Lawyers, What Are the Craziest Wills You’ve Seen?
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Okay, that rich lady who demanded she be dressed as a clown at her funeral to stick it to her relatives is my fucking hero. I'm dying of laughter.
Same!
I was out of breath 🤣
I can just picture it. To bad that didn't make it on u-tube
Can you imagine what conclusions the archaeologists digging that up will come to? I hope they stuck a note in there saying “she was buried dressed like this to piss her greedy family off.”
I wish she stipulated that every attendant had to honk her nose in deference
Saw this one on the news several years ago. A man hated his entire family and put a stipulation in his will that the money could not be dispersed until the last grandchild was dead. It hung in limbo for 70 years. Now that is spite on a whole new level.😁
That's my level of "fuck the lot of yous"
What would've made the "Clown funeral" request even better was if the lady had also stipulated that the funeral had to be six hours long, open to the public, and a sign put up saying "Flash photography encouraged."
Also have the FAMILY dressed up like Bozo as well.... complete with squirting flowers on their lapels.
@@Fred100159 that's what I was expecting to happen lol but I guess not
It would have been better if she made it more like the show modern family clown funeral
My favorite was the one who left them millions but worked it out to about $35 a year they could spend. I laughed all the way through at that one.
My father passed away last month. Most of his life, he said that he wanted to be buried in his car. Sorry Dad, but it would be a logistical, financial, and environmental nightmare to bury you in your 2004 Chevrolet Monte Carlo.
Instead, I'll be spreading his ashes around his favorite place on earth: Daytona Beach, FL.
Damn, your father seemed cool. Sorry for your loss.
Damn, RIP. I have the same wish but with my Subaru WRX.
For most of the environmental factor it could’ve been stripped and had all fluids and such removed but that would just worsen other costs,
I’ll go for a drive next time in his honour!
@@ValiumCupcakes - I get it, I love my Suby too. But I wouldn’t think of putting it that fine machine of yours where no one else could ever drive it again! Hot wheels makes many versions of the WRX. I would find the model closest to mine, (hopefully still in the package) and have it put in the coffin with me. In a heavy duty plastic bag of course, just in case. If you are cremated, maybe someone could put some of your ashes in the car where they won’t be cleaned out. Then at least a little part of you could be there to continue the race!
It'd be possible to prep it for burial, scrap yards have to do it to cars before grinding them up. I wouldn't want to, though.
Maybe pull out the seat, steering wheel and shift knob, and bury those with him.
you could get a miniature version of the car and use it as urn
Not sure if it’s actually in his will, but a ceramics teacher of mine said he was going to have a stock of pottery ready, and, after he dies and was cremated, his kid would take his ashes and mix a glaze with them and fire the pots with said glaze, then sell them and not tell the buyers it was human ash glaze. He was a cool teacher
"Limited time only. Will never be available again. When they're gone, they're GONE! Hand-crafted.... and also butt-crafted, bone-crafted, eyeball-crafted.......!"
Way to make me not trust potters now. I don't want to be living with human remains.
And for my nephew Henry who has been pestering me to be mentioned in my will: Hi Henry.
😂
Noice
Give him whatever you want to give him, but say "hey Henry, i mentioned you!"
⬆️Basically a spin on the line from the 1960s comedy album _You Don't Have to be Jewish_
Someone should write in their will “I want my bones shaped/sharpened into daggers and given to my grandchildren”
Lemme just write something down real fast...
Better; Have daggers made with your bones for hilts.
I knew an old guy named Hiram, who absolutely loved guns and artillery. When he died, his will stipulated that the Canadian military let his remains be loaded into a howitzer shell and fired over Georgian Bay.
They allowed it. My grandfather loaded his ashes into a HEAT shell
Being cremated, and having your ashes shot out of a cannon/naval gun/artillery piece, is a fairly "common" thing to do.
@@Grumpy_old_Boot first time it was ever done here in Meaford. Canadian military is extremely stingy when it comes to unnecessary loads like that.
