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  • @omnise
    @omnise 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    My mom once pointed out that John Travolta dances in basically every movie he's in, even if it's just three seconds of him twirling his co-star because his character is frisky.

  • @pjpless2
    @pjpless2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Someone forgot that Leonardo DiCaprio likes to Raise His Glass In All of His Films. Also, Shia LeBeouf likes to say "No, no, no, no, no!" in his films.

    • @flawed_fluke
      @flawed_fluke ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Brad Pitt is always eating!

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shia LeBeouf should say "No, no, no, no, no!" when asked to act in films.

  • @AlexanderComics
    @AlexanderComics 10 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Tom Hanks said that one of his most awkward moments was when he was in the bathroom stall and Tom Selleck was in the stall next to him and he said "I guess were a bunch of peeing Toms." Tom Selleck I guess wasn't impressed. So there's that.

    • @darkmetal247
      @darkmetal247 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      but what a pun opportunity!!!

    • @Alex-fu4md
      @Alex-fu4md 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Tom Hanks really likes taking the piss
      3 years late, Alex. You'll get 'em next time

    • @chilIychilI
      @chilIychilI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Broo 🤣🤣🤣

    • @piemuggs
      @piemuggs ปีที่แล้ว

      HANKS!……(secrets)

  • @BV-os3dr
    @BV-os3dr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow lives the same day over and over until he can make his running perfect and if he doesn't run the right way he kills himself so he can do it again.
    A movie about Toms' best run

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @Raytrek79
      @Raytrek79 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Benny T. Valley oh my god, his peegasm moment, the perfect run.

    • @savagebeast5483
      @savagebeast5483 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur profile pic is weird

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @daddysnake5250
      @daddysnake5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      speedrun: the movie

  • @dourecognizemefrom2014
    @dourecognizemefrom2014 9 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Benedict Cumberbatch almost always plays an arrogant man who is smarter then basically everyone else in the movie.

    • @neolithiumproduction
      @neolithiumproduction 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He played a dragon. =P (but you are right. xD)

    • @Cursed_Mark
      @Cursed_Mark 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Belanca Rosier Exceptions: The Other Boleyn Girl, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, War Horse, The Hobbit Trilogy

    • @seanelliott9484
      @seanelliott9484 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Belanca Rosier An incestuous cousin with "issues" in "August, Osage County"

    • @chairmanMeovw
      @chairmanMeovw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Belanca Rosier I want to see a movie where Benedict Cumberbatch plays an arrogant man... and then scuttles off to play everyone else in the movie Hahahaha (sry)

    • @mellodees3663
      @mellodees3663 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Nathan Zimmerman In the Hobbit he's an arrogant dragon who believes himself better than anyone else.

  • @mrb00gedyb00
    @mrb00gedyb00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Mel Gibson crying about his dead wife. Lethal Weapon. Mad Max. The Patriot. Braveheart. Signs. Edge of Darkness. Etc.

    • @haleyspence
      @haleyspence 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Marc Spector It's more believable that someone married Mel Gibson if they die shortly after.

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Marc Spector In The Patriot, I thought he cried over his dead son?

    • @mrb00gedyb00
      @mrb00gedyb00 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      jjmah7 I thought his wife died too.

    • @jjmah7
      @jjmah7 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marc Spector well I think he's presented in the film as a widower. I don't recall if they depicted her death in the film, but they might have. Either way, Heath Ledger had a girl's haircut so basically the same thing even so!

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Marc Spector Mel Gibson having an unhealthy focus on the intriguing minutia of physical violence for no real plot or character reasons

  • @TheFubbick
    @TheFubbick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    What about Brad Pitt always eating something for no reason? Lollipops, fruit, chewing gum etc. etc.etc.

    • @Georg360s
      @Georg360s 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Probably something he learned in actor school to appear more human and sincere

    • @TheFubbick
      @TheFubbick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Georg K. I seriously doubt that acting school trach a class on how to eat food in every single one of your movies to appear humane.
      Brad Pitt can be a great actor and doesn't need to appear humane by eating things. Look at his performances in Interview with the Vampire or Meet Joe Black. He's got humane down to a tee and doesn't need a gimmick as strange as eating to help his performance along.

    • @Georg360s
      @Georg360s 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** yeah because he eats humans blood throughout the whole movie.... And yes they to teach stuff like that in drama every "special" actor has it's signature move. It is Brad Pitts to eat and Tom Cruises to run cool...

