Kelothac, Take the Wheel! - NPC D&D - Episode 171
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
- BOB is the best archer ever, it's definitely not because he has power from a Darklord.
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Bob slapping Greg was way funnier than it had any right to be
Indeed, I'm still chuckling now
It was definitely funny 😂
Couldn't agree more, still laughing too!
😂😂😂
And they had to cut it right there cause you know Alan cracked up lol
I have watched all 171 episodes of this and Bob rolling shit so far as not stopped being funny as hell
Wil Wheaton is very proud of him 🤣
He's changed dice how many times? So there's no way it could be dice defects, or no way it SHOULD be dice defects. He's just cursed!
Right! With his 4th set of dice.
At least he is so good at hiding, he usually succeed on that even when rolling shit xD
D&D PSA: Thunder damage and Lightning damage are not the same thing.
Second PSA: Don't tell these guys that during a greenscreen cutaway or they'll mock you for knowing such a pedantic difference during the cutaway for being a nerd.
Third PSA: and you'll deserve it, ya nerd.
Do they mock you more on camera or off? XD
How dare different words have different meanings!
Fourth PSA: never stop being you
Just to be pedantic; Greg stood up, and you let him walk 30 feet at 28:40. Half movement dammit!
@@OldMrFrodo I was wondering about that. Thought perhaps he had some movement bonus that I'd missed
I love how much Baradun is returning to his old self as the campaign continues, cocky arrogant Baradun 😂
I'm hoping Baradun gets hit super hard next episode.
Whats funny is he's acting a lot like most wizards. Intelligent, arrogant and petty as hell.
@@christopherlong3397 My elf wizard was the nicest guy until the dragonborn ate a man then the rogue encouraged the party to kill a random rat (Ratwere but yeah) the party downright tortured goblins...... My wizard ended up becoming kinda racist as he viewed all races that were in the party as inferior now.
@@nathanfreeman8250 Ooof. Sounds like you were in a murder hobo party >
@@christopherlong3397Actually they were very roleplay heavy the dragonborn was kicked out of the army for war crimes and the rogue noticed the rat kept following us throughout the dungeon so while their actions made sense my character didn't have all my knowledge but I understand you're point
Bob: I punch Greg.
Greg: I don't allow it!
Greg: Secret special handshake?!
Bob: Oh, okay *punch!*
Initiating handshake allowed it.
I did wonder if the dragon would do 'erotic' damage 😂
Bravo sir, bravo
I'm reminded of that Rick and Morty episode...😅
@@trm4life that thought had also occurred to me!
I'm surprised it didn't 😂
huh
“Why the f*** is this dragon gross?”
Because it’s originating in Adam’s mind, which, going on the evidence so far, is a remarkably odd place.
It's the fault of those tentacles.
Adam needs to get himself exorcised so he stops making UwU dragons
That handshake/slap was so unexpected I spat food everywhere, so thanks for that.
11:20 for reference.
The green screen skits are especially hilarious in this episode, I was in tears when Bob slapped Greg and Bodger started singing to lonely Baradun😂
11:20 & 15:05, respectively.
"I cast mass cure wounds.."
"Oh good one Greg!"
"..on myself"
Using the tokens, Bob is like letting his dad play the video game when he couldn't win it.
Or older brother 😁
The funniest part is 5d6 rolling 12... At least 3 below average.
You literally couldn't roll lower with a 5 and a 4... So either he got only one dice above 4 or everything 3 or less.
@@michaellane5381and he was rolling on the app for that one 😂
@@IneffableChild exactly
@@michaellane5381 Average of 5d6 is 17.5; he was more than 5 below. Looking it up, the probability of getting 12 or lower is 9.8% - not quite a natural 1, but close.
I think this dragon is awakening or at least revealing something very deep about Adam and Baradun. Honestly, I cannot even look away, it's really stunning.
Same with the tentacles
Definitely all Baradun… nothing secretly coming from me… 😅
"Every boss until now has had 2 health bars, they've used them in different ways." Just wait until Bob realizes that every time he's been almost dead, he's had a secret 2nd health bar hidden all along?
