Chapter 1: _"Who's afraid of The Big Bad Ham-Dog Millionaire?"_ Now, who likes the Bee Gees? Well, this is where they came up with that fabulous, spunky song, "Night Fever". What do you mean, "came up with"? They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway. Why were they standing in this doorway? They were waiting for a friend to pick him up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday. Can you verify that hah please! Trust me, I _know_ disco. Sir I thought free drinks were included in this tour. No, there's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea. - It said in the brochure. - The information you got is bullshit! We don't need even fizzy drinks. Just water would be enough. You got false information. We must have free drinks. No free drinks. There are no free drinks, and if you're trying to rip me a new asshole, you're making a big mistake. You are a shitty businessman. You know that, no? And you're a bunch of fucking cunts. Check my cheeks. I'm sorry. My dad can get cranky sometimes. He sure has a temper on him. Yeah. He likes to shout. I like to smile. You cheesy old cornball. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm a cheesy old cornball. Yeah, you are. But that's OK. I kind of like it. My name's Brayden. Brayden? Is that Scottish? It's not Scottish. What's your name? I'm Janet. Hey, stop talking to the customer and help Dad with his shorts. So, Dad, I think I've got a date with that hot girl from the tour. No way! You're a bullshit artist. No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me. - She's yanking your chain. Trust me. - No, Dad. She likes my character. She said so. And her name's Janet. That's not right. I need them greasy and this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand? Too much grease is bad for you. I read it in a fitness magazine someone left on the bus. That's horse shit. You're a bullshit artist. We have an agreement. You stay here, you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mum and Ricky Prickles. Dad, don't keep saying that. You know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there, he called me Fatty Boom Boom. First, there's this dry food. Now you're telling me you got a girlfriend. Next you're gonna be leaving the family business. You must not like me very much. Is that what this is all about? I'm sorry, Dad. I can add more oil if you want. I'm not hungry anymore. Dad, I don't wanna leave you. But I guess I do like Janet. She might not like me, though, not when she gets to know me. If she gets to know you. You ask it for chips and you get nothing. Yes, you should tell management. I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips. Please tell me, what flavour chips did you eventually decide upon? Who cares? They were paprika ridge chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is. Yes, that's so true. I love ridges. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. Excuse me, what? Potato. - Can you say that again? - Potato. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. OK, this is embarrassing, but, please, can you say it a little slower? Potato. Please, one last time. - Potato. I think he's trying to say potato. Ah, yes. Potato! Potato chips. What on earth is this man doing? Hey, there are three of us and one of you, buddy. Maybe he's not a man. Maybe he's The Boogie-Woogie. He _is_ the boogie-woogie! My God! This man is truly mad. Who cares? On the count of three, we'll tackle him. One, two... I am a rich gentlemen. I own a premium shipping business in Denver. Let me live. I will make you the chief shareholder. You will get a handsome salary with the attractive corner office. Does that or does that not appeal to you? I wanted some ridged paprika chips. They weren't even for me. Who cares? There is a girl in my room. I met her tonight at a sports bar. We tried to have sex but I couldn't get a stiffy. Then my balls got sucked up into my abdomen. Does it strike you as unusual? Am I dead yet? My name is Sidney. Chapter 2: _"Shit Happens."_ Ronnie? Is that you, Big Ronnie? Oh, yeah, better believe it. I heard screaming. All OK back there, Big Ronnie? Yeah, sure. I was laughing. Oh, laughing, were you? Why, did your car get too greasy again? No comment, but yeah, kind of did. I like going through the car wash. It's good to know my car is getting a good clean. It's fun. Oh, and here's ten for the wash. And I'm gonna go use your bathroom. Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie. Ronnie's back. Let's go disco dancing again soon, Big Ronnie. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We could disco dance. Why not? We used to disco dance all the time. I guess you got too busy lately. Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing, but my son's having problems. What kind of problems, Big Ronnie? Between you and me, I think my son's a severe manic depressive. He should be on medication. And did I tell you he still craps the bed most nights? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. No, you did not. Yeah, and he craps on the carpet. I've found it in the kitchen. Hell, he even crapped on top of the TV last week. Anyway, thanks for the scrub. OK, Big Ronnie. Catch you again soon, I hope. Bye-bye, Big Paul. Bye-bye, Big Ronnie. Morning, Dad. Go away. Someone's a grouch today. Oh, you don't care. What does that mean? Oh, now that you got a girlfriend, you're probably gonna wanna move out. Bullshit artist. We haven't even had our first date. Look, I know women. She'll want you all to herself. She looked greedy. She looked nice to me. You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness. People do that, you know. They get so lonely, their heart stops and they die. But you won't care. You'll be too busy making love. Cut it out, Dad. Quit goofing off. I'm not going anywhere, Dad. You know how I am with the ladies. But seriously, I have something I need to tell you. - Come here. - Go for it, Dad. - Are you ready? - Yes. What is it? I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy, Dad. Bullshit artist. Am not. Bullshit. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas. Done and done, Dad. And now, this very store here is where Kool from "Kool and the Gang" worked before he exploded onto the disco scene. Anyway, this is the end of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour. Thank you very much for coming and, er, come again soon. So, where are you taking me tonight, Mister? How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot? What about me? Who's gonna cook for me? - I'm hungry. - You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad. - You'll have to go get a dog. - Not a real dog. Yeah, don't bite into a real dog. Don't bite into a... woof-woof. Woof! OK, you two can fuck off tonight. Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. Bye-bye! Fucking cunts! I could feast on that queen's ass all night long. Thanks, Big Heiny. Looking forward to a great meal. Of course, of course. I think I read once that these kinds of breadstick are called grissini. Probably. So, um, does your mum live with you too? No. She left when I was small. She met someone new. Well, that's crapola. Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six-pack I've ever seen. Ooh. Tell this girl more. I went to stay with Mum and Ricky once. He made me punch him in his six-pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum-packed bag of roasted sausages. Chapter 3: _"She's a Hootie-Tootie-Disco-Cutie"_ 'Nick spun the gun around his finger and pointed it into the future 'till the Rasta came back to life. '"You're under arrest you stanky, loose, saggy, cunny for conspiracy to commit revenge," 'the Rasta said as he lit a hand-rolled cigar 'in the scarlet sunset.' Oh...hey..._Ah!_ You're up late?! Yeah, I'm working on a novel. The fantasy one? No, it's an urban cyber thriller called "Revenge Incorporated". It's set in a dark future where revenge is outlawed but there's a company you can hire to get revenge for you. I've been dreaming about you throughout these long, hard nights. Do you miss me? Yeah, I sort of miss you. I'm lost and lonely for you. Basically, I love you. Don't say that. Unless you mean it, of course. Why is the sky blue? Because blue is your favourite colour. Oh, you cornball. Yeah, I'm a cornball, remember? I love you, though. I love you. I've wanted to say it for so long. It feels good to hear it, if I'm honest. Give yourself to me for all time. Don't say that. This girl's confused. If I could write your name on the moon, I would, with my own blood. And also, I wanna marry you. OK. I loved you from the moment I saw you on the disco tour. I'm a romantic at heart. JANET: Ronnie?...NOOOO!!!! Little Timmy Jordan: Ronnie, are you there? Now, that definitely sounds like Big Ronnie. Big Ronnie, is that you? Big Ronnie, are you in my car wash? How's the scrub working out? Are the brushes stiff enough for you? Take me Disco dancing Big Ro-(SCHWACK)- Blood splats against Big Ronnie's old, grease covered face, not to his supprise his thick juicy Prickus got to half mass... but he knew he had a dirty, fat, son stealing bitch locked in his house with a head to smash into his carpet and he wasn't spilling his seed until she was dead and he was _Fucking Thirsty!_ _End of Part 1 of 15._
Those suits the spring loaded bell bottoms the belts that beats his kids with. The wigs are a hit a well when he was ranting away it popped up. It looked like a fin of a shark 🦈 and a body of a walrus so funny 😂.How can you not watch the BS is none stop?
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?” David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.
Attorney: "What is your name?" Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?" Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?" Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
Michelle is the new Google! Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs. 🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator". EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
@@larrylunceford7395 thank u for making the video..i definitely understand..i knew from the beginning bz it happen to me with a pastor n deacon only difference i left b4 anything could happen to me..wen i caught them smoking weed in the parking of the church and cussing in the church..i knew it was time to find another church
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
Axe= Ask Pacific= Specific Aspet= Aspect Ministry= any money laundering operation he’s involved in. Residential ministry= Big mfin mansion That should help out some.
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing? David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.
@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!
I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.
@@liquidpowder839 He obviously doesn't miss any meals. And Michelle probably fixes them. But eating his lips and licking his lips are his tell that he is lying.
Yeah, all of a sudden he knows things! A brat full of shit. Why do you hurt people under disguise of a shepherd? What are special guests in a church organisation??
Well, they don't have fake doctoral degrees. He does, but just like people with EBT cards have tricked themselves into thinking they have their own "money", he's tricked himself into thinking he's actually educated.
Daytona Says What?! No. thats a man so nervous about giving the attorney information that would incriminate him for spending all that money from scamming poor people, that his head is going crazy and not able to focus
Joseph Drolick you have no idea what this case is about. Go look at the difference between a criminal and civil case. You need to do Law 101 and just understand the basics. He’s not on trial for anything. You don’t get what’s going on.
Daytona Says What?! You really think that’s what that sociopath is thinking?? He keeps pinging off of his attorneys cause he doesn’t know what the hell hes doing. And you really think this idiots first thought when he was asked his sons birthday was to mislead the plaintiffs??? Screw your Law 101 crap this is common sense
She doesn't care. She was long gone with a couple suitcases full of cash and the real books before he finished this farce. Last seen heading south to Belize.
Michelle can take over the whole responsibilities of the president’s cabinet by herself. She sounds like a hardworking, intelligent, multitasking individual!
@@maggieouillette6667 he needed something I know his lips were on fire. I know he’s nervous because of this desposition but my goodness for a second I thought he had a health problem. Something ain’t right.
He ate half his hair off, look at that hair like where it starts. All that money he scams he couldn't get a hair transplant? And he's going bald on the back of his head hahaha
Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out. Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline. Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude. He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet. I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.
Michelle is the hardest working woman in America.
George Smart lol true!
She runs America! Ya'll should make her the next president. She knows everything
The American country.
Michelle is going to be the hardest worker in the federal prison.lol thanks to The Apostle David Taylor
I need a Michelle...
This dude should have walked in, said “axe Michelle.” and moonwalked out. The end.
This would make a great sketch comedy skit
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I laughed so loud at this comment! 😂😂😂
Lesson Learned: Talking "softly" doesn't make you less guilty.
Shhh,he doesn't want God to hear him
critic factss
critic Drove me nuts! I couldn’t listen any more
I want to drop kick his ass. Fucker!
@@davidmcghee1087 🤣🤣
I don't understand why businesses like Amazon hire 10's of thousands of employees when they could just hire Michelle.🤷🏾♂️
Axe Michelle
Michelle most certainly is a very good runner up for CEO of J.M.M.I.
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😂😂 at this point i think Michelle is made up
She’s real and has a deposition out on you tube
Michelle's deposition could go for $49.99 on pay-per-view...
Adam M lol. That was a good 1. I would pay to see it.
Adam M 😂
hilarious
Adam M lmfaoooo I'm so dead 💀 😂😂😂😂
Adam M I'd pay
i’ve watched this dozens of times and it literally never gets old. this could be released in theaters and it’d be a hit comedy
Me too
Me THREE..I needed a good laugh today.
@@londonsinspection9811 Me THREE..I needed a Good laugh today.
