This video came a full year before the first Jurassic world movie. If I was a lazy Hollywood writer I'd easily steal the good ideas from TH-cam channels like bioweapons for my movie
I absolutely love when they're talking about Hammond, and how Katie goes, "He's just a smiling, grandfatherly face to make the public feel better." And then they show the most absolutely terrifying photo of him in the entire movie.
He's actually a conniving dick in the original novel. Think "the dark side of Walt Disney", and you've got yourself the *original* John Hammond. d(^-^d)
@@TrollHunterTylei "The dark side of Walt Disney"? I'm thinking all the pedos running around the Disney World. And the drug dealings. And the human trafficking. And let's not forget the most scary villain of Disney -- Claude Frollo.
Now I know this is going to freak some folks out, but I'm about to talk about the book here for a second. You guys made a point that I thought was spot on, two acutaly about the food and the poop. Turns out that Michale C addressed both o those issues in the book. The fact that they took out the Compy's from the first movie is where they lost the issue of how the poop is dealt with. Compy's are created as dung eaters because the larger dino droppings weren't biodegradable due to the bacteria needed to break it down was dead along with the dinos. The Compys were "supposed" to be only there to eat the poop because their waste was biodegradable. However, the Compys were the first ones to start to breed without the teams knowledge, and they were a whole lot more of an integral part of the story than they were made out to be. As for the food for the dinos they stated in the book that they literally had to ship in a metric fuck ton of food every two weeks to keep them fed. It was one of the first times that Hammond said spared no expense in the book also.
They probably cut them out of the first movie because they didn't want to adapt the scene where they escape the island before Grant's beta test tour even starts, and ate a baby alive. Also, InGen thought it would be brilliant to use _cobra DNA_ to patch up their genetic code.
"Come play with the dinosaurs! Pet them! They want to play with you!" I always watch this video for that part. You can see Soren ready to laugh at that point.
The writers of that movie probably took the idea from this video. After all stealing is the ultimate solution for a writer too lazy to do any decent work and I think the fact that the movie's writers were horribly lazy is pretty obvious.
There's a fan theory that the reason the Jurassic Park 3 Velociraptors look different from the first and second film is that mabye there are different TRIBES of raptors based on their behavior and image.There's the Lost World raptors that are less intelligent and more savage like the Nublar raptors and there's the JP3 raptors that are more intelligent and more social. It is speculated that the JP3 raptors are the ORIGINALS;the very first Ingen recreated when the first started cloning Dinosaurs.But the scientists thought they were too smart for there own good.So,They decided to tamper with the DNA.Then,there was probably a jinx in the sequence which led to them becoming more brutal and murderous;in other words,becoming the Nublar and Lost World Raptors.Does anybody agree with this theory? If not,then why?
or you know, the reason they stated in the book and movies... They had to fill in gaps in the DNA with current living species causing the dinosaurs to be a bit altered from their original form. OR the fact that "raptors" is a whole family of dinosaurs, not one species.
I love this show. I love everything about it, everyone who is in it, everyone who wrote it and everyone who is responsible for it. I hope it never ends.
+Liberty Chapman-Viotto The baby T-Rex was already in Captivity and on the mainland, which is why Malcolm and Julianne Moore had to go find it in order to lure momma Rex. it's not like the baby T-rex was on the ship, the ship crashed, momma got loose, and someone said "well since mom's already running loose, I might as well go on the ship to get the baby. Life must go on."
Maui Randall They were also being transported on the ship, broke free because "raptors." They then killed the crew and were able to sneak away once the ship crashed because um..."raptors," I guess? I'm being sarcastic. It's all contrived as hell
Chickknight Greenleaf Well, probably everyone either ignored the little dinosaur eating people due to the giant dinosaur eating people, or everyone thought that they were the same dinosaur with different people talking about it and being confused. Then TWIST the raptor was pregnant, and long story short, hail satan.
Antonio Lempjahhjne just like the reall world, because when you invent new things there's always the 3 golden questions. "kan i eat it?" "kan I fuck it?" and "kan i fuck things up with it?".
did somebody already mention that they are incorrect about Hammond coming back in the second book? Doesn't happen. I have read both books 4 times (I am a Crichton fan). Malcolm does come back in the second book, but they give an explanation for that.
The shadow corporation is Weyland Yutani. They're opening a hunting preserve for Predators. That's why the secretly added the cloaking ability to the Indominus Rex. They wanted something special. Something that would hunt them back.
In relation to the dead crew of the ship, wasn't it revealed in a deleted scene or something that a pack of velociraptors snuck onto the boat and ate the crew?
I think there's actually concept art for this scene that details a giant hole ripped open into the cabin area which explains how the Rex eats the folks holding on to remotes and wheels.
5:57 John Hammond was killed by compys in the first book and did NOT return in The Lost World. He stayed dead. Ian Malcolm died in the first book but was brought back, having been revived or something. Been a while since I've read the books, but not long enough to forget them. Great reads that I'd recommend to everybody (especially the guys at Cracked, who must not've read them). :P Edit: I mixed up Malcolm and Grant for some reason, fixed that :P
Steven royally screws the book. Malcolm, Hammond and Muldoon all die in the book. Genarro does not. Speilberg ruins one of the best adult books ever by catering to kids, and sequels.
Joshua is 100 percent correct and actually i was glad malcolm made it. I had seen the movies way before reading the books and i must say the lost world was really good compared to the movie. Made more sense and had a better flow.
I love this 'show' on this channel. It really makes me think about the movies I watch. Also makes me question all the absurdities of a film until I reach a conclusion that makes me so much happier about the 'error.' Just sayin'. I love you guys for doin' this.
Hammonds character was still dead in the second book, and Malcom was stated that his death in the first book was only rumours due to how bad his condition was etc
Thank you! i've been searching comments hopeing I'd find this comment. I was gonna add it myself if i couldn't find one. Thank you, you just made my day.
mary weaver I'm glad to know that someone knows the materiel as well as myself. As much as i like cracked, and after hours, they sadly get some things wrong, i felt it needed to be pointed out as they were going from books and films but got info wrong. But its all there to read and know. Now i feel i am coming across a bit know it all etc, so will leave it at that, and finish saying, thank god its not just me who realised this mistake!