    • @TheFubbick
      @TheFubbick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Georg K. You clearly don't remeber the movie at all if you think he drank human blood the whole way through; his respect for human life and the unwillingness to surrender to becoming a hunter of humans is the very center of the story, ffs.
      And no, I highly doubt that actors if this calibre would STILL rely on such cheap tricks when they can basically just phone in every performance they do from now on as they have reached massive wealth long, long ago and don't actually need to keep acting; at this point its more for fun rather than for pay.
      Another much more plausible theory to Pitt's eating I hear was that he's a chainsmoker and when he can't smoke on set he eats instead to keep the need for smoking at bay.
      Sounds much more logical than 'my drama teacher said I should eat stuff to look humane regardless of what character I play'.

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In Fight Club Brad's even munching on something really crunchy while talking to himself on the phone.

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Peter Dinklage being a dwarf. Every fucking time.

    • @josiahmycousin
      @josiahmycousin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes.

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +whynottalklikeapirat Have you seen any Peter Dinklage movie?

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Giuliani
      It's sort of implied, I'd say

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whynottalklikeapirat No, I'm pretty sure that he intentionally avoids taking rolls like that, as he doesn't want to really be known as just a short guy who plays dwarves, but as a more serious actor.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      John Giuliani
      I understand your point of course. I was not implying he has somehow going for a medieval circus act. I was making what is known as a joke based on the idea that we can't escape our physical nature.

  • @JBWarner86
    @JBWarner86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Thinking about the Tom Hanks/pee connection, I was trying to find an example from the Toy Story movies, but I didn't think there was one (toys don't pee, after all). And then it hit me: in Toy Story 3, Woody escapes Sunnyside Daycare through the restroom and almost falls in a toilet. It took 'em three movies, but they finally worked it in.

  • @nicolasbsmith78
    @nicolasbsmith78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    OMG, I never realized that Tom Cruise runs in ALL of his movies, and Tom Hanks has piss in ALL of his!!! Damn, you guys are good!!!

    • @lucieb6309
      @lucieb6309 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well for Cruise, I think it's because he's a great athlete or something. I have to admit, he has a great technic. He may have a couple of records. So in every movie, if we see him running , he touch a lot more in cash.
      Aaaaaand for Hanks, I'd say he just love to be paid to pee on screen. Can't argue with that. And I didn't see it before, it's quiet a blowmind.

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** Haven't you seen "Family Guy"? Tom Cruise runs in all his movies to get away from his gay thoughts, or that's a theory anyway. :)

    • @nicolasbsmith78
      @nicolasbsmith78 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL!

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just hope he doesn't sue me. :)

    • @blindsightedkill
      @blindsightedkill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tom Hanks still does it. In Captain Phillips he says he has to pee in order to escape.

  • @BJRoes
    @BJRoes 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Leonardo Decapro is always the tragic character in all of his movies. The moment you see him on the screen, you can safely foreshadow that he is ether going to die, will/has lose(d) something, or has a lower quality of life.

    • @basquat76
      @basquat76 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And he likes to get into peoples faces and yell and the top of his lungs.

    • @iamtiainwonderland
      @iamtiainwonderland 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in both Titanic and Gatsby he ends up dead in the water...

    • @beeresident
      @beeresident 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      like in gatsby, titanic, departed, the wolf of wall street, the aviator, shutter island django unchained, quick and the dead, Tottal eclipse, and blood diamond?

    • @jamesbaker6857
      @jamesbaker6857 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      beeresident not sure if you're trying to disprove what he's saying, but if you are most of those films what he saying is true. Titanic and Great Gatsby he dies. Shutter island he's insane then sane again then dies. Wolf of wall Street he goes to prison and loses millions.

    • @BJRoes
      @BJRoes 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did it? \:|

  • @jeniluver
    @jeniluver 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I think it is funny how amused Soren is at his own joke. I do that all the time, I seem to find myself funnier than anyone else finds me.

    • @3ffinawesome459
      @3ffinawesome459 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that just means you aren't funny

  • @saraha180
    @saraha180 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Soren's bit about I P Freely is legit hilarious.

    • @TheUltimateBatninja
      @TheUltimateBatninja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it's when he keeps laughing and Dan just looks at him in disappointment that kills me

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for pointing that out.