*wide eyed silence*
@@RobertHartleyGMYou forgot about it didn't you
@@atimidbirb or, you know, the opposite
@@RobertHartleyGM sometime I pretend to be smart.
Episode 19.
Such a long foreshadow. haha 😉
Poor Lorquin, having to caption the dragon....you guys owe her BIG time for this!
Also, can Greg maybe introduce a special, cleric-only, style of attacking and moving around called "on the ground"? 😀
"on the ground?" You mean BJJ? haha.
@@KhanAndMrPointyEars yeah, basically anything that doesn't involve standing up 😂
I remember the first time I casted Desintegrate. This feeling of power goes to your head. Let it corrupt you, Adam, embrace it. >:)
Also if you wanted to f*ck with Bodger a little more, you should have waited for the finishing blow, so the corpse disintegrates and Bodger will have no toe for his grandfathers hammer :D
Truly evil!
To funny and totally evil.
SOME people just want to see the world burn.......
@@RobertHartleyGM I thought Baraduns alignment was chaotic evil? 😏 like that meteor swarm at the very beginning?
The greenscreen ending was amazing. You didn't have to include it, but I am so glad it is. 33:30
33:43 best caption of the episode - friendly PSA turn the subtitles ON - bravo Lorquin. Every. Time.
That super personal and secret handshake was gold
After two weeks of watching this series from the first episode, I have finally arrived at the newest episode, the saddest part now is having to wait once every week for the continuation of the story. 😂
Welcome to the club. These have been my weekly highlights for 4 years.
Since day 1 of the campaign, every single week, I've been sitting in anticipation of the exact minute the episode drops.
Welcome to the club.
It's has been 4 years already damn I'm old @@absolutelydemonic
@idontknowledge-real same, I was finishing high school when this show started...I have a Bachelor degree now.
No sleep then? Must be an Elf.
As Bob's main weapon has shifted so much from the shortsword to the Bow, I think at his level he should get a better bow than the basic one, possibly even one with a story arc behind it like Bodger's hammer. That would be a cool reward for the upcoming firegiant mission (e.g. a +2 Bow with firedamage)
And someone should explain to bodger that if he frenzies melee is better than range. If he's going to insist on range he should stop frenzying
Bodger developed an inate ability to whisper to Baradun with a vicious mockery spell of his own whilst Baradun is in the ethereal plane.😂
How long did it take for Adam to portray his dragon without laughing? he really is a special guy. lol
I don't mind the little cut aways to promote stuff, the VLDL team work so hard on their content, its worth it! Brilliant episode as always 👍
Almost makes it seem like an official TV show with the ads in the middle of the episode. YAY for shameless pedalling
Baradun forgot about his dragon in his first turn of this episode 😢
Yup l realised later and was super gutted 😢
I'm glad he forgot. At least it meant the UwU dragon had less green screen time😂
Yeah I also keep trying to forget about the uWu dragon... 😂
Bob slapping Greg at the end of their "handshake" made me almost choke on my breakfast. Probably one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks.
Hey Rob, thank you so much for sending me the rules for the horror one shot you ran with these guys! Ive changed the loot pool up to fit the scenario and everyone is looking forward to playing. Keep up the amazing work brother! You are an amazing GM!
Thanks! So kind of you!
Umm, whoever's in charge of the video's title, it's Kelothac according to Rob and Lorquin's sub😅
Fixed!
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD well done guys. You guys are fantastic as usual the tavern looks amazing. Can’t wait to see all the other new series as well.
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD Chur 🤙
"You don't know how it works with Kelothak"
"Ok, ffff it."
Evil DM, chaotic BOB.
As someone who cares their laptop and phone realllyyy gently, Rob dropping his laptop from that height gave me heart palpitations.
The instant self gratification Bob gets when someone else does something for him. Elves, I tell ya
The combo of chemistry between the VLDL boys and Rob plus the greenscreen interludes make this hands down the best DnD content on TH-cam
I honestly can't wait to see Baradun's face when he meets any of the magic leeching monstrosities from the Ethereal Plane 15:49
I'd forgotten about the bucket! Glad to see its return in holy form 😛
Wait wait wait -- Rob said ALL the Wither infected giants they have fought so far have a Living stat block and a Wither stat block?
