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  • @Nadia72639
    @Nadia72639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6755

    When you're at a friend's house and their parents start arguing at the table...

    • @TMane999
      @TMane999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lmfao

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      😂😂 just sitting there like 😶👀

    • @bonnienelson7373
      @bonnienelson7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So rude

    • @LastbutNotFirst
      @LastbutNotFirst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      my friends parents used to have me over, just so the arguing would stop.

    • @mattb6514
      @mattb6514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This hit me 😂🤣

  • @owenwalker1774
    @owenwalker1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5335

    The title of this video is unfair, speculative, and argumentative.

    • @miniena7774
      @miniena7774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Owen Walker
      No foundation, or anything else. 🤪

    • @chikushodiz91
      @chikushodiz91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Not at all the lawyer clearly was in the deep end

    • @st8ks967
      @st8ks967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      can you reconsider?

    • @shredderbruh1374
      @shredderbruh1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I object.

    • @chrisyorahee6966
      @chrisyorahee6966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you

  • @smittywee
    @smittywee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    lawyers are the reason we need lawyers.

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL!!!

    • @KaiCross
      @KaiCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same thing with the law

    • @jimfletcher4520
      @jimfletcher4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Defence is correct

    • @brianespinoza7331
      @brianespinoza7331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jimfletcher4520 .. are his objections all valid? I would say in your opinion but should it not be a yes or no question?
      I can see how they SOME are attempts of getting him to answer the previous unanswered question though....

    • @nickknepper6417
      @nickknepper6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's so true. Hahahahahaha

  • @bobnewhart4318
    @bobnewhart4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2410

    Client is paying $300 an hour for a front row seat to a pissing contest

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hi, Bob!….. 🍻

    • @wildesage4172
      @wildesage4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, Bob. Miss you.

    • @cautionTosser
      @cautionTosser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      $300?!? Bob. Where have you been? I paid $1500/hr over 25 years ago.

    • @meinerHeld
      @meinerHeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      loved your show man. 'tonight i'm going to die........my hair jet black'

    • @gentlemensacademy4420
      @gentlemensacademy4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow! Bob Newhart!

  • @SJM6791
    @SJM6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6801

    The blonde hair guy is thinking “thank God this guy is my lawyer.”

    • @jnscrews
      @jnscrews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Saint Michael idk who he is and I’m not in trouble but I want him to be my lawyer too!

    • @MrBudcole
      @MrBudcole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      @@jnscrews You can look this guy up - he lost this court case. The plaintiffs (TestMasters) won a decision against the defendent (Blueprint) and its witnesses. It was only 1% of sought damages, but still amounted to a loss, upheld in appeal. Kouri's actions might look and SOUND "cool" but this was as far from legal "ethics" as anything can get, and likely were top-of-mind during the Judicial review, and confirmation of the jury verdict. Judges don't think "wow, this guy reminds me of Richard Gere in Primal Fear". They see this stuff and think "this guy is an asshole".

    • @sugarshine
      @sugarshine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Best lawyer ever actually has balls

    • @MrBudcole
      @MrBudcole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @Robert B I don't know Spence, but your narrative was 100% spot on. Like I said, people are used to TV lawyers - they think "yeah, that guy has balls", but they don't realize that other lawyers, judges, etc., have OPINIONS about these types of lawyers, based on their interactions with them. Clearly, the other lawyers in this room were not impressed with his "stick your threats" style. And, as you said, he lost the case.... so "balls" be damned. The best lawyer I ever employed has been dead for almost 15 years, and he was old when I first hired him. He was quiet, respectful, confident, clear and knew EXACTLY what he was talking about - every single time. I was never a defendant - but he sure beat a lot of defendants on my behalf.

    • @michaelsinaloense6449
      @michaelsinaloense6449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No joke, dude is a force!

  • @DakotaIsHuman
    @DakotaIsHuman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    That dude is focusing extra hard on chewing that gum so he doesn’t smile his ass off.

    • @wtf1231122
      @wtf1231122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He's realizing that he spent his money the right easy

    • @TraphikHD
      @TraphikHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The Critic expect this dude lost the case.

    • @wtf1231122
      @wtf1231122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TraphikHD I stand corrected

    • @lorig7077
      @lorig7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's trying so hard not to laugh

    • @andrewfalconer8599
      @andrewfalconer8599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s totally loving it.

  • @yoloswaggins1579
    @yoloswaggins1579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +964

    The background is straight from a high school yearbook.😂

    • @neteruhathor
      @neteruhathor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For real! Lifetouch af!😂😂

    • @NYCJordan
      @NYCJordan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@neteruhathor 🤣🤣🤣 Yes Lifetouch!!! Bringing back memories... 😂😂😂

    • @thebasilisk3504
      @thebasilisk3504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lawyers are obsessed with faux marble and brass. Lol

    • @1rage17
      @1rage17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had that background in elementary school. I must be old. Pick your color! 😅

    • @tracymichelle2883
      @tracymichelle2883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neteruhathor 😂😂😂😂

  • @jenkem4464
    @jenkem4464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    That's a mob lawyer if I've ever heard one.

    • @rywa5788
      @rywa5788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Other guy is probly sleeping with the fishes after Frankie and Johnny showed him the river.

    • @g29000
      @g29000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rywa5788 Ey, Vinnie was asking about yoa whereabouts. Dont wanna piss the ol greaser off now do ya?

    • @mizzyroro
      @mizzyroro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Trump lawyer.

    • @OttoGrainer27
      @OttoGrainer27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@mizzyroro Worse: Clinton lawyer.

    • @mizzyroro
      @mizzyroro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OttoGrainer27 how many of them went to jail?

  • @dlivengood59
    @dlivengood59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4585

    The defense lawyer is the guy you want when the police want to talk to you.

