Meet the Sandwich
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ต.ค. 2024
- Name: Sandvich
Role: Edible Device
Weapons: Toothpick
He was a good lunch who played by the rules, until the rules robbed him of everything he ever loved. Now he's lettuce, tomato, cheese, bread, and a mysterious slice of meat, marching down your throat and straight to hell. He'll satisfy your hunger. FOR REVENGE!
![Jolly Rancher [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/P6mplgr1ggc/mqdefault.jpg)
"You call that breaking my spine!?" is the quintessential Soldier statement. It tells you everything you need about him, and I love it.
"You little pussies from team red don't even know how to break a sp-
OOWW MY SPINE!!!"
I’m the 1000th like!!
Soldier is god like apparently
You RED team ladies wouldn’t know how to break spine even if- AGHHHHH!!!!!! MY SPINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soldier's Voice Actor passed away recently. Thank you for all the laughs Rick May
“He punched out all my blood!”
“You call that breaking my spine?”
Man these guys are durable.
"You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if your m-"
"AHHH MY SPINE!!"
I always heard "he punched a hole in my blood" which, while I was mistaken, would be more impressive
They have the respawn technology anyway
@@mackyrulez756 “It’s eternity in there…”
How can those guys still talk
“He punched out all my blood!” -Scout 2009
OH GOD OMG OMG OM.. ded
I reference this a lot
Ow, You called BREAKING my spine, you RED team ladies don't even know how to break a if - AAAH MY SPINE!
Nice SAS3 pfp
actually
1968
The sheer recoil from Heavy breaking soldier's spine kills me everytime
nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai?
jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzakete
shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashii sore dake
Yume miteru? Nani mo mitenai? kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba
kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no.
Tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru
konna jibun ni mirai wa aru no? konna sekai ni watashi wa iru no?
ima setsunai no? ima kanashii no? jibun no koto mo wakaranai mama
ayumu koto sae tsukareru dake yo hito no koto nado shiri mo shinai wa
konna watashi mo kawareru no nara moshi kawareru no nara shiro ni naru
nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai?
jibun kara ugoku koto mo naku toki no sukima ni nagasaretsuzukete
shiranai wa mawari no koto nado watashi wa watashi sore dake
yume miteru? nani mo mitenai? kataru mo muda na jibun no kotoba
kanashimu nante tsukareru dake yo nani mo kanjizu sugoseba ii no
tomadou kotoba ataerarete mo jibun no kokoro tada uwa no sora
moshi watashi kara ugoku no naraba subete kaeru no nara kuro ni suru
anata no koto mo watashi no koto mo subete no koto mo mada shiranai no
omoi mabuta wo aketa no naraba subete kowasu no nara kuro ni nare
@@lolihavenoname what?
@@lolihavenonameno, we’re talking about a sandvich, not an apple
touhou hijack lol
He couldn’t break soldiers spine,so he removed it and threw it towards the fridge
Rest in peace Rick May, Soldier's voice actor.
He supposedly improvised all his lines in this video.
You were good son, real good; maybe even the best.
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.
He really knew how to become the character.
The lines he was given were just some lyrics for a song if I remember correctly.
Yeah
May he crocket jump to heaven
Fun fact, Rick May improvised his lines
It blows my mind that he improvised it~
That explains "stop right where you are!"
hmhm i wonder why i didn't hear this before he died
saucy boy I heard it as “stop right where you are”
RIP Rick May though...
"You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spin- AHHH!! MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE"
That was the first line of Soldier's voice that made me laugh and love him so much. Thanks for everything Rick May, rest in peace.
Does he even know what a spine is from the expiration date it makes him look like a 5 year old trapped in a 40 year old's body
@@hutki_shira he knows what a spine is
@@hutki_shira from that line i think hes blue soldier, a more serious version
Heard that as soon as I read this comment
@hutki_shira Yes, he is a silly boy trapped in the body of a silly old war lad
0:36 "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a- AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH MY SPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!"
