Meet the Sniper
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ม.ค. 2009
- Meet the Sniper, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2.
Name: Sniper
Role: Support
Weapons: Sniper Rifle / SMG / Kukri
In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss. - บันเทิง
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When you win a game and the rest of your team says “Ez” but you say “Gg”
Professionals have standards
If you can't say "gg" when someone defeats you can just double crouch
Just say wp, no matter if you win or lose.
I don't say gg when the enemy spams spy, pyro, engineer, soldier, or heavy
If someone says ez just reply with this as a bind: Doesn't that mean you're bad for playing on ez?
“Get Good”
"Be efficient"
If you're "efficient" as a sniper you get vote kicked for hacking.
PANZER WAFFLZ the mistery of skill
+ChristianGuyOfAction That's the joke, some people don't know the difference between a good sniper and a cheater. A large percentage of people who are votekicked for cheating are perfectly legit players, kicked because some stupid 12 year old momma's boy got angry at you for killing him a few times.
Someguy Personman Oh I know. What I was saying was that getting votekicked means you're doing a good job.
+PANZER WAFFLZ yes i get kicked for playing good as a heavy
LOL
1:15 I just now noticed after all these years that Sniper is LOADING ANOTHER BULLET IN THE CHAMBER while he cycles out the casing of the other cartridge. That's why he has 25 shots in a single shot rifle; they're not in the gun, but it's that his hand work allows him to load em in as fast as he can pull em out
Oh and it looks so slick too!!! Dang, good catch!
Man's a professional. Nothing else to it.
Wish that was in game.
@@Flamme-Sanabi they were probably to lazy to finish the whole animation. And it would make sense since it's not the first time they were to lazy to finish something related to sniper (tribalman's shiv)
참 일찍 알아차렸구나
0:51 this scene feels so real lmao
the way the camera moves around scared like they are gonna get shot is just perfect
I would definitely watch a documentary on a sniper blowing someone’s head off
You mean using a gun right
They are . Comic showed it’s actually someone interviewing the mercs so the administrator can get information
@@anonymousoldcat shhhhh
@@merucrypoison296 same here
Cursed footage of Australian driving on the left side of a car.
Now what
Ban Australians in America
He’s from New Zealand
Which is like Australia, only smaller and angrier
Like Mario: more powerful, but smaller than his brother.
Konnor Klucznik Whether or not he’s *technically* Australian we’ll gladly take him because he sounds like and acts like an Aussie and that’s good enough for us
Also hitting the left blinker when turning right
Blue Dragon Entertainment we take everything else of theirs so why not this as well
Took me like 5 years to realize the irony that the sniper lives in a CAMPER. At least Valve recognises the position of the class.
(Rimshot)
Lmao nice observation
They also gave him a backpack in game called the cozy camper which rewards staying scoped in and out of combat with hp regen and less flinching when hit after staying scoped for long enough
@@guyman9655 you would've thought I'd have realized that considering it's my go-to secondary
well...snipers don't run around like in videogames.
0:45 the sniper has a bruise on his thumb, which happens when your thumb gets stuck in the bullet chamber while reloading, awesome detail!
Bolt action garand thumb 😂
HE'S FAKING THE ACCENT, HE'S NOT AN AUSSIE LIKE ME!
@@OovocFan87 hes actually from new zealand
@@OovocFan87 Yeah, it's called acting. The voice actor isn't Australian.
@@-RandomStranger- he is from New Zealand, but he was raised in Australia where he learned to talk
1:00 you can actually see sniper smiling slightly before taking the shot, which I didn’t realize until now. What a detailed animation!
id also be happy if i could get a good shot after waiting for 4,5 hours
Same
@@ROMBOOMBENsniper gaming
its for 5 frames before the shot
His dad was right after all
Fun fact:
There are 4 tf2 acheivments called "be polite" "be efficient" "have a plan" "kill everyone you meet"
@issam guiti be polite for taunting with your kurki after killing, be efficient for shooting 3 people without missing and all of then dying, have a plan for catpuring the inteligence and kill everyone you meet for getting a certain number of kills (i think its 1000)
I love when they can get creative with their achievements
professionals have standards
Actually if you look at the video right when he says the lines he does two of the achievements. He says be polite as he taunts with kukri and shoots 3 heads off as he says be efficient. Can't confirm last 2
@@gameygames135
Friendly reminder that there's an achievement for making someone ragequit.
