Hitman VR is funny for the worst reasons

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  • @FanaticsLV
    @FanaticsLV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    yessss, would love for hitman vr to become a regular. Honestly, I hope they never fix the jankiness lol

    • @c0smic.dw3ller
      @c0smic.dw3ller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      never seen three "finally it's here" bots 3 in a row

    • @dinoduderocket
      @dinoduderocket 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They'll never fix it haha IOI fell OFFFF

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish they would cause it does get stale after an hour

    • @heroesinhoodies1210
      @heroesinhoodies1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly judging from them adding the stupid slow briefcase back after fixing it, they’re all right with janky mechanics if the fans want them

    • @linguicaguy
      @linguicaguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@c0smic.dw3ller The third one is merely an illusion. The URL just links to this video. Lol

  • @JacobPlays136
    @JacobPlays136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    5:20 the way he yelled "RATS!!" after drawing a bullet silhouette around that lady made me laugh so hard.

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Then, just pistol-whips the other one. Had me dying.

  • @sixlikesgore7503
    @sixlikesgore7503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    the more hitman you play, the more i'm convinced these are just jim pickens' memories from when he was a strapping young stallion, wreaking havoc.

    • @intruderzit
      @intruderzit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s exactly what is happening

    • @EvelynP028
      @EvelynP028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jim Pickens was Agent 47 all this time!??

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im guessing tattoing a random number in the back of your head was the latest fashion statement at the time.

    • @sixlikesgore7503
      @sixlikesgore7503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@pedrovallefin8406 we wouldn’t know with the head of hair jim accumulated after his hitman years 😂

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn’t he always like that.

  • @CommentGuyYuh
    @CommentGuyYuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    Kevin please never stop making hitman vr content this is extremely funny and me and the -cult- homies love it

    • @muffin_paws
      @muffin_paws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I agree with my fellow non-cult member, Hitman VR is comedic gold

    • @europaenguy
      @europaenguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This

    • @princessprincess1209
      @princessprincess1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Petition for Kevin to start an only fans

    • @Anabanana527
      @Anabanana527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@princessprincess1209 i support that

  • @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
    @yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    Kevin: *Kills someone*
    Judge: "I love it"
    Ah yes, no one can resist thean irish murderer's charm

    • @ONYXPROJ3CT666
      @ONYXPROJ3CT666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      no one can resist getting bots in your comment

    • @NotYourAlexie
      @NotYourAlexie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well she is Judge Judy, an executioner.

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I love that Kevin's making "Judge Judy and executioner" a thing now

    • @lewis_bubba711
      @lewis_bubba711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Got it before me damn

    • @bluejeansandchucks
      @bluejeansandchucks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s a line from the movie Hot Fuzz :))

    • @Bruhkake
      @Bruhkake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh thank God so he did actually say Judge Judy and executioner? xD

    • @TheFinalSmash
      @TheFinalSmash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluejeansandchucks It was a joke in the Simpsons as well. Wouldn't be the first Simpsons reference Kevin's made.

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "Dammnit I lost my chokey wire"
    The moment the handler realizes they fucked up

    • @FloridaGuy53
      @FloridaGuy53 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RT quit playing games and take care of our boy.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diana has poisoned 47 twice. I'm not sure how many times she'd try to kill Kevin.

  • @baxthedax1412
    @baxthedax1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    “This bed is made out of bed” made me legitimately exhale.

  • @hburke45
    @hburke45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "I'm in too deep to stop" and then the "see if I care!?!" Perfect comedic timing!!

  • @CXBrock
    @CXBrock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "One of us must die, the prophecy must be fulfilled" lol, you can take the harry potter video game away from Kevin, but you can't take away his Harry Potter references.

  • @jasonsmith8802
    @jasonsmith8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    5:29 Kevin learns what it's like to be a Stormtrooper

  • @kelseyroy8280
    @kelseyroy8280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    kevin speaking with his hands while in VR adds a priceless comedic effect

  • @feliceappieno2981
    @feliceappieno2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Leave it to Kevin to step up and help out at the hotel as they’re facing unprecedented staffing shortages. Very cool. 👍🏻

  • @DrNowsSugarBaby
    @DrNowsSugarBaby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Something tells me Kevin isn't actually sorry to be judge, judy, and executioner 🤔

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, who can blame him? I, for one, would love to become Judy one of this days. Oh, and judge and executioner too.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Judge, Judy and executioner LMAO. One of the funniest tupos I have ever read.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    1:23
    "You could be Chris Rock and I could be Will Smith"
    That joke will never get old

    • @wolfmanhcc
      @wolfmanhcc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't get it.