Chapter 1:
_"Who's afraid of The Big Bad Ham-Dog Millionaire?"_
Now, who likes the Bee Gees? Well, this is where they came up with that fabulous, spunky song, "Night Fever". What do you mean, "came up with"? They wrote the lyrics while they were standing in this doorway. Why were they standing in this doorway? They were waiting for a friend to pick him up. They were going out for Chinese and celebrating his birthday. Can you verify that hah please! Trust me, I _know_ disco.
Sir I thought free drinks were included in this tour. No, there's no free drinks. I don't know where you got that idea. - It said in the brochure. - The information you got is bullshit! We don't need even fizzy drinks. Just water would be enough. You got false information. We must have free drinks.
No free drinks.
There are no free drinks, and if you're trying to rip me a new asshole, you're making a big mistake.
You are a shitty businessman. You know that, no?
And you're a bunch of fucking cunts. Check my cheeks.
I'm sorry. My dad can get cranky sometimes.
He sure has a temper on him. Yeah. He likes to shout. I like to smile. You cheesy old cornball. Yeah, that's what I am. I'm a cheesy old cornball. Yeah, you are. But that's OK. I kind of like it. My name's Brayden. Brayden? Is that Scottish? It's not Scottish. What's your name? I'm Janet. Hey, stop talking to the customer and help Dad with his shorts. So, Dad, I think I've got a date with that hot girl from the tour. No way! You're a bullshit artist. No, it's official. It's all been confirmed. She likes me. - She's yanking your chain. Trust me. - No, Dad. She likes my character. She said so. And her name's Janet. That's not right. I need them greasy and this is nothing like greasy. Do you understand? Too much grease is bad for you. I read it in a fitness magazine someone left on the bus. That's horse shit. You're a bullshit artist. We have an agreement. You stay here, you cook greasy. And this is not it. Maybe you should just go live with your mum and Ricky Prickles. Dad, don't keep saying that. You know Ricky Prickles hates me. Last time I was there, he called me Fatty Boom Boom. First, there's this dry food. Now you're telling me you got a girlfriend. Next you're gonna be leaving the family business. You must not like me very much. Is that what this is all about? I'm sorry, Dad. I can add more oil if you want. I'm not hungry anymore. Dad, I don't wanna leave you. But I guess I do like Janet. She might not like me, though, not when she gets to know me. If she gets to know you. You ask it for chips and you get nothing. Yes, you should tell management. I pay a dollar for the chips, the chips get stuck, the manager gets my dollar, and I get no chips. Please tell me, what flavour chips did you eventually decide upon? Who cares? They were paprika ridge chips. I like the ridges. I put the tip of my tongue between ridges, because that is where the salty chip dust is. Yes, that's so true. I love ridges. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato. Excuse me, what? Potato. - Can you say that again? - Potato. Yes, but what are these chips made from? Potato.
OK, this is embarrassing, but, please, can you say it a little slower? Potato. Please, one last time. - Potato. I think he's trying to say potato. Ah, yes. Potato! Potato chips. What on earth is this man doing? Hey, there are three of us and one of you, buddy. Maybe he's not a man. Maybe he's The Boogie-Woogie.
He _is_ the boogie-woogie!
My God!
This man is truly mad.
Who cares? On the count of three, we'll tackle him. One, two...
I am a rich gentlemen. I own a premium shipping business in Denver. Let me live. I will make you the chief shareholder. You will get a handsome salary with the attractive corner office. Does that or does that not appeal to you? I wanted some ridged paprika chips. They weren't even for me. Who cares? There is a girl in my room. I met her tonight at a sports bar. We tried to have sex but I couldn't get a stiffy. Then my balls got sucked up into my abdomen. Does it strike you as unusual? Am I dead yet? My name is Sidney.
Chapter 2:
_"Shit Happens."_
Ronnie? Is that you, Big Ronnie? Oh, yeah, better believe it. I heard screaming. All OK back there, Big Ronnie? Yeah, sure. I was laughing. Oh, laughing, were you? Why, did your car get too greasy again? No comment, but yeah, kind of did. I like going through the car wash. It's good to know my car is getting a good clean. It's fun. Oh, and here's ten for the wash. And I'm gonna go use your bathroom. Oh, you go right ahead, Big Ronnie. Ronnie's back. Let's go disco dancing again soon, Big Ronnie. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. We could disco dance. Why not? We used to disco dance all the time. I guess you got too busy lately. Ah, well, it's a little embarrassing, but my son's having problems. What kind of problems, Big Ronnie? Between you and me, I think my son's a severe manic depressive. He should be on medication. And did I tell you he still craps the bed most nights? Oh, boy. Uh-oh. No, you did not. Yeah, and he craps on the carpet. I've found it in the kitchen. Hell, he even crapped on top of the TV last week. Anyway, thanks for the scrub. OK, Big Ronnie. Catch you again soon, I hope. Bye-bye, Big Paul. Bye-bye, Big Ronnie. Morning, Dad. Go away. Someone's a grouch today. Oh, you don't care. What does that mean? Oh, now that you got a girlfriend, you're probably gonna wanna move out. Bullshit artist. We haven't even had our first date. Look, I know women. She'll want you all to herself. She looked greedy. She looked nice to me. You'll leave and I'll die of loneliness. People do that, you know. They get so lonely, their heart stops and they die. But you won't care. You'll be too busy making love. Cut it out, Dad. Quit goofing off. I'm not going anywhere, Dad. You know how I am with the ladies. But seriously, I have something I need to tell you. - Come here. - Go for it, Dad. - Are you ready? - Yes. What is it?