Its toltaly o.k:) I don't think you sound like a know it all. I love the books very much and am glad you caught it. I agree, Cracked sometimes gets some stuff wrong and sadly the comments are usually full of people who dont understand or are just causing crap. Its nice to find a compitent commenter
Cloning a person wouldn't give you an person with the same knowledge, being a biologist isn't in your DNA. There's really no reason to clone an scientist over just hiring a new one.
roottruthseeker Like what? You might have a genetic predisposition to be a better rational thinker (maaaaybe), but you can't seriously believe that knowledge of palaeontology and molecular biology can be passed along in your genes? Epigenetics would be the only thing that could potentially do that, but there is no way it would pass along such specific information.
Merry Machiavelli So you're suggesting they ALSO developed equipment that could map the human brain and upload it to awaiting bodies. The implications are endless!
This analysis is full of plot holes. When in Lost World did the Dinosaurs break out? They were free to roam the island? Storm in the second movie? That was just rain.
It's not in the movie, but in the books the Dinosaurs were hatched on this island. There were issues in the DNA that wouldn't allow most of them to reach full maturidy and they would die. So on lost worl island they were hatched and set loose to see if they would survive. If they did then they were taken to Jurrassic park. When all the shit went down in the 1st book and movie the japaneese stopped funding injen and they abanded the island thinking all te Dino's there would die. But obviously they didnt.
mary weaver You're completely right, but there was no 'breaking out' of Dinosaurs on this second island, they were released into the wild to form a 'factory floor' for the first island.
mary weaver im pretty sure in the first book the costa rican government began to bomb the island as soon as they rescued grant, lex, timmy, etc. so they didn't just let the animals roam free.
I'm saying the Dinos on Site B were there already. They were born free on that island. They were the factory floor and were intended to eventually be shipped to Nublar
what about the lycine deficiency that they made the dinosaurs to have?were those not designed to have it or did they eventually adapt to not need the lycine
They brought back the original cast for Jurassic world, it wasn’t perfect but it was still cool. Jurassic park is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces
If you cloned Ian Malcolm, you wouldn't get Ian Malcolm, you'd get the equivalent of his twin brother. Twins have identical DNA but they are far from identical and that even when they are raised through the same age and same family. Twins raised separately aren't just completely different in personality and politics and even mental ability but even in appearance.
When in Jurassic Park 2 when all the people on the ship died I thought it was Raptors, like they snuck onboard and killed everyone then went below deck looking for more food or something and the T-Rex killed them.
Why the fuck would they cut that out? That would have made the boat scene more sense cuz a T. rex couldn't have killed the captain holding the helm. Thanks for the info
I always assumed that the reason the boat had all those dead bodies on it wasn't because of the T-Rex, or the rival company, but because there were Raptors on the boat, Raptors that hid when the boat reached the dock & escaped into the world, to populate the world with intelligent Raptors that could breed.
You are referencing the books which the movies are based; Dan is referencing the books which are based off of the movies. Yes, there are two sets of books, yes one is the bases of the movies, yes there's one based off of the movies.
Really? That's weird, why would they write a second set of books based on the movie and then differ them enough to make the giant plot holes that they're pointing out?
Still doesn't explain why they would kill Malcolm and Hammond and then bring them back when they didn't die in the movie. Seems like really bad marketing. I'm glad I never knew about them before.
4:50 In the books, it was escaped raptors that killed the crew and also got loose and attacked the town. Alas, this was not added to the movie and thus, major plothole.
I will say out of all 3 movies, the biggest plot hole that haunts my brain to this day is the slaughterhouse that took place on that boat, especially in the helm. How does a dinosaur 3-4 times the size of that tiny room tear everyone to shreds but the room and control panels are perfectly fine.
Funniest thing for me (which I wish they had brought up) was finding out that in real life, the velociraptor made famous by the film was actually about the size of a miniature poodle.
Hey guys...hate to point this out, but it was actually Injen that took the dinosaurs off the island. Hammond lost control of the company to another guy, and he decided to go in and take the dinosaurs off the island to take to the zoo in San Diego. The rival company only showed up in the first book.
Remember in the first JP, when the T-rex walked out of his cage, then Grant and the girl go up to the cage, and now there's a 100ft drop? What's up with that?
Maybe the movie is actually a montage of the different cloned test runthroughs. In one, there was a drop, in the other they changed that variable to see how it plays out..... :-P
2 errors. 1) Dr. Malcom is only PRESUMED dead but is rescued as mentioned in the second book. Though he survives the first novel, he is left crippled with a cane. 2) Hammond dies in the first book and was never brought back in the Lost World novel. I expected a lil more research for this one guys.
Hey remember when this channel was good? Remember when someone bought it out and said "we're gonna fire everyone and change everything." Great job guys.
I think Michael wins this one, due to his allusion towards that shadowy rival company that seems to have some influence on every Jurassic Park movie. Daniel: 15 Soren: 10 Katie: 10 Michael: 15
OK I have a theory that you're Dan O'Brian cause hear me out he keeps the shit that they say as a record and operates tallys about these conversations so you're just posting your results right?
They never brought Hammond back in the books. He died in the first one and that was that, he didn't die in the first movie so there was no reason not to put him in the second. Ian never "officially" dies in the first book, it's heavily implied he did but not open stated. And in the second they explain that at first the doctors did pronounce him dead, but later realized he still alive.
