@@4FunCycle I haven’t watched any Star Wars since the Phantom Menace but watching reviews of every idiotic Disney has done to SW is something I enjoy a lot! I don’t take kindly to “deconstructions” and “subversions” of my beloved OT and its heroes!
Ahem. A message from the "Activists of Diversity and Inclusion." ... "YOU WILL WATCH THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU ARE AN EVIL, SEXIST, RACIST, ISTAPHOBIC MEMBER OF THE PAY-TREE-ARCHIE! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THAT! AND IF YOU *DO* WATCH IT, YOU ARE STILL AN EVIL, SEXIST, RACIST ISTAPHOBIC MEMBER OF THE PAY-TREE-ARCHIE THAT HAS SEEN HOW EVIL YOU ARE AND MUST BE PUNISHED! SUBMIT FOR YOUR 'EDUCATION' AND PUNISHMENT! REEEE!!!" I hope this was educational for you. P.S. See note of "Master Torbin." That "evil Jedi" was a "member of the Pay-tree-archie," and drank poison for his guilt of being born. Don't you feel "educated"?
@@ThespianPrince13 I agree wholeheartedly. They have a near perfect opportunity to show the sith; all they have to do is write it well. Nope. It is garabge. What a waste.
Problem is they've done it to so many franchises. I worry about the upcoming Deadpool made under Disney's watch, and alien Romulus, haven't seen kingdom of the planet of the apes yet, another old franchise I am fond of, so don't know if they managed to ruin that, and as for Disney's version of Dr who the stories have been largely awful and the CGI looks like something from the dawn of CGI special effects. As someone who has watched who since 1963 I am struggling to watch that show too. Unfortunately films and series in a franchise that are bad tend to sour any fondness for the franchises as a whole.
@@kevinfisher489 Yes, I too am concerned about Deadpool. Big fan of the first two, (even though I'm not a Marvel fan and have only seen the Iron Man films). I turned off Dr Who after 10 mins of episode one, (when the babies started explaininng what their jobs on the bridge were), I've been a fan since I saw Jon Pertwee in the 1970's. (With the exception of Colin Baker). But I'm not watching whatever this is.
Chato's voice over is spot on and infinitely more entertaining. I really appreciate how the twins managed to pick out the same wig or have the same hair style, while separated across galaxies.
When I was in 3rd grade, as a class project our teacher had us come up with an idea for a story, write a play script for it, and then produce and ultimately perform it at a school assembly. "Howie the Easter Bunny Goes To Hawaii" is what we came up with. It had a more intricate plot, more sophisticated dialogue, and a much more creative take on a legendary story than this utter dreck.
I saw a YT video of someone "reviewing" (mocking) Ahsoka. They showed a clip of Ahsoka having a light saber fight and cut in a clip from Get Smart of the two guys fighting in super slow motion. That one caught me off guard and made me laugh for quite a while.
Former Harvey Weinstein Personal Assistant, Lesley Headland, knows nothing about Star Wars. That's why when they told her that every show has to go to Tatooine, she thought, Tattooin'.
@@georgevaughn6486 Leslye was..... the Acolyte to Harvey Weinstein the rapelord. And she failed upwards after his fall She also in real life has a long lost sister. Are we getting the nihilism self inserting yet?
I noticed, in the interview including headland, and the series lead, headland touched the lead a couple of times, if it were a man, would be considered inappropriate. Ironic,as she is literally a Harvey Weinstein ‘acolyte’…. Ironic that she pretends to be all about strong woman characters, whilst drooling over her cast like a lecherous, studio head….. the woman is no less motivated by her reproductive parts than her former boss….
This is the most entertaining recap of this episode that I have seen. The character voices really add a lot to the highlights of the original show’s failings.
Chato, a well done explanation regarding the lack of writing skills in these episodes. A writer can only draw from their life experiences and what is seen and heard. When you have children that have lived in a vacuum their entire lives and work and play with equally shallow sycophants, this is what they will deliver.
O.M.G. This was a FABULOUS rendition and I certainly want more. The voice acting added a special something that I hope all viewers can appreciate... 20 out of 10!
Yesssss.. the tattoo scene felt ripped from her personal life.. even his response, "it doesn't matter what I think. It's about YOU" much like the show 😂
Dear Paul, I thought the points of this series were a) Headland giving the middle finger to her sister b)Creating the ultimate lesbian fantasy of creating life with absolutely no male involvement. Frank.
Sound pretty accurate to me. What's more, you did a better job telling a clear and compelling story in under a minute. Why aren't YOU hired to write for Lucasfilm? ... oh... duh. "Frank" = male. How stupid of me.
My Jedi intuition tells me Kathleen is a Sith who turned on her Master Lucas. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. She is trying to pull us all into the darkside.