Friend: Why do you say "gg" when you lose to a toxic kid?
Me: Professionals have standards
Why are there no comments
Be polite
And because that makes them mad xD
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 Be efficient.
@@pickleproductions5736 I have a plan to kill eveyone you meet. *Sniper Rifle Shot*
"Urine."
-Sniper Gaming
Maybe.
“Piss”
-funny New Zealand man
Distilled urea
I will always love the part where demo is frantically shooting pipes everywhere, its very accurate to me playing demo while in a bad position
"Ooh..."
Same
"Professionals have standards."
As evidenced by the fact that he uses his turn signal near the beginning of the animation. Attention to detail.
Don't forget that he said it at 69 seconds 1:09
Nice
Nice
@@Star-ny3fm xd he did the funy number lolololololololol
funny number so funny. 😐
Some classes are polite, some classes are efficient.
The sniper throws piss at people and lives in a van.
It's sophisticated piss and a van with modest standards.
So true 😂 such a gentle
I guess he's living in a van down by the river...
THAT MAN IN THE WHITE VAN.... With jars of piss...
goof:
In the video clip when sniper is talking to the camera in his van, he's on the wrong side of the van.
In Australia all vehicles are right hand drive.
0:51 is probably one of the best shots out of any of the meet the team videos. The shading and angle of it really makes TF2’s artstyle pop.
358 likes ando no comments?
And the fact that the animation moves like a cameraman thinking he’s about to get shot is just brilliant!
@@DoctorKochBecause the cameraman is indeed near the sniper
0:46 I like how Sniper has an injured thumb. If you're not careful reloading rifles, your thumb gets pinched in the reloading mechanism
8 months ago but i really appreciate the amount of detail they put
"be polite"
me: don't you throw piss at people?
sniper: politely
*be efficient*
Pisses in a jar efficiently
Have a plan to piss at everyone you meet
"I'm not a crazed pisser dad"
What is he a maid
The Sun after giving someone skin cancer from 152 million km away:
0:14
supunderrated joke
@@jackcroftheripper Thanks!
Laughed at this for a while
N O I C E
N1
1:08 "We Australians have standards mate," Be polite. Be efficient. And be prepared to fight any Kangaroo you meet. The Sniper
You dont mess with the roos. Unless you like being disemboweled.
@@unevennoble9363unless it's trying to hurt your dog, then it's fair game.
He's new zealandian
Um actually the sniper is from new Zealand
0:16 it took me 14 years to Hear Snipers turn signal
Yeah he really does use it lol
"Be polite"
"Be efficient"
"And have a plan to not get kicked from the server"
LMAO
"guys? guys kick-kick the bot please"
@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 (silent F2P rage that, if it could talk, would be saying "It says I can't, really! PLEASE!")
@@ARandomSpace "..nobody? ill call the vote then"
*Teagan wants to call a vote*
OMEGATRONIC
Press F1 to vote yes
Press F2 to vote no
✅️12 ❌3
@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 No, it's SILENT F2P rage, because we can't talk. Or call a vote.
Man the mercs are so cool when they aren’t being controlled by idiots like us.
Spy: dies by bumping into somebody
Demoman: dies by his own explosives
@Matix 777 as a demo main too, can confirm I suck
Yeah, because there fictional video game characters
I only buy all class hats so they all can all get the hat :3
or when they aren't being controlled by bots
0:49 Sniper today: "I ain't climbing that!"