The fact *that this line was improvised* and the sheer fucking recoil gets me everytime, RIP Rick May, what a dude
And scout is just there probably on the floor bleeding out screaming in bloody murder 0:43
Scout: Boston
Engineer: Texas
Soldier: USA
Sniper: Australia
Spy: France
Heavy: Russia
Demoman: Scotland
Medic: Germany
Pyro: Pyroland
Sandvich: Fridge
Wait I thought Sniper was New Zealand
hotel: trivago
Correction:
Pyro: hell
@@lordbutnit4450 He was born in New Zealand but he grew up in Australia.
Pyro is albanian
So this is the Spy head's perspective?
LethalBacon probably.... idk
LethalBacon
Possible!
Retroactively, yes
That random dude well. How did it even get there in the first place?
Memeh Manh Watch meet the Medic
Fun fact: the reason soldier can bend his back to touch his pelvis In game is because heavy broke it
doesn't a broken back kill someone?
Not in Tf2 it doesn't
@@gamerstheater1187 broken spines don’t kill people
@@gamerstheater1187 ever heard of cripples?
@@autumnfire1490 I believe it does because the spine is attached to the brain
The fact you can see the blood on the floor after he breaks soldiers spine and how scout screamed at a horrifying high pitch and we got to see up close what sandvich is made out of
Image if, instead of Heavy eating the Sandvich in Dustbowl, he puts the Sandvich back in the refrigerator, the blood on the floor is half gone, and we see a red liquid on the Sandvich. Diagram can have Ketchup added to it, too.
This was during a time when the game was receiving constant updates.
This game has been and always will be a true work of art from Valve. Love this game :')
Oh hello, Dan. Are you here to ride the TF2 Nostalgia Express, as well?
@Matix 777 tf2 is shit now??
@@abandonedaccountlel7605 rip....
@@abandonedaccountlel7605 they fixed the invisible heavy exploit which was quite game breaking like last week
@@qwertyki9367 and no its not shit
A little fact for anyone who didn't know, Rick May, aka the voice actor for Soldier, improvised all of his lines in this video.
Not only was he a master with his craft, he was also a comedic genius. May he rest in peace.
Thank you Rick May - fly high Rocket Man
"You were good son, real good."
"Maybe even the best."
*MY SPINE!!*
You call that *B R E A K I N G M Y S P I N E?*
He wasn’t maybe the best
He was the best
Scientists: "It's impossible to 'punch' a body of liquid, it simply cannot be done!"
Heavy, intellectual:
For a dead joke, this was not bad.
*H-HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD*
So that’s what happens if you have a PhD
O B S E R V E
Now what about a non-newtonian fluid?
i absolutely love how scout isnt screaming about the fact all of his blood is gone
He was too busy trying to comprehend the sheer nonsense that just happened to feel pain for it
Scout (thinking): "How did he do that, why am i alive my lod aghag4raghsdegasgBVqwR ENGLISJH SOIUAGHEWI7O8SUHt (w#t*&yse&jfg)*$#%^)@#%*!#)%!#$%!%|}{!#:%|}!{"#?|}{!#>^}|{>!#|}&^pm
@@lunaitor-uq9hz That kinda tends to happen when your blood gets punched out, yeah, comprehension is slower. He did scream after Soldier's spine was broken, so it took a while.
Missed opportunity to call this "Meat the Sandvich."
-1/10
@@francis32025 bruh
I appreciate this
@Francisco Jara Bruh
You can always use inspect element
"he punched out all my blood"
*how the hell you still alive*
Because tf2
Because yes.
One word: medic.
@@All-star_Giga_Gargantuar didn't that say dead runner lol
you can live without blood for... a *little* bit.
MY BLOOD HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD *ali theme plays*
Lol
So many likes, so little comments
@@thebootlegexecutioner1797 and so little time
Yes
You call that breaking a spine?! You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine if- AHH MY SPINE!
I was inspired by the heavy sandvich and decided to make it bougie. My signature sandvich goes like this:
-Two slices of white bread, toasted
-Two slices each of ham, turkey, and hard salami, optionally add two strips bacon
-One slice swiss or pepper jack
-Aioli made from mayo, lemon juice, worcestershire, crushed garlic cloves, and italian seasoning. May also add a touch of olive oil.
