Coding on a 15 year old computer - Programmer Boris
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Programmer Boris is here! I had to get some floppy disks and a new drive to finish this video so it took 3 whole weeks to finish. But final product is better than ever!
In this video I am teaching to code in a very easy programming language - Python. Python is great for beginners and written in a very logical way. Once you learn the structure of this language, it can be applied to other coding languages as well.
This tutorial shows how to use "if", "else", "while" and some basic functions.
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Intro music:
Gopnik McBlyat - Snakes in Tracksuits
Outro music:
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem
believe or not this is a very effective way to teach programming to beginners.
This actually helped me a bit. Boris is a wizard blyat.
yeah that's how i started learning python
yea it could be very effective, not the way i learned python but definitely a fun way so would work
He HAS to make more videos like this, my friends would finally understand the “While your out, buy some milk” joke
the vid gives a goal for the program, which most tutorial fails to do
This video taught me more than my python classes last year.
Edit: Updated CV to fluent in python, got into MIT
True
Yea
F for you
me to
If (learning > class):
Boris += 1 *L I K E*
"Soviet Russia hacker trying to invade CIA servers"
Colorized, 1985.
lol
They had colour in 1985
Bill Kerman thats why it’s colorized
Cyka
Colorized
Thanks to Boris now the citizens of "western" countries realize that we in eastern Europe actually have doors, running water, electricity, floors, bathrooms, cooking stoves, computers, pet cats and food! :-D Thanks for spreading this revelation throughout the world, Boris :)
*Me at an interview*
Interviewer: Where did you study to program?
Me: To a Russian vodka drinker.
Your hired
@MUSTAFA AHMED we're hired
So just a Russian then.
Hired
Interviewer: I resign and appoint you to my place
Instructions unclear accidentally looped "Vadim Blyat" to the Pentagon
Good
Send it to Area 51 during the raid to take down their defenses.
Blyat
@@CyranofromBergerac i like this guy, come and squat with me.
From Vadim with love.
The more impressive part is that he was able to screen record windows xp
shh! probably a virtual machine?
Could be something like an elgato
Did not notice that.
Ever heard of Camtasia?
Capture card
Fallout 4 terminal hacking: *i'm in*
Slav terminal hacking:
*OPPPAA WE ARE INSIDE BLYAT*
Blyat help me
I learned more in this video than the hours I spent on the internet for python for beginners
that is the magic of the *boris*
1:42 Babushkas
2:42 Lesson 2: setup
4:01 What is Java, summarized
5:15 Lesson 3: Writing the first program
8:25 Writing more complex programs
10:17 Rise of the Floppy Disk
why did i actually not expect him to actually teach the basics of python really well
"He's still not here. I wonder what he's doing."
What he's doing: 1:54
"This file is fine..."
"This is fine..."
"This is.. NO NO NO WHAT THE BLYAT WAS THAT!"
"...ah is probably fine..."
it said java hahaha
@@BinaryGleam nope 🤙🏻
Slavic legend has it that you can cook blins for days on the machine once it has heated up
Used to have shitty old computer that doubled as a heater if you ran anything even remotely taxing. One day I tried playing Space Engineers and it got so hot you could use the graphics card as a hotplate to boil tea on. I opened up the case and pointed my fucking desk fan on it, didn't help much. In the end the whole thing fried itself, graphics card and motherboard were just fucking ded.
Boris: "number one is pitón"
Me: laughs in mexican
Qué bonito saber que no fui el único pendejo que se rió con eso
Why what does it mean?
10:34 😂😂😂Lmao GTA 6 floppy disk
Excellent, now I can hack into American Government.
GO AND OPEN DOORS OF AREA 51
Good luck comrade. Maybe you're gonna stumble upon Hilary 'lost' emails.
You do that you mess with me
Hacck into apple
Lol
when you broke the keyboard I felt it in my heart I don't like watching things being broken
the funny thing is that i actually learnt some stuff of off this video
who need's school and college when you got boris programming
Before this video I could not get a job. I watched this video and now I work for the NSA! Thank you Boris!
Blyat
Ok ngl, I literally just watched this video for an hour and actually learned how to program it! I mean I kinda have to copy it over before I learn to do it by memory, but this actually teaches you how to CODE. Boris, what a legend.