YES
I just came from his video, damn
@@Kot_Dyzio he's incredible
0:42 probably one of my favourite scenes
Fun fact: each class model has a unique set of teeth. Sniper, for instance, has prominent canines, which is probably why he talks out of the side of his mouth throughout the video: they wanted to show it off.
why did you need to make me stare at sniper's teeth
Whoa even pyro?
@@wizgi7201 Pyro doesn't have any teeth, which is why they're so unintelligible.
When dentists invade
sniper's feral teeth are hot, don't @ me
Fun fact: the sniper is canonically from New Zealand and was shot out of a rocket to Australia.
If he's from an underwater new Zealand then he's from old Zealand
@@darthbobo0769 nah, they specifically state in the comics it’s called New Zealand.
@@traceable7875 because the FBI had a gun up to their head
@@darthbobo0769 still stated
Even I knew his accent was a kiwi accent when valve first posted this I just thought nothing of it since a lot of new Zealand people live in Australia
Who's here after watching the original voice actor John Patrick Lowrie reenact this IRL? That guy's a living legend
Me !!
The «meet the team» videos are the greatest advertisments for a video game I have ever seen. Not only do they work as advertisment for the game but they stand on their own as great pieces of storytelling and entertainment
"Be polite. Be efficient."
Says the man who throws jars of urine at people and lives in his camper van.
That is called "being efficient," mate!
At least you dont have to walk from your front door to your car
@@modernscream1606 i never thought of that mate
Actually, throwing piss at your burning teammates is actually quite polite.
What's wrong with the camper?
Fun fact: when sniper says “be efficient” he kills 3 people without missing a shot. There is an achievement in the game that is called “be efficient” and you get it by doing that
You also get the achievement "Be Polite" by doing the 'hat-doffing' taunt right after killing an enemy.
There should be an achievement called "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet" that you get for killing every member of the opposite team at least once.
The Space Of Ades
“Have a plan” and “Kill everyone you meet” are separate achievements. You get the former from capping the intelligence as a Sniper; can’t remember how to get the latter.
@@OrangeyChocolate if I remember correctly, "kill everyone you meet" is killing a lot of people, maybe 1000 or something, don't remember how much
ociNNico
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Given the Sniper’s skill in lore. I wonder at 0:51 if it was the fact that the enemy didn’t see him, but in fact saw the cameraman NEXT to Sniper to ascertain the Sniper’s location😂😂
The sniper actually has kinda shitty sight in lore and is just very paranoid, the fact that he didn't move and great at dealing with ambushes is because he's a contract killer and rarely gets in gunfights but often has to hide from the people seeking vengeance so he has no proper training besides target shooting, for example when he couldn't figure out the difference between an immense submarine with several people and his dad coming back and the fact that both his mum and dad wear glasses
That mockumetary style. These clips are masterpieces, every single one. They really outdid themselves with this game.
"What's the difference between a good sniper and an aimbot?"
0:42
Good shit, take my like
One is different in job and one is mantle sickness.
I'll be honest, Valve do not care of me
"I think the bots see me"
Because only bots have that sickness
Fun fact: Sniper is 28 years old, this makes him the second youngest class in the game
@@plp313 i said the second, not the youngest one
He's younger than he looks
Wait if scout is 5 years younger than sniper making him 23, scout can deink
@@plp313 I thought scout was 19
weird, the ones i run into are 12
[A lone RV is driving down a desert road. Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.]
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."
[Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]
Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"
[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]
Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."
[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.]
Sniper: "Ooh."
[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"
[Back to Sniper in the RV.]
Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."
[Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper waits at the top of the tower for a shot.]
Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me."
[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.]
Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"
[The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.]
[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]
[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the knife with a satisfied expression.]
Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"
[Cut back to the RV]
Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."
[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]
Sniper: "Be polite."
[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]
Sniper: "Be efficient."
[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]
Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]
[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]
[Cut back to the pay phone.]
Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"
Great...
Fucker put the entire script here.
@@KarminsLynn No problem.
