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I love how the town of Silent Hill is supposed reflect the psyche of its visitors, and then this happens. The wiki editor saw exactly what he wanted to see. This is the most Silent Hill thing ever.
He's a deeply upset person projecting their trauma onto the world and seeing their trauma everywhere. He's literally the definition of a Silent Hill protagonist
Jesus Christ, imagine the kind of shit this guy would see if he ever ended up in the town. Just giant circumcision knife monsters flying at his groin at high speeds.
On one hand, I feel bad laughing at people who are going through severe mental health issues. On the other, "monstrous circumcised mutilated penis searching for its missing foreskin" may be one of the funniest phrases in the English language.
@@fullmetalanarchist6521 I was familiar with the incident before this video. Think I heard somewhere that it was either confirmed, or strongly suspected by people close to him that this was a schizophrenic episode.
I beat the game recently and would like to add a quick detail about the plot: without spoiling too much, Walter’s parents abandoned him as soon as he was born and he was not born in a hospital. This means that it is incredibly unlikely he was circumcised at all(not even his umbilical cord was cut). Surprised no one mentioned it.
Ehh I grew up with resident evil and other horror media at the time and although I did suffer from insomnia and chronic nightmares it did make me less susceptible to fear compared to others and its actually helped me in more situations than I thought it would, people are different so it's not surprised how fucked in the head that dude is.
On his profile he wrote about the whole situation and said he was dealing with depression and was on a rough spot, that the whole rant was to try and get attention on himself in a way to ask for help. He went full mental for real.
@@FeascoI can proudly say I have been permanently banned from several fandom wikis like Villains Wiki (A site run by MORONS) and Street Fighter wiki as by that point I just didn’t care anymore.
I love how you can pinpoint the specific moment in the original post where the OP drops all pretenses about it being a theory and is just straight up soapboxing about circumcision
Honestly the Illuminati grooming people to become serial killers due to trauma isn’t that far fetched. Silent hill 1 was about a literal satanic cult controlling a resort town to birth god.
This guy's backstory is the most Silent Hill thing ever He looked at the game and it somehow twisted his perception on reality by transforming him into his worst regrets personified It's like the wiki is his own Silent Hill
@@honestkyn718 In a very deranged and ignorant way. Maybe the world wouldn't have so many schizophrenics if the world itself wasn't completely insane and delusional. It's the normal people who are psychotic and hurt others the most.
Someone once said to me, "No matter how hard an author tries, he will never be more creative than the readers' minds. So always leave some loose ends so that the reader can stitch them together with whatever they want." These crazy Silent Hill theories are the perfect example of this.
@@mystik_owl it's actually more for the sake of immersion. The more imagiantion a reader use to fill the gaps, the more engaged with the story they will be. And the more engaged with the story a reader is, the more they will be attached to it
I mean, yeah lmao. Forget what that woman said, she's assuming when she has literally no reference for how rare or not rare it may be. "Call me crazy, I don't care, but Gladys from Over the Hedge can suck on my baby hammock any time"
"It is morally wrong to cut off any part of a baby for non medical reasons, specifically for the fact that they cannot consent and cannot undo the damage done." Okay. I'm listening. "Now I'm going to tell you why the entirety of Silent Hill is actually all about that." And you lost me.
for me it was: "there is evidence this character was circumcised" okay "this is a ploy by the illuminati to allow him to be influenced by satanism" what...?
@@cult_of_odin especially since there are literally zero studies that back this up. You would think the logical thing is to not remove something you are literally born with because, even if you have no clue about its uses, maybe cutting it off for 'just because' reasons does more harm than good? Just like how douching is seen as more hygienic, but it actually makes you more prone to infection because the v--ina *already* has a way of cleaning itself on the inside and messing with it will only keep it from doing its job.
It's kinda sad. He's obviously into conspiracy theories It's hard getting through to these people, and there A LOT of them on the internet, especially today. I understand the appeal to some.people, the feeling of being "in the know" on many things that other people don't know. But I guess that just doesn't appeal to me, I just don't find it entertaining. I actually stopped using a couple of websites in order to avoid the conspiracy theorists. If I am not having fun, why bother go there? I just hope some of these people make it back to the normal world, they're wasting time and energy, their mental health and personal relationship suffer for it too. The internet can be a weird place, and sometimes you can end up on a weird sub reddit, or a website that you've always used can slowly start to transition into something that it wasn't. Just stay safe everyone, here's a hole that a lot of people didn't come out of (No pun intended).
@@errortryagainlater4240 complete any Souls Game besides DS2 and send Anita Sarkeesian a threatening email and you'll receive your gamer license within 3 buisness days
“I don’t think MatPat’s touching this one with an uncut 10 foot pole” is the most underrated pun I’ve ever heard and it needs so much more appreciation
@@JosephM This quite literally happened in my school. We had to read poetry, and the teachers went into great depth about the 'symbolism', I can't even remember now but along the lines of your blue curtains thing. Anyway they managed to get the poet into the school to give a talk, and when they questioned him about the symbolism he basically just laughed it off and said he just picked a word that sounded good without giving it much thought.
my Sonic the Hedgehog theory is that he is obsessed with running fast because he is metaphorically running away from the trauma of his circumcision. " *everything is about circumcision* " - AlexShepherd
To be fair, Silent Hill takes place in America so having American problems in it isn't unthinkable. The developers being Japanese are far from what makes this theory strange, odd, and outlandish as hell.
This just in: Alex has been found dead in his home with four gunshots fired through the back of his head, presumably due to suicide, and not totally not due an assassination carried out by Konami because of his groundbreaking research on the true message of Silent Hill.
Nah he's still alive and he's in the comments under the name cult of Odin. He's the guy saying that he was right about all this LOL clearly it's rhe same lunatic from the story
@@heartcatchprecure Lol, he's not wrong about male genital mutilation, and the tragedy of how normalized it is because of puritanism and religion, but it likely has nothing to do with silent hill. Several of the other admins said verbatim that they agreed with him, just not that it has anything to do with Silent Hill, so quite clearly Perry Ross is correct; they didn't argue about it, because they agreed with him.
All of the ghosts are just peices of foreskin and Luigi is just going to sew all of them to gether to get Mario the doctor who forcibly split Luigi from his foreskin, all the game is about is foreskin and revenge against the illuminati foreskin cutting lunatic that is Mario *This is all a joke, obviously*
immediately when alex mentioned unconscious telepathy telling konami about foreskin troubles I thought "wait, like in zero escape??" AND THEN IT TURNS OUT HE EDITS FOR THAT SERIES' WIKI BRO PLAYED 999 AND BELIEVED IT HOW IS THIS REAL
Alex Shepard's (the actual in-game character) name didn't deserve to be associated with this guy, even if he was in one of the worse Silent Hill games.
Flunkiebubs Of course its a serious topic that needs to be talked about. But he’s projecting his obsession onto a horror game that has nothing to do with circumcision. Sounds to me like he suffered from a botched circumcision and wants to be able to relate to one of his favorite games.
