The way his expressions were during the Frosty the Snowman part, describing the horrid scene, sounded almost like he’s one of the kids who witnessed it
Since he’s alive but still made of snow he’s slowly melting from the inside. Interestingly enough that can happen to people too if our body temperatures are high enough, which is why we need to be careful with fevers and our body rising over 98.6 degrees.
@@horrorhistory7342 our proteins start to denature if we heat up too much. That’s why people freak out. Your body heats up to kill of the virus or bacteria, but it also changes the shape and therefore function of the body’s proteins. Not quite melting, but proteins are kind of wicked important.
Can we all appreciate the passive-aggressive look Paint makes(edit: during jingle bells), staring unblinkingly at the camera, not even glimpsing at the keyboard?
Dashing through the snow in a pair of broken skies. Over the fields we go, smashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead. What fun it is to wake up in a hospital bed! Hey!
@@maturinthecosmicturtle6783 dodie wanted to be more than friends with jon but he rejected her and their friendship also broke (this was before they both came out)
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Nope, that’s just wrong. Never in my life had I ever given a thought to my grandma in relation to a WAP and now I’m gonna have nightmares about that.
P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing correct versions of horrible holiday songs* I fixed your comment for you ;)
Actually, if we want to be fair here, weird al was one of the first to do it. Christmas at ground zero and the night santa went crazy are some of the best songs ive ever heard.
@@michellebroer9188 I mean I understand how it can be perceived that way but if you look into the song it was written by a husband and wife and she was more saying no I can’t because of societal standards where hookups weren’t really a thing.
The darkest Christmas song to me will always be “Let it Snow” all about a man slowly accepting his fate of freezing to death in the middle of a snow storm. First part is his brain misfiring happy memories as it slowly shuts down with the exception of: “Since we no place to go. Let it Snow, let it snow, let it snow.” Since there is no where to go, no escape, he is hoping for the snow to get worse so he can at least die faster or accepting his fate and the snow for what it is. “When we finally kiss good night” Kiss of death “How I’ll hate going out in the storm” Thought of feeling the cold anymore/ continuing to live through it is becoming too unbearable “But if you really hold me tight. All the way home I’ll be warm” He wants death’s embrace so he’ll no longer feel the cold on his body and his spirit can go “home” and only feel warmth “And the fire is slowly dying” his only source of warmth is slowly dying out, with no way to rekindle it. “And my dear we’re still goodbying” He is mentally saying his goodbyes to his loved ones “But as long as you love me so. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” As long as he is in his loved ones hearts he is okay with his fate.
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He's like Michael Bublé, goes into hibernation for ages then drops a song or two; back to hibernation
True
Because you can't rush ART
More like Michael Bublé on crack (but in a good way. Like a more eccentric version of him)
@@ketkijere this made me cackle because it's so true
Best comment
I love how he keeps a straight face until the “What is WAP?” moment.
For like a second.
I sure im going to regret this but... What *is* WAP?
@@incognitogirl6201 if you really want to know (you don't) look it up
@@teigandavis9928 ... I think ill take your word for it. Ignorance is bliss and all that. Lol
@Jolene Ju Yin Cheah false, she has no good songs
The fact that he makes eye contact through the entire jingle bells song is honestly more terrifying than the lyrics...
I had to look behind and around to make sure I'm not gonna get *slayed*
Accompanied by a creepy smile... 😳 I’m scared!
0_o
he didn't even BLINK
@@idkwholizzieis He did one time at the beginning of jingle bells at 2:41
The way his expressions were during the Frosty the Snowman part, describing the horrid scene, sounded almost like he’s one of the kids who witnessed it
Hey, we can’t pass judgment on how he copes
Rewatched it with that lens, I highly recommend it. It makes the video a lot better.
That was so scary damnit
this is too good
Fax
Omg sammy
Oh hi sammy
I am your 1000th like lol
what’s new? jon is 2020’s savior. only returning when we need him most. 😌
This year's royalty free Christmas songs do be hitting different.
yeah
It’s an improvement
Dodie: I’m gonna do Christmas songs in a minor key!