+bigfatcarp93 Tyrannosaurus' growth profile involved a crazy teenage growth spurt between ages 12 and 18 (individuals like Jane)...and Sue is the oldest known individual, dying of trichomonosis at age 28. :) just saying...just adding it in...also a large Brachiosaurus could reach near-adult sizes in between ten to twenty years and keep growing slowly for many more...I think Troodon's growth profile is known. Grew up slower than most modern birds but faster than crocodilians, had mainly precocial or semi-precocial offspring so maybe the growth of a Deinonychus can be estimated using that I guess?...I...sorry for interrupting, even I dunno why I began this lol
john xiong*Very* educated, though. As in, with mountains of evidence. At this point, we know so much for pretty much sure that anyone who points out the whole "technically it's an educated guess" thing tends to look like more of a fool.
Joseph Ben-Obasa Yes. Because Jurassic Park is so well known for scientific accuracy. Besides, she could easily have been five in the first movie (animals that live such a short amount of time would also obviously grow to adulthood faster.). Not to mention many animals live longer in captivity.
@Cracked would love to see you guys take another look at this considering the Jurassic World movie where ingen is shown to try to turn dinos into biological weapons.
Plothole for me: In order for the dinosaurs to eat the plants, they would have to be plants from their diet. They would need to genetically clone the plants first, then grow them as invasive species on the island chain for at least 20-30 years just to have enough plant life for the herbivores to each without keeling over dead from poisoning. In fact, Ellie points this out because the plants are highly toxic to humans and modern animals. If the plants are also subject to the rapid growth alterations, the plants would be visibly growing on screen in places.
I don't know if someone said this already but originally, in Jurassic Park 2, there were supposed to be a couple of raptors on board with the T rex that got lose and ate the crew but the filmmakers decided not to put them in at the last moment.
Baby blue whales gain about 200 lbs a day. That's 73000lb per year. Why. Super nutritious, high fat mild, and , genetics. So. Just tweak the genetics. Provide the little dinos with special food and, possible. A t-rex adult would only be about 10,000 lb. That's less than two months at 200 lb per day. If you can do the science the physics must work, because blue whales do it all the time.
Dave Robson Also look at chickens as an example. Using selective breeding they can now grow 4 times as big in half the time as a chicken from 50 years ago. If InGen was already tweaking the dino DNA then I don't think it would have been that hard for them add some genes to make them grow faster. Then it's just a matter of providing food. ChanoCYBER9Avila Exactly! The tropical island full of plants feeds the herbivores. The weak, sick, or dead herbivores feed the carnivores. Virtually no food costs. Feeding them goats and cows was probably just a show for the guests.
The problem I see tho with your theory is that extinct plants and modern plants are very different and can affect the Dinos in a bad way I mean like the difference between a human eating raw steak and a well done stake
ChanoCYBER9Avila True but InGen also cloned extinct plants. After the helicopter lands on the island and before they see their first dinosaur Ellie picks a leaf and examines it. ELLIE (cont'd)(still looking at the leaf)"This species of vermiform has been extinct since the cretaceous period. This thing - -" She brings up the extinct plants again when they sit down for lunch. "The question is: how much can you know about an extinct ecosystem, and, therefore, how could you assume you can control it? You have plants right here in this building, for example, that are poisonous. You picked them because they look pretty, but these are aggressive living things that have no idea what century they're living in and will defend themselves. Violently, if necessary." In the second novel it is stated that InGen had a special facility for breeding plants for the park.
"invisibility" being on inGen's whiteboard is kinda painfully funny in retrospect. Or wait, had that part of Jurassic world been leaked at this point? If anyone would have known it would be Dan
That still doesn't answer the question of who killed the people on the boat. Even 10 year old me seeing that the first itme was like "Bwuh...? But how did the Trex do that?"
I think you missed that the shadow company from the first movie was different from the second movie, where it was InGen itself. Also the Malcolm retcon was because Spielberg pressured him into making a second book for him to disregard in the making of his own sequel. Hammond was not resurrected in the book in any way.
Does anyone else think that Soren and Dan could possibly be the same person, but with 2 separate personalities that are near opposites? Think about it, they both know quite a bit of pop culture ( along with Katie and Michael ) but Soren and Dan throughout the series have done the same thing at times ( Like eating something at the same time, or even saying the same thing at the same time ) Soren picks on Dan multiple times throughout the videos on being weird while Soren is basically the "Awesome" guy. Dan takes notes and studies for everything, studying up online and making flashcards while Soren is cool and relaxed, adding his input and opinions as the conversation progresses. All though this is a theory, I thought it would be a cool theory to share. :)
1:40 Dan, you just countered your own argument. If they aren't eating more or faster than any other animals, than that means they aren't eating an insane amount. They're eating either the same amount that they naturally would (and there is a limit to the number of dino's on the island) or they've been modified to not need to eat as much
yo what if there isn't ust a trex on the boat. the trex is in the lower compartment but what if they brought over another scary smaller, smarter dino one ina cage on the upper deck, a raptor. a raptor is perfect easy size and prpably had it tranquerlised and woke up and killed all the crew, smart enought to get in and around the boats doors and when crashing into the dock got spooked and saw ton of people rushing the boat jump ship swam for it. it can make sense too, a lone raptor could make it in the wild using drains or the coast line to run quicky out of the city to the counrty where it could lived freely. Prehaps one day running into another raptor in the world with a blue streek along its neck and mating with it.
As a 7 year old geek when this franchise started, I knew they hella fucked up on which dinos were around at the same time...or even in the Jurassic...or that a T-Rex was not a motion sensitive camera with massive jaws. Is that sad cuz I'm an ubernerd or cuz a small child poked holes in the damn plot 25 mins in then fell asleep in the theater? Possibly both?
In the book the corporation that created the park wasn't interested In the real Jurassic age or the time line they just wanted the most marketable dinosaurs.
I knind knew the ages were off too, but I figured "jurrasic park" was just a catchy name the marketing department came up with. Who really cares about the ages?
Joe Smith That's worse. I remember an article about the huge differences in the movies and book. I know that's not unusual cuz Hollywood thinks we're all idiots with short attention spans. Still 90 seconds of throw away dialogue could have explained that. And most of these plot holes come to think of it.
Listening to this years in 2019. Bioweapons. Human clones. They're describing Fallen Kingdom years in advance. Well done, group.
