Don't worry, I'll make up for it. *clears throat* _SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_ Was that good enough?
Logan Paul: Hey, how you doin well I'm doin just fine I lied I'm dieing inside~ so GO CHECK OUT MAH INSTA AND TWITS AND CLICK THAT BELL AFTER OF COURSE SUBBING TO ME
suicide isn't a joke man logan was wrong and in his apology, he was boosting himself the whole time he ain't actually sorry his channel should be deleted
You both look dead inside for most of this video. XD Also, "When I heard he was making a suicide video, I was like 'Ok, I'll watch it,' but then it's like, you know... somebody _else's_ suicide," is HANDS DOWN the most savage thing I've ever heard Jon say.
Except hundred of vines, skits and vlogs and other videos. Dislike him all you want but so many people enjoy a lot of his content. Content he doesn't make to please you.
Ben Hadfield hello Ben I usually would not respond to a comment that is in support of Logan but you brought up his vines and as a vine connoisseur I would like to add that not only were a majority of his vines subpar but near the end of vine they were also fake and overdramatized in a way that was not only void of humor but flat out cringe worthy. Other then that you said one thing right, he does not make his content for me because I am not a small child or a generally horrible person or someone with no sense of humor. So it seems our comment feud will end here, unlike Logan’s fight with KSI that was all publicity and will now be drawn out to make more money for the two power hungry buffoons.
Omg! I wish I could show this to my middle school students in Songwriting club. I've been trying to find good examples for using text conversations as lyrics. This is just priceless and you do such a good job with song structure!
Kat Foster because he's good at appealing to the lowest common denominator. Find the thing everyone can relate to but they think is unique to them, and post it
Here's some goofy bloopers if you wanna see those!! th-cam.com/video/lPCbDqoYCeo/w-d-xo.html
Paint Just as funny as the original video haha
Thanks ☺
Paint I love your videos so much!
Two videos in a year! What is up with you? Thank you! 😊
Paint OKAY BUT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT!!! it looks amazing👏🏾
I’m slightly annoyed that a song with logan paul lyrics can be such a bop but it’s counteracted by the fact that this is a bop
So true
True
Where's the lie.
I take solace in the fact that it's mostly mocking him
Honestly I expected his tweets to be a lot worse than that so I'm pleasantly surprised he just steals jokes.
GippyHappy same
Bro same
i thought they were gonna be like noah centimeter’s tweets
IKR also I’m surprised he mentioned Liza and David on one of his tweets
My Fingernail Smells oh god his tweets honestly make me wanna do an eye bath with bleach
okay but wait. why is this actually kinda catchy?
Because it's Jon and Malinda
yeah, it's actually very catchy
IM STILL GONNA USE UBER X
Cuz Jon cozart made it
cuz robots 'bout to run this bitch
The entire chorus was: “I’m STiiiilL gOnNa UsE uBer X.”
Best chorus ever, obviously
Best chorus
Yeah. From a songwriter/musician perspective, I hated it. But as a teen watching something while I’m bored, I loved it.
@@Tiersly xD
2 videos in a year. we have been blessed.
StraightUpSupporter 01987654321 Yes
StraightUpSupporter 01987654321 true!
StraightUpSupporter 01987654321 true
Hahahahahbaa
Now hear me out... what if we got 3? What a magical world it would be.
......was this just an Uber ad??????
How did you guess?
SKSKSKKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSK ITS UUUUU
Wouldn't be surprised...
TheAMaazing That guess was AMaazing
yaaaaay theamaazing!!
The harmonies are wonderful and all, but let's face it: for a song about Logan Paul, there was not enough screaming
Hi, nice to meet you true.
Don't worry, I'll make up for it. *clears throat*
_SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_
Was that good enough?
Aye Jaye Animations Nope, you need more. And maybe break a few plates while you're at it.
《Mel_Does _Stuff》 Might as well throw a fish at a car
@@parkchimmin7913 Definitely XD
This was really good, but now I'm gonna walk around singing "I'm still gonna use UberX" and no one is gonna know wtf I'm on about
Yes.
I started singing that while I was babysitting my siblings.
same
sir i signed into my both accounts AND I STILL CANT GIVE U 1 K LIKES UGH UR AT 999
I would
*im still gonna use uberx*
I always think your profile picture is dodie
same xD
Yes
LILALOVESTINY 13 omg that makes me smile sm i love dodie
You could literally sing about broccoli and I'd find it amazing.