-Sliced tomato, seasoned with salt and pepper
-Chopped romaine lettuce
-Spicy brown mustard
1. Crisp meats in air fryer at 400 for 6-7 minutes, or sear in pan.
2. Toast bread and slice tomatoes and lettuce while meat is searing. Spread toast with aioli.
3. Place seared meat on bread and top with cheese. Give it a few seconds to get a little melty.
4. Top with lettuce first, then tomato slices. Season tomato slices with salt and pepper if you didn't do it already.
5. Drizzle spicy brown mustard and top with remaining bread. Cut diagonally (the only way to cut a sandvich). Enjoy.
Bro it disabled my melee weapon for 30 seconds
that sounds delicious
Dude, it only allowed me to Pootis Pow for a minute before allowing me to use weapons again
I read step 1 as "sear in pain."
Which, I thought that was *Pyro's* thing.
Plot Twist: it's the sandwich that's punching everyone's blood out
Sandvich*
Need to have a V instead of a W. Sandvich, not sandwich.
Ah yes. The sandvich is the ultimate weapon
The sandvich is my favorite thing in tf2
Sandvich
666 likes...
valve: the heavy needs something to use for healing
some guy in the meeting: *eating a sandwich loudly*
valve: YES IT'S PERFECT
*sandvich*
@@weirdidiot4616 sandbitch
What’s funny is that, this is probably how it actually happened in the board room 😂😂
actual valve and valve talkin here aye
@@dryluckycharms6180
Sandstitch
Blizzard: we have the best class trailers!
Valve: Hold my Sandvich.
Sherlock Holmes lol
Valve: Lol buy a new case
Hold my sandvich
Supa Player N O M!
*hold by sandvich
“You call that breaking my spine”
Gets me every time
Also solider: OW MY SPINE!!!
“Dude calm down, going to the cafeteria isn’t that bad”
The cafeteria:
First reply
Second reply
my reply
your reply
OUR reply
Overwatch: Here is out over the top scene showing our new character with bright neon colors.
Valve: This is a sandwich.
Dear god...
@@capitalistgoose7501 There's more...
@@MRDarkman No...
Sandvich*
@@capitalistgoose7501 it contains the dying wish of everyone here
Philosopher: You know that food can’t heal others in real life...
Sandvich:
“So what you’re saying us I can hurt people”
No.
“Then I can help people hurt people?”
Eh...
“Works for me”
Sandwich : HAHA Samwich go heal
Hahah
Minecraft: pathetic
nooooo it’s sandvvhich or
sand\/\/hich
Guys, The sandvich is now 14 YEARS OLD! Hopefully Rick may is still teleporting more bread for heavy in heaven, Oh and scout probably needs blood transfusions, Happy Birthday Sandvich.
nah just soak up the blood and dump it back in
transfusions are too time consuming anyway
damn what kinda preservatives are in there
Healing in overwatch: normal healing
Healing in tf2: sandvich
Mhm yes *S A N D V I C H*
Sandvich make me strong.
What was that, sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea! Hahahahahahaha!
Why are you running? It's just ham.
Saaaandvich and me come to beeeat your aaarse.
Moist and delicious... Hahaha.
Zat vas delicious!
Kill them all! Hahaha!
Ahh, so filling! Hahaha!
I am full of sandvich... and I am coming for you!
Sandvich and I are coming for you!
Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards
Saww-ndvich, sandvich!
Me and my... sandvich.
Look at you tiny-itty-bitty men running from sandvich!
You are a loose canon sandvich, but you are a damn good cop!
Run from the sandvich!
Bologna! Hahahaha!
- And more terrifying lines to hear as a 300hp beast of a class turns a corner on your puny 125 hp scout ass
Tell me what overwatch has
using lasers and magic to heal, ah yes N O R M A L H E A L I N G
*Sandvich makes me strooong*
So creative...
This is from the perspective of the BLU Spy's head. This is the same fridge where the Mega Baboon heart was.