I'm making these bacon rolls real greasy, Dad. Bullshit artist. Am not. Bullshit. You make this the greasiest feast since that goose you cooked on Christmas. Done and done, Dad. And now, this very store here is where Kool from "Kool and the Gang" worked before he exploded onto the disco scene. Anyway, this is the end of Big Ronnie's Disco Tour. Thank you very much for coming and, er, come again soon. So, where are you taking me tonight, Mister? How about a sizzling Cajun hotpot? What about me? Who's gonna cook for me? - I'm hungry. - You'll have to go to a vendor, Dad. - You'll have to go get a dog. - Not a real dog. Yeah, don't bite into a real dog. Don't bite into a... woof-woof. Woof! OK, you two can fuck off tonight. Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. Bye-bye! Fucking cunts! I could feast on that queen's ass all night long. Thanks, Big Heiny. Looking forward to a great meal. Of course, of course. I think I read once that these kinds of breadstick are called grissini. Probably. So, um, does your mum live with you too? No. She left when I was small. She met someone new. Well, that's crapola. Yeah. His name is Ricky Prickles. He's a professional sports coach. He's got the most defined six-pack I've ever seen. Ooh. Tell this girl more. I went to stay with Mum and Ricky once. He made me punch him in his six-pack. He didn't feel anything because the muscles were so hard. It was like punching a vacuum-packed bag of roasted sausages.
Chapter 3:
_"She's a Hootie-Tootie-Disco-Cutie"_
'Nick spun the gun around his finger and pointed it into the future 'till the Rasta came back to life. '"You're under arrest you stanky, loose, saggy, cunny for conspiracy to commit revenge," 'the Rasta said as he lit a hand-rolled cigar 'in the scarlet sunset.' Oh...hey..._Ah!_
You're up late?!
Yeah, I'm working on a novel.
The fantasy one?
No, it's an urban cyber thriller
called "Revenge Incorporated".
It's set in a dark future
where revenge is outlawed
but there's a company you can hire
to get revenge for you.
I've been dreaming about you
throughout these long, hard nights.
Do you miss me?
Yeah, I sort of miss you.
I'm lost and lonely for you.
Basically, I love you.
Don't say that.
Unless you mean it, of course.
Why is the sky blue?
Because blue is your favourite colour.
Oh, you cornball.
Yeah, I'm a cornball, remember?
I love you, though. I love you.
I've wanted to say it for so long.
It feels good to hear it,
if I'm honest.
Give yourself to me for all time.
Don't say that.
This girl's confused.
If I could write your name
on the moon, I would,
with my own blood.
And also, I wanna marry you.
OK.
I loved you from the moment
I saw you on the disco tour.
I'm a romantic at heart.
JANET: Ronnie?...NOOOO!!!!
Little Timmy Jordan: Ronnie, are you there? Now, that definitely sounds like Big Ronnie.
Big Ronnie, is that you?
Big Ronnie, are you in my car wash?
How's the scrub working out?
Are the brushes stiff enough for you? Take me Disco dancing Big Ro-(SCHWACK)-
Blood splats against Big Ronnie's old, grease covered face, not to his supprise his thick juicy Prickus got to half mass...
but he knew he had a dirty, fat, son stealing bitch locked in his house with a head to smash into his carpet and he wasn't spilling his seed until she was dead and he
was
_Fucking Thirsty!_
_End of Part 1 of 15._
@@knightscroftsquire-muldoon lol bro, what's this about?
"Michelle is our associate associator who associates the associations when need be associating.''
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😂😂😂 So, you're saying she's an associate??
DLJ TV 😂😂😭
“I hired Michelle to handle everything because I travel so much”
“Who travels with you?”
“Michelle”
Lol!
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i got pulled over today and the cop asked if i knew how fast i was going and i said " i dont know, you need to axe michelle she would have the answer"
the RUSH COUNTY picker You, Sir, Have An Amazing Sense of Humor! #LikeMcDonaldsImLovingIt
The cop said he wasn't "acknowledgeable about that."
the RUSH COUNTY picker hhahhhahahahahahahahahahahgahahahahahahahahaahha
the RUSH COUNTY picker The cop would say "You have to answer yes or no".
the RUSH COUNTY picker lmao that's great their probably is no Michelle but he can't remember honestly!👏
I bet Michelle is just him wearing a wig.
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LMAO😂
Hopefully that wig covers that fat head.
Your name got you a like👍🏻
Good original one!
I was minding my own business until god told me to binge watch these videos. This guy is a piece of work.
Same
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MD D 😂😂😂😂😂😩
You guys are funny and you got that right
I cant figure out what the deposition is for though...hahahha. is it a fraud case?
How is it possible that this is STILL hilarious after watching it at least a dozen times!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same here. TH-cam suggests these videos occasionally even though I've watched them before, because it's time for a good laugh. 😂
I swear this never gets old 😂
Those suits the spring loaded bell bottoms the belts that beats his kids with. The wigs are a hit a well when he was ranting away it popped up. It looked like a fin of a shark 🦈 and a body of a walrus so funny 😂.How can you not watch the BS is none stop?
It’s # 1 on the charts there’s so many many start up places so funny. Collen said so you tell them to go to the start up place so incompetent🤧 .
i was just having the same thought, I watched this about 7 years ago and its still hilarious
I’m addicted to this… he remembers over 1000 visits from Jesus but not his kids’ birthdays, addresses, how much rent is, his allowances…. So crazy!
Or what people's specific titles are, what they do there, if they are a volunteer, what a volunteer may do, is it an office or a house, real work or behind the scene work. Lol has no idea what is going on anywhere, but all the visits! You betcha, lol. This guy 🤦 Can't answer the questions, but can try and define words as well. He just "doesn't understand."
Facts 😂😂😂
😂😂🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏
Or, in fact, that he has kids and one lives with him.
Yea this dude is whack.!!!!
Michelle has a bestseller titled: "The View From Under The Bus."
This is gold 🤣
😂🤣😂
LMAO!
I'm going to axe her for her autograph. Maybe she will autograph a large check for me😂
that went over slot of ppls heads ! 😂😂 deserves way more likes !
Attorney: “Is that water you’re drinking right now?”
David: “Uh, well, I’m not exactly sure what’s in the cup. I think it’s water…or a clear liquid… I don’t know, you’re gonna have to axe Michelle. She handles my drinks and stuff like that…”
@Goddess K IKR...He went "Jodi Arias" on em'!