My intuition tells me that Lesbye Scissorsland the Acolyte is trying to prove that her mentor, the Emperor (Harvey) is actually the good guy, and the Jedi (everyone who isn't queer and diverse and knows what Harvey did) are the bad guys. And she's using this sophisticated gold covered turd to do it.
Her elevation to President of Lucasfilm has only shown the world that she knows nothing about making good movies and shows. She needs to stay her butt in her office and give control to Favreau or some other capable writer and let them save the franchise.
Chato's point about the lack of urgency is spot on. With all the Disney Star Wars shows there is just scene, after scene, after scene, after scene. I just can't get into any of them - completely boring. Thank you - another great video!
"thank god she doesn't need a general motors scanner with an OBD2 connector" 😂😂😂 there will probably be a droid named OBD2 at some point in this terrible era of star wars. "OBD2 scan the fuel injectors for the hyperdrive!!"
Do they even care about the time period. Tech is supposed to get worse not better. Why would they be using humans to work outside ships at this point in time but 100 years later when the tech is stagnant, they have decide to use droids. Even with the mistrust of droids they would still be using astromechs. They are using droid pilots, etc. Makes no bloody sense.
Ha, ha, this is hilarious! Love the voice impersonations! The only redeeming feature of the Disney excrement they dare to put the "Star Wars" label on, is the entertainment we receive by seeing it shred into pieces. Keep up the good work.
As I just explained to someone else, when your writing is rooted in malice and contempt, instead of love and passion, it's always doomed for failure. As a fan of this property since the 80's as a kid, bought the re-released special editions on VHS as a teen, and watched all the other shows and specials prior. I picked up the orginal trilogy again on DVD while deployed in Iraq where I also watched Episode 3 at as a gift from George Lucas to us. I was a big fan for decades with a number of friends and family who were too. I even introduced my partner to Star Wars who now loves only the originals and The Mandolorian, mostly just due to Grogu. Now I don't know anyone interested in any of this and that goes for men and women or physical traits. No Paul don't keep giving them this kind of attention, it doesn't deserve it. There's way better things out there that have already been made that are worth your time.
Good point about Cameron framing the exposition dump in an intense action scene! He does it differently under the bridge where Kyle begins "expositing" to Sara about life in the future and... Cameron jumps into a "show, don't tell" master class... and then back to Sara, asleep in Kyle's lap. Ye gods, Cameron was good!
Both Osha and Mae are the good guy. In the final episode, they will combine into a 25 foot tall lesbian with a lightsaber for a you-know-what. Then, all of the Jedi fall on their knees before her and chant "We're not worthy! We're dumb! We suck!" like Wayne and Garth in Wayne's World.
Well, Lesbye Scissorsland said this is gonna be "Kill Bill" meets "Frozen", but she forgot to mention that the level of writing is waaaaaay lower. Like under the Mariana Trench lower.
Thank you for the video. I have watched neither of these "not star wars" episodes and you have thus saved me a bit more of my sanity. Your takes are both informative and entertaining. If you find it in your heart to suffer through more of this dreck I will be most appreciative of your efforts. Peaceful Skies.
My feeling is that Indara is NOT dead since there wasn't any weight to her death. She was apparently 'killed' by an amateur she clearly outclassed. As I've opined to others, there was no funeral, no force ghost . . . none of the other Jedi seemed to 'sense' her passing. That whole bar fight seemed like a rehearsal or recruitment. And episode two . . . geez, a killer breaks into a Jedi temple, makes a failed attempt on a Jedi's life, a galaxy wide APB is placed, but still the killer is still free to skulk around the city without hiding. I could go on, but still . . .
The only pushback I offer is that Yoda had said that Qui-Gon was the first to learn the path to immortality (force ghost) since the Ancient Order of the Whills; so, Indara not being a force ghost is not an indication of anything because she did not have that ability. That and the writers for this shyte show are so bad that they wouldn't even have thought about force ghosts. I agree with the rest of what you said and that there was no weight to her death... hell, there was no weight to her life.
You actually think they are writing to make sense and logic...can you not see they don't care about such things..they dont follow any of the foundations of the Force set by George Lucas....so stop trying to reason... the show and the writing is terrible..pure garbage period.
You seem to assume that these writers give a shit. About anything. Possibly things like logic, common sense, or - god forbid - lore and canon. I will tell you now - they do not.
TY for the excellent and entertaining review! Love the impersonations and accents! Weird that they make Yord the Bad Cop since he was her friend at the academy.
Saving my viewing time for Star Wars: The Awakening where we realize that all of the previous movies were just a bad dream. It's a mystery movie where we get to figure out whether even the prequel series was part of that Sith induced hallucination.
I hope they do just kill Luke Skywalker. The contradiction with the events of The Last Jedi would just SHATTER the Canon to the point that no one would be able to argue about Disney Lore anymore.
