The Hobbit (2013) - Battle of the five Armies - Part 1 - Only Action [4K] (Directors Cut)

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  • And now for the big battles!
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  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10454

    3:25 To this day, I just...I can't even. WHAT?
    Elves, the WHOLE idea of that formation is to take the brunt of the charge. Pinning the enemy in place, allowing an easily outflank. Phalanx formations have been doing it since antiquity. It's like that for the same reason shields are broad and heavy armor is thick - to take the hit. By jumping over it, you merely demonstrate incompetence. And probably get some of your own number skewered on Dwarven spears in the places where it becomes a crush.
    I can't help but imagine the Dwarven officer's grunt of frustration at 3:42, because they now have to break their own phalanx in order to charge forwards and join the melee...with spears. Probably losing more soldiers, trying to save the Elves from themselves and their inexperience.
    **Edit** - Imagine you're watching a gritty war film on the Second Battle of Fallujah. And during the climax of the film, the music swells, and the soldiers charge out of their positions to run across an open courtyard to start clubbing the enemy with their rifles. And rather than simply shoot them, the enemy do the same, getting up and having a melee, for seemingly no reason. Then the tank crews do it. Followed by the helicopter pilots, who land their vehicles, dismount, and get stuck in with fisticuffs.
    It's not played for comedy. The Hans Zimmer music is blasting. And the director is filming this completely straight. Expecting it to look epic.
    But all it does is shine a spotlight on the directors lack of understanding. Lack of even preliminary research. And it makes the characters (particularly the losing characters) look like fools. THAT is the Battle of the Five Armies.

    • @IgorZhovArt
      @IgorZhovArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

      Yeah, same thing with the stupid Holywood idea, when all archers releasing arrows at the same time. Its like yeah lets waste our best skirmish weapon by shooting in volley so the enemy know when to rise the shields and take cover. And they do this in every damn movie

    • @charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956
      @charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      I have found a stray womble

    • @ButterstulleChris
      @ButterstulleChris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Time for a Lord of the Rings Bullshittery?

    • @blackmage665
      @blackmage665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Ah I see you were also brought here today, nice. To be fair, I imagine Thranduil's call was something like "Don't let those dwarf fucks outdo us, rush the orcs!" But also, the battle direction is really bad and silly.

    • @klemensk8776
      @klemensk8776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      Womble apparently you don't get warfare, it's all about how epic you look while your fighting.
      When you do something epic, everything will turn slow motion, giving you valuable time to assess the situation.
      I mean if not that, than why wouldn't they fall back into erebor and dale or fall back to the high ground instead of charging an outnumbering opponent on a plane fucking field!

  • @rolyreyes5097
    @rolyreyes5097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12527

    You gotta give it to the Dwarves. Their anti-arrows defense is on another level...

    • @lappansommer546
      @lappansommer546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

      Lucky that the elves are dumb enough to fire a volley rather than just expending the same arrows in a withering rain. Even luckier that having seen it spectactularly fail once they immediately repeat the same mistake.

    • @Johnny12575
      @Johnny12575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      To be fair, the dwarves had too much plot armor to make not only such a ballista possible, but also have the elves be stupid enough to fire simultaneously two times instead of making a ranked volley, simply to make their ballistas effective.
      I mean, I am a fan of the dwarves but the whole scene was too set to make them look good

    • @georgecampit4461
      @georgecampit4461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Why are these elves not as quick as Legolas.... Something wrong in there!

    • @jemmarponcetubio9148
      @jemmarponcetubio9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lappansommer546 0

    • @samtrotter7177
      @samtrotter7177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *are

  • @Skyrain315
    @Skyrain315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5151

    "Don't you think it'd be better to wait till they kill each other? "
    "Nah, send them out. It's gonna look epic."

    • @FckPooTN
      @FckPooTN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      Also: "let's jump over the dwarfen shield wall for 0 reason so the orcs can push us back into the dwarfen spears"
      200 iq battle tactics!!

    • @nandra4974
      @nandra4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      LMAO

    • @darthnihilus9502
      @darthnihilus9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes that's what I was telling everyone

    • @chikntaco7988
      @chikntaco7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@FckPooTN they survived the jump and were fighting, the wall opened up and joined them in battle right after their jump. They broke the tide. It wasnt a complete waste

    • @wanda6376
      @wanda6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo 💀

  • @pirateninja5735
    @pirateninja5735 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    I love how quickly the elves and dwarves teamed up against the orcs despite just now starting a battle

    • @KiraYagami-kz4th
      @KiraYagami-kz4th 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      What about side by side with a friend?

