To be fair Kevin, if I saw you running down my neighbourhood dressed in a clown suit wielding a fish, the government wouldn't need to enforce lockdown, I'd stay inside by choice.
Kevin isn't the hero we deserve but he's the hero we need. Remember, don't go outside, or else Kevin will make sure you stay inside, because your kneecaps are a privilege, not a right!
@@charliekluckhuhn3126 then how will i receive my amazon delivery? how will i get to the mailbox to retrieve the illegal items? how will i go on a walk? you're suggesting i should not do all of that, because some bold man says so, ha, i don't think so
Please, not American gardener would be caught dead without semi automatic 12 gauge. The odd part was how under equipped the gardener was. How else are you supposed to take care of dandelions?
Alright, if someone isn't convinced that they should stay inside after seeing a clown running around throwing a fish at people yelling at them to stay home, I don't know what would work.
8:35 "Hehehe I'm gonna play a prank. Now when they come to the door, they'll see their relative's dead body! I'm so good at pranks." WHEEZING. Kevin is a nutcase.
@@potatoandrus9760 if I remember correctly the baker uses body parts and blood in the composition of it somehow. There's an entire background story about it in the own level
"The mole people have had it too tough for too long" For a guy who enslaved someone named Mole in the walls and basement of his house in Sims 4, that's a rather merciful statement.
Its funny looking back as an essential worker in a semiconductor company, 6 people died of covid and all corporate gave us was mass layoffs when covid was lifted. The CEO got a nice 400% pay increase during covid though.
Your Hitman videos helps keep me sane during this period :D Especially since i am a ”essential worker” working in a hospital, no social distancing for me :(
Thank you for uploading everyday! I watch your videos on my breaks and it’s nice to have a little laugh when everything is so doom and gloom. #turg2020
Thanks for your respect Kevin I'm an essential worker I come from Manchester UK & i work in a childrens nursery and I'm currently watching this on my lunch break. Thanks and keep the vids coming.
Me:looks at how long ago the video was uploaded Me again:looks at dislikes Also me:HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS IT WAS UPLOADED 4 MINUTES AGO AND THE VIDEO IS 10 MINUTES LONG!!
What I love about Kevin is when he uploads I can put my food in to cook and his videos act as the 10 minute timer EDIT: thanks for the perfect nuggets Kev
I've been feeling really bad all day but your videos just made me smile so much, they're like the perfect thing to watch when I'm feeling down, so thank you so much for making videos ^_^
The first video I ever saw of yours was your first RDR2 Online video. I was watching it at school (I was all caught up in class so thats why I wasn't doing work) I had to try so hard not to just burst out laughing, I was laughing quite a bit, but at least nobody cared. I watched a few more videos after that, but these last few days I have just been watching a lot of your videos non stop. Every single one of your videos that I've seen have been hilarious. Keep up the good work!
As a Key Worker, working in the care sector, your Hitman videos fighting covid-19 really make me smile and forget about the situation for a while. And you know, it shows us what will happen if people don't follow the isolation rules, you'll be hunted down by a clown with a fish.
As an essential worker - Thanks for keeping shit light with games like this. It's honestly much appreciated because it helps not let the dread and stress build up.
This is the comedy relief we need. As serious as the lockdown is, it’s nice to see this take on it. It’s sad enough hearing all the stuff on the news. This cheered me up :)
To be fair Kevin, if I saw you running down my neighbourhood dressed in a clown suit wielding a fish, the government wouldn't need to enforce lockdown, I'd stay inside by choice.
I'm pretty sure that wouldn't save you.
supremepanda It would as long as you don’t answer the doorbell
Id Probloably say hi to the clown just casually walking down the street , but emidietly sit back down when he slaps someone with it
Smart choice
Honestly tho.
Hitman: requires stealth
Kevin: translates that as killing everyone so no-one finds out
No one will notice, if there is no one to notice!
It is truly a big brain moment 💕
No one can set off an alarm if there’s no one to set off the alarm
irish stealth
I'm the same way
Can't have witnesses if they're all dead
Everybody gangsta til Kevin’s auto-aiming suitcase comes flying at ya
Ace The watcher it looks so ridiculous the way it travelled toward her
Хорошая шутка Вау ridiculous ? What do you mean ?? Thats how the suitcase follows me when my dad throws it at me.
