This is the most realistic cooking video on the internet. Tess: reading instructions "add in egg 1 at a time". Promptly dumps all 3 in … "bleeeeep". We've all been there Tess.
I kinda just wanted to give Tess a hug but I also feel like she’s hate that so... maybe not? This is exactly how it would have gone for me too. I found it comforting that I’m not the only one who sometimes struggles lol. Loved it!
My favorite part of the video, truly. It was so relatable. No, I haven't spilled peppercorns all over my kitchen floor during quarantine. Why would you even ask that?!
Tess pouring sugar on the counter is like Tess dropping something at the park. Girl it's okay and we who have watched through the normal videos will continue to follow you
I love Tess! I would love to see a series where Disney chefs make food with her! That would keep her safe and healthy for while. Even after the parks reopen.
You are everything I aspire to be in life - your “iconic eats” videos also have been keeping me sane through this quarantine. I may cry one to ten times daily and constantly crave ice cream sandwiches and butter beer, but at least Tess is there with me too 💛
I have just had the most horrible day of my life, too personal to share but the pain is real. You in all your quirky goofiness helped put a smile on my face. Keep up the chaos and never change who you are
When isolation started, I came across your videos exploring foods in different amusement parks and they brought so much joy! Thank you for extending that joy and taking us on food adventures in your kitchen. You're doing a great job - just like your other videos, an incredibly fun and engaging watch.
This was awesome. I've been wanting to try the grilled cheese but wasn't sure I wanted to bother but now it's definitely happening. Tess continues to be a national treasure. Iconic, you could even say.
So glad to see more Tess, and I love this home cooking format. I liked the last one with Chelsea FaceTimed in with a beverage too, hopefully she can join the next one.
This reminds me of my day 30 in self iso where 3 dinners I attempted to wing it on were all train wrecks (also pride myself on being a good cook) and I just wanted to cry in my kitchen. Basically I needed this lol.
"It's just a smoothie" haha your brother is iconic. But seriously - great video, Tess. Also, more home baking please - dare I say, maybe research some eggless recipes? 😅
Every time you post a new video....I think to myself "YES!! This is my favorite one!" And then, here's a comes a new one to steal the show. I love the chaotic disaster of a performance you blessed us with today :) Please, can this be a regular thing??? Love it! Thanks for providing us with great entertainment during these hard times. We all need to have a good laugh with friends, and you make us feel like we are right there with you :)
This is the first video I’ve watched of yours. It was fabulous and 100% how I cook when I try new things I’m excited about. I loved the reality of your video. Also excited to try that grilled cheese!
She will not be broken by a simple food processor Edit: wow it was the sugar that took her out. She wasn't the same after that you could hear it in her voice 😂 i shouldn't laugh
Despite things being really tough right now, this video has been one of the few things that genuinely made me laugh and smile. Thanks for the laughs, Tess! Please do more!!
I love Tess even more!😂😂😂 Anyone who has that much trouble with a food processor and can still function, is a rock star! If this was me, the machine would be in a heap of broken plastic!
I loved this video was good to see someone who has the same problem with their processor as I do...I swear mine is related to yours. Glad you survived the process. Thanks for making me smile.
I truly feel like I just watched myself in the kitchen trying to make...anything 😂 by the end of it the kitchen is destroyed and all of my utensils are dirty but the food is good at least
You did well! Food processors are the enemy of humanity, and you still managed to get it running eventually lol I wouldn’t dare to attempt making churros at home myself, but I’ll definitely need to find a churro vendor once these crazy times are over and life goes back to more normal again with street markets and amusement parks opening again. And what a glorious day it will be, when being able to go outside again without worrying as much! Stay safe everyone!
Ok I’m sorry for the backhanded compliment but Tess has the biggest attitude and I freaking love her for it. I’m the same way. Some people can call us unpleasant or bitches but the success of this show proves that we are just as lovable as our more cheerful counterparts.
Loved this video! I was watching all of the eat through the parks videos because I was suppose to go in April but the trip got canceled. Really love that you are keeping the park spirit for all of us!
