I’ve never seen a Cheeser lose an argument THIS HARD | Salt Mines #39 - StarCraft 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ส.ค. 2023
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I am guessing that Doogley is too young to be able to fully manifest a spine crawler.
ha, "menifest my spine crawler" will be my phrase
😂
He 100% doesn't have an Evo chamber yet.
@@bendystrawz2832you haven’t needed an evo to make a spine since WoL
I like that pig tried so hard to figure out the GoldenArmada and Doogley insults, when it was just GoldenArmada saying the overlord died, then Doogley implying that overlord was GoldenArmada's mom, then GA hitting back with zerg never truly die, so neither did his mom.
I think it was actually a through line where anything Golden Armada says, Doogley would respond with a "your mother" version of that - like using "drowning" in the next "your mom" response. When Golden brought up the overlord dying, the through line would be to make a "your mom died" joke (the word joke is very generous in this case), but Doogley claimed to be above making it.
Yes, it's this@@bendystrawz2832
typical pig. Love him
Clicks video: " ** ** you protoss player" Incredible
The ostrich thing is largely a myth. They can stick their head in to holes in the ground. However, ostriches are actually incredibly dangerous. They're fast, have long reach, and their talons will shred anything that gets close to them. In short, ostriches don't need to play stupid when they can just straight up kill most things that try to threaten them.
And they hatch with adrenal glands already researched. You can’t outrun them.
Being around emus this figures, giant birds are bloody scary
you do realize Ostriches dont have talons...
@@narmale They absolutely do and this is incredibly easy to research.
The main reason ostriches put their heads down in the ground is to turn their eggs, which they have dug a shallow hole in the sand as a nest for. They turn the eggs several times a day, so in the right season an ostrich with its head in the ground is a fairly common sight.
The head in the sand is not a myth but the reason for it is -- it's not cowardice, it's childcare!
As an American, I loved the "freedom units versus units that make sense" joke.
I normally call them chaos units and only use them to troll people. You want my high in american units allright Im exactly 1 fathom long. There are dozens of american units for lenght you didnt ask for feet. If you had asked for SI units and Id told you 18,3 decimeters you could instantly convert to the more commonly used 1,83 meters or 183 centimeters.
There was a guy who raged at me ridiculously hard after losing, and then after a while he just started talking about how life's shit and he's having a bad crack trip.
I got him to agree to go easy on the hard stuff, but who knows.
Hope he's doing better.
You should have told him that meth would keep him focused and it lasts longer.
A crack-using SC2 player sounds like a bad joke in a standup routine lmao I hope he’s doing better too
I think the logic of 'no rush X minutes' comes from wanting to just see two big armies clash against one another. It's kinda anticlimactic if one Reaper or Adept just clears a worker line, then the person can't do anything other than quit or bleed out slowly. There still is skill in micro-ing the army and resupplying the frontline, even if the more effective strategy is ensuring the opponent has no economy. This mindset is often from older RTS players who didn't have customs to play those army clash gamemodes, so it was their early way of setting up the concept. Back in the ole' days, you know a match was good when there were so many units it started to lag the match. It seemed like the real wincon was melting your family computer.
unfortunately, there's some races that are favoured in this scenario, so harassment is fair game.
"You can really see the cogs turning as they play."
This is an underrated line for sure.
"good she needs some action" Someone was having way to much fun egging on the rager :D
Just an FYI, Navin Johnson was the name of the main character from “The Jerk” 😂
I was born a poor black child
I never watched it, added to the list for research
@PiGstarcraft this was my replay. Great movie. highly recommended
I am not a bum, I'm a jerk. A classic.
Great Great stupid movie.
Total all time classic.
"Can you back off" followed by a second battlecruiser jumping in is perfect comedic timing.
What went wrong in the last game? It was such a peacefull conversation between to fellow gamers, but it all went south so suddenly!
Happened to me way back in WoL. Zerg was telling me how much he sucks at the game and we discussed our fave and least fave units.
Then we said let's just a+move our deathballs at each other in the middle of Antiga Shipyard. Ofc the protoss deathball won.
Guy immediately went full death threat mode against me, my family, my pet and all other protoss players.
Some people just don't take losing well, and/or have unchecked anger management issues
Some people never learned how to deal with stress, or worse, were taught to deal with it via aggression.
Austriches do not stick their head in the ground. Rather they get on their backwards folding knees and sit down with the tail touching the ground and with their head nicely blending in among their feathers humans can sometimes confuse which is the front and which is the back of the bird.