@@crinkly.love-stick
Ah, well, it generally seems as a good thing if you also put a little donation to retired War Veterans as well - Buys you a bit of goodwill if you mention that.
Canada
My favorite is the "if you contest, you are disinherited" one. If you have to put in such a provision, you probably have family who need a lesson in sitting down and shutting up.
That guy who wanted to be buried on his motorcycle in riding position made me chuckle!
"And the cash burned".
In most countries, if not all, it's illegal to burn that country's currency so it probably wouldn't stand up.
Not in America. Its allowed under the 1st amendment, as it is considered speech
Simple solution for all the money in the bank and then just write a check and burn the check or swap the money out with prop money
@@joemattingly3610 You are allowed to deface US currency, but not destroy it, according to some sites. Others state all of that is illegal. I think you are thinking US flags.
In practice this isn't cut n dry. In most cases, it would most likely be legal. Because Title 18 section 331 and 333 both make some pretty firm specifications about _intent._ Not in effect only excluding "accidental" defacing or destruction, but many in effect a whole bunch of reasons for doing so on purpose/with intent.
Now I'm not an American lawyer, but by my reading, and considering it's function and effect now well into the 21st century - it _appears_ that _most_ reasons for why someone would destroy US physical fiat, would be incredibly easy to successfully argue has a different intent than those criminalized. Those basically break down to purposes of fraud; manipulating the bond/note/coin for fraudulent purposes, and destruction for the sole explicit intent of rendering the bond/note/coin unable to be reissued.
In Canada and the US, defacing or destroying money is totally legal, as long as you're not using the pieces to make forgeries. That's why the old carnival machine that roll-stamped whatever image onto pennies was a thing
My not-very-nice great aunt was looked after for the last few years of her life by one of her three grandchildren. She left her considerable estate to the other two granddaughters, with the note that Caring Granddaughter got nothing “for reasons that are known to her.”
My father, who drafted the will, knew the reason. caring Granddaughter’s husband had ONCE parked his car in Aunt’s driveway while his was being worked on without checking with her if it was ok first. Note that Aunt didn’t drive, so it hadn’t actually inconvenienced her.
My father was disgusted to put it in that way, but Aunt insisted.
I think perhaps that was a sarcastic comment that became the cover story but the reason well known to (but unacknowledged by) so-called caring granddaughter was probably that she was a manipulative suck-up with her eyes on the prize. If she used the time “caring“ for her grandmother trying to exert undue influence (attempting to betray the other grandchildren by inheriting their shares) she wouldn’t announce her understanding of being called-out after your great aunt‘s death, but she’d certainly get the message.
Really astonishes me that your great aunt Is thought of as the bad one considering she took care of the grandkids who didn’t manipulate her even though they left her care up to someone who almost certainly tried to use her (and cheat them). They are your father’s second cousins, correct? He knows his cousin or cousins well enough to know what their kids are like. Ask him if what I’m suggesting is plausible.
And you should watch your own back around that one who I’m pretty sure has you (but maybe not her two siblings) fooled. Unless she brings a challenge (which sounds like it could happen with no mention of an in terrorem clause and deterrent bequest) it serves them to let the dead woman look wacky more than to discuss why their grandma flipped off their sister in death. The disinherited one is clearly a narcissist so will not likely have enough common sense to avoid showing her ass doing something like that and inviting further nastiness. It’s probably tearing the three of them apart (because they know what she tried to do to them but of course she’s pouting and crying foul anyway) even though this is one of the rare examples one hears of where testator is not being the abusive tyrant with an unequal split, IMO.
Your dad must be in denial because it’s his own family or something to have not figured this much out. Also disinheriting someone without a challenge clause suggests he might not be a trust and estates attorney but still drafted a will at his aunt’s request. I think probably his own misapprehension prompted her sarcasm about the parking spot. Be gentle with your dad when you point this out to him. I was the dumbest turnip farmer to ever fall off the back of the truck when my dad died in 2016. As you can see I’ve had an ugly education about how shit works in the intervening five years. I like your dad and his naïveté/innocence is his (and your) good fortune to not think so calculatingly. The therapeutic term for using an inheritance to manipulate someone and then walking the check is future-faking, though I’d argue to some degree that’s not exactly what happened here. Best of luck to you and your family and high five to your father.