@@dizasteroid7 Hahaha I'm just picturing the guy turning anything on said thanksgiving dinner into an argument about circumcision. "Can you cut me a piece of turkey?" "This is a representation of the issues of male genital mutilation, WAKE UP SHEEPLE! You're part of the problem with your knive-ho mindset perpetuated by american culture!" Everyone: "Aw, not this shit again, every fucking year"
"Maybe we were once had the ability to communicate telepathically and we lost this innate ability because we are so separated now." I genuinely thought he was gonna say 'Because we had our genitals mutilated."
It’s funny when two people who eat up CNN and FOX propaganda yell at eachother and call eachother brainwashed. As they continue to sprout the regurgitate popular opinions from their favorite bias “news” site
I read Walter Sullivan’s wiki page at a time when this stuff was on it. I remember thinking “man, whoever wrote this seems really butthurt and wants everyone else to know about it”.
Maybe more the mastubation part becuase his father seems to be the type for preaching abstinence. And maybe the gay part depending if you interpret that he was in the army or not. But you actually don't care becaue you want to find out what happened to his little brother. Something more important than Alex sexuality and genitals.
@@matts4750 He probably has a weird dick because of a botched circumcision and is pissed about it more than likely. I'm guessing women turn him down so he goes on a tirade
I wanted to find out what the hell he was talking about, googled it, and it turns out the whole "circumcision is a demonic ritual" thing is just poorly hidden antisemitism disguised as a conspiracy theory. (Which is just most conspiracy theories so I'm not surprised /:)
If he isn't a weirdly dedicated troll, I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He almost definitely has some sort of mental illness and suffers from paranoia. Also he has a point about how dumb and unnecessary circumcision is. Though the "penis monster searching for its foreskin" bit is funny
From what I can gather, he definitely isn't. If you have that extreme level of knowledge and passion about something, but such a narrow perspective of selective awareness, you're not a weirdly dedicated troll, you're weirdly dedicated and could probably get a lot of personal help, sympathy, and peace of mind by getting therapy
You must have a small dick to want to have your forskin back. Only reason someone would be mad about being circumcised is because they have a pencil dick.
@@Piss_Off_Plz LMAO!! It- it reminds me to that chase in OUTLAST! When you reach the male ward ans there's a guy who says "WANT MEAT! WANT MEAT!! WANT MEAT!!!!*
4 years later and it still is hilarious how many times Whang has to remind the viewer that this indeed took place on a Silent Hill fan wiki. One of my all time most rewatched Whang vids.
my favorite part is him saying Persona had similar themes like just imagine "Why are you doing this, Adachi-san?" "It's really quite simple, narukami-kun, I was circumcised as a child. Not like a brat like you would understand."
There's this one meme image on tumblr thats like an anon at the drive thru window saying the most insane shit with the next panel being a horrified employee's reaction, i feel like that horrified employee right now listening to this.
Wasn't a majority of the stuff shown in the Nightmare Hospital part mean to represent Walter's unhealthy obsession with his mother, who need I remind you all he believed to be a fucking apartment??
@@GOFFBITZH666 "Walter acts like a dick and his apartment represents his foreskin. That's why he holds it in high regard, he wants to retreat back into it like his real dick is unable too."
Is nobody gonna talk about how creepy and inappropriate it is for him to interrogate a woman about her kid’s genitals and demand that she describe them in graphic detail? Like bro… you know how that looks right?
I mean, its equally weird for a woman to wish to have her newborns genitals be cut up because she thinks it "looks better" Imagine if it was done to females because males thought "it looks better"
Hi, i have a psychotic disorder and i can say w abt 80% certainty this person was experiencing a moment of revelation and a break from reality. It's genuinely sad to hear how frustrated and angry he gets in his responses to criticism bc i know that feeling - thinking you've found "truth", trying to share it, being rebuffed or told to stop or be quiet. The worst part is that for many people who experience psychosis, they may know their beliefs are false or ridiculous or embarrassing, but their brain is wired to act as if those beliefs are true regardless of how they feel about them. It's a very painful and scary situation to be in, and it can leave you permanently stuck with a delusional belief or thought process attached to specific subjects, often including favorite media or real-world relationships and places. I hope AlexShepherd is doing better these days.
Yea but what if your disciplined in a innocent setting and didnt get exposed to such weirdness? I'm afraid those ESG scores really do have a control of you guys, ur future is not urs. Lmfao, as a Newfoundlander I know we f'ed up when people are afraid to address the people we saved.
Nope, few months ago he tried to edit Whang's wikitubia page with claims that Whang slandered him by calling him a NOMAP... you can still find his comment underneath it. Granted, it could be someone pretending to be him... but why would someone do it years after video got released? XD
I think all of the foreskin imagery hes seeing is actually being mistaken for umbilical chord imagery as the superintendent in sh4 kept walters mothers umbilical chord in his apt and there is a lot of rebirth imagery in many of the sh games particularly in 4 in fact Henry is almost being reborn everytime he leaves walters world which is why it shows him going through the hole much like a baby and it feels like a dream when he awakes. Theres a lot to back this line of thinking up mainly that walter is trying to perform a ritual to bring his younger self back to life in the apt with his mother when in reality hes performing a summoning ritual for a much dark entity.
I'd like to think the user AlexShepard seeing all of this foreskin imagery is just Silent Hill's effects taking place. Like how the Abstract Daddy that James saw isn't the same as how Angela Orosco perceives it, the foreskin imagery is just his perception of it. It's so funny lmao
Silent Hill 1-4 contains a great amount of symbolism, imagery, and allusions that pertains to the distorted psyches of its protagonists/antagonists that are on par with Lynchian dream concepts. Random internet user: GUARD THE FORESKINS, GENTLEMEN
That guy clearly had some sort of mental breakdown. Itd be interesting to see if all his edit follows the same themes, or if you can track his demise through the edits. The whole "Everyone but me fails to recognise the truth" and how fast he moved on to the next thing makes me think of schizophrenia or something like that
I've never seen a more powerful, blatant case of projection in my life. It's incredible. This is what Silent Hill is all about. It's a reflection of his own Psyche, a hell of his own making.
Its 3AM and I found this video. Going into the comments to check what its about. Seeing this comment made me look forward to watching this video tomorrow since I agree with you.
@person merc I'm pretty fucking happy I never have to deal with dick cheese thanks to circumcision. No grown man alive has memories of their circumcision (if done when they were a baby). Circumcise or don't - but this is not the same thing as, say, the barbaric practice of removing the clitoris.
Yes he needed some help with his mental state but that does not take away the fact male genital mutilation is a crime against humanity and needs stopped.