All of that was alluded to in the first book. After rereading it I was amazed how many sequels they made using a little info each time from one novel.
More like Jurassic World.
This video came a full year before the first Jurassic world movie. If I was a lazy Hollywood writer I'd easily steal the good ideas from TH-cam channels like bioweapons for my movie
There’s no way whoever wrote Fallen Kingdom didn’t,at some point, watch this
The writers 100% watched this to get (steal) ideas
I absolutely love when they're talking about Hammond, and how Katie goes, "He's just a smiling, grandfatherly face to make the public feel better." And then they show the most absolutely terrifying photo of him in the entire movie.
He's actually a conniving dick in the original novel.
Think "the dark side of Walt Disney", and you've got yourself the *original* John Hammond. d(^-^d)
The guy who played Hammond was David Attenborough's brother.🤩
@@TrollHunterTylei "The dark side of Walt Disney"? I'm thinking all the pedos running around the Disney World. And the drug dealings. And the human trafficking. And let's not forget the most scary villain of Disney -- Claude Frollo.
"That's kinda neat but I saw pictures on the internet" - amazing that he actually called it.
I was gonna say the same thing. xD
You did. Two years ago!
Now I know this is going to freak some folks out, but I'm about to talk about the book here for a second. You guys made a point that I thought was spot on, two acutaly about the food and the poop. Turns out that Michale C addressed both o those issues in the book. The fact that they took out the Compy's from the first movie is where they lost the issue of how the poop is dealt with. Compy's are created as dung eaters because the larger dino droppings weren't biodegradable due to the bacteria needed to break it down was dead along with the dinos. The Compys were "supposed" to be only there to eat the poop because their waste was biodegradable. However, the Compys were the first ones to start to breed without the teams knowledge, and they were a whole lot more of an integral part of the story than they were made out to be.
As for the food for the dinos they stated in the book that they literally had to ship in a metric fuck ton of food every two weeks to keep them fed. It was one of the first times that Hammond said spared no expense in the book also.
Batman Laughed Bless up.
Batman Laughed Man I love his books
Thank you. It's like they don't care about details, they only pretend too. It makes me question all thier videos.
They probably cut them out of the first movie because they didn't want to adapt the scene where they escape the island before Grant's beta test tour even starts, and ate a baby alive. Also, InGen thought it would be brilliant to use _cobra DNA_ to patch up their genetic code.
scientist creating little rat dinosaurs to eat shit - is this rick and morty
"Come play with the dinosaurs! Pet them! They want to play with you!" I always watch this video for that part. You can see Soren ready to laugh at that point.
Bro facts it's the funniest part
Did the just predict jurassic world in 2014?
I saw the same thing
Well it was a year from coming out, so not too hard there Sparky.
@@niamy1 Jurassic World 2 came out in 2018. This video was made in 2014...
They even got the cloning humans part.
Yes they did 😊
OH MY GOD THEY PREDICTED THE BIO-WEAPON THING FROM JURASSIC WORLD I'M FREAKING OUT
The writers of that movie probably took the idea from this video. After all stealing is the ultimate solution for a writer too lazy to do any decent work and I think the fact that the movie's writers were horribly lazy is pretty obvious.
@@creativedesignation7880 "Good artists borrow. Great artists steal."
-- Me
And how they also predicted the human cloning too.
Thats great they predicted an inside job from inGen. That's exactly what happens in Jurassic World.
Plus the genetically modified dinos to be more efficient predators
AND cloning humans
@@indiefruit They even have "Invisibility" up on the whiteboard in the "in-gen making bioweapons in dinos" cartoon scene.
I mean, the books do detail a lot of that and they came before the movie did.
and the whole bioweapon thing and the park actually opening
I love Daniel's absolutely scandalized look when Soren says that movies beat books. Especially because I gave the same exact expression!
Lol the glitter effect over the T-rexes ripping the guy apart made me laugh like an insane person xD
Goofy effects are my second favourite part of after hours. My favourite is Dan's terrible impressions.
There's a fan theory that the reason the Jurassic Park 3 Velociraptors look different from the first and second film is that mabye there are different TRIBES of raptors based on their behavior and image.There's the Lost World raptors that are less intelligent and more savage like the Nublar raptors and there's the JP3 raptors that are more intelligent and more social. It is speculated that the JP3 raptors are the ORIGINALS;the very first Ingen recreated when the first started cloning Dinosaurs.But the scientists thought they were too smart for there own good.So,They decided to tamper with the DNA.Then,there was probably a jinx in the sequence which led to them becoming more brutal and murderous;in other words,becoming the Nublar and Lost World Raptors.Does anybody agree with this theory? If not,then why?
or you know, the reason they stated in the book and movies... They had to fill in gaps in the DNA with current living species causing the dinosaurs to be a bit altered from their original form. OR the fact that "raptors" is a whole family of dinosaurs, not one species.
TUCKER DID IT
Pinata-man superpower
You know, I actually would pay to see a movie that follows the random cashiers and janitors at Jurassic World.
artistwithouttalent or the margarita man...
Jurassic Clerks
Forget movie, I want a full tv show. Like Powerless.
artistwithouttalent abso-flucking-lutley
You want to watch HBO's Westworld.
I love this show. I love everything about it, everyone who is in it, everyone who wrote it and everyone who is responsible for it. I hope it never ends.
Me too. Every day.
🥲
The people on the boat were killed by raptors that were also on the boat but that scene was deleted
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It was the baby trex
+Liberty Chapman-Viotto The baby T-Rex was already in Captivity and on the mainland, which is why Malcolm and Julianne Moore had to go find it in order to lure momma Rex. it's not like the baby T-rex was on the ship, the ship crashed, momma got loose, and someone said "well since mom's already running loose, I might as well go on the ship to get the baby. Life must go on."
