Elden Ring Broke Me
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0:00 - almost hollow
3:24 - shabriri's bling
5:28 - back to the deer thing
7:36 - we fight with honor
8:23 - the coulda done more with this
9:05 - the king baby
10:20 - another one addicted to my drip
13:00 - lunch time
14:00 - all my homies drag
15:58 - dodgemaster mcgee
16:55 - some invasions
19:10 - bryan is a fake homie
20::45 - goblin gas overload
24:12 - squidwards
25:07 - fastest boss death ive had
25:35 - half a bit idea that somehow made it into the edit
25:58 - under bizzles mask
28:13 - end - เกม
The absolute wrath Sam's wife must endure after a round of elden ring...
“That’s it”
“Sixteen rounds cross the face”
All she'll get is a wet noodle slap across the old ring and a 'sorry i have a lot on my mind.'
Everyone forgets: Abby wears the pants, not sam.
@UCE_zA_myPrQ26nDFOhFcByQ she's just off camera getting ready to beat him down the whole time
Her ring is worn
Sam: Look at how depressed my guy looks
Sams character: 👁👄👁
man this comment had me bustin. thanks
not one ounce of sadness
genuinely looks like a character from
Salt and sanctuary
its weird to see something break sam usually hes the one breaking things like friendships and trust
Elden Ring transcends it all
He breaks minds and spirits… oh no wait… that’s also Elden Ring.
true
AquaFPS
does that mean Elden Ring is the General Sam of video games
To witness a man so defeated, so crushed with severe overwhelming depression. Carrying a dark cloud above him so thick to be almost tangible. A man without purpose or goals or achievements of any kind. Then I stepped away from the mirror and watch Sam's new video.
Touch grass and go to the gym
@@hope6840 and if that dosnt work?
@@hope6840 it's fucking winter, bud
@@zrush_daddwags_6957 touch grace and ascend to divinity
@@ssuuhhdduuddee7354 religion also tends to be pretty damn depressing
The "Under Bizzle's mask" monologue is genuinely so well written, I'd love to see a story surrounding the mystery of what lies beyond the mask.
NERD
Ikr
This is official elden ring lore brah.
It seems to be inspired by meatcanyon, check out his Jawbreaker animation
Shit scared tf out of me
Watching the 3 of you fumble through fights is honestly the most entertaining thing i have ever seen
fumbling foe sure. haven't heard sam sound this baked in a while. gave bizzle a run for his money.
"Did that one shot me"
My brother in Christ, you have 500 health
Amen. Get that mess to 1450 asap
@@zoidbergswhoop pretty sure half of Elden Ring One shots you even with 6000 hp
The Other half two or three shots
@@Ale-dd3ek Factually incorrect. Though I understand why it might feel that way.
@@zoidbergswhoop 🤓
Bizzle's humor is so slept on.
it's because he has the voice of an angel and it puts me right to bed with the most peaceful dreams you can imagine
Pillow humor ?
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear cu
@@AxxLAfriku idk what kind of autistic firestorm I just read but good on you man.
bizzles hilarious
I love how Sam always talks about his wife like she's his mom, like how he has to trick her into getting more milk because she won't let him drink any.
the level of lazy fatness of the entire situation impressed me.
Makes you wonder what else he has to trick her into doesn't it?
Have you seen the guy? Bet she´s his actual mom. Sam does kinda have these oedipus vibes
@@Animefan1803 someone’s projecting. You’re weird bro
yeah because it would be so complicated to just.... get milk himself...
grown man, ladies and gentlemen
i like how the the characters sam portrays in his skits are always relatively normal people, compared to how sam behaves normally.
simple, hes attracted to what he is most unlike... and that is normal
He studied humanology at Byrgenwerth.
@@decorumlopez9147 Sam has eyes lining his brain
Wonderfully scheduled upload Sam, I have just returned to my modest palace that I call “home” and hath sat upon mine porcelain throne to watch the vid.
Shitting?
Shitting?
Exactly the same, Sam's smoothing voice is helping thy ass squeeze exrecrement into holy porcelain.
Shitting?
?gnittihS
that talisman at 4:45 looks like something that would cost 1700$ on Etsy. honestly higher quality than expected from Sam.
Every time I see people struggling with this game having a health bar shorter than their Stamina bar I die a little inside.
I think this is the first fromsoft game where I actually level health
Tbf for casters it does feel like a bit of a struggle choosing between leveling health and your main casting stat early on. I just got my vigor to 30 (around 1000 hp) and haven't touched it since, its been more than adequate for now.
im at 60 vigour now
@VaderxG I didn't look up any builds per say, I just made like 12 different characters and leveled them all to about 50 before deciding what I wanted in a character, then I realized I could respec my build after beating Rennala and decided to just fix up my fade a bit.