Chato is right about the whole drive being to erase Luke Skywalker - it hadn't occurred to me but he's right. So, the next step will be to announce a Star Wars universe reset where the original films never happened (like with Marvel).
We've said it before. We'll say it again. There is Star Wars. There is Disney Wars, which some people are now calling Gay Wars. The two are separate entities. Once you actually understand that, it makes things so much easier. Simple fact is Star Wars was sealed into a vault in 2012. Any last remnants were sealed away in 2014 when Kathleen Kennedy announce that the Extend Universe, "never existed."
Disney Star Wars has become a master class in how not to write or in this case film a story. Please continue with your analysis of this series in the hopes future generations will learn to be better creators.
You’re gonna want to go through with it to the end because man… *it gets worse- and not the quirky kind of worse… I’m talking about “literally I’m done” type of worse*
I love how this video just ... ends. lol Like, "I couldn't finish this crap, ya'll. I'm so sorry. It was terrible. Let me know if you actually want me to finish these episodes in the future or if you're cool with me stopping when my eyes start to bleed from this nonsense." 😂
@@photocrazy2012 I have literally read fanfictions from 12 year olds which were better! Although the vocabulary was a bit on the smaller side, the story was still good.
Osha Violation splitting away from the group and finding the body first made no sense: The rest of the group were already on their way to that Jedi, and at least one of them knew the best route. How could she arrive first in a building she isn't familiar with? Absolute nonsense.
Perhaps, if they throw enough diversity and inclusion at the screen, we'll forget the less important things such as a decent story and likeable characters 😂
So far it’s an ok story with somewhat likable characters. But you didn’t noted because you were making a chart of people’s color so you can be offended while complaining about others being offended. 🤦♂️🙄
8:17 - Probably one of the most obscure Monty Python references I've ever seen. 23:16 - Oh, shit! Another one! With a visual reference this time! Paul, you mad lad. Cheers!
Paul, I am really enjoying your insightful breakdown of all of this insanity. More voices and accents, please! You infer that the writers (and others) are unconciously incompetent, while the top dogs like KK and LH are deliberate saboteurs. Please keep digging into this. What are their motives? How can the $ performance not force a change?
This is hilarious. Please continue your detailed episode breakdowns. I know that your sanity will probably take a hit by watching every episode, but we, your audience, will be thankful.
Drek 😂👌🏻! My late father used this word many times during my childhood. He was a very intelligent misanthrope, and I miss him dearly… Thanks for the memory 😉
These writers get off on fooling the audience, and since the whole twins thing was revealed early, there's really only two ways they could "subvert expectations". 1) The "good" one will be revealed to have been the "bad" one all along and visa versa or 2) Both of them will have been constantly swapping places and secretly working together because there is no good or bad. Ultimately, whatever the lead does, no matter how horrific, she will be justified.
We all know it's bad. Even generally neutral reviewers appear tired after watching it during their overview. Thanks for bringing into focus the actual purpose of the show: Vandalism They just don't want other people to have nice things.
There's a scene in The Book of Boba Fett, during the eye-rolling chase scene, where some characters are carrying a painting across the street. If you pause, you can clearly see it's a Ralph McQuarrie painting of Jabba from Return of the Jedi. BUT there's one difference. The original painting has Luke facing Jabba. This version was identical... but Luke was erased from the picture. They were basically saying the quiet part out loud and blatantly telling you their agenda. Definitely worth checking out if you haven't been cringing enough at Star Wars content lately.
@@tetsujin_144Then why not just do their own painting of Jabba? I see what you're saying but there's other paintings of Jabba they could have used. It seems pretty telling when they deliberately alter one to remove Luke.
Excellent VO performance, Chato! As a former VO director, I say: there's a career in this for you. I especially enjoyed the Mystery Men reference - Sphinx wisdom is the best.
TH-cam reactions like this video are the only entertainment value the Acolyte has.
You might like Little Platoon, Disparu and Let’s review crap writing!
I won’t watch the show, but I’ll listen to hours of hilarious reactions to it!
Never watched it, never will, but I'm loving the reviews xD
Agreed. I'm just looking forward to the glorious dumpster fire that will be episode 3!
@@4FunCycle I haven’t watched any Star Wars since the Phantom Menace but watching reviews of every idiotic Disney has done to SW is something I enjoy a lot! I don’t take kindly to “deconstructions” and “subversions” of my beloved OT and its heroes!
Chato: "The second episode was awful"
Episode 3: "Hold my green milk"
Can't wait for episode 3. I'm not going to watch it. Obviously. But the reviews are going to be epic.
👍🤣Just when you thought this series could not get any worse along comes episode 3!
Its going to be so funny when normies find out about the scissoring immaculate conception. The force is literally a female lady.