    • @eurrrp5204
      @eurrrp5204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It allready is

    • @sefy5082
      @sefy5082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for making this comment for me. Now I don't have'ta write it out and waste precious seconds.

    • @kanyesrighttesticle
      @kanyesrighttesticle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wolfmanhcc have you been living under a rock

    • @elizabethb4168
      @elizabethb4168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wolfmanhcc Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars because Chris Rock made an insensitive joke about Will Smith's wife

  • @KryptoKnightmare
    @KryptoKnightmare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Do we shake hands in rock n roll?"
    *proceeds to tickle enemy*
    We need more of this game for sure lol

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    5:42 "Fine, shoot me, see if I care" That's a bold reverse psychology strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for... "Oh, okay" Nope, it didn't.

  • @FBIagentObama
    @FBIagentObama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I love how hyperactive he is today like he is off his meds lmao 🤣

    • @FBIagentObama
      @FBIagentObama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Joshua EdwinRoehl LESGOOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO DROP FOR AGES! Finally I can die in peace now

    • @TheBellemark
      @TheBellemark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FBIagentObama hype up the bots lol

  • @sianblack3042
    @sianblack3042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    let’s hope that this time nobody starts ascending after they get killed

  • @aweirdo
    @aweirdo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The part where Kevin goes batshit insane and proceeding to kill the guards and cleaners cuz a gardener just witness him kill a guard had me wheezing

  • @nimmplays
    @nimmplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "He shot himself.. its nuts"
    Seems to happen a lot when Kevin's around

  • @sushijams
    @sushijams ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve lost count of how many times i’ve rewatched Kevin’s hitman VR videos, they’re too funny

  • @Shry99
    @Shry99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Wow your necks a bit thick, I’ll definitely need two hands”
    Comedy gold

  • @rTzGames
    @rTzGames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “I can do what I want, Im on vacation”
    Yes Kevin the judge would fully agree

  • @simplysnazzy7445
    @simplysnazzy7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how the people in this game act only somewhat inconvenienced whenever Kevin tries (and subsequently fails) to strangle them.

  • @juhlei8783
    @juhlei8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I was just rewatching the old videos of this game. So good to see this clown again and Kevin in his element lol

  • @RobertJW
    @RobertJW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “What are you talking about? This is your room!” - Kevin, to the man expecting a top floor penthouse suite, while standing in his own room on the third floor with several unconscious staff in the bathroom

  • @moriahschoech9894
    @moriahschoech9894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I literally screamed, restarted the intro, screamed some more and immediately sent the video to my friends cause I CALLED KEVIN JUDGE JUDY AND EXECUSSIONER ON STREAM AND IT STUCK, I'M SO PROUD.
    Also yes, it's a Hot Fuzz reference.

    • @Haliceph
      @Haliceph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao that's amazing

    • @derfl007
      @derfl007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i remember that lol

  • @plaguedoctorraccoon
    @plaguedoctorraccoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You're a drummer, that's so cool!" Sean: *happy Irish noises*

  • @TigerofRobare
    @TigerofRobare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin goes on a violent rampage in a hotel, doesn't get seen by anyone. Kevin tries to do the mission and lure people to be killed secretly, every crime has 55 witnesses.

  • @alexandros0204
    @alexandros0204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    kevin i'm really glad that you're making vr content again, plus strangling people is much more engaging and entertaining if you're using your real hands!

  • @petra2123
    @petra2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:30 I'm glad to see a youtuber use such a hands on approach to fight sexism

  • @candlestorms
    @candlestorms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The audio peaking at 5:10 actually adds a lot to the terror of this

    • @ringle7000
      @ringle7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that song

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the best part of physics based VR games is finding the sweet spot of slapping the NPCs just enough to knock their head around, but little enough that it doesn't agro them

  • @Hellobub
    @Hellobub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My gran was recently diagnosed with cancer and your videos have brightened my day up, thanks for making content 🙏🙌

  • @kosmas_77
    @kosmas_77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Is it just me or is Kevin extra caotic in these Hitman VR videos

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I have this mental image of Agent 47 just running around like a madman, flailing his arms and flapping his hands into people's faces. 😆

  • @msfs19941
    @msfs19941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The devs did a good job here, but they failed to take into account unique play styles such as Kevin's. A huge oversight on their part

  • @Haliceph
    @Haliceph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Kevin's always at his funniest in these Hitman vr vids. Hope you're doing well Kev! Thanks for the laughs

  • @egglordsasuke8532
    @egglordsasuke8532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Most people playing hitman: (dead silence with occasional acting to blend in)
    Kevin playing hitman: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE!!!!