Where did the raptors come from/go in this deleted scene
Maui Randall They were also being transported on the ship, broke free because "raptors." They then killed the crew and were able to sneak away once the ship crashed because um..."raptors," I guess? I'm being sarcastic. It's all contrived as hell
Daniel: salad, herbivore
Soren: chicken and fruit, omnivore
Michael:chicken fried fatty goodness, carnivore
Katie: "i'll have the soup..."
"DAAAAAAN SOREN'S TALKING ABOUT B O O K S"
There's a deleted scene where a raptor jumps off the boat carrying the rex, meaning that it was the one who ate the crew.
the where are they? we don't see them on the boat, don't tell me they ate all the crews and jump down the sea and swim back to the island.
Chickknight Greenleaf Well, probably everyone either ignored the little dinosaur eating people due to the giant dinosaur eating people, or everyone thought that they were the same dinosaur with different people talking about it and being confused. Then TWIST the raptor was pregnant, and long story short, hail satan.
Vicente Parker I think you mean hail raptor Jesus because SECOND TWIST the pregnant raptor was a Irgun named Mary.
How did a raptor carry a T. rex? They must be hella buff.
Thomas Degroat Their tiny arms don't look so tiny no more.
the staff of jurassic world must be a fan of after hours.. ingen actually have a bioweapon division XD
***** Too be fair. Almost every Hollywood moviehave a military guy that want's to make weapons of everything.
Antonio Lempjahhjne just like the reall world, because when you invent new things there's always the 3 golden questions. "kan i eat it?" "kan I fuck it?" and "kan i fuck things up with it?".
***** There is even invisibility written on the board at 5:46 ;)
So,how long has Ingen been cloning dinosaurs?
FFKonoko holy you are right XD
did somebody already mention that they are incorrect about Hammond coming back in the second book? Doesn't happen. I have read both books 4 times (I am a Crichton fan). Malcolm does come back in the second book, but they give an explanation for that.
The explanation is a *little* sketch Tbf but yeah no Hammond
OMG!!! what if Hammond's "grandkids" aren't his grandkids at all, but clones of Dr. Sattler and Grant or Malcolm?!
We never do meet the parents, do we?
**X-Files theme plays**
"I heard the fourth's one's gonna take place in a world where Jurassic Park is actually open"
He wasn't wrong...
Wasn't wrong about the human cloning either
@@oPHILOSORAPTORo It’s playing God. That’s what’s wrong.
But how the hell did they clone the prehistoric plants, mosquitos don't bite plants.
this comment has me cracking up every time i read it. :P
neosaneo2 What's so funny about it?
maybe they where vegetarian mosquitos gotta respect there life choices mate :)
I kinda hate myself for not thinking about that myself; kudos to you.
Giggle at the posties
Lightning in a bottle. Great cast and the edits are sublime and hilarious!
Dad wants us to pick up where he left off Killing People, Freeing Rexes. Making sure Life has help finding a way.
Michelle Evans Your reference: 10/10
So they're saying that Ingen has been cloning Dinosaurs since the late 60s or early 70s?
So,how long has Ingen been cloning dinosaurs?
Anthony Nunez hell if I know! ... I don't think you understood my reference.
Michelle Evans Supernatural?
Back when it was good? **sobs profusely**
I will always love Dan and Soren’s friendship.
Gay
The shadow corporation is Weyland Yutani. They're opening a hunting preserve for Predators. That's why the secretly added the cloaking ability to the Indominus Rex. They wanted something special. Something that would hunt them back.
I would watch the **** out of a "Jurassic Predators" movie.
D Rex was okay
but lost to T Rex
+Mr. Brand New Show with the help of raptors
+SkullBringsGaming And the big ass fish monster.
Yo image if that were true, it would be the biggest plot twist in the entire history of the universe.
I have rewatched these Cracked videos since they were released. I miss em and wish this show could have come back.
In relation to the dead crew of the ship, wasn't it revealed in a deleted scene or something that a pack of velociraptors snuck onto the boat and ate the crew?
I kind of figured that, but we never see them again so..
Yeah,the Raptors obviously took some of the crews clothes,jumped into the water and swam towards the city. They are really clever girls
+PlayingGoji They attracted the crew with their sexy legs.. clever girls.. xD
I think there's actually concept art for this scene that details a giant hole ripped open into the cabin area which explains how the Rex eats the folks holding on to remotes and wheels.
They were almost dead on for the fourth movie.
yeah, they really were
And the 5th...
I love that Momcorp is listed in those companies between China and God.
Rewatching the series in 2022. Still a perfect show.
5:57 John Hammond was killed by compys in the first book and did NOT return in The Lost World. He stayed dead. Ian Malcolm died in the first book but was brought back, having been revived or something. Been a while since I've read the books, but not long enough to forget them. Great reads that I'd recommend to everybody (especially the guys at Cracked, who must not've read them).
:P
Edit: I mixed up Malcolm and Grant for some reason, fixed that :P
Steven royally screws the book. Malcolm, Hammond and Muldoon all die in the book. Genarro does not. Speilberg ruins one of the best adult books ever by catering to kids, and sequels.
I meant Wu, not Muldoon. Been a year since i read it. The movie shouldnt even be called 'Jurrasic Park.' call it 'CG Dino UnScience Adventure'
Joshua is 100 percent correct and actually i was glad malcolm made it. I had seen the movies way before reading the books and i must say the lost world was really good compared to the movie. Made more sense and had a better flow.
I love this 'show' on this channel. It really makes me think about the movies I watch. Also makes me question all the absurdities of a film until I reach a conclusion that makes me so much happier about the 'error.' Just sayin'. I love you guys for doin' this.
you freaking predicted what the next jurassic park was going to be about!!!! good job man!!!
Hammonds character was still dead in the second book, and Malcom was stated that his death in the first book was only rumours due to how bad his condition was etc
Thank you! i've been searching comments hopeing I'd find this comment. I was gonna add it myself if i couldn't find one. Thank you, you just made my day.
mary weaver I'm glad to know that someone knows the materiel as well as myself. As much as i like cracked, and after hours, they sadly get some things wrong, i felt it needed to be pointed out as they were going from books and films but got info wrong. But its all there to read and know. Now i feel i am coming across a bit know it all etc, so will leave it at that, and finish saying, thank god its not just me who realised this mistake!
