If you want to know where we went wrong You needn't look too far .For where we'll be and where we've been is always where we are . And everything that comes your way is something you once gave . Somebody feels the water Every time you make a wave .Like Mork from Ork use to say Tom : Na -nu Na- nu ! . Thanks for the memories Tom ! And Remember nothing is over....till we decide it is !!
As Schiller said, Brother Theodore had so much integrity and substance (and intelligence) that these qualities disqualified him for mass consumption. If he was still alive few people would appreciate his brilliant feigned neuroticism. Most people would have a stupid WTF look on their faces, kinda like the one Tucker Carlson wears practically every moment he is on television.
Can't believe this is your account. Think you're one of the most brilliant, memorable comedians I've ever seen/worked with. I have told people about you for decades. Received you were in some post grad program at Cambridge. All blessings your way. Pax et lux, Brett Butler
Hi Tom Schiller do you remember me ? I was supposed to be the next star of SNL you remember ? I remember we had met one night at 60 &second Ave right where cuusine. California pizza was located .Do you remember you was wearing a green jacket with a royal coat -of arms insignia ? You befriended me thought I was funny cool even .Do you remember ?Do you remember you took me to your house and I cleaned out your attic but thankfully not your house ? That was awesome Tom I was so thrilled when you took me to Caroline's and tried to get me to learn the craft of improv Do you remember ? Tom do you remember You thought I was funny and obnoxious at the same time and that's what endeared you to me man of Genius ? Tom do you remember when you took me to 30 rock and gushed the set designers at that time I was the next best thing since Velveeta cheese ? Do you remember when we smoked weed at your office at the 17th FL at 30 rock ? Do you remember how I made you laugh so hard then you segued into crying so hard . Now Isn't that special ?I will always. cherish that and other pleasant memories of the way we were.Tom do you remember When we went to the carnival at Roosevelt park and you gave the snake lady ( or was it Tom Thumb or the bearded lady ? it was so long ago .) $2O bucks and I flim fammed The serpent lady Tom Thumb or the bearded lady or was it the wolf boy ? and told her that you gave them too much took the twenty and gave them $10 .What Chutzpah ! Sorry Tom For that I guess I became cocky because I felt proud because I felt important because I was with you ! And do you remember Tom when we thought of the brilliant idea ( or was it me ?) Getting the address of and Korean women escort service on the east side off the back pages of the Village voice newspaper the Village voice when it was as thick as the Sunday New York times when New York times was as thick as the Torah Moses used to carry when his Torah was thick ? ( Voice over Don Pardo ) The Village voice serving the Village community and Manhattan since 1959 Tom .We got there you paid two hundred. bucks for my ho and two hundred for my ho .Actually I was thinking of taking the two hundred nixing the option of getting the ho but Decided what the heck let me get my rocks on the Korean ho who took me to her single room and was nice enough to wash my schlong with the foreskin recently re attached .That was awesome I really cherish and forever treasure those weird and wonderful moments with you Tom ( even when It was Bizarre one night and ordered too many drinking Japanese restaurant by day playboy after-hours by night ? And you was completely oblivious to me ordering drinks (at $20 dollars a pop)like a freakin alcoholic madman which is what I was at that time Tom .And Do you remember too when you took me to Donald fagens( Steely Dan )Brown stone off fifth ave to do a SCHILLER VISION film project and I was supposed to hold the make up suit case that once belonged to LON CHANEY ? I thought that was so awesome Tom I will always always cherish those memories because they were special .Tom you rock ! And do you 'member. when you got upset with me because I had too much to drink and got smashed blotto two sheets to the wind. and told your gal pal who had to pay for the drinks her dough because you didn't have any dough left because I a drunken cursing like sailor told your gal pal she only is with you for your dough ? Do you remember you was mortified ? The Chutzpah ! The Chutzpah ! In sorry Tom is all I can say . I've been sober for 14 years . I hope you can now accept my apologies and I know looking not in anger but looking back Had I been a mensch back then a stand up guy instead of a drunken.monkey I could have been great. I could have been great!I could have been a a contendah! But Nooooooooooo ! Tom since the last I've seen you (twenty years ago )I've studied acting at HB istudios on Bank Street past years and taken Jazz piano Classé at Least Harlem music school and finished a few weeks ago IMPROV101with John Timothy at UBC (United Citizens Brigade ) I registered for acting classes which I need at HB studios this September . Tom I work as a licensed security officer at JPmorgan.I have my own place independent . I truly am a man of Genius Tom .....When I'm not drinking a Budweiser ! Hasta la vista amigo ! You can Email me at :willienomics@gmail .com .Do you remember Tom when you played don't look back in anger the short you did with John Belushi dancing in the Cemmentary at your house in Woho? And do 'member when you gave me the old scripts of the first season of SNL ? I love you Tom .Thanks for the memories amigo ! If you think I could be a writer please let me know too Tom .Thank you. buddy !