PS Incidentally if you’ve never seen the movie Mommie Dearest, the wording “for reasons that are well known to them” reportedly followed (paraphrased) “It is my intention to make no provisions herein for my children Christopher and Christina” in Joan Crawford‘s abusive will that disinherited two of her adopted children. So….if that was not your father’s wording I think grandma‘s choice of plagiaristic inspiration tells you everything you need to know about how she ended up with such a betraying treacherous granddaughter.
I just reread your post. Your father “knew” the reason? So he’s the one making her look so awful despite the fact that she gave him her estate plan business?! Seems duplicity is the strongest behaviorally heritable trait in your snakepit of a family just like mine. Is he executor as well? Gross. Way too much imagination and not enough reality going on there,
They don’t tell you as much when you’re born into a grifter family and aren’t one of them, they just betray you until it turns you or runs you off. Family and home are the most treacherous rather than safest people and places growing up in this kind of “family” (which is more family in the sense of an organized criminal gang than supportive or sufficiently nurturant). Welcome to the club.
Man, I need a shower. No contact five years here with any of them except through the incredibly corrupt legal system trying to wrap it up. Grandfather was a psychopath, my father was his favorite and our aunt stole his share of our grandfather’s farm from us in collusion with corrupt oil and gas attorney and family accountant. It’s the most ginormous clusterfuck of depravity imaginable. I did discover the graves of the great grandparents my grandfather abandoned after the deaths of their other two children because I imagine (but unlike your father I don’t “know”🙄) they’d spoiled him overjoyed to have another boy after having lost his brother and weren’t fun anymore after losing his sister. He split two years after she died and misled everyone he’d been orphaned for the rest of his life (I think because my grandmother had been orphaned and that was how he lured her in). Out of curiosity what state are you in? Texas here probate in Texas and Louisiana though
@@Zarathustran you seem to be making a lot of assumptions
@@Zarathustran FUCK THE AUNT IS ALIVE AGAIN
@@Zarathustran the hell are you rambling about?
10:07 - Mother does not want an announcement on Facebook of her death. Can't blame her.
I do not understand people who announce the passing of a family member on social media. When my dad died, I was too upset to even think about telling anyone. It certainly never occurred to me to post about it.
Sometime it's the only/most effective way to inform all of the family and friends. It's emotionally hard to have to retell the news to many people that were close to whoever died
I did with my grandma, she lived in a different country as me, I was there with her in her last breath and my family is HUGE. So, I did not have a way to inform all my relatives as I don’t have their phone numbers, and as the previous person said, I did not want to retelling over and over. One time post was all with the funeral arrangements. Very handy in my case .
I think it would be a way to inform everyone and be allowed to grieve privately afterwards. Most family, friends, coworkers, acquaintances, fellow gym members, neighbors and etc. have social media. So, maybe making a quick post after talking with the most immediate people, and logging off can give a person time to themslelves. Otherwise, I can't think of anything else.
My mom took three years to die and the first ones to post about it were the ppl who ignored her. They didn't bother to send her so much as a text when she was dying.
@@celeste8360 - So sorry you lost your mom. Sending hugs.
My grandad died.. he left my aunt 50p.. stating "it was the last 50p he has, as you took everything from me".. She broke down in tears and was asked to leave the room while we sort funeral arrangements.. the lawyer then said "now lets sort the rest of the will" and promptly started going over the reminder of my grandads inheritance.. (which was a lot!).. my aunt to this day still thinks all he had left was 50p. and that she had run him into the ground with her constant begging for money. My gran is now sorting her will and plans to leave my aunt out of it as well since shes trying to do the same to her now my grandad is no longer here.
15 years after my father's mother passed away, my family was contacted by a Lawyer stating that her wealthy 3rd cousin had passed away leaving everything to her and her descents.