    • @ronniemillsap
      @ronniemillsap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @William Schnee there is no problem with half of the question he asked though. you should be able to ask if someone was invoked with something or if you were trying to get someone involved with something. it basic question. who care of the bullshit rules

    • @seditiouswalrus
      @seditiouswalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Diane Berg Defendent still basically got off very light, you somehow forgot to mention that hmmm

    • @TheCrooksandCastle
      @TheCrooksandCastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol no

    • @dlivengood59
      @dlivengood59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Diane Berg you missed the point, I didn't say this is the guy you want when you are in trial. The cops don't play fair, so this is why you want him when you face the questions of your law enforcement.

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Diane Berg if you're innocent, it should work out just fine?

  • @adamcrabtree6729
    @adamcrabtree6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2235

    I like to pretend that this is a conversation the witness is having in his head

    • @ophiolatreia93
      @ophiolatreia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adam crabtree lol

    • @therookie710
      @therookie710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Glad I read this early.

    • @debbiesunlight7047
      @debbiesunlight7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Loved that. Lol 😂 certainly sounds like in my head. Lol 😂

    • @katehobbs2008
      @katehobbs2008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I agree! Are they real lawyers?

    • @SoulforSale
      @SoulforSale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Laugh out fucking loud!

  • @teeheeteeheeish
    @teeheeteeheeish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    This is kids arguing on the playground except they’re both now highly educated.

    • @leifleoden5464
      @leifleoden5464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Now apply that to everything else you see adults do and you will have the ability to see the world through the eyes of a 70yo master.

    • @teeheeteeheeish
      @teeheeteeheeish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Leif Leoden 🤯

    • @bobnewhart4318
      @bobnewhart4318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And extremely highly paid

    • @gjjbfdunnb
      @gjjbfdunnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Argument and fight will always look and feel childish... Regardless of age...

    • @nicktucker7467
      @nicktucker7467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "highly" "educated"

  • @MoMadNU
    @MoMadNU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Are you a living person?" "Objection, argumentative, calls for speculation, no foundation"

  • @Kahgro
    @Kahgro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Objection! Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

    • @7aluv4me
      @7aluv4me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂🤓

    • @7aluv4me
      @7aluv4me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      This has to be one of funniest comments Ive ever seen!!! 😆

    • @tubhair
      @tubhair 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Kahgro-Now looky here ossifer. The defendorent was not under the affluence of inkohol tho many tinkle peep he am. Therefore, under the sanctions of the grandiose cauliflower, chapter 3, part 7, paragraph 12 section heynannynanny I do hereby declare my client ambidextrous and request he be assigned to doody duty immediately upon reversal of this verdict and...someone stole my ink pen!

    • @devoted2thaentertainment207
      @devoted2thaentertainment207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂 damn this is funny!

    • @imperialguardsman5929
      @imperialguardsman5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Nice Fairly Odd Parents reference

  • @TimSter15
    @TimSter15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    That blonde guy should get a medal for not laughing outwardly. 😂😂

    • @haydn9600
      @haydn9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Neither of the 2 guys shown were Kouri's clients. And BTW, he lost the case.

    • @amycuaresma
      @amycuaresma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He be like awww this shit it funny

    • @antoniog9814
      @antoniog9814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Don't lecture me, puppy! lol

    • @bobbysmith36
      @bobbysmith36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pos

    • @mikeyjdoogan2805
      @mikeyjdoogan2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He called him a puppy.

  • @lelandunruh7896
    @lelandunruh7896 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    It is amazing to me how often people say "I want a lawyer like that, who fights!" They don't seem to realize that lawyers like that usually lose, and sometimes even get sanctioned (as happened in this case).

    • @marydestefano9487
      @marydestefano9487 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bingo. This is a terrible attorney. 100% of his objections are illegitimate.

    • @Huyle18
      @Huyle18 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Huge flag when your own lawyer says who cares about rules and local laws lol! Like damn im going to lose this case and money

    • @christking85
      @christking85 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It is amazing to me how often people repeat wrong information and act like they are the smart one. Instead of just repeating the bad information maybe you should try checking if the information is correct. I hope you dont vote. I can only imagine what else you believe is true that had been proven to be a lie or wrong.

    • @lelandunruh7896
      @lelandunruh7896 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@christking85Wut

    • @christking85
      @christking85 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lelandunruh7896 Improve your reading comprehension and then go back to re read my comment. Maybe you will be able to understand. You should also realize you are not a young kid so when you use"wut" instead of what you just look dumb.

  • @Steeled18
    @Steeled18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I half expected him to start saying, “You’re not that guy pal, trust me, you’re NOT that guy. Don’t lecture me puppy.”

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's exactly what he said, he just used the words of his time.

  • @aragorn1079
    @aragorn1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Wife: Where were you last night honey?
    Lawyer: *Objection. Calls for speculation. No foundation. It’s argumentative. Instructed not to answer.*

    • @thatchanguy
      @thatchanguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Big Tuna Tu-naaa?!

    • @grimtea1715
      @grimtea1715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This comment slayed me 😂😂😂😂

    • @Mmmmkay88
      @Mmmmkay88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @johnnyace2287
      @johnnyace2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plead the fifth!!

    • @isaactaylor1833
      @isaactaylor1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Object to form!

  • @Spyke-lz2hl
    @Spyke-lz2hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1426

    “I’ve reconsidered, the answer is no.”

  • @IamJ131
    @IamJ131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “I’ve reconsidered, the answers no” 😂

  • @zggtf211
    @zggtf211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "I've reconsidered. The answer is no." That's great.

  • @O_DoodleMom5
    @O_DoodleMom5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    This sounds like a personal issue between the attorneys

    • @jayo3074
      @jayo3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Probably smashed his wife

    • @Mattie-Ai
      @Mattie-Ai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I'm not sure. It did sound like they were trying to lead the witness. That lawyer should have just objected professionally.

