Autistic People Will Run the World
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- Excerpt from Brotherly Love | TPW 384
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My dog passed away about a year ago :( and my neighbors son is autistic, he came over and attempted to give condolences for our dogs passing. I was on my couch just crying and missing my dog, and he came inside and came up to me and said “You will never see your dog ever again.” In such a genuine monotone voice.
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oh my god in so sorry for laughing 😂but thats hilarious
he was trying to be there for you the best he knew how. he knew how much you loved that amazing creature. i'm sorry for your loss ❤️
This made no sense and perfect sense at the same time. That’s what Theo’s so great😂
Yes. Best ending too 🤣
@@Vaecord91 he really brought it home!🤪
I don't know anything. Never have lol!
I'm autistic, stick figures can be a art form.
Additionally that man made 100% effort best he could think to do.
Man was a good person I'm thinking trying to hardest to serve the situation.
I do also see basically as. 3d blueprint in my head space.
Turns out aint as common as I thought.
Some people cant even visualize like that. Blew my mind, thatd render me incapable of doing most the things I easily and idly do.
“it’s that manputer ya know. that comphuman”
That line had no business being that funny, I was freaking dying for 5 minutes
Right he says stuff regardless of the sense or lack of he makes us laugh and love ‘em 😂❤
Wearing sunglasses indoors? That's cocaine, brother.
Hahaha
I'm an avid user but damn bruh... sometimes you just got a tone er down a lil bit 😂
Helluva drug
Nah it's to fuck with gullible people who actually think he's high on cocaine
Breakfast of champions
“….And sometimes you get Patrick, the dude that cut 4 pieces of cheese in a bowl” ☠️
I felt that to deep…
Fat Patrick
My autistic brother at my grandad's funeral said "goodbye grandad never see you again" in a monotone voice.
That's fucking awesome 😭
Something eeyore would say
That’s hilarious and terrifying at the same time
😂
Damn, lol
"Stone age with my feelings". Brilliant Theo
That was the greatest ending of all endings. “What I’m saying is, ‘I don’t know anything, and I never have.’”
I have Asperger’s and as a comphuman I have never had such a smiling and laughing expression in my life
Theo's layman's take on transhumanism is the take I never knew I needed.
You probably got half a keyboard in your pants.
trash-humanism
I'm struggling to think of anyone else who could say all this perfect madness and not be cancelled. The fact u prob watched this and said "yep post" is what makes u such a special beast👊
My son is Autistic. They process everything in a way we can never understand. They can process numerous facial characteristics in a split second and they make their decision about you based off of that. They are very sensitive to expression
LDR Happy Autistic Awareness month to your beautiful and special son! I’m also a proud Dad of a Autistic/Down Syndrome son! God Bless you and your family LDR and especially your extra special son!
@lilbubby amazing! They are amazing.
I do that, they've said I'm not autistic though.
… like a computer…
I'm 30 years old, diagnosed a year ago on the spectrum. That's how I have felt my whole life, and thought everyone processed social interactions that way. Literally making note of every facial, vocal, and body movement and change, and interpreting what those particular combinations meant. It's been very interesting and eye opening since being diagnosed, learning there is a discrepancy between the way my brain is processing information, and others.
The best part about this is hes not wrong 😂😂
Manputers incoming
He got me at the manputers and conhumans 😂
Theo von is the best. I've been a fan for years now and he's helped me through a lot of tough times. 💪
"U-h-h u-h-h.."
1:06 "but i think what we're starting to see more and more is autism"
this punchline broke lmao
that sentence has like 3 punches implicated haha
This was a masterclass on how to tell a compelling speech. If he wrote this on an AP test, he would it would get a 5. Genius, Theo.
I’m going to be honest, I immediately got on the defensive because I wanted to see where you were going with this but some levels of ASD do have benefits and I’m happy you can see it. The world used to be ran solely on relationships and socialising, which is where we (some of us) struggle, but logic and patterns are starting to be more prevalent. The thing is, they’ve always been there, and we’ve always been able to see them
bro, your sense of humor is out of this world XD You crack me up
being a human is old fashion- Theo Von*
My autism has definitely helped me excel in my work life, but damn has it ruined most pursuits in my romantic life. I'm a forensic chemist and the math comes naturally to me and I have almost no empathy so homicides don't phase me, but damn when I'm in a relationship it's the toughest thing in the world. I'm just unable to relate to most people beyond the surface level of similar hobbies and that stuff. There's definitely upsides to it, but the downsides really aren't talked about too much. Thanks for the insight Theo!
Hang in there. Either way it’s really good you’re talking about everything. Hope everything works out for you . You’re part of a family here. You are by no means alone .. Gang
There is someone out there for everyone mate. Just stay open to it and you will find it
@@sequoiastreet9872 Thanks man I appreciate the kind words. It's certainly much easier for most of us autists to type out our feelings instead of speak them haha
@@jayh7515 Thanks man, I will keep trying for sure!
"homicides dont phase me" haha okeeeeey I think its best for you to either get over your american psycho phase, or if your serious, you should NOT be in a relationship??? Ofcourse its difficult if you cant relate to emotions becasue thats all what a relationship is about................... an emotional connection.... that is established through continuous emotional relating..... Why are you interested in a relationship at all if you claim to be so emotionless? What woman would wanna date someone who "homicides doesnt face"?? Im geniuinly very curious, please explian your thinking if you have a moment. Sounds to me like youd be perfect with just a wank now and then. What exactly makes you want a relationship? Just the practicality of sex, or for the sake of others opinions? Do you want kids? Why should a child grow up with a father who "dont get phased by homicide", cant you grasp the basic fact that kids need emotionally sane parents? That you are simply not equipped to be a father if you dont have feelings, like your describing, it would seriously damage your kid. Or if you dont want kids, why should a woman make that sacrifice for you. Do you want a woman that is emotionless like you, or do you want a real woman and in that case, why should she put up with someone like you? What makes you not do violent crimes, if you cant see whats wrong with it...?
Please answer :D cheers
My cat has heavy autism
The ability to start a thought and go to the utter most ends of the world with no destination or direction in place is astonishing. I was laughing before I even watched the video. You know we know your making this up on the spot. I appreciate the drops of wisdom Theo. Keep them coming.
This isn't the future we wanted but it's the future we needed.
Is it?
"We mergin... you know, it's that Manputer ya know... that Comphuman" 😂
The most stoned human I’ve ever seen.
He’s great!
Yo Theo. I have a son with Autism..
Soo it turns out that when ever I'm listening to you my son seems to find a sense of calm and also you make him laugh ( accent based I believe).
Just wanted to say thanks for opening up the issue among the Rat King Community. You make some very sound points. I would love to buy some.mech for him but it's impossible to get i t to Australia in my personal interaction with the website. Can we send a money order or western union to get the payment sent to acquire some Gang Wear.
You have helped me so much Theo. I've had moments of extreme low, but 10 mins on your channel and the world seems slightly easier to deal with.
Mych love from The home of the Koala chlamydia bubble. Australia.
Hope.to catch you in Perth if you make it.
man theo live is so fuckin funny! I got to see him a few months ago and his standup act is like your just having a 1 on 1 conversation with him. Fuckin legend
some autistic people will, some won’t. some of them completely ruin your experience on your day-to-day at school, work etc; mainly school I’d say. some others, like me, are very smart, don’t ruin people’s experiences and actually help people.
Dude I was about to fall asleep... I ain't got no sleep no more. Theo Von Legend 😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Starting laughing out loud after his first sentence 😂
This sounds like if Neo and Morphious talking shit at an after party racking lines
The lesson here is don't cut Theo's cheese.
Theo is Truth in a world of Lies .
He is an innocent soul that sees the best in everything .
"You'll press a button on your hip and you'll smile"
"and then you have patrick" absolutely sent me into another stratosphere
Old Danny Calculator... love that guy
"cross bred with a gigabyte" lmao
I don't know about that future, but I will say this: a light touch of the 'tism is like a superpower when you work in a factory.