Lol
So good .. lol
Goddess…
Oh stop lol 😆🤣
That door slam in the middle of the video is the sound of his lawyer leaving the room and walking into traffic
Lol
😂
God spoke to David Taylor. And David told God to speak to Michelle
FoodforThought lol
Foodfor Thought.....LMAO!!!!! CLASSIC!!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂🏆 gold!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This should be a "how to spot a liar by body language alone"
You can actually mute him and you'll still hear the lies!
😂😂
you are hilarious lol
“You’ll have to axeMichelle”
AMEN...HE COVERING UP ALL HIS TRACKS..AS IF WE CANT SEE THROUGH HIS BS!!
Jax Tyler hey Jax a brother enslaving his own people and dishing discipline with a Gucci rare lizard belt
He’s eating that lip like it’s the new Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich
Yeah!! It Drives me crazy!
Ha Ha!!
That's what uppers like coke and meth do to you.
@@DON96RON HE IS REALLY GOOD AT DECEIVING PEOPLE AND STEALING THEIR MONEY.
😂
I absolutely love the attorney questioning him 😂
I can't stand her ... He might be a charlatan cult leader, but she's an advocate for the cult of the state and the IRS... She's a condescending minion of government and in my opinion actually more dangerous than this goofball running his 'church'. He's doing nothing more than taking advantage of people who freely offer up their resources to fund his lifestyle ... Immoral , you could say that .. but illegal? I don't think so. I blame the low IQ people who follow these pied pipers much like those who continue to believe the purely ceremonial ritual of voting has any real significance. Religious cults or political cults .. they're all kind of the same thing in the end.
Collen took DET down like a rotten tree perfect performance remember your opinion is a lie. My best friend told me that I’m the queen of the maxi pads.
Plot twist--Michelle is his alter ego.
Dobbs You don't know how long this made me crack tf up!!!!!
Dobbs copying someone else's funny comment makes your copy not funny
Best0nlineGamer I didn't have enough time to read through comments... if someone said it first, sorry
Best0nlineGamer different people can think of the same joke...
@Dobbs Oh my God Dobbs, thanks! Thanks a lot....now I have milk ALL over my desk....(I'm gonna axe Michelle where the cleaning rags are kep')
He knew exactly how much his child support payments were but he didn’t even know his own child’s birthday. Sad.
RIGHT 🤨
Does that shock you!!!! He can't even remember any scriptures from the Bible, he proclaims to be a representing apostle of!!!!!! What a joke!!!!!
He don't have to know how much his child support payment is or the childs birthday, as long as Michelle knows. Period!!!
That's y he cut his salary in half
CN that made me think of the scripture of how God feels about a father like him. This man has no care for his children clearly but he loves himself. God tells no lies, his word is real life knowledge. Reference to his kind is all throughout the Bible.
Attorney: “why do you crouch into a softly spoken turtle when lying?”
Turtle Dave: “Oh, that’s just ma’shell”
hahahaha
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@@VictorHernandez-pu6cg I'll bet you Michelle's deposition would sell for $100.00, minimum!! As far as I know, there isn't one.
Well done sir, well done.
😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
Every now and again, I’ll make some popcorn, fix myself a drink, and cue this masterpiece up like it’s a feature film. The comedy is just that good. Tonight is one of those nights. #sendintheclowns
Don’t forget to invite Michelle and also axe her if she likes her popcorn sweet or savory. I would axe her myself but I’m just so busy traveling with Michelle.
It is similar to a favorite comedy movie or comedy special. It’s fantastic.
😂
Attorney: "What is your name?"
Him: "Uhm...can you simplify the question?"
Attorney: "What have they called you since the day you were born?"
Him: "I don't really have any involvement in that...you'd probably have to axe Michelle"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying 😂😂.. Too funny!!
@@lisah8197 I know right🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Your Comment got me in 😂😂😂😂😂
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Thank You Taylor.....I needed that laugh. Smh lhh
Disciplined his daughter with a belt, the kid was lucky tho, it was a 30k Gucci belt
Lol
He beat a little girl with a gucci belt he bought with money he scammed from sick, eldery, old ladies. This man would be hung if it was 150 years ago.
Lol oh shit funny
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@@wesleyhempoli5548 wellll of course he would be hung! 150 years ago id be hung too
I want to make some “ask Michelle” shirts. Who would buy?
But you have to spell it "axe Michelle"
I would buy
Yes!!!
Put me down for 2😆😆😆😆😆
Add "Michelle knows"
If you wanna know why I’m back 5 years later, still watching this gem….”Ax Michelle”
I’m here now Feb 2023 😂😂😂
Why he says ax? Is that an african american thing? Im not from USA
😂😂😂😂
This is honestly better than 90% of television
😂
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, his blaming his secretary, he's driving Bentleys.
He swervin'😂😂😂😂
Moms spaghetti.
agreed! he keeps saying executive but i think he means executive assistant.
All while wearing louie vitton
"He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole comment section goes loud"😂😂😂
Apparently he doesn't Google anything. He just Michelle's it.
Michele travels everywhere he travels plus she does 49 additional things.
I’m crying in tears
Michelle is the new Google!
Dang he's so ugly, what in the world do ladies see in him? GROSS 😝 nodding that fat head of his, agreeing with his lawyer, like he finally knows something that he doesn't have to axe Michelle about.🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄🤤🙄
@@kitrichardson5573 Well since I sit on the board and I'm authorized to write checks, (without his knowledge) that alleviates Michelle from at least one of her jobs. I feel bad for her, cuz she has so many jobs, that she can't ever go home, but on a more "pacific" note, she needs to get some "cancelling" from Ms Jessikey, cuz she has to be on drugs in order to just stay awake to do her jobs.
🤐🤤🤐🤤🤐🤤
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This lady has great patience, and I don't know how she doesn't just bust out laughing.
😂
You'll have to ask Michelle about that
So entertaining to watch. I've been watching to fall asleep for a week now. His smooth calm lies are just the right amount of comedy to fall asleep to.
That's a damn shame. For me too!