  • @pinktribble
    @pinktribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love when Kevin legit enjoys a game enough to actually make himself laugh! This was absolutely joyous! 😀

  • @sleepyciderr7987
    @sleepyciderr7987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I adore these Hitman VR videos! Can't get enough of this messy game being combined with your chaos!

  • @ridingmotard661
    @ridingmotard661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dying at "oh wait people who can defend themselves ive gotta get outta here 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️"

  • @KT-ki6gz
    @KT-ki6gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hitman VR + you goofing on it = comedy gold!
    Can we also get a bonus video of just you stumbling around in your room with the headset on

  • @tianojames1421
    @tianojames1421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a night staff worker in a kitchen I 100% appreciate Kevin cleaning up a bit before he left his shift early

  • @sharpdandelion7113
    @sharpdandelion7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kevin playing hitman vr is literally one of my favorite things on the internet please continue if you enjoy it T.T

  • @Drog_o
    @Drog_o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video just has a different energy for some reason and I LOVE it.

  • @thejane598
    @thejane598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the funniest play. You got wayyyyy too into this one. IMMERSION AT ITS FINEST!

  • @idkman3463
    @idkman3463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Been here like 4 years, still one of the most reliably funny channels out there

  • @Saxophone_King
    @Saxophone_King 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Hey lady did you catch that?" No, but the other guy sure caught it.

  • @WizukoGR
    @WizukoGR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm so happy for Kevin, that he finally does what he was always born to be. Hotel staff.

  • @SaraStar7373
    @SaraStar7373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was one of the most intense CMK videos in a while, holy moly !! Loved it

  • @xKiittyWhitex
    @xKiittyWhitex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just found your channel a couple days ago, and you're literally the funniest gaming channel I've come across. Super happy I've found your channel, and slightly disappointed I didn't find you sooner

    • @ChristineNighting
      @ChristineNighting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry, finding him later just means you have more videos to binge watch!

    • @xKiittyWhitex
      @xKiittyWhitex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChristineNighting Very true c:

  • @cheeseisherelive
    @cheeseisherelive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Holy shit the part where you start punching the wall cause you’re in disguise in your own room has me so weak 😂😂😂

  • @justinshomaker4350
    @justinshomaker4350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin: “Judge Judy and executioner” 11/10

  • @SotiCoto
    @SotiCoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kevin: "Why are there always people standing near the windows when there have been so many window deaths today?"
    Also Kevin: "... but now I'm just standing at the window"
    Nobody can resist the allure of the window.

  • @FilbieTron
    @FilbieTron 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:00 the “ope” was so genuine, I loved it

  • @pinkystinkeye5120
    @pinkystinkeye5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow Kevin! This was so freaking funny. The amount of time ur putting in for editing and sound is tremendous! It’s so awesome and hilarious!

  • @bonjohn3904
    @bonjohn3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was actually pretty funny I haven’t watched call me Kevin in a while but this video seemed to catch some the kind of humor that made callmekevin grow so quick in the olds days.

  • @tomatogoose4426
    @tomatogoose4426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:17
    “I’m sorry for the inconvenience of me cleaning up this dead body sir”

  • @MoonageCatdreams
    @MoonageCatdreams 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he was trying to break his drumming hands and the way the guy flew through his room when he got punched got me

  • @mattfodey5153
    @mattfodey5153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:13 Kevin with a perfect stormtrooper impression.

  • @puredemon5926
    @puredemon5926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "See if I care!" in response to murder. That woman is cold. Oh, _was_ cold, sorry.
    lmao

  • @renseal475
    @renseal475 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My goood.. the comedic value is through the roof.. I'm laughing at one skit and settling down, then comes the next bit and just adds more to the fire!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "How could I resiiiiist?~"
    Next moment: Panic running with arms flailing.. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @edenbey5725
    @edenbey5725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kevin the ADHD Assassin.

  • @anniedangerface
    @anniedangerface 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    VR and GTA 5 are some of the best content you make. Now we just need a game with both!

  • @abbilocke736
    @abbilocke736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that you continued this series!

  • @madhukarojha9879
    @madhukarojha9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As Kevin is playing more and more HITMAN VR he's sure gonna become a VR Genius very soon...keep up bto

  • @turg1737
    @turg1737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Kevin is a military genius

  • @MartinToms
    @MartinToms 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:00 Imagine hotel staff running at you screaming "wait, I've got bodies upstairs I can disguise myself as!"

