Me: *being hospitalized* Also me: *laughing my ass off to the point my health is deteriorating even worse and I’m literally projectile vomiting* The nurses: *looking at my phone like:* “tf is this worth death” Me: *yes*
@@broads2777as a trad goth I can say these kids literally aren't goths, goths don't dress like that, and the music is emo rap scream-co with a heavy emotional hardcore influence. They aren't goths. And people in the comments saying The are doesn't making them right. AND THEY LITERALLY SAID EMO KID IN THE LYRICS OF THE SONG LOL 8:50
the ad i got went a little like this "Did you know you can teach yourself to listen faster... all you need to do is download this app" i considered downloading it before watching the rest of the video
I FOUND THE LYRICS FOR JON’S PART!! “Affiliated with gangs But I ain't rocking no dreadlocks When I pull up on the block I will throw my set up I gotta get my check up I'm tryna make a living But in the process of doing it I am making a killing And I am not so well I went wall yesterday All I know is get money And that's what I really say Because I pay what I pay And then I sell some shit too And in the end this is life You either win or you lose (What's up?) Emo kid I'm rocking J's No MCR, no Black Parade Life gave you lemons make lemonade Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid (Emo kid I'm rocking J's No MCR, no Black Parade Life gave you lemons, I made lemonade Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid)”
Julia Alcorn it’s weird when bands mention their names in their songs, no matter how good they are, but imagine them screaming about unicorns murdering their girlfriends. That’d be scary.
My sister is a real metal/screamer. So when I watch this, all I picture is my sister beating the crap out of those posers. She can't stand want to be metal teeny bopers.
"Daz listens to the beginning of the video then him in fear" "Me trying not to laugh" Daz: "What was that!?" Me: "dying of laughter" Daz: "what was that??" Me: " still dying of laughter."
TH-cam has a glitch where someday's it only lets you upload max 360p. Sorry about this guys but nothing i can do :(
Hi daz
Daz Games )
Daz Games hi sry for the things that you have to watch for us😂 but the comments you give! They are brilliant.
Daz Games The video isn't even loading for me. All other videos play just fine.
It’s all good man don’t worry about it. If you’re in it I enjoy it🙌
imagine ur daughter putting on a dysney movie and a princess like that just starts screeching
Roxy Cvin
I'd turn that shit off lmao
I'd be incredibly concerned, then ofc turn it off like any sane person
jk's trash can
lol, exactly
I'd Ban my daughter to not watch it😂
Roxy Cvin Disney?
No joke. If I ever got to see a picture of Goth Daz, my life would be complete
Type daz watches crazy goth and it's on the thumbnail
Search up bully sees a therapist
Look at the thumbnail of his vid titled "Daz watches crazy goths"
@@alexanderconroy5464 HAHAH I JUST LOOKED
Oh you're gonna love his sketch of Billy in his other channel.
"You don't see Ariel swimming around with a bat,do you?"That got me. 😂
Yeah me too😂
Same
Well her dad carries around a pitchfork sooo
I was reading the comments as the video was playing and I read this as daz said it 🤣
“It sounds like someone is fisting a gorilla”
I laughed so hard that my jaw hurt, this happens every time I watch daz
SAMEE
made me crease 😂😂😂
I now have jaw problems after watching Daz’s videos
Worth it.
@@MarvinzWrld 😂😂😂😂
SAME🤣🤣😭
I was expecting unicorns committing felonies; I was disappointed. Still here, still disappointed... Still here.
tiffany rance same •__•
Me too. Quite disappointed.
tiffany rance same
Same
tiffany rance Haha that made me giggle 😂
Scarlet sounds like shes making up the lyrics while shes singing 😂
So true
Solomon true
Soooooo true
I think she was
I don't think so
*This is what the demon under my bed sounds like*
Is your demon going through a phase? Or is he always like this lol
How many demons I have 1000
The demon under my bed sounds like king Julian
Your demon fuckin cringed at this
Lmao
Daz's expression of sheer disbelief and his eyes darting wildly from left to right at 2:31 cracked me up so much!
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live"😂😂 I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
NO THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT NOOOOO
Holy i literally just like it right before he said that
I laughed so hard when he said "it sounds like somebody is tickling Satan" lol.
Lacey Brown I was reading this while daz said and I laughed really hard!
Lacey Brown same man
Me too
Lacey Brown 😭😭💀💀💀
Just was about to comment this
Josh sounds like he was trying to cough up his own lungs but they got stuck in his throat.
@Cohen Harrison Elmo is glad that he made you laugh
@Cohen Harrison Elmo likes being scary.