  • @101SAVIOR
    @101SAVIOR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    During the Times Square scene, while David is running next to a building with glass walls. If you look very carefully at the next sequence of frames, you can make out a line of people at the window watching the filming of the movie. Crowe thought about digitally removing them in post-production, but decided it fit the theme of "subtle paranoia" and left them in

  • @michaelclavelli1409
    @michaelclavelli1409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I wonder why Shia LaBeouf almost always has a scene where he's pounding a computer monitor while shouting "no no No No NO!!".

  • @morphman86
    @morphman86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I first noticed this about 10 years ago, when I saw two films in a row with a Swedish actor, whose name I for the life of me cannot remember.
    I noticed that in both films he was playing a gritty cop and in both films he was introduced by slowly rotating his head towards the camera while eating fast food, halfway through a bite, mouth full of food, trying to talk through the food without spilling any.
    I watched some more films with him and even when he's not the main character, he's always, always having at least one scene (sometimes more) where he does that.
    So I started noticing other actors having similar things going on. I called them their Actor TICS. (TICS being unvoluntary muscle movements most people suffer from, a twitching or a shake under some circumstances)

  • @DXDragon38
    @DXDragon38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I swear I love rewatching this particular After Hours so much, it's so true.
    I can't help but see the similarities in so many of an actor's movies ever since watching this.
    I miss this.

  • @joey4track
    @joey4track 10 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I think Swaim is slowly turning into a garden gnome

    • @Mister_B_
      @Mister_B_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You would know a thing or two about garden gnomes, wouldn't you McGuirk?

    • @joey4track
      @joey4track 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. B haha lol!

    • @chrislepera6541
      @chrislepera6541 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought he was copying captain sully

  • @oucyan
    @oucyan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Forgot the Adam Sandler movies. Almost all of them have this one guy going: "You can Do it!!!" at the climax.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      No kidding. Good call. I find myself quoting that phrase all of the time, often not remembering where it came from.

    • @proctormccaw8753
      @proctormccaw8753 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Adam Sandler's obvious granny fetish?

    • @rustyhorner3410
      @rustyhorner3410 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats a huge b!tch!

    • @demetriuscolburn252
      @demetriuscolburn252 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you say is true.

  • @eastpittsburgh68
    @eastpittsburgh68 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    People stop asking for more after hours. This is a monthly thing, and they do a good job in research and preparation for this series. I'd rather wait one month and have a quality episode than have this weekly and it be forced and not have as many titbits of information that they do.

  • @faulmel7168
    @faulmel7168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sean Bean does this thing where he always dies.

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      R.I.P Sean Bean

    • @benbiaggi5365
      @benbiaggi5365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's been in plenty of films where he doesn't, but that immediately marks it down as terrible (pixels, Percy Jackson etc)

    • @pepeknamornik9283
      @pepeknamornik9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he doesn't die in his movies.... if you watch them backwards

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how much Soren was laughing at his own joke 😂😂😂

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The "Pee"k of his career.

  • @SPACAR-RESCUE
    @SPACAR-RESCUE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Tommy Lee Jones is ALWAYS chasing someone.
    Every movie... the guy is just chasing someone down.

    • @BemusedExpression
      @BemusedExpression 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +johnathon918 Do you think it's because he looks kind of like a bloodhound?

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fugitive, Men in Black, No Country for Old Men, yep that checks out.

  • @lorriesmith6174
    @lorriesmith6174 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's funny, every time someone on TV or a movie is grocery shopping, they always have French Bread and a bunch of flowers in their carts. Why not, oh, Fruit Loops?

    • @kakins
      @kakins 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      because fruit loops could be consider advertising and the fruit loop would want some of the movie profits. By using french bread and flowers movie makers avoid all the garbage.

    • @Timmoux
      @Timmoux 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      So if some multi-national bakery corporation manages to copyright french bread, then movies are pretty much fucked...

    • @Timmoux
      @Timmoux 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lorrie Smith I never realised that before, but you're right!

    • @MrAatch
      @MrAatch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's shorthand. Very few common objects stick out of bags, baskets and carts like those do. It signals to the viewer immediately that the contents of that bag are unimportant and inconsequential. They *could* use something else, but there isn't much that is both innocuous and obvious.
      It's related to the film-principle "Chekhov's Gun" (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekhov%27s_gun) which says that every element should be important to the narrative, or not be there.

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know! Apparently you have to prove you are grocery shopping by having a huge loaf of bread poking out of your cart or bag. I have never been able to eat french bread since seeing footage from a puppet compilation of a man on a bicycle battle a giant inflatable monster puppet with a baguette...