Yasmina Elric you know there is a broccoli song thats pretty funny
I’m happy to let you know Dan Bull has done that
Broccoli is pretty great.
Broccoli IS amazing
and kids, *this* is how you recycle garbage properly
THE SHADEEEE
I didn't realize it what already tea time, gurl
durianhead senpai teach me uwu
Holy shit
omg honestly this is the best comment ever dude
logan paul: "why sleep when you could live"
me: "yeah my therapist calls it depression"
That's what my therapist said too! Weird...
wait really i hate sleeping i'd rather be up on my laptop than sleep smh
@@para-yw9dn i dont like to sleep either but i didnt choose being mentally ill lol
Bet I liked it the balance is now 420 bake it and also..... same😐
Huh.... my therapist told me that too
I HATE how much of this is a bop
Redus Reuse Recycle oh my goddd, it’s Tom Holland
Well he can make gold out of trash
Wait isn’t it a BANGER
tbh i'm more of a _why live when you can sleep_ kind of person
Demi-God Jedi in Gryffindor Rapping Guns and Ships I absolutely love your username and I too am a "why sleep when you can live" kind of person😂
Freaking hell, I love Star Wars, am in Gryffindor and Guns and Ships is my favorite song from Hamilton. I'm that person too
Same
Your username is the best thing ever.
I'm surprised that Paint made 2 videos *in a year*
Ezra Aftarekh YYYAAAASSS
Same
Now he's gotta make 3 and do one about Trumps tweets.
yeah im pretty sure i was in actual shock from seeing this in my subscription videos list
Both on my birthday
Robots bout to run uberx
Well that’s scary
Jhi chdkjdkdkd no no no
I am cONfUsIon 420 likes I’m so immature
I would like but it's at 666
I can’t stop laughing at this line 😂😂🤣
1000th like :D
This song was actually pretty good haha.
The Fiadochi Aardvark xD
This uberx ad*
yass!
Besides the lyrics tho
A king making quality content 👏🏼
I’m impressed he was able to sit through and listen to a bunch of mind- numbing tweets and still create a good song. Props to you John.
2 videos in 1 year? SHOOK
Celina bink?
Celina Aren’t we all
How bout two videos in less than two months??
Ikr
kookies lamb skewers blink? yes!
“but then it was like someone elses suicide so like..”
No matter how many times I listen to this...
I'm still gonna use UberX
I'M STILL GONNA USE UBERX
Why hello there ;)
Matthew Conway wellthankyou
Dance Moms Dolphin lol
*"it's somebody else's suicide"*
IM SHRIEKING
and Peggy Okay, first off your profile pic is great and secondly, YOUR USERNAME AAAAAAAH
It was delivered with perfect comedic timing too!
It’s official
If you sing it
We love it
No matter the content
OFFICIAL.
The likes on this comment were 666, i wanted to like but then i thought, well, that sums up Logan so.... gonna leave it like that
So true 😂👌
Holy shi* I love your profile picture ima faint 😱
Somebody else’s suicide
*EVIL LAUGH*
Logan Paul: they ask me how I am I say I’m fine but I’m not really fine
Logan Paul: Hey, how you doin well I'm doin just fine I lied I'm dieing inside~ so GO CHECK OUT MAH INSTA AND TWITS AND CLICK THAT BELL AFTER OF COURSE SUBBING TO ME
suicide isn't a joke man logan was wrong and in his apology, he was boosting himself the whole time he ain't actually sorry his channel should be deleted
Akela's Zone are you mad at the comment or or Logan or both? *visible confusion noises*
Hidden Musician I dunno also WOW THIS COMMENT GAINED SEVEN HUNDRED LIKES
Two videos in a year god damn
amoral combat ITS A MIRACLE
Ikr!
Ikr
Ikr
amoral combat my god
Did your hibernation finish early this time?
Jess Lmao
It's global warming
Jess yeah
*PAINT MAKING TWO VIDEOS IN A YEAR?!?!?*
Hermione Belle *3
Never thought I’d catch my self watching 2 people singing to Logan Paul’s tweets at 3 am
1:00pm in the afternoon it popped up and I'm like ok.
Especially when one of those people is the Translated Legend herself, Malinda Kathleen Reese.
been 3 years and i'm watching this at 2:30 am
the only thing related to Logan Paul that im okay with
dead girlfren so true Xd
same!!!
two videos in a year we are truly blessed😌🙏
Rashmika k 😂😂
Rashmika k *understatement*
trUE
Damnnn you got a lot of likes real quick
Rashmika k it's honestly shocking!
