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I've mixed video ideas to make a long video. It would have been Jeremy Clarkson using a hammer and Top Gear and Grand Tour stars use guns/weapons. chainsaws and tools are considered weapons in the case so don't judge me.
“Ya can’t garden with a shotgun”
“It has ceased to exist”
Dont touch the shed tho
Look what you have done to my BLOODY SHED MAN
What episode is that?
@@lugdame5165 it'll buffer out
@@funkmantim2661 oof lul
Never give
Jeremy: an automatic
James: a sniper rifle
Richard: a car that goes more than 250 mph
The reason why Jeremy can't shoot is because : He's right handed, but left eyed.
So he shoot from his left side.
Jeremy: A hammer
Do you mean a semi-automatic?
Net597 you can shoot like that perfectly fine it’s just the hot casings hit his arm.
@@nekro6897 yeah but he's Jeremy Clarkson.
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one
Wise
and now ye're goin be macheted to deth innit
@@Lucc7538 A bit rewd innit?
@@bronzejourney5784 if a bit schtewpid
@@bronzejourney5784 oi mate you got a license to get stabbed?
Because of this video I now recognize the distinct sound of hammer on plastic
And, well, everything.
Gangsta
its nuclear
And the distinct singing sound of a machete on a tree.
Tried it with my friend and i could definitely differentiate the sound of it from the sound of hitting it with people in my basement.
0:45 love how James has a machete on standby just in case Jeremy will try to wake him up
“The man who sleeps with a machete is crazy every night but one”
best part is how Jeremy is calmly saying gibberish while James is holding a machete infront of him
@@techno1561 ah really? All I heard was "don't do that, what we've done Jaems ish we'v accidentry ~~~~~~ on a roor"
because he knows what his colleagues are like
He kinda looked like Rambo.
Hammond: JAMES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
May: Shooting at Clarkson!
Hammond: HE'S ON OUR SIDE!
May: Yeah but why wouldn't you shoot him?
Hammond: Good point, FIRE!
@Ethan Udell Yes, and it was funny.
@Ethan Udell I don't think you understand how TH-cam comments work.
thanks, couldn't hear what may talks
@Ethan Udell If that was the case, Mr. Udell, then tell me. Why are you here?
Order 66 be like
3:30 most powerful sentence I've ever heard
What episode is this from? I've never seen it haha
@@blu4689 Legend! Thank you 🙌🏻
@@blu4689 what's the you know show called?
@@yourfavoritepot6285 Top gear!
@@blu4689 it's on netflix?
0:47 May looking like a middle age British Rambo
Existential crisis Rambo
@@supernoloo7757 isn't that just Rambo though?
@@theultrakid6715 dam your right
Well then.
@@theultrakid6715 that's PTSD rambo
0:44 The normality in his movement while he pulls out a machete while looking into JC and RH’s souls made my stomach hurt from laughing too much
James is the best bloke aye?
It's missing the best one. When James and Jeremy launch a cruise missile to destroy Hammond's prepper van.
Probably not a cruise missile lol more like a rocket or ATGM
@@bruensal7182 🤷🏼♂️
You mean when they used a Royal Navy destroyers cannon not a bloody cruise missile lol
@@tomsoki5738 I rewatched that episode last week. It was a 4.5-inch Mark 8 naval gun.
Why didn't they use a nuclear bomb
My favorite quote of all time
“You can’t garden with a shotgun.”
-Richard Hammond
"It has ceased to exist"
-Jeremy Clarkson
"I'd rather he had a hammer"
~ Richard Hammond
"Is that a hoe?"
~ James May
0:55 sound of machete chopping away
"ding, ding, ding, ding, ding"
James: "Dis machetes r pretty hopeless"
3:47
Hammond:"You can't garden with a shotgun"
Clarkson: "Shotgun go chun chun"
*BLAM*
I don’t think he said something so stupid
Jeremy: "but it has ceased, to exist!"
Rdr2 vibes
5:15 This episode of The Grand Tour is just proof that we'll watch literally anything with these three in.
The Grand Tour wasn't great. Especially the first season.
@@911gpd i liked this episode quite a bit
@@incompetencelogistics8924 so did I
which episode
is that
I do have to admit, Jeremy handles the recoil of automatic weapons surprisingly well
Did you see him with the glock tho hahahah
They're fake firearms.