PiG's nonsense warms the cockles of my heart.
Pretty sure the titular character from The Jerk, played by Steve Martin, was named Navin Johnson.
When Navin cancels the void ray to build a phoenix to kill him slower...
Yeees! Time to stock up on some important sodiummmmm
What a Monday! : ) Thx Pig. Side note: I play a competitive combined arms fps. A big chunk of the top players have a truce. I got asked often if I wanted a truce. Always told them no, no truce with me. Some of them got mad and started tryharding since then. Why play competetive when you don't like the challenge?!
PiG! They put choking hazard labels on small things!
Holy shit I'm dying 😂
I prefer to place Doogley on the pasta scale (aka noodle rater). I want to agree with you and say he's an angelhair thinny, but I'm guessing he has a short fettuccine: Squashed and with an oddly wide appearance for the little length he has.
Think that ya gotta bust out the micrometer to gauge doogley with that level of soy 🤣🤣🤣
You need some special tools for sure
@@PiGstarcraft Hahaha THE SALT MUST FLOW 🧂🧂🧂
As a longtime protoss player from sc1 i gotta say the hate is comedy gold!
Cheers 👋🍻🥂☕️🔥
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Came for the Salt, was not disappointed!
Ok, but I had a good laugh at the family expansion comeback lol
I love the second game, so funny!
For the third one, the fact that he scanned me, saw the fusion core and had to realize it was 1 base BC cheese makes it extra fun that there was no answer, no turrets or vikings
"Your overlord died" hahaha I was praying for that and he delivered.
Masterful baiting
@@PiGstarcraft Keep up the good work, mate! I'm a huge Aliens fan - that comment about the auto-guns made my day :D
14:07 the stalker actually finished warping in, he just didnt overcharge until it died lmao
.5 Galactic Standard units.
"You protoss and terran fuck"
He was definitely browsing some questionable video platform we don't speak of
Navin plays silver league very well. Proxy dark shrine generally equals insta win because low level players don't build turrets or scan quickly enough, or don't build unit's to kill when detection is available.
"Go ez. i suck. plz"
But... wouldn't you want to lose so you can play people closer to your level? "I can't beat you, but I want to fight people better than you" is such a weird stance to take. I'm going to assume rational thought had already gone out the window at that point.
4:35 He was saying he wouldn't make a mom joke about the protoss saying "your overlord died," like he did when he mentioned his expansion. It was actually kind of cheeky and less ragey for a second. :P
Well, that escalated quickly
Somehow I find it hilarious every time you say "fah-zhow". I think of pasta fagioli
i think the "proxy" was the pylon LOL
Glad your back, PiG. My nurse wife has told me stories about gross old man units that have literally retracted back into their pelvises, that's what I'm imagining Doogley is working with.
LOL
Like the detective in Duece Biggalo once said "you can paint it silver and make it the kickstand on a bike."
These were rly good haha unique
You can easily find out who’s carrying mace in their purse by initiating with, “can I do bonus damage to your armor with my spine crawler”.
What I have learned from this show is that QQ is the button for problers.
Rock has no counter in Rock Paper. Never forget!
Golden Armada: overlord died
Doogley: I'm not gonna respond with a joke cause death isn't funny
Pig: slanders the ever living shit out of doogley because he didn't see the connection between two messages.
He didn't deserve this come on
You’re probably most likely the best most entertaining caster
Thnx mate
never seen phoenix kill floating rax before
Pig talking lore while forgetting protoss don't have mouths. Brain damage via salt is real.
9:30 I propose a new unit of measurement called the Doogley, with the strange mathematical property where 1 Doogley = 8 Doogleys = Any nth number of Doogleys (also incidently = zero).
I think Doogley is hung like a gorilla.
Hung like a donkey and mad as hell? A meta guess but who knows
@@PiGstarcraft gorrilas have little wieners, 1.5 inches erect.
His size is the same as a small mushroom
So, for everyone in the comments and PIG, being a machinist who has to make things in both communist and freedom units, the key number to convert between the two systems is 25.4. mm to inches is division and inches to mm is multiplied.
So 3mm girth is 0.118 inches and after seeing that play. I think you're being too forgiving. I was thinking about .05 inches or slightly bigger than 1mm in girth.
The length has to be sub 1mm like probably .5 mm or roughly .02 inches.
That's just my rough take from working in my field.
This analysis is probably spot on 😂
I'm willing to bet Doogley's Dad played protoss and left to get smokes about hmm 15 years ago
Amd his mom played terran and left to go find his dad about 14.9 years ago.