Alex omg
Mind blown
Alex Dear God...
Dude you just blew my mind
Sorry to disappoint ya but it's definetely not the same fridge
Happy ten years, you essential healing item
You are a sinner
Cant live without the sandvich
@@ifeelverydead9180 you are a dinner
for me its 11
@@superluckyandroid9449 you are a weew
“you call that breaking my spine?” exactly 4 seconds later *”AAAGGGGHHHHHH MY SPIIIIINNEEEEE”*
0:36 You call that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a *spine if-* AGH *MYYY SPIIIIINE!!!*
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!*
I mean he kinda asked for it
Zachary Jorgensen AAAAAAAAA
@@felipecosta-kv2fx (Meet the Sandvich title)
*blu scout screaming like a little bitch*
this is possibly the most gruesome meet the team video...
you mean meat
otherwise, you'd be right.
Nicholas Capucci I guess so lol
+BlockSquad1000 No the meet the medic one was worse.
I honestly didn't find that one that bad… Though I will admit that the pile of dead soldiers was kinda disturbing.
***** For me it was the fact he exploded a heart then he ripped out a rib from heavy's rib cage.
You guys at Valve got bored, one night, didn't you?
I'm like, 85 percent sure that's what happened
Fun fact, the original script for this video got lost, so like 80% of it, if not all, is just pure improvisation from the voice actors.
[Two slices of the Sandvich are in a refrigerator on a plate beside three bottles of Red Shed beer]
["Meet the Sandvich" text appears]
[Cut back to the Sandviches]
Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: [Stuttering]"H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"
[Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]
Heavy: "Ahahahaha!"
[Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably the Scout's blood]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
[More thuds are heard.]
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]
[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich while casually observing a battle unfold]
Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
Delicious...
The Sandvich, aka the weapon that created a harmless subspecies of Heavies known as "Hoovies".
The Sandvich has a weapon it self, the toothpick.
Thank the desc.
"harmless"
Or, known as idiotic people who refuses to play in friendly servers and spoils casual matches.
Ironically, the trailer shows heavy being the opposite of harmless when using sandvich
Pootis
Valve can give more personality to a sandwich in a minute than disney to the main character in 3 movies
@@rjharmonproductions What are you talking about? Lightning has a lot of personality in development in the first movie alone (I'm not rewatching 2 to check how well they kept him intact).
I'd say probably Elsa, but she had two movies instead of three.
@@rjharmonproductionsI think he’s talking about the Sequel Trilogy. Calling Rey a character is a stretch, though.
Sad thing its not even a joke. Rey is that bad of a character. She's not even one
They sure can.
I know that this was making fun of the sequels lmfaooooo
I like how the ending is basically a recreation of the ending of Meet the Heavy.
I'm pretty sure they copied the whole thing over and just replaced the Heavy.
Yeah would be pretty easy to do since it was animated in sfm
The funny part is that all the people still die without him shooting, which means he never actually killed anyone in the original.
this reminded me of that one guard's death from black mesa
Valve, it’s been almost 11 years. When the hell is the sandwich playable character coming out?
Edit: it has been 11 years now. And I don’t see a playable sandwich anywhere. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Edit 2: It’s been 12 years Valve. When are we getting to become the Sandvich?
Edit 3: 13 years and no playable Sandvich. We live in a world of lies.
Edit 4: 14 years with no playable sandvich. I go to bed in tears as a result of the lies that Valve told us.
Edit 5: 15 years later and the lies of the playable sandvich still haunt me. The damage done is irreparable. Perhaps it was never meant to be. Perhaps we’ve been played. Perhaps I’m stuck in the past, holding onto hope while the world has moved on. Regardless, the promise of a playable sandvich has occupied my soul for so long. It’s a part of me.