@@justyx846 same! 😂 Probably not the hype Disney was hoping for
If Disney can't be bothered to write a good story, I can't be bothered to watch it.
I thought this was a remake of *Start the Revolution Without Me.*
Ahem. A message from the "Activists of Diversity and Inclusion." ... "YOU WILL WATCH THIS BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T, THEN YOU ARE AN EVIL, SEXIST, RACIST, ISTAPHOBIC MEMBER OF THE PAY-TREE-ARCHIE! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THAT! AND IF YOU *DO* WATCH IT, YOU ARE STILL AN EVIL, SEXIST, RACIST ISTAPHOBIC MEMBER OF THE PAY-TREE-ARCHIE THAT HAS SEEN HOW EVIL YOU ARE AND MUST BE PUNISHED! SUBMIT FOR YOUR 'EDUCATION' AND PUNISHMENT! REEEE!!!"
I hope this was educational for you.
P.S. See note of "Master Torbin." That "evil Jedi" was a "member of the Pay-tree-archie," and drank poison for his guilt of being born. Don't you feel "educated"?
@@ThespianPrince13 I agree wholeheartedly. They have a near perfect opportunity to show the sith; all they have to do is write it well. Nope. It is garabge. What a waste.
The one bright side is the unending supply of material for these reviews and The Babylon Bee.
Couldn’t agree with you more
OMG please Chato do every episode of the acolyte like this. This was truly entertaining.
Thank you.
Yes, please, the next episode. And until the bitter end!
@@CallMeChato These reviews are the only entertaining thing about any of this.
but just the first bits of each episode, not the whole thing. I don't want you to hurt yourself.
I truly think I need to pay for this. It was simply awesome.
There's one think I will give Disney credit for, when they set out to ruin a franchise, they don't mess around.
i can tell that you are a deep thinger!
They’re shameless
Problem is they've done it to so many franchises. I worry about the upcoming Deadpool made under Disney's watch, and alien Romulus, haven't seen kingdom of the planet of the apes yet, another old franchise I am fond of, so don't know if they managed to ruin that, and as for Disney's version of Dr who the stories have been largely awful and the CGI looks like something from the dawn of CGI special effects. As someone who has watched who since 1963 I am struggling to watch that show too. Unfortunately films and series in a franchise that are bad tend to sour any fondness for the franchises as a whole.
@@kevinfisher489 Yes, I too am concerned about Deadpool. Big fan of the first two, (even though I'm not a Marvel fan and have only seen the Iron Man films).
I turned off Dr Who after 10 mins of episode one, (when the babies started explaininng what their jobs on the bridge were), I've been a fan since I saw Jon Pertwee in the 1970's. (With the exception of Colin Baker). But I'm not watching whatever this is.
Chato's voice over is spot on and infinitely more entertaining. I really appreciate how the twins managed to pick out the same wig or have the same hair style, while separated across galaxies.
I would have expected one of them to have half her head shaved at least. 😂
And remarkably they only live 1/2 hr apart!
@@gregsmith7949 Purple, green, blue or pink would be appropriate
When I was in 3rd grade, as a class project our teacher had us come up with an idea for a story, write a play script for it, and then produce and ultimately perform it at a school assembly. "Howie the Easter Bunny Goes To Hawaii" is what we came up with. It had a more intricate plot, more sophisticated dialogue, and a much more creative take on a legendary story than this utter dreck.
If only we had Howie's excellent vacation. Sounds leagues above this slop.
If Headland was a man, she'd be rotting in jail for being Harvey's accomplice.
Maybe she Is
Thank you for biting this bullet for us. Your sacrifice was not in vain.
This is, in fact, one of the greatest videos you've ever done, and we need more.
Lesbian Headlamps has shown us how to get ahead in Hollywood, know where the bodies are buried.
She's learning from the best at that: KK
He had to say the entire temple because otherwise Obi-Wan Cannoli would have only checked the cafeteria.
Might have found Pizza the Hutt there.
Leave Jedi Knight Ko Lesterol alone. He already checked the cafeteria twice.
@@newtpondskipper Jedi Master Awl Ukaneet, preeminent expert at Force Feed. He took the sacred Sanders Oath and hasn't left the cafeteria in 10 years.
This guy checking the entire temple? Fat chance...
Order 66 cheeseburgers
I want to see the fat Jedi jump around like Yoda. The Force is inclusive! 😂
You can never go wrong with a "Get Smart" reference.
I saw a YT video of someone "reviewing" (mocking) Ahsoka. They showed a clip of Ahsoka having a light saber fight and cut in a clip from Get Smart of the two guys fighting in super slow motion. That one caught me off guard and made me laugh for quite a while.
Star Wars isn't fun anymore.
For a show that was 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' it's now become 'Yesterday, just around the corner'.
