I love how Ezio just complains for half of these, insults for a quarter of them, and actually plays a song(about his adventures, usually) for the other quarter.
That's the point - the songs can be anything because he's (it's English for us so that we can understand) singing in Italian, and people don't know what he's saying.
Ok, now you've got me imagining Shaun, Rebecca and William sitting in the room with the comatose Desmond, monitoring his vitals and worrying about him, when he suddenly just sporadically laughs.
Imagine the moment that Ezio meets Desmond for the first time and Ezio might wondered “wait if I’m the messenger, did he hear the songs I made with the lute?”
For the ones that don't understand, ezio is the ancestor of Desmond Miles, who gets to revive his ancestor's memories (Ezio) through the Animus. Of course, Desmond is american so the animus does it best to translate all to English.
@@ratatoskr9366 some countries ruined it when dubbing the games. In Italian for example it gets mentioned briefly but the game is all translated in the same language and the whole thing gets lost.
I failed like 3 or 4 times because I was laughing my ass off at these songs and taking too long. You know the writers had so much fun with this part of the game
@@IslesGirl3 I think there’s an interview with Roger Craig Smith (Ezio’s voice actor) where he says that he basically got to improvise a lot of these songs. There’s a chance that there are many, many more on the cutting room floor that we never get to hear.
Loved how he insulted him twice. "Young Cesare I heard him say, could not be killed by man. So I tossed him through the air to see where he might land~!" "Cesare oh Cesare, a man with great depravity. Thought himself to be immortal til he had a date with gravity~!"
finally I realized, why the author of AC Revelation novel said that Ezio's song is somewhat weird, suspicious, etc he's a fine ladiesman, master assassin, but a bad vocalist
@@supervegito2277 That's hard because there's not too much overlap between Revelations characters with AC2 and Brotherhood. The only constant besides Ezio himself would be Duccio.
Its funny because its exactly what we've all done. How many times have we decked the minstrel when we're tailing a target or scared him off by drawing a sword? And the Devs KNOW it!
There was a part in this mission before this part where you had to knock down the minstrels to steal their clothes and Ezio said something like "This should be fun" which made me laugh so hard as someone who played ACs prior to Revelations and the minstrels in Rome always stood in the way when you were trying to escape or race being extremely annoying. That's one reason why I think Revelations Ezio is best Ezio in terms of character.
Lmao this was my exact reaction too! I was like finally I could beat them and they won't die! Lol. They're so annoying and when I knocked off their lute they called me rude. How dare! 😂
I laughed so hard when he said that he was going to enjoy beating up the minstrels ! I don't know how many times those damned musicians ruined my missions 😂😂
I think I saw an interview where he said he improvised many of them, and there’s a chance that there are more on the cutting room floor we may never get to hear.
My especial thanks to you, Zevik, for all the subtitles you've made either particularly to these «songs» or to the whole first Assassin's Creed - sometimes it's much easier for non-English speaking people (being one of them myself) to distiguish a word that's hard to hear and/or not commonly used.
for people wondering, no one in the mission understand what he was saying as even though we understood him in English, he was speaking Italian around a bunch of rich Turks, there's is a high chance not a single person understood Italian in that crowd
lawl. i'm amazed they coded in this many diffrent songs for such a short mission. you couldn't get more than 4-5 at most i'd think, even with a slip up or two. Still, gave me a chuckle. Nice intermission :P
I laughed when Ezio, during the mission sang this song: "I sing in italiano, you understand no word, but my Greek is nonexistent and my Turkish is absurd".
i always hated them but lets just say a broom, wells, water, any kind of bladed weapon or blunt, pistol, or poison i may or may not have used to my advantage... supposedly.
Spoof: (That night at an Assassin Den, somewhere in Istanbul...) Novice 1: Did your hear yet? The Italian Mentor is in the city! Novice 2: Ezio Auditore? I hear he's deadly, and intimidating to all who meet him. Novice 1: I wonder what he looks like... Ezio walks in, arguing with someone following him: ...if there is any way to avoid doing this again, I will gladly take any other opt- (Ezio stops, staring at the novices in the Den, still holding a bloodied lute stem in his hand. The novices stare back at his bloodstained minstrel clothes. Yusuf walks in, tugging at his own outfit morosely, then also stops.) Novices: Novice 1: Is Novice 1: Is that a lute covered in- Ezio: Blood? Yes. I killed a Byzantine in defense of the prince using it. Ezio: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get changed, and then burn these clothes outside.