    • @Tadzio5050
      @Tadzio5050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Sounds like a personal problewm for the ass*ole lawyer with all the objections. Loved how the other guy kept his cool.

    • @tracicracraft7238
      @tracicracraft7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @conniedeshazo3031
      @conniedeshazo3031 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emily O'Neal , that was the judge .

  • @rogerspeede5634
    @rogerspeede5634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Breathtaking arrogance by a attorney who couldn't back up his shit talk with results.
    To those of you who are impressed with his bad behavior, it should be noted that he lost this case and was sanctioned for his conduct.

    • @bradenculver7457
      @bradenculver7457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It's hilarious that people would be like "I want that guy" when he was literally saying I don't care about local rules and stuff... Like uh... No. I don't want that guy as my lawyer. His initial objection to the questioning seems reasonable, then he just goes on this insane tirade.

    • @lisah.375
      @lisah.375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thanks for that update…..I’m glad he got sanctioned….he was not acting in the best interest of his client.

    • @guysabol8743
      @guysabol8743 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bad bahavior is never tolerated in courts as this attny did find out much to his chagrin and improper remarks

    • @musiclore
      @musiclore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re totally right. If you have a lawyer like this, gigantic red flag. They are not protecting you they are setting you up to get sanctioned. 😬

    • @Missglam67
      @Missglam67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is just what I thought, and I’m not an attorney! However there is a decorum that still needs to be conveyed!

  • @vyan7258
    @vyan7258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    having given a depo before, the asking attorney was SOO professional...I would have lost my sh$t. That other attorney was such a rotten bully, I wanted to reach through my screen and punch him in the face.

    • @newmanattack
      @newmanattack 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Except that answering the questions would inplicate the witness in a crime.
      This is the context missing from the video.

  • @SolarHeavy
    @SolarHeavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I've reconsidered, the answers no" lmao

  • @sarahs2288
    @sarahs2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    “Don’t lecture me, puppy.” 😅😂🤣 This guy was amusing, but really unprofessional, IMO.

    • @stumack9755
      @stumack9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      he's sounds like he's a fat guy,

    • @besacb9694
      @besacb9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Well, he was right, because he was right at the beginning of the altercation. 'What did you say to him?' to someone who just said he didn't speak to him is a bullshit question.

    • @whoangelnever
      @whoangelnever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I literally read your comment at the exact moment that he said it!
      Now I have to do laundry because I just spit juice all over my comforter.
      😹

    • @sarahs2288
      @sarahs2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      angel lu 😂😅

    • @sarahs2288
      @sarahs2288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      BesACB It’s a deposition and he’s trying to impeach the witness-his job. This guy wasn’t “right,” he was an unprofessional bully, who made a fool of himself for our amusement.

  • @-RandomBiz-
    @-RandomBiz- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1382

    "If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell."
    -Carl Sandburg
    Judges and lawyers know this. Some don't.

    • @nic5250
      @nic5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bob Wolkotte every fucking lawyer knows this

    • @nic5250
      @nic5250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bob Wolkotte pretentious douche

    • @-RandomBiz-
      @-RandomBiz- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@nic5250 No shit, numbnuts. Some might come here who don't know that.
      There is a world beyond that hand in front of YOUR face. No fucking wonder we have Trumpies here in America.
      Trolling bickdickhead.

    • @lonewalkerproductions
      @lonewalkerproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Didn't know this, thanks!

    • @SeanMichaelWesley
      @SeanMichaelWesley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bob Wolkotte Thank you for that assessment.
      I suspect that is definitely a part of it, for sure.

  • @musicoldies83
    @musicoldies83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The problem with Mr. Kouri is that he was picked on and bullied as a kid, and this is his way now of lashing back at society.

    • @tdog1983-v6c
      @tdog1983-v6c 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I don’t know, I like him

  • @witchflowers6942
    @witchflowers6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “Are you finished” “Are YOU finished” oh god they sound like my parents

  • @JasonMickel
    @JasonMickel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    TH-cam waited 10 years to suggest this to me?? Better late than never

  • @davy1972
    @davy1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    "Because I'm being straight with the guy and..... You're being...... Not straight with the guy." Law School education produces that.

    • @pahanin2480
      @pahanin2480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More than what my coworker got out of law school. Currently we’re not lawyers.

    • @omarblanco6375
      @omarblanco6375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pahanin2480 any updates?

    • @bobperspicacious2903
      @bobperspicacious2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omarblanco6375 Kouri is still dead. 12 years after his death, like 30+ random yt accounts have claimed falsely that he got sanctioned
      even though that is NOT what the records show. Nobody mentions that this video does not start at the beginning either! Why has nobody but me even mentioned that? LOL

  • @ratboyninja
    @ratboyninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Dude trying not to lose his shit laughing his ass off

  • @christianjackson9298
    @christianjackson9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Two professionals with an obvious personal issue, wasting everyone else's time..

    • @juncearyoutube3336
      @juncearyoutube3336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i only heard one acting like an assole, calling another lawyer idiot or puppy

    • @MultiChantal22
      @MultiChantal22 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juncearyoutube3336 I mean the other one also asked dumb questions 0:16

  • @persephone2706
    @persephone2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    _I've reconsidered. The answer's no._

    • @floridachops
      @floridachops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that was the best part

    • @TalkinKush
      @TalkinKush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao

    • @GHotSauceAnd1
      @GHotSauceAnd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      P e r s e p h o n e . A n n so he didn’t reconsider lol.

    • @shredderbruh1374
      @shredderbruh1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy SHIT you’re literally the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. ....... haha are you real? 🤣🤣

    • @nosse5232
      @nosse5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shredderbruh1374 SIMP

  • @kriswhite9497
    @kriswhite9497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1846

    Everybody hates lawyers but everybody loves their lawyer

    • @randyporter3491
      @randyporter3491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Kris White Until they lose, then they hate their lawyer too. It’s all a big game, created by the attorneys, who become judges and the lawyers are the only ones who win in the end.