This is the very best thing
Jordan Hanna hi dad, fancy seeing you here
+Jolie Brown waitwaitwait! Thats ur dad?!
The harmony here is really good. I enjoy hearing y'all singing together.
Okay but try it with Jaden Smith
Blizzic PLEASE
isn’t it jaden* or am i stupid
maddie jaiden??
Edit: sry i checked its jaden
maddie yeah, it's Jaden
Joon well jaidens with i's are cooler
AHHHH THIS IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE IT!
Thank you legend :')
You’re awesome!!
I was watching this and thinking of Elise 😂 I’m glad I found this comment
ELISE!
Everyone in the replies saying Elise but my name is Elise too also I think you're so cool lmao
Who knew such beauty could come from such horror :')
Anna Woods That’s exactly what I was thinking. Lmao
Look at the likes and then look at the number of replies 😂😂😂 no hate
Anna Woods lul
Yes
Why is no one talking about Jon’s voice at 3:55
i wanted to, but i thought people would hate cuz robots bout to run that bitch
Ayyyyyyy
what about in 0:00 to 4:32
ikr its so gooodddddddddddddddddd
@@biggaylol5438 u little b*tch
3:41 i deadass thought they were gonna say i’m still gonna use uber x
OMG SAME
Same
Kaitlyn Toda I’ve seen this video four times and I still expect them to say that when I listen 😅
Same!
Same
"This is all in good fun, and just ignore the hate behind our eyes"
HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL OK BYE
Life: *Gives Logan millions, giant fanbase, and an amazing career*
Logan: "liFe wHy yOu Do mE lIkE tHis?"
I would like to appreciate your profile picture.
Real question: *does he still use UberX?*
Gr3y_ Jeans we may never know
You both look dead inside for most of this video. XD
Also, "When I heard he was making a suicide video, I was like 'Ok, I'll watch it,' but then it's like, you know... somebody _else's_ suicide," is HANDS DOWN the most savage thing I've ever heard Jon say.
GreenbloodLady I appreciate you for your comment because I totally missed that savagery.
GreenbloodLady and that’s saying a lot
I don’t get it........ sorry I really don’t! I don’t mean to offend anyone btw please explain☹️
Cassandra Ng it's a dark joke. Jon thought the suicide video was Paul's suicide not someone else's.
Ashton LeBleu ooooooooooohhhhhhhh i get it now thanks!
"When I found out it was someone else's suicide video" OOF Lol
The reply number is 666.
BOOM
OOF
Cindy Cedeno but like SAME
Where?
i used to ask "why sleep when you can live," now that im running on 2 hours of sleep every day im asking "why live when you can sleep"
👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Brandon Rogers!!!
Brandonn
😱😍😱
Brandon Rogers Father!!!
Brandon Rogers his number one fan
"Shout out to my girl Rosa parks"
"Ay"
yeah boi im on that mixed with white and black and Indian train
shouts to my girl rosa parks*
Im your 2000th like
WHAT PAINT POSTED 2 VIDEOS IN THE SAME YEAR ??!!!
Anybody else gonna still use uber X lol😂😊
No just me and Logan OK
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that he’s still gonna use UberX.
2 videos in as many months?
*WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE REAL JON?!*
Izzy lol
Izzy 😂 this made me laugh so hard
Seen this comment
*ALREADY WORKING ON MY CONSPIRACY THEORIES!*
Izzy I thought he left TH-cam
_i bet he doesn’t use uberx anymore_
BET
Sim Card owo and agrees with Paint and Malinda. Life is not good.
Same
Hear me out...... I don't like Logan Paul.... But his tweets are meeeeeee
why the hell are tweets eating you
@@Zaybith_7 oml sorry I meant are*. XD
Army...?
Narcissistic?
@@JefePlaysYT how
I feel so blessed and rewarded right now.
Two videos? _In the same year?_
Who are you and where's the real Jon
Farah Ahmad it’s a conspiracy
He also appeared in Brandon Rogers' _A Day at the Beach_
We're being fed
This isnt real
Rawan *Shane dawson* hey what's up you guys yes
This is the only good content Logan has ever contributed to
You beat me to this comment lol
So true
Briley Guin Tbh I still don’t know why he has so many fans after the forest incident... but true dou
Except hundred of vines, skits and vlogs and other videos. Dislike him all you want but so many people enjoy a lot of his content. Content he doesn't make to please you.