I always heard the Duccio one as "a rat with Legends' taste". Given that he's proud of his family heritage, it would have made sense for Ezio. But insulting his taste because it's Duccio specifically is even more him.
This is one of Ezio’s best moments. Spider-Man would totally do this…for fun He became the very thing we swore to hate…but he does it well and it’s funny of him recollecting his adventures
I just imagine Kitana from Mortal Kombat singing a song about her half-sister : "Mileena, Oh Mileena I never give her hugs But when she try one to D'vorah She end it up with eating bugs"
one I find duccio respawn location, I mark it down for a nice beat down, he was drunk and only had 1 arkes when you truy to loots him. by the way if you bump into him the map will mark as red crosshair
the start of this mission is satisfying cuz the lute npc always ruin smth for him in ac 2 and brotherhood also 2:27 why do i feel like he is talking to the player 😂
You ask if a guy who frequently came into possession of a device with knowledge about stuff we can't build and make today, didn't probably find out about gravity. Altair saw the Earth was round a couple of centuries ago.
Hands down, the best mission in all of Assassins Creed! I just love that one of the most formidable humans alive at the time was reduced to pretending to be a lute player.
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Renaissance diss tracks. Amazing.
Allow me to be your first reply after 3 years.
But allow me, to be your second 😉
Lmao
Eminem has been real quiet after this dropped
@@somerandomdude8887 nice username
Cesare, oh Cesare, a man of great depravity believed himself immortal until he had a date with gravity.
lol
1:20
ezio found the gravity before newton xD
@@kursat59 He was exposed to multiple pieces of Eden, which probably made him more aware of physics
Lol
I know what he means 😂
I love how Ezio just complains for half of these, insults for a quarter of them, and actually plays a song(about his adventures, usually) for the other quarter.
That's the point - the songs can be anything because he's (it's English for us so that we can understand) singing in Italian, and people don't know what he's saying.
Well given that the Turks don't really understand what he's singing about, I guess they listen to him for entertainment.
@@vonVince That one italian quest at the party: *confused unga bunga*
The one where he sings of Caterina is sweet, though. 1:05
@@kalaong It's kinda sad when you realise Caterina had died by the time Revelations takes place.
desmond be like
*laughs in Animus
Omg I was just having a good time until you remind me about Desmond 😭😭😭
Ok, now you've got me imagining Shaun, Rebecca and William sitting in the room with the comatose Desmond, monitoring his vitals and worrying about him, when he suddenly just sporadically laughs.
ShadowVincent3 I think Subject 16(Clay Kadzmerek) is laughing his balls off too.
Imagine the moment that Ezio meets Desmond for the first time and Ezio might wondered “wait if I’m the messenger, did he hear the songs I made with the lute?”
Well, it is hard to believe that Ezio won't get exposed as an assassin by singing that
🎶"I can't believe I stand here
And sing my time I waste
But you sit and smile at me
Sincerely have no taste!"🎶
Tomás Molina but you who* sit and smile at me :)
Hisham K. Majeed Ah, thanks for letting me know. Sorry 😉
So savage... he even calls out the player.
"There once was a man named Duccio, a rat with lecherous taste. Whenever he would show himself, my fist would find his face." Best song ❤-❤
Yeah its the besssstttt song
Cesare oh Cesare a man of great depravity, thought he was immortal until he had a date with gravity... the second best
The only issue I have with this song is that Ezio’s sister, Claudia, was part of Duccio’s tastes…
I love that song because we always beat him up
Duccio is my fave reoccurring character tbh
What's even more funny is that he's most likely singing these in Italian, so for all the Ottomans know, he's singing a beautiful ballad.
Im italian, i heard him in italian and english ,its better italian
Italian here as well and RCS cracks me up a lot, brilliant 😂
For the ones that don't understand, ezio is the ancestor of Desmond Miles, who gets to revive his ancestor's memories (Ezio) through the Animus. Of course, Desmond is american so the animus does it best to translate all to English.