@@cult_of_odin that's... going a bit overboard, no? Its like saying walking down the sidewalk is an "Ant HOLOCAUST!!!" Its not good to step on an ant, but its not as if the wellbeing of the human race is being profoundly affected by circumcision, that's just alarmist. We can get rid of it AND be reasonable people
@@cult_of_odin um...no. He's just a dipshit and if you believe likewise...well....btw you are not a fucking Viking, whatever your screen name, and if you're going to start talking about asatru just don't, it's cringey and has nothing to do with nordic beliefs, you're just a fucking weeb who picked a Scandinavian source for your bullshit instead of japan
This is my favorite schizophrenic post I've ever seen. The dedication he has to this... Someone should make a video game about his life. Maybe they already have..
I've been openly gay for the better half of my life, but that section where he tries to use the Schism as a metaphor for being gay almost turned me straight
"Silent Hill is ALL about the injustices of America" It's made in Japan Edit: if you’re thinking about replying to argue with me, reconsider! I probably don’t care about what you’re about to say. In fact, I almost guarantee it.
You know there is some hilariously stupid and long winded argument he would have to defend his position despite be 100% wrong. I can already think of a few he would use.
I mean, although Japan (and other counties) can and had portrayed other cultures struggles... I doubt Konami and the Silent Hill team had circumcision on their plans.
*niños (Though I understand that on a computer that my be difficult.) Also, it is "hijos" as that refers to one's own kids. "Niños" just refers to "boys" or "kids" but not necessarily your own. For anyone wondering why the correction above.
@@MinatheRaichu I speak Spanish, I just typed it fast and couldn't get the ñ on a computer. Plus "mis niños" sounds funny here because it's used incorrectly, much like the guy who kept using the Silent Hill wiki incorrectly to make his anti-foreskin removal stand
professor sad Unfortunately history says otherwise, one just needs to look into abortion clinic, mosque or synagogue attacks to see that’s not actually true.
@@darknes4150 There's nothing wrong with having concerns about a problem in society - plenty of people do. It's the way you choose to address these concerns, when and where, and how, that makes people pass judgement on you, good or bad.
I think I was at the tail end of high school when this was happening. I distinctly remember sitting with two friends, one of whom was reading the wiki thread out loud, and feeling like I was in the midst of a fever dream.
Japanese devs: make a horror game AlexShepard: "Of course, they've been telepathically contacted by victims of male circumcision to criticize America! It's so obvious!!!"
The reason as to why Dahlia Gillespie hated her daughter so much, Is because she couldn't perform CBT on Alessa so she could efficiently make her feel pain and pleasure. You see, CBT would allow her powers to awake much sooner, with more intensity and make her an even worthier vessel.
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This is a masterful title...
Sup justin
You look like the Dracula from Castlevania in the good way
I feel like my brain has just been circumcised after watching this.
Amazing that you managed to find someone who makes VoidBurger look like a well adjusted human being by comparison.
I love how the town of Silent Hill is supposed reflect the psyche of its visitors, and then this happens. The wiki editor saw exactly what he wanted to see. This is the most Silent Hill thing ever.
He's a deeply upset person projecting their trauma onto the world and seeing their trauma everywhere. He's literally the definition of a Silent Hill protagonist
Jesus Christ, imagine the kind of shit this guy would see if he ever ended up in the town. Just giant circumcision knife monsters flying at his groin at high speeds.
@@Daniel_Lancelin And probably the nurses laughing at him
Just to rub it in
@@Daniel_Lancelin Gives Pyramid Head a whole new meaning
@@tibiafibiafie All he needs is to repress the trauma first
"Please stop talking about circumcision on our silent hill wiki"
"I AM THE SENATE"
Lol imagine him taking over entire galaxies with his anti circumcision empire then he gets thrown down the reactor shaft by the silent hill wiki
John Wick Was the reactor shaft cut or uncut?
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 hmmmmmm
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 ayyyyy 👉😎👉
Darth Cision-is
I forgot this was about Silent Hill a couple of times
*few
didn't we all tho
Same here it got a little crazy at times....
On yeah, that's what it was about...
So did Alex Shepherd
On one hand, I feel bad laughing at people who are going through severe mental health issues. On the other, "monstrous circumcised mutilated penis searching for its missing foreskin" may be one of the funniest phrases in the English language.
Yeah, the guy is definitely not going well.
@@fullmetalanarchist6521 I was familiar with the incident before this video. Think I heard somewhere that it was either confirmed, or strongly suspected by people close to him that this was a schizophrenic episode.
@@Naixatloz i hope they got the help they needed
@@arnaldomaldonado4467 They didn't. They're still around spewing BS in the comments.
@@Piss_Off_Plz welp. That's just sad
I beat the game recently and would like to add a quick detail about the plot: without spoiling too much, Walter’s parents abandoned him as soon as he was born and he was not born in a hospital. This means that it is incredibly unlikely he was circumcised at all(not even his umbilical cord was cut). Surprised no one mentioned it.
they tried cutting the cord and missed 😔classic mistake
@@cmpser1049 who? The sexy nurses?
That was the first game right? I never actually played
@@PointsofData The nurses aren't exclusive to 1, but the guy discussed in the video is from 4.
@@cmpser1049 That legit sounds exactly what circumcision guy would say. Pretentiously, of course.
He was circumcized, but now by doctors. All I'm gonna say is, there's a reason you shouldn't run with scissors
"Grew up on Silent Hill as a child" i'm starting to see the origin of this guy's problems
Makes me concerned about how old his parent(s) were when they had him. I would guess barely out of high school (18-20 years old).
To be fair I watched my older brother play the games a child too but I always knew it was a game and had my brother to explain some stuff to me.
"Grow up in silent hill as a child"
So basically he grew up in a town named silent hill it make sense
@@unknownuser494 kids don’t tend to have a bad time in Silent Hill since they have no baggage to contend with
Ehh I grew up with resident evil and other horror media at the time and although I did suffer from insomnia and chronic nightmares it did make me less susceptible to fear compared to others and its actually helped me in more situations than I thought it would, people are different so it's not surprised how fucked in the head that dude is.
I hate that he probably still doesn't understand that they were just trying to say it was off-topic
On his profile he wrote about the whole situation and said he was dealing with depression and was on a rough spot, that the whole rant was to try and get attention on himself in a way to ask for help. He went full mental for real.
@@Wunitop You don't have to be a genius to figure out he was projecting hard on the wiki.
@@Wunitop Ah, the classic "I was an asshole because I am sad".
I'm not a specialist, but most cases I've seen, actual sad people *AVOID* attention.
@@mqfii8992 I don't think there's a textbook example of "sad person"
@@goodguyguan3412 I said there's no textbook example of a sad person. You can be sad AND depressed and still want atention.
What’s funny is this story is probably the only thing this Wiki will ever be remembered tor.
is it on Fandom? because this is exactly what that company deserves to be associated with
@@Feasco Yup.
@@FeascoI can proudly say I have been permanently banned from several fandom wikis like Villains Wiki (A site run by MORONS) and Street Fighter wiki as by that point I just didn’t care anymore.