    • @sussyb1471
      @sussyb1471 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      The orc general is so stupid... He could have waited for both the Dwarves and Elves to destroy each other first then attack...

    • @finiteee
      @finiteee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@sussyb1471 fax

    • @Yeahimman32
      @Yeahimman32 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@sussyb1471the rules of cool comes first

    • @kelvincostner7775
      @kelvincostner7775 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They just warming up

  • @wjosephusw
    @wjosephusw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Elves are like, "No, orcs, only we get to bully dwarves. Fuck off."

  • @alejandrobasaldua5930
    @alejandrobasaldua5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3558

    Sun Tzu writes "The Art of War" in 500 BC.
    People in 501 BC:

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hahaha underrated comment 🤣

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @Carter Johnson After. When going B.C. you go backwards. 500 B.C is one year after 501 B.C.

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@vaterix4202 no thats wrong. B.C. dates work backwards the closer you move towards the future.

    • @shiblyalrahaman1425
      @shiblyalrahaman1425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@vaterix4202 499 B.C. is after 500 B.C. He is referring to people before Sun Tzu so that's 501 B.C., meaning that before the writing of the Art of War, people did not know how to fight, like in this Lord of the Rings scene. Terrible battle tactics.

    • @LandJYT
      @LandJYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      imnot you you are an absolute thicko

  • @kelaarin
    @kelaarin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    2:47 "The hordes of hell are upon us!"
    Dwarves: run to form defensive shield line.
    Elves: line up for epic hair commercial.

    • @yoinkerman8524
      @yoinkerman8524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Gotta have the upper hand with the flowing hair

    • @SandyHolmes0001
      @SandyHolmes0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ongeeargos3621
      @ongeeargos3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah just like Favio in old spice !

    • @JK-xy7ci
      @JK-xy7ci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, I thought it too.

    • @TheRapGeneral1
      @TheRapGeneral1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      3:20 bolton pike wall

  • @ShogunV
    @ShogunV ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "shield walls are formed so we can look cool while jumping over them" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @Yaboi-if8bw
      @Yaboi-if8bw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot. And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!" Soldier, TF2

  • @maximecaie3555
    @maximecaie3555 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    The dwarves are so brave in this scene when the orcs arrive. No questions asked, they go straight to their death to deal with the Mordor army. God I love them

    • @Rob-Benny-Hill
      @Rob-Benny-Hill 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Would have been two choices. Death standing and fighting, or death kneeling and begging.

    • @firingallcylinders2949
      @firingallcylinders2949 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I wish we could've gotten to see more of them in combat. Too bad the OT we only see Gimli.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The dwarves wanted the first taste of orc blood and I love it.

    • @AlliedDante
      @AlliedDante 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      This is not a Mordor army though.

    • @alfonsogabrielronquillo9915
      @alfonsogabrielronquillo9915 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Pls don't misuse he Lord's name by just saying it for exclamation or with a curse word, Exodus 20 7 says that we shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain (in emptiness, worthlessly or to no good purpose), that he will not hold guiltless any one who take his name in vain. May peace and God's blessings be with you all and remember I and God love you all! Repent of your sins and turn to God, believe in Christ with all your heart, that he died for our sins and God raised him up again, put your faith and trust in him and not on our works because no matter how many good works we do those alone won't save us but remember that faith without works is dead faith. Live a new life for God, for Christ, TGBTG! ( To God Be The Glory).Romans 3 23 says that everyone has sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and Romans 6 23 says that the wages of sin is death (hell). Let's spread the Gospel with love for God and for others, sorry because this is a lil bit out of topic😅, love ya guys.

  • @cheekloins4126
    @cheekloins4126 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    I love how shocked the elves get when suffering losses. The notion of death is so unnatural to them, they know every loss could have been avoided.

    • @benramon6287
      @benramon6287 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      well those elves are all older than everyone on the battlefield so they knew them for hundreds of years... ugh this is annoying to see peopl comment without even bein a fan of the lore idiots actually say much but hear little

    • @MetalCharlo
      @MetalCharlo ปีที่แล้ว +487

      @@benramon6287 People aren't idiots for not knowing the details of a fucking fictional world.