    • @bitTorrenter
      @bitTorrenter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Defense Lawyers have it worse than the prosecution.

    • @tommyboy71
      @tommyboy71 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      No. Not everybody likes this lawyer. He’s an arrogant ass hole.

    • @carlogambino2160
      @carlogambino2160 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great point lol

    • @4homemail
      @4homemail 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hates lawyers. You lose even if you win.

  • @fucker1714
    @fucker1714 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The loudest one in the room is usually the weakest one in the room.

  • @danigirl2597
    @danigirl2597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is amazing I’m so happy I found this!!

  • @richletizia5462
    @richletizia5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1500

    " I was doing this when you were chasing cheerleaders."....solid gold

    • @scar7164
      @scar7164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Puppy! 🐶

    • @tj-xs3gz
      @tj-xs3gz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      It wasn’t that great. He was sanctioned 1.6 million for acting like this

    • @phelps12471
      @phelps12471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I talked to Barzini.

    • @jojotheoj
      @jojotheoj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Lol right? What an arrogant moron of a lawyer.

    • @lindanicola
      @lindanicola 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jojotheoj and a true vulgarian

  • @stephencarlsbad
    @stephencarlsbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "Your name is Mr. Tatey, correct?"
    "Objection."
    "Calls for speculation."
    "It's argumentative."
    "Invades attorney-client privilege"
    "Instruct the witness not to answer the question."

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maricella Keyne
      Please step off the internet. Consider medication.

    • @edgepixel8467
      @edgepixel8467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maricella Keyne
      You sound like an AI, learning to come up with meaningful sentences. There's still a long way to go until you sound human.

    • @errolflimflam953
      @errolflimflam953 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Call me Tater" Mr. Tater Tot

    • @Nicole-ky7ye
      @Nicole-ky7ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you for this comment. Lmao

    • @mmmmmmmmmm.m.
      @mmmmmmmmmm.m. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big lol z 👌😆

  • @beatlessteve1010
    @beatlessteve1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Apparently these supposedly smart lawyers need to re examine the purpose of having a deposition to begin with. Calling an objection to almost every question asked of the witness with the reasoning being that the question is argumentative or disruptive of the attorney client privilege is sophomoric and destructive to do process and investigative work which vitally important to get to the truth.

    • @LaPlasita47
      @LaPlasita47 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but how you gonna ask "did you talk to her at all?" he says no then he says " what did she tell you" like tf lol

    • @bobperspicacious2903
      @bobperspicacious2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LaPlasita47 Exactly! Illogical question considering last answer. The plaintiff attorney did that a bunch! The plaintiff attorney was also asking NOT ALLOWED questions by rewording them 8 different ways. Judges HATE that. With no Judge in depo, Koury's gripes were spot on.

  • @theperfectionist
    @theperfectionist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    At the end, the witness just wanted to eat his Taco Bell.

    • @bspiderm
      @bspiderm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Define taco bell

  • @Sadeye92
    @Sadeye92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    2007: 2 Lawyers having a bad day
    2.1 Million People in 2020: 👀👀👀

  • @subzeroelectronics3022
    @subzeroelectronics3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    “I have reconsidered, the answer is no.”
    What a smooth move

    • @bspiderm
      @bspiderm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Define smooth

    • @DereliqueMahBAWLS
      @DereliqueMahBAWLS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want that guy as my lawyer

    • @matrixfan58
      @matrixfan58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DereliqueMahBAWLS Do you have 1.6 million to throw away? The dickhead lawyer lost and his client had to pay that much in sanction lol.

    • @TerryReedMiss
      @TerryReedMiss 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matrixfan58 Has he paid? Will he EVER pay?

    • @g.d.9619
      @g.d.9619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smooth Move = my laxative tea lol

  • @samb202
    @samb202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Lmao the defense lawyer is hilarious. “Objection, that question is argumentative and I instruct my client not to answer.” Lmao

    • @worthlessdollar1
      @worthlessdollar1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vile scumbag getting scumbags off the hook: "Hilarious".

    • @bobperspicacious2903
      @bobperspicacious2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Argumentative stuff is for trial, not depo.
      Plaintiff attorney wanted to ask certain questions not allowed, but kept rewording the same NOT ALLOWED question 8 different ways. A Judge would have pulled him up for a sidebar or just stared at attorney and said "move along!"

  • @ryanmanley389
    @ryanmanley389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm sooo waiting for the right moment where I can say, "I've reconsidered, my answer is no".
    Epic!

  • @1up17
    @1up17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "I've reconsidered, the answers no..."

  • @gotYOUR3s
    @gotYOUR3s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That last statement was just outrageous he basically said we don’t like that you are exercising your rights and I’m allowed to lie

  • @jackd6129
    @jackd6129 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
    -
    -
    -
    A good start. 💀

  • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
    @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "Don't lecture me puppy, I was doing this when you was still chasing cheerleaders" lmao

    • @michaelhunziker7287
      @michaelhunziker7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Mo Green, to Fredo in Vegas

    • @geercornuit9097
      @geercornuit9097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Realy professional

    • @photonman63
      @photonman63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If that was the case, you'd think he'd be better at his job

    • @rocket7697
      @rocket7697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@photonman63 Couldn't agree more. The guy is a prick.

    • @xfiazc07
      @xfiazc07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and probably boy cheerleaders at that !!!

  • @DNoneya-co5wi
    @DNoneya-co5wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Who is this Attorney, and how do i get him for my younger brother's divorce from a narcissistic, psychotic she-cop?

    • @no-hf2lo
      @no-hf2lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Attorney kouri or something like that unfortunately(or fortunately depending on how you look at it) passed away.