So when Bob goes down - does HIS Wither stat block activate?
[or IF he doesn't have a Wither stat block yet --- perhaps that stat block is being 'built' every time Ben uses the tokens....]
😮
No comment.
@@RobertHartleyGM
I'll tell them...
In Episode 19, Rob said, "If you want the ability that he (the hill giant) has to come back to life, that can be arranged.
How do feel about black smoke coming out of your mouth?"
Ben said, "Fine!"
haha 😄
#Foreshadowing
...does this mean thst the final big bad is...Ben? Well that will be fast. Ben will just roll critical fails for every attack.
@@timothymcdougall6232 when Bob becomes the BBEG - Ben will no longer control him Kelothak (er Rob) will...
15:02 *not even crickets* 😂😂😂
29:02 Greg the healer finally does the thing!
It was a long and windy road but Greg has finally found his calling. (Apart from farming garlic of course)
This is Canon now, we pour a bucket to heal 😅
32:14 i freaking spitted all the drink in my mouth when i saw rob using a bigget bucket, well done lads, well done
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
(Oh Garlic Boy, Garlic Boy, Garlic Boy)
Alan forgetting everything about DnD at 7:53 just fcking send me :D :D
And Rob just casually saying "it's okay, we've just been playing 4 years :D
That outro needs to be canon for all future dragon summons. Uwu Dragon and Djeph super party.
The two worst characters in the game. "Kill it with fire!" - Green screen Bob
N O
Greg gets sad a bit every now and then..... He's still recovering from losing his wife 😅😭
Still waiting for the gang to notice that every time BOB draws on his 'special' rolls, Rob mumbles about giving the dark one a point and makes a note.
...almost like BOB is feeding *him* power teehee 😊
I've finally had the opportunity to catch back up on this series. Feels good.
When I watched the first episode for 'Misfits', I was looking at Rob holding the laptop on the top edge of the wood DM screen.
First thing I thought was how precarious that was. How he had to hold on to it so it wouldn't fall.
Seeing the preview for the next episode of NPC D&D, it definitely came down, but saved from the impact on a wooden table by the miniatures, etc.
Rob, would you be able to get a minature table, four-legged footstool or something to hold up your laptop so you can keep it (secret, keep it) safe and stable while you interact with the 3D miniature map, or need to get something, without having to put the laptop down?
that was very stunned silence from the crew at the end, this dragon is in a league of its own! Go Adam!
I love ben reaction when greg heal the party with 46 hits points such memeable
Im trying to picture myself going to work and putting on a purple UwU dragon outfit...
You guys have the craziest job in the world and I love it :D
Some days are weird man 😂
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnDYOU CREATED THAT CHARACTER
Please, I really want to see more of that handshake throughout the series
BOB cheering each time he hits enemies ahahahahaha
Ok got to feel sorry for Lorquin doing the subtitles on that one
Thank you, are you referring to the uWu dragon, the simultaneous conversations, the uWu dragon, the interruptions, or the uWu dragon?
@@Lorqu1n I don’t envy you, but you’re doing excellent work! Btw doing Misfits’ sub must be like blessing compared to this campaign lol
You’re a legend Lorquin - and so noble of you to have to sit through subtitling that!
@@Lorqu1n how about all of the above
@@Vermouth_19 I hope they stay that way, I almost managed 10 mins in an hour! Lightning fast 😆
20:40 "Roll two or more and you kill him." But this is Bob we're talking about, so that's like 50/50 odds.
Adam. Mate. My main man.
That outro.
WHY.
How aroused are you?
I was watching on speaker so
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD you’re lucky I’m not watching this while on treadmil
Noooooooooo!
@@mr.truffles9294There should be a disclaimer of NSFW in this episode
Oooh can't wait to see Bob's rolls tonight
I coulda went my entire life without what I saw at 33:48
bro it snapped me out of passively listening to the game like wtf😭
Always funny Baradun in the ethereal plane alone lol and now with Bodger's song too hahahahahaha
11:07 that handshake slap was priceless 😂
I think that's how people should greet each other now. "Hello, nice to meet you." (Friendly slap)
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I almost had tears laughing from Greg and Bob's secret handshake.