    • @user-ly6mf5bs7g
      @user-ly6mf5bs7g ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@MetalCharlo Agreed.

    • @osa236harca6
      @osa236harca6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benramon6287 sheesh wonder why it took so much time for these to get new fans, nasty as an orc are you?

    • @Icebearded
      @Icebearded ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@benramon6287 I bet you felt so supperior writing this.

  • @tokomo4
    @tokomo4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12205

    Imagine living for thousands of years and dying by being rammed by a goat with a short hairy person riding it. Glorious.

    • @Lucifer-we5mc
      @Lucifer-we5mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Wait are they immortal in there youth or just immortal in jeneral

    • @tokomo4
      @tokomo4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +611

      @@Lucifer-we5mc I believe that the elves are immortal as long as they don't get killed. So they have an immortal natural life, but they can be killed by others.

    • @TanHoang-dz9lh
      @TanHoang-dz9lh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@tokomo4 even when they're killed, their souls will be reborn into a new bodies

    • @efaristi9737
      @efaristi9737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@Lucifer-we5mc immortals in general in fact, the Elves last as long as the world lasts. But their bodies can be destroyed and they are reborn in Aman, the Blessed Country, from which they can never leave. So it's as if they disappear forever from the world. I do not know how the Dark Elves take the fact of being stuck there but I think they should not be happier.

    • @ButterBoyism
      @ButterBoyism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      To be honest of all the "good" races of Tolkien, the godlike beings not included, the dwarves are the one I'd be most afraid of fighting. While individual elves are far superior to dwarves, the dwarves in general are a very physically powerful race that's been forced into a warlike culture and who has the most difficult towns to conquer.
      Wanna beat humans? Level their towns and fields.
      Wanna beat the elves? Burn that forest.
      Wanna beat dwarves? Now.. How the shit do we dismantle a mountain while having an army of tiny roided dudes fighting in cohesive units sallying out. (this especially holds true for the movie version, since the unit formations presented by the dwarves are VASTLY superior to anything both elves and men present. The typical elven formation we see seems to have a focus on mobility and skirmish power, while the dwarven legions seems to have a massive focus on tactical flexibility, to clarify they show technologically advanced field artillery, roman like formations made up of infantry fully armored and with tower shields. An army like that would be nigh on impossible to beat for the typical elven or human armies we've seen in all the movies combined. Bows are typically useless against full armour, especially when said armour is accompanied by tower shields used in unison. All a dwarven army would have to do in a field battle would be to hold their ground and wait for the enemy to run out of arrows, a charge is unlikely due to the combination of their stature, shields and spears and even if anyone were to do so - they'd die.)
      Edit: It's heater shields, my bad!

  • @stephenleng426
    @stephenleng426 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    This has got to be the most satisfying and frustrating battle sequence throughout Jackson's adaptations, from a tactical and C2 perspective. The "twirlie-whirlie" countertactic employed by the dwarves was ingenious (artillery whose only doctrinal shortfall would be its niche operational utility), and then - although captured in only a few seconds - the column formations dynamically taken by the elves to "herd" the dwarven cavalry charge into a spear enclosure has me thinking of the Battle of Zama, 202 BC. The way the elves immediately begin to interoperate with the dwarves by forming up into small sections, opening up lanes for the dwarves to maneuver through. The orc's use of the banner to issue battlefield commands is likewise very cool.
    BUT THEN THE ELVES PARKOUR OVER THE DAMN PHALANX!! WHY?! Sure- break up the orcs' charge, but that phalanx was perfectly set up for them to hold the orcs in place, while you did LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANTED TO! Reposition archers, or the dwarves their twirlie-whirlies, up onto the embankments and provide fire support; maneuver your swords to the wings of the dwarves' centre, so as to secure their flanks; maneuver troops around to the orcs' rear to neutralise the nydus worms (Starcraft 2 reference), cutting off the flow of troops- LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE WOULD PRODUCE A MORE COST EFFECTIVE BATTLEFIELD EFFECT!

    • @gabrielsantiago4929
      @gabrielsantiago4929 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I don't think you are taking in consideration the coolness factor for the phalanx jump.