@Square Zack because players demanded it be brought back
Ace The watcher no
😅😅good one
Thanos: By eliminating half of life-
Kevin: I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Leave please
why are you everywhere???
@@lakmunchlaxjosiah201 if you see him everywhere, aren't you everywhere too?
If the universes are parallel, then how is he ahead?
seriously, I see this guy in every comment section everywhere.
Kevin isn't the hero we deserve but he's the hero we need. Remember, don't go outside, or else Kevin will make sure you stay inside, because your kneecaps are a privilege, not a right!
Pretty much
Thanks
47 may have a sniper pistol, but it won't reach to germany
Chris aka Schulbus dont answer the door
@@charliekluckhuhn3126 then how will i receive my amazon delivery? how will i get to the mailbox to retrieve the illegal items? how will i go on a walk? you're suggesting i should not do all of that, because some bold man says so, ha, i don't think so
I was mesmerized by that suitcase just spinning in the air for so long 😂
its a motorized heat-seeking suitcase
@@mygonvega 000
Slo mo suitcase
Jjjjuff
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Street: full of bodies in a stealth game
Kevin: "so far so good!"
Some people use cardboard boxes, some people use clown suits.
Heyo Finn O. It's still stealth if no one is alive to find you.
Hey Finn O
They can't see you if there dead.
Nice profile pic
"The gardener has a gun and the exterminator has C4?"
Well the mission does take place in America.
Please, not American gardener would be caught dead without semi automatic 12 gauge. The odd part was how under equipped the gardener was.
How else are you supposed to take care of dandelions?
@@11jerans spoken like a true American
God I love this country.
how else are you gonna take care of the ant problem, by planting bombs in their nests of course
That's Vaild
"I'm a rival muffin company"
that's brilliant
Know who uses muffins - blueberry ones - as a weapon of choice in this very game? *RTGAME* ....we can't have that in Kevo realm now, can we? No.
I love the fact that the old man is screaming "Help me!" as he runs off in the background while Kevin is distracted with his outro.
the people aren’t quarantining because mole isn’t available to talk.
I got your reference there😅
Ariana Gudel IT WAS MOLE 2 YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
CommunistComrade1922 let’s be honest here, lack of communication from any mole would drive anyone to insanity.
He got exploded
Hey is Mole 2 available to explode?
Alright, if someone isn't convinced that they should stay inside after seeing a clown running around throwing a fish at people yelling at them to stay home, I don't know what would work.
At that point it's just natural selection
Lmao so true
Didn’t work in 2016
Like they totally did 3 or 4 years ago when there were quite literal clown murders in the streets and nobody gave a shit
Nightfire I would like your comment but, it's at 666 likes so....
Kevins pro tip: go dress up as a clown and force self isolation on people to save the world
The Adrian Veidt Gambit!
God I fucking love him ( no homo? )
He is a good guy once in a while.
Don’t forget the fish
A true idol!
8:35 "Hehehe I'm gonna play a prank. Now when they come to the door, they'll see their relative's dead body! I'm so good at pranks."
WHEEZING. Kevin is a nutcase.
Ah yes. So Kevin *IS* a nutcase...
Kevin: shoots someone in the back
The man next to him: “don’t go sucker punching people like that”
Maybe the gun just felt like being sucker punched 500,000 times.
10:03 I died of laughter at the way Janus just ran away without Kevin noticing.
Kevin: You should be self isolating not starting block parties
Also Kevin: "Get back to partying nothing to see here"
Ariel Montero reverse psychology at its finest
"poor dude, he's just trying to sell his muffins"
If he knew what those muffins are made of he would be proud of himself
What are they made of
It's sad I'm not in on the hitman muffin lore or else I'd probably be laughing right now
You ant just make a joke and not explain the muffin lore
They're made out of blueberries
@@potatoandrus9760 if I remember correctly the baker uses body parts and blood in the composition of it somehow. There's an entire background story about it in the own level
Imagine a gardener walking around with a gun, looking at you and saying "hmm this murder isn't ripe yet" and walking off into the distance
Meli loves you I love u to
"I've got my clown suit on and my fish in my pocket, it's going to be a good day. " -current mood
8:35 Thats just legit psycho horror at this point
"The mole people have had it too tough for too long"
For a guy who enslaved someone named Mole in the walls and basement of his house in Sims 4, that's a rather merciful statement.
hit man isn’t hit man without a clown suit
Peachy or a fish
it isnt hit man without hitting a man unconscious with a wet fish
😂😂😂
It’s not hitman it’s it
Ur so beautiful
Ohhhhhh so that’s why Kevin was staring into the windows of my neighborhood. Thanks for keeping us safe!