@Cohen Harrison Wtf
Wth
Aaaaaaaa lmaaaoaoaoaoao
9:32 "It sounds like someone's tickling Satan" & laughs after it was my favourite part. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Omg!! I lost it. “YOU SHUT UP! GOD. SCREAMING AT ME ALL THE TIME” 😂
I was reading this comment the moment he said that
🤣🤣🤣
@@freediesocks same.
When the third guy starts rapping it’s like catch these hands, more like catch this fringe
**sinister laugh**
Dudes hair be worse than Shaggy's 😂
I have seen that penguin in you pfp haha 😂
he sounds like a drunk 10 year old
𝕎ℍ𝔸𝕋
Oh my god I had such a shit week and that "YOU SHUT UP" part at the end really brightened it up
Hey man, I hope your week gets better!
Retr0 Zombie that was great! I loved that part😂
Retr0 Zombie haha same
Me: *being hospitalized*
Also me: *laughing my ass off to the point my health is deteriorating even worse and I’m literally projectile vomiting*
The nurses: *looking at my phone like:* “tf is this worth death”
Me: *yes*
hope ur okay now :) ! but i totally agree lmao 😼
@@favflower i think its a joke
@@ndlbestmember still worth asking them
JAJSISJSJSJSJEKKWOWOAISJNDRHHEHS
@@Official_Angel_Midnightnot really it’s clearly a joke no one laughs to the point of hospitalization 💀
You’ve got unicorns killed my girlfriend and then you’ve
*three beat slide*
IM WAITING FOR A LEGENDARY COLLAB🤟🤧
@@IvanBias24 why do you keep spamming the same comment on other comments
YES I FINALLY ENCOUNTERED A NORMAL GACHA PERSON I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE
I wanna like this but I don't want to break the 420
@@arminaspepi2509 Aye they don’t call him mr.everywhere for no reason.
Scarlet looks like a goth version of Danielle Cohn
underated i was thinking the same thing omg
omg yes
Yasmeen Farisha haha
I was legit just watching a video of him, and I saw this. YES GURL.
C'mon, don't insult Scarlet like that :(
Scarlet who apparently has trouble getting through the metal detector at airports. 😂
Lol
Enchanted Soda Splash he said the exact same thing wail I read this
J&S 4ever lol.
Jon: 'An i aint rockin no dreadlocks-' Daz: waiwaiwaiwait. I got this ready? Wrawawawararararwra- *daz dies of laughter*
**watching the goth stuff and laughing**
**Meditation add pops up**
**Me laughing 10 times harder**
Perfect
I think they may need it
😂😂😂
@@rudythe_dumbass3767 nice
F*cking yes XD
anyone remember his goth name? Daz the Dazzling Prince of Death
Yees and the goth dab and moth grab.....were freinds now
Yea
😃😔😃😔
🙋💪😃 🙋💪😃
fartlord 8000, we're
Yes
@@BookAboutLamps yasssss
Imagine them years from then and watching this like,”what did we do...”
Ye lol
Madison Wheeler yea they gonna be so embarrassed
Imagine
Yes the biggest mistake in my life
Madison Wheeler or not regretting it at all and saying, how could we have improved??
Daz should be a judge on Americas got talent 🖐🏻💀
Honest ghee❤😂
Daz: it’s about to drop **looks excited**
UKMG: STFUUUU!
Daz: 😲
😂😂😂
😂
Surprised pikachu meme
hehehe
ikr 😂😂
*it sounds like someone's tickling satan*
Yea I think 7,12,5,9,3,7 is back
I couldn't contain my laughter
Thought that said "licking" for a sec 😂😂
Omg. You. Are. Everywhere!
Megan bet you ya'll are just the same person. literally.
Guy : (starts singing/ Screaming)
Daz: *(Stares at him like he just walked in on his mom and dad wrestling)*
Oh dear...
And Daz wants to be Hulk Hogan
PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
I-
not singing just screaming ok got that..
I’d absolutely love to see daz’s gothic phase
the fact that daz laughs at his own jokes makes me laugh
She looks like she’s forgetting her own lyrics and someone is holding a paper with the lyrics behind the camera
Yes
ikr
Yeah she does
Josh: AHHHHHHH
Scarlet: I don’t know how to use a bar
Jon: I can’t speak
The guy with long hair: *hair non stop getting in his mouth*
Girls with long hair: *Ah yes, feel my pain*
ahaha
Scarlet
Powers;
-Baseball Bat
-Music
Fears;
-Metal Detectors
-Unicorns
Femke xx 😂
Special ability: Scared jump
Femke xx can we really even call her “music” a power?😂😂😭
Scarlet Overkill*
Omg Yes 😂
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live"
-Daz Black, 2018
Ah yes, a fellow Billie elish fan. Very noice 😌
Daz - "jon, who looks just like josh but with longer hair"
Me - "Jon who looks like an emo cousin IT"
😆😆😆
😂😂😂this
Scarlet: * goes to punch *
Scarlet: * instead she does a whip*
Me: ...