Its toltaly o.k:) I don't think you sound like a know it all. I love the books very much and am glad you caught it. I agree, Cracked sometimes gets some stuff wrong and sadly the comments are usually full of people who dont understand or are just causing crap. Its nice to find a compitent commenter
DJreject101 Sooo... just checking in. did you two end up hooking up since your back and fourth comments?
umm. no
holy shit, I am so going to watch it again with all of what they said in mind. It'll make it so more interresting
Cloning a person wouldn't give you an person with the same knowledge, being a biologist isn't in your DNA. There's really no reason to clone an scientist over just hiring a new one.
Merry Machiavelli I disagree. i think there is evidence to suggest otherwise.
roottruthseeker Like what? You might have a genetic predisposition to be a better rational thinker (maaaaybe), but you can't seriously believe that knowledge of palaeontology and molecular biology can be passed along in your genes?
Epigenetics would be the only thing that could potentially do that, but there is no way it would pass along such specific information.
You're right about knowledge not being genetic. And epigenetics passes along tendencies, not actual information.
tennisdude52278 I know, I just figured that they deserved a mention for being the only part of human genetics affected by the environment.
Merry Machiavelli So you're suggesting they ALSO developed equipment that could map the human brain and upload it to awaiting bodies. The implications are endless!
After hours is the reason I subscribed to cracked
This analysis is full of plot holes. When in Lost World did the Dinosaurs break out? They were free to roam the island? Storm in the second movie? That was just rain.
It's not in the movie, but in the books the Dinosaurs were hatched on this island. There were issues in the DNA that wouldn't allow most of them to reach full maturidy and they would die. So on lost worl island they were hatched and set loose to see if they would survive. If they did then they were taken to Jurrassic park. When all the shit went down in the 1st book and movie the japaneese stopped funding injen and they abanded the island thinking all te Dino's there would die. But obviously they didnt.
mary weaver
You're completely right, but there was no 'breaking out' of Dinosaurs on this second island, they were released into the wild to form a 'factory floor' for the first island.
mary weaver im pretty sure in the first book the costa rican government began to bomb the island as soon as they rescued grant, lex, timmy, etc. so they didn't just let the animals roam free.
I'm saying the Dinos on Site B were there already. They were born free on that island. They were the factory floor and were intended to eventually be shipped to Nublar
what about the lycine deficiency that they made the dinosaurs to have?were those not designed to have it or did they eventually adapt to not need the lycine
They brought back the original cast for Jurassic world, it wasn’t perfect but it was still cool. Jurassic park is one of the greatest cinematic masterpieces
If you cloned Ian Malcolm, you wouldn't get Ian Malcolm, you'd get the equivalent of his twin brother. Twins have identical DNA but they are far from identical and that even when they are raised through the same age and same family. Twins raised separately aren't just completely different in personality and politics and even mental ability but even in appearance.
Anyone watching this during 2020 pandemic?
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When in Jurassic Park 2 when all the people on the ship died I thought it was Raptors, like they snuck onboard and killed everyone then went below deck looking for more food or something and the T-Rex killed them.
It was raptors. But that side plot got cut out from the finish product
Why the fuck would they cut that out? That would have made the boat scene more sense cuz a T. rex couldn't have killed the captain holding the helm. Thanks for the info
Well, Chano, no idea. Run time, i guess.
ChanoCYBER9Avila Run time was most likely after all hollywood had not prepped us yet for 3 hour movies.
@Vonnis Only the rough cut. It's locked up in a cutting room somewhere
I always assumed that the reason the boat had all those dead bodies on it wasn't because of the T-Rex, or the rival company, but because there were Raptors on the boat, Raptors that hid when the boat reached the dock & escaped into the world, to populate the world with intelligent Raptors that could breed.
Everyone knows the "shadow company" is UMBRELLA CORP.
It is explicitly stated in the book that none of the large dinosaurs are fully grown. They are all smaller than full sized adults.
Also, Malcolm did not die in the first book. Hammond did, but he was not mentioned in the second book, except in past tense.
You are referencing the books which the movies are based; Dan is referencing the books which are based off of the movies. Yes, there are two sets of books, yes one is the bases of the movies, yes there's one based off of the movies.
Really? That's weird, why would they write a second set of books based on the movie and then differ them enough to make the giant plot holes that they're pointing out?
kenruneck Because Michael Crichton wanted to capitalize on the movies.
Still doesn't explain why they would kill Malcolm and Hammond and then bring them back when they didn't die in the movie. Seems like really bad marketing. I'm glad I never knew about them before.
4:37 wasn't there a baby rex? What if the baby rex ate them before getting stolen or whatever happened to the little guy?
Clever girl. Absolutely brilliant analysis!
All I want for Christmas is a new After Hours episode every week for the rest of my life.
Remember the Jurrasic park game where you run the park?
Ahh yes I remember that awesome game
hahahaha xD Js, what is a chuck'e cheese? (i'm british) and remember when you play the game and the dinosaurs get loose?
I loved that game. :)
Especially the part where you can delete all the cage walls, grab some popcorn..
Starpilot149
OMG yes. I like your thinking :P
Pharaoh J
Hahaha is it like an arcade or some shit?
4:50 In the books, it was escaped raptors that killed the crew and also got loose and attacked the town. Alas, this was not added to the movie and thus, major plothole.
that entire scene didn't happen in the books.
I will say out of all 3 movies, the biggest plot hole that haunts my brain to this day is the slaughterhouse that took place on that boat, especially in the helm. How does a dinosaur 3-4 times the size of that tiny room tear everyone to shreds but the room and control panels are perfectly fine.
Funniest thing for me (which I wish they had brought up) was finding out that in real life, the velociraptor made famous by the film was actually about the size of a miniature poodle.