@@Mario87456 Someone I know was banned from the VS Battles Wiki because they tried to fix a page. Wikia/Fandom is an absolute joke.
I love how you can pinpoint the specific moment in the original post where the OP drops all pretenses about it being a theory and is just straight up soapboxing about circumcision
How much you willing to bet OP was circumcised
@@goompo It's strange how much he thinks about baby penises. It seems like he is very disturbed.
TheSP33DFREAK Oh, most definitely. I’m willing to bet he also thinks vaccines cause autism
Grayson Tartt are you high
skeleton man Can’t be sure anymore
Bruh, the devs are prolly panicking that someone figured it out.
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Moai
Haha
So THAT’S why Team Silent has been…. Well, *silent.*
Honestly the Illuminati grooming people to become serial killers due to trauma isn’t that far fetched. Silent hill 1 was about a literal satanic cult controlling a resort town to birth god.
This guy's backstory is the most Silent Hill thing ever
He looked at the game and it somehow twisted his perception on reality by transforming him into his worst regrets personified
It's like the wiki is his own Silent Hill
How poetic
Lol he's just mad his parents gave him the big C when he was a kid
@maomaomi543 I’m sorry, that’s not funny.
@@megamax898 I mean it's kinda funny
@@honestkyn718 In a very deranged and ignorant way. Maybe the world wouldn't have so many schizophrenics if the world itself wasn't completely insane and delusional. It's the normal people who are psychotic and hurt others the most.
Someone once said to me, "No matter how hard an author tries, he will never be more creative than the readers' minds. So always leave some loose ends so that the reader can stitch them together with whatever they want." These crazy Silent Hill theories are the perfect example of this.
yes, but these loose ends are meant for things like fanfiction, not... conspiracy
@@mystik_owl Okay, rule maker.
@@mystik_owl it's actually more for the sake of immersion. The more imagiantion a reader use to fill the gaps, the more engaged with the story they will be. And the more engaged with the story a reader is, the more they will be attached to it
It's like the ghost of Sigmund Freud found out about silent hill
I feel like Freud would've made a point like "Walter's story is clearly about how he wants to frick his apartment mom."
@@errortryagainlater4240 Oh, so THAT'S what the hole in the bathroom was about!
@@nekovannox
Please for the love of ⏁⊑⟒⟟⋏ never repeat that
I chortled.
You get a gold star.
Pretty sure Freud's mark has already been made on this franchise, just not about willy snipping.
Finally, an actual episode about a whang!
MLG Bernie Sanders 🤣
Your name and profile pic lmfao
Too soon. We just buried Tony Stark.
HAHA!!! Dangly parts.
W
Has anyone ever said "Call me crazy, I don't care" without proving almost immediately that they care _immensely?_
Yes; but it's incredibly rare. Very few actually speak the truth to others, let alone themselves.
I don’t care
Either that or they prove themselves to be crazy. On this occasion we received both!
I mean, yeah lmao. Forget what that woman said, she's assuming when she has literally no reference for how rare or not rare it may be.
"Call me crazy, I don't care, but Gladys from Over the Hedge can suck on my baby hammock any time"
could you tell me what your pfp is?
"It is morally wrong to cut off any part of a baby for non medical reasons, specifically for the fact that they cannot consent and cannot undo the damage done." Okay. I'm listening.
"Now I'm going to tell you why the entirety of Silent Hill is actually all about that." And you lost me.
"Also the world is controlled by a shadow illuminati who wants your foreskin"
And now I'm doubting why you actually care about circumcision
He lost me when he started comparing circumcision to the holocaust, especially since he uses a TON of Nazi rhetoric.
for me it was:
"there is evidence this character was circumcised" okay
"this is a ploy by the illuminati to allow him to be influenced by satanism"
what...?
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@@arthas640
What 'nazi rhetoric' did he use?
"Possible foreskin symbolism" has got to be the single most bizarre sentence I've ever heard
"Circumcision is more hygienic" is the most bizarre sentence I've ever heard.
It sounds like the greatest technical death metal song title of all time.
@@cult_of_odin especially since there are literally zero studies that back this up. You would think the logical thing is to not remove something you are literally born with because, even if you have no clue about its uses, maybe cutting it off for 'just because' reasons does more harm than good?
Just like how douching is seen as more hygienic, but it actually makes you more prone to infection because the v--ina *already* has a way of cleaning itself on the inside and messing with it will only keep it from doing its job.
@@brandontadday6288 🤣
@@PoptartParasol nice
The way AlexSheperd writes his posts sounds like a speech of a metal gear boss
Or a Villain in a wolfenstine game
@@forickgrimaldus8301 Now that you say so, indeed it does
The foreskin Jack- Senator Steven Armstrong
Pyramid head is replacing is foreskin with nano machines
@@Nicole7073. "Foreskin, SON. They Harden in response to physical trauma"
This dudes mental state is ironically more confusing and surreal than all of Silent Hill lmao
This is all an ARG to advertise the next Silent Hill game
Maybe so but he is correct on every point about male genital mutilation.
It's kinda sad. He's obviously into conspiracy theories
It's hard getting through to these people, and there A LOT of them on the internet, especially today.
I understand the appeal to some.people, the feeling of being "in the know" on many things that other people don't know. But I guess that just doesn't appeal to me, I just don't find it entertaining.
I actually stopped using a couple of websites in order to avoid the conspiracy theorists. If I am not having fun, why bother go there? I just hope some of these people make it back to the normal world, they're wasting time and energy, their mental health and personal relationship suffer for it too.
The internet can be a weird place, and sometimes you can end up on a weird sub reddit, or a website that you've always used can slowly start to transition into something that it wasn't.
Just stay safe everyone, here's a hole that a lot of people didn't come out of (No pun intended).
@@samf.s.7731 absolutely. When did entertainment start coming with a mandatory lecture from some nutbag or other.
@@taterthepenguin silent hill 2 circumcision boogaloo
I died laughing at “DID YOU ALLOW HIM TO MUTILATED YES OR NO!!!” That pic of batman was funny too
18:28 for the clip
Alex asked calmly
I was circumcised when I was two days old.
I couldn't walk for a year.
This is America
*shoots foreskin off of a baby
This is actually a really good example of correlation vs causation and reasons why one is not the other.
*rimshot*
I also got my dick tip cut off and I was left a vegetable for 4 years. It's a miracle I can even type this message honestly.
@TheBrokenUpEndEx 's LastName settle down stumpy
When the forum admin starts bringing up his gamer credentials you know things are getting serious
And when they use their gender/parenthood credentials, it's a sign there's no turning back.
Lmao “Gamer Credentials” I’m fucking dying
Do you have to go to the gamer college for a gamer degree? Or is it like an apprenticeship type of deal? 🤔
@@bostonian4650 sounds like someone who doesn't have proper, licensed gamer credentials.
@@errortryagainlater4240 complete any Souls Game besides DS2 and send Anita Sarkeesian a threatening email and you'll receive your gamer license within 3 buisness days
"Sir this is a Silent hill wiki forum" is the alternate title to this video
AlexShepherd really did just write an entire conspiracy theory essay on the Silent Hill wiki completely unprompted.