Michelle Podgorelec 00P
she looked like she was trying to do a fist bump but nobody did it back
Michelle Podgorelec time?
Michelle Podgorelec ha🤣😂😂
Daz: **insults people who use bats**
Harley Quinn: am I a joke to you?
Just use GGGUUUUNNNNN
@@MilkyWayFrog oop
@@IvanBias24 LMAO-
I thought of that 🤣
@@christamenash5775 🤣😂
1:20
Scarlet has joined the Battle!
Defeated with a magent
Comrade Doggo LMAO
Magnet*
LMFAOOO
This is underrated I’m wheezing rn
Lol
Daz: the beat is about to drop.
Also Daz 10 seconds later: what...what was that?
frrr 😂😂
Daz laughing at his own jokes cracks me up XD
"The only thing you're killing is my eardrums and my will to live."
Ain't that the truth😂 daz is funny
'Sounds like someone tickling Satan!'
Deceased: Jessica
Time of death: 11:56 AM
Cause of death: Best Daz joke ever
😂😂😂😂
It’s not rlly a joke
Rip to me
R I P....
Love your profile pic
3:07 "i don't mind a little bit of a- WAH 👺" GOT ME CRYING 😭
“Sounds like someone’s tickiling Satan” *has a laughing attack
“That was-um... what word- what word am I looking to describe what Ive just heard and seen..”
.
.
.
.
.
.
“ I liked her hair”
Daz:the beats about to drop
Goths: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Daz: 👁 👁
👄
had me dying
they are emo not goth its different
@@lux2222 their goths :) read other comments they also say goth.
@@broads2777as a trad goth I can say these kids literally aren't goths, goths don't dress like that, and the music is emo rap scream-co with a heavy emotional hardcore influence. They aren't goths. And people in the comments saying The are doesn't making them right. AND THEY LITERALLY SAID EMO KID IN THE LYRICS OF THE SONG LOL 8:50
They're scene kids. But yea that's pretty accurate lol.
Got to come back to old Daz videos it’s tradition
Band: *screaming their head off*
Ad: "are you ready to be heard?"
Me: Oh, I know someone actually 👀
I hate myself for giving this comment it's 70th like, but I had to...
I just get pamprin ads every 5 seconds.
I just get
*IM A BIG KID NOW* ☺️
the ad i got went a little like this
"Did you know you can teach yourself to listen faster... all you need to do is download this app"
i considered downloading it before watching the rest of the video
@@maybeevie k
Daz: I actually whant a lemon aid
LINDAAAAAA !!!!!!
evìe's Angel's sorry for correcting you but lemonade*
@@thedoodler8586 very true
Want* lemonade*
Wtf is a lemon AID..... i didnt kno lemons could get a std
Its flipping spelt lemonade!!!!!! What u just said is daz want a std from a lemon
Scarlett sounds like she's 7 or 8 reading her sisters facebook comments
Lol
Funny as hell.
😂
And she swears in that age 😱
Rockpopper101 I meant that she sounds like a 7 yr old and swers that age (7)
I remember watching this video a year ago and laughing at it, now I genuinely listen to music like this lmao
When he says "what's that" he sounds exactly like Gordon Ramsey
He is disappointed in their cooking music skills. 😂
Timestamp
6:46
“Who apparently has trouble getting Through Metal detectors at airports” 😂😂😂😂🤚
Oh sorry we have the same username
GOGY!!!! 😫👍🏼📸
KING GOGY 👑👍📷
I looked at your user and was like 👍 DAzZlInG
KING QUACKITY ✨✨✨✨
So what does it have to do with unicorns killing their girlfriend 😂🦄
@@DrCraneFan Oh srry 🤣💀
_ Snowebo _ oh
IKR!!!
@@DrCraneFan That makes more sence lol
X.Qt.Ryver.X ÙwÚ absolutely nuthin
5:31 I WHEEZED HARDER THAN MY KETTLE
Wait.wheres azer?wheres tera?*WHERE IS THE ACID BATH PRINCESS OF DARKNESS*!?!?!?!
Ikr
They are obviously busy goth dabbing and moth grabbing.
@@0407luke oh yeah i forgot about their routine😂
I think these are just a different group all together
Omg 😂
I’m speechless
My ears are now bleeding
Same
You guys are not alone
Mine too
i dont even have ears after this
I love your profile pic! Springtrap!!!!