@@moncorp1 it's true I was batshit crazy back then matter of fact wilder and crazier than Steve Martin but not today Cause Im clean and sober and a whole lot wiser and even more prepared to re enter the comedy / acting field since because I am clean and sober now worked a/as a security guard at 30 rock at the elevator banks on the ground floor and took acting lessons at HB improv lessons at UCB. Not so batshit crazy today as back then us what many people who knew me before tell me today. I know today being wild and crazy on the stage is ok but not walking butt naked on the Streets of New York . The absolute commitment and responsibilty that is required with being offered a once in a lifetime gig to be a player in the line up on SNL Tom rightly felt I didn't have..and my rageaholic behaviour was what blew my opportunity. I take responsibility for that. I'm not that person today No longer living in a Van down by the river !
@@moncorp1You may be right I may be crazy hey but it just maybe a LUNATIC you're looking for . You may be wrong for all I know you may be right. But I was no Charles Manson back then and Tom Schiller was no Sharon Tate I'm no Jeffrey Epstein or Harvey Weinstein either I'm more a Puertorican troubadour .
all these brother theodore reminiscences are great
Is this the same Schiller that was obsessed with the snl intern?
Yes, it has to be.
If you want to know where we went wrong You needn't look too far .For where we'll be and where we've been is always where we are . And everything that comes your way is something you once gave . Somebody feels the water Every time you make a wave .Like Mork from Ork use to say Tom : Na -nu Na- nu ! . Thanks for the memories Tom ! And Remember nothing is over....till we decide it is !!
As Schiller said, Brother Theodore had so much integrity and substance (and intelligence) that these qualities disqualified him for mass consumption. If he was still alive few people would appreciate his brilliant feigned neuroticism. Most people would have a stupid WTF look on their faces, kinda like the one Tucker Carlson wears practically every moment he is on television.
I saw him at 13th St Theatre also... he picked on my friend and I. Was hilarious and intense just as I hoped it would be.
Thanks
jfc, record with the sound LOWER
Tom I could have been a contender I could have had class r I could have been somebody .....
Can't believe this is your account. Think you're one of the most brilliant, memorable comedians I've ever seen/worked with. I have told people about you for decades. Received you were in some post grad program at Cambridge. All blessings your way. Pax et lux, Brett Butler
Hi Tom Schiller do you remember me ? I was supposed to be the next star of SNL you remember ? I remember we had met one night at 60 &second Ave right where cuusine. California pizza was located .Do you remember you was wearing a green jacket with a royal coat -of arms insignia ? You befriended me thought I was funny cool even .Do you remember ?Do you remember you took me to your house and I cleaned out your attic but thankfully not your house ? That was awesome Tom I was so thrilled when you took me to Caroline's and tried to get me to learn the craft of improv Do you remember ? Tom do you remember You thought I was funny and obnoxious at the same time and that's what endeared you to me man of Genius ? Tom do you remember when you took me to 30 rock and gushed the set designers at that time I was the next best thing since Velveeta cheese ? Do you remember when we smoked weed at your office at the 17th FL at 30 rock ? Do you remember how I made you laugh so hard then you segued into crying so hard . Now Isn't that special ?I will always. cherish that and other pleasant memories of the way we were.Tom do you remember When we went to the carnival at Roosevelt park and you gave the snake lady ( or was it Tom Thumb or the bearded lady ? it was so long ago .) $2O bucks and I flim fammed The serpent lady Tom Thumb or the bearded lady or was it the wolf boy ? and told her that you gave them too much took the twenty and gave them $10 .What Chutzpah ! Sorry Tom For that I guess I became cocky because I felt proud because I felt important because I was with you ! And do you remember Tom when we thought of the brilliant idea ( or was it me ?) Getting the address of and Korean women escort service on