The gross got me
Doogley has the typical magpies toenail syndrome
Audio visual electrolytes!
9:30 Freedom Units or Logical Units ... YOU FORGOT BANNANAS FOR SCALE!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omegle=Chat roulette
Yes, good game, yes!
Best videos - who doesn't like salt!!!!!!!!!!!!! go go go !!!!
my measurement guess would be a singular tictac
Oh fuck me sideways I missed this series
Seeing Zerg players have mental breakdowns is so cathartic.
Imagine playing a game with 3 races and you hate 2 of them XD.
6:45 Arthosys Pylon walled in??? you know Droploards/Mutas/Broodloards?
came for salt and got prime msg lol
Zerg players BMing Protoss players must truly be caused by a mental disorder...
What the cluck?!
The last game his workers weren’t working
Like even the mules
3:50 I don't think there is a "winning" with the salt lords. If they beat you - you're just really bad. If you win... you're also really bad for cheesing (?).
Especially going off of the outcome of that same match.
For game 2, I'm thinking the first scv was to check race, once it saw a probe it followed it to make sure no proxy and get back to work?
I was actually playing protoss, not random... he was playing random and I said my race to try to get him to say his haha
Pig use duck. D is beside f and my moms phone always autocorrects her fbombs 😂
Glad to have learned that dropping a single Pylon to deny an expansion is a "proxy."
thx Pig for digging up that god awful video of that "whats up babygirl" wierdo that i removed from my consience, now ill have to cringe myself to sleep for 3 weeks.... again.
Anyway awesome video once again!
1/4 of an inch in freedom units
Banes would have busted that stalker defence and maybe get the nexus before the gate production came through...but ah well..tilt is a strong factor
salt mines!
doogly millimeter peter
What mmr is this?
Take it easy young lad 😝😝🤣
That dark templar game, 1 raven wouldve turned the game into a completely different scenario.
He could have even floated the barracks somewhere closer to the protoss base and built a few marines and he could have killed almost all his probes. Not to mention hiding an ebay somewhere, after leaving his main so he could build turrets. Or just making an orbital instead of a PF?
There is the 10APM player and there is the 10 SCPM aka ShitCommentsPerMinute
Underhuman
Navin was such a chad.
lol salt mines
Ill be honest, I dont think the family rat can be topped.
Gotta say, as much as im trash vs protoss and hate playing vs them, at least zerg is very good vs DTs cus you can get overseers.
I lost to it once when i didnt know invis/detection was even in the game but after looking into it, never again.
about the first game.... i guess -4 inches ^^
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I dont think Doogley knows how to play SC
Imagine having only 3 races and saying even 1 of those is imba
I had a few games in gold, where just getting into the match some dude said like, '' bro, let me win, im in dimond, its just the new season, pls'' and I was like, mmmm no dude, lets play.... he kept asking for the ez win... for me was an ez victory, lying p.o.s.... he was terran so the match was TvT
That is so fun. Especially since your mmr is roughly the same in the new season so a diamond player would never go into gold just because its a new season.
Only Hearthstone who does dumb stuff like that.
@@ledrash6079 hahahah yes it's fun, in that moment i didnt think of the mmr diff xD good point
I am rooting for Doogley
i prefer to immortal drop on mass ling vs roach ravager because you can usually snipe the queens at the 3rd and stop the creep/injects early
That`s a lot of spoiled brats
no game sounds on purpose?
doogly has none
I say protoss op every game
any sc2 players that arent insanely cringe? nearly impossible to find
Measurements that make sense...I'll go 3 inches.
Imperial > metric
sc2 only really caters to pros really lower ranks get messed up something cronic
Is it possible to label a channel “not for children” and actually keep the content at an adult level?
No. Or more accurately, you can age restrict a video manually, but then the video automatically has the monetisation limited, because companies don't want adults with a level of impluse control watching ads, apparently, which is exactly what pig is trying to avoid.
And yes, this is stupid, i dislike the self censoring as well, but all i cam really do is complain about it, and google really doesn't care.
Shoutout navinjohnson
Steve Martin in the jerk
Great movie
I'm sorry PiG, but 'fargouet' will eternally be effective. If your an actual man that is.
i feel like so many ragers are just autistic and dont understand the line between banter and outright abuse
I am autistic and always polite. Unless they go first with the insults, I will insult them back so hard, they will masturbate themselves to sleep while crying that night.