Actual schizo behavior
“I don’t think MatPat’s touching this one with an uncut 10 foot pole” is the most underrated pun I’ve ever heard and it needs so much more appreciation
Fr tho
Was anyone else reminded of the line from SH3? The 10 foot pole line
Was anyone else reminded of the line from SH3? The 10 foot pole line
He doesn't do silent hill vids
@@henrytownshend8862 Why not? I'd love to see him spiral into madness.
English teacher: The blue curtains are a representation of the author's depression.
OP: GIVE ME BACK MY FORESKIN!
obviously the blue of the curtains represent the lack of blood flowing to the snipped foreskin, showing the slow death of it.
The author: *the curtains are fucking blue godammit*
@@JosephM This quite literally happened in my school. We had to read poetry, and the teachers went into great depth about the 'symbolism', I can't even remember now but along the lines of your blue curtains thing. Anyway they managed to get the poet into the school to give a talk, and when they questioned him about the symbolism he basically just laughed it off and said he just picked a word that sounded good without giving it much thought.
AKA: Me in every literature class
Allied Atheist Alliance how embarrassed was your teacher?
my Sonic the Hedgehog theory is that he is obsessed with running fast because he is metaphorically running away from the trauma of his circumcision.
" *everything is about circumcision* " - AlexShepherd
When you're faster than light, all you can see is darkness
You mean running away from the trauma of his "male genital mutilation" or whatever he called it
He's like the Sigmund Freud of the Silent Hill community
or maybe he just likes to run
@John O. this is fucking gold
The sentence, "Forced circumcision should be banned and the Illuminti should acknowledge it" made me unexpectedly guffaw so loud I hurt myself.
I know, right?!
i almost shit myself reading this
Why does this read like Dracula Flow?
If there's one one thing Japanese game developers are interested in, it's circumcision in America.
There's a reason why circumcision is barely a thing in Japan
They're more interested in SPLATOON SQUID PORN
To be fair, Silent Hill takes place in America so having American problems in it isn't unthinkable. The developers being Japanese are far from what makes this theory strange, odd, and outlandish as hell.
The Japanese can get into some weird shit, so it wouldn’t surprise me at all.
And Satanic Illuminati influences in the government and over the American people. Don't forget that.
I'm glad I have "Whang circumcision" in my search history
Hoo boy! this a knee slapper!
Your FBI agent must be laughing hysterically.
welp time too look up "how to circumcise yourself" on youtube.
This just in: Alex has been found dead in his home with four gunshots fired through the back of his head, presumably due to suicide, and not totally not due an assassination carried out by Konami because of his groundbreaking research on the true message of Silent Hill.
I can not tell if this is real.
@@celebi734 bruh
Nah he's still alive and he's in the comments under the name cult of Odin. He's the guy saying that he was right about all this LOL clearly it's rhe same lunatic from the story
I imagined this as the actual Alex Shepherd dead in his house.
@@HugoStiglitz88 He has multiple accounts.
This is literally that guy talking to Squidward at the Krusty Krab and Squidward saying "Sir this is a restaurant. We serve food here."
"Sir, this is a Wendy's"
To be fair, that guy (Bubble Bass) was ordering a sandwich. It was just a ludicrously-complex order.
I like how nobody is really diagreeing with him or trying to argue they're literally just stating that it has nothing to do with Silent Hill
Probably because they don’t wanna pick that kind of fight they just want him to stop applying and unrelated theory to circumstantial evidence.
Because arguing him about that feeds the fire and makes you part of the problem. They just want their wiki to actually be about the game
@@nyancat2221 no the dude was right about circumcision, they knew it. That's why they didn't argue about it.
@@cult_of_odin okay alex sheperd we know thats u
@@heartcatchprecure Lol, he's not wrong about male genital mutilation, and the tragedy of how normalized it is because of puritanism and religion, but it likely has nothing to do with silent hill. Several of the other admins said verbatim that they agreed with him, just not that it has anything to do with Silent Hill, so quite clearly Perry Ross is correct; they didn't argue about it, because they agreed with him.
Luigi’s Mansion 3 is about Luigi finding his foreskin
I can confirm this, my dad works for Nintendo and he talks a lot about Luigi's foreskin.
@Ghostlys Golden No that was Mario is Missing!
All of the ghosts are just peices of foreskin and Luigi is just going to sew all of them to gether to get Mario the doctor who forcibly split Luigi from his foreskin, all the game is about is foreskin and revenge against the illuminati foreskin cutting lunatic that is Mario
*This is all a joke, obviously*
@@Ron-np9rp wait, wot?
Luigi's Manskin 3
That dude really had a breakdown because he thought a giant worm was gonna steal his penile pullover, good lord.
Not to defend the guy, but I wouldn't trust my foreskin to a giant worm either. Maybe you would, but that's just me.
"penile pullover" lmao
@@DonVigaDeFierro I dont think I'd trust my foreskin or any body part in general to any monster in silent hill
@@SwyvCrux Now resident evil on the other hand...
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 I’ll give Heisenburg my foreskin if he asks politely
immediately when alex mentioned unconscious telepathy telling konami about foreskin troubles I thought "wait, like in zero escape??"
AND THEN IT TURNS OUT HE EDITS FOR THAT SERIES' WIKI
BRO PLAYED 999 AND BELIEVED IT HOW IS THIS REAL
The internet at it's finest amirite?
I bet the guy's gonna freak out when he learns snails are real.
This guy sounds like an actual Silent Hill villain
He looks like a tutorial boss
Na the voice acting would be too good. Silent hill its law for all speech to be disjointed and awkward
Even dahlia and Walter is sane while Claudia is delusional like him.
he's looking for his foreskin
Alex Shepard's (the actual in-game character) name didn't deserve to be associated with this guy, even if he was in one of the worse Silent Hill games.
Dude's obsessed with circumcision, and projects it onto everything. That's amazing.
I mean, it is a bad thing and it's a serious topic that needs to be discussed.
@@flunkiebubs2002 Just not on a Silent Hill Game Forum haha
Flunkiebubs Of course its a serious topic that needs to be talked about. But he’s projecting his obsession onto a horror game that has nothing to do with circumcision. Sounds to me like he suffered from a botched circumcision and wants to be able to relate to one of his favorite games.
@@MoonMoonTM dude probably rants about it over Thanksgiving dinner.
@@dizasteroid7 Hahaha I'm just picturing the guy turning anything on said thanksgiving dinner into an argument about circumcision.
"Can you cut me a piece of turkey?"
"This is a representation of the issues of male genital mutilation, WAKE UP SHEEPLE! You're part of the problem with your knive-ho mindset perpetuated by american culture!"
Everyone: "Aw, not this shit again, every fucking year"
"he became a serial killer because he was circumcised"
*looks down*
oh fuck
EW, a half man
being circumcised is like having a lipstick with no cap
Soon you'll be able to get your foreskin regrown, there is hope.