There's a deleted scene where the raptors jump aboard, and then leave after feeding, noticing the ship moving.
I do not know how it took me so long to find this channel. I fricken love this channel. Time to binge watch all of the videos. See you in a few days.
Hey guys...hate to point this out, but it was actually Injen that took the dinosaurs off the island. Hammond lost control of the company to another guy, and he decided to go in and take the dinosaurs off the island to take to the zoo in San Diego. The rival company only showed up in the first book.
"a company whose technological prowess ranges from China to GOD" fucking killed me
Remember in the first JP, when the T-rex walked out of his cage, then Grant and the girl go up to the cage, and now there's a 100ft drop? What's up with that?
Go watch cinemasins. They did a video on JP and mentioned just that
Why do I need to watch that video when I just stated it, from memory?
***** what mistakes are in the space odyssey?
Maybe the movie is actually a montage of the different cloned test runthroughs. In one, there was a drop, in the other they changed that variable to see how it plays out..... :-P
That would be an AWESOME concept!
I laugh at how sweet and grandfatherly Hammond is in the movies. He's such a pos in the book.
2 errors. 1) Dr. Malcom is only PRESUMED dead but is rescued as mentioned in the second book. Though he survives the first novel, he is left crippled with a cane.
2) Hammond dies in the first book and was never brought back in the Lost World novel.
I expected a lil more research for this one guys.
Malcolm died in the original novel - it's stated point blank that he's dead. Crichton just retconned when he wrote Lost World.
cgjthoma Exactly. Authors make mistakes, too.
Hey remember when this channel was good? Remember when someone bought it out and said "we're gonna fire everyone and change everything." Great job guys.
I think Michael wins this one, due to his allusion towards that shadowy rival company that seems to have some influence on every Jurassic Park movie.
Daniel: 15
Soren: 10
Katie: 10
Michael: 15
Dude do you go around to literally every video they make and make a score cause that's amazing
hazim fraitekh
Yes. Just out of fun.
OK I have a theory that you're Dan O'Brian cause hear me out he keeps the shit that they say as a record and operates tallys about these conversations so you're just posting your results right?
that company is called biogen.
3:15 Was... Was that Shield from Marvel and Momcorp from Futurama? This is one of the reasons I love these videos.
They never brought Hammond back in the books. He died in the first one and that was that, he didn't die in the first movie so there was no reason not to put him in the second. Ian never "officially" dies in the first book, it's heavily implied he did but not open stated. And in the second they explain that at first the doctors did pronounce him dead, but later realized he still alive.
Now that I've seen Jurassic World, this video is more on point than ever.
"T. Rex took twenty years to fully mature"
Um, nope. Last I checked, the stat was that T. Rex _lived_ about twenty to twenty-five years.
bigfatcarp93 P.S. the rival company is called Biosyn.
+bigfatcarp93 Tyrannosaurus' growth profile involved a crazy teenage growth spurt between ages 12 and 18 (individuals like Jane)...and Sue is the oldest known individual, dying of trichomonosis at age 28. :) just saying...just adding it in...also a large Brachiosaurus could reach near-adult sizes in between ten to twenty years and keep growing slowly for many more...I think Troodon's growth profile is known. Grew up slower than most modern birds but faster than crocodilians, had mainly precocial or semi-precocial offspring so maybe the growth of a Deinonychus can be estimated using that I guess?...I...sorry for interrupting, even I dunno why I began this lol
john xiong*Very* educated, though. As in, with mountains of evidence. At this point, we know so much for pretty much sure that anyone who points out the whole "technically it's an educated guess" thing tends to look like more of a fool.
but the trex from the first movie, appears in Jurassic World which takes place over 20 years later
Joseph Ben-Obasa Yes. Because Jurassic Park is so well known for scientific accuracy. Besides, she could easily have been five in the first movie (animals that live such a short amount of time would also obviously grow to adulthood faster.). Not to mention many animals live longer in captivity.
I almost died of laughter at the "This job has worked 0 days without an accident" sign from TF2. XD
0:40 I laughed so hard at how they were in synch
4:30 I thought it was the raptors that got on. Then the raptors didnt appear afterwards, and i got confused
There was a deleted sequence in the second movie where raptors are on the boat as well as the t-rex. They are the ones that killed the crew.
The real question is: how the hell did Jurassic Park get public liability insurance more than once?
@Cracked would love to see you guys take another look at this considering the Jurassic World movie where ingen is shown to try to turn dinos into biological weapons.
Plothole for me: In order for the dinosaurs to eat the plants, they would have to be plants from their diet. They would need to genetically clone the plants first, then grow them as invasive species on the island chain for at least 20-30 years just to have enough plant life for the herbivores to each without keeling over dead from poisoning. In fact, Ellie points this out because the plants are highly toxic to humans and modern animals. If the plants are also subject to the rapid growth alterations, the plants would be visibly growing on screen in places.
So if they cloned the dinosaurs in the 60s, holy shit they had prehistoric plants during WWII
@@pandaandthegecko5480 Which led to the psychedelic research in years to follow and the proliferation of hallucinogens! 😱
I don't know if someone said this already but originally, in Jurassic Park 2, there were supposed to be a couple of raptors on board with the T rex that got lose and ate the crew but the filmmakers decided not to put them in at the last moment.
Watching in 2020 and man did they get a lot right here
I'm sorry but I can only see this guy as American Harry Potter now...
Right?
I'm actually pretty sure that JK Rowling based Harry off of Michael Swaim
Soren doing dino hands with Daniel at 0:42 even while they're fighting is perfect
Baby blue whales gain about 200 lbs a day. That's 73000lb per year. Why. Super nutritious, high fat mild, and , genetics. So. Just tweak the genetics. Provide the little dinos with special food and, possible. A t-rex adult would only be about 10,000 lb. That's less than two months at 200 lb per day. If you can do the science the physics must work, because blue whales do it all the time.
oops. That's "high fat MILK".
