Reading 1 Star Breyer Horse Reviews

thank you to all of the amazon shoppers for your glorious and hard hitting reviews.
miss me? ❀
vengeance rain discord community ⋮ / discord
instagram ⋮ @_foxxtastic_ @poetryboucher
spotify ⋮ @foxglory123
email ⋮ [e-mail]
gibby's music ❀
Graybles: rb.gy/qvwxzr
Griffin Boucher: rb.gy/njyf3d
Orange Culture: rb.gy/e3gimm

[@jennypleace5764]

"all i got was a painted plastic horse" oh my god no way

[@the_ethical_horse_girl]

That's just crazyyyyy 😱

[@ThatEquineStar]

I am offended by that ngl-😭

[@Person-v4b]

Omg that's so crazy

[@Hearts4_Maria]

What?!?!?! NO WAY 😱

[@IMAPOTAO-k9q]

Like ugh how DARE THEY GIVE ME A PLASTIC PONY 😤😤😤😤

[@otter_nerd4419]

I went to the Amazon page for the Brookside Pink Magnum, just to see if they're really advertising a stallion as a mare. Straight up in the first sentence of the manufacturing info, they say it's a stallion 😂😂😂

[@Spnlgrl1985]

Parents are marshmallows now, we played with anatomically correct horses and then the dolls that had nothing down there which made us ask way more questions 🙄

[@ToyJdstar]

When I got one of my newest Breyer model horse He was very well box and I was very happy with the shipment. But when it came to opening him I realized metal ties were a bit too loose for my liking a little nervous but luckily , no Box rubs, thank goodness for that.👍😊

[@ToyJdstar]

I also have a picture of him on my channel. Think goodness he had no boxes.👍😊

[@aqua.models]

Expected to buy something special - like dam, it's a FREAKING PONY PAINTED AS AN ICE-CREAM WITH SPRINKLES ON TOP?!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@aqua.models]

HOW IS THAT NOT SPECIAL?!!!!!

[@StormyStrikeVideos]

I definitely remember the Brookside Pink Magnum one back when I made a video like this🤣Classic. There are some baffling reviews in here goodness. OMG the cursed child Hope model at 8:41 tbh I'd almost be tempted to buy that version 😆

[@ccshrimp]

Bought that one but ended up giving it away, personally it was because I don't really do decorators, Icicle is my fave on that mold

[@purelymodelhorses]

As someone with an odd fascination with knock-offs, I think some of the actual knock-offs that exist would literally make the eyes of the person complaining about Misty and Stormy explode. Not even I would touch some of them with a ten foot pole. They can get UGLY.
Fun fact: they are actually quite a few manufacturers that have made knock offs. I even have one of Amber made by NewRay. I also have a shrunken vintage Clydesdale Mare and Classic Arabian Mare coming in the mail made by NF that I bought on eBay at 4 AM in the morning...
I might have a problem 😂

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

The pronunciation of "garish" at 4:35 is too funny 😂 I first knew of the word from "The Music of the Night" from Phantom of the Opera, and hearing it pronounced so differently here threw me through a loop for a moment hahaha.

[@ccshrimp]

Breyer does do porcelain sometimes actually. As for the first review, yes Breyer makes anatomically correct horses lol if you don't want horses to have boy parts make sure its a mare before purchasing 😂

[@jane_horselover4845]

That review about snowbirds costume rubbing is actually really accurate because I bought one and she also had rub spots on the sides of her hindquarters and her tail had a rub on it from the costume as well they poorly designed snowbirds costume

[@celestiafanforever]

I just now remembered how my dad reacted when I actually showed him one of my breyers, I think it was my classic buckskin paint stallion and he said "He has a pecker" and told him yes, Breyer goes into detail with these models.

[@Galacticnaturalist]

Reminds me of people reading bad reviews for some of my favorite movies. Great video as always!

[@siennameadowhook]

You should do more of these XD Really simple but funny

[@Equestrifit]

This was just a gem, she really said it’s like they stoned with me 😂😂😂😂

[@drsteggy]

Almost died watching this, well done

[@DenisWisestorm]

small

[@coal9205]

Holy shit i used to watch those breyer horse stories on TH-cam when i was a literal child.
Does anyone remember the series called the lost race horse involving a horse named Rush? My dad straight up banned me from watching it because I would mimic the video ver batim

[@griffinrider1167]

⭐️ 1 star video was to funny I laughed to hard my lung exploded

[@Equestrifit]

The best ratings video on TH-cam by a landslide

[@jessrmusic3373]

neapolitan is special to meeee

[@holly9464]

This is hilarious 🤣 I hope it's okay to ask, could you please add a warning for the flashing lights in this video please? Thank you so much!

[@wrantingwriter2921]

Funny video. Always wanted the Breyer horses as a kid, but they were too expensive. I think most of mine were from Dollar General.

[@ccshrimp]

Also who else HATES stands in general (except jumpers for obvious reasons)

[@isabellasproule3024]

ok
small
😂

[@ammywolf]

are breyers from amazon cursed or what these people are so pressed lmao 😅

[@QueenAveyMay]

Tag urself im gladys

[@FOXY56925]

Hello hello my name is foxy also😊

[@winter_studios]

Nice video foxy

[@tysonesh898]

come stay in mmaui hawai i love u

[@Vielman_]

The first comment, help…