  • @derfelalternate4857
    @derfelalternate4857 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jennifer Lawrence is always a depressed young adult who is carrying the family on her shoulders: Hunger Games, Joy, Silver Linings Playbook.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      YO there's another one called Lovely Bones... That's fuckig weird

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Magic Man Typecasting, my friend. Although, the movie Passengers suggests she probably won't be like that kind of character at all. Well, not the carrying the family on her shoulders part, anyway.

    • @MarchingGrrl
      @MarchingGrrl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Winters bone

  • @WyldstaarStudios
    @WyldstaarStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    JJ Abram's weird thing isn't lens flare. It's red spheres of death.
    Alias- The Mueller Device
    Mission Impossible III- The Rabbit's Foot
    Star Trek- Red Matter

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THANK YOU SOREN!! I challenge any Star Trek fan to endure a drinking game - The rules: You have to do a shot EVERY time JJ throws a torch across the camera. Try to get half an hour into the first remake before passing out in the toilet.

  • @blind-rk6fl
    @blind-rk6fl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Tom hanks pisses in "Big" it's how he realizes he's big

  • @ieatorbs
    @ieatorbs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You guys are collecting some good observations here, keep it up. It's funny, infotainment. Use your brains and critical thinking skills, it's a good idea.

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I wonder if Tom Hanks wanted Woody to have a peeing scene in Toy Story, but the guys at Pixar denied it because of the simple logic that Toys can't pee . . . . well . . .unless you're a hilariously inappropriate girl's baby doll.

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you wanted to get slightly metaphorical, Woody pisses all over Buzz's delusions of flight for most of the movie.

    • @Rkenichi
      @Rkenichi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like Tom Hanks has a woody for peeing.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TomboTime Inappropriate? When I was a kid, all my sister's dolls did that.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Rkenichi Hard to pee with a woody

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +whynottalklikeapirat HA HA HA!

  • @kasper2212ify
    @kasper2212ify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This it why i subscribe to cracked after hours is The best

  • @Actionfan19
    @Actionfan19 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    how about the fact that Johnny Depp is always playing someone who's not ok in the head.

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well...

    • @TheLowBrassDude
      @TheLowBrassDude 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does that include Glenn Lantz?

    • @sashimiroll1656
      @sashimiroll1656 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot like him

    • @facetsofspacey4159
      @facetsofspacey4159 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Playing"

    • @tinseltina
      @tinseltina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not in "chocolat" he was just kinda mysterious and had commitment issues (unless you count that)

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone else notice how many falls Daniel takes over this series? He is not afraid to just take a tumble as character illustration!

  • @oshomroni
    @oshomroni 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You guys aren't the first to mention Tom Cruise's running: Family Guy mentioned it before, explaining it as "running away from his gay thoughts". Seriously, no idea where the theory of Tom Cruise being gay came from, but both Family Guy and South Park mentioned it

  • @SpinningcatOMG
    @SpinningcatOMG 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can After Hours have a meta episode on After Hours? I feel like they could have a good 5 minutes just talking about what the waitress did in the background this episode.

  • @matthewpeers4229
    @matthewpeers4229 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Harrison Ford always points at shit when he's mad as Hell in movies

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He also Shoots FIrst.

  • @improveverywhere
    @improveverywhere 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Good stuff from our friends at Cracked.

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    huh. the tom hanks bit just opened my eyes... it's true 😑

    • @zatoth13
      @zatoth13 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah-the only time he does not pee in is one where he is a bunch of digital characters

  • @XPcandycane
    @XPcandycane 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    after hours is cracked best segment!! love you guys!! more after hours!!

  • @jdw99
    @jdw99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Every Daniel Day Lewis movie has a scene with him screaming like a crazy person.

    • @danzigrulze5211
      @danzigrulze5211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jdw99 I was wandering who DeCaprio got it from, dammit how did this get by me. DeCaprio didn't start screaming in all of his movies until Gangs of New York, wait the director of that movie was, oh shit never mind. The one I love always, Tom Cruise riding on a motorcycle.

    • @jdw99
      @jdw99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Danzig Rulze
      Jeff Goldblum will always have to explain something complicated.

    • @joy_villa
      @joy_villa 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      jdw99 hahhahaha so true!

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jdw99 and ummmmmm.....do it with lots of ummm....hand talking and ummm pauses...yes ;)

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +jdw99 I DRINK YOU MILKSHAKE!

  • @KellyBoo79
    @KellyBoo79 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Samuel L. Jackson being angry and loud.