A clown terrorizing a peaceful New England town by murdering people in broad daylight?
This is like an alternate timeline version of “IT.”
Kevin: "Hehehe, I'm gonna play a prank!"
Also Kevin: Creates a psychological torture scene on someone's front porch
"I've got my load out."
Wait, what kind of video is this, Kevin?
*The best kind*
Shhhhhhhh, don’t worry about it
@@IamaPERSON Yes. I should edit a pic of Kevin with the ubiquitous Brazzers logo superimposed onto it.
yeeeeeeee
@@frenchtoast312 Oh, I'm not worried. Just intrigued by the direction this channel is moving. Lol
They clearly didn’t know what social distancing was. You did the neighborhood a favor. Thank you for your service.
*obnoxious alarm goes off.*
Random person: "What the hell is that?!"
Me: don't worry, that's obviously an "everything's okay" alarm, Kevin told me :)
“I think everyone is actually inside now”
That’s because everyone’s dead 😂
Pikachu x I would die for someone like u :)
"Move like a bee! Sting like a... a bee!" Omg flashbacks xD
Ah yes, words of wisdom: “stay inside, that’s the only place I won’t getcha”. That’s the only place corona won’t getcha
Kevin: Hitman 2 but...
Me: That's all you had to say
"What the hell?"
"Nothing I'm just a rival muffin company."
Literally spat out my drink when the old man started running. I am more likely to purchase this game now.
Can we talk about how good he’s gotten at this game?
Nobody:
Kevin: Shoots you in the back and says he meant to have your back.
8:30 l laughed for like 30 minutes 😂😂😂 i love this series of killing poor feckers. Keep it up kevin
"Im glad that weve done something good today"
*old man screaming in the background*
Its funny looking back as an essential worker in a semiconductor company, 6 people died of covid and all corporate gave us was mass layoffs when covid was lifted. The CEO got a nice 400% pay increase during covid though.
Your Hitman videos helps keep me sane during this period :D
Especially since i am a ”essential worker” working in a hospital, no social distancing for me :(
Thank you for your work during this chaotic time
Thanks for helping the sick!
8:29
Kevin be like YOU FAILED THE VIBE CHECK
"Block mole hole"
Hey Kevin, is Mole 2 available to talk?
Thank you for uploading everyday! I watch your videos on my breaks and it’s nice to have a little laugh when everything is so doom and gloom. #turg2020
Ky ur sooooo beautiful
Kevin murdering people not self-isolating to keep them safe. Respect.
“Move like a bee, sting like uh…bee!”
Day 6 of asking Kevin to play Gmod Murder with the Irish squad.
Irish (I wish) he sees your comment
Stay with it, stay strong and hopefully we will get your wish before we are aloud back outside.
Anything Gmod would be cool imo, like Prop Hunt for instance
8:28 "you failed the rest!"
Poor old, foolish lady just had to answer to maniacal enforcer😂
My life has been greatly improved by Turg. Thank you for being the creator of such a beautiful Mii.
Thanks for your respect Kevin I'm an essential worker I come from Manchester UK & i work in a childrens nursery and I'm currently watching this on my lunch break. Thanks and keep the vids coming.
Kevin’s Hitman series only enhanced my morbid fear of clowns... and Kevin
I was 10/10 afraid. Now It's closer to 2020/10.
kevin still scared me less than clowns and i'm more likely to be murdered by kevin
Kevin’s Hitman series only enhanced my intense attraction to clowns... and Kevin
Of course the mole didn’t see it coming
*Moles are blind*
Me:looks at how long ago the video was uploaded
Me again:looks at dislikes
Also me:HOW CAN YOU DISLIKE THIS IT WAS UPLOADED 4 MINUTES AGO AND THE VIDEO IS 10 MINUTES LONG!!
There are probably a few assholes that hate him for some obscure reason, and are subscribed just so they can dislike the videos.
Well, the real question is...how can anyone dislike anything Kevin uploads?
Because there are, unfortunately, people who have nothing better to do than go around disliking videos for no reason.
9:40 Kevin, a true hero. Saving the elderly from infection by the Corona virus by threatening them at gunpoint to go back inside their houses.