    • @clubpenguinbeer
      @clubpenguinbeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@no-hf2lo fuck that sucks

    • @TraphikHD
      @TraphikHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He lost this case so I’m not sure you want him. Lol

    • @clubpenguinbeer
      @clubpenguinbeer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TraphikHD I think he'd be a funny to talk to

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah you don't want this guy. He lost his case.

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If my lawyer ain't like this, I don't want em.

  • @msb358
    @msb358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I had to be in a deposition once because I was a witness to a hit and run of a co-worker. The driver's lawyer tried to "tough guy" me and I literally bursted out laughing! It was so obvious his client was guilty, but he was fishing for me and the other witnesses to say she jump out in front of his client and faked her injuries. In the end, our co-worker had her medical bills paid for and got a good settlement.

    • @TheDriveInGuys
      @TheDriveInGuys 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You "bursted"-out laughing?

    • @cal593
      @cal593 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheDriveInGuys exploded everywhere. It was a horrific mess. Literally bust a gut. I'll never forget it.

    • @Obecox
      @Obecox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cal593😂😂😂😂😂

  • @midsummermadness558
    @midsummermadness558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Good morning
    Objection, argumentative

    • @vanillachan6748
      @vanillachan6748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bad morning?

    • @dval4441
      @dval4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Calls for speculation. Don't answer.

    • @RainbowManification
      @RainbowManification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Good Morning Sargent Major.
      "Don't tell me what kind of god damn day it is.
      "Beautiful day we're having Sargent Major."
      "What are you, a fucking weather man now."

    • @777sicilia
      @777sicilia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @MUFC1933
      @MUFC1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Midsummer Madness overruled lol 😝

  • @G.T_666
    @G.T_666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    The amused face of the blonde kid makes this 110% more funny.

    • @javiergonzalez9077
      @javiergonzalez9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and guilty as all getout.

    • @javiergonzalez9077
      @javiergonzalez9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dan Bracket: Sorry I thought this was an interrogation, I went by the optics and demeanor of the center character. Can corrupt be switched for guilty? In any event I'm no legal scholar, I know now it was a deposition.

    • @tattoodrdoke
      @tattoodrdoke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Its like watching your parents trying to tell you off and they start arguing among themselves and forgot why their telling you off.

    • @brianrookard
      @brianrookard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well ... Blueprint did end up receiving discovery sanctions so I'm not sure how they felt about paying extra for Kouri's grandstanding.
      www.scribd.com/document/24327374/Blueprint-LSAT-Prep-Sanctioned-Over-1-6-Million

    • @charlieminaj2
      @charlieminaj2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      G 6 arrest me if I’ve committed a crime

  • @shanec4494
    @shanec4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm rolling laughing 🤣 😂 no way I could've kept a straight face.

  • @EnlightenedRogue24
    @EnlightenedRogue24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Civil attorneys are some of the most uncivil people on the planet. ☝️🥴

  • @gloriasangermano3687
    @gloriasangermano3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    The guy is thinking: " my lawyer has got balls"

    • @rebeccam2176
      @rebeccam2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you see his smile with “I was doing this while you were chasing cheerleaders”

    • @stevewilson9778
      @stevewilson9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rebeccam2176 that's a paraphrase of a line from The Godfather lol.

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thinking, yes. Once his lawyer lost his case? Maybe not so much.

    • @michaelfleming8490
      @michaelfleming8490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He’s not his lawyer. This is a deposition and he was a witness who has no stake in the outcome of the case. I think there are a lot of laypeople in this comment section that don’t understand the dynamics of what took place in this video. The guy ultimately got sanctions for obstructing because he wouldn’t let the witness answer simple and fair questions. And he ultimately lost the case to the cool calm and collected lawyer. And he didn’t have balls. He was acting like a baby and being entirely unprofessional. That conduct would have never been permitted in a court room with a judge. In fact, with the way he was blatantly obstructing in this video, I’m surprised after they sanctioned him that he still even has a law license.

  • @GTOAviator
    @GTOAviator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    *Officer:* Do you know why I stopped you?
    *Lawyer:* Objection. Calls for speculation. No foundation. Argumentative. Tampering with evidence. Grounds for mistrial. Instructed not to answer.

    • @lorig7077
      @lorig7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @bradleyj4953
      @bradleyj4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha

    • @aperson5628
      @aperson5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      might be crazy enough to work, those local cops hear all that jargon they may get dizzy

    • @michaelbuffington4047
      @michaelbuffington4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

    • @aorusaki
      @aorusaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

  • @alexistrebexis3195
    @alexistrebexis3195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Is this guy a real lawyer? That’s the worst defense attorney I’ve ever heard in my life.

    • @robertmarks2379
      @robertmarks2379 ปีที่แล้ว

      What!!!!! He is the defence lawyer you want. He is amazing

    • @cbirch7302
      @cbirch7302 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@robertmarks2379he lost the case and he was sanctioned.
      All that's going to happen is that a judge is going to later rule his objections invalid and they'll redo the deposition with him being forced to answer the questions.
      This guy is a horrible lawyer.

    • @robertmarks2379
      @robertmarks2379 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cbirch7302 what trail was this?

    • @markieffmorris9263
      @markieffmorris9263 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertmarks2379best of luck on your journey to literacy

    • @kimmyfreak200
      @kimmyfreak200 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats why amber heard hired him for the trial

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I'm arrested im just Going to say "objection, speculative, argumentative and has no basis" Bet he was fully guilty too. Lol

  • @bernardqblack
    @bernardqblack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    " What is your name?"
    " Objection. Calls for speculation. Ambiguous. Argumentative. No foundation....instruct the witness not to answer."

    • @tailorslow7917
      @tailorslow7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Objection😁

    • @TD-qb4yu
      @TD-qb4yu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Michael Quallet I can’t stand when attorneys do that. “Did you speak with him” No, “so what did he say”. What the fuck.

    • @HopelessXzavier
      @HopelessXzavier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephencarlsbad except he didn't follow the proper way to object and caused his client to lose face infront of their judge. Also lost the case. Awful Lawyering. Probably the worst possible way to be a lawyer.

    • @stephencarlsbad
      @stephencarlsbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@HopelessXzavier Yeah, I know. I researched the case. He blew it big time. I agree, terrible lawyering.
      He got nailed to a cross for it too. I think he was watching too much Hollywood at the time.
      It looked inspiring at first glance but truly wasn't when you find out what he actually did and how wrong he was.

    • @Promiseland2024
      @Promiseland2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😂

  • @pulsarsbeam6411
    @pulsarsbeam6411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Im the blond dude sitting during my parent teacher conference.

    • @kaizey
      @kaizey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      pulsar's beam And your mom is called Karen, amirite?

    • @dominospizza4386
      @dominospizza4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      pulsar's beam what

    • @hotcrazycatladyme168
      @hotcrazycatladyme168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vecha302 He means because of the typo. It should say "I'm the blonde dude sitting during my parent teacher conference" but he said "setting" so the sentence doesn't make any sense.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What were you setting?

    • @Big_Nigs64
      @Big_Nigs64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats hillarious

  • @roxweinzel7436
    @roxweinzel7436 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Puppy? Let’s take this outside.

  • @Spectrumpicture
    @Spectrumpicture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Im being straight with the guy, and you're being...
    ...not straight."

  • @paull3403
    @paull3403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I've reconsidered, the answer is no.' lol

  • @ebaymotorhomes
    @ebaymotorhomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "DONT LECTURE ME PUPPY!" ??Argumentative. Immature.

    • @hankrogers8431
      @hankrogers8431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BETTER TO JUST PUT A BULLET IN OPPOSING COUNCIL, RIGHT?

    • @Rickswars
      @Rickswars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Immature? he is a puppy for the corrupted system, let me ask. Do you ebaymotorhomes, believe your Government is being influenced by Communist ideology?

    • @GuyFromTheSouth
      @GuyFromTheSouth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Rickswars where did that come from?

    • @exerciserelax8719
      @exerciserelax8719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Insubordinate and churlish.

    • @Rocmax417
      @Rocmax417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Richard warren objection your comment is argumentative and calls for speculation

  • @vinniemascaro6649
    @vinniemascaro6649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He said he wants to follow the rules...he's so quick to call out the attorney noticing the BS..he forgot about badgering the witness.

  • @PiranhaJaw22
    @PiranhaJaw22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Priest: Do you want to marry this woman, Mr. Kouri?
    Kouri: "OBJECTION! THIS WOMAN IS WEARING NO FOUNDATION!

  • @sonnycrockett9900
    @sonnycrockett9900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Who knew Alec Baldwin was also a lawyer.

    • @1225dallas
      @1225dallas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sonny Crockett yes i was thinking the same lol

    • @PinePrince
      @PinePrince 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who knew he was Questioning a young Adam Yauch from Beastie Boys? Look at a picture of Adam Yauch when he was young and tell me he doesn’t look just like the dark haired guy.

    • @The_Kirk_Lazarus
      @The_Kirk_Lazarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @BillyFreeTX It's, "Put that coffee down! Coffee is for closers."

    • @stephencarlsbad
      @stephencarlsbad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol! "You little PIG!"

    • @baddonkey75
      @baddonkey75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boston legal lol

  • @ocan1033
    @ocan1033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    4:10 .. the shift in the dude's hair is award-winning.

    • @SedriqMiers
      @SedriqMiers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Copperfield would be envious.

    • @kimberlyb4013
      @kimberlyb4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂

    • @rhondaburke2231
      @rhondaburke2231 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 I noticed that too!!

    • @crazycheeks3
      @crazycheeks3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @edwardzaleski7347
      @edwardzaleski7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ocan1033 hahaha it’s like they swapped him with a look a like in a wig

  • @RowdyLowdy
    @RowdyLowdy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “Don’t lecture me Puppy!”

  • @Tonybologne805
    @Tonybologne805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how the questions continue to become more simplistic in the second video

  • @narrieux7981
    @narrieux7981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    The guy chewing the gum trying his hardest not to laugh. That was most amusing to me. LMAO

  • @reagannoel1998
    @reagannoel1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard when the lawyer said, "I was doing this when you were still chasing cheerleaders." 😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @chrisdher65
      @chrisdher65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Objection, speculation....the cheerleaders were chasing me! The ambulance chaser watches The Godfather it seems

    • @5O4evr
      @5O4evr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He took that quote from Mo Green 1975 The Godfather

    • @chrisdher65
      @chrisdher65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep....and we all know what happened to Mo Green!

    • @Seanc74
      @Seanc74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chrisdher65 the same happened to Mr Curry.

    • @marlboromatt5656
      @marlboromatt5656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ya and the Attorneys are only 3 years apart in age.

  • @holton345
    @holton345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You don't want a criminal lawyer... you want a **criminal** lawyer." - Jesse Pinkman

  • @kennedystarr8094
    @kennedystarr8094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Don't lecture me puppy" 🐶 🤣😂

  • @professionallylay703
    @professionallylay703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    lol the defendant is like, "I had no idea depositions were so hilarious."

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    For those who don't know, this is from the Testmasters vs. Blueprint lawsuit, and Blueprint (being represented by Joseph Kouri) were sanctioned $1.6 million for this behavior.

    • @patiencef.
      @patiencef. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Good. The lawyer is a douche canoe

    • @goose7574
      @goose7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow! I swear I've heard this guy before in numerous videos.

    • @tonykelly1946
      @tonykelly1946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s not true.

    • @tonykelly1946
      @tonykelly1946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Patience F. I think it may be u who is the douche.

    • @tonykelly1946
      @tonykelly1946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what a great comeback gus...

  • @patrickmccutcheon8860
    @patrickmccutcheon8860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I have been ripping off Godfather quotes since you were chasing cheerleaders!”

  • @milart12
    @milart12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This attorney is a clown--He was hit with $1.6 million in discovery sanctions for this unprofessional behavior.

    • @UltimateBrody
      @UltimateBrody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The sanctions were reversed on appeal, dummy.

    • @bobperspicacious2903
      @bobperspicacious2903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No he was not. I looked up the records! Sanctions were against the client company that destroyed records before hiring Koury.

    • @milart12
      @milart12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobperspicacious2903 Do you have a citation for that?

    • @greegor4719
      @greegor4719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milart12 Why would I need to cite when the initial claims used none?
      perkinsfirm.blogspot.com/2011/11/bad-lawyers.html
      Attorney Mark A Perkins of Shreveport used SNIPPED video of a dead lawyer to promote himself online. KNOWING Kouri could not answer.

    • @greegor4719
      @greegor4719 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think Attorney Mark A Perkins of Shreveport would have dared start this bandwagon of hate against Kouri when Kouri was ALIVE to answer back to the bandwagon of hate? On Perkins own site, commenters made sick false claims about Kouri's "miserable end" that his family refuted.

  • @ayyylmao101
    @ayyylmao101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Is this bad for the client? Yes.
    Is this highly unprofessional and uncouth? Yes.
    Is it hilarious? ABSOLUTELY.

    • @fedism
      @fedism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ayyy lmao why is it bad for client. Not a lawyer but curious

    • @JT-sq3sn
      @JT-sq3sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ri2nonerok Because that interview is later introduced into court as evidence and it is played there. Judges and jurors are not persuaded by insults. What persuades is silent charisma, persistence and self confidence. No one listens to bravado. That is why lawyers like this are bad for the clients.

    • @imafan6138
      @imafan6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      J T that being said he didn’t get anything out of the client so the tape wouldn’t hurt his case. Just bc the lawyer is being loud doesn’t mean he’s a bad lawyer. Imo it was good for him

    • @imafan6138
      @imafan6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J T you’re reading too much into personal bias about personalities which varies from Jury to jury.

    • @JT-sq3sn
      @JT-sq3sn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daddy The tape would hurt the lawyer’s career. At least in the country where I prosecute.

  • @zappawench6048
    @zappawench6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    If you're thinking, "Ooo this lawyer's tough, I want a lawyer like that!" well he was sanctioned $1.6 million and he and his clients charged with obstruction of justice, in addition to all the other fraud charges.

    • @ParaskevaZ
      @ParaskevaZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I was wondering if he got sanctioned. This guy needed to be disbarred

    • @justthefacts8872
      @justthefacts8872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thank you for the info. I figured that it was only a matter of a time.

    • @aliancemd
      @aliancemd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The guy sounds like an internet troll, not a lawyer. Never thought "ooh, tough lawyer".

    • @Milkmans_Son
      @Milkmans_Son 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@dordly You got banned from twitter, therefore all lawyers are scumbags with the exception of this one crackpot. Right or wrong, the guy was totally unprofessional.

    • @torgman
      @torgman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is this case? Do you know what's going on?

  • @amycuaresma
    @amycuaresma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was waiting for the defense lawyer to say "comprende muchacho"

  • @goldenaura949
    @goldenaura949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 The first client wants to laugh so bad!

  • @rhawk2424
    @rhawk2424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Attorney A: "is your name mike?"
    Attorney B: "objection, argumentative, blah blah blah, you're an idiot, don't tell me what to do."

  • @coronapapi
    @coronapapi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Props to Blondie for keeping his laughs in

  • @optiTHOMAS
    @optiTHOMAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" 😆 goodness

  • @iamethancarroll
    @iamethancarroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lol I used Blueprint to study for the LSAT, get into law school, and now I'm a lawyer myself. So proud to be a part of this noble profession!

  • @piendawg
    @piendawg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Don't lecture me puppy, I was doing this when you were chasing cheerleaders

    • @jeannesophia
      @jeannesophia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SENT MEEEEE

    • @nenergyeuropeltd6099
      @nenergyeuropeltd6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gets me every time

    • @powerboon2k
      @powerboon2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Joseph Kouri's client was sanctioned for over $1.6M for a pattern of discovery abuses, including this depo, repeatedly lying under oath, erasing computer files, and shredding documents.

    • @Jaypes1
      @Jaypes1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@powerboon2k interesting. So he was sanctioned partly because of this deposition? Is that the first client or the second? Could you please elaborate on what that means?

    • @samsalamander8147
      @samsalamander8147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear I’m going to use that line on somone someday

  • @driftwood757
    @driftwood757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "I've reconsidered, the answers no." LOL!!!

    • @LTDANMAN44
      @LTDANMAN44 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Collin Glover ya i lost it

    • @user-kg4gy3dm8m
      @user-kg4gy3dm8m 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +El Grande Gringo Fantastico .....ұ.ұқ

    • @subsarefood.foodistasty.3326
      @subsarefood.foodistasty.3326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don't lecture me puppy lol

    • @robertfrownyjr4035
      @robertfrownyjr4035 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where does he say that? I watched the whole thing and I never heard that.

    • @mscardioqueen
      @mscardioqueen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @ Robert FrownyJr You're not paying attention. He said it @ 4:31 The opposing lawyer asks the defendants' lawyer, "Can you reconsider..." And then the defendants' lawyer (Mr. Kouri) says, "I reconsidered it and the answer is no." I have to tell ya, that is the shortest reconsideration ever. LOOOOOOOL!

  • @pattimaeda6097
    @pattimaeda6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Waiting for the attorney tell the other “you’re not the boss of me”

  • @anonymous_suspect_604
    @anonymous_suspect_604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy is loving this hahaha. He's trying so hard not to laugh

  • @leahsilk1642
    @leahsilk1642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    “are you understanding me?? Are we connecting here?!” lol, that’s going to be my main line whenever someone’s just not getting what I’m saying

    • @mr.anonymous5501
      @mr.anonymous5501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Likely response -
      What do you mean, are we connecting? My foot will be connecting with your ass, if you keep giving me this disrespect, you insolent little shit.

    • @theprimalpitch190
      @theprimalpitch190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's bullying from an entitled jackass

    • @bestproductable
      @bestproductable 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's dumb

    • @Promiseland2024
      @Promiseland2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🤣

    • @uniquekid401
      @uniquekid401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read this exactly when he said that O_o

  • @DiabolicNick
    @DiabolicNick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    “Could you reconsider”
    *I’ve reconsidered and the answer is no*
    Lmao

  • @ArmchairRamb0
    @ArmchairRamb0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he throws in "Attorney/Client Privilege" just for good measure. Did I miss anything?

  • @guysmalley
    @guysmalley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They need a judge for mediation

  • @heathbennett6219
    @heathbennett6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Objection: that is a question.

  • @MikeCaiazzo1
    @MikeCaiazzo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I recently spoke to a lawyer about this video. I asked him about this man-handling lawyer. He said (essentially); In cases like this, you ask all of your questions. Let the person and lawyer play their games. Then, afterwards, you have to petition the court to re-do the entire deposition since the client and lawyer were playing games and not allowing the questions to be answered. He said you also ask for a court-appointed person to sit in on the deposition, to make sure this pinhead lawyer doesn't do it again. And when the judge sees the stunt the bully lawyer is trying to pull by not allowing his client to answer any questions and domineering the deposition, he said it REALLY works against that bullying lawyer. He said, "The clients think lawyers like that are kicking ass. The client has no idea how badly their lawyer is F---ing up their case."

    • @clark57225
      @clark57225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Mike: Thank you for a very clear and insightful explanation of the dynamics taking pace. I feel sympathy (but not very much) for all those whose comments above indicate their approval of the big mouth lawyer. Such interference tactics are strong indicators that the offending party/attorney has a lot to hide. For Attorney Big Mouth, his conduct shows his lack of preparation and professionalism. He didn't do his homework. He tried to cover it up with a truckload of B.S., and he created the short-lived illusion that he is a super lawyer, an illusion that vanished after the client paid his attorney bill, and when the client was forced to pay monetary sanctions for his attorney's behavior.

    • @marklabelle7371
      @marklabelle7371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I read the other replies to this video. It is obvious you are the ONLY person who did their homework. Very smart. I didn’t realize how inappropriately I initially interpreted that situation, until your comment. Thank you.

    • @Kimchi_Studios
      @Kimchi_Studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      So basically the lawyer is increasing his client's bill

    • @johnmacdonald2657
      @johnmacdonald2657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Hey Mike, Your attorney friend is right. And so folks know the outcome of this incident: The actions by the attorney in this deposition (and further actions of a similar nature), Joe Kouri, actually COST his client SIGNIFICANT additional monetary damages and got Mr. Kouri sanctioned. This is from the judge's order: " The December 12, 2007 order imposing monetary and nonmonetary discovery sanctions is affirmed. The January 24, 2008 order awarding TestMasters $592,260.45 in monetary sanctions is affirmed. The April 10, 2008 order awarding TestMasters $154,952.85 in monetary sanctions is affirmed. The August 6, 2008 orders imposing monetary and nonmonetary discovery sanctions are affirmed. The September 29, 2008 order awarding TestMasters $738,035.10 in discovery sanctions is affirmed. The September 29, 2008 order awarding TestMasters $70,325.76 in discovery sanctions is affirmed." These are all sanctions the judge approved against Kouri's client SPECIFICALLY because of Kouri's actions that prohibited TestMasters attorneys from their legal ight to the discovery process. When your client's big mouth and bad legal skills cost you more than a million dollars in sanctions alone … time to look for a new lawyer.

    • @FrunkisOreilly
      @FrunkisOreilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A lawyer that doesn't want clients to have to answer leading, bullshit questions. What a bully.

  • @charlesmoore6140
    @charlesmoore6140 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If that's a lawyer I'm a jet pilot. I would fire that mad man

  • @JamaaLS
    @JamaaLS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    2:36 did he just call another man puppy? 😂

    • @krazykatlady8728
      @krazykatlady8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes he did! LOL!

    • @lostmypicks
      @lostmypicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha yeah. That's how you know he is trying to hard to be a dick. He is searching for things to say lol

    • @noeditsaidit1726
      @noeditsaidit1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂 he did...he did..

    • @robertpradella6550
      @robertpradella6550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol oh yeah!

    • @lostmypicks
      @lostmypicks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @rj zander yeah I get that. Its just ridiculous

  • @HB-ey2dk
    @HB-ey2dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I work in a court reporting firm. This is very very very common lol. And hilarious.

    • @phillyfan3942
      @phillyfan3942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what is a court reporting firm?

    • @joeNbritt
      @joeNbritt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A company that hires and provides people that dictate court and depositions like these

    • @HB-ey2dk
      @HB-ey2dk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@phillyfan3942 were the ones employ the court reporter that type down word for word what's said in depositions, court, etc. We also do subpoenas for medical, employment, insurance records if you're in a car accident, workers comp case, stuff like that.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +HB
      There is nothing funny about it. The questions are going to get asked at some point. Arguing and fighting like that is not going to avoid this.
      The witness has the right to refuse to answer and the lawyer can inform them of this. The lawyer trying to direct the client is not going to look good and it could also bring the the lawyer into the case as an actual witness or even as a subject.
      It could end up being used as evidence of intimidation.

    • @panderzbananderz9320
      @panderzbananderz9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg What? This happens? Does it ever catch up with them? Does a judge fuss at them?