@@punkotaku9906 ReAlLy
shy neko how
@@punkotaku9906 not all of them. Can't replicate the motion of recoil, most notably Jeremy lying down in the back of that SUV with what sounded like a 5.56 or maybe 9mm automatic - even with blanks, you're not gonna replicate that motion. Although the tree falling over was faked, that'd take hours with the rifle he had...
Several of those were, in fact, real. (And I'm not just talking out my ass here, I own firearms and have considerable experience with them. Certainly enough to know, that the human body cannot move like that of its own volition.)
Basically, watch for effects of recoil. If none, fake gun; if recoil, ie. Jeremy with the machine gun and at least one of the shotguns; or, Richard with the pistol shooting at Stig targets, those were real. The AK's and what looked like an AR15 at one point, given that the guys' bodies never so much as flinched from the recoil, weren't real.
0:16 “Warning: the slayer has entered the facility”
"Warning : BFG 10000 is firing."
Warning: JC has infiltrated the studio
OH NOO
The only thing they fear, is american cars
0:45 the definition of waking up and choosing violence
Underated comment
2:15 imperial system in a nutshell
U get 0.5 respect
Would have been 1 but ur pfp deducted 0.5
how many hammers is that
@@WaabStudios 4 and a half hammers = 17.3 screwdrivers
Lmao was just about to say that
@@aladontheinternet6363 why'd you deduct points for Nagatoro
*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN* - A N G E R E Y James May.
They have cease to exist
A lad on the internet yes I am very aware of that.
@@brskywalker14 oliver is best car
Rage May
amgy
I always imagined if we introduced cars to cavemen it’d look like this
And guns.
So what's the conlcusion? Riiight, we still are cavemen! XD
No seriously. We changed a bit since we as species evolved, got a little better at speaking and learning, but basically we are the same violent brutes who slayed their fellow hominides 40k years ago.
@@thomaskositzki9424 okay, and?
@@LordVader1094 Nothing and.
@@thomaskositzki9424 so the good ending to war hammer 40k
"it's 4 and a half hammers across"
only Jeremy would measure something with hammers.
Indeed
It's not any worse than feet.
Americans and the british are so similiar...
@@davitdavid7165 Well, I mean, us Americans are basically Brits that got mad and left, so yes
Is he American?
1:21 i love how may and hammond have aks but clarkson just has a fucking 50 cal
Every time I see that clip, I wonder who thought it was a good idea to give Clarkson that kind of stuff
May gets an ak, Hammond gets an rpk, and Clarkson gets a 50 cal. Who in their right mind gives one of them a gun let alone all 3 at one time
@@JetFalcon710
You can tell the AKs arent real as the impacts don’t remain, and the hammer drops twice whenever his mag is dry
@@simulacra7885 yeah all fake. They could’ve just come to America and done the real thing :(
"Came for the cars, stayed for these awesome bastards" - Old Top Gear Fans
CHM Trio fans
Clarkson, May, Hammond compilations have become their own youtube category
@@James_489 thanks for correcting
James: AK
Richard: AK
Jeremy: *MA DUECE*
It just goes to show how American Clarkson really is....
@@spygaming1204 Yeah lol, he may deny it but he too is one of us
I love how stupid James looks in that thing
2:06
Does look fun though
@@cloudstrife1983 imagine having a race in those
What episode is it from?
@@alessandrowda the TG UK vs TG Germany, dont know what Season/episode
LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!
"I've had this bomb"
"That'll buff out."
“What time is this program on?!”
@@ryanmann1416 "Is it ten o'clock? Is it ten o'clock on BBC 2?!"
English man uses American measuring system for the first time (1956 colorized)
2:15
No, its not measured in bald eagles or random parts of the human anatomy
@@blastoid37 and football fields
@@camelback5924 and hotdogs
I thought the imperial system was british.
@@duck1351 It was, but then we (kind of) grew out of it
3:21 best Hammond scene so far
2:06 THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
"LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!"
"That'll buff out"
Its hard to argue with his assessment
There has never been anything in the history of the universe that has gone through more abuse than James' shed
Boys: Never under any circumstances hit below the belt
Girls: 3:30
😂
Unless they are annoying
@@beacher50_ no. Never below the belt. Under any circumstances.
This is kinda true tbh, guys may have a sense of honor but girls will go straight for the eyes. Generally, I wouldn't recommend fighting a girl
The clip of James waking up with his machete is still one of the funniest things ever
Not the exhaust manifold.