Ben Hadfield hello Ben I usually would not respond to a comment that is in support of Logan but you brought up his vines and as a vine connoisseur I would like to add that not only were a majority of his vines subpar but near the end of vine they were also fake and overdramatized in a way that was not only void of humor but flat out cringe worthy. Other then that you said one thing right, he does not make his content for me because I am not a small child or a generally horrible person or someone with no sense of humor. So it seems our comment feud will end here, unlike Logan’s fight with KSI that was all publicity and will now be drawn out to make more money for the two power hungry buffoons.
“I got to get better at being alone”
Logan Paul predicted covid
Stfu
@@Jessieundetected91 stfu
He prepared for covid
ROBOTS ABOUT TO RUN THIS BETCH
AYYY~
CupofTJ I watch sonny's channel and saw you. i'm just shocked you're here.
CupofTJ I think I have my senior quote 😂
CupofTJ ROBOTS BOUT TO RUN DIS BIOTCH OOOOOOH
"oh , it's someone else's suicide " just took me tf outttt I'm screamingggggg
bisexual culture is having a crush on both of you
True tho
Thats true xD
Lol ya
Angela Comeaux Me
fat mood
John: he’s a controversial figure
Me: you’ll be too with that joke @ 0:53
It was delivered with perfect comedic timing though.
Lol
Jon
We are on the right timeline
Justin Y. Are you sure because I'm pretty sure we're in the timeline that Marty fricked up
why the fuck do i keep seeing you everywhere
Justin Y.
its you again
Paint fan!!!
World line*
This is kind of the best and worst thing simultaneously
I just realized she’s the girl that made a cover of After Ever After
Edit: I know Brizzy made a cover, Malinda’s was just the one I liked more
Zahmyia Arts i don't think so; brizzyvoices was the one who made the covers, not malinda
no she made one too joecelyn
th-cam.com/video/LFlSEmffrIs/w-d-xo.html
They both made covers but Malinda's was 200% better
She is awesome, check out her chanel!!
The 2 girls I love to watch, Elise and Malinda, has collabed with John
Malinda's exasperated, confused stares in between lines are amazing.
Yes
It’s a mood.
You can feel the death stare and wtf moods they are like Da F during this
♫ own personal fanny pack ♫
Translator Fails Helloo I löv U
You’re amazing!!!!!
My god, y'all thought thats the real account
Edit:I messed up
Best collab ever
Lmao
lowkey but also highkey impressed by that split second high harmonies at 2:57
"why sleep when you could live?"
*worst quote ever*
I thought it was funny😂😂
Ik I’m here like: BECAUSE I’M TIRED GODAMMIT!
"But then it was somebody else's suicide"
KDJFSLDKFJLSKDFJ
Ammarah Ahmed That was the best part.
I actually screamed ahhahaha, Jon’s such a legend
Best part of the whole video 😂😂
He said he was gonna make a suicide video and i was like ill watch it
Then i realised it was someone elses suicide ( laughter ) 😂😂😂😂😂
That was a sick burn, for sure (at 0:50)
Its even worse Bc I thought the same
Dammit I'm dumb someone explain what that means
@@devyanivadawale3357 they thought it was Paul committing suicide. Joke is a bit heavy on the dark side 😅
2 VIDEOS IN ONE YEAR?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?!?!?!
...please continue
Omg! I wish I could show this to my middle school students in Songwriting club. I've been trying to find good examples for using text conversations as lyrics. This is just priceless and you do such a good job with song structure!
Blink twice if someone's holding you hostage to post on TH-cam again!! We'll rescue you!! ❤️
Lmao righttt
no we rnt dont kid urself
tru... We probably would go subscribe to the kidnappers' channels too just to show our gratitude (ﾉ_ _)ﾉ
That joke about the suicide video made me laugh so hard and I am a terrible person 😂😂😂
Katycat- one honestly same, let’s be terrible people together 😂
Where was the joke? I'm gonna rematch thus and see if I catch it
xxLoux x in the beginning. About Logan's suicide video
I laughed way more than i should have at the joke ill be a terrible person with you and eveyone who laughed
Good I’m not the only one
ROBOTS BOUT TO RUN UBERX
google cars and uber :)
my mistake :)
i’ve genuinely returned to this song several times and memorized the entire thing. only u, jon
Now it’s time for a song on trump tweets
Gurket Kaur would LOVE to see that!