Yep
Just imagine seeing a sandwich getting a 10 player kill streak, then eating a bit of itself to heal back up and do it again
Mr Potaato It eats itself to the point that it disappears
Tezcan aslan paradox
THE DAM POWER OF MODS
Teacher: no eating in class
The kids in the back row: 0:51
Epic
Seeing what's happening in the background it must be an American School
@@GoldMite bro that shit was like from a year ago
@@GoldMite last time we had a school shooting it was in August, and before that was January
Lol
0:07 The “Copyright LOLOLOL” in this video is replaced by “Copyright OMNOMNOM”
Lol
The details in theses shorts!
cant trust you bro
How can i trust you though
Fake
You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spi-
AHH MY SPINE!!
10 years later and that Sandvich is still fresh 'n deliciously violent!
also "COPYRIGHT OMNOMNOM"
"moist and delicious!"
NOMNOM
The Key to Victory and a Delicious Lunch
Even 15 years later !
Are we going to talk about how the room they were in *shook* after Soldiers Spine was broken? Heavy must have created a sonic boom
I think it was just the fridge
Bane, eat your heart out
Sandvich make heavy strong
Wouldn't the bottles shatter
Like a Guile sonic boom?
Who else mains Sandwich?
Sandvich make whole team strong!
Mr. Raccoon me the fuck it the ultimate character
Me, the team is worthless without the sandvich
Me
me
0:43 I can only imagine the chaos that would cause a grown man to scream like this. Always makes me laugh
Well then again, its scout we’re talking about
Okay legit the Sandvich looks amazing, that's one of the Gaming foods I'd love to eat
What about the cake from portal?
the best part is you can make it in like 5 minutes if you have the ingredients
it's hella tasty, made one myself and it's pretty much the best sandwich i have ever eaten
@Vidal Zavala III I actually remade the cake from portal lol
Agreed
Right
I like how the sandvich doesn't even increase your attack or defense it just heals your health lol
In Heavy, getting full healed is more than enough to sweep out an entire team (and since this situation is a mostly melee fight, well, lets just say no one but him will have the upper hand... fist)
Well, the Buffalo Steak Sandvich buffs Heavy with mini-crits, so there’s that.
Oddly enough on others only medium health kit unless say a weapon like the backscratcher
Seems / my headcanon is they remove bits of it like the olive or tomatoes. That or they don't finish it 100%
That sandvich could never lettuce down
Omg That was...weirdly funny XD
we could always bread on it...
OH SHUT THE FUCKU
@@meannush7552 HA!!
@@meannush7552 you could always lettuce say more...
0:31 "My blood! He punched out _all_ my blood!"
0:36
Scout: (Girly screams of agony)
Soldier: *"YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE-"*
@Darth S the Pyro main hm wonder where Pauling is...
@Darth S the Pyro main uh oh
OH MY SPINE!!!!
@@samuraiturtle.2637 *AAAAAAAAAAAA*
@@thatradioboy ಠ_ಠ
"why aren't there any female classes in tf2"
-the sandvich is a girl.
please stop liking this comment it isnt even funny
Sasha is
The pyro is female
@@maimounadjigo7561 According to MatPat's Biology, it's a homosexual guy...
Wouldn't it be a tuna sandvich then?
Your right she makes a damn good cop
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You Red Team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if - AAAAH My spine!"
AAAAAAAAAAH
+James Landon *you read team ladies.
Rudevald Thats wrong
Rudevald *red
*insert girly scream and sound of blood spilling out*
this was released the day i was born
excellent timing
Heavy: [Groans repeatedly]
Scout: "Yeah, there he is!"
Soldier: "You! Stop right where you are, that is an order! He's getting away! Do not let him get to the re-"
[The Heavy opens the door, grabs one slice of the Sandvich and closes the door]
Scout: "D-don't do it, pal!"
Soldier: "Do. Not. Do it!"
Heavy: [Eats sandvich] "Om nom nom nom..."
Soldier: "Oohhhhhhh, hell..."
Scout: [Stuttering]"H-h-hey, let's just calm down here! You listening? J-j-just... OH GOD!"
[The Heavy chuckles as his loud footsteps are heard gathering speed]
Scout: "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GO-"
[Several loud thuds are heard, a beer bottle falls over, and the refrigerator door opens slightly]
Heavy: "Ahahahaha!"