@@orangeman3220 dude. The mushroom is the best part
@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 not what the ladies say
"Maybe we were once had the ability to communicate telepathically and we lost this innate ability because we are so separated now." I genuinely thought he was gonna say 'Because we had our genitals mutilated."
When you hear something like that, you know the dude's batshit insane.
Ok...from now on can we refer to “censorship” as “forced circumcision of information”?
I'm stealing this, lol.
Yes.
Yes
Im using this
Forced informational mutilation
bepismaster is one step away from asking "and is foreskin in the room with us now?" and i can respect that
"Show us on the monster where the foreskin is"
@@AtomicFlounder42 To be fair, that would be very easy depending on Silent Hill game, especially for 3. Theres alot of phallic monsters.
Fun fact: You can win any argument by calling your opponent brainwashed and desensitized.
That's how most people argue now a days
It’s funny when two people who eat up CNN and FOX propaganda yell at eachother and call eachother brainwashed. As they continue to sprout the regurgitate popular opinions from their favorite bias “news” site
Desensitized sounds about right for another body part than the brain.
That is your opinion! Because you gave been brainwashed and desensitized!
Don't forget appeals to "being on the right side of history".
I read Walter Sullivan’s wiki page at a time when this stuff was on it. I remember thinking “man, whoever wrote this seems really butthurt and wants everyone else to know about it”.
use of the word 'butthurt' there is close to extremely accurate
More like cockburned lol
I’ll see myself out
@@mystik_owl”dickhurt” may be more like it tho
@@mystik_owl wrong side of his body.
@@eightcoins4401 That's why it was *close*
This might be a wild and ridiculous interpretation here, but I think Alex might be circumcised and unhappy about it.
The opposite probably. Uncircumcised and sad about it.
Maybe more the mastubation part becuase his father seems to be the type for preaching abstinence. And maybe the gay part depending if you interpret that he was in the army or not. But you actually don't care becaue you want to find out what happened to his little brother. Something more important than Alex sexuality and genitals.
Huge Chrome Peach no
@@matts4750 He probably has a weird dick because of a botched circumcision and is pissed about it more than likely. I'm guessing women turn him down so he goes on a tirade
"i fucking hate my parents. every time i look at my penis, i feel anger."
(actual quote from alex)
"There are some who theorize" is just a pretentious way of saying "trust me bro"
Speculation and theory are treated as two separate things for the reasons shown in the video lmao
Experts say
"I heard that dude don't even have his tattoo." Idiocracy court scene.
"Sources suggest..."
I wanted to find out what the hell he was talking about, googled it, and it turns out the whole "circumcision is a demonic ritual" thing is just poorly hidden antisemitism disguised as a conspiracy theory. (Which is just most conspiracy theories so I'm not surprised /:)
The title of this video is the most ambitious word crossover in TH-cam history.
If he isn't a weirdly dedicated troll, I genuinely feel bad for the guy. He almost definitely has some sort of mental illness and suffers from paranoia. Also he has a point about how dumb and unnecessary circumcision is.
Though the "penis monster searching for its foreskin" bit is funny
From what I can gather, he definitely isn't. If you have that extreme level of knowledge and passion about something, but such a narrow perspective of selective awareness, you're not a weirdly dedicated troll, you're weirdly dedicated and could probably get a lot of personal help, sympathy, and peace of mind by getting therapy
@@mystik_owlhe has to be a troll. If not definitely has some form of autism
As a circumcised man I feel a close relation to how the giant worm monster feels, trying to find his lost foreskin
You must have a small dick to want to have your forskin back. Only reason someone would be mad about being circumcised is because they have a pencil dick.
"WHEEEERRRRE ISSSSS MYYYY FORESKINNNNN?"
@@Piss_Off_Plz why is this funny
@@Piss_Off_Plz LMAO!! It- it reminds me to that chase in OUTLAST! When you reach the male ward ans there's a guy who says "WANT MEAT! WANT MEAT!! WANT MEAT!!!!*
@@Piss_Off_Plz Alright, Sasuke.
“It’s almost as big as Henry” you never know, silent hills a crazy place. Henry could’ve been packalackin that schmizzeat
“Packalackin that schmizzeat”
I’ve never heard that phrase before, but you can bet I’ll be using it a whole lot more
as a baby? hollllllly
the op literally SOUNDS like a silent hill villain
Hence the actual reason for villainous behavior: mental illness.
he got ptsd from being circumcised
@@dwvcollection he's the actual villain for PT
Eddy?! Have you gone NUTS!?
4 years later and it still is hilarious how many times Whang has to remind the viewer that this indeed took place on a Silent Hill fan wiki. One of my all time most rewatched Whang vids.
my favorite part is him saying Persona had similar themes like just imagine
"Why are you doing this, Adachi-san?"
"It's really quite simple, narukami-kun, I was circumcised as a child. Not like a brat like you would understand."
The red colour of his persona represents all the blood that would've flowed into his foreskin.
"those bitches and sluts wouldn't understand my pain"
Maybe Mara is just looking for its foreskin.
Thats why they shoot themselves in the head to summon their persona
@@kiyote437 I'm sure he would have brought up the circumcision topic on a page about Mara if he hadn't before being banned.
"that is a BIG ass foreskin" never thought i'd hear someone say that
Eightskin
That’s my main pick up line
At first I was like "that's funny" but then I was like "wait, this guy is posting his headcanons on the official wikia..."
Yeah. There's often a fandom or headcanon section on wikis. There was another level of shock when I realized it was on the main article
The whole Silent Hill Wikia is people putting their headcanons
Can we just pretend that silent hill is a simulation run by alien dogs?
@@Taitosalad no, because that's the truth. The dog was behind everything
@@megahedgehog2039 Yeah you’re right the alien dogs is canon.
There's this one meme image on tumblr thats like an anon at the drive thru window saying the most insane shit with the next panel being a horrified employee's reaction, i feel like that horrified employee right now listening to this.
"There is literally no proof of circumcision being the root of Walter's villainous motivations."
"I AM THE LAW!"
too bad he wasn't the owner of the site XD
Gee, I hope nobody's taping this!
Wasn't a majority of the stuff shown in the Nightmare Hospital part mean to represent Walter's unhealthy obsession with his mother, who need I remind you all he believed to be a fucking apartment??
and he really didn't like his whiny new step-dad
Lmao Walter is such a funny villian. Mf's whole thing is that he wants a whole universe for him and his apartment mother
Silent Hill lore is too big IQ for me 💀💀💀
Plot twist: The mother wasn’t the apartment, rather the _foreskin!_
@@GOFFBITZH666 "Walter acts like a dick and his apartment represents his foreskin. That's why he holds it in high regard, he wants to retreat back into it like his real dick is unable too."
A 30 minute video about a strange circumcision theory is the best thing a channel called Whang! could produce.