Thx for this also he was actually peeing
I like how he says at the end “have a plan to kill everyone you meet” which is sort of breaking the forth wall since it’s called meet the team
Sniper: *"Be polite"*
Also Sniper: *Throws his piss at people*
He is being polite be saving his team from pyros
Watch this
th-cam.com/video/M3OAx8EFtz8/w-d-xo.html
Please Do not give me ptsd
Also Also Sniper: Thank for standin' still, wanker!
No worries, piss
0:16 sniper uses his turn signal, like a professional with standards.
That’s attention to detail, it’s so subtle.
Wait... WTF... How I didn't see that?!
E
That's detail
Beemer drivers need to learn a thing or two from him
5:30 Soon before Sniper takes the shot, he smiles. He's found the target.
Such a small detail on his face that Valve included. Reminds me of the facial expressions in gameplay even from voice commands.
1:00
@@EndriGreenZaz28 oof, thx for the correction.
@@otamatonefan8996 no problem
It's insane these were so good and made the classes feel real, along side the fact I'm watching them like 13-14 years later
"Be polite"
*Taunts after killing spy*
Polite taunt
Its the most acceptable taunt that is actually paying respect.
_"You got blood on my knife, mate.."_
"You'd better hold onta' your head, mate!"
"I'm gonna plant one right between your eyes, ya' puntah!"
"Wave goodbye to your head, wanka!"
"I'm gonna turn ya' into colored rain!!"
"You'll be needin' anotha' use for that neck! *HOOT!*
Polite taunt (?
Sniper seems the most normal out of all TF2 characters. He's not in it for the sake of killing everyone for fun, but for the sake of being paid and making a living. Well, him and Engineer. Engineer is just a humble Texan who knows how to indirectly cause violence and distress.
Yeppers. Technically, Engi is just a civilian!
um he can fill jars of piss in 30 minutes... mhm yeah pretty normal
what about pyro? he doesnt even know he's killing
pyro is a shit class
CryptoLockerdotexe is not responding I kinda actually restrain myself from holding M1+W while playing Pyro. I respect your opinion and see why you think that.
been rewatching these and as timeless as they all are they're a sore reminder of how much valve has been neglecting this piece of art.
we used to be a fortress. a team fortress.
Heavy has something in eye
*a team fortress twice already. man, i can't believe how time flies so fast
The funniest thing about this clip is Sniper stating "My parents don't care for me." As if it was valve mocking the users of the class.
*Do not care for it. Meaning the job.
He says “it”. The joke is that his parents don’t love that their son is a hitman
0:14 When you finally land a headshot on your 246th attempt.
Holy shit this is true.
when you take revenge on the enemy sniper from afar
SNIPIN A GOOD JOB MATE
Me after killing the guy dominating me after 283 times dead on a plr_Hightower server running 24/7 with a bodyshot.
Underrated as fuck
*BE EFFICIENT*
"I'm not a crazed gunman I'm an assassin!"
It sounds like the sniper is.. going through a phase.
It's supposed to be a reference to a certain crazed gunman that massacred a lot of people in Australia.
+KrazyKiwi Don't mind me asking but what the hell is up with your profile picture?
+KrazyKiwi Also, that is actually what the reference is.
One's a paying job and the others' mental sickness!
He isn't an assasin, he is guy throwing his own piss at people.
Am I the only person who clocked the fact that he put his blinker on before turning?
And they animated it
Flipping brilliant
I remember, I used the quote "As long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone dead." In one of my papers 🤣
I hate when people say “Stop camping!!” When snipers in game are supposed to camp.
This is a fact.
Yeah even though i dont do that i still understand why they do it
The fact is kill a sniper is more easy un tf2 then other games
In fact snipers are in support class, i dont know why people want them to attack...
its not camping its called tactical waiting
Kids have crushes.
Men have girlfriends.
1:09
Legends piss on a jar
LizardianGaming Snipers have 3
Legends have *mates*
Hotel trivago
Trivago hotel
Of all the “Meet the Team” videos, this one used its music best. The way the song plays off the editing is sooo fucking good.