😂😂😂😂
ASMR?
It also makes it easier for the entire foot soldier centurions of Wall Street stock pushers to catch some sleep as well. Not to mention Jordan Belfort.
🤣😄😅😂🤣...I am over here rolling "smooth calm lies"🤣😂😅
If I whisper, god can't hear me lying.
😂
😂🤣
Awesome comment all pastors put on the humble saint voice after time thats their natural voice
Oh my goodness that's funny lol.
😂
"Can you confirm your name, please?"
"You'll have to axe Michelle for that, she deals with that for me."
DMG118 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻
ROFLMFWAO
There IS a Michelle. She's a blond lady.
lmao :D
Lolllllllll
“ mhm”
“You have to answer yes or no”
“ yes mhm”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wife: "Are you watching that again?"
Me "Yep."
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Lovely Post
I called my wife "Michelle" by mistake. Oh bhoy
😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣
Lol. I've watched this bullshit like 4 times
Best part of being unemployed right now is that I can devote the entirety of my day to this deposition and the one that preceded. I've enjoyed breakfast lunch, and dinner mightily while viewing from bed. It couples well with "To Catch a Predator".
EDIT: It's 3 months later and I just accepted an offer for a really amazing job. I worked very hard to get it. During the interview, I was asked why I had a such a long gap in between employment. I looked him dead in the eyes and said "You're gonna have to ax Michelle..."
Taylor Thibodeau still looking for work ? Where do you live
@@janesalviani4630 Texas???
But nothing can truly compare to TCAP. Hope the job search worked out for you man.
Lies
Same dude, same
"I'm so busy" Has not adequately explained one single function that he performs.
He's an owl🦉
pt6guy the brother has been busy with iteneraries
He resemble one of Ghana president call Kwame Nkrumah
His function is to get money out of the wallets that think they can purchase hope or redemption
He's throws wheelchairs and stuff around as he screams at people to give him all their worldly possessions ,, does that count as busy..
This is probably my 57th time watching this. His patheticness is just so damn addictive
My husband just sent this to me asking if I’d seen it bc it’s so funny. I was like I have parts memorized!
what the hell isa start up? this is a monolog.
Michele sleep there.
This guy reminds me of donald trump
who in their wright mine will donate money to this guy church.
Sir why do you keep biting your lips?
“I’m not to sure that’s something that Michelle would know she handles that”
Hahaha hahaha hahaha 🤣
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo. Lmaooooooooooooooooooooo.
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😂😂😂
Lmaoo🔥🔥
That lip biting is really annoying. Classic sign of guilt if I ever saw one
Also signs of cocaine
very nervous and cant hide it.
@@harielesquivel1257 Seems certainly not on drugs.
He should’ve chewed his lips 👄 off by now
The weirdest part is, he's not actually biting his lip. He's pretend biting. LOL.
My own brother use to lick, bite his lips before he would lie. This dude lied for 7 straight hours.
Jeff Morton 😅😅
Jeff Morton th-cam.com/video/9szwWjCZhRU/w-d-xo.html
Lmbo
@@larrylunceford7395 thank u for making the video..i definitely understand..i knew from the beginning bz it happen to me with a pastor n deacon only difference i left b4 anything could happen to me..wen i caught them smoking weed in the parking of the church and cussing in the church..i knew it was time to find another church
@@sheanatural2u Are you serious? Wow!🤔
I watched it more than once also. I just can’t believe this criminal has not been arrested.
I've watched it at least 5 times and it never ever gets old
He’s taking advantage of the United States tax code. Sadly it doesn’t sound like he is actually breaking any laws. He’s a grade A piece of crap, of that I have no doubt, but I can’t clearly see any indictable criminal offenses.
The church is allowed to lie cheat and steal in USA.
Want to run a legal scam? Start a church.
How is he a criminal??
How is he not ? Are you dense ?@@CompassionateEyes
He is disgusting to watch but I can't seem to stop watching!
Same here lol. I'm already rewatching for the 10th time. Addictive shit watching this worm squirm
Same here!!
Ikr I watched this over 20x. He is disgusting though lol
Just Jameka swearrr this my 4th time watching
Agree
Axe= Ask
Pacific= Specific
Aspet= Aspect
Ministry= any money laundering operation he’s involved in.
Residential ministry= Big mfin mansion
That should help out some.
GREAT JOB
Appreciate the glossary 💯💯😂
This laid me out
Don’t forget “The American Country” aka the USA. This guy has the worst grammar and the weirdest way of phrasing things it’s mind boggling.
Don't forget -
Akkrite = Accurate
This man just casually forgot he had children.
You can’t blame him, it’s not like he has pastorial custody.
Chris Co. 😂😂
He "postphoned" all of his sexual exploits to AXE Michelle.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@vaestkusten6041 😂😂😂😂😂
When trying to sound intelligent, falls short 😂😂😂
Especially when he's "pacific" about his answers.
That’s PROPRIET-ORY!!😂
When you use a comma for no reason and look like a bit of a blockhead.
@@CraigStCyrPlusclearly you read with no regard for commas. 😂😂😂 My punctuation was placed there, purposely 😂😂😂
@@missoliver38 Oh, gotcha. I'll keep that in mind - for next time. Dummy.
As soon as he got in the car when this was over, Michelle calls him and asks if he mentioned her name at all? His response "No, I don't think so, maybe once or twice"
"no, I don't think so, maybe once or twice, ask Michelle"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂✅
🤣
Or maybe thousands of times
😂
"who lives with you?"
"Nobody"
"Don't you have a son in the residence?"
"Oh, yeah"
😂
Steve Gallo yo 😂😂😂😂😂😂. This clown hilarious
😂😂😂😂
Lol
@Ms. Buschhorn 😂😂😂
🤦♀️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Such a beautiful and rare moment of poetic justice when she asked him," tell me what a FALSE PROPHET is..." 😂😂😂
He making all this up as he go. 😂
😂
I just wanna know the make & model of the bus he threw Michelle under
Geeked Eats ax carguru
Geeked Eats 😂👌🏼
I'm guessing he would tell you to AXE MICHELLE lmfao 😆😂🤣
Oh , man that has just made me laff , proper !!