I need this to be a reality show. "Tess' quarantine adventures in New Jersey." At the very least we need to start a go fund me to get a new food processor....
Food processor: 1
Tess: 0
Delish Nine fingers to go
There are blowout loses...and then there is what we just witnessed. 😲 They don't have a word for it yet. 😂😂😂
I'd go gay for Tess 😍
the Lysol on the right of Tess is ME
Literally an actual blender on the counter behind her. 😅
the dedication here is truly unmatched
Should she put alcohol in it? Julia would say yes! 😂😂🍹🍹
your support means everything to me
Perseverance pays off. Thank you!
Call Roger make sure He.....: got a🍸🗽🇺🇸🐐😉👩🦳🍸👩🏻👩🏻 LIZ & TESS 🍹🍸🐐🗽🇺🇸😷😷
she did an awesome job!
having two golden retrievers named chicken and waffles is the most iconic thing i’ve ever seen
I need a Chicken & Waffles shirt!
i need you to know that i tried
*slow clap* of approval.
That's all that matters I love your videos
6:03 your face screams “I’m done, we’re ordering take out” 😅😂
the intro of you trying to get the food processor to work is cinematic genius. I feel like that leonardo dicaprio meme where he's pointing at the tv
Next time you're in Orlando, please let me buy you an adult beverage!
Honestly this was so wildly entertaining that I found myself not even missing disney! Please do more!
do you really mean that??
Tess Koman 1000000% you are so hilarious and make great content. Keep it up!
Also keeping up with you on IG and hoping you get to see your hubby soon!
Agree. The struggle is so real/relatable
I agree completely! I would watch a Tess cooking show!
Do a sequel now that they've posted recipes for the Grey Stuff, Tonga Toast and Canadian Cheddar Cheese soup. Good job on this video, as always.
Yes! I want more Disney recipes! And I’d love a like score 1/10 how close it tastes to the original.
Marley Frost she can’t score it fairly when she screws them all up 😂😂
This is the most realistic cooking video on the internet.
Tess: reading instructions "add in egg 1 at a time". Promptly dumps all 3 in … "bleeeeep".
We've all been there Tess.
I kinda just wanted to give Tess a hug but I also feel like she’s hate that so... maybe not? This is exactly how it would have gone for me too. I found it comforting that I’m not the only one who sometimes struggles lol. Loved it!
atrani4 totally relatable, right?
Me too!
‘The texture of an improperly frozen banana is like that of a caterpillar, like a really sturdy one’
Senior quote decided
The people have spoken: “we want more”
This video literally lightened up my day 😄
This had me rolling. The sugar pouring on the counter had tears coming out of my eyes. This was great! Tess, you’re so relatable. Love ya!
i have had nightmares about that sugar
My favorite part of the video, truly. It was so relatable.
No, I haven't spilled peppercorns all over my kitchen floor during quarantine. Why would you even ask that?!
It was my favorite part, I couldn't stop laughing! 🤣🤣
Winning moment!!
“The texture of a frozen banana is like a caterpillar”
I’m sorry. What?
AsheleyG I laughed reading this, as I thought the same thing
Anyone who has ever stepped on a fuzzy Caterpillar with bare toes gets this statement! 🤣
Watching Tess navigating quarantine gives us hope.....and chaotic energy.
This video radiates a chaotic energy I didn’t even know was possible
i know right
THE QUEEN HAS RETUNED
I think I need a video where your dogs Chicken and Waffles try different foods, thank you.
Dean Swift YES!!
Best 22 minutes and 24 seconds of our weeks. Thank you!!
And this just won the Internet for me today.
Tess pouring sugar on the counter is like Tess dropping something at the park. Girl it's okay and we who have watched through the normal videos will continue to follow you
I love Tess!
I would love to see a series where Disney chefs make food with her! That would keep her safe and healthy for while. Even after the parks reopen.
You are everything I aspire to be in life - your “iconic eats” videos also have been keeping me sane through this quarantine. I may cry one to ten times daily and constantly crave ice cream sandwiches and butter beer, but at least Tess is there with me too 💛
Okay, but is dean your brother and is he single?