I never heard something so absurd that i totally agree with.
"Cross- bred with a gigabyte." Killed me.
That was the best take on autism. Thank you
I got autism just from listening to this.
🤣🤣
Lmao
What a very ignorant thing to say.
I smell ableism
@@ChuuMoon777 bruh
I genuinely felt like you were one of my old coworkers describing me the entire time and couldn’t stop laughing.
"you reach down their pants and they got a quarter of a keyboard down there" I don't know why but that might be one of the funniest things I ever heard
Kidputer that's what I deal with. Thanks Theo. For putting this forward .U Rock
Quarter of a keyboard down there LMFAO
Computerized, automated, atm, blender...just f'ing priceless
Theo really onto something here
"cross-bred with a gigabyte" 🤣🤣
That was so good on so many levels I dont even know where to start. I felt like I had autism growing up so I relate to so much of this. Thank you for bringing humor to it.
I and my children are autists. Most people would describe me as strange and either love me or hate me. The same appears true for my oldest son. My daughter taught herself to read at age 3. We definitely don't recognize or acknowledge norman feelings. I often say awkward things in public just to watch people shrivel up inside. I find it entertaining.
As a male with Autism .I appreciate this clip . Your the best Theo von
Autistics are humans, not computers. That is such a stereotype. I do think you're trying to be complimentary, but you're not giving autistics any depth. They are highly observant and empathetic to the point of almost feeling too much. Yes, it's a spectrum but simplifying them down to one stereotype does them a disservice.
It’s a comedy podcast
Learn to appreciate humor
I watched this 4 weeks ago and I can’t stop thinking about it !! not only genius but hilarious because it’s true!
you sure theo? i can't even chop vegetables in a loud room let alone rule over western civilization
This is so accurate and well spoken, he’s really funny and interesting
😂😂😂 This is fantastic. “Half computer, half human” 😅 My daughter is 10 and has ASD. I call her my little Rain Man lol
Love you, Theo ❤
Theo I do believe is genius comedically .
takes off sunglasses for purpose of the bit, and puts sunglasses back on, for purpose of the bit.
This makes me feel a lot better about myself because being called "autistic" is the only insult people ever say to me.
What's normal . Don't ever let people tear you down . All these types of people are so much more happier than I could ever think of being and I'm speaking of people with cerebral palsy and all . Go to sleep wake up and live ya day with gratitude .
"you'll press a button on your hip and you'll smile"
As someone who is autistic i find sensing my emotions to be difficult i get the urges of an emotion like i won't feel angery but for some reason i want to punch a hole in a wall
Something I've found though is certain genres of music can set them, so i have play lists made specifically for feeling an emotion
I press a button on my phone and i can completely change my mood
We (autistics) are generally pretty good at recognizing patterns and holding a shit ton of info in our heads all at once, but most of us actually have "hyper-empathy" where you could argue we're too emotional 😅 We just don't express it the same way. Bezos and Musk seem to be on the other end of that empathy spectrum, though 😬 There are definitely subtypes to autism from what I've observed and Bezos, Musk, & Zuckerberg are what I like to call "Cyborg Autists", but we're definitely not all like that. We did invent computers though, so of course a lot of us are going to gravitate to that field 😋 (Yeah, I know this is probably a really autistic reply to a comedy skit, but I couldn't help myself.)
Love the response…it’s perfect.
Ya not many talk about our triggers such as disrupting routines or loud noises that can completely set us off
@@GreenDayIsOver9000 That could very well be true, honestly. I used to be married to someone like that and felt more alone in that relationship than when I was actually alone. So, I can admit bias there.
At least your not slandering dead people's parents in front of them. There some truly evil tism people out there.
Autistic babe coming in heavy w/ facts about those of us touched with the 'tism.