@@martinjugolin2087 thank you, felt like that was going over ppl's heads haha
@@ratatoskr9366 some countries ruined it when dubbing the games. In Italian for example it gets mentioned briefly but the game is all translated in the same language and the whole thing gets lost.
Cesare, oh Cesare,
A man of great depravity,
Believed himself immortal, until...
He had a date with gravity!
1:20
I couldn't concentrate on the mission because I was too busy laughing my ass off at this part. That Lucrezia one got me SO BAD
2 or 3 more brothers 😂😂
I failed like 3 or 4 times because I was laughing my ass off at these songs and taking too long. You know the writers had so much fun with this part of the game
IFKKR, Lucrezia could do with 2 or 3 more brothers was so hilarious 😂
Also it is so much more fun when you've played AC2 and brotherhood
@@IslesGirl3 I think there’s an interview with Roger Craig Smith (Ezio’s voice actor) where he says that he basically got to improvise a lot of these songs. There’s a chance that there are many, many more on the cutting room floor that we never get to hear.
Fair Lucrezia could not sate,
Her aopetite for lovers,
But I suspect she would be fine,
With two or three more brothers.
That's why we all love Ezio
O O F
@@americantemplar6553 that's the joke since she was into incest
Sweet home Italy~
@@itsfrediguess7844 Sweet Home Roma
F
The cesare song was savage lmao
Loved how he insulted him twice.
"Young Cesare I heard him say, could not be killed by man. So I tossed him through the air to see where he might land~!"
"Cesare oh Cesare, a man with great depravity. Thought himself to be immortal til he had a date with gravity~!"
Ezio's a savage :3
Glad Ezio went savage on Cesare. That guy was such an ass-wipe, with an ego as big as his mouth!!
How did ezio know about gravity? It wasn’t discovered for another 200-300 year’s or so
GUARDS!!
“I am a tactless minstrel,
I sing off-key for coins.
If you spot me in the street,
Please kick me in the loins.”
I'm crying
He then proceeded to beat up the minstrels he saw in the streets when he got home. "What? One of your own told me to do it"
finally I realized, why the author of AC Revelation novel said that Ezio's song is somewhat weird, suspicious, etc
he's a fine ladiesman, master assassin, but a bad vocalist
Oh he has a voice, the lute is just out of tune; it's supposed to be smashed in a thousand pieces.
No, no, he does have a voice, but it's for reason, wisdom and speeches, not singing. Sure Ezio is a legend, but he has no musical talent.
Might be on purpose, considering his hatred of minstrels from past adventures.
@@kingofthings7929 of course it's on purpose, those minstrels were so annoying
ALSO A MASTER MENTOR
Imagine All of Ezios past enemies are just in the afterlife listening to this.
Vieri: “Why am I not surprised?”
(Like the time on DBZ where it showed the past villains in hell during the kid buu fight)
@@stevenm5936 Who would be the proverbial Babidi in that situation? (Bad guy who hates the current bad guy more than they hate the good guy)
@@supervegito2277 That's hard because there's not too much overlap between Revelations characters with AC2 and Brotherhood. The only constant besides Ezio himself would be Duccio.
Oh gods!😂😂😂
That would actually be pretty funny~
@@supervegito2277definitely Rodrigo or Savonarola
"But you who sit and smile at me sincerely have no taste" Ezioooooo, r u breaking the fourth wall?
No, he's saying minstrels suck and no one with good taste would actually like their music.
@@AmateurStorytime r/wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@Strifezx Way to respond to a year-old comment.
BladeBreaker93 ok,but now i need to kick you in the loins
BladeBreaker93 And falling asleep on the O key.
I am a tactless ministrel, I sing off-key for coins.
If you spot me in the street, please kick me in the loins.
That is funny af.
Its funny because its exactly what we've all done. How many times have we decked the minstrel when we're tailing a target or scared him off by drawing a sword? And the Devs KNOW it!