    • @ConscriptReporting
      @ConscriptReporting ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, we all know Grandpa Elf, hates Dwarves all his life after his "precious" gets taken away, it's quite expected that a king would order his men to suicide just because of pride, think about it, the Elves probably hesitated to charge because of the fact that their king would send his men to the front of the phalanx, I mean they know a phalanx themselves so it's basically insane for someone to go over the phalanx when they know what it does. It's cool and it has some benefits like the element of surprise but yeah, suicidal and non-realistic but I will repeat it, it's _cool_
      Btw that SC2 reference got me lol, you and I have the same thought on those worms everytime I see them after Starcraft

    • @DadsCigaretteRun
      @DadsCigaretteRun ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@gabrielsantiago4929 true, everyone knows coolness > Trueness

    • @EFSpartan
      @EFSpartan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember seeing that in theater and facepalming. This could have been cool. Elves should have had a few volleys of arrow fire to break the charge. But looks like,e they just sacrificed two lines just for them to die.

    • @danmoua7686
      @danmoua7686 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it's a movie (Major General) I also agree with you though, but 🤣🤣 side characters have no plot armour

  • @billwilliamson1506
    @billwilliamson1506 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    When you suspend your disbelief this is an incredibly enjoyable scene. Then just laugh at what it gets wrong

    • @matthewwright9143
      @matthewwright9143 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I watched this scene back when I was a kid and I couldn't think of anything more epic. Now it feels like a one of those cinematic teaser for World of Warcraft. All flashy and good for marketing.

    • @hmx8694
      @hmx8694 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So it's funny bad.

    • @Nick_4545
      @Nick_4545 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s pretty awful compared to the older movies but I won’t lie the elves jumping the dwarf pike wall was pretty cool didn’t make much sense tactical but still cool 😂

  • @thepriorstone4064
    @thepriorstone4064 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6405

    I love how the elves are perfect at everything, but they still can’t compare to the dwarves ingenuity and teamwork

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      the high elves (although undeniably snobbish) are experts in hybrid missile infantry (much better than shown here) with good melee, armor and more importantly speed. their only weakness is artillery which coincidentally is the strong suit of dwarves so together they truly make the most formidable fighting force.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@thegamingwolf5612 I believe all wood elves are high elves but not all high elves are wood elves

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@thegamingwolf5612 the differences are marginal and only appear in their magic and mounts (high have celestial magic and ride horses wood have earth magic and ride stags) so really not much diff in tactics or genetics. Another difference is high elves can summon the eagles but wood elves can summon treekin but that's about it

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thegamingwolf5612 great catch! But warhammer is 90% borrowed from Tolkien with bits of Micahel Moorcock and Fritz Leiber so imho the lore stands

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegamingwolf5612 true probably shouldn't have used that as example but couldn't think of any other differences between the elves

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    2:50 idk why but the way the elves regroup into squads while dwarves rushes to form a shield wall is just beautiful.
    aww man I hope there were others who noticed this. It was a small but nice detail.

  • @ljdd5464
    @ljdd5464 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I'll always love that moment when the dwarves and the elves stand together

    • @OO7Wifey
      @OO7Wifey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I know right

  • @bwing411
    @bwing411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4186

    I love how each race has their own attributes that make them great.
    Elves are wise, and elegant; but the dwarves are brave and mighty.

    • @DoGyKG
      @DoGyKG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      What about the orcs?

    • @anonymerschiss
      @anonymerschiss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      @@DoGyKG They are just many

    • @zwiebelbaron5871
      @zwiebelbaron5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@DoGyKG brutal

    • @bigrobwazhere6268
      @bigrobwazhere6268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Orcs in great numbers are relentless. But they start to coware when their numbers fall.

    • @Aaron-is8yt
      @Aaron-is8yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Elves are so wise? They jumped over a defensive wall to be killed.

  • @JynxedKoma
    @JynxedKoma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1083

    Dain: "THE HORDES OF HELL ARE UPON US!"
    Elves: *"Look majestic, everyone. Look majestic!"*

    • @user-sy7du4rj9h
      @user-sy7du4rj9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this isn't funny

    • @jrbcodes
      @jrbcodes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@user-sy7du4rj9h it is tho

    • @user-sy7du4rj9h
      @user-sy7du4rj9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jrbcodes nope

    • @xcalibre436
      @xcalibre436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@user-sy7du4rj9h why the hell are you so triggered?