the east side off the back pages of the Village voice newspaper the Village voice when it was as thick as the Sunday New York times when New York times was as thick as the Torah Moses used to carry when his Torah was thick ? ( Voice over Don Pardo ) The Village voice serving the Village community and Manhattan since 1959 Tom .We got there you paid two hundred. bucks for my ho and two hundred for my ho .Actually I was thinking of taking the two hundred nixing the option of getting the ho but Decided what the heck let me get my rocks on the Korean ho who took me to her single room and was nice enough to wash my schlong with the foreskin recently re attached .That was awesome I really cherish and forever treasure those weird and wonderful moments with you Tom ( even when It was Bizarre one night and ordered too many drinking Japanese restaurant by day playboy after-hours by night ? And you was completely oblivious to me ordering drinks (at $20 dollars a pop)like a freakin alcoholic madman which is what I was at that time Tom .And Do you remember too when you took me to Donald fagens( Steely Dan )Brown stone off fifth ave to do a SCHILLER VISION film project and I was supposed to hold the make up suit case that once belonged to LON CHANEY ? I thought that was so awesome Tom I will always always cherish those memories because they were special .Tom you rock ! And do you 'member. when you got upset with me because I had too much to drink and got smashed blotto two sheets to the wind. and told your gal pal who had to pay for the drinks her dough because you didn't have any dough left because I a drunken cursing like sailor told your gal pal she only is with you for your dough ? Do you remember you was mortified ? The Chutzpah ! The Chutzpah ! In sorry Tom is all I can say . I've been sober for 14 years . I hope you can now accept my apologies and I know looking not in anger but looking back Had I been a mensch back then a stand up guy instead of a drunken.monkey I could have been great. I could have been great!I could have been a a contendah! But Nooooooooooo ! Tom since the last I've seen you (twenty years ago )I've studied acting at HB istudios on Bank Street past years and taken Jazz piano Classé at Least Harlem music school and finished a few weeks ago IMPROV101with John Timothy at UBC (United Citizens Brigade ) I registered for acting classes which I need at HB studios this September . Tom I work as a licensed security officer at JPmorgan.I have my own place independent . I truly am a man of Genius Tom .....When I'm not drinking a Budweiser ! Hasta la vista amigo ! You can Email me at :willienomics@gmail .com .Do you remember Tom when you played don't look back in anger the short you did with John Belushi dancing in the Cemmentary at your house in Woho? And do 'member when you gave me the old scripts of the first season of SNL ? I love you Tom .Thanks for the memories amigo ! If you think I could be a writer please let me know too Tom .Thank you. buddy !
I remember you. You're batshit crazy.
@@moncorp1 it's true I was batshit crazy back then matter of fact wilder and crazier than Steve Martin but not today Cause Im clean and sober and a whole lot wiser and even more prepared to re enter the comedy / acting field since because I am clean and sober now worked a/as a security guard at 30 rock at the elevator banks on the ground floor and took acting lessons at HB improv lessons at UCB. Not so batshit crazy today as back then us what many people who knew me before tell me today. I know today being wild and crazy on the stage is ok but not walking butt naked on the Streets of New York . The absolute commitment and responsibilty that is required with being offered a once in a lifetime gig to be a player in the line up on SNL Tom rightly felt I didn't have..and my rageaholic behaviour was what blew my opportunity. I take responsibility for that. I'm not that person today No longer living in a Van down by the river !
@@moncorp1You may be right I may be crazy hey but it just maybe a LUNATIC you're looking for . You may be wrong for all I know you may be right. But I was no Charles Manson back then and Tom Schiller was no Sharon Tate I'm no Jeffrey Epstein or Harvey Weinstein either I'm more a Puertorican troubadour .
@@moncorp1 A Puertorican Larry David to be more precise .
I still love big tits .
Where do you Simmer?