Those actions did happen, even ezio is frustrated
From a Naughty Boy to becoming a Master Assassin, deep inside Ezio will always be a Savage Boy with his taunting and trashtalking. lol
Well that's a way to remember Cesare
i just watch your revelations' walkthrough and laughing so hard on this part
"beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee"
Tamara Augita Musa Peeing after a boner is definitely ughh, fun...
one wonders if he is speaking from experience
@@americantemplar6553 well. Syphilis...
@@floppydisksareop gonorrhea
1:33
Before knowing the meaning:Hey, sounds kinda catchy, but what is with the fire peeing?
*sudden realisation*
Oh damn.....
2:28 Felt that burn creeping through the 4th wall.
There was a part in this mission before this part where you had to knock down the minstrels to steal their clothes and Ezio said something like "This should be fun" which made me laugh so hard as someone who played ACs prior to Revelations and the minstrels in Rome always stood in the way when you were trying to escape or race being extremely annoying.
That's one reason why I think Revelations Ezio is best Ezio in terms of character.
I killed one during a contract because he got in the way
Lmao this was my exact reaction too! I was like finally I could beat them and they won't die! Lol. They're so annoying and when I knocked off their lute they called me rude. How dare! 😂
He said “I’m going to enjoy this” actually
I laughed so hard when he said that he was going to enjoy beating up the minstrels ! I don't know how many times those damned musicians ruined my missions 😂😂
Terrorist flag
jesus christ ezio is savage 😂
Ciaran Moore
correct!😂😂😂
Ciaran Moore Bruh firing shots at everyone he kill 😂
Making fun of his enemies beyond the grave, what a master
The first time I played this game a couple years back and I got ot this part, I could NOT stop laughing. Oh man my ribs were hurrrting.
He could be a really funny bard in Skyrim! I mean, that would be funny to see Ezio singing those song in a tavern!
There’s probably a mod.
Ezio Auditore dropping the hottest diss tracks of Renaissance Italy!
He became the very thing he swore to destroy. This mission's premise was so good, I swear.
"I can't believe i stand here,
and sing my time I waste.
But you who sit and smile at me,
sincerely have no taste"
And i took that personally
"I sing in Italianoooo" though not a single phrase in italian was heard that day exept a couple of words loooool xD
He is actually singing in Italian , you dont hear it because the Animus is translating it for us x)
Cpt.ChileanFox *-* I love you sir, i just forgot about that lol xD
What's funny is, even when the animus is translating each song from Italian to English, every single one of them still rhyme...
The Thundercool you make me want to hear this in actual Italian all of the sudden.
The Thundercool The Animus' translation software is just that good.
I knew it: Ezio hates those damned minstrels as much as I do.
This is one of the best parts in the game.
Roger Craig Smith must have had a blast recording these songs, I can imagine him bursting out laughing between takes!
I think I saw an interview where he said he improvised many of them, and there’s a chance that there are more on the cutting room floor we may never get to hear.
Poor Cesare.
ah, cesare had it coming. In the game as well as in life
lol 😂😂😂
@Bbisje Cesare, a disgrace to the Borgia, a disgrace to Roma, a disgrace to Italia, a disgrace to the Templars & a disgrace to humanity!!!
@@adamzabielski3685 the borgia are a disgrace for the borgia
He's immortal til gravity dated him
1:33 The backstory to that one is one memory Desmond was happy not have to synch.
What memory would that be?
@@ryanwilliam3140 listen to the song, then return here
I already did hear it?
I was asking because i couldn't find it on youtube
@@brendanboomhour7606 no seriously, i already did hear it, i just want to see the specifics myself
@@ryanwilliam3140There is no playable memory of that. It’s a joke.
1:58 This was so clever. I forgot who Duccio was and this reminded me before I met him again.
My favorite one is the Duccio one.
Patrick McDonald Lucrezia is also a good ONE LOL
Fam the Lucrezia one and the Caesare (sorry if it's spelt wrong) ones were also great
No no no The beauties of firenze.
"Beware of the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee" I get it now only 9 years after playing this game XD
I don't get this one, can you tell me?
Venereal diseases. Roma girls will give you the clap
@@Maya_hee STDS
STDs lmao
@@Maya_hee It was an STD's joke.
My especial thanks to you, Zevik, for all the subtitles you've made either particularly to these «songs» or to the whole first Assassin's Creed - sometimes it's much easier for non-English speaking people (being one of them myself) to distiguish a word that's hard to hear and/or not commonly used.
I'm in the same league of non-English speakers and I understand you. The subtitles will be always available in my walkthroughs.
Zevik hiii please kick me in the loins
+Zevik If you don't mind the question, what is your first language.
iLoveOrangeChicken Russian is my native language.
Your English is quite good, Zevik.
Loved the line about Vieri, also the line about Caterina.
0:22 Ezio Expressing his feelings
Ezio has a sexy speaking voice....but he can't sing to save his life...but hey we all have our flaws XD
Poor Ezio, I feel soo bad for you, yet I can't stop laughing!
0:21 imagine if he said that then some one went up and acually kicked him 😂😂😂
damn
'Requiescat in pace'
for people wondering, no one in the mission understand what he was saying as even though we understood him in English, he was speaking Italian around a bunch of rich Turks, there's is a high chance not a single person understood Italian in that crowd
Doctor: You only have 4 minutes and 21 seconds more to live!
Me: (watches this video)
But you cant see the last second
lawl. i'm amazed they coded in this many diffrent songs for such a short mission. you couldn't get more than 4-5 at most i'd think, even with a slip up or two. Still, gave me a chuckle. Nice intermission :P
Isn t Ezio breaking the 4th wall here:''But you who sit and smile at me"?
He is either talking to Desmond, the player or the guests
2:34
ikr
I laughed when Ezio, during the mission sang this song: "I sing in italiano, you understand no word, but my Greek is nonexistent and my Turkish is absurd".
It's so fun listening to Ezio roast the fuck out of his old enemies.
who in their right mind would kick the legendary master assassin in the loins
Kiev Hartless I think he just means any Italian lute players because we all punched them rather than giving them any money or out running them
i always hated them but lets just say a broom, wells, water, any kind of bladed weapon or blunt, pistol, or poison i may or may not have used to my advantage... supposedly.
Ezio would rather feel the physical pain of a kick in the loins rather than the humiliation of being an amateur singer on the street begging for coin.
@@laurene988 I just chucked coins at 'em and ran. Beating up civilians (even minstrels and beggars) makes me feel bad. :(
@@laurene988 I just pickpocketed them when they came. That makes them go away immediately.
I also often stood still and actually listened to them.
As I was browsing videos, I saw that this contains; a time killer for anyone, while my tablet slowly drains♪
Bravo! Bravo! (throws floriens at your feet)
I actually read this in Ezio's voice
I just played that mission and I gotta say hearing Ezio singing these short various songs makes me laugh especially about Cesare and Duccio. 😄🤣
Spoof:
(That night at an Assassin Den, somewhere in Istanbul...)
Novice 1: Did your hear yet? The Italian Mentor is in the city!
Novice 2: Ezio Auditore? I hear he's deadly, and intimidating to all who meet him.
Novice 1: I wonder what he looks like...
Ezio walks in, arguing with someone following him: ...if there is any way to avoid doing this again, I will gladly take any other opt-
(Ezio stops, staring at the novices in the Den, still holding a bloodied lute stem in his hand. The novices stare back at his bloodstained minstrel clothes. Yusuf walks in, tugging at his own outfit morosely, then also stops.)
Novices:
Novice 1: Is
Novice 1: Is that a lute covered in-
Ezio: Blood? Yes. I killed a Byzantine in defense of the prince using it.
Ezio: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get changed, and then burn these clothes outside.
Spoof, you say? How do we know that didn't actually happen? 😂
@@thecatfather857 Fair point. This is now a headcanon.
Honestly, Ezio is the coolest and yet most sophisticated assassin yet...😂
"I am a tactless minstrel,
I sing off-key for coins,
If you spot me in the street,
Please kick me in the loins."
My favorite one ^^^ LMAO
0:14 had me crying “please kick me in the loins”😂😂
Hee hee, I couldn't stop snickering! Somebody had fun with these rhymes! XD
Ezio should be a comedian 😂😂
Lili Rose
lol ikr😂😂😂
Lili Rose he already is
Before Rodrigo was the pope
He was a man of vices
And once he gained the Holy See
He raised his vices' prices.