If it wasn’t for comrade Boris, I won’t take the Computer Science Specializing in Software Engineer program in my chosen college. Thank you comrade!
i was doing my homework and played this video cause i didnt understand the if thing. thanks boris this is actually helpful and funny
That computer looks exactly like the computers at my old grade school.
I bet it probably has more ram than current school computers
It’s funny because that was the type of computers we had back in 2010 in my high school XD
it was the fastest 10 minutes of coding in my life
Bratan, ne bydy vrat, tvoi kurssu po pytony ochen pomogaut, tolko blogadora tebe nauchilsa pisat kod na pytone, spasibo ogromnoe
this genuinely got me into programming, thank you professor boris 🤙
0:42 this is legendary "Duck" type computer (due to this plastic that can be opened and be simular to duck)
"Why not Java?" - asked Boris.
"Why not C++?" - I asked
"Why not Assembly?" I asked
"Why not FORTRAN?", I asked.
Why not hardware programming?
Why not F? Its a good language and pays respect
@@lowrhyan567 one example is F-ORTRAN
Я никогда не думал, что замотивируюсь программировать от Бориса
Что ж, приятно иметь возможность что-то делать, потому что ковид сводит меня с ума.
@kesh KD да, он использует все стереотипы о русских, но часто даёт полезную информацию.
@@kleinerkaiser7050 Он русский или поляк?
@@mlsa1312 показывает себя как русского, но на самом деле никто не знает, кто он. он славянин, это точно, может он поляк, может словак, или болгар, или русский...
Мотивация - краткосрочная хрень
ok so I forgot the syntax for the switch statement again and looked up "switch c#". For some reason I decided to search again but with "blyat" at the end (I am russian and it's 3 am so don't judge me). This is what came up.
1:54
Soviet T 34 army attacks germans 1944 colorized
.... Not bad
@@tails_gamer9786 u know what...... You are right
How is that i learn more of coding from boris than my actual computer coding teacher 😒
So this is how the humankind went into space.
No, *SLAVKIND*
They used assembler for that.
2016: Slav Boris "how to play cs go like a true slav"
2019:Programmer Boris "how to hack the american government using glorious russian devices"
I’m actually impressed thus is actually a correct and useful programming tutorial
Thanks Boris!
NodeJS is also a good choise its simulair enough to C to not confuse you later on
anyways greatly made tutorial even if I don't need it
4:19 I learned to program in Java. Our teacher literally told us "that will make you all stronger". It was scary.
dude that pc is so much smoother than mine
"Configurrussian..."
Soo this is what the chernobyl engineer has been doing
I rate this comment 3.6...Not great. Not terrible.
This is already 2 years ago?! Blin. Time flies
Comrade Tank : "Begone Onion Demon, daka, daka, daka"
Comrade Tank starts shoting "BOOOOM"
Onion Demon:"EEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Pick at your local Soviet space station", my incarnation is complete now . Time to go back to my slumber again
"First Soviet Scientist setting up ICBM launch control, Somewhere in Siberia, 1960s, colorized and sonorized"
You can use input like this
user_name = input("What's your name?")
So you save one line of code
Our name
save one line ??? babushka will be proud !!!
While True instead of while 3>2 looks a lot cleaner as well
this will drasticly improve the performance and quality of his programm... STOP IT
Lithuania?
How does this teach me more about coding then school?
Answer: because сука блять
Why do you ask questions if you already know the answer?
@@MaoDev По всем известным законам авиации пчелы нет пути
должен уметь летать. Его крылья слишком малы, чтобы оторвать его толстое маленькое тело от земли. Пчела, конечно, все равно летает, потому что пчелам все равно
то, что люди думают, невозможно.
@@acaptainnachoz2111 "According to all known laws of aviation, bees have no way
must be able to fly. His wings are too small to tear off his fat little". That's at least what google translate says it is.
@@MaoDev Google translate is dumb at re-translating stuff
@@acaptainnachoz2111 Nope... Google translate is actually very good, the problem is that humans are even better therefore they find it bad. You have no idea how hard it is to make a computer translate a language.
2:24 soviet engineer falls asleep during chernobyl reactor drill (1986, colorized)
"Every program starts from top and goes to bottom"
public static void main(strings[] args): am i a joke to you?
I get it
.NET FRAMEWORK
subroutines arent automatically called upon being defined.