I love the royalty free kids music while he’s killing people
6:43: Joseph Joestar in Stardust Crusaders
HORY SHIIITTTTTT! That's exactly what I was thinking!
Y e s ~
Jojo fans really are everywhere aye
What I love about Kevin is when he uploads I can put my food in to cook and his videos act as the 10 minute timer
EDIT: thanks for the perfect nuggets Kev
At 1:04 that suitcase really had no intention on obeying the the laws of physics😂😂
You were outside the whole time....you have lived long enough to become the villain
i've been working in retail and honestly watching kevin right now makes me feel so relaxed esp w everything going on
8:35 I laughed at this way to hard, I’m Evil.
thank you kevin for making videos ❤️ i lost my mom 2 days ago and your videos have managed to make me smile through these dark times.
I've gotta say, I love the hitman series. Maybe even more than the sims. Also love your vids!
Mei Hatsume you are beautiful
A pandemic where everyone on earth could die:
Kevin: "lets kill everyone on that map"
Kevin: *"Im a Rival Muffin Company"*
Me: *SURPRISED PICKACHU FACE*
I've been feeling really bad all day but your videos just made me smile so much, they're like the perfect thing to watch when I'm feeling down, so thank you so much for making videos ^_^
Stay home kids. You don't want the corona to get you, or even worse, Kevin.
As an essential worker at a feckin Arby’s I’d prefer to get taken out by a random fish jumping out the lake while I’m walking to work
I’m happy he’s playing this again
Eyevio nice profile pic
@@_kretinous what is that profile pic, anyway? Just curious.
0:41 You hear a clown running with a briefcase talking to himself, you hear the words force into isolation, run
best part of quarantine: looking forward to Kevin's hair getting soooper long
You were right
ok I doubt anyone's gonna believe me but HOLY SHIT THAT'S MY ART WORK JUST CHILLIN AT 5:34 HUH? HOLY SHIT MAN
WOAH COOL!
1:03 Thors uru briefcase.
He went for the head too
The world needs more heroes like Kevin. He makes sure the virus don't spread. Good guy Kevin.
Everytime Kevin says bad guy I get flashbacks to that dude he duetted bad guy with on twitch sings
That first suitcase got like 5 seconds of hangtime. Impressive.
i like how the laws hat perfectly shows 47s barcode
The first video I ever saw of yours was your first RDR2 Online video. I was watching it at school (I was all caught up in class so thats why I wasn't doing work)
I had to try so hard not to just burst out laughing, I was laughing quite a bit, but at least nobody cared.
I watched a few more videos after that, but these last few days I have just been watching a lot of your videos non stop. Every single one of your videos that I've seen have been hilarious. Keep up the good work!
Kevin Uploads
Me: “It’s gonna be a good day”
I feel ya. 3pm EST is legitimately my favourite part of every day. 😂
As a Key Worker, working in the care sector, your Hitman videos fighting covid-19 really make me smile and forget about the situation for a while. And you know, it shows us what will happen if people don't follow the isolation rules, you'll be hunted down by a clown with a fish.
Kevin is very good at killing when he plays hitman... Suspiciously good...
As an essential worker - Thanks for keeping shit light with games like this. It's honestly much appreciated because it helps not let the dread and stress build up.
"why does a gardener have a gun"
welcome to the us
5:51 **sound of terror ** you sound sick already come back 😂💀
So far Kevin has taken the lives of 20 people I saw walking outside in my hometown. Let this be a lesson to you.
Muffin companies are some of the most ruthless business competitors
4:54 i love how he didn’t show it
The Hitman stuff is absolute gold as always. Love these videos.
I love Hitman 2, I only have the first mission because it’s free but I still love it!
Kevin doing something good. Each month of 2020 si weirder and scarier than the previous one.
When Kevin gives up and just beats the mission without killing everyone is the day the world ends
I swear the dialogues of the NPCs in this game are hilarious.
Saving lives by taking them one at a time!
4:55 Brazil's new health minister be like
Just wanted to say that I really like your vids
i like how at the end of the video the grandpa ran outside anyways
Kevin’s friend: are you my best friend Kevin: No It’s my fish🐟
Kevin:self isolate
Also Kevin: 4:55
When are the turg plushies coming out I would love to have one
Turg
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This is the comedy relief we need. As serious as the lockdown is, it’s nice to see this take on it. It’s sad enough hearing all the stuff on the news. This cheered me up :)