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kmbkb He's the Ray Lewis of Movies. The official mascot of Blackmanity. ;)

    • @illxst7140
      @illxst7140 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Samuel L Jackson having to have every one of his props say "bad mother fucker"

    • @missytrix24
      @missytrix24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And sassy

  • @petevangrimm
    @petevangrimm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh, oh! Let me do a couple!
    Anthony Hopkins is always the cleverest guy in the room. No matter the situation (even if he does fall victim to his own arrogance, as is the case in most of his villain turns), he is always at least one step ahead of everyone else in either wisdom or wit.
    Mark Wahlberg is always super earnest about his motivations. Whatever drives him, be it love, some lofty goal, revenge or whatever else, he is always sure of his course of action, even if that course of action turns out to be the wrong one in the end.
    This is fun, I like this.

  • @skatinwhenican
    @skatinwhenican 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Every few years, I have to binge watch *After Hours* again. It’s sadly one of my favorite things that stopped production. I understand the background reasons, but it’s sad.

  • @TheZombiejohn75
    @TheZombiejohn75 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Best show on TH-cam.

  • @TheCherubim67
    @TheCherubim67 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    all of a sudden i had to pee real bad, had to run towards the bathroom but it's 10 feet away, got spooked from the light for a sec and while looking down at the toilet, i thought to myself, "man, i have some really good feet."

    • @Despair505
      @Despair505 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you had a Tom Hank's signature enjoyable peeing?

    • @TheCherubim67
      @TheCherubim67 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah i couldn't pee for days. felt like i had been pissing razorblades before.

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Glad to see these again. Tarantino thing weirds me out, I never understood those guys that are into feet.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Playfulpanthress Yeah, I can dig it, we all have our vices. I just can't wrapped my head around it. I understand women who like getting their toes sucked the same way people like having oral sex performed on them but I don't understand the people who are happy to perform it for reasons other than pleasing their partner. I mean, not to be personal, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to please my woman in that way but, if I can do it without any of those things, so much the better for me.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Playfulpanthress Sorry for the long wait. I get that it feels good, I just don't get why. It does nothing for me other than the sense that I'm pleasuring my partner to perform oral sex. It's like a massage, I'm just doing work for their benefit. I guess it's maybe due to the fact that I view sex in more of a practical light than others today.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Right but that explains the women who like getting their toes sucked, but what about guys like Tarantino who seemingly gets off on sucking them? This would still be the same dynamic as giving and receiving oral sex. The performer isn't having anything stimulated.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Playfulpanthress This is what I mean by you don't know me, I detest religion so please refrain from projecting your views on me since I haven't done so to you.
      Again, there's a purpose for everything in the universe and for everything we do. We eat because we're hungry, we drink because we're thirsty, we have sex continue ourselves as a species. Food and sex are basic thought processes and the reason they're basic is to ensure that all people feel the need to survive and continue as a species. As human beings who are supposed to be more than mere animals, we're supposed to be able to aspire to achieve more than just survival. Think about it, the people who achieve anything of real significance in society, even today, are those that forgo a "love life" in some way or have one that's different and more practical than others.
      If you don't believe that western society has taken a sharp decline then look at the numbers. We live in a nation of single parents and obesity because society has shifted the focus from rising above and building to self indulgence and instant gratification like all empires before and we know what happens to every empire in history once they reach that level. Hell, we can't even properly educate our children anymore.
      Now, taking the topic off of me and my views and back to where it started. I never said that I don't understand to desire to please your partner if you care about them because I know that sex is a pleasurable experience and, like all pleasurable things, people like to share that with people they care about. What I don't get are the people do things like perform oral sex or suck toes for the sake of those actions and those actions alone.

    • @Gootothesecond
      @Gootothesecond 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Damn, I' was leaving this alone but that was funny. Fucked up but funny.

  • @MrEandc4life
    @MrEandc4life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sauren laughing hysterically at his own joke about ip freeling is my everything right now

  • @Wow-cr2ll
    @Wow-cr2ll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    YOU CANT CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS

    • @sky.mp4
      @sky.mp4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      (In stereotypical gay voice) Oh yes we can!

    • @xenawarriornegress9932
      @xenawarriornegress9932 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Hipster Link Explores the Internet hahahahahah noooo hahaha im dying!!

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +S1N1C4L Oh **YASSSS** we can.

    • @sky.mp4
      @sky.mp4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shmaples No, yas is one of the cringiest words in existence.