As a member of the elite, I understand and aprove
@@nasen2727 unfortunately im still a pleb and i dont get it
@@VegitoBlueYT BTW, by " elite " I mean the "top gear fans elite" so don't take it the wrong way
If you don't get it, it's a reference to the top gear Africa special when Jeremy tries to fix his exhaust manifold with a hammer, it's a very funny scene
@@VegitoBlueYT In an attempt to fix his erratic fly-by-wire throttle Clarkson gave his car some percussive maintenance with a hammer. Since his throttle was electronic he aimed to hit anything that was part of the engine management system. He then struck the exhaust manifold which usually doesn't contain any electronic component, let alone one which would case a throttle problem.
Simply beautiful
0:44 me every time i hear something downstairs
Same
I would just fugging walk out with a browning 1919
2:36 i find hammond empty a clip out of a 100k porsche incrediby badass, like he is so sort of spec ops pro , lol
Why isn't there the clip from the Arctic journey when James May looked directly into the muzzle of a 12 gauge to check if it was loaded?
Jesus Christ. Don’t give a gun to someone from a country where they have no gun rights.
@@dangerousfreedom5340 _Hands them a fully automatic MP5 which isn't even legal anywhere in the states_
Dangerous Freedom it was a joke
@@dangerousfreedom5340 they is no such thing as gun right also you can own a fire arm in Britain they just have strict rules like we have in NZ but ours got really fucking strict after the Christchurch shooting
@@AlexWithington I got my AR the day of the shooting I didn't even get to shoot the fucking thing AND IT SET ME BACK FOUR GRAND
5:49 the most iconic car chase ever
2:43 Up till this point, I have never seen anyone attempt a drive-by in a Mercedes, but now I think we need more drive-bys in Mercedes.
Ever heard of the Albanian Mafia?
"Why are you shooting at Jeremy he's on our side"
"Yeah but why wouldn't you"
"You're right, fire"
“You can’t garden with a shotgun.” America: Bet
Im still wondering how he managed to mow down a tree with an mp 5.
@@NotMeTF he didn't lol
@Chris George wow, I've always wondered if Canada deals the same with weapons as the states
@Chris George okay, does that mean you can just buy and take guns everywhere without just like in america (I'm European so as far as I know that's how it is)
@Chris George oh damn I thought you could wear an ak 47 to the store or something, not shown but concealed (I've heard this term somewhere so I thought it meant not showing the gun off). But you can have any weapon in your car without registration, right?
The thing about Clarkson shooting you is that you are perfectly safe... as long as you stand right in front of the target. - Verse 8 from the Gospel of Jesus May.
In reality, he's a pretty good shot, all three of them are.
The Grand Tour Auto. TGTA. Better driving and shooting physics than any prior GTA game.
I love how Jeremy’s solution to everything is a hammer
Also 6.2 L V8
Except for when it's a gun.
"James, Jeremy has set fire to a skier!!"
"What else is electrical in here?"
"Not the exhaust manifold"
Such an underrated scene hahahah
3:46 How Americans garden.
EMAW1205 your not that far off
@@calekiefer1273 I know I’m American.
THEY HAVE CEASED TO EXIST
Can confirm
Damn right
The look of absolute terror and fear on Hammonds face when Jeremy and James started breaking their cars with hammers!😂 poor Oliver!🤣
3:31 use me as a replay button
0:22 and just like that, the first youtube play button was created
Lol
5:46 Ghost Recon Wildlands looking different here
When modding went to far
5:09 This shot with James goes so hard tho
"it's a car show"
1:46 that SPAM didn't have a chance
After years of watching them I've come down to this,
Either...
Clarkson is a Chaotic Good
Hammond is Chaotic Neutral
And May is Chaotic Evil
Or they're all just Chaotic Neutral
nah I feel like clarkson is chaotic evil, may is chaotic neutral and hammond is chaotic good
Clarkson is the Chaotic Evil, May is Neutral with a temper whenever Clarkson is involved, 3 guesses why, and Hammond is the chaotic good one, with a heaping tablespoon of prankster in the mix for flavor.
Clarkson in my opinion is Chaotic Evil Hammond is Chaotic Neutral and May is Chaotic Evil.
@@davidstrife165 James may is def Chaotic evil no man that wakes up with a Machete in hand is Chaotic neutral.
@@Packle. any man that regularly interacts with Clarkson will sleep with a machete in their hand if they're gonna camp with Clarkson
Friend: I've never seen an episode of top gear before. What's it about?
Me: cars
Top gear: ....
I forgot that their show always felt like a really good sitcom
1:11 “Ready!”