My father was one of seven children and each of them had between 3 to 5 children. Those children had an equally number of children.
By the time the lawyer had completed the family tree he had used up the inheritance in legal fees and court costs. So none of us received anything except an unfulfilled expectation of being wealthy.
That's that they are best at.
Lol. That's hilarious.
Ouch.
The apple pie one is genius, hes making sure his family will try to visit him as often as possible
I really feel for whoever gets stuck wrapping that one dead guy in bacon. It's definitely going to ruin bacon for them.
Also, burning human is pretty similar to burning pig so can't say it'll make a difference in smell
that guy who gave his kids millions except they'll never be able to receive it was purely evil in the most interesting of ways
Dude at 1:54 had it figured out. He'll make his kids millionaires on paper but still make them work for themselves. What a great dad
Well ,the changing of the surname to remove the hated husband's name.... I mean, couldn't she just *temporarily* change her surname back, which fulfills the inheritance requirement, then change it back? Does doing that invalidate the requirement again? Sounds like a loophole to me. XD
Exactly or if the husband wanted to be Petty he could change his last name to the surname thus forever including him in the family tree
Same thoughts
Exactly this. After I got my share of the inheritance, I would have installed a urinal onto her tombstone.
I think it was more about the principle of the thing at that point.
@@parzival-bo Right, not arguing that. BUT it would be a r/maliciouscompliance if they just changed their name, then changed it back.
I remember the story told to me by my grandparents whose will required he be buried with all his money. His wife buried him with a check written out for the total of all the funds in his accounts.
5:55 “Hey, that’s my great grandma! She died, RIP.”
Well I wish you woulda told us about the elephants 😅
Pretty sure that whole "eat my cremation bread" thing would get stricken when the will gets probated. Most states follow the UPC enough that they strike out provisions which would require legatees to do unconscionable things as a condition of inheritance.
Ok now I absolutely have to wright something insane in my will. For when I die, this is the kind of history I want to go down in.
My mother’s will ran to about 5 or 6 pages. At the reading by the end of page 2 no mention of me but her dog “Scout” and her cat “Flash” had been named and instructions about their upkeep. I’m starting to think “this is not looking promising”. Fortunately, almost as an afterthought, I got mentioned in the last page. I collected a modest 5 figure sum, of which I was grateful, as I’d been bracing myself for a bunch of my mother’s debts I’d have to negotiate. My two sisters took the animals.
All I can say is keep an eye on those pets health. Or else they may suddenly died overnight.
@@DoctorRobertNeville Thanks for your comment. There were a few jokes about feeding the animals on the road if we didn’t get anything (sorry animal lovers). And my mother’s pets ... well they got looked after quite well by my sisters.
17:25 What Meatloaf won’t do for love is EXPLAINED IN THE LYRICS TO THE SONG. I don’t understand why this is such a mystery to people.
"THAT GUY IS GOING TO BE THE COOLEST ZOMBIE IN THE APOCOLYPSE" agreed
For me, nothing will beat the story of the cat lady. That was amazing.
I know. I wonder if she instructed the trustee not to scoop the litter boxes 🤣🤣🤣
23:50 - Abusive narcissists don't "give things" out of generosity, they do it to control people. They buy stuff so they can say, "look at all I've done for you" and play off people's guilt. I cut off contact from the two assholess twenty years ago because of that. I wouldn't take their money even if they gave it unconditionally, and I'm not rich.
My mother was EXACTLY like this. I haven't spoken to her since I was in my 20's and my siblings keep telling me she's a sad, lonely, old lady now and I'm like GOOD! Unfortunately she put me in her will and I had to tell my brother in law (lawyer my sister married and took care of the will) that I want no part of it. I don't want her blood money, and I don't want her to have any satisfaction that I'll take it. She can take the money to hell with her and watch it burn forever, I don't care how much it is, even if it's BILLIONS or more.