[Sound of liquid spilling on the floor, presumably the Scout's blood]
Scout: "My blood! H-he punched out all my blood!"
[More thuds are heard.]
Soldier: "Ow, ow ow ow ow! Ouch, ouch! Ahhh..."
[A thud and a snap is heard]
Soldier: "You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-"
[A loud snap is heard and the door closes and opens again, the floor now covered with blood and another one of the bottles of beer falls over]
Soldier: "AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"
[A girlish scream is heard as ending flourish music plays. The camera pans across a diagram of the Sandvich]
[Cut to the Heavy in Dustbowl, as he was in the original Meet the Heavy, but instead of wielding his Minigun he is devouring a Sandvich]
Heavy: "Nom nom nom... [Takes a bite] nom nom... mmmm.. nom."
Gay party subtitles
aaand scene. that's a wrap everybody, we got it
bruh this needs more likes
@@Medved- ♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️♂️?
Thank you for this 🙏
instead of "COPYRIGHT LOLOLOL" it says "COPYRIGHT OMNOMNOM" just a fun fact :D
DJWeeb, The Weebening that's what it said
All my life has been a lie...
I actually didn’t noticed that, thanks for telling :D
I noticed it before this comment hehehehehehehe
Josh Wilbert Tadina same
RIP Rick May, voice of The Soldier.
Damn you, COVID-19.
No, no, no
Fuck you, COVID-19
CUSS OF A CUSSING CUSS WORD!
wait seriously
You are bad, COVID-19. Maybe even the worst.
@@meowmyr "Maybe even the worst" I think ur brain is damaged
0:40 that is genuinely one of the most horrific sounds ever
Jesus. When Heavy eats a Sandvich, he gets a bajillion health. When I eat a Sandvich, I just get fat.
Well, he's already fat. There is just no more room for fat, so it goes to health!
Студия КвС Amazing logic
+Shiny Dewott IKR, worked it out all by myself!
Flamethrower1104 Jesus. When Sniper shoots someone in the head they respawn 20 seconds later. When I do it, I go to fucking jail
+Mr. Smartass Well, I guess, they DO respawn as little babies. And, perhaps, you go to jail for teamkill?
0:36 the termination of scp 096
Yea the termination of scp 096
?
Blinking!
I Firmly Dislike Everything wrong scp
@@gr2xx I was assuming the termination they were referring to was the one with 173 involved
moms: oh don't worry the kids are just playing
the kids:
One kid: YOU CALL IT BREAKING MY SPINE?!?!
"HE- HE PUT A HOLE IN MY BLOOD!"
I-my blood!He punched out all my blood!
The reason that boys have shorter lifes
This implies the Sandvich is sentient, and can speak to Heavy with Telepathy
In the aftermath of the passing of Rick May (voice of soldier) I just found out that he improvised his lines in this video. I'm speechless at the sheer talent of every voice actor involved in Team Fortress 2, and now the entire game has an air of finality to it. No matter how long it gets played, no matter how much the community does to keep the game going forever...
there will never be any more soldier.
Thank you Rick. For as long as the servers exist, April 13 will be Soldier Day.
@@seventheroot-r Nice lol
The fact that Rick May completely improvised his lines in this makes it all the more funny
"You call that breaking my spine? You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spi- AH! MY SPINE!" LOL!
You punched out ALL my blood!
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
I would hate to see it lol
Lol is right
leongtaevil24 HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD!
“He punched out ALL my blood!”
The sound of a mann who uses the Boston Basher
This short is deeper than the entire Overwatch lore
*hardcore fanboy jimmies rustled*
Thats what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?*
Yes.
To be honest, it has much more personality than anything in overwatch
You call that breaking a spine?
5 seconds later
AHHHHH MY SPINE!!!
that was funny you call that breaking my spine
actually
you call that breaking my spine?
4 seconds later...
AHH MY SPINE!!!
Shazal Farooq lol
Thats creepy
you call that breaking my spine? you red team ladies wouldnt know how to break a spine if- AHHH MY SPIIIIINE!!!!
I tried making a Sandvich, and it cured my broken arm.
something Sandvich something something
This never gets stale.