Yup, C#
@@qtnull get what? every language has subroutines. most even have coroutines. main() would just be the routine tho
I'm one of the best prograers in my 2nd yr class rn but I can't understand that
But i still liked it.
Thank you comrade I can now code.
Boris: makes a video teaching how to code
Also Boris: didn't notice to press F1 to start
Finally! I know Boris's password!! Hehe, I can tell Vadim now ;))
*_You're the enemy of the people!_*
*blyat*
You have betrayed motherland
You shall go to gulag
Mission passed respect +
"America" "Wrong, initiating defend protocol!"
"Blyat" "Wellcome, BLYAT!"
10:33
That has become a reality!
As it turns out, boris had a copy of it... the most illegal thing he owned xD
New to your channel,what can I say. Your vids are awesome 😄
Welcome to Slav life 👍
I like how YT tagged this video with "Action-adventure games"...
Вадим блять.
- Life of Boris 2019
Man, now that's a heavy Russian accent... This guy is literally speaking English in Russian.
This should be titled: "An Oversimplified Comprehensive Python Crash Course with a focus on windows 95 users"
Boris: "Java is not beginner friendly. "
My instructor: "you can learn Java yourself, if you like that filth.
This is real funny content XD,
keep up the good work. Good luck
When you understand what he says:
I'm a Chernobyl Nuclear scientist
Oh lord that radiation on you is very severe. We gotta put you down.
* a Chernobyl MUTANT nuclear scientist
It's just 3.6 roentgen
@@otemachi4317 Get away mutant! I got... A German sausage! So back up!
Weebo pic :3
Damn, thought we were gonna finally see how to play Kalashnikov....
I wanna learn it too blyat!!
winning deck is always A K 4 7
@@bloro6389 but how to play it debil?
@@HALOWEENTHER probally like poker
@@kaarstaag i dunno how to play poker blyat
How are Russians doing so many cyber attacks?
Slavs : "Because there is so many virus on this device, that if I go online, it crashes the Internet."
again.....
“Every country has its own mafia. In Russia, the mafia has its own country.” -Garry Kasparov
again.
2 beep - Fine
1 beep - no good
1 long beep - run,blyat!
10 beep - Bomb has been planted.
1 beep only and monitor goes black - Vadim stole the eletric cabel again.
No beep - Install vodka cooler system.
No beep - Have some vodka, until it does beep. Or till the moment you realize that pc is not plugged in, debil.
@@netw0lf ahh suka, i remember when i was a little ditya i always forget to plug cable, good times
If it's long beep it means you didn't rush B
0 beeps your already ded
@@smol_time-traveler4534 dont you mean cyka
Boris being suprised every time he finds a smaller Matrjoschka just really made my day :D
B E G O N E O N I O N D E M O N
Sound at the end is Vadim screaming in pain
1:39
Ah, yes, typical recursion delusions. The computer limits successive commands to stop this, most people aren't patient enough to test the limits. Smartphones are single loop, zero memory, like my western capitalist psychiatrist.
Lmao like he’s never seen a matryoshka doll before, it’s so funny
Literally 19 units of high school programming class in 11 minutes
indeed. 11 minutes well spent.
I know right?
This man has taught a semester of computer science in 11 minutes
and by a Patriot Slav which looks like a terrorist in CS:GO
still better than my teachers
Well you don't really learn much in HS xD. I can teach myself tech stuff in a week, that takes other people my age a semester. And I'm not that special. So, teach yourself stuff and avoid tech classes in hs.
"You are now literally overqualified to work at every tech startup"
Boris shooting fire.
1000-ый лаек мой.
Окей
Russian Tech
Typical western capitalist hiring manager. They cut you out as soon as you are irreplaceable.
I am also programmer.
Can confirm that python does not bite.
It bites, when you have to follow the traceback of an error and it tells you that it starts from Mars.
@@Uponn1 it bites when you transfer 2.6 to 3.1
@@Uponn1 That happens in Java too, it's not the program, it's your shitty coding skill.
@@davidmarkovian2794 You haven't written in either Java or Python to know what I am talking about. :)
@@Uponn1 I have been using Java at Uni for the past 3 years, and this summer switched to Python for my bachelor's thesis. Python tracebacks are as readable as Java's, but Java tracebacks are extremely bad in frameworks like Spring, JSF. But that sums web programming up in general IMHO. Probably Python Django or other web frameworks are about as bad, too.