  • @emile7794
    @emile7794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video was pure gold Kevin. Had me legitimately laughing out loud the whole time :)

  • @CatMuto
    @CatMuto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how you make (exaggerated) arm movements to go along with your words. It adds so much comedy.

  • @arcangelus6008
    @arcangelus6008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lost it when you got to 5:42 but it's those few seconds you did after she said it lol I laugh way too hard at that point 🤣

  • @ScarlettJae
    @ScarlettJae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hi Kevin! I love your videos! I miss when you'd tell us, "Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin." It felt friendly and personable. :)

  • @RepeatedFails
    @RepeatedFails 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kevin is so funny, like genuinely the most fun gaming channel to me

  • @kcat420
    @kcat420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like it when the funny man talks 👍 good video Kevin (you are the funny man)

  • @tori3040
    @tori3040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s 3 am and I’m trying so hard not to laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣 love ur hit man Vr gameplay .

  • @JessicasASMR
    @JessicasASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kevin slowly turned into the joker today lol

  • @sianblack3042
    @sianblack3042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You heard it here first folks, Kevin is Judge Judy and executioner.

  • @thatperson7077
    @thatperson7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:57 as a housekeeper I can confirm that is exactly what we do

  • @beegod255
    @beegod255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Day 634 of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

    • @JonnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt
      @JonnJacobJingleheimerSchmidt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Dedicated

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      According to all known laws of Kevin, there is no way he'll play Bee Movie Game again.

    • @beegod255
      @beegod255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Aymelia-colon3 Sadly

    • @CrowningAcheivements
      @CrowningAcheivements 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're Bee-ing ridiculous

    • @thesyndicatebruh
      @thesyndicatebruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @ARABELLA------- 👇💋 Let's be honest here. Who asked?

  • @jaxsterminator8634
    @jaxsterminator8634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Ace Attorney music at 4:58 really makes this better.

  • @Chilled57
    @Chilled57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kevin -"Why are people standing next to the window when there's been so many window related deaths today"
    Proceeds to stand by the window

  • @RaininPayne2
    @RaininPayne2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Y’all never had to wait 6+ months for a Kevin video in 2016 and it shows

  • @SteezyKyung
    @SteezyKyung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “What do staff normally do?”
    *Mmmmm bed*

  • @NoName-fv1gw
    @NoName-fv1gw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kevin please never stop making hitman be content this is extremely funny and me and the cult homies love it

  • @finemess1551
    @finemess1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:45 - 4:05 omg I haven't laughed that hard in such a long time! Thank you

  • @adampickens4509
    @adampickens4509 ปีที่แล้ว

    Judge Judy and Executioner 😂😂😂 Kevin I absolutely love your humour. I've been a fan for such a long time and you never let me wonder why

  • @jarjarwalter1962
    @jarjarwalter1962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    more Kevin fueled chaos. Just what I needed today!

  • @BOBTHEBUILDERFAN-cr5xm
    @BOBTHEBUILDERFAN-cr5xm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm dying I'm legit falling over laughing when you were chasing the gardener my gosh that was funny the rage grr and heavy breathing

  • @qtb123
    @qtb123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:57 this had me crying laughing

  • @erin1912
    @erin1912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kevin’s animalistic grunts make the viewing experience that much better

  • @zieba6245
    @zieba6245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m laughing with you all the way Kevin, never stop

  • @Upsidedownratreal
    @Upsidedownratreal หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Keven I know you probably will never see this but it is 3:37AM I’m stressed about everything right now and I’m crying my self to sleep and I just want to say thank you for everything you have done for me for the cult

  • @foxface9892
    @foxface9892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly some of the funniest content on TH-cam

  • @CelestialMoonx
    @CelestialMoonx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    never stop making hitman VR i love the little roleplaying bits and stuff its so funny

  • @CalypsoMelypso
    @CalypsoMelypso 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The janky physics are so hilarious, I'm loving these videos so I'd love to see more Kevo 😂😂

  • @alexatron6057
    @alexatron6057 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Such wholesome content 🥰

  • @lonelybiscuit4886
    @lonelybiscuit4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game shows both how methodical, and charismatic Kevin truly is with NPCs

  • @Magicmushroomboi
    @Magicmushroomboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This game is actually hilarious in vr, it’s like the perfect combination of bugs, braindead ai, and chaos that give the good old Skyrim feeling