All new Star Wars is PEEEEEEUUUUUSA as Jar Jar would say 😂
I miss good old Jar Jar
Where a paring knife is more dangerous than a light saber
@@weswolever7477 But Mae is a stronk powerful wahmyn
Former Harvey Weinstein Personal Assistant, Lesley Headland, knows nothing about Star Wars. That's why when they told her that every show has to go to Tatooine, she thought, Tattooin'.
Knows nothing about Star Wars, but was a hell of a pimp for Harvey. 😅
@@georgevaughn6486 Was? you think harvey is suddenly powerless....
@@georgevaughn6486 Leslye was..... the Acolyte to Harvey Weinstein the rapelord.
And she failed upwards after his fall
She also in real life has a long lost sister.
Are we getting the nihilism self inserting yet?
I noticed, in the interview including headland, and the series lead, headland touched the lead a couple of times, if it were a man, would be considered inappropriate. Ironic,as she is literally a Harvey Weinstein ‘acolyte’…. Ironic that she pretends to be all about strong woman characters, whilst drooling over her cast like a lecherous, studio head….. the woman is no less motivated by her reproductive parts than her former boss….
But Star Wars saved her life!
This is the most entertaining recap of this episode that I have seen. The character voices really add a lot to the highlights of the original show’s failings.
Yes please continue these breakdowns. The voices are hilarious
But Chato, who needs story when we have (echoing tone) LESBIANS IN SPACE!
We were way ahead of the curve in the 90s. We had Gaynaggers From Outer Space.
Girlboss with knife > Trained Jedi with Lightsaber. DUH!
Ah, tune in next week, when serious charges are brought against this weeks 'The Acolyte'. I miss the muppets.
but the lesbians are mostly robots according to them
When your 180 million dollar show is teetering dangerously close to being worse than Ice Pirates. ABORT! ABORT!
Chato, a well done explanation regarding the lack of writing skills in these episodes. A writer can only draw from their life experiences and what is seen and heard. When you have children that have lived in a vacuum their entire lives and work and play with equally shallow sycophants, this is what they will deliver.
I always think that past writers used to be diligent readers, while modern day writers are stuck on twitter or TikTok.
Hollywood dies when Gen-X fully retires. The subsequent generations did not experience the adversity required to create interesting material.
Follow this to the bitter end Paul. Save me the horror of watching it myself plus, I'll know I'll get a chuckle or two from your episode breakdowns! 😂
Agree! This was really fun to watch all the way thru.
O.M.G. This was a FABULOUS rendition and I certainly want more. The voice acting added a special something that I hope all viewers can appreciate... 20 out of 10!
Yesssss.. the tattoo scene felt ripped from her personal life.. even his response, "it doesn't matter what I think. It's about YOU" much like the show 😂
Dear Paul,
I thought the points of this series were
a) Headland giving the middle finger to her sister
b)Creating the ultimate lesbian fantasy of creating life with absolutely no male involvement.
Frank.
Sound pretty accurate to me. What's more, you did a better job telling a clear and compelling story in under a minute. Why aren't YOU hired to write for Lucasfilm? ... oh... duh. "Frank" = male. How stupid of me.
@@gryffen9608
Dear Gryffen,
Thank you kindly.
Frank.
Meditate on "an acolyte kills a jedi *without a weapon*". Real subtle symbolism.
So she also pulled a Lena Dunham on her sis?
Sad and deceived and misguided
Wow. The venom Paul displays for this one is just off the charts. :D Thanks for taking the "citrus spice potpourri" for us, Mr. C.
My Jedi intuition tells me Kathleen is a Sith who turned on her Master Lucas. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. She is trying to pull us all into the darkside.
Disney is indeed the Empire 😅
My intuition tells me that Lesbye Scissorsland the Acolyte is trying to prove that her mentor, the Emperor (Harvey) is actually the good guy, and the Jedi (everyone who isn't queer and diverse and knows what Harvey did) are the bad guys. And she's using this sophisticated gold covered turd to do it.
Her elevation to President of Lucasfilm has only shown the world that she knows nothing about making good movies and shows.
She needs to stay her butt in her office and give control to Favreau or some other capable writer and let them save the franchise.
OMG this makes George Lucas Jar Jar ... he unknowingly gave rise to the sith lord emperor!!!
@@ronpetersen2317 What a twist, more exciting than anything Disney is making now XD
"Vernestra sounds like a ..."
LMAO!
Chato's point about the lack of urgency is spot on. With all the Disney Star Wars shows there is just scene, after scene, after scene, after scene. I just can't get into any of them - completely boring.
Thank you - another great video!
Holy moly. Your voice acting is impeccable. Kudos!
"The Force has broadcast properties" I love listening to another authentic geek. Thanks, Paul.