13:23 I too, dislike when people gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
out of all the lawyers in ace attorney, why is KRISTOPH GAVIN the thumbnail
I really hoped when they tried to close the clown casket, it honked the squeeky nose
I was expecting something like this when they mentioned something happened involving closing the casket, although I was expecting a bunch of confetti cannons to have been rigged with trigger wires to the casket so when it was pulled down they all went off together and blasted a huge cloud of confetti over the casket and the funeral. (damn I should do this for MY funeral...)
@@ShalmendoGlineux
The Forbidden Clowneral.
HONK.
My mother had a legit relationship with a guy she met when she moved into her first apartment with me (parents seperated). They made plans to have him move to where we live, and move to a house together and even marriage. Just as I was finishing Middle school, I find out that he died of a heart attack, which devastating my mom.
My mom told me that when she died, I had to have her cremated, get the ashes of that man, and spread them together over a specific pond in NYC. I don't remember the details, but I knew she talked to her mother about it so I might be able to honor that request
15:00 Couldn't she have just changed the names for the inheritance and then changed them back after getting the money?
Maybe. Though if I were the husband, I'd be like "Go for it, she never said you have to leave me."
But then, I've never put much importance on names, while others do.
It seems like people are trying to avoid specific people contesting wills on the basis of not remembering them. In order to avoid that, you can explicitly say something like "for persons x, y, and z, [will owner] gives nothing." And if its a problem with a relative of the dead parents child you can say that they are not to have any involvement in their life. This provides no options for those people contesting it.
The laws about wills, at least here in the US, vary by state, so there is probably no "one size fits all" for what to put in a will to disinherit/avoid contesting. Some places might be cool with just a callout, others might require a monetary amount, hence some wills going "to my terrible child, here is $1 because frick you." I'm sure the technicalities involved in cutting someone out of the inheritance are half the reason estate lawyers exist, long may they prosper (and provide us with funny Reddit stories)!
In case anyone is wondering: The Character in the thumbnail is Kristoph Gavin from the Ace Attorney game Apollo Justice.
7:22 if I was that man’s son, I’d simply get rid of the ferrets, and change my name to Ferrets. 🤣🤣🤣
Man that gives the phrase "hog heaven" a whole new meaning
you know i had a weird thought i'm gonna have to put my steam access down in a will other wise it's gonna be lost along side 500+ games that's not even getting into all the other pc game launchers.
They're going to see your "guilty pleasure" games as well. The sexy anime girl outfits will be made public knowledge.
Your comment scares me.
1:16
This... this is the reason for the most resolute upvote l have given in a long time..
The guy who got shot out of a cannon by his childhood friend.....
The one where the mother demanded her daughter change her last name, it never said it had to be permanently changed
9:40 I felt this. I have zero relationship with my brother. He's done nothing but discourage and bully me.
At this current moment, I want my future corpse to be buried in my childhood house’s backyard. I hope that eventually, someone will dig me up and get a scare.
I'm glad people don't use the "I am not a lawyer" initialism anymore, because then I'm just giggling like a child
Not a lawyer. The mother in the John Deere family gave her step family a shit ton in her will and her actual family a small bit since they were already wealthy. The crazy part is that anybody who argues against it gets cut out of the will
I thought they were standard and unenforceable but they are not standard and too enforceable given the number of tyrants who manipulate with future-faked inheritances and then walk the check upon their death. An abusive parent will retaliate for a kid (including adult kid) standing up for himself, and while there aren’t many good reasons for surprise terms in a decedent’s will, when it comes to their children surprises can only be cruel spite (and if we were more civilized would recognize as the very evidence of a testator’s incapacity to execute such a last will and tantrum).
Anyway, it’s called an in terrorem clause, (challenge clause) but the only relationship a token deterrent bequest bears to an inheritor’s wealth is it has to be substantial enough that the person would not want to risk it’s forfeiture if the court rules against any (anticipated, so endeavored to discourage) challenge petition they may file. Depending upon the construction of the clause it’s language usually applies to challenges brought with or without cause and treats any who join in a challenge the same as those who initiate it, so depending on the probate jurisdiction that can to some degree be just a scare tactic.