Neither does the sandvich
Its been years since I watched this.
Fun Fact: There are some unused lines of Meet the Sandwich
proof?
@@armitx9 Go to the TF2 Wiki and see Meet the Sandwich
@@armitx9
Person: Says literally anything
That one redditard: Source? Proof? Timestamp?
@@tylerlackey1175 just wanted to know what the lines are god damn
@@tylerlackey1175 Even if they're not from reddit, some people would still ask for proof, merely because they're just curious. Don't tell me that you never asked proof of something before.
00:35 My all-time favorite Soldier line.
Poor blu solider.It was a pity for him
They made a joke about it in meet the pyro watch until after the tf2 logo plays
you call that breaking my spine you red team ladies don't know how to break a spin-AHHH MY SPINE
MY BLOOD HE PUNCHED OUT ALL MY BLOOD
my favorite part
crannnie butt Deserves a Red vs Blue reference.
"That doesn't seem physically possible!!!"
NickySHedgehog16 A red vs blue reference?
my life is complete
NickySHedgehog16 "That's exactly what Jimmy was sayin'."
Jynkt Jimmy: “That doesn’t seem physically possible! Yeeh-eah-eeh!”
0:50
the school principal watching the school recess
"Copyright omnomnom"
i see you valve 😂
where?
+Echo 0:07 the small text near team fortress 2.
Don't forget
"Copyright LOLOLOL"
I always laughed at these 'Meet the' videos at the start. I didnt like Copyright omnomnom. Why cant we have Copyright LOLOLOL
Soldier: You called that breaking my spine? You red team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine... OW my spine!
Scout: *Screams like a girl*
XD
*DUN DUN DUN DU DU DU DU DUN*
Mind*
Overwatch: Hah! NOBODY, could ever beat our amazing character trailers!
Valve: Hold my sandwich.
why does someone have to bring overwatch in tf2 shit every time? this is why we can have nice stuff.
Everything can beat their trailers.
I don't even play tf2, but I can recognize that tf2 beats Overwatch when it comes to trailers (among other things) because tf2 trailers show a general idea of what a class does while also highlighting the goofiness of the game and how over the top it is.
Medic, Pyro and Sandvich: allow us to introduce ourselves
"Who am I? I forgot..."
-Somebody with dementia
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
"My Blood! He punched out all my Blood!!"
"You call that breaking my spine?
Johnny Casey OW MY SPINE
kuribayashi84 the funny part is that the blood only shows up after the soldier got his spine broken. i guess the soldier had more blood than the scout.
Jelle Ackerman AAAAAAAAAAAARGHAHAGKWHFKUAW
Schwatvogel Ooh! Blood everywhere. Alright ladies and gentlemen! Prepare yourself! We're about to see dangerous violence! Yay!
"Oh, this is actually kinda good, the voices blend so flawlessl- oh my god this is from valve."
i miss when valve put out tf2 humor like this. no ducks, no unusual effects. still nonsense, but it wasnt gaudy. nothing else i know of captures the vibe tf2 used to have
@@MenachemSchmuel it still does wdym
@@detectivepayne3773 where
@@MenachemSchmuel TF2 never list its goofy nature
@@detectivepayne3773 im sorry but you have no idea what youre talking about
Imagine Heavy gets into Smash and they use a version of this for his trailer
Sonic: "My rings! He just punched out all my rings!"
Snake: "You call that braking my neck? You wouldn't know breaking my neck if- agh my neck!"
That would be awesome
And mario gets destroyed when heavy is eating the sandvich
...
@@thebrawlingmemereviewingam7968 but isn’t there only 2 characters here
Sonic: AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGG!!!
0:42 that scream sounds so beautiful
UAAAAAAAAAAAA
Back in the day, when this video was new, I actually made the sandvich several times to see if it was actually a good sandwich.
Spoiler alert: it's delicious.
Expected.
May I ask what the ingredients are?
@@TurnAGundam meat cheese lettuce tomato
Was it moist and delicious
@@Koremel1 what about the olive on top?