Yes didn't even think about that lol
Surly its whan if the the tips been cut off
Is nobody gonna talk about how creepy and inappropriate it is for him to interrogate a woman about her kid’s genitals and demand that she describe them in graphic detail? Like bro… you know how that looks right?
Shit nevermind lol turns out he is
I mean, its equally weird for a woman to wish to have her newborns genitals be cut up because she thinks it "looks better"
Imagine if it was done to females because males thought "it looks better"
@@alicethemad1613I JUST SAW THATS CRAZYYY
If there was a checklist for buzz words, this guy would have the whole damn thing checked off
as a former wikia and wikipedia editor, this set off so many red flags
Yeah he used them all up
Hell, he probably invented a few right there.
"I kinda hate fan theories." - Instant thumbs up
I know a certain someone would be butthurt by that remark.
I always roll my eyes at them, specially when I hear theroies: of this big villain in a series was secretly trying to be a hero bs.
It's always weird to me that some people only want to know the bare-bones vanilla story without any kind of alternate take.
Benito Pulatso really depends for me
@@FiggsNeughton I think some are cool takes on things, but this guy in the video.. he fell down the tin foil hat rabbit hole and never crawled out.
Alternate title: This is why therapy should be free.
You get what you pay for, unfortunately.
And mandatory
@@asrielkekker lol
There is no free lunch
or why lobotomy should be mandatory
Hi, i have a psychotic disorder and i can say w abt 80% certainty this person was experiencing a moment of revelation and a break from reality.
It's genuinely sad to hear how frustrated and angry he gets in his responses to criticism bc i know that feeling - thinking you've found "truth", trying to share it, being rebuffed or told to stop or be quiet.
The worst part is that for many people who experience psychosis, they may know their beliefs are false or ridiculous or embarrassing, but their brain is wired to act as if those beliefs are true regardless of how they feel about them. It's a very painful and scary situation to be in, and it can leave you permanently stuck with a delusional belief or thought process attached to specific subjects, often including favorite media or real-world relationships and places.
I hope AlexShepherd is doing better these days.
Yea but what if your disciplined in a innocent setting and didnt get exposed to such weirdness? I'm afraid those ESG scores really do have a control of you guys, ur future is not urs. Lmfao, as a Newfoundlander I know we f'ed up when people are afraid to address the people we saved.
@@Robert_D_Mercer I have no idea what your comment means, in relation to mine or in general. Can you explain?
Nope, few months ago he tried to edit Whang's wikitubia page with claims that Whang slandered him by calling him a NOMAP... you can still find his comment underneath it. Granted, it could be someone pretending to be him... but why would someone do it years after video got released? XD
So... thinking that cutting babies genitals being wrong is delusional?
@@Razor7557
Wtf is a NOMAP?
That a euphemism for a lying pedophile?
I think all of the foreskin imagery hes seeing is actually being mistaken for umbilical chord imagery as the superintendent in sh4 kept walters mothers umbilical chord in his apt and there is a lot of rebirth imagery in many of the sh games particularly in 4 in fact Henry is almost being reborn everytime he leaves walters world which is why it shows him going through the hole much like a baby and it feels like a dream when he awakes. Theres a lot to back this line of thinking up mainly that walter is trying to perform a ritual to bring his younger self back to life in the apt with his mother when in reality hes performing a summoning ritual for a much dark entity.
I'd like to think the user AlexShepard seeing all of this foreskin imagery is just Silent Hill's effects taking place. Like how the Abstract Daddy that James saw isn't the same as how Angela Orosco perceives it, the foreskin imagery is just his perception of it. It's so funny lmao
Silent Hill 1-4 contains a great amount of symbolism, imagery, and allusions that pertains to the distorted psyches of its protagonists/antagonists that are on par with Lynchian dream concepts.
Random internet user: GUARD THE FORESKINS, GENTLEMEN
I never thought I'd see the words Silent Hill and Circumcision in the same sentence.
Why not?
@@drhombre69 Circumcision's not a thing in Japan, and until Homecoming, Silent Hill was a Japanese series, despite being set in America.
Silent Circumcision Hill
they should make a silent hill game with this dude as the protagonist. would be a psychological trip.
That guy clearly had some sort of mental breakdown. Itd be interesting to see if all his edit follows the same themes, or if you can track his demise through the edits.
The whole "Everyone but me fails to recognise the truth" and how fast he moved on to the next thing makes me think of schizophrenia or something like that
This is what happens when you fail to take your anti-psychosis meds.
nah, guys just your average florida man
I mean circumcision did have some impact in his psyche lol
I kinda started loosing my mind after "circumcision is on par with actual genocide"
Your profile pic makes this even funnier
When it is done to girls, it is considered a human rights violation 🤷♂️ Of course, still not genocide.
@@scottydu81 if you're referring to FGM those are two completely different things, and while sure, circumcision is bad, it's not nearly as bad as FGM
Well Circumcision can mutilate male genitals
@@fleshautomatonanimatedbyne6327 but yes they are different to a degree
The essence of "Sir this is a Wendy's"
"Sir, this is a 𝙝𝙝𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙨"
Squidward: We serve _food_ here.
Truth
Sir my children are just trying to have a fun time trick or treating stop asking them if their circumcised
@@Master_Of_The_Universe Jared Taylor? Huwhite
now that i think about it, alex demanding to know whether a baby boy was circumsized or not is made so much worse knowing he defends nomaps 😬
I've never seen a more powerful, blatant case of projection in my life. It's incredible.
This is what Silent Hill is all about. It's a reflection of his own Psyche, a hell of his own making.
I'm just glad Chris-chan never bothered playing these games. It's bad enough with what he did to Sonic and Pokemon as is.
@@theotherther1 what he did to his mother is worse, I imagine his boss fight would look similar to that one in silent hill 2
Quacks are attacking babies g3nitals with knives for profit down the street from you, RIGHT NOW. Seems like you are projecting your denial as normal.
"Silent Hill is all about exposing the atrocities of America"
That has to be one of my favorite missing of the point in a game ever.
I've only played one game and I understand that it's not about the horribleness of America.
If this guy played MGS 2 I'm positive his head would literally explode
@@dimitrisb5089 yup
Its 3AM and I found this video. Going into the comments to check what its about. Seeing this comment made me look forward to watching this video tomorrow since I agree with you.
I never played, what is the point of Silent Hill anyway?
imagine picking a silent hill wiki as your soapbox to stand on, sheesh
I've seen people start 2000-word a post political arguments on cat videos. When your head is stuck up your ass, it's hard to see where you are.
Hasslevania I was just thinking this?! Who the fuck uses a horror videogame to project their anti circumcision propaganda onto
@Michael Fox that's not genital mutilation my dude... even if it was, a silent hill wikia? really? of all places?
@person merc ever heard of smegma?
@person merc I'm pretty fucking happy I never have to deal with dick cheese thanks to circumcision. No grown man alive has memories of their circumcision (if done when they were a baby). Circumcise or don't - but this is not the same thing as, say, the barbaric practice of removing the clitoris.