I like how it implies that this sniper is better than the blue one cause he survived a spy, probably more then once
Little detail:
0:15 after "Sniping's a good job, mate" his hand reaches down on the wheel and clicks the turn signal. He checks his side view mirror. The signal continues clicking as he turns the wheel. Clicks the signal off when he finishes the turn. Adjusts the wheel. Sniper's a good driver, mate.
Didn't notice that before, thank you!
cause *i love well-mannered men like the Sniper*
The love for the animation
As the man said, professionals have standards.
Alright so why does he signal left, checks left mirror, but goes right? Not that good of a driver now
@@DoctorDiscoCZ
Do you even know how turn signals work?
11 years later, and I just now realized
"have a plan to kill everyone you meet"
ends with him shooting the camera to a black sceen.
Sniper kills the cameraman.
Shit, you’re kind of right.
... Not sure if the cameraman and the Director were the same people, but if they were, then the Director was killed in a mineshaft "accident" in the comics.
Cameramen never dies, sniper is cheating
That wasn’t the cameraman it was just the us the viewer observing the Sniper
Well the camera going black is late
No one talks about that he has a unique intro.
"Haha! Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy's!" 0:09
Fun fact: Auto Generated English doesn’t do Australian accents.
As an Australian, I agree
boom hit chopped
0:39
“People left on the planet someone is gonna want someone de Guerre armour.”
"someone is gonna want someone De"
you are right
first job
person: so how much do you charge
sniper: uhhh maybe twenty
person: okay, 20,000, sounds fair
sniper who was fully prepared to kill some guy for 20 bucks:
Sniper: My parents do not care for me
Background music: Dadadada-daa!
@@gabrielvareberg5044 I think he said “don’t care for *it*,” referring to the job
@@oklandon09 0:42
@@gabrielvareberg5044 I stand by what I said
@@oklandon09 closed captioning
why is this
*"I think his mate saw me"*
*...*
*"Yes! Yes he did"*
so fucking funny to hear
No way that Alex Coker from Fox news said the quote at 1:09 when he was talking about the recent stuff that just happened😭😭😭
I went here just to check and its not word for word ( He says be polite and not be proficient ) but it definitely threw me loop.
0:51 the most accurate depiction of being a sniper in any pvp game
I think he has might saw me...
*YES, YES HE DID!*
Feelings? Look mate, you know what has a lot of feelings?
@@BABYANGELTONYVTITANS blokes who bludgeon there wife to death with a golf trophy
@@kingbillion5916 prodesionals have stardands
It's not a microtransaction, dad; it's DLC.
Well, the difference being one's added content and the other's highway robbery!
Eh pretty much
No idea what that means, but that is funny
The two are highway robbery to be fair xd
@Joel Eh it depends really. Sometimes they’re both theft but at some times DLC is worth it. Microtransactions is always theft though
major brownie points for thinking that one up XD
Crazy no one is mentioning the music, using the Magnum Force theme for the Sniper is pitch-perfect, Lalo Schifrin is a musical god, and these Meet The videos all have so many little details and great jokes in them, they never had to go so hard with this game but they did
Meet the spyper
*"I think his mate saw me... yEs, YeS hE dId-"*
jesus i love that quote xD
dId Sniper jUsT asUmE ThEIr gEnDer?
Who was it though
I Always think he says "I think is my soulmate" (refering to the blue sniper)
Love that part
"Be polite!"
*Throws jar of piss to the enemy*
"Be efficient!"
*Stands next to his spawn, scoped in, waiting for the brass beast heavy to come around the corner*
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!"
*Starts panicking when a scout suddenly appears infront of him*
Snipin' is a good job m8.
Practically me
Vsjd
69 likes, yes...
Most tf2 players, yes.
However...
"Be Polite"
*waves at the recently dead enemy sniper across the map*
"Be efficient"
*Kills the all time classy Medic/heavy combo with a fully charged headshot with the Machina*
"Have a plan to kill everyone you meet!"