"One beep is not bad but one long beep - oy pizdec you better run blyat"
can't stop laugh
"But one long beep, oy pizdec you better run fast."
I've never heard a POST code described so accurately in my life.
Whats a POST code? An emergency message?
John Wang power on self test
@@pizza6383 Most computers test if the hardware and basic firmware work after power on. If they do not, a series of beeps are used to alert the user. These are called POST codes because they tell the user of the result of the Power On Self Test.
Hahahahahaha yeah lmao xD
That's what happened to Cernobyl
I'm not gonna lie, as a programmer, this is actually a good tutorial
@Hatake Kakashi That's called *slavic oriented programming*
I was thinking the same thing. Best tutorial I have seen for a simple Python program.
he didn’t even tell what is string
True
ehh
Me who codes on a 11 year old laptop:
"Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary"
Oof i have 9 year old pc :( good thing im getting new one imo it will be so op
@@savakujundzic That's great!
me who codes on a 16 year old pc:
US army who still uses windows 95 operating system: "Pathetic"
me who codes on radar: I A M G O D
I am watching on a 19 year old computer. HAH!
I? You mean WE, blin!
OUR computer, OUR year
Nahuia?
I would be watching on a 18-year-old computer if that computer didn't get a virus
It says u commented 19 minutes ago
Soviet spy obtaining access to CIA server (1987)
Gopnik it'd be 1985 as by 1987 the cold war was mostly blyat over
* colorized *
@@HALOWEENTHER there was colour tv in the 80's
1972 Chevrolet Nova
DO NOT WOOSH THIS ACCOUNT
THEY WERE CORRECT AND UNDERSTOOD THE JOKE
I see we all are men of culture as well, debils...
The joke about over Overqualified for a startup is just pure Gold !!!
-Guys, your founding is full. What are you doing right now with our money?
-We are learning new technologies.
-What technologies?
-Object Oriented Programming. OOP. Super technologies
it's funny cause it's true ;)
I am a dev, whenever I am depressed, I watch this and forget all my worries. thanks Boris :)
As a programmer, I can say that this is very accurate video.
What's funny is this is exactly how deep every single python course on youtube goes.... In 4 hours
BLYAT..............STAY CHEEKI BREEKI
Yes. It's the ultimate basics tutorial.
I was surprised how compact and simple he made it to be lol ive been learning to code in python for 2 years now and every course ive seen so far has taken this exact lession and has stretched it out into 4 hours of talking (completely unnecessarily btw)
I lost it at the while loop without break. Hope the PC still functions properly
Russian hacker training for next years us election -2019 colorized
Correction, Israel controls our elections
Lol your name and profile pic
@@steelavocado1 Вадим блять
Y would it need to be colorized
@CHoLKA you Russian?
Next video:
"Math behind machine learning in C blyad blyad with Boris"
Objective-bljat
Oh hell no
Dude difficult, use python man.
@@aidenpearce7775 My first programming language I had to learn in engineering was C++
can confirm, mind is now shut off to learning programming for forseeable future
from Boris import machine_learning_in_c
Kotblin or jablyat?
4:55
"What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?"
*_“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions”_*
I did that all the time Blyat😂🤣
I disagree. Clearly it is Yes, I am 18 years or older.
@@zhaoyixiang3845 well, I'm not lying on that one 😂
You are all wrong, it's: opens here
Jokes apart, *THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY TEACHING BASIC CODING !!!*
Edit: Oy Pizdec, so many likes BLYAT!
I thought it was a joke
I was so wrong 😂😂
C# programmer here
Even I learned C++ and Java in school. Would have been a lot better if I would have found Boris.
@currency ma I think you are a 12 years old kid who can't get a grasp of C#, so you offense those that do
This is legit basic programming
OI! WINDOWS XP BLYAT!
It has been years, comrade! You still alive!
Windows Blyat
Γεία σου ρε Θεοφανίδη . Ελλάδαρα
Makedonija za Makedoncite!
Καυλιαρηηηη
Ελλάδα
In Soviet Russia, we do not use Java blyat, we use SLAVa
@Саркис Агамалян in Czechia too, though not used much anymore. In fact, it's probably a name in all Slav countries (go figure).