15:55 I love the phrasing of "Most men (and humans)" because it sounds like it's saying men AREN"T human
I sincerely hope that man got the help he needed.
circumcision is genuinley fucked up and an evil practice unironically. but yeah that guy did seem fucked
Yes he needed some help with his mental state but that does not take away the fact male genital mutilation is a crime against humanity and needs stopped.
@@cult_of_odin that's... going a bit overboard, no? Its like saying walking down the sidewalk is an "Ant HOLOCAUST!!!" Its not good to step on an ant, but its not as if the wellbeing of the human race is being profoundly affected by circumcision, that's just alarmist. We can get rid of it AND be reasonable people
@@cult_of_odin Hi Alex
@@cult_of_odin um...no. He's just a dipshit and if you believe likewise...well....btw you are not a fucking Viking, whatever your screen name, and if you're going to start talking about asatru just don't, it's cringey and has nothing to do with nordic beliefs, you're just a fucking weeb who picked a Scandinavian source for your bullshit instead of japan
I want Team Silent to come back together to collectively just say "he was right lmao" and then go off their own ways again
The sheer chaos that would cause
i feel like people would be killed in an incident like that
riots in the streets
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He want his pp skin bacc
The fact that this has under 50 likes is a hate crime.
Pete Madrona lml who made You this way?this is too funny
Lmao nooooo. Stop that. Behave lmfao.
I am fucking deceased
I almost liked your comment but I want to keep it that special number
This is my favorite schizophrenic post I've ever seen.
The dedication he has to this... Someone should make a video game about his life. Maybe they already have..
They did. It's called Silent Hill.
@@grimgrahamch.4157Peak comment spotted holy shit
"Possible foreskin symbolism," might be the best collection of words I've ever heard.
That's a great band name.
Grindcore Band Name
This man is taking " YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY FORESKIN ALIVE" to another level.
Alright Alex, you were circumcised...we get it.
This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.
R/circumcised
@@tommyasfun r/foundthemobileuser
Alex Shepherd should be the main antagonist in the next Silent Hill game. He’s crazy enough to be one
The fact that he'd name himself after a character from Homecoming was the biggest red flag.
"Brother-killing war veteran protests brutal circumcision practices." - CNN
@@xmus4023 OH NO BROTHERRRRRR *Hulk Hogan intensifies*
@@xmus4023 And he wasn't even a war veteran. Gosh, what a great storyline.
I've been openly gay for the better half of my life, but that section where he tries to use the Schism as a metaphor for being gay almost turned me straight
Wait, what do you mean? Before coming out I looked exactly like the Schism, flat head and all. That isn't common?
😆 aw sht
Imagine if a gay conversion therapy person sees this and decides to use internet cringe to straighten LGBT+ people up?
@@mqfii8992 oh shit-
@@RS-bz1et 😆
"Silent Hill is ALL about the injustices of America"
It's made in Japan
Edit: if you’re thinking about replying to argue with me, reconsider! I probably don’t care about what you’re about to say. In fact, I almost guarantee it.
You know there is some hilariously stupid and long winded argument he would have to defend his position despite be 100% wrong. I can already think of a few he would use.
Tbf it's not like racism/police brutality/persecution of minorities + other injustices are exclusive to the US or don't happen in Japan.
@@roundabout468 exactly why it doesn't make sense to say that it's ABOUT injustice in America.
@@GippyHappy oh yeah. Just saying there are parallels.
I mean, although Japan (and other counties) can and had portrayed other cultures struggles...
I doubt Konami and the Silent Hill team had circumcision on their plans.
The irony of Silent Hill being what he wanted it to be to him is not lost on me.
Alex Shepard is truly one of the Silent hill protagonists of all time.
@@conwaysquest6961Bro got the bad ending, fr fr.
La llorona yells "mis ninos!" but the greedy worm monster yells "My foreskin!"
*mis hijos
*niños (Though I understand that on a computer that my be difficult.)
Also, it is "hijos" as that refers to one's own kids. "Niños" just refers to "boys" or "kids" but not necessarily your own. For anyone wondering why the correction above.
@@MinatheRaichu I speak Spanish, I just typed it fast and couldn't get the ñ on a computer. Plus "mis niños" sounds funny here because it's used incorrectly, much like the guy who kept using the Silent Hill wiki incorrectly to make his anti-foreskin removal stand
@@13thephantom fair enough, though I also said it's to clarify the above edit if anyone is curious why
@@MinatheRaichu That's fair, I just also wanted to say why I typed it as I did.
I remember reading this when it first appeared on the wiki and I was so confused why someone was projecting their circumcision obsession onto Walter
I feel like I'm hearing a spree killer's manifesto before they even pull the trigger.
holy shit you're right
That’s exactly what it sounds like.
professor sad Unfortunately history says otherwise, one just needs to look into abortion clinic, mosque or synagogue attacks to see that’s not actually true.
"having concerns about a problem in society makes you a lunatic"
@@darknes4150 There's nothing wrong with having concerns about a problem in society - plenty of people do. It's the way you choose to address these concerns, when and where, and how, that makes people pass judgement on you, good or bad.
Thank you to the Twitter thread unmasking Stonetoss for bringing this subject to light
I think I was at the tail end of high school when this was happening. I distinctly remember sitting with two friends, one of whom was reading the wiki thread out loud, and feeling like I was in the midst of a fever dream.
The world would be a darker place without Alex Shepherd, The Foreskin Defender.
Imagine earning that nickname
Dude.. I see a movie brewing...
*_Alex Shepherd_*
Occupation: _Foreskin Defender_
if this was satire, it would be the funniest satirical fan theory ever
When your word of the day calendar lands on "Brainwashed"...
Like, geez man. Maybe invest in a thesaurus before writing a manifesto on a wikia?
Japanese devs: make a horror game
AlexShepard: "Of course, they've been telepathically contacted by victims of male circumcision to criticize America! It's so obvious!!!"
Devs: "Dafuq???"
Someone involved with SH4: ...?
Especially funny when you consider circumcision isnt the norm in Japan. Most people there are uncircumcised.
Alex Shepard: *goes off about circumcision*
Everyone: sir, this is a silent hill wiki
this is what in 2021 would be considered "The silent Hill CBT Theory"
The reason as to why Dahlia Gillespie hated her daughter so much, Is because she couldn't perform CBT on Alessa so she could efficiently make her feel pain and pleasure.
You see, CBT would allow her powers to awake much sooner, with more intensity and make her an even worthier vessel.
@@mqfii8992 whoever survived the ball stretcher is considered a powerful being
Waiting till somebody says the CBT copypasta...
A Restrained Figure in the Hospital. Some theorize this is possible Cock and Ball Torture symbolism as male recipients of CBT are often restrained.
@@maggle837 i wish i was dyslexic so i wouldnt have to read the replies under this comment