*kills a spy who recently used his Dead Ringer*
Im an Assasin dad, not a crazed gunman!
MentleGen Man you noticed the piss too?
***** Depends on the scout...
Ah, yes, early 2009. I remember downloading this video on Steam to watch it in HQ. Can't believe that it used to have this feature. This brings back so many memories 😊
"15 years ago" hurts my soul and my back
The argument with his parents is extra funny because I doubt most assassins would be allowed to tell their family what they really do
Actually that's a good question I wonder if there are real interviews
professionals have standards
@@seronymus Realistically, the Director would've died during a lot of these (namely Medic, Sniper, Spy, Pyro) so I heavily doubt those ones are real. He is shown filming Meet the Heavy though
@@tekayo63 i could see him filming meet the scout tbh
@@tekayo63 he use a dron
“I’m not a crazed gunman dad, I’m an assassin. Well the difference being one is a job and the other’s mental sickness!”
Yeah, the only crazed gunman on the team is pyro.
To a certain extent every character in this game is a crazed gunman.
And heavy
Plus your not one to talk bright
@@shooby9496 medic is not really a gunman
@@pineapplesandwich3906 Perhaps not in the strictest sense but he does have his syringe "gun" and he's certainly crazed. Like I said just to a 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯 extent.
I really wish we got a TV series out of this. I love watchinh these even today.
1:00 I like the smirk he does when he finally gets a shot
Sniper:
-Needs a good place to camp
-He has standards
-He's a professional of sniping
-He's polite
-He's efficient
-*headshot*
-He has a plan to kill everyone he meets
-Conga!
-p i s s
P I S S
P I S S
P I S S
*P I S S*
*P I S S*
Sniper is my favorite mercenary. He’s polite, patient, and has a sexy, sexy accent. Not to mention that he actually uses his goddamn turn signals
I thought you were going to say “he’s polite he’s efficient and has a plan to kill everyone he meets”
He's also a cold blooded psychopath. He did try to kill medic, he did tie up miss Pauling and demo up. And he does wield jarate.
The last point being the biggest turn-on. Oh dear I inadvertently made a pun.
@@santhoshsridhar5887 ah, a man of culture, I see.
He can also play the sax.
I love that he used his blinker when turning into a different part of the road, he'd make Florida a better place to drive.
"I'll be honest with ya, my parents do not care for it."
*triumphant fanfare plays*
Spy: "You snipers are some of the worst people I've ever met."
Sniper: "He wasn't a sniper, he was a sadist. There's a difference. We don't waste time with gutshots and monologues. We just take the shot."
Edit: Wow. I literally had no idea I had this many replies and likes.
sauce or is this made up
@@saur1232 pretty sure it's from the official tf2 comic
@@slaking215 it definitely is mate.
@@saur1232 it's from comic 6
@@Sirius-Nightstream Of Mann Co. No More.
1:10 after he says “Professionals have standards” he says four other things and every one of them is an achievement in-game: Be polite - Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing off your hat Be efficient - Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot. Have a plan - Capture the flag in CTF Kill everyone you meet - Kill 1000 enemies
Omg that's cool to know
I think it'd be cooler for "have a plan to kill everyone you meet" be "kill 2 of every class in 1 game
They should've add another achievement for getting all four:
"Professionals have standards"
Holy poo poo that’s Ming blowing
@@masterpingu5942 or have an efficiant plan to politely kill everyone you meet
Sniper is the type of guy to go the speed limit as well 😂
“It was a mercy-killing, you live in a camper-van!”
- Scout dominating Sniper
I NEED a full reality tv show on snipers life. “I think his mate saw me” resonates with me so much
*very professional*
Very politely
I'd prefer not a reality show
hes very efficient on his work
Yes yes he did
Funny thing is that there’s an achievement in the game called, “Not a crazed gun man, dad” which you earn by killing three enemies while defending the control point as the sniper.
Well, what’s the difference?