Or they could have fed the T. rex dying dinos that were too sick to save or too weak for an attraction that could have solve that problem
Dave Robson Also look at chickens as an example. Using selective breeding they can now grow 4 times as big in half the time as a chicken from 50 years ago. If InGen was already tweaking the dino DNA then I don't think it would have been that hard for them add some genes to make them grow faster. Then it's just a matter of providing food. ChanoCYBER9Avila Exactly! The tropical island full of plants feeds the herbivores. The weak, sick, or dead herbivores feed the carnivores. Virtually no food costs. Feeding them goats and cows was probably just a show for the guests.
The problem I see tho with your theory is that extinct plants and modern plants are very different and can affect the Dinos in a bad way I mean like the difference between a human eating raw steak and a well done stake
ChanoCYBER9Avila True but InGen also cloned extinct plants. After the helicopter lands on the island and before they see their first dinosaur Ellie picks a leaf and examines it.
ELLIE (cont'd)(still looking at the leaf)"This species of vermiform has been extinct since the cretaceous period. This thing - -"
She brings up the extinct plants again when they sit down for lunch.
"The question is: how much can you know about an extinct ecosystem, and,
therefore, how could you assume you can control it? You have plants right
here in this building, for example, that are poisonous.
You picked them because they look pretty, but these are aggressive living
things that have no idea what century they're living in and will defend
themselves. Violently, if necessary."
In the second novel it is stated that InGen had a special facility for breeding plants for the park.
"invisibility" being on inGen's whiteboard is kinda painfully funny in retrospect.
Or wait, had that part of Jurassic world been leaked at this point? If anyone would have known it would be Dan
The simplest solution is usually the correct one: a lot of people are stupid.
kevnar Well the scientists did spell Tyrannosaurus Rex and Stegosaurus wrong on the DNA test tubes.
Automaton Good catch! Watched "Jurassic Park" many times and never noticed that.
Never blame on malice what can be explained by stupidity.
That still doesn't answer the question of who killed the people on the boat. Even 10 year old me seeing that the first itme was like "Bwuh...? But how did the Trex do that?"
i like that the cups are clear and the water ripples like in jurassic park when they bump the table in the video, nice job!
Haha nice, one of their "scientific advancements of the last 50 years" was the movie Troy xD
I think it's supposed to be HD-DVD they're making fun of
They actually prove in the latest Jurassic world movie that they weren't only cloning dinosaurs, so good on them for coming up with that theory
raise your hand if you're rewatching this in 2023
2024, but yeah
Raise your hand if you'd forgotten about Enron
I think you missed that the shadow company from the first movie was different from the second movie, where it was InGen itself. Also the Malcolm retcon was because Spielberg pressured him into making a second book for him to disregard in the making of his own sequel. Hammond was not resurrected in the book in any way.
Holy shit, they called Jurassic World back in May of 2014.
I wish this channel was still up and running. An After Hours discussion on Fallen Kingdom would've been great.
it was raptors who killed the crew (deleted scene for runtime reasons) but ot does make more sense
Does anyone else think that Soren and Dan could possibly be the same person, but with 2 separate personalities that are near opposites? Think about it, they both know quite a bit of pop culture ( along with Katie and Michael ) but Soren and Dan throughout the series have done the same thing at times ( Like eating something at the same time, or even saying the same thing at the same time ) Soren picks on Dan multiple times throughout the videos on being weird while Soren is basically the "Awesome" guy. Dan takes notes and studies for everything, studying up online and making flashcards while Soren is cool and relaxed, adding his input and opinions as the conversation progresses. All though this is a theory, I thought it would be a cool theory to share. :)
Holy shit that human clone theory is great.
This jus ages better and better with each passing sequel
2:55 the dinosaurs on the second island were never in cages.
I miss this youtube show so much
Pause at 3:07 look at the Burger King bag they added in 😂
Ha, hahahahha, Oh man that's rich. The big BK sign in the background just wasn't enough. Gotta pay for that sweet sweet early 90s CGI
1:40 Dan, you just countered your own argument. If they aren't eating more or faster than any other animals, than that means they aren't eating an insane amount. They're eating either the same amount that they naturally would (and there is a limit to the number of dino's on the island) or they've been modified to not need to eat as much
yo what if there isn't ust a trex on the boat. the trex is in the lower compartment but what if they brought over another scary smaller, smarter dino one ina cage on the upper deck, a raptor. a raptor is perfect easy size and prpably had it tranquerlised and woke up and killed all the crew, smart enought to get in and around the boats doors and when crashing into the dock got spooked and saw ton of people rushing the boat jump ship swam for it. it can make sense too, a lone raptor could make it in the wild using drains or the coast line to run quicky out of the city to the counrty where it could lived freely. Prehaps one day running into another raptor in the world with a blue streek along its neck and mating with it.
Ugh.My heart...i miss you guys you gotta give us more AFTER HOURS *SOBBING*
Actually, exporting dino-doodoo could be big business. You could export it as high end fertilizer for corporate duche bags. ijs...
3:03 that "0 days without an accident" sign was lifted directly from a TF2 texture.
As a 7 year old geek when this franchise started, I knew they hella fucked up on which dinos were around at the same time...or even in the Jurassic...or that a T-Rex was not a motion sensitive camera with massive jaws. Is that sad cuz I'm an ubernerd or cuz a small child poked holes in the damn plot 25 mins in then fell asleep in the theater? Possibly both?
In the book the corporation that created the park wasn't interested In the real Jurassic age or the time line they just wanted the most marketable dinosaurs.
I knind knew the ages were off too, but I figured "jurrasic park" was just a catchy name the marketing department came up with. Who really cares about the ages?
Connor O'Brien sounds better than Cretaceous Park
Joe Smith That's worse. I remember an article about the huge differences in the movies and book. I know that's not unusual cuz Hollywood thinks we're all idiots with short attention spans. Still 90 seconds of throw away dialogue could have explained that. And most of these plot holes come to think of it.
Listening after the Jurassic World movies, I think the writers and producers listened to this...