@@YamiKisara doesn't Slava mean glory?
@@cageybee7221 Yes, comrade
Aiii....why kamerads? We in Java, indonesia loves you blyat! And our coffee is num 1
Blyat#
This file is fine,
This is fine,
no no NO WHAT THE BLYAT WAS THAT?
Ah it's probably fine.
People from Chernobyl be like
i see java?
installing cracked software be like
blyat it fack
Freaking JAVA??!
Man I'm getting old when I think 15 year old computer I think of like an early 90's beige computer
Is it bad that I used one of those running XP until 2016? Lol
@@ParisAlexandros Better than Windows 2000...
Ahem* *W E*
Nah i think of an old server
No offense but your probably 10
US: Russia is a massive threat to computer security
Russia: Just wait desktop pc need to charge
lol :)
blyat!
Он распространяет стереотипы про россию
@@АртурКадников-б6в That's the point. Many people think that stereotypes are funny, and he uses that to attract an audience.
*VADIM BLYAT*
Damn, my local Soviet space station is closed.
*blyat
See is Chernobyl has one comrade!
Just checked, they’re out of Sputnik parts.
damn...
my local nuclear testing site just exlpoded
Ohhhhhh cyka
Ten minutes after, I suddenly realised he’s speaking English.
Wait a DAmn Minute
Wait... WHAT?
U SERIOUS?!?!?!
me2 Xd
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you need a programming teacher you know who to call!
Cyka blyat
He will teach you how to code in python blyat and cyka++
"Better Call Boris" sounds like it'd be a fun series
@Dealer Studio хахаха, я думал ты ОМЕРИКОС)
@Dealer Studio ebat', ne ojidal uvidet' zdes' amerikantza.
@Dealer Studio оо, нож мне в печень, самп вечен.
"Once you learn the language, the bike gets a bell."
Boy, i kinda hate java syntax, and this part made me smile
It made us all smile *Soviet national anthem starts"
The syntax is about the only thing I like about Java. I hate the Python syntax with a passion though. Braces (with auto-indentation) are way better than just using indentation imo. Also, while not using typecasting makes writing code for yourself a lot easier, it's a hell if you have to work with code that someone else has written.
@@HALOWEENTHER brazil is the russia of south america
@@cageybee7221 yes yes it is! thanks to papa hardbassov
@qwertyuiopzxcfgh I like the Python syntax, except for the indentation. I much prefer C# and C++ syntax. I really love doing simple text output in C++ because the Output stream is very easy to work with and to insert variables into. Java can die in a fire, it should have died in the 90s but retarded business managers fell for the OOP is the future meme and now we're essentially forced to use OOP for everything.
This was the first thing to get me into Python, the commands had no errors and worked perfectly! It's fun to learn python.
Have you learned to program Soyuz spacecraft, BLYAT!?
Ah, so this is how chernobyl exploded.
Yes ots because he didnt put in a break in vadim blyat and the co.puters couldnt handle all the blyats that vadim had to offer
"Because there is so many virus on this device, that if I go online, it crashes the Internet." - Boris, 2019
again..
You remember how recently TH-cam and Google services were unavailable.
@@МихаилМорозов-ц1г he connected it to the internet...
*I'm litterally watching this on a windows xp laptop running with no antivirus and I'm fine somehow-*
legends say that's the last thing anyone heard of @@snadwichbcuzyes3359.
Everyone: "Hello World"
Boris:"Hello Vadim"
You mean Vadim blyat
"Vadim Blyat"
Sure,papa stalin is proud.
Me: "Fuck society"
Isn't Boris part of everyone?
My friend: So, how did you learn to program?
Me: A Slav teached me
The computer is older than the majority of your audience
I was 3 when this thing first released.Its actually weird to see how things changed in my lifetime
MrGuano11 it is as old as me
I was 8 when this thing was released
I was 6 maybe idk, when I first used windows XP, somewhere around 2009, 8 or 10
True...im 2 years old
Russian keyboard sponsored by capitalism? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??
TH-cam
Amerikanski spijon!!
*soviet computer engineer in 1948 working on atomic bomb project to balance nuclear balance , colourized
lime archer Capitalist Urod! Is Soviet engineer working on Tsar Bomba
>soviet
>manhattan project
bruh
Stop talking commie,and build MY "horrible and totally useless mass destruction weapon"