Imagine killing off a franchise that can last 40 years.
Well, they are killing of the Disney Star Wars franchise. The OT IP will last forever.
You forgot the part where they spent 4 billion on it first, lol
@@sandman_says_runrunner4701 OT, PT, and EU ips
@@maxmazzotti6651 I agree on the EU... not so much on the PT.
The impressions are superb. More please
"thank god she doesn't need a general motors scanner with an OBD2 connector" 😂😂😂 there will probably be a droid named OBD2 at some point in this terrible era of star wars. "OBD2 scan the fuel injectors for the hyperdrive!!"
I can't interface with the O2 sensor!😂
Do they even care about the time period. Tech is supposed to get worse not better. Why would they be using humans to work outside ships at this point in time but 100 years later when the tech is stagnant, they have decide to use droids.
Even with the mistrust of droids they would still be using astromechs. They are using droid pilots, etc. Makes no bloody sense.
@@Plisken65
"Why not?"
"Because it's OBD1!"
/laugh track, end credits roll
Just reset the DTCs and send it...
I haven't watched the show (since I am not a masochist) but get a lot of entertainment from these roasts. Keep 'em coming, please!
“No one is having fun here”. Wrong! I was laughing out loud multiple times during your voice overs and play-by-play description 😂. Please keep it up!
This is the only possible way to watch Disney star wars without getting a brain bleed,thanks. 😅
Please continue until the very bitter end, we trust your opinion, and are very grateful of the time you sacrifice to inform us!
Torbin looks like Neil Patrick Harris with Scotch-taped facial hair.
Ha, ha, this is hilarious! Love the voice impersonations! The only redeeming feature of the Disney excrement they dare to put the "Star Wars" label on, is the entertainment we receive by seeing it shred into pieces. Keep up the good work.
One can only hope they destroy the franchise so badly they sell it to a company that can do it justice
I'm thinking sometimes... With something like a Gofundme, could all the real fans of Star Wars collect enough to buy it back? :o
All the way to the bitter end with the next one please Chato, this is excellent commentary thanks.
this guys hilarious, why am i having more fun laughing at this guys impressions than the actual show itself!? bravo good sir! XD
Thank you.
As I just explained to someone else, when your writing is rooted in malice and contempt, instead of love and passion, it's always doomed for failure. As a fan of this property since the 80's as a kid, bought the re-released special editions on VHS as a teen, and watched all the other shows and specials prior. I picked up the orginal trilogy again on DVD while deployed in Iraq where I also watched Episode 3 at as a gift from George Lucas to us. I was a big fan for decades with a number of friends and family who were too. I even introduced my partner to Star Wars who now loves only the originals and The Mandolorian, mostly just due to Grogu. Now I don't know anyone interested in any of this and that goes for men and women or physical traits. No Paul don't keep giving them this kind of attention, it doesn't deserve it. There's way better things out there that have already been made that are worth your time.
Good point about Cameron framing the exposition dump in an intense action scene! He does it differently under the bridge where Kyle begins "expositing" to Sara about life in the future and... Cameron jumps into a "show, don't tell" master class... and then back to Sara, asleep in Kyle's lap. Ye gods, Cameron was good!
"was" being the key word.
I like the Get Smart reference and your impersonations are on point!! ! Comedy gold!
Both Osha and Mae are the good guy. In the final episode, they will combine into a 25 foot tall lesbian with a lightsaber for a you-know-what. Then, all of the Jedi fall on their knees before her and chant "We're not worthy! We're dumb! We suck!" like Wayne and Garth in Wayne's World.
Then all the male Jedi die, and are immediately replaced with lesbians. The true wielders of the Force.
STRONK PWERFUL WAHMYN!
"NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION"! Man you had me rolling!😂
Well, Lesbye Scissorsland said this is gonna be "Kill Bill" meets "Frozen", but she forgot to mention that the level of writing is waaaaaay lower. Like under the Mariana Trench lower.
James Cameron really needs to get back down there and raise that bar.
Thank you for the video.
I have watched neither of these "not star wars" episodes and you have thus saved me a bit more of my sanity.
Your takes are both informative and entertaining. If you find it in your heart to suffer through more of this dreck I will be most appreciative of your efforts.
Peaceful Skies.
Remember those name placards you stuck to the door to your bedroom when you were a kid, "Torbin's Room"?
Your exposition and impersonations are golden.
It's a tough job slogging through this garbage, but oh! the tales you can tell.
My feeling is that Indara is NOT dead since there wasn't any weight to her death. She was apparently 'killed' by an amateur she clearly outclassed. As I've opined to others, there was no funeral, no force ghost . . . none of the other Jedi seemed to 'sense' her passing. That whole bar fight seemed like a rehearsal or recruitment. And episode two . . . geez, a killer breaks into a Jedi temple, makes a failed attempt on a Jedi's life, a galaxy wide APB is placed, but still the killer is still free to skulk around the city without hiding. I could go on, but still . . .