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      S1N1C4L I was being the stereotypical gay just like you.

  • @TheOriginalDalamanza
    @TheOriginalDalamanza 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Jim Carey being...Jim Carey

    • @Bonker_
      @Bonker_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheOriginalDalamanza I never thought of it that way....

    • @jinxie712
      @jinxie712 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +TheWolverineiscool _ That's quite literal because in some of his movies his name is actually Jackie Chan.

    • @aquaislyfe9510
      @aquaislyfe9510 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheWolverineiscool _ bc bruce willis stopped caring. after die hard he tried to do dramas but only sixth sense worked out so he just does generic action movies now

  • @English_Thespian
    @English_Thespian 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The Internet demans moar After Hours!

  • @Korne333
    @Korne333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anyone notice how Brad Pitt loves eating on screen. He has the peanut butter fascination in Meet Joe Black, he is always eating or drinking something in Oceans 11, he's constantly eating chinese food in Seven, and he's even introduced to the narrator in Fight Club in a phonecall where it sounds like he's eating an apple.

    • @padenbass8558
      @padenbass8558 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vince Vaughn and Robert Downey Jr are always snacking on camera too 😂

  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Adrien Brody gets trapped in a box. Tom Cruise runs. Tom Hanks pees.
    Typical Hollywood.

  • @Deathatron
    @Deathatron 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The whole reason we like these video adaptations of pre-existing Cracked articles is because they actually debate the topic, not all agree on the same thing without question. Hopefully the next one will have more debating.

  • @Lugh314
    @Lugh314 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    PRE-ROLL ADS THAT DON'T HAVE A SKIP BUTTON SHOULD NOT BE 40 SEC LONG!!

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just get adblock

    • @queeblo545
      @queeblo545 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andre G. Hendrix then these channels dont make money

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tough shit

    • @queeblo545
      @queeblo545 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Andre G. Hendrix then there wont be any videos for you to bitch about.

    • @AGH_666
      @AGH_666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      False. There's a ton of ways to make money other than ads. Plus, it's not my responsibility to go out of my way to help people capitalize on things that are a nuisance. It should fall to business to find ways of making a buck without inconveniencing their clients. And as soon as people stop eagerly accepting this kind of thing, they will.

  • @52iomega
    @52iomega 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You missed one my friend. John Travolta always dances in his movies. I thought that would have been number one.

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I swear, I had to pee right after this video.

    • @TheOriginalDalamanza
      @TheOriginalDalamanza 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Samuel Pérez García The power of suggestion

    • @MrSearching4thetruth
      @MrSearching4thetruth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I lasted till 5:40 then had to pee too.

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOriginalDalamanza 4 years later and I had to do it again. :/

  • @Superior-Spider-Man-q5o
    @Superior-Spider-Man-q5o ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They need to bring these back I loved watching these with these specific people talking about films do the films from 2022 - 2023

  • @David-ch2zv
    @David-ch2zv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish they would have mentioned bruce lee, there are 3 things ive noticed that he does in almost every single one of his movies.
    1) The bruce lee cup check, thats right bruce lee in every movie either punches or kicks someone in a very brutal fashion straight in the nuts worst being in The Way of the Dragon where he bodily launches himself into a double kick as the guy jumps over him and he gets kicked in the nuts so hard he dies
    2) the disarming kick, pretty straightforward some guy runs up and tries to intimidate bruce with a knife or gun Bruce kicks the weapon in the hilt (inanimate object nutshot) and it flies out of their hand in various ways.
    and 3) The Bruce Lee "Hang Back", theres a part in each of his movies where bruce lee pretty much goes fuck it i want to watch other people get their asses kicked and crosses his arms and leans back slightly to silently judge the lower life forms as the martial arts god he is

  • @CastlesComments
    @CastlesComments 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    From memory in Captain Phillips, Hanks tricks a Somalian pirate to let him out of the lifeboat by.... telling him he's gotta take a piss.

  • @KumaoftheForest
    @KumaoftheForest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jim Carrey slowly cracks over the course of his movies while everyone keeps asking what’s wrong with him

  • @dwightlangdale4132
    @dwightlangdale4132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one is going to mention Sean Bean's fascination with death? Literally one of my favourite TH-cam videos is a death reel of Sean Bean's characters.

  • @forresteldred9267
    @forresteldred9267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    why does sean bean die in everything he's in.

    • @JimmySteller
      @JimmySteller 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because he cheated death so often in the "Richard Sharpe" series that he's been making up for it ever since.