3:30 circumsisions in america b like
2:39 Ngl I didn't expect Richard to be as good as he was with that m&p. I respect him a whole lot more as a result lol
Is no-one gonna question how they keep finding guns everywhere?
i can only say theres a reason the stig stays masked during his operations
I love how they say Richard is the most American, yet Jeremy seems to be the most experienced (and enthusiastic) with guns.
I’ve just now realized these men are extremely dangerous, almost exclusively due to incompetence.
Just now?
@@rednovember2205 well not JUST now. But a month ago, yes.
@@WhenToastersAttack Understandable
I don’t know why 2:21 is so funny to me lmao
“It’s nuclear”
0:50 Jeremy casually scolding a sleep deprived, machete armed James just sends me every time
Does anyone else say "Not the exhaust manifold" along with James and Richard. I can't help myself
I’ve never understood why they say that, but it is fun to say it with them.
2:38 was that really Hammond? Other than gripping the handgun a little low (adding to the muzzle flip you see) his technique is surprisingly good! Who ever they had on set to teach them did a great job!
I mean hammond is an American so it checks.
My dad's a mechanic and a hunter, and it's hilarious watching them try to do something my dad's very good at!
So neither of those things?
Tody on weapon gear
I use an MP5
Hammond uses a hammer
And James wakes up with a machete
0:56
Mining obsidian like
@4:18 "There's a man on fire" - in-joke, since that's the stuntman Jim Dowdall, who's autobiography is literally called "Man On Fire"
"It's nuclear." Says Jeremy as he whacks it with a hammer.
At least it's not James trying to set off a nuclear missile with a lighter.
3:54
"Helo me friends, this is FPS Russia again, and today, we are going to blow some shit up"
James coming out of his tent with a machete must still be my favourite scene from the show
4:35 i love how slowly the tree falls over lmao
3:27 makes my google assistant open
3:09 Still makes me laugh and will continue to do so until I die
The important thing to remember about Jeremy’s shooting is: you are perfectly safe just as long as you stand right in front of the target.
Jeremy Clarkson quite literally missed the broad side of a barn with a Browning M2.
I am glad you put hammer in the video title, instead of grouping it with weapons. The hammer is too iconic for these guys
2:46
This puts a smile on my face.
Hammond saying “mm are you?” In James’ voice is perfection
Thor: I can't beat her without my Hammer.
Odin: Are you Thor, god of hammers?
Clarkson: He isn't, but I am!
(Pulls a repaired Mjolnir out of nowhere)
Clarkson: *I AM THE LORD OF HELLFIRE!*
Odin and Thor: (%_o) (%_O)
Jeremy Clarkson: Can't hit the door of a building with a heavy machine gun
Also Jeremy Clarkson: Fells a goddamned tree with a submachinegun
"You can't garden with a shotgun."
America disagrees.
Well, yeah. You’re telling me other countries don’t have a shotgun or shotguns specifically for gardening? Sounds boring.
@@demarc9971 Yeah why would you use a seed spreader when you can just pour it down the barrel of a 12-gauge Grassgun then Point, Aim, BAM! HOA approved lawn.
ZeruS117 or a rifle with a can cannon
Top Ground Gear Force was the best thing ever! “Look what you’ve done to my bloody shed, man!!!” James, was very angry. 😂
1:53 why does Hammond look like a young version of an old Al Pacino
He looks more like a small Robert Downey Jr.
I’d say he looks like Al Pacino in 1995’s Heat
Not going to lie, I love how insanely good Hammond is with a pistol
3:31 I'm not a teen fangirl bit Hammond is absolutely adorable and innocent
Today on bottom gear
Clarckson smokes a big bloody joint mate
May fails to kill
And Hammond shoots the queen of england
2:20
There's something so funny about how it does fuck all damage and then you just hear Jeremy from a distance "it's nuclear"
4:39 looks like Jeremy doesn't know how to fire a MP5
Let alone on full auto
All 3 are just living legends. Best Trio on earth
Never thought I would see a paintball gun classified as a weapon
May with a smoking RPG. Awesome.
“How to build a car”
**proceeds to bash it in with a hammer**
“It’s broken
When I first saw Clarkson with the chainsaw I thought Hammond really really pissed him off 0:15. XD LMAO
But then there’s the question: why is there a shotgun in the studio in the first place?
Idk
3:30 my favorite moment In this
These guys using weapons has to be the most anxious thing you could ever watch