The only pushback I offer is that Yoda had said that Qui-Gon was the first to learn the path to immortality (force ghost) since the Ancient Order of the Whills; so, Indara not being a force ghost is not an indication of anything because she did not have that ability. That and the writers for this shyte show are so bad that they wouldn't even have thought about force ghosts.
I agree with the rest of what you said and that there was no weight to her death... hell, there was no weight to her life.
You actually think they are writing to make sense and logic...can you not see they don't care about such things..they dont follow any of the foundations of the Force set by George Lucas....so stop trying to reason... the show and the writing is terrible..pure garbage period.
You seem to assume that these writers give a shit. About anything. Possibly things like logic, common sense, or - god forbid - lore and canon. I will tell you now - they do not.
Those impressions over the running commentary were more entertaining than almost the entire heap of disney star wars content.
TY for the excellent and entertaining review! Love the impersonations and accents!
Weird that they make Yord the Bad Cop since he was her friend at the academy.
You forgot that she left knives lying all over the floor, and yet for some reason Olega doesn't notice those when he investigates.
The vacuum droids sucked them up I suppose
Can't spell jedi without D, E and I.
Why do you have to ruin everything?
@@WhatsTheTakeaway I'm no writer for Disney. Besides, they'll come and ruin all things you love.
@Serialfoxity haha sure they will...
*looks at Disney plus, Darth Vader yell*
nnnNNNNNOOOOOOOooooooo!
Saving my viewing time for Star Wars: The Awakening where we realize that all of the previous movies were just a bad dream. It's a mystery movie where we get to figure out whether even the prequel series was part of that Sith induced hallucination.
I hope they do just kill Luke Skywalker. The contradiction with the events of The Last Jedi would just SHATTER the Canon to the point that no one would be able to argue about Disney Lore anymore.
Chato is right about the whole drive being to erase Luke Skywalker - it hadn't occurred to me but he's right. So, the next step will be to announce a Star Wars universe reset where the original films never happened (like with Marvel).
Hope they do a Terminator Dark Fate.
We've said it before. We'll say it again. There is Star Wars. There is Disney Wars, which some people are now calling Gay Wars. The two are separate entities. Once you actually understand that, it makes things so much easier. Simple fact is Star Wars was sealed into a vault in 2012. Any last remnants were sealed away in 2014 when Kathleen Kennedy announce that the Extend Universe, "never existed."
How many times till people finally realize it's sabotage?
Yes, please continue with this! Very entertaining!
The Sphinx from Mystery Men! Amazing comparison, Paul ! =) OMG and Mawell Smart! You have me rolling with laughter!!!!! =D
Disney Star Wars has become a master class in how not to write or in this case film a story. Please continue with your analysis of this series in the hopes future generations will learn to be better creators.
Love this new format. Definitely more entertaining than The Acolyte itself.
I can Hardly wait to see your response to the third episode. The poo storm will be Epic! :D
You’re gonna want to go through with it to the end because man…
*it gets worse- and not the quirky kind of worse… I’m talking about “literally I’m done” type of worse*
Yes chato, continue this show. We all suffer together….like crabs in a bucket “No one leaves.”
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. LOVING The Monty Python reference.
There were two. "There's trouble down at the mill," and then the full fledged Spanish Inquistion.
His chief weapon is surprise.
@@reinotsurugi Surprise and fear. His TWO weapons are surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency. His THREE weapons are...
Best part of the episode!
I love how this video just ... ends. lol Like, "I couldn't finish this crap, ya'll. I'm so sorry. It was terrible. Let me know if you actually want me to finish these episodes in the future or if you're cool with me stopping when my eyes start to bleed from this nonsense." 😂
yes! more please Chato - including the brilliant accents
Please finish them through the end! I will never watch this show so I need to live vicariously through you to the end lol
I love you, Chato. Keep up the good work.
Same, I love him too, he's a rare one
"DO you believe in magic? in a young girl's heart..." 😂😂
Anyone else look at that title and miss Mara Jade?
Yeah, I miss Mara Jade.
I painfully agree with you
How Mara Jade was never a series in its own right boggles the mind. Imagine a show of her interacting with Luke Skywalker!😮
I even miss Jar Jar Binks.
Who?
Your impersonations were awesome. I'm so glad you did them. The only way I can watch the Acolyte is through people like you on TH-cam.
"You must kill the dream... with bad writing."
"But isn't that a weapon, Master?"
"Just kill the dream!"
He is referring to her the second one that is the dream version it only one sister doing both
"Pull the string, pull the string!"
I really enjoyed this. You should definitely do more.
Thank you! Will do!