In a family where someone doesn’t treat their children equally in death it’s unlikely you’d find benevolent alliances and certainly not unanimity, but a unanimous challenge by all with a potential claim (be on the lookout for long-lost illegitimates) that’s affirmed of course gets the will set aside and if lost leaves the estate effectively with no heirs - all of whom would inherit usually equally under the probate jurisdiction’s laws of intestacy.
I’m interested to read about that case… A mother favoring her stepchildren over her natural children is an unusual betrayal. Typically they play favorites within their own children favoring the halfsibs and scapegoating the stepsibs. More typically what you described would be their (much younger) stepmother outliving their dad (who she would’ve had to really svengali in order to not have already taken care of them and just leave everything up to her but it happens - - see Elaine Marshall) favoring her own children maybe from a previous marriage….so I’m very interested to read about it and am about to look it up.
That was one hell of a rich family. I’ve been to a party at Vizcaya. Holy shit. That’s the kind of money you’re supposed to have when you leave a 22 page will like my father did LMFAO. He was an idiot and it is now very well and widely-known. Only a foolish narcissist too deficient to acknowledge the existence of any perspective other than his own conflates his last words with having the last word. He was so stupid one time attempting to make fun of someone and suggest I guess they were a lush or something said they would attend the opening of a post office. “Dad, I think the expression is ‘would attend the opening of a letter’”. He was a monster his whole life, stole a business from me, never acknowledged valedictorian, never asked what word struck me out when I finally did lose a spelling bee upon which the auditorium’s gasp was what caused me to even realize It had been a big deal to have been winning them. And those are just a couple of the greatest hits. He knew what he was doing to be cremated because damn straight expressions like pissing on graves don’t come into the vernacular arbitrarily
24:37
Everything changed when the Fire Grandma attacked.
I'm impressed! 47 _cherrypicked (!)_ stories, _explicitly_ asking _Lawyers about wills._ Grand total of *3(!)* answers actually from lawyers.
_You had _*_one_*_ job._
RE: baseball cards story
Is that some sort of "draft" pun?
My friend is now a Judge but when she just finished her education her grandpa called her to go with him on a will reading. Because she knows the law and stuf. She wasnt mentioned or invited. It was the will reading after her grandpa's uncle died in age of 102 years old. The lawyer started reading and the decised left something to everyone except to one of his sons. So the lawyer read:"and to my other son I m leaving good wishes for a looong and prosperous life and my stamps colection" That colection was wortless cause many years ago my friend, the Judge used the good stamps for sending Christmas cards. And then the lawyer read that the decised left my friend 22980 $.everybody was pissed. She wasnt even invited.
To every one I can't stand I will have written in my will that they are to receive a total of 8 pennies which will be paid over 9 installments
When my grandparents died my whole family started fighting, been 7 years and we are just getting it to go through court to read the will. When my dad died, my brother stopped talking to my mom, my sis, and I. Death makes people act strange, unfortunately :( tears families apart.
"Just bury my black widow of a wife next to me so I can keep an eye on her shenanigans in her undeath."
Love the clown funeral!
That bread will can't possibly be legally binding... right?
My mom died, my dad is working on transferring all of her savings to my saving account.
2:25, how absolutlely expensive is this yearly billing? Assuming a low yearly interest of 0.05, it would still amount to 250k if 5m were managed.
Kristoph Gavin thumbnail
For years this guys kids secretly squabbled/sucked up to him over his money. He did a video will. Went like this, 'you have all pissed me off to no end and you get nothing' and gave it all to their kids now in their 20's. Talk about a shlt show for years, now the kids have control after years of overbearing parents and ran them through the wringer.
Love the thumbnail of Kristoph Gavin
13:23 best glitch yet
7:22 literally housepets up here
(20:09) That clever quote is taken from the play "The importance of Being Earnest" by Oscar Wilde.
I'm a simple girl. I see Ace Attorney, I click.
Same here. Saw Kristoph, clicked.
Yes
reminds me of a video i saw where it looks like Phoenix Wright is reading a will...