The snl did that with Josh Groban guys !
@@manonsegur7547 paint is many many many times better than snl
*Sponsored By UberX*
Malinda *and* paint? _I think I am in heaven_
Emma Kjær We're all going to sleep well tonight knowing that two of the most funniest TH-cam singers have joined forces.
How do you do the sideways words?
Actually, it’s purgatory. Logan Paul’s tweets send you to hell, while Malinda and Paint ascend you.
@@rose_tae8557 put _ at the beginning and end of the sentence. _like this_
Dabalo, Just a Lemon With Lemon needs wow thanks _like this?_
2:00 who tried the alphabet with out singing after watching this 😂😂
Why did I actually laugh at the tweet about apple cars having windows
Abby W. It’s okay I did too
Abby W. Because he stole the joke from someone else lmao
@@liv-nw7lh and I'ma probably steal it from him who stole it from someone else who probably took it from somewhere else.
liz craft as you should
The only thing Logan Paul and I agree on: every hamster should get their own personal fanny pack
Love your pfp
@@AmritaGopal love *your* pfp
@@sillygoosetaur love your pfp
klimuu _ love your pfp
@@Jamiee3011 love your pfp
Honestly their voices sound amazing in harmony ☺️🎵
Watched Logan's performance at Wrestlemania, had this running through my head the whole time
I've watched this more times than I'd like to admit...
Honestly half of the views on this vid was me tbh
AnxietyWolfie Plays same
@@megocon6454 Same! I have watched this like 1 million times (Or at least two times a day)
Same it’s kinda sad honestly 😂
If this does not get on trending page I will die.
It won't. They're making fun of TH-cams golden child
4 million subscribers. If we all watch it ten times I'm sure we'll make it.
AltoRythmStreak72 wait noooo
r. i p. x(
put it on spotify and name it Uber X or im rioting
"im not a bad guy"
billie eilish: *"im the bad guy"*
Google Translate: "I'm biscuits"
Is this just a commercial for UberX😂😂😂😂😂
Twedookpop Isn't everything?
I laughed at Logan Pool.
I feel i'm a horrible human being.
orsettomorbido same I’m currently on the floor
Still gonna use Uber x
orsettomorbido nope
Don't you worry, human are horrible.
Same i laughed at the Apple car thing
What?! Jon uploaded within 2 months of his latest video😭👏🏼👏🏼
No one :
Not a single soul :
Not even a cow :
Logan Paul : I WaNnA bE pReGnAnT
"I wanna be pregnant".
Logan...You really don't, buddy
*_iM alREAdy PREGnaNt_*
Weird flex but ok
Sorry I had to...
I think he was drunk when he typed that
Yeah you really don’t though....
“Why sleep when you could live”
What?
more like why live when you could sleep.
You cant sleep without living. You need to breathe😂both yours and his comment make no sense
You can't live without sleeping. You'll go insane😂your comment makes no sense
Why live when you can sleep.... permanently
You need sleep to live lol
Bo Moore I think what he meant was why wake up when you can stay a sleep
Malinda’s face at “wtf I wanna be pregnant”
SOLID MOOD
Edit: holy crap almost 2k
1:35
That "I wanna have Jon Cozart's babies" face is glorious.
Oh crap I just turned the amount of likes to 666
I’m scared
Wow her face looks like: I wanna have Jon’s babies
And i think we can't blame her
Look at his corkboard...
HAMILTON FANS RIIIISSSEEE!!!
RISE UP RISE UP
TIME TO TAKE A SHOT
RISE UP RISE UP
#HAMIFILM
Hamfam is here and I love it.
It's a bulletin board
No sit down
The dream team.
Every person ever: OMG OMG HE POSTED!!!!!
cryfold.
Yes, yes we do.
Tarun Jha
Literally me when I saw the notification
So... true😂
A mood
Tarun Jha AGAIN THIS YEAR!!
I avidly dislike Logan Paul but why do some of his tweets resonate with my soul.
Kat Foster because he's good at appealing to the lowest common denominator. Find the thing everyone can relate to but they think is unique to them, and post it
The only reason it doesn’t resonate with my soul is because it came from Logan Paul.
I'm pretty sure he steals alot of other people's ideas.
because he probably steals from other people
I’ve seen all of those tweets, or most of them from someone else.