Too fucking real. ESPECIALLY the windur part. "We got groceries in th back of aur truk." Maybe if you had a real fucking car, that wouldn't be an issue.
Masterchief oneoneseven Sorry, but I'm white. Not black. I'm born from the same ancestry as you and the rest of us white folk: European. My ancestors came from Hungary, Germany, and the UK among places, and have been here for over 150 years. Were you living under a rock when they taught you this shit in school or came to the realization that there really is no such thing as a "true-blooded American"? The so-called "Native Americans" or "Indians" aren't really from here at all! They crossed the Bering Strait (the old ice cap bridge that once connected modern-day Alaska and Russia), settled and migrated in what eventually became "The Americas" once Christopher Columbus and Amerigo Vespucci came in 1497 long after Leif Erickson discovered Greenland and Iceland. Once word was spread of the "New World", everybody from overpopulated Western European countries, territories, and colonies like England, Ireland, Spain, France, and Italy started sailing here to start new lives and find new opportunities much like today's immigrants.
And as for the black slaves, heh. Little do you Bible-preaching motherfuckers know that WE were enslaved throughout Asia and the Middle East! Though, they didn't treat us as fairly as the blacks! They killed and tortured (crucified) us, fed us to animals, and even ate our remains despite the simple fact that the vast majority of people from North Africa and the Middle East are born from Caucasian (white) ancestry, much like the Hispanics of the Latin American region.
Why does it matter if someone gives a $100 bill for a $17 bill? All you need to do is give them back 4 $20's and 3 singles. Businesses always have plenty of $20's, more than anything else. What if the bill was $24.00 and they gave you 2 twenties? $5 bills are much harder to come by.
the guy isn't even a real server probably. Thee cartoons suck. It is like the hitler downfall parodies. People see the original ones and think that twey, too, are funny and can make a funny cartoon. But they can't and the result is thee lamer cartoons.
When I waited tables and bartender in school I knew that if a person ordered prime rib or a nice filet well done, put Katsup on a steak or chicken Marsala or Bud in a can you are not going to get more than coins for a tip and they felt like they were making my knight.
Found one! Thanks for reminding us. We almost forgot. I hate to think of what would the world be like if we didn't have someone to remind us to be racist.
You can add Mullet, Blue fish and the unbelievable but everlasting "armadillo sour" (amaretto) Thank God bouncers user to beat the crap out of people with the blessing of law enforcement back in the day.
You forgot to tell him that there would be a charge for the extra plate . That is just asking for trouble when he gets the bill. "She didn't eat the god damn plate. It's right fucking here. I aint payin for no plate ."
you forgot they would need a new bottle of ketchup,but at least on the last bite of food they didn't call your boss over try to get you fired, and find an obviously black kinky hair which noone working there has and get a discount and no tip not just a shitty tip
I lost it at the "romantical evening" bit
Too fucking real. ESPECIALLY the windur part. "We got groceries in th back of aur truk." Maybe if you had a real fucking car, that wouldn't be an issue.
It's even funnier with the server's apathetic sounding text-to-speech voice
Winder! And barbeeq! This is murica! I swear though if a person persisted on calling me boy over and over I'd probably go off on him.
Andrew Martin I'm guessing you're white. Welcome to our world.
When he said "winder" I thought he was talking about a fan because it generates wind. I understood after the waiter said window.
Wish I could be this savage as a waitress 😂
''essophaglus''
i lose it at '' i WAS going to go to a table with proper manners and are not imbred pieces of trash, yes. what the fuck do you want''
I lost it at "Here cummerboy. I'm ready to order mayun"
This is fucking EPIC! Why is there only 16,000 views?!
StarWarsTrains Because this video isn't about black people.
StarWarsTrains Lol. Right?
Masterchief oneoneseven
Sorry, but I'm white. Not black. I'm born from the same ancestry as you and the rest of us white folk: European. My ancestors came from Hungary, Germany, and the UK among places, and have been here for over 150 years. Were you living under a rock when they taught you this shit in school or came to the realization that there really is no such thing as a "true-blooded American"? The so-called "Native Americans" or "Indians" aren't really from here at all! They crossed the Bering Strait (the old ice cap bridge that once connected modern-day Alaska and Russia), settled and migrated in what eventually became "The Americas" once Christopher Columbus and Amerigo Vespucci came in 1497 long after Leif Erickson discovered Greenland and Iceland. Once word was spread of the "New World", everybody from overpopulated Western European countries, territories, and colonies like England, Ireland, Spain, France, and Italy started sailing here to start new lives and find new opportunities much like today's immigrants.
And as for the black slaves, heh. Little do you Bible-preaching motherfuckers know that WE were enslaved throughout Asia and the Middle East! Though, they didn't treat us as fairly as the blacks! They killed and tortured (crucified) us, fed us to animals, and even ate our remains despite the simple fact that the vast majority of people from North Africa and the Middle East are born from Caucasian (white) ancestry, much like the Hispanics of the Latin American region.
dontbeknowing Yes it does.
More evidence of TH-cam's bias...
They took down the "Your waiter hates you - black people". But they left this one up.
Yeah :T
No its still up
Billy C
No crying necessary… Stating objective fact.
At least he tipped and left before the restaurant closed ;D
windur. xD I can't even listen to the rest of the video because I can't get over the windur part
Why does it matter if someone gives a $100 bill for a $17 bill? All you need to do is give them back 4 $20's and 3 singles. Businesses always have plenty of $20's, more than anything else. What if the bill was $24.00 and they gave you 2 twenties? $5 bills are much harder to come by.
the guy isn't even a real server probably. Thee cartoons suck. It is like the hitler downfall parodies. People see the original ones and think that twey, too, are funny and can make a funny cartoon. But they can't and the result is thee lamer cartoons.
Because a lot of times the businesses won't supply the change, they make the server bring their own "banks" of change.
Stereotypical but funny.
When I waited tables and bartender in school I knew that if a person ordered prime rib or a nice filet well done, put Katsup on a steak or chicken Marsala or Bud in a can you are not going to get more than coins for a tip and they felt like they were making my knight.
Interesting how there are no racial slurs in the comments on this one...
***** Stop trying to act smarter than you are. It's not working.
Found one! Thanks for reminding us. We almost forgot. I hate to think of what would the world be like if we didn't have someone to remind us to be racist.
Jubilee You're such a sparkling wiggle.
You can add Mullet, Blue fish and the unbelievable but everlasting "armadillo sour" (amaretto) Thank God bouncers user to beat the crap out of people with the blessing of law enforcement back in the day.
This is bigoted against southerners.
I work @ 7-11 Let me know when you want to do a "Why your 7-11 clerk hates you." These are hilarious.
Love this.
You forgot to tell him that there would be a charge for the extra plate . That is just asking for trouble when he gets the bill. "She didn't eat the god damn plate. It's right fucking here. I aint payin for no plate ."
awesome
ROTFL
This isn't a phone app I could get is it?
definitely how my white customers are 😂😂
and it's light years ahead of what dem coloreds be like, yo
I really wish Xtranormal was fucking working so I'd join in on the fun here. :(
you forgot they would need a new bottle of ketchup,but at least on the last bite of food they didn't call your boss over try to get you fired, and find an obviously black kinky hair which noone working there has and get a discount and no tip not just a shitty tip
this just seems kinda mean :/
so true!
Chuck Norris
im sorry? :( lol
Autumn Asters What you say: this just seems kinda mean :/
What you mean: I'm like just like this, but i'm too self-centered to admit it.
Kitty Kat
im not sure i understand what you are asking hun