"Please blink, I want to meet a friend!" was so cute omg. tfw the player seeps into the character once in a while
Love watching you guys play, I laugh myself into tears every time. Bob slapping Greg made it so much better. 🤣
25:12 The dragon doesn't have magic breath, he's just been into Greg's garlic again. 🧄🌬
Go costume department! Rob's Deamadra costume looked great!
In the podcast commercial, shout out to the janitorial/custodial lady in the back room cleaning.
Finally I'm up to date Been binge watching for a month and it's been one helluva ride. Glad to finally be in real time
That last bit and the perfect placement of the arrow for content LOL
bless your poor soul, lorquin
Adam underestimates the Pandoras Box he's opened with 33:33 - once Fanfic enters the building, shit gets weird
Best part of Thursdays !
I love how Baradun gets all high sorcerer arrogant as he gets his powers back 😂
If I were Ben, I'd use the tokens to also do a called shot (if Rob will allow it), and basically force a crit to something to greatly cripple the enemy as well. If you're gonna use it, might as well do something really powerful.
The problem is that then the enemies can do it as well and that can easily turn around and cause you or your party a lot of issues, especially if there is an enemy with really good attack and damage rolls.
22:15 - DM's "guidance" for Ben XD
OMG Adam as the dragon getting electrocuted. Officially caught off guard. Laughed too hard. coffee in nose. You suck for being so funny. LOL
Once again I am reminded, taht Rowan can sing.
I love Bodger just starting to sing sadly when others make more damage then him. I hope this is now canon
Hahaha, such good stuff. I don't know how Adam acted out that part as the dragon on the green screen. And "asthmatic dragon noises" caption haha. Hysterical.
The secret handshake end bit 😂 I think I woke up the neighborhood I laughed so hard.
2:53 I love when everyone is focused, Ben makes an awesome joke and Rob is the only one to notice😂❤
It’s such a simple specific thing. But I love it❤
That slap made feel for Greg, then I remembered I want him to go psycho again 😂
31:52 EPIC HOLY MUSIC!
I love that they have kept the bucket of healing 😄
Greg casts massive cure wounds, The dragon gets splashed in the face whith "a wave of white healing majiks" and goes "Ara ara!"
Loved face of Amusement/wtf look on Ben's face when Greg rolled twice for Healing spell😂😂😂
Know its a bit late, but doesn't bodgers hammer have a polymorph chance? Haven't seen that roll on a while
I cackled at that handshake
Oh my! I was laughing so hard with that very end clip of Adam being the dragon, I had tears in my eyes. I was also wheezing and coughing from laughing so hard. 🤣
Ben just slapping Alan 😂😂
Greg messing up Bob’s hide to give him a handshake is the most Greg thing he could do.
Thank you for giving us 33:30 !!! 🤣
When the actual scene was playing, all I could think was "oh PLEASE show Adam's BTS greenscreen performance of the UwU dragon getting electrocuted!"
Oh wait a minute.... Bodger hasn't been rolling to see if he polymorphs anything
I very nearly spit my soda all over my husband's phone when Bodger started singing Mad World. 😂😂😂
I absolutely love the dragon at the end of the video
Oh gods! Be careful with the terrain Rob!
That explains all the sellotape when you got it back then! Rookie mistake filming the crime 😆
Those seconds @ 17:20 of them not saying anything about the Uwu Dragon when they can't stand Djeoph existing hype me for the legions of cat-eared super-uwu Orcs of Shmargenrog !
After bingwatching all the episodes in under 3 weeks, waiting a whole week is going to feel like eternity :'(
I feel like these are over so quickly! They’re my fave thing to watch at this point though so you know I’ll be back
I am unhealthily obsessed with this series
This round is making me feel less bad about getting stuck in BG3 😂
I love the holy bucket of healing! I hope we see much more of it.
I look forward to watching these and listening to the podcast every week! Btw, when is Britt going to get her own sketch series like Ben's Dark Souls?
CLOAK OF THE BAT BEN CLOAK OF THE BAT (Advantage on stealth)