why your server hates you - redneck

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  • @sarahlane25
    @sarahlane25 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I lost it at the "romantical evening" bit

  • @aldude999
    @aldude999 11 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Too fucking real. ESPECIALLY the windur part. "We got groceries in th back of aur truk." Maybe if you had a real fucking car, that wouldn't be an issue.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's even funnier with the server's apathetic sounding text-to-speech voice

  • @rahovartiv3464
    @rahovartiv3464 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Winder! And barbeeq! This is murica! I swear though if a person persisted on calling me boy over and over I'd probably go off on him.

    • @Capcoor
      @Capcoor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Martin I'm guessing you're white. Welcome to our world.

  • @yogendrabala
    @yogendrabala 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When he said "winder" I thought he was talking about a fan because it generates wind. I understood after the waiter said window.

  • @kalieshavargas1698
    @kalieshavargas1698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wish I could be this savage as a waitress 😂

  • @catloverAJ
    @catloverAJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ''essophaglus''

  • @catloverAJ
    @catloverAJ 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i lose it at '' i WAS going to go to a table with proper manners and are not imbred pieces of trash, yes. what the fuck do you want''

    • @radonbox6569
      @radonbox6569 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost it at "Here cummerboy. I'm ready to order mayun"

  • @Cnw8701
    @Cnw8701 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is fucking EPIC! Why is there only 16,000 views?!

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StarWarsTrains Because this video isn't about black people.

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      StarWarsTrains Lol. Right?

    • @Cnw8701
      @Cnw8701 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Masterchief oneoneseven
      Sorry, but I'm white. Not black. I'm born from the same ancestry as you and the rest of us white folk: European. My ancestors came from Hungary, Germany, and the UK among places, and have been here for over 150 years. Were you living under a rock when they taught you this shit in school or came to the realization that there really is no such thing as a "true-blooded American"? The so-called "Native Americans" or "Indians" aren't really from here at all! They crossed the Bering Strait (the old ice cap bridge that once connected modern-day Alaska and Russia), settled and migrated in what eventually became "The Americas" once Christopher Columbus and Amerigo Vespucci came in 1497 long after Leif Erickson discovered Greenland and Iceland. Once word was spread of the "New World", everybody from overpopulated Western European countries, territories, and colonies like England, Ireland, Spain, France, and Italy started sailing here to start new lives and find new opportunities much like today's immigrants.

    • @Cnw8701
      @Cnw8701 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      And as for the black slaves, heh. Little do you Bible-preaching motherfuckers know that WE were enslaved throughout Asia and the Middle East! Though, they didn't treat us as fairly as the blacks! They killed and tortured (crucified) us, fed us to animals, and even ate our remains despite the simple fact that the vast majority of people from North Africa and the Middle East are born from Caucasian (white) ancestry, much like the Hispanics of the Latin American region.

    • @jubilantsleep
      @jubilantsleep 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      dontbeknowing Yes it does.

  • @mashroob
    @mashroob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    More evidence of TH-cam's bias...
    They took down the "Your waiter hates you - black people". But they left this one up.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah :T

    • @alaric87357
      @alaric87357 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No its still up

    • @mashroob
      @mashroob 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy C
      No crying necessary… Stating objective fact.

  • @BubbaBowie
    @BubbaBowie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At least he tipped and left before the restaurant closed ;D

  • @JayPuma186
    @JayPuma186 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    windur. xD I can't even listen to the rest of the video because I can't get over the windur part

  • @cocolarue3082
    @cocolarue3082 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why does it matter if someone gives a $100 bill for a $17 bill? All you need to do is give them back 4 $20's and 3 singles. Businesses always have plenty of $20's, more than anything else. What if the bill was $24.00 and they gave you 2 twenties? $5 bills are much harder to come by.

    • @wilsonblauheuer6544
      @wilsonblauheuer6544 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the guy isn't even a real server probably. Thee cartoons suck. It is like the hitler downfall parodies. People see the original ones and think that twey, too, are funny and can make a funny cartoon. But they can't and the result is thee lamer cartoons.

    • @jeremybrown1255
      @jeremybrown1255 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because a lot of times the businesses won't supply the change, they make the server bring their own "banks" of change.

  • @Capcoor
    @Capcoor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stereotypical but funny.

  • @BabuyKaKiller
    @BabuyKaKiller 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I waited tables and bartender in school I knew that if a person ordered prime rib or a nice filet well done, put Katsup on a steak or chicken Marsala or Bud in a can you are not going to get more than coins for a tip and they felt like they were making my knight.

  • @jubilantsleep
    @jubilantsleep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Interesting how there are no racial slurs in the comments on this one...

    • @kawaiikaiju8385
      @kawaiikaiju8385 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Stop trying to act smarter than you are. It's not working.

    • @Freeknickers24
      @Freeknickers24 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found one! Thanks for reminding us. We almost forgot. I hate to think of what would the world be like if we didn't have someone to remind us to be racist.

    • @pumpkin6429
      @pumpkin6429 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jubilee You're such a sparkling wiggle.

  • @BabuyKaKiller
    @BabuyKaKiller 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You can add Mullet, Blue fish and the unbelievable but everlasting "armadillo sour" (amaretto) Thank God bouncers user to beat the crap out of people with the blessing of law enforcement back in the day.

  • @iAmCodeMonkey
    @iAmCodeMonkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is bigoted against southerners.

  • @jacknakash2677
    @jacknakash2677 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I work @ 7-11 Let me know when you want to do a "Why your 7-11 clerk hates you." These are hilarious.

  • @brendadower2098
    @brendadower2098 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this.

  • @MSG685
    @MSG685 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot to tell him that there would be a charge for the extra plate . That is just asking for trouble when he gets the bill. "She didn't eat the god damn plate. It's right fucking here. I aint payin for no plate ."

  • @veegib
    @veegib 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    awesome

  • @anti-humanity2157
    @anti-humanity2157 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ROTFL

  • @RevBomb600
    @RevBomb600 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    This isn't a phone app I could get is it?

  • @nikkinikku8084
    @nikkinikku8084 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    definitely how my white customers are 😂😂

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      and it's light years ahead of what dem coloreds be like, yo

  • @ranchdressing
    @ranchdressing 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really wish Xtranormal was fucking working so I'd join in on the fun here. :(

  • @billgrassberger8391
    @billgrassberger8391 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    you forgot they would need a new bottle of ketchup,but at least on the last bite of food they didn't call your boss over try to get you fired, and find an obviously black kinky hair which noone working there has and get a discount and no tip not just a shitty tip

  • @autumnasters
    @autumnasters 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this just seems kinda mean :/

    • @catloverAJ
      @catloverAJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so true!

    • @autumnasters
      @autumnasters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chuck Norris
      im sorry? :( lol

    • @kittykat330
      @kittykat330 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Autumn Asters What you say: this just seems kinda mean :/
      What you mean: I'm like just like this, but i'm too self-centered to admit it.

    • @autumnasters
      @autumnasters 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kitty Kat
      im not sure i understand what you are asking hun