Heavy: copyright lolololol
Sandwich:
Copyright
_omnomnomnom_
Killer queen has already touched that sandvich
Madd Labs makes sense
I just now noticed that lmao
@@maddlabs2148 (from Diamond is Unbreakable Retold,) [serious voice] Deadly Queen has already left its mark on the [cheery] sandwich! [it gets completely f*tf2_frying_pan_noise_mp3*ing destroyed as the Killer beat drops swiftly.]
-Take 2 slices of bread
-spread mayo or butter on both of the breads
-put on swiss cheese, lettuce, a slice of tomato and bacons on the bread in your prefered order
-close it with the other slice of bread
-put toothpicks with olive inside the sandwich to make it easier to cut and eat
-cut the sandwich in triangles
-Meet The Sandvich
eyvallah
Should have been called "Meat the Sandvich"
Lol
LOL
Dunking the Pun King.
god damn it barb.
that's wat I was thinking
Rest in Peace, Soldier. You were a good one. With a good spine.
"You were a good son,real good...maybe even the best"
Top Ten Overpowered Anime Characters
Top Ten Iconic Support Classes
Hayden Jones the heavy or the sandvich??
Top 10 powerful item in rpg game.
"He punched out all my blood!"
"You call that breaking my spine!"
Perfection!!
0:52 From every perspective shown of the size of Heavy's hand, and based on the fact that the what he is eating barely fits in his hand, I have concluded that...that is a big ass sandvich.
What are ya sellin'?
Sellin' drugs.
ITS BIGGER THAN A HEAD...
Doge
Given that Heavy's hands are bigger than his head, and his head is bigger than any of the other mercs' heads, and the sandvich looks just the right lunch size in his hands... I must therefore conclude that if he throws a sandvich at the Medic, Medic can probably hide under it. XD
TheGameMerchant yeah in the meet the scout video , when scout its eating the blu heavys sandvich it looks freaking huge
Soldier: “you call that breaking my spine??”
Literally 2 seconds later
Soldier: “AHHH MY SPINEEE”
You RED Team ladies wouldn’t know how to break a spine i- AAAH MY SPIIINEEEE
@@kr1spiez"and heavy took little man's words as a challenge."
AAAAAAAAAAA-
@@bunnyfan9960*tf2 ending thing*
They really need to give these guys other foods than beer and sandwiches. Probably why they're so cranky.
Beer and sandwiches are the best combo tho
Jacob Thomson but for ten years straight?
They probably have more than just the beer and sandwiches
Well. They have a blu spy's head. But, that's not exactly nutritious.
+Kokoro Cala Also the Bonk Radioactive energy Drink
Absolute classic. I love these videos.
I wonder how Scout was still alive after Heavy punched out all of his blood
Jonathan Yeoh overheals from medic to guess
SpringTrap The bunny Maybe but i also wonder of the Medic can heal Soldiers spine injury
Jonathan Yeoh respawn maybe?
+creepix show They have tech to respawn after they die?
Or is that tech from mvm when the medic uses his healer the come back to life i know that this came before mvm butt in the tf2 lore i think makes sense.......or you are right ¿who knows?
God imagine how much fun the voice actor of heavy had while doing the “ om nom nom” voiceline
Correction: "Meat The Sandvich"
PVZ Zone it's MEET the sandwich
Blake Guy r/whoosh
Stolen joke
@@fredericknightchannel8542 U fucking idiot don't you know what a pun is?
Emerald Spear No you idiot no need to be toxic
Why did this get recommended to me...? Now? 13 years later?
there is a scary secret about sandvich...
in a halloween map... a grave said "RIP - THE TENTH CLASS"
if we do some math... that means sandvich was the tenth meet the video, the tenth class (That is dead) IS THE SANDVICH THAT HEAVY ATE IN THE VIDEO!!
AHHH SOO SCARY
actually civilian used to be the tenth but it was never implemented into team fortress 2
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HEAVY?!
@@surelyyoujestin9203 civilian?
*quitely waiting for someone to make an r/wooosh joke about my comment*
@@surelyyoujestin9203 wooosh/r