Jamie Lynn *I was wondering the same thing, but in my case he’d also have to check off the gay box*
I have just had the most horrible day of my life, too personal to share but the pain is real. You in all your quirky goofiness helped put a smile on my face. Keep up the chaos and never change who you are
I’m living for these delish videos. Tess, Julia & June. Love you girls. Keep them coming.
Favorite line: "She smells cheese I get it."
The dig at Jessica from Love Is Blind!!!! YASSSSSSS QUEEN! 👑
There have been days where I have spilled every single thing I tried to eat or drink, so I really felt this video deep in my soul.
I have loved Tess's cook from home video's. This one was by far the funniest and best. We need more!!!!
I died when Tess’s moms head peaked in when she couldn’t get the food processor to work 🤣
When isolation started, I came across your videos exploring foods in different amusement parks and they brought so much joy! Thank you for extending that joy and taking us on food adventures in your kitchen. You're doing a great job - just like your other videos, an incredibly fun and engaging watch.
This was awesome. I've been wanting to try the grilled cheese but wasn't sure I wanted to bother but now it's definitely happening. Tess continues to be a national treasure. Iconic, you could even say.
Tess is my favorite EVER! The attitude, the clumsiness. It all speaks to my soul!!
This is literally the best thing I have seen all day. We don’t deserve Tess.
This was a trainwreck and I loved every minute of it! This was glorious from beginning to end, thank you for putting a smile on my face.
A “sturdy caterpillar” might be the weirdest comparison I’ve ever heard, but I love it.
I loved every SINGLE second of this
That sugar pour. LMAO. The frustration just makes it more entertaining. This is the cooking show I never knew I wanted. You're amazing.
am i cooking show host now?? exciting!
This is just what I needed on a cold and rainy quarantine day. Love you! Please do more of these.
Cheese makes any sandwich better, it is love and it is life. Love Dole Whip. I also like their Tonga toast at the Poly
Omg I live for Tess the cooking queen!!!!
Loved it!!!! Please make more of these!! We need you, Tess.
So glad to see more Tess, and I love this home cooking format. I liked the last one with Chelsea FaceTimed in with a beverage too, hopefully she can join the next one.
Omg, sitting here yelling at my screen while Tess fights with her food processor.
LOVED IT, TESS! Thank you for everything you do.
Tess we LOVE IT.
Keep going Queen Bee 🐝
I've been loving your quarantine videos, they are just fun and it is nice seeing you a little different. Stay safe and cheers Tess.
This was so entertaining! Who would hate this!?!?
We’ve all driven the “struggle bus” into our kitchens a few times! 🤣
I loved everything about this and I feel so much better now than I did before I watched it. More videos like this, please!
This reminds me of my day 30 in self iso where 3 dinners I attempted to wing it on were all train wrecks (also pride myself on being a good cook) and I just wanted to cry in my kitchen. Basically I needed this lol.
Tess is a gem of a human being!!
You were, are, and always will be amazing and ilysm. This just made my WHOLE day. Stay safe, sweet sassy lady!
Great job Tess. I LOVED the sugar pouring out BEHIND the cup!
"It's just a smoothie" haha your brother is iconic. But seriously - great video, Tess. Also, more home baking please - dare I say, maybe research some eggless recipes? 😅
Love love loved this! Please keep cooking and show ALL the footage. You are a great cook, but it is a joy to see the struggles and blunders ❤️🐭
Literally laughed out loud when the sugar poured out the side of the box
deeprose4 me too!!! 😂
Tess cooking and being pleasantly surprised is what I wish my cooking attempts were like 😂
this is the closest and most iconic unintentional homage to madtv's 3 minute meal sketch
BEST. COOKING SHOW. EVA!!!! 😂 MORE PLEASE!!! It was glorious!
“And here we are, look at us”
Why did I tear up at this?
idk, but if it helps, i did too
This was sooooo good and needed Tess! Please do more!!!