Idk the "Pacific" model but I'm sure he spent some bread on it "axe" about it
I enjoy the way he agrees with his lawyer every time he speaks. He nods like a madman.
IT'S 2020 AND WE STILL WANT MICHELLE'S DEPOSITION.
We don't care if the case is closed, we just want to watch the best drama of the decade.
🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Where is Micheal hahaha
Wait so what happened to him?
@@conmon210 In jail
@@conmon210 nothing really, he's still preaching at his mega church
“We offer cancelling” lmao
One ignorant bastard
😂
That boy was so nervous that he almost bit his lips off 😂😂
I swear them mfs a whole different color now
He knew his ass got caught he was biting all the skin off his
There's literally no dry skin there its just an ugly, annoying habit. Gross.
That's a grown ass man
Ikr 😂
Whenever he does one of those coughs he's choking on another lie.
I thought the same thing!! Haha
So he has made LOTs of lies...
C CAN good one
I think when coughs it means hes telling the truth bcuz he coughed like twice. 🤪
C CAN I think it’s a nervous tick lol just like his lip biting 🧐
For someone who is used to acting infront of cameras, he sure cant hide that lip biting
So weird.
Its laughable
Mitchell is packing up her bags while this dude is throwing her under the bus.🤣🤣
Not sure how long this deposition was but she is ground beef at this point. Clothes strewn everywhere on the road.
Am I the only one who puts this on to fall asleep 😂🤦🏾♂️
YOOOOOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Tyler James respect fam. Welcome to the family 😂
Me lol
I just woke up to it when the lawyer came to hours rescue 4 a min
Axe Michelle. I don't know if I do or not.
Hats off to this attorney for keeping her cool and allowing this fraud to dig his own grave!
I swear sometimes I can hear her holding back laughter. 🤣😂
He got no jail time
@@mobsnitchanonymous213 What was the outcome? Hopefully, he burned in Hell!
I agree. Subscribe to J Petty on TH-cam. You may like my channel
@Sara Allison Wow, He should be in jail!
The comments here are so funny, I can't even breath, I'm in tears listening to this man and reading the comments. 🤣🤣🤣
Debbie Garrido me too!!
He cured my depression.
You gon "hafta" "postphone" your laughters.
Feel you
Are you the Debbie that gave this clown over one million dollars?
Dang, I NEED a "Michelle" in my circle😂😂😂...of acquaintances!
He doesn't know a lot of things, but he knows how to take people's money.
no the fools gave it to him
I think you mean "He don't know a lot of things but he know how to take people's money"
@@beatingallodds3357 Desperation make people vulnerable and nutts.
Attorney: Is that a jacket you're wearing?
David: Well, Its kinda like pants... but goes on your arms....I don't think I would consider it a jacket though. You're really gonna have to axe Michelle.
Omg 😂
🤣
Nailed it
I hate this fast and pray it down please dont just comment the ordasity
Lmao! This needs more likes
That baby talk whispering then clearing of the throat means a big lie just occurred....
Someone give him water and chapstick
He, got that good Maurice White forehead..😂 this dude is hilarious this never gets old.
😂😂😂
Bus driver just called to confirm that it was definitely Michelle who thrown under his bus.
😂😂😂😂😂My stomach hurts!!!!
😂😂😂😂
He is so condescending and tries to sound smart and makes himself sound dumber in the process.
@Unknown Matrix AHAHAHAHAHHAHAH tru dat
Seriously stupid man. He said she was " forging " when he tried to call her a liar. Complete moron.
So true
But he won his case
It was a divorce case. He was deposed as to what the money Mrs Fisher donated was used for . He wasn't being accused of anything.
Judge Judy would have loved this one.
She would lose it, reach over and punch his lights out!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Judge Judy!
Lets turn it into a drinking game...everytime he says "Ask Michelle" everybody has to take a drink 😂
Ain't nobody gonna walk out! We'll be crawling!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He doesn't shave his head because he knows he'll look exactly like Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince if he does. Don't believe me? Axe Michelle.
You are ta quit it 😂
Please tell me at the end of this long story that this piece of s*** goes to prison
Lmao
And will! Lol
An entire year later here I am yet again. I love the fact this video is slowly going viral. Great job, Michelle.
It's so hilarious
Fr Michelle sounds like a Mfing don lol
Michelle is pretty hawt..ga damn
Plot twist he’s Michelle
Walter Brown LMAO!! The absolute best comment!!
Lol 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was good to me LMBO!!!!
That would be hilarious. Since he seems to favor blondes, I can picture him in a blonde wig, pink lipstick and a ton of eye makeup. OMG.
😂😂😂
I come back every few months when I can’t sleep - wonderful for insomnia !😂
We should all just show up to one of his stupid conventions wearing “Axe Michelle” t shirts
Hell yea
Im in
I'm in. That would be quite Interesting.. 🤭🤔🤔
MemberOfTheLambily Or one saying ‘be more pacific’
@@Sleepy11323.. Omg I would so do it!!!!!! In a damn heartbeat!!!!! And he's so effin smug, he thinks he's untouchable!!!! But that's ok, cuz if our justice system doesn't get him, GOD WILL!!!!!! AND I WISH I COULD BE THERE WHEN JESUS TRULY COMES FACE TO FACE WITH THIS SLOTH!!!!!
"I ain't fo sho. You gonna hafta Axe Michelle" is my new go-to phrase when I get an IRS audit.
“I like to use big words to make myself sound more PROPIETARY” 😳🤦♂️
I think you mean propieTORY. :p
Beautiful Waterfall 😂😂 thank you
I am dying how is he talking all these people out of their money he is DUMB as HELL!!!!!