This mission telling you to beat up minstrels was solid wish fulfilment. And then the songs. Goated mission
I suspect that Roger had alot of fun recording these
I always heard the Duccio one as "a rat with Legends' taste".
Given that he's proud of his family heritage, it would have made sense for Ezio. But insulting his taste because it's Duccio specifically is even more him.
Did I say how much I love this channel?Ty Zevik.
so basically the summary of ac2 and brotherhood
i know right?!
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS-
"Lest fire you want to pee" 😂😂😊
0:54
Vieri: WTF?!
Francesco: *LAUGHING* look at that!!
The Animus doesn't know how to translate Italian curses, but it translates ministrel songs with rhymes and rhythm.
Thank you for uploading this! I was laughing so hard when it got to this part in the game and wanted to listen to it all again XD
“Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee”
GodDAMN.
This is one of Ezio’s best moments. Spider-Man would totally do this…for fun
He became the very thing we swore to hate…but he does it well and it’s funny of him recollecting his adventures
I just imagine Kitana from Mortal Kombat singing a song about her half-sister : "Mileena, Oh Mileena I never give her hugs But when she try one to D'vorah She end it up with eating bugs"
“Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee”
You speaking from experience Ezio?
one I find duccio respawn location, I mark it down for a nice beat down, he was drunk and only had 1 arkes when you truy to loots him. by the way if you bump into him the map will mark as red crosshair
HIS RE SPAWN LOCATION WAS THE FUNNIEST
I wasn't paying attention till I decided to see what he was saying and got the Cesare one so came here to look for more.
i just finished this mission
OH YOUNG CESARE HE SAID THAT HE COULDNT BE KILLED BY MAN
SO I TOSSED IN HIM IN THE AIR TO SEE WHERE HE MIGHT LAND!
Ezio the Greatest Assassin OF ALL TIME Sings about his Murders?
I love how he clearly sings that he is singing in Italian, yet these only rhyme in the English that Desmond is hearing through the Animus.
The wording may very well have been different in the original Italian
His dig at Lucrezia is brutal
0:21 If you insist
*Kicks Ezio in the loins*
3 dislikes Duccio, Cesare Borgia and Lucrezia
Cesare, oh Cesare,
A man of great depravity
Believed himself immortal 'til
He had a date with gravity.
Lol
Ezio already know the idea of gravity.
Still the funniest moment in the whole AC franchise xD
I like to think this is actually him before the mission. Just playing those songs to himself as practise.
the start of this mission is satisfying cuz the lute npc always ruin smth for him in ac 2 and brotherhood
also 2:27 why do i feel like he is talking to the player 😂
Young Cesare said he can't be killed by man, so I toss him up the air to see where he might land
I only listen to real music👌🏽😫
1:27
Year game takes place : 1511
Year gravity was invented: 1687
176 years, eh? The Apple gave Ezio immense knowledge.
You have become the very first thing you swore to destroy
Best four minutes and twenty two seconds of my life.
Did they even know about gravity in the 1500s?
You ask if a guy who frequently came into possession of a device with knowledge about stuff we can't build and make today, didn't probably find out about gravity. Altair saw the Earth was round a couple of centuries ago.
what next he has a phone and uses snapchat 😂😂😂
So uh...There's the Apple of Eden all...But DAMN,i wish i could have used it.
Altair made a gun in the 1200s
@@jeezuschrist4247 Yeah. He probably uses...
Apple products.
This is true art.
3:10 Lucrezia burn,best song of Ezio
Hands down, the best mission in all of Assassins Creed! I just love that one of the most formidable humans alive at the time was reduced to pretending to be a lute player.
Funny, I didn’t think people already knew what gravity was at this era but if it rhymes it rhymes
I kept running into people and pissing them off in that mission! It was the funniest mission in the whole game! XD
Young Cesare, I heard him say,
Could not be killed by Man.
So I tossed him through the air,
To see where he might land.
1:46 duccio getting roasted
1:46 my favourite one
The Cesare songs were just savage LOL