Only daz can make a 3-minute video into a 12-minute video
Without a 6 minute intro
Yush
THIS COMMENT HAD ME SCREAMING
raven 😂😂😂😂
I FOUND THE LYRICS FOR JON’S PART!!
“Affiliated with gangs
But I ain't rocking no dreadlocks
When I pull up on the block
I will throw my set up
I gotta get my check up
I'm tryna make a living
But in the process of doing it
I am making a killing
And I am not so well
I went wall yesterday
All I know is get money
And that's what I really say
Because I pay what I pay
And then I sell some shit too
And in the end this is life
You either win or you lose
(What's up?)
Emo kid I'm rocking J's
No MCR, no Black Parade
Life gave you lemons make lemonade
Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid
(Emo kid I'm rocking J's
No MCR, no Black Parade
Life gave you lemons, I made lemonade
Then I stole that shit 'til I got paid)”
"Sounds like someone is tickling satan"
Me:😂😂 *chokes on food*
Lexi Rose what minuet
Parker Vlogs 9:32
Cxpxlot Lexz as soon as I read this “sounds like someone’s tickling satan” it popped up LOL
@@katelynnstroud3191 thats crazyy
Imagine, a mum and her 7 year old son walking in the park and they go past this!😂
"Ok honey, maybe we'll go this way instead!"😂
gianni cirillo LMAO
gianni cirillo 😂😂😂
"Mommy, what are they doing?" "I don't know, sweety, but I'm sure that if I catch you doing it, you'll be dead before you're fifteen." XDDD
*Ears have left the chat*
*Hearing aids entered the chat*
PTSD has entered the chat
Ears.Exe have stopped working
And blood came with it
I’m wearing headphones and i think my ears have left the chat
As a scene/goth kid I can't with this😭✋🏻
Somewhere out there exists a picture of goth daz.
I must see it.
Daz the dazzling princess of darkness
@@alifigueroa9905 IM DYING 🤣🤣🤣
YES
mitsuki Bakugo he made that name himself they just said it..-
www.google.com/search?q=goth+daz&rlz=1C1KMZB_enUS837US837&sxsrf=ALeKk02JDTdi2pZIlEMrJOKVQVu7NKsg9A:1589422496296&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjEl6iapLLpAhUGi6wKHSKeDhQQ_AUoAXoECAwQAw&cshid=1589422527548656&biw=1280&bih=913
_Jon, I Think The Sacrifice Went Wrong, Instead Of Satan Entering Your Body I Think Spongebob Did-_
Sketchqy OwU IM SCREECHING OMG
Sketchqy OwU THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES
At least jon had a Motionless In White shirt on..
Jon: SHuT UP IT WoRkED. NoW LET's GO REcORd
Hahaha tru 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who else is watching daz at like 3:00 am trying not to laugh because you don’t want your parents to murder you
Me
Me!
3:00 am the devils hour
Me
It’s literally 2:20 for me watching this and I saw this comment, it hit too close to home XD
It 2:49 rn
0:51 “It’s not gonna be a long daz watches!” Proceeds to make it 12 mins lol🎉
How is that long whatsoever?
The song was so bad that:
The chain smokers stopped smoking
Alen walker stopped walking
Dora stopped exploring
Trivago stopped saying hotel
Oh mah god
I'd like if it weren't for the hotel trivago joke
Ayo underrated comment check
You mean Hotel stapped Trivagoing.
LMFAO
I DIED when he said "it sounds like someone is tickling satan" XDDDDDD
Me too!!!🤣🤣🤣
the way she’s holding the bat is bothering me
Wait-
Hello Carole Baskin...?-
Yea same
Frrrrrr
I know RIGHT?
Ikr she thinks she's harley quin lmao
Daz is such a dad. Every child is cute even when they’re talking about killing people.
Why is the shut the f up part stuck in my head
FaNe Cłan same😂
Well I feel sorry for you
sameeeeeeeeeeeee run- DUNDUNDUNDUNDU
SHUATTTTTTT DA FUKKKKK UUUUAAAAPP
exle code orange is the cure
Did he just rap about lemonade? That was adorable. ~Daz Black
THE SONG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH UNICORNS KILLING PEOPLE
That’s their band name lmao, the songs called problem
@@l3i_xx then that’s a weird name
@@-theloafofbreadthatlikesga888 yeah
Go check out the song cheesecake, it hax nothing to do with cakes or even cheese
i can’t understand any of it anyway so i wouldn’t know
The immense amount of distortion on josh’s vocals just makes him sound like he is being tortured 😂
So I’m doing a marathon of daz and I keep choking on my tea from laughing so hard.... so I’ve given up on drinking tea today
Kelli Nicole Thorp u hv betrayed England.