Nick Stepanov I love it when he uses words incorrectly and then plays it off by acting like the attorney doesn’t understand!! 😂
Nick Stepanov like working in the American country😂😂
You have to answer yes or no "Yes umm hmmm " 🤣🤣
I find it baffling that a man operating on this level of profound idiocy has been able to collect large sums of money via donations, unethically or otherwise.
Me too
eequalsmcdonald that alone speaks volumes about the IQ of those who follow him
Clearly the collections are made from bigger idiots
Agreed ... my thoughts exactly
Couldn’t have said it better myself. 💯👏🏼✨
Bruh eatin' his lips like groceries.🤣👊😂
I contend that is his TELL when he is anxious or telling a lie. That is why he does it so often.
@@KEEBLERVET What; eat groceries?😂🤣
@@liquidpowder839 He obviously doesn't miss any meals. And Michelle probably fixes them. But eating his lips and licking his lips are his tell that he is lying.
@@KEEBLERVET Exactly! 😂
😁😅😂🤣
Man this female lawyer should have her own comedy show.
She is hilarious and he doesn’t have a clue. 😂😂😂😂
I think his lawyer is good as well. I mean, just look at this POS he is defending! 😂
Yeah, she's a bad mamajama. Tougher than any man I, know. She, don't backup. She, ain't scarred either.
“we offer cancelling”
I love how he nods when the lawyers are talking to each other like he understands what they're talking about haha
Right or cares
Yeah, all of a sudden he knows things! A brat full of shit. Why do you hurt people under disguise of a shepherd? What are special guests in a church organisation??
Well, they don't have fake doctoral degrees. He does, but just like people with EBT cards have tricked themselves into thinking they have their own "money", he's tricked himself into thinking he's actually educated.
@@tmophead The real question is why do so many, typically minorities, fall for these prosperity gospel spewing pieces of human shit?
i doubt this guy even knows how to properly wipe his arse.
He didn't even know his sons birthday thats sad
He didn't remember he had another child at first too! Insane.
Of course he knows this information. He’s trying to not give any specifics and mislead the plaintiffs attorneys as much as he can.
Daytona Says What?! No. thats a man so nervous about giving the attorney information that would incriminate him for spending all that money from scamming poor people, that his head is going crazy and not able to focus
Joseph Drolick you have no idea what this case is about. Go look at the difference between a criminal and civil case. You need to do Law 101 and just understand the basics. He’s not on trial for anything. You don’t get what’s going on.
Daytona Says What?! You really think that’s what that sociopath is thinking?? He keeps pinging off of his attorneys cause he doesn’t know what the hell hes doing. And you really think this idiots first thought when he was asked his sons birthday was to mislead the plaintiffs??? Screw your Law 101 crap this is common sense
Such a rocky start when he forgets the existence of his own children
😂😂😂😂 he really did. Lmao
🤣😅
Michelle hands that.
Probably one of the only questions he didn't have to lie about, but still did lol
Damn Michelle’s isn’t gonna struggle finding a job with a resume like that
Hahahah
She doesn't care. She was long gone with a couple suitcases full of cash and the real books before he finished this farce. Last seen heading south to Belize.
😆😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
White guilt.
Why am I watching this while eating dinner like it’s a Friday night show?
Me too!!!
DLB me too 😂
Because it’s hilarious. Lol. Be smart don’t join cults.
DLB omg same 😂
This is reality tv
I'm sure he needed a new suit after this.
Well, it slid by that time. Next time, someone with a beef might not have the patience for legal processes ...
And and a new pair of underpants
But only a Gucci or Versace suit from down in the Bahamas after he gets dropped off in his Bentley though!!
Lol... right
at least a new pair of underwear.
Michelle can take over the whole responsibilities of the president’s cabinet by herself. She sounds like a hardworking, intelligent, multitasking individual!
Plot twist, he is Michelle. At the Michelle deposition it's definitely going to be him in a wig.
Michelle: "Um, you're gonna have to ax David"
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂okay
She packed her bags and got gone 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️💨💨💨
😂
😂
He’s tearing dat lip UP aint he? 😂😂
It’s so constant!!!
Lmao surprise it didn't come off
I was thinking the same thing. He should've brought some gum.
@@fransstyl5295 he had gum, he spit it out for the deposition
@@maggieouillette6667 he needed something I know his lips were on fire. I know he’s nervous because of this desposition but my goodness for a second I thought he had a health problem. Something ain’t right.
I'm surprised by the time this interview was over this man did not eat his whole face.
🤣🤣
😂
He ate half his hair off, look at that hair like where it starts. All that money he scams he couldn't get a hair transplant? And he's going bald on the back of his head hahaha
Pizza 🍕 the hut 🤣🤣🤣
🤣 It’s true there is something guilty about his mannerisms….
Interviewer: What did you eat for breakfast?
David: Michelles on that....
“In the American country”
“You know- what we on right now” 😂
You can’t make that shit up 😂
OMG well I'm reading your comment he's literally saying it I mean there can't be more of a bigger coincidence I swear 😂
The United States of The American Country
This guy gets the Judas Iscariot award for greediest 'apostle'.
New Netflix series
"Just Call Michelle".
paghal11 No it will be called “Axe Michelle”!
I'm dying laughing
No, just "Axe" Michelle
Or "The Apostle Who Fell to Hell, and Blamed Michelle"
Followed by "Better Call Saul" :))
Dang y’all should warned me!!! Had this playing while driving, laughed so hard I cut off oxygen to my brain…passed out.
Woke up in a parking lot looking up at some woman who was in the process of reviving me with one hand and handing my wallet to a Black Leprechaun with a receding hairline.
Now I been black all my life but I never seen nothing like this dude.
He ran off into the woods as I sat up and the woman in black helped me to my feet.
I wanted to pay her but had no wallet, I axed her for her name and she said Michelle….saved my dang life.
I can’t stand his fake, “innocent” voice he’s using 🙄
Disturbing asf
Thats his innocent voice..
There's videos online of him yelling at his staff
that fake innocent voice makes him more laughable 2 me
@@tracievendetta1908 really? Do you have the link?