You had me at “somnolent”.
"Why are you such an ***hole?" Lol, I love the accents Paul. Also you adlib dialog is killing it, some much better than original lines.
Star Wars holiday special you are forgiven
Even that painful scene with the Imperial officer in the shop of the guy played by Art Carney, yes…
Agree! Star Wars Holiday Special was not this devoid of a plot and character… a 12 year old can write better 😅
@@photocrazy2012 I have literally read fanfictions from 12 year olds which were better! Although the vocabulary was a bit on the smaller side, the story was still good.
Please continue doing this kind of videos for the remaining chapters, they are muuuuch more fun that the actual thing :)
Osha Violation splitting away from the group and finding the body first made no sense: The rest of the group were already on their way to that Jedi, and at least one of them knew the best route. How could she arrive first in a building she isn't familiar with? Absolute nonsense.
I did, in fact, NOT expect the Spanish Inquisition! Well played, Chato!
Perhaps, if they throw enough diversity and inclusion at the screen, we'll forget the less important things such as a decent story and likeable characters 😂
So far it’s an ok story with somewhat likable characters. But you didn’t noted because you were making a chart of people’s color so you can be offended while complaining about others being offended. 🤦♂️🙄
@@brianjungen4059You had to make a lot of assumptions, there 🤣
@@FatNorthernBigot not really.
@@brianjungen4059 You sound triggered. Disney literally screams that is what they're doing, but it's us making the charts? Ok buddy.
@@rucker69 trust me I’m not triggered. You seem to be though.
8:17 - Probably one of the most obscure Monty Python references I've ever seen. 23:16 - Oh, shit! Another one! With a visual reference this time! Paul, you mad lad. Cheers!
Yes as much as it may pain you, your experienced view of the situation going on with this show is wanted. Please continue.
Paul, I am really enjoying your insightful breakdown of all of this insanity. More voices and accents, please! You infer that the writers (and others) are unconciously incompetent, while the top dogs like KK and LH are deliberate saboteurs. Please keep digging into this. What are their motives? How can the $ performance not force a change?
This is hilarious. Please continue your detailed episode breakdowns. I know that your sanity will probably take a hit by watching every episode, but we, your audience, will be thankful.
Drek 😂👌🏻! My late father used this word many times during my childhood. He was a very intelligent misanthrope, and I miss him dearly…
Thanks for the memory 😉
These writers get off on fooling the audience, and since the whole twins thing was revealed early, there's really only two ways they could "subvert expectations". 1) The "good" one will be revealed to have been the "bad" one all along and visa versa or 2) Both of them will have been constantly swapping places and secretly working together because there is no good or bad. Ultimately, whatever the lead does, no matter how horrific, she will be justified.
I think you give these "writers" too much credit.
Bitter End please maestro. We need a digital record of the murder of hope, right to the end, for the final forensics of accounting
We all know it's bad.
Even generally neutral reviewers appear tired after watching it during their overview.
Thanks for bringing into focus the actual purpose of the show: Vandalism
They just don't want other people to have nice things.
There's a scene in The Book of Boba Fett, during the eye-rolling chase scene, where some characters are carrying a painting across the street. If you pause, you can clearly see it's a Ralph McQuarrie painting of Jabba from Return of the Jedi. BUT there's one difference. The original painting has Luke facing Jabba. This version was identical... but Luke was erased from the picture. They were basically saying the quiet part out loud and blatantly telling you their agenda. Definitely worth checking out if you haven't been cringing enough at Star Wars content lately.
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That or, you know, it didn't really make sense in-universe to have a painting of Luke in the scene with Jabba
@@tetsujin_144Then why not just do their own painting of Jabba? I see what you're saying but there's other paintings of Jabba they could have used. It seems pretty telling when they deliberately alter one to remove Luke.
I definitely want to see you break down episode 3, Mr. Chato!
This is the only way to watch this series.. Please do all the episodes.
Excellent VO performance, Chato! As a former VO director, I say: there's a career in this for you. I especially enjoyed the Mystery Men reference - Sphinx wisdom is the best.
Hi. I'm a Dennis on the Internet.
I to am a dentist on the internet.
We are all Dennis
And I am Son of Dennis.
Dennis Here
I don't recall ever meeting a Dennis irl, I shall meditate on this.
Thanks!
Thanks. I’ll put it to good use.
I live in Las Vegas, this channel is the cheapest entertainment I have 🎉
This is the most absurd Disney Star Wars project yet. It's almost like they are doing everything in their power to mock the fans.
It certainly appears like it? They’re only damaging their own careers by pumping out this amateurish drivel
Paul, I'm afraid even your inimitable sense of humour cannot make this show feel less turgid. But thanks for the effort!
they do not write stories for the fans, but for themselves
Thanks
Thanks so much. You are very kind.