Every time you post a new video....I think to myself "YES!! This is my favorite one!" And then, here's a comes a new one to steal the show. I love the chaotic disaster of a performance you blessed us with today :) Please, can this be a regular thing??? Love it! Thanks for providing us with great entertainment during these hard times. We all need to have a good laugh with friends, and you make us feel like we are right there with you :)
Definitely do more, we enjoyed it so much!
Her mom's head popping around the corner at 2:50 killed me lol!
SAMEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
This needs to be a series on its own...you recreating your favorite eats!
Love the cute Dole Whip that they have with Blue Curaçao syrup
I'd watch every episode of her 20 season cooking show if it existed. I love Tess!
That moment when she confidently poured the sugar and it spilled 😂😂😂😂😂 that literally killed me
same
This is the first video I’ve watched of yours. It was fabulous and 100% how I cook when I try new things I’m excited about. I loved the reality of your video. Also excited to try that grilled cheese!
She will not be broken by a simple food processor
Edit: wow it was the sugar that took her out. She wasn't the same after that you could hear it in her voice 😂 i shouldn't laugh
Despite things being really tough right now, this video has been one of the few things that genuinely made me laugh and smile. Thanks for the laughs, Tess! Please do more!!
Make theme park alcoholic beverages next? That could be fun
I love Tess even more!😂😂😂 Anyone who has that much trouble with a food processor and can still function, is a rock star! If this was me, the machine would be in a heap of broken plastic!
*Tess is literally a mood.* 😂💀
I loved the commitment you had to get through this no matter what 😂😂 by far the best video in this series 100%.
i'm so charmed
This is the single greatest video i have watched all day. Trainwreck Tess = relatable on every level
Why is Tess me when I am cooking dinner 😂
I loved this video was good to see someone who has the same problem with their processor as I do...I swear mine is related to yours. Glad you survived the process. Thanks for making me smile.
I truly feel like I just watched myself in the kitchen trying to make...anything 😂 by the end of it the kitchen is destroyed and all of my utensils are dirty but the food is good at least
Food processor problems were highly entertaining. Love the entire segment. You don’t take yourself seriously which makes it fun to watch every time.
You did well! Food processors are the enemy of humanity, and you still managed to get it running eventually lol I wouldn’t dare to attempt making churros at home myself, but I’ll definitely need to find a churro vendor once these crazy times are over and life goes back to more normal again with street markets and amusement parks opening again. And what a glorious day it will be, when being able to go outside again without worrying as much! Stay safe everyone!
That part where you spilled the sugar on the counter when making churros brought me back to life. Thank you for your service.
I love this 😭🤣
I LOVED it! I feel your pain. You really showed the authenticity of a cooking show. I think you should do this again.
fun video! I wouldn't have done any better! Would love to see more - maybe make some treats from the Wizarding World?
omg!! i your doggos are so big and fluffy!! so adorable!! i think that was the best part of the video lol
Roger wants his drink.Tess how are up and make his drink, Roger Roger Roger🗽🇺🇸🐐🎸🍸👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻👩🏻
A series I didn’t even know I needed , love it
Ok I’m sorry for the backhanded compliment but Tess has the biggest attitude and I freaking love her for it. I’m the same way. Some people can call us unpleasant or bitches but the success of this show proves that we are just as lovable as our more cheerful counterparts.
tysm
I honestly love Tess with all of my heart
can 100% relate to being a decent baker and yet still messing up at least 3 steps in every recipe
Loved this video! I was watching all of the eat through the parks videos because I was suppose to go in April but the trip got canceled. Really love that you are keeping the park spirit for all of us!
This is by far the highlight of my day! Long live Queen Tess and all her beautiful mess, 😂
Yay!!! Brilliant video! Thanks for brightening our day!! 💖👏👏👏
I need this to be a reality show. "Tess' quarantine adventures in New Jersey." At the very least we need to start a go fund me to get a new food processor....
Please do more of these! This is how I feel in the kitchen. Thank you!!!
Note to self: don’t try to drink hot tea while watching Tess
Loved this! Such perseverance. Honestly when the sugar didn’t make it to the bowl, I felt that.
Roger Roger Roger
You have won a fan here. You go girl! Proud of you.