@@redcarp9867 one is a job and the other is a mental sickness
Ill be honest with ya, my parents... Do not care for me
@@dummkopf7981 I think his mate saw me
Yes, yes he did
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lotta feelings...
" Professionals have standards" is just so iconic
0:52 I think his mate saw me.
*gunfire*
Yes, yes he did
0:13 me after sniping a guy standing still
Thats me when i hit a shot on a dispenser
@@lionelmesser5112 Me after I do literally anything with the flare gun.
Lol mood
Bodyshot
*November 22, 1963*
0:45 sniper has a bruised thumbnail that's common when reloading bolt-action rifles
Attention to detail
hmmm nice
And that was years ago. Damn valve you did good. Now give me team fortress 3
You are the Sandvich?
Wow I never noticed that
Always assumed that was a weird error
Nice
1:15 just saw something posted to reddit with this quote.
What was it about?
Apparently a news station said that everyone in America needs to do this
Fox news basically said people need to have a kill for everyone you meet (I believe mainly because of the recent mass shootings)
The sentence Sniper says is actually a sentence said by James Mattis,a former Marine Corps general who also is the former DoD secretary
0:43
Me when a furry asks why a mascot is fine but your own fursuit isn’t:
When you touch an invisible spy 0:32
Lol
Lol
that is m- I mean lol
I never played the game but I am dyt
L
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When you delete your brother's browser history after he forgot to delete it.
1:09
Careful now he”s a hero
Sniping’s a good job mate.
Be polite, be efficient
**the first thing that shows up is furry pron** 1:15
And have a plan to delete every history you see
0:45, sniper thumb haves a wound in the nail that is very common doe to weapon malfunction while reloading. the level of detail is just absurd
I just realized, when sniper says "i think his mate saw me" the camera man is also trying to cover from the bullets firing at them.
Ironically, despite the Sniper being one of the deadliest among the 9 mercs, he is also the most sane and polite. But still, none of them are flawless. He does throw jars of piss.
They're something he'd likely have at hand for an improvised thrown weapon. There are *consequences* to lying in wait somewhere endlessly! And unless he always does his sniping from men's rooms, he'll have to deal with those without leaving clues of human presence for his victims.
It's not like it would've been less weird for him to _keep_ the disgusting things longer than he had to.
If you were given the opportunity, would you not do the same?
I would argue that he’s insane lol. If you read the comics, he’s pretty nuts
"Be efficient"
@@Kevinfreddo Only really after he gets resurrected with pigeon blood. Reading that sentence alone should make you understand him.
0:14 Me after missing a headshot for the 173rd time
You after missing 174th headshot 1:01
As long as ur having fun :)
So don't blink (I hope every scp player will understand )
I understand your pain and Frustration.
@@illusionmann2650 well, I have a dead ringer, so scp "peanut" isnt a deal for me
0:07
The sun after giving somebody skin cancer from 93,000,000 miles away
Overwatch fans: Its a Sniper like Widowmaker.
TF2 fans: *IT IS THE PISS THROWER HIMSELF*
Sniper: *"i'm not a crazed gunman dad i'm an assasin.*
Also Sniper at the end: *Have a plan to kill every one you meet*
That's just preparing for a possible future job, very efficient
Looking for job prospects, mate.
Sniper with a Joker voice: "You wouldn't get it."
Or for a possible future place in a mental hospital
Crazed gunmans don't plan ahead. Assassins do.
@@MrBern-ex3wq yes but crazed gunmans kills everyone they meet :p
"I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin!"
Well...
"i'm not a crazed terrorist, journalists, i'm a redpilled guy"
i mean Red Team
"Im a crazed piss thrower"
I think sniper should have said that
Ones a mental sickness
Well, being an assassin means years of training, discipline, etc. Being a crazed gunman means getting a gun and shooting everyone within a [insert distance here] radius
Its not a phase its a lifestyle
for 15 years ago this video quality is very good
It was just in time to be 720p but not 1080p
God i just love this documentary