"to my sister i leave...A BOOT TO THE HEAD."
same
Inherited litter box one per each lol...
Holy shit, I think my father actually went to the motorcycle one at the beginning
7:08 I'm calling as the Milton ferrets from Housepets xD
The woman should’ve changed her name back to her maiden name in order to get the money, and then as soon as she was eligible again, had it changed back. Hell, they could even renew their vows after she re-adopted her husbands last name, just to spite her mother.
13:36 LOL that is so damn funny
Thanks for the stories
First thing I thought of was that “Boot to the head” sketch. And another for Jenny and the wimp!
Having my family cremated and baked into a loaf would actually be perfectly fitting - Next morning I could admire them in their truest form, just before flushing.
I only came here cause I saw Kristoph Gavin in the thumbnail
Me too
The guy who set up a $35 trust so that nobody can benefit from it, what happens when the kids die? The money just sits there? Can the "state" legally seize it since he didn't mention it going to anyone when his kids pass away?
Crazy and i love it. Thank you
4:12 does anyone know what the race car is
10:04 that means they can still post it to Twitter 🤣
Instagram? :p
TH-cam?
Hmmm you cannot not leave anything to your children where I come from. Children always inherit.
Why did the tts bot glitch out at around 13:26? Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble
when i die i want the fat from my body to be turned into soap and sold to people with the warning its made of humans in very tiny writing on the most obscure part of the packaging
For the bread dad: can we butter it? Can we turn it into sandwiches? Also are ashes edible?
The guy who wanted his middle finger preserved and his ashes fired out of a cannon sounds suspiciously like Hunter S Thompson
I thought of ICE-NINE and the ending of "Cat's Cradle" by Kurt Vonnegut for some reason...
Johnny Depp handled it I think . It cost millions of dollars to set up cuz he wanted a BIG explosion
My uncle won't give me the inheritence he's promised me until I read a poem called "a penis wrinkle in time" at his funeral.
I found out before my maternal grandpa died, that my maternal grandma had a statement in her will saying that if any of her kids or other relatives told me that she told my mom to abort me, they'd be disowned. My grandpa in retaliation, because i was the only grandchild, including my brothers, to call him and just talk, was given all of his property as long as I have a dog and kept his mandarin trees.
I'm going to leave all my possessions to whoever wins a free to the public gaming tournament funded and ran by a trust to be set up by myself.
21:10 Rest in bacon!
I know that you probably don't know much about aa, but you realize the guy in the thumbnail is laughing because all his murders and crimes got exposed right?
I like the last one.
Not a lawyer, but a victim of one.
32 million dollar estate supposed to be split four ways. In my case the 1/4 was to be split between myself and one other. After the estate was pillaged, we got a whopping 1,200 dollars each. Hilariously crazy, huh? I can't go after the lawyer responsible either. Bastard died.
Horrible, sorry this happened to you
Can't you go after his heirs for stolen monies?
13:24 ?????
I haven’t watched the video yet, I am excited to and sure there is a lot of great stuff
The strangest thing that my mom who is a lawyer has seen in someone’s will is a gem encrusted brooch/pin that says “BITCH”
My most recently late grandfather actually put in his will that my Egg Donor was not allowed to be at his funeral. I think he only did that so she wouldn’t be able to contest it when she was willed nothing.
There is a story of a lady in this country insisting all her money be buried with her . So her sister took the money out of the coffin and put a cheque in instead !
3:20 I'm sorry, what?
My great uncle got divorced from his wife and abandoned his kid. Later married a Japanese woman that barely spoke any English and was more of a maid/nurse than a wife. When he died he left all of his money (millions) to his wife on the stipulation that she couldn't use more than a certain amount each month and that all purchases had to be approved by someone from the bank
The will is to be written pro bono and not to pay the lawers. Lol
6:03 I'm sorry, what the f-?
My GaGa has it in her will that if any of my moms sisters fight over something they want then no one gets anything and it will all be donated.
The guy who said his sons have to eat his nasty cremated remains in a loaf of bread is sick.