    • @Xylarxcode
      @Xylarxcode 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is true. I remember when I watched National Treasure for the first time and saw that he played the villain I found myself waiting for the seemingly inevitable moment of his death, but he actually survived, for once.
      He also survives in Silent Hill, which is sort of ironic, as it is a horror movie about a mysterious town that's home to many gruesome deaths and murders. But nope, he survives here as well. Although his role in that movie wasn't too big to begin with.

    • @CasualVideoGamer
      @CasualVideoGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The universe is trying to correct the fact that his name should rhyme, but doesn't.

    • @TheZephyrsWind
      @TheZephyrsWind 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesse Lee
      Nice! That's how I remember his name. I have to use little tricks to recall names most of the time (I recall Sean Bean by thinking "Guy from Goldeneye who was 006... seen been... Sean Bean!").

    • @alkh3myst
      @alkh3myst 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      He didn't die in "Ronin".

  • @ZombifiedGuitarist
    @ZombifiedGuitarist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Theory within a theory: Stephen recognized the terror of falling asleep to a movie, after you've snuck out after your parents went to bed, only to wake up to the static after the television station went off the air.

  • @00Ghosts27
    @00Ghosts27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Is Jeremy of CinemaSins talking to himself in the background?

    • @jrdakid14
      @jrdakid14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that.....I might Be Him

    • @MrSrilax
      @MrSrilax 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he plays all background characters like waiters and cooks and shit.

  • @dogboydog
    @dogboydog 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these videos. All four people are so likable and have great delivery.

  • @Mercutian506
    @Mercutian506 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Also, Tom Hanks voiced a character named Woody.

    • @BurningApple
      @BurningApple 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dylan Cagnard 'Nuff said.

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel like a boner and peeing are 2 very different things.

    • @batmanlaughed800
      @batmanlaughed800 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell that to male babies.

  • @MrMusashiden
    @MrMusashiden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dan's face when sorren is laughing at his own joke, starting at 4:53

  • @ConnorTerrell
    @ConnorTerrell 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If there's a Urinetown movie, I'll bet Tom Hanks will be cast as Old Man Strong, since that character pees on the pavement.

  • @Onepidia
    @Onepidia 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    'You'd be scared too if you had Spielbergian blowlights on your sprinting, well-toned ass.'
    BEST. QUOTE. ON. TH-cam.

  • @crazyk8lady562
    @crazyk8lady562 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    LIGHT is... Evil showy

    • @HarperNguyen
      @HarperNguyen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Quote of the century.

  • @Sam-sr9zq
    @Sam-sr9zq 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love the way Soren cracks up in this episode. He was hysterical. :D

  • @MrMook9000
    @MrMook9000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I swear Tom Hanks and pee must be some sort of Hollywood inside joke.

  • @lubbucs546
    @lubbucs546 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Travolta dances in almost every movie he's in.

  • @ASRGRetro
    @ASRGRetro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Christopher Walken finds a way to do a little dance or shuffle in nearly every movie he has been in.

    • @whynottalklikeapirat
      @whynottalklikeapirat 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ian Smith Well. Not in "things to do in denver when you're dead". But to his credit - the character was paralyzed from the neck down. I don't think he shuffled as the headless horseman either. But maybe his horse did, I can't recall.

    • @nathanforester5993
      @nathanforester5993 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ian Smith Not to mention....the Walkeny monlogues/speeches, and the occassion growls/purring noises he sometimes has, and his over all haunting delivery when it comes to his lines.

  • @dovahkiindead2897
    @dovahkiindead2897 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Spaceships have lights on them" -apparently the forklift carrying the cage with the raptor in the beginning of Jurassic Park is a spaceship...

  • @Parsifal1107
    @Parsifal1107 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Conclusion: Tom Hanks likes peeing.
    That's what I took away from this.

  • @noneya3635
    @noneya3635 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LOL, the cool runnings sight gag, muuuuwah!

  • @b.sharp.
    @b.sharp. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How about Brad Pitt always eating in scenes where it makes absolutely no sense for him to be eating in that moment

  • @dandeve
    @dandeve 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    As soon as I see the words "After Hours" I start to smile. Today was no different. I love this...

  • @danielladahoui888
    @danielladahoui888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You just mentioned 2 actors. And the other two were DIRECTORS doing stuff in their films.

    • @uneseulenuit
      @uneseulenuit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hence the title "Famous People" and not "Famous Actors."