No. It’s always time for a tea party.
Kelli Nicole Thorp yeah that's me with every video he makes
Watch daz's 'Billy' videos. You're welcome😆♡
☕🎉
I thought it was going to be a documentary or a video about a girl who says a unicorn killed her girlfriend
same. I was very disappointed. Not in daz, but in the song. Like, not even one mention of a unicorn!!
Same
Julia Alcorn it’s weird when bands mention their names in their songs, no matter how good they are, but imagine them screaming about unicorns murdering their girlfriends. That’d be scary.
@@lazernoises9644 OOF you've got a good point...
Same
I- they really “rapped” about making money from selling lemonade🤐
I-
@@hynnnjin finish your sentence.....go ahead finish it
@@thevibemen4293 The sentence was "I-"
@@hynnnjin wtf
@@sliverfox3627 what?
I can’t wait until they release the English version
*group of goths try to sound intimidating and scary* Daz: They’re so adorable!
Not goths, they’re emo (scene-kid)
They’re not goths, goths don’t dress like that at all.
not goths but I get it
No silverbacks where harmed in the making of this video.
Or so you think
@@Hit07 only the ones that were fisted the others were ok
Were*
Tsuni 17700 lol
Tsuni 17700 😂😂
Raven the acid bath princess of the dark would love this bop
Lol true
kylie jenner's 22 inch Brazilian mint green wig s and azer the mime of darkness and ‘Tara’
Azer or acer THE LAPTOP 😂
Omg noooo
It doesn't matter how many times I rewatch all of your videos, I will always be laughing my fucking head off
FRRR❤😂
Sounds like someone is tickling Satan
"Oh ho ho ho ho" laughs uncontrollably
Me: that tickles *laughs*
I am Satan 😂
Anyone else notice that she held the bat wrong like half the time 🤣🤣🤣sorry had to say
I noticed and kept screaming, "You're holding it wrong, idiot!"
😂
She needs to hold her bat like Harley Quinn
Georgia Dickinson yes I did! It annoyed me so much!!!! I was about to yell at my phone.
My sister is a real metal/screamer. So when I watch this, all I picture is my sister beating the crap out of those posers. She can't stand want to be metal teeny bopers.
midevilgirl me and your sister would get along very well xd
I’m emo :T
I hate emo and fake wannabe metallers. BLACK METAL RULES OVER ALL
megalomaniac kitten
....... thanx
@@proherohawks8780 you're welcome sweetie just a heads up 😇 I'll recommend some bands if you like
@@kuss4981 HELL YES - plays der henker by absurd back at ya
As soon as they started singing with "shut the f*ck up u don't even know me" I thought I was back in my toxic relationship for a second there
Scarlett: I’m a princess 👑😚💅🏼💅🏼
Me: a one that uses her cave man bat as a walking stick
😂✋
“A one” you mean one….
I was waiting for this moment 9:50 from the beginning.👌😂😂💔
Me tooo!!??
Lol
You see the guy in back get decked by the girl
“yknow i had a goth phase too-“
[tries to imagine you as a goth]
[fails]
really, you just don’t seem the type at all wjskdkks i’m amazed…
Daz: Did he just rap about selling lemonade to make money?
…
Daz: THAT’S ADORABLE
"I'M A PRINCESS!" The best bit ever is at 4:07
You're the princess, I'm the Queen💁
😂
9:51 I almost hyperventilated of laughter
Yesssss
same.
XD
I did
Lmao
Did anyone else think of: 'Daz The Dazzling Prince Of Death'?
Just me?
*Okay.*
Terra 😂😂😂
The acid bath princess of darkness
yup.
Yes just u
classy cat u aren’t a long term fan then
Daz:"how's it going dazzlers"
Caption: howling hustlers
I was on the toilet and I was like 10:24
I’m yelling😂😂
"Daz listens to the beginning of the video then him in fear"
"Me trying not to laugh"
Daz: "What was that!?"
Me: "dying of laughter"
Daz: "what was that??"
Me: " still dying of laughter."
😂😂😂
@Mykia Vorhees =>=..
why was this me😂😭
'No MCR no Black Parade...' and this is where I scream back
LOL
I knew all the words I'm sad
mya heenan Dw Ik ppl who have learnt the entire mining away song by heart
tove the smol XD
init oml
9:33 him. "Sounds like someone is tickiling satan"
Him. "Recreates noise"
Me. "Bursting out laughing at 2:00 am when my parents are sleeping"