The end had me laughing so loud in the bathroom my stomach hurts😂😂😭
This mans knowledge never ends🤯
I thought I was the only one who noticed this 😭 people just ain’t acting like people no more man, emotion? Gone. Subtlety and nuance in jokes? Gone. Women? They’re changin too
I Need an example of “subtlety & nuance in jokes”
Not sure what you’re talking about there
@@-cappington2276 nuance is hard to define but the closest I can think of is when you know where the conversation is going before it gets there.. kind of like if a crackhead got caught stealing a refrigerator and your co worker was telling the story and you shrugged 🤷♂️ and said “wellllll I mean he was a crackhead” the nuance is that crackheads are thieves
@@-cappington2276 nuance is super easy to catch when two people have good social skills but when more and more people seem to be getting socially awkward it’s hard to know what they’re thinking
autistic people are the best! i love them, they are so unique and thats why i dig them
Anyone else waiting for Zach Galifianakis to show up and take his ferns back
Is Theo continuing Between Two Ferns? 😋
Elon Musk has openly stated he is autistic. Both my kids have autism, they struggle with some things but excel at other things, like...to an insane degree.
I don't know how Theo lets stuff like this out of his mouth without breaking character. Years of practice or something like that.
I think he’s so funny it’s not even a concentrated effort anymore he just spews gold and moves on, I kinda wish he would break a few times so we could see behind the curtain a bit
Ha lol u probably said a little cottage cheese in a bowl..sounds like little cut up cheese in a bowl 🙂🤏
Being a compuman is a term I wish existed before now. It sums so much up about some of the highest functioning people in the world. People say they're crazy and unsocial, I always say theyre a bit further along the spectrum than the average Jim Bob Smith.
I'm glad for this discussion as it raised good points. Don't confuse autism for personality though ...
I prefer manputer personally
Theooooo gang gang! You da best brooo! 😂
You should watch "Love on the Spectrum" (Netflix) , it will totally reinforce Theo's feelings ...it is a beautiful show😍😍😍😍😍
This needs to be in a special, don't burn the material on the pod like this homie.
My respect for Theo Von went through the roof
1:27 Autism Defined “Part computer part person…comphuman”. Best description ever 💥😎 love your unique take on things Theo!
That manputer lmaoo
Charlie Chaplin has a pretty good poem about men with machine minds.
Dare ya to count how many times this guy says yuh know in every video!!😂
That's a bold order at the Waffle House
I love how it just cuts after like 5 mins and he’s still just going on about this😂😂😂
Amen brother; you're a cousin I've been missin
"people who can see both worlds at once"
I can’t believe I sat through this pretending I understand what’s happening
As an autistic person, this is hilarious 😂
This man said "MILK SNAKE SANDALS FOR DEAF KIDS"
My son has autism. He's bright, caring, compassionate. Autism makes him talk about 180 words per minute. No one can understand him. I take him to therapy to SLOW that shit down and he does great. He might have a career as an auctioneer. Those dudes definitely are on the spectrum.
When Theo brought up the blender, I knew at that moment he was a secret genius.
I think theo got a touch of that 'tism
Yo that dude was messing with you trip lol
Sometimes you get Elon, sometimes you you Bazos, and sometimes you get Amy Schumer
When Theo was talking about computers and man I thought “manputer” in my head right before he said it
Guy asked for cottage cheese and got a cottage made of cheese😂
Nah, people aren't people anymore. Everyone is insecure and soulless
why have genitals when u can have a keyboard? Whaaaaaa. 🤣
I didn’t really start laughing till he said milk snake sandals for deaf children 😂😂😂
Don’t do drugs kids
This is comming from a guy who randomly orders cottage cheese that wasn't on the menu......
Lab-eeyah, yu-ech-ech, manputer. I am so fuckin pleased with the word fuckin you put down.
This is a perfect complEment to the Tim Dillon "you will be left behind" rant 😂 WE'RE MOVING INTO THE NEXT PLANE. You will be standing there like a FOOL!!!" 😂
Brother that makes the most sense out of any nonsense that I've ever heard I will say one thing about this generation is the need for them to have a sense of accomplishment, to whereas a generation or two back they just quit giving a f*** about doing anything . so I am kind of happy to see how young people at least are wanting to get out there and be useful and helpful again..
This is exactly what I was thinking.