Jon: I’m gonna do Christmas songs about killing minors.
**sighs** **watches their collabs for the millionth time**
Anakin Skywalker has entered the chat
Fun!
LOL 😂
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
each carol is a different mood and it haunts me to this day..
the way he smiles so naturally after singing something really haunted 😶
"the puddle's garbled shrieks" Love how your brain works; this whole video is a delight!
Whitney Avalon you are so cool!!!! (I also completely agree with your comment) sry for fangirling I can’t help it lol
Of course Whitney's here😂😂
i literally read this as soon as he sang it wtf lmao
I was expecting you to be here lol
Delight.. _violent_
Yes Whitney, it was delightful, indeed.
Evers other influencer: I know this year was so hard and I wanna spread as much positivity as I can!
Jon: Time to sing about death and suffering kids
not to mention poor frosty...
😂😂
the only thing to bring us joy
ahhh the return of the king 💖
@@steffismile14 poor frosty. I was so concerned after hearing those lyrics
I was expecting a basic global warming joke for frosty... this was way more terrifying.
hah, by far
I dont get it? Like why did frosty spew a brownish goo?????
I’m still processing it lol
Since he’s alive but still made of snow he’s slowly melting from the inside. Interestingly enough that can happen to people too if our body temperatures are high enough, which is why we need to be careful with fevers and our body rising over 98.6 degrees.
@@horrorhistory7342 our proteins start to denature if we heat up too much. That’s why people freak out. Your body heats up to kill of the virus or bacteria, but it also changes the shape and therefore function of the body’s proteins. Not quite melting, but proteins are kind of wicked important.
Another year, another time remembering this on Christmas Eve and coming back to watch
You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads more than twice.
😂
You know 2020 is crazy when Jon uploads.
you know 2020 is crazy when jon
you know 2020 is crazy
you know 2020
This year: *been worse than hell*
Jon; fine more than two videos 🙄
Bless you Jon
Paint: "children scream"
Me: "are those the real lyrics?"
Paint: *keeps on singing*
Me: "Alright it's obviously not"
Wdym it sounds absolutely legit
Th os the actual nane of the song
That could’ve been the real song besides the word “nuclear” and “repopulate” and I’d have no idea lmao
@@terra_the_nightingale135 I mean children songs are already pretty dark. Have you heard rock a bye baby?
@@despicablepenguin I can hear Jon Solo in the distance...
Also don’t forget “Ring A Round The Rosie”
Can we all appreciate the passive-aggressive look Paint makes(edit: during jingle bells), staring unblinkingly at the camera, not even glimpsing at the keyboard?
“The sentience stripped away”
“Ladies who scream, all Karening”
So, so clever!
“Jingle bells, prison cells, no one gets away. Oh what fun it is to die” is now my favorite Christmas lyric
same
Can’t wait to sing these at this year’s family Christmas zoom.
Oh my god how hilarious it would be😂😂😂😂😂
After u sing tell us how it went
Ah, another sentence I would not have understood a year ago :)
So we're just gonna ignore the fact that Jon played Jingle Bells without looking at the keyboard once.
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For people that miss Halloween but are also excited for Christmas.
When you miss halloween but you need to act festive
@@leahchattergoon5086 Every day.
This is far beyond the "Jingle Bells,Batman Smells" that i grew up with.
robin laid an egg
The one I remember is "Jingle bombs, Jingle bombs, I think I got screwed."
On today's episode on the effects of childhood trauma:
Lets be honest٫ Jon isn't ruining christmas carols, he's making them realistic
Edit: :0 ty for the likes!
So we’re both waiting for him?
@@Maxleyy me too I'm waiting for him too upload I've been subbed to home for 2 years
I agree with your line of thinking. X'D
*thank you
@@Maxleyy Yep- ( sorry about the late reply-)
Rhyming Epstein with Latrine is the most creative thing I’ve seen in a good while.
BRO imagine getting your comment liked by PAINT. I hope you screamed
@@rachelsomething1050 he painted it black lol
@@rachelsomething1050 he's just like "finally, SOMEONE recognized my lyrical genius"
I still can’t believe he’s really back.
He wasn't gone long.
he posted a month ago
Well ‘back’ is a relative term here
@@julietminusromeo1249 Sure is
@@tombstonerforever9374 it was 2 years before they posted about a month ago, they mean they still can't believe their back
This guy reminds me of the avatar Asleep for 100 years and comes back when the world needed him most
Lol yes
Agreed
Dashing through the snow in a pair of broken skies. Over the fields we go, smashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I’m almost dead. What fun it is to wake up in a hospital bed! Hey!
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I see someone else has also gone insane during the quarantine.
Oh I guess for him it has been too late for years :D :D
@@Kyrrichan Same thought. 😂
apparently parodying songs to make them disturbing is jon’s specialty
it's why I subbed xD
Laughs in Happily Never After
Duh
Exactly
absolutley
The most terrifying part was the eye contact. After so little socialization for so long, I was overwhelmed.
IKR
That's what it was! It felt so wrong but I couldn't pinpoint why!
Us: sitting here waiting for him to appear again in a year
When we needed him most, he comes back. Again 🥰
No one:
Jon's Christmas Carols: "Oh Frosty The Snowman, purged the contents of his brain."
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1:15
I'm not even joking, was in the middle of listening to progressive Christmas carols when I got the notification
Amazing!
I ADORE Progressive Christmas Carols.
Someone named AxxL is coming!
well they're timeless classics so... no surprise there ;)
Ironic as we have go backwards.... this year sucks
i like how they slowly get more and more unhinged
this is just Progressive Christmas Carols’ darker twin
MatPat and Jon Cozart: The two people who have the special ability of ruining your childhood in under 10 minutes
I bring to you, Jon Solo (although I guess his videos are more than 10 minutes)
What about Remus Sanders 🤠
Yes I love both of them
Yup 😂
Jacksfilms fans too
“Ladies who scream, all Karening”
I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT 😂😂😂
Anyone else miss old paint videos? They are so nostalgic of my childhood!
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PAINT HAS ONCE AGAIN ARISEN FROM HIS SLUMBER IN ORDER TO BLESS US WITH CHRISTMAS CAROLS
I like your pfp🌝🌝
We only let him out of hell sometimes ok.... he is insane
I hope you realize I still get your “Progressive Christmas Carols” stuck in my head all year round 😂💗
🎵 We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be.. 🎵
progressive christmas carols is a masterpiece
I watch that video for every Christmas
ALL THE TIME! wtf is even "white christmas"
Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, supports the NRA
Mary did you know, that you're baby boy, IS WHITE
@@djloeffler3141 .....DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Damn, did aliens kidnap the real Paint and leave an impostor behind? Holy crap he's uploading!
I have two hot TH-camr girlfriends and I am the best TH-camr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear ore
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku who tf are you
@@AxxLAfriku i have seen you 5 times commenting about your "2 hot girlfriends"
@@AxxLAfriku i can never tell if youre joking. None of the comments youve written make sense and it frightens me to my core. Have a nice day :D
When you said you were gonna ruin them, you sure as heck weren’t kidding.
I hope he knows the only Christmas carols I had memorized up until now were his progressive ones and now my abilities are getting stronger
Most people: hey, this year has been tough, so let's try to be as positive as possible, ok?
Paint: no❤
just.... no ❤
Man I'd like your comment but it already has the perfect amount of likes XD
@@alkistimichal not anymore❤
Hey its me
@@flaminhos1054 no its me
Grandma: "What is WAP?"
Me: the Winter Apple Pie!
Let's just not imagine her then going around asking everyone "Do you want some WAP mister..its fresh"
Im sorry😂😭
@@alizafaisal6062 I'm dead🤣☠️
My cousin asked me, "can I have some WAP." I just stared. Then he said, "waffles and pancakes you dirty minded creep." Needless to say I died
@@jade8184 AHAHAHAH ..the guy knew what he was talking bout though
@@alizafaisal6062 true lol
Omg frosty the snowman has me DYING and jingle bells has me crying. Omg please make more ruined carols
i don't care how many christmas songs he's going to ruin, this dude's voice is always a caress to my ears
*fix
@@rockking2616 😂😂
I read carcass...
"No one's celebrating freaking christmas, grandpa really should have tipped the waitress"
I can't stop laughing.
Lmfaaaaaao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Grandpa fucked up this time 😔 I told him at least a dollar
Seeing Jon Cozart sitting in his room playing a ukulele for the first time in years has awakened a primal joy in me.
When the world needed him most, he disappeared.
"Children scream..."
I'm listening
Ok I'm not shure sold I send to to hell try to covinse me
Merry christmas to us, he’s spoiling all of us this year
nil
Umm you dont know what happened between them do u?
Well this is awkward
@@swellestgoat3803 what do you mean?
@@maturinthecosmicturtle6783 dodie wanted to be more than friends with jon but he rejected her and their friendship also broke (this was before they both came out)
@@swellestgoat3803 I didnt even know they knew each other oof
I just discovered this today and love how it's a day before the one year anniversary.
"What is WAP?"
I felt a sense of dread come over me that I haven't felt in years.
"Well, Granma, you had that once upon a midnight clear..."
@@Corbomite_Meatballs Nope, that’s just wrong. Never in my life had I ever given a thought to my grandma in relation to a WAP and now I’m gonna have nightmares about that.
P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing corrupt versions of happy holiday songs.
P.O.V: A man stares directly at you through the whole video playing various instruments, and singing correct versions of horrible holiday songs*
I fixed your comment for you ;)
So very true. Love your name by the the way
@@LittleRedGhost
i tip my hat to you, one of brilliance
I don't care what you say,
these are catchy as _hell._
EXACTLY
It's *fire.*
agreed.
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This just happened to show up in my feed and oh my God I’m so glad I listened to it! Funny AF
HE FOUND HIS TH-cam PASSWORD FOR GOOD EVERYONE
Leave it up to him to turn even Christmas carols violent. That's the Jon we know and love.
I don’t know what you’re talking about. The “Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree” is just your average Southern Christmas 😂
the sustained intense eye contact during jingle bells made it extra scary
This sounds too much like a 2020 recap for me to be comfy... Also Jon's death stare during Jingle Bells is the creepiest thing I've seen all day
When Paint posts it's practically a national holiday
Wow, he's back. I guess Christmas really is a time of miracles.
the fact that this brings me more joy than the original songs is disturbing
"What is WAP?"
I couldn't keep a straight face either, Jon...
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Its waffles and pancakes 😏🤫
@@darkv01d79 no it’s worship and prayer /j
At least 2020 gave us one breath of relief: Jon's alive
While grandma asks, “What is WAP?”
"Winning apple pie, grandma, it means a winning apple pie😐"
@@jeewo5895 I thought it meant “what a pineapple”
@@camellia657 ah yes, another common use of this acronym, all depends on context: D
Why are people 🤔 saves you writing every time you question the stupidity of people 😉
What does it actually mean?
I think it’s about time, that the rare Jon Cozart wakes up and emerges from his cave ;)
throughout the entirety of Frosty the Snowman: *ukulele intensifies*
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No one literally no one:
Paint: ima turn Christmas songs dark
Actually, if we want to be fair here, weird al was one of the first to do it. Christmas at ground zero and the night santa went crazy are some of the best songs ive ever heard.
He did progressive Christmas carols a few years ago
2020's been a rough year
I was going to like this comment but its at 666 so imma let it be lol
@@eonsinfinity534 Yep! And the dark version of TNSWC.
At this point these videos are more just confirmation he’s alive
And eight months later, we’re still wondering
@@oxidiser still wondering...