@@deadseven3474 you are gonna want vigor to be much higher for end game. Some bosses such as Malenia will one shot you with some attacks if you have less than 55-60 vigor.
This video really emphasized how Sam just runs around the edge of a fight waiting to clap the finishing move and be like "I did it!"
LOVE THE VIDEO MAN. CANT WAIT FOR THAT KENSHI VIDEO
Imagine having a loving wife who cares about you and feeds you in 2022
and is not fat. right here 😎
and then you exploit her good nature for some lucky charms
They don't exist inside, you have to go outside.
Hey Boys lets laugh at the Incel lmao
Lol, don't worry man it's not a problem with you, its actually a problem with literally half of everyone else on the planet all changing their behaviors simply so you can't have a wife.
I LOVE how you are actually doing the skits of the little stories yall tell each other.
The perfect video to eat my Ham sandwich with and then play some Elden Ring!
This guy knows how too enjoy life
@@BeansCC literally eating a ham sandwich rn
Mustard on it and you’ve got yourself some delicacy
Nice
Ham on rice crackers
at the under the mask segment, while on frostcrag spire my oblivion began to rain and thunder only adding to the horror.
i cannot believe sam used an ost from ape escape pumped and primed at 2:42 that shit had me full of nostalgia, man i loved that game as a kid
Been a fan since before your Tarkov vids. It’s sad your the only TH-camr left besides Welyn that I get excited about when I see you have a new post. Keep up the fantastic work.
Sooo so sooo happy to see part 2!! You guys are hilarious! Reminds me of playing through dark souls 2 with my brothers!
hello General San ima bigger fan from Kazakhstan,, yu r large inspiratin 4 me ever since myfamily was killed in riots over gas prices, you have inspire me to become yutubing thank you keep pushing p sheesh
Sheesh indeed 💯💯
23:26 is a master piece thank you Bizzle
that clip tho
You honestly don’t understand how much you’ve helped me over the years. You have made me laugh more than most comedians I watch.
I love the skits you do and especially the ones you've done for this game, they make me laugh very hard as a lover of the series
Man this series is a whole new level of awesome. The bizzle mask bit has me on the edge of my seat.
4:33 Sam better keep that most sacred of talismans.
Watching Sam and the boys stumble through this game like alcoholic toddlers truly is amazing
I love that sam was probably built to make revolutionary art that would move the world but instead us monsters got blessed with his magical abilities to give us dumb memes. Well done good sir, well done indeed.
Hey man just want to say that I’ve been watching since your first video with sir winter and then aqua and just wanna say I’m happy to see your success and transition into other games that I thankfully am into. Appreciate all the work you do on the green screen and editing, it makes the wait on the videos worth it.
Im so happy your channel has continued to grow over many years and never died. I've been around since your Skyrim lets plays and you've been my favorite youtuber after all these years
This trio is just always great. These Elden Ring videos and the Outward one are somethin else.
you know its a good day when sam uploads
Indeed
Eh its just a Thursday.
@@CoffeeFresh_ a good thursday
2:13
It's the slight body twitch after that gets me.
Love the majula theme at the beginning takes me back
8:48 What an absolute Elvis moment. Long live the king baby.
Really tho that was dirt nasty
The editing is top notch, nearly pissed myself at 13:00
Love the upload. Always look forward to these
I've been waiting adamantly on a new elden ring video by sam and im glad my wishes finally came true.
gotta love how Sam's character looks like He-Man stung in the face by a giant bee
Sam how did you manage to make an exact 1:1 character of yourself all the way down to the bug eyes, very impressive.
I have never seen an outro that made mw want the next episode more than this jesus christ!! Great work
Love the content yall put out! Absolutely hilarious!
I'm pretty impressed he made it so far without leveling vigor.
Watching the three of these fools just struggle to fight the deer has made me feel so much better about myself.
Bruh, the Majula soundtrack while sitting at the fire. Gold.
Absolute banger Sam, ending had as excited for a new episode as a good movie
Man I only discovered you late last year, and I cannot express enough how much I was lacking this type of content.
You know it’s gonna be a good video when all you hear is wheezing in the beginning
That was a good Lovecraft bit at the end.
Loved the video sam. Amazing work as usual.
YO SAM YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME TO START MY CHANNEL AND ITS GROWING I LOVE YOU AND KEEP UP THE AMAZING COTNENT OF YOU DYING IN ELDEN RING OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Damm this was just in time for my lunch loved the video cant wait to see the rest!!!
That freeze showing bizzles face scared tf out of me now I really want to know
bizzle was the laughing crying emoji
I love working out and watching sam play elden ring
weirdo
This guy ain't got no maidens, he works out for his sun bros
@@poopghost9845 yep
Thanks for releasing part 2 just or me Sam. Really appreciate it 👍
This is a return to form for Sam, hilarious video, good commentary great clips and his little skits were hilarious
Damn Sam those sights of grace are really getting a lot of action huh...
Sam better do more parts of his character sitting down with Majula playing in the background
That picture of the rat mom looks similar to the green m&m sitting spread eagle, that sam and bizzle keep coming back to. That's like the 3rd time man.
The green screen work here, crisp, tasteful, clean, very well done. Excellent on target content.
I have 90 hours in & I'm not even close to being finished. Just taking my sweet ass time having fun exploring every inch of this map. The best part is that they hid shit everywhere...
Yessssss finally yesssss
playing the majula music by the fire while looking depressed was icing on the cake.
I wish I could time travel. Not so I could go back and fix past mistakes, not so I can go back and try to change the world for the better, not so I can go forward in time and see mankind's greatest achievements we will ever have, but so I can watch part 3 to this series. And then part 4.
Should just do a forehead fables episode with Bryan and Bizzle while playing elden ring
15:48
I love that guy.
Only black guy in elden ring:
- Is in prisoner uniform
- British chav accent.
- Has stolen a necklace from some nearby girl
- Is found cooking shrimp and crab. Dude may as well be making fucking gumbo
TF Fromsoft? xD
Is he black? Sounds white to me
@@msharmall7298 You can see his skin colour my guy. The prisoner stuff is pretty revealing.
Sound wise, he's also voiced by Dean Fagan. Pretty sure with that hard cockney chav accent they're trying to go for a London boroughs kinda vibe.
So, with black skin combined with a black voice actor - I can deduce that he is in fact black.
@@JayTraversJT I've poor sight but that sounds fair
Loving these videos
This video is perfect Sam
I read broken ring and it made me feel some kind of way 😏
Sams back to his favorite activity
Dying in a Souls game
His friendship with Miyazaki must be floundering if he keeps suffering this much
Make a short film already Sam! God! Your writing is so good!
Thank you for content
I love how confident Sam was last episode.
It makes him eating shit the hardest all the better this episode.
Elden Ring in 3 episodes lol
Pro Tip: Elden Ring can’t break you if you’re too broke to buy Elden Ring
You can pirate it
Fitgirl repack if you're on pc.
@@austinboston5643 No I can't because I'm not a scumbag
@@parknplay8328 I payed 60 bucks for a game to work on PC and it didn't. I refunded it and found out it runs better on my rig when I pirated it
@@austinboston5643 if your logic is that it runs better pirated, you should've kept your legit copy and just played the pirated version. If you like the game enough to play it, you have to pay for it. If you aren't willing to pay for it, for whatever reason, you can't play it. End of story.
sam, if you use the angel's wings ability on an enemy player, it prevents them from healing with their estus flask for a time. it's also a great gap closer. i use that weapon too.
The videos are getting better and it scares me
Last time I came this early my girlfriend left me
Love u Sam definitely my favorite content creator even tho u real ease once in a blue moon
Sam my man. This video is beautiful and the ending, the FUCKING ENDING was emaculate. A true art and I do have to say me boyo...you do it for me right in the sweet spot with this narration. Like the Pacha meme it's taste is like a wine. A wine only you could have made with this bitter sweetness flavor of leaving on the cliff hanger that draws me back in for another bottle
This video was really entertaining, jokes were funny and the gameplay was great. Thanks Stallt!
0:35 A ghost came by just to point and laugh at you after that too.
glad san knows how absolutely fire the majula theme is
i started watching the first eldedn ring video and by the time i finished it you uploaded this
This video is a master piece actually one of your best if not your best.
more of these please
sam is getting deeper and deeper into the game and i dont see his health bar increasing at all. this is going to be a rough one
I’m so glad Sam got to fix his office for the green screen. These full screen shots are amazing.
I love the irl edits
My god that set with blackguards weapon and spike fist and you got a genuine robot
As a dad, I can confirm planning late night munchie snacks, my wife is a believer of 1 bowl of cereal a night. Glad to hear it's not just me dealing with Milk shenanigans.
so glad you're doing a playthrough of my favorite game dark souls 2
I'm happy this came so soon
tht final dialog had me girthy af keep doin tht
Sweet love from RSK thanks for coming on Sam
2:55 damn Bryan..... chill
At the intro, I love how that phantom appears brieftly and clenchs is fist while looking at that abortion of nature.... reminds me of that meme of Arthur
Sam turns into a Nazgûl when he failed to kill Frodo who valiantly fought him off at 0:02