    • @user-sy7du4rj9h
      @user-sy7du4rj9h 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xcalibre436 stfu before I punch you

  • @deathwatch_9736
    @deathwatch_9736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Gimli was right, Dwarves really are natural sprinters

  • @ramezredarr
    @ramezredarr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    God only knows how much I love this series ❤

  • @Tyrese28
    @Tyrese28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5311

    Love how the dwarves don't think twice about charging the orcs

    • @dangwancie4797
      @dangwancie4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

      Dwarves hate elves and Elves hate them back. but both hate Orcs more XD

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      How people from Boston and people from NYC react when Russia invades.

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @pet detective I am 100% certain you are wrong, because we have our own Russians here, and they fucking hate Russia.
      Nahoy blyat.

    • @discodictator8981
      @discodictator8981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ​@@highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 Мany Russians too hate Russia, but when some little yankee says it -in us a bear wakes up.
      Don't forget, we Russian don't fucking care how many us die, but we take win

    • @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468
      @highkingthorgrimgrudgebear7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@discodictator8981 K bud. My best friend is from Vladivostok, you dont scare me. Chill out and enjoy some doctorska kolbasa on rye. Eta zybis

  • @teddyoshirak4628
    @teddyoshirak4628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    Elves: * Shoot arrows *
    Dwarves: *_Uno reverse card_*

    • @thekhans2823
      @thekhans2823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ Teddy Oshirak , Hah

    • @lustrals1273
      @lustrals1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AHAHAHHA

    • @hf1371
      @hf1371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @corneliuselbourne1044
      @corneliuselbourne1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      To me that was the most impressive, had to replay that scene over and over becouse it was so badass and ingenius.

    • @lustrals1273
      @lustrals1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@corneliuselbourne1044 I did the same

  • @chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623
    @chic-fil-ashouldopenonsund3623 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    love how elves and dwarves hate each other but work flawlessly together when needed.

  • @Mysterion-11
    @Mysterion-11 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I love the way how the archers PERFECTLY does an volley under king Thranduil's command

  • @Kubinda12345
    @Kubinda12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2293

    Those dwarven anti-archer balistas are pretty sick. Not only do they negate the archer volley but they can also attack at the same time. And shocking thousands of years old Elvish king is also a nice bonus.

    • @alexanderdanielsson6049
      @alexanderdanielsson6049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yeah really cool too see. had the elves shook

    • @godlessandlovingit
      @godlessandlovingit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ah, the old twiddly widdlys!

    • @PanzerShrek94
      @PanzerShrek94 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      would be much less useful if the elves were smart and fired at will,not in a concert

    • @lordbry470
      @lordbry470 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhh no. Ever heard of sharpnel?

    • @boson7354
      @boson7354 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lordbry470 No I haven't, but I've heard of shrapnel.

  • @coledevlin3984
    @coledevlin3984 ปีที่แล้ว +821

    “Eh, howdya like that? The ol’ twiddly widdlies. Haha ye buggars” I can just feel Tolkien’s influence in that line, truly capturing the how dialogue was handled in all of his books.

    • @anadil888
      @anadil888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      180 ฝาท

    • @simonphoenix3789
      @simonphoenix3789 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      lol the snark in this comment is glorious.

    • @kunsanyi9057
      @kunsanyi9057 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bódi Heni

    • @user-si9ki1xf2u
      @user-si9ki1xf2u ปีที่แล้ว

      Treegdfjvdfmbgfnbsnb

    • @frost3193
      @frost3193 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heh, I like Dwarves in Tolkien universe sound so Scottish.

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Giving props to the people behind this and have subsequently given us this masterpiece. The production, the scoring, and just the overall layout is more than enough to immerse you in their world.

  • @user-kq8nw9mk5l
    @user-kq8nw9mk5l 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Самый любимый мой эпизод. Кто согласен, лайк

  • @gavinjablonski
    @gavinjablonski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12263

    If the orcs had waited like 30 minutes it would have been much easier

    • @MainDoorFrames
      @MainDoorFrames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      XD underrated

    • @MainDoorFrames
      @MainDoorFrames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@sen8634 YEZ I remember my dad saying that when we went to watch it

    • @adolphstalin9193
      @adolphstalin9193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      The creepy worms don’t work for the orcs, they just let them pass to the surface.