@@ramadrian248 still wondering
@jackson kirk still wondering
@Muvsiture Media still wondering
Isn't it about that time of year for paint to come back out of the basement
ik its been nearly 2 years
I need full versions of these songs to mix into the family christmas playlist
Especially jingle bells just add it in
We can add "Baby it's cold outside" to this playlist. Doesn't even have to be rewritten, that song is already terrifying
How?
@@foxja1 It's basically a woman saying no to a man and him ignoring her and trying to kiss her for 3 minutes
correct
it's preeeeeety rapey
@@michellebroer9188 I mean I understand how it can be perceived that way but if you look into the song it was written by a husband and wife and she was more saying no I can’t because of societal standards where hookups weren’t really a thing.
Legend is back. *Just hope he will not forgot his password.*
Note: WE ALL OF WANT THE AFTER EVER AFTER 4
honestly there's only so many disney characters. I'd rather see his energy put towards other, more creative projects
He says this all with a look of delight on his face
That smile at the end of frosty the snowman tho 😂
“O’er the kids we roll”
I think paint is my old principle
hey op you wanna give more context to this one?
uhhhh pardon??
Woah...wait...WHAT
...?
I'm really starting to think he should rename himself PAINt
Well you can't have Paint without Pain
@@samanthaxkay exactly
Pain’t
I thought this was a Valve pun because he barely uploads
What ? Whys the t small and the others are capital
Carol of the Bells was a whole nightmare, i’m not joking.
Definitely agree haha
Carol of the *Hells*
Not Jingle Bells?
@@dreamzie. good one
Disgusting.
*Poly Cotton Blends.*
Now we just have to wait for next Christmas for Jon to come back
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The darkest Christmas song to me will always be “Let it Snow” all about a man slowly accepting his fate of freezing to death in the middle of a snow storm.
First part is his brain misfiring happy memories as it slowly shuts down with the exception of:
“Since we no place to go. Let it Snow, let it snow, let it snow.” Since there is no where to go, no escape, he is hoping for the snow to get worse so he can at least die faster or accepting his fate and the snow for what it is.
“When we finally kiss good night” Kiss of death
“How I’ll hate going out in the storm” Thought of feeling the cold anymore/ continuing to live through it is becoming too unbearable
“But if you really hold me tight. All the way home I’ll be warm” He wants death’s embrace so he’ll no longer feel the cold on his body and his spirit can go “home” and only feel warmth
“And the fire is slowly dying” his only source of warmth is slowly dying out, with no way to rekindle it.
“And my dear we’re still goodbying” He is mentally saying his goodbyes to his loved ones
“But as long as you love me so. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” As long as he is in his loved ones hearts he is okay with his fate.
Wtf
I like the way you think.
It's kinda sad actually :'(
Um maybe not-
I mean music is up to interpretation but it's about being snowed in. And you're stuck In your house...
I think you read into it a lil too much, but I still like where you went with it.
Ok but THE LIGHTING sis THE OUTFITS we love it
first lyric: CHILDREN SCREAM
Thanks TH-cam for not sending me a single notification from this channel for the last 2 years or so
Every time I see you do a creepy smile, I think "man he'd make a great Joker"
woah
He’s actually uploading? Who is this man?
*Paint was The Impostor*
I never thought frosty the snowman could be so terrifying
It’s good to see he is still alive
Goddangit, he forgot the true violent Christmas carol
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
My sister’s favorite Christmas carol 😭🤚
That’s probably why 😂 He’d have to turn that one jollier
And the night Santa went crazy
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I feel like he asked himself what is the opposite of progressive christmas carols and came up with this
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When they say "slaying song", that is most definitely not what I expected......
Now my eyes have opened
A FULL FALLOUT CHRISTMAS CAROL OMFG THANKYOU
Wow he is uploading after 2 years 3 uploads
The Michael Bublé of TH-cam (except less often)
Idk how
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Wtf how did i get 160 like in 6 mins wtf?!?!
You went from progressive Christmas carols to this in a surprisingly short time
When the world needed him most, he returned
The constant eye contact in these songs makes my day