    • @danielladahoui888
      @danielladahoui888 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoops! MY BAD! :P
      Misread it. Thought it meant actors.

  • @1haunt
    @1haunt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One thing I have noticed is how often David Lynch implements some kind of a musical performance into his movies. Mulholland Dr., Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Twin Peaks, all these have pretty strong and prominent parts with a female singing on stage.

  • @thomaspantone2250
    @thomaspantone2250 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Next time I meet Tom Hanks on a random Golf Course I'll ask him about this.

  • @thatartkitten2254
    @thatartkitten2254 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    When they said,"Does anybody else suddenly have to pee?" I needed too... wow. The power of suggestion. XD

  • @Dorky0Dweb775
    @Dorky0Dweb775 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love after hours so much. Yu guys should do it atleast once a week. Or more then once a month.

    • @emilnissen3361
      @emilnissen3361 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they rush it, the research and writing would drop in quality.

    • @grimmelee
      @grimmelee 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of the content of these are based on existing Cracked.com articles. They have stated in the past though that they like to do the After Hours episodes the least because apparently it's really hard to write after all the episode they've done before.

    • @Dorky0Dweb775
      @Dorky0Dweb775 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I didn't think of tht. I'm sure the writers could make em just as epic tho.

  • @miss.g-shun-w
    @miss.g-shun-w 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god you people are changing my view on life itself!!!! I never realized how much Tom Hanks loves to associate himself with pissing!

  • @wilderpros.6747
    @wilderpros.6747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Samuel l Jackson plays a black guy in every movie

    • @bewmdogg
      @bewmdogg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a prick

    • @kirillp9030
      @kirillp9030 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about Star Wars.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah, Nick Fury is white :P

    • @thegayghost872
      @thegayghost872 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow... brilliant deduction

  • @towallomeesgel1703
    @towallomeesgel1703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tom Cruise is usually some Great Man's son. Great Fighter Pilot, Great Lawyer,Great Racecar Driver.

  • @waddupnoob
    @waddupnoob 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Brad Pitt is always munching on food. Always.

    • @jackass123491
      @jackass123491 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except in Interview With The Vampire, but we do see him munching on necks in that film. Then again I guess humans count as vampire food.

    • @grimmandtonics
      @grimmandtonics 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      also he ate rats lol

  • @BluueBiru
    @BluueBiru 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    After Hours, you are the best part of Cracked, in my opinion.
    Keep em Coming!

  • @nosuchthing8
    @nosuchthing8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MI five, no extended scenes of Cruise running. Perhaps this vid had an effect.

    • @krusher181
      @krusher181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also really fucking boring. Ghost protocol is where it's at

    • @TheGeorgeD13
      @TheGeorgeD13 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Monk Killedababy No... it was actually a really good action flick. I enjoyed it more than Ghost Protocol. Both are great, though.

  • @NatalieSpa888
    @NatalieSpa888 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your pyramid is upside down and imprisoned Katie hahaha "she can't pee freely" LOL

  • @BluePiggy
    @BluePiggy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I.P. Freely in his blue period. I thought it was funny, Soren.

  • @jordanmcgrory2171
    @jordanmcgrory2171 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is my favourite show on the internet. Thank you.

  • @chloeinthecities
    @chloeinthecities 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great job guys

  • @musicjail
    @musicjail 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice, blue canary and Birdhouse in Your Soul at 1:27

  • @vinnybastos
    @vinnybastos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Brad Pitt is ALWAYS eating

  • @jentzi23
    @jentzi23 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it was the Nostalgia critic that joked about Spielberg's fascination for lensflarey light in his review of "Jurassic park".. Spot on.

  • @FireFiveStar
    @FireFiveStar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    i have to go pee

    • @hayleyanderson2878
      @hayleyanderson2878 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @emilykillingbeck3932
      @emilykillingbeck3932 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hayley Anderson After reading this.... me too.

    • @EquinoxGX
      @EquinoxGX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH, GOD! IT'S EVERYWHERE!

    • @V1perKiller
      @V1perKiller 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me 2 !

    • @UncleSam2028
      @UncleSam2028 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      V1perKiller It's like "The Happening", but with piss...
      It's the Piss-ening...

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's only two movies, but Kevin Costner has had two scenes where a character is surprised/mystified by a telescope. Graham Greene's character in, "Dances with Wolves," when they're looking at a buffalo herd, and then his character of Robin of Locksley in, "Robin Hood," when Azeem (Morgan Freeman) hands him a scope to look through.