    • @Emperorbattleship
      @Emperorbattleship 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      true but 1 when have the orcks ever ben smart and 2 it whoudnt have en as fun to watch :)

    • @benjaminraskin8509
      @benjaminraskin8509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Barley an inconvenience

  • @AZIONG651
    @AZIONG651 ปีที่แล้ว +3243

    Anyone else think the dwarves setting up their shield wall looks awesome? Just how quickly and efficiently they do it too.

    • @sl_ipper
      @sl_ipper ปีที่แล้ว +139

      And then the Elves skewer themselves on the spears

    • @mengoinggodsway9024
      @mengoinggodsway9024 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I personally think they rushed too far up to place the wall, I don't know why they ceded more distance when most of the elves are ranged and a few hundred feet can be the difference between two volleys or none.. especially when the elves jump over the wall. I laughed honestly, I forgot this movie after I saw it and this makes no sense.

    • @kaputt_jay3873
      @kaputt_jay3873 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sl_ipper Eh being as nimble as they are they could probably jump far enough over the spears
      Seeing as one of their kind managed to parkour up a falling bridge?!

    • @havok9001
      @havok9001 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i think Dwarves are like the tank class for there size to make a good Atk/ Def combo when need it

    • @cashewnuttel9054
      @cashewnuttel9054 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No! You're the only one, and 438 others + 5, assuming that the 5 comments agree with you!

  • @kilehillson2743
    @kilehillson2743 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just watched this movie for the first time and man it was so epic

  • @johnbhai7147
    @johnbhai7147 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The dwarves are freaking so brave and mighty ... The moment they see orcs, "fight to the death" ...then all run towards them, while The Elves disciplined themselves. ...such a great creature.

  • @Scattman101
    @Scattman101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2241

    2:45 "The hordes of hell are upon us! Fight to the death!"
    I love the fact that the Dwarves immediately recognize the threat of the Orcs and waste no time in forming a DOUBLE spear wall and bailing on the Elves. Meanwhile the elves just hold until the last moment when they realize what is happening. This is why I love the Dwarves.

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      the dwarves are defending their home while the elves are taking their home so make sense

    • @EricWulfe
      @EricWulfe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      its not that they belatedly realize the threat, i believe that they were unsure of what to do, especially when they were invaders just then, and thranduil didnt issue any further order

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea they all recognized the goblin and worg army but I saw no orcs or the like

    • @reedpadgett9056
      @reedpadgett9056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reaty05 in the books and according to Tolkien himself there is no discernible difference between goblins and orcs

    • @reaty05
      @reaty05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reedpadgett9056 but where the hell were the bats or all the other bs that was a total rewrite it's a spoof movie in all honesty not very accurate to the book

  • @Z7Sakari
    @Z7Sakari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3242

    The twiddly-widdly ballistas are possibly the coolest medieval-fantasy tech I’ve ever seen.

    • @breadtoasted2269
      @breadtoasted2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      That elf guy was all “You can’t do that!” Lmao

    • @JACKAL98
      @JACKAL98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Its genius level stuff, like why wasnt this an actual thing it blocks volleys of arrows and causes massive damage to the opposing force.

    • @ivancastillosanchez975
      @ivancastillosanchez975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@JACKAL98 I was thinking exactly the same, such a nice strategy

    • @davids1513
      @davids1513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@JACKAL98 It wasn't actually a thing because you can manage a lot more with CGI animation than you can with actual real world physics and mechanics. Like much of this trilogy, compared to LotR, they let rule of cool override logic.
      There's no way you could get a ballista (essentially a giant crossbow on wheels) to launch a huge spear like bolt with long tails, with a rapid enough rotation to maintain flight AND shred a volley of arrows. In reality, if you were to shoot something like that from a ballista, the tail end of the bolt would likely immediately drop and it would wobble slowly, vertically for a short distance, if you were lucky making it far enough that it didn't crash into your own infantry.
      The other reason is practicality. A shield wall, historically, was perfectly capable of standing up to arrow volleys. That is a lot more efficient than trying to design an artillery piece like this, and frees up your likely limited artillery selection for either better anti-troop or anti-building fire.

    • @durinvii.3721
      @durinvii.3721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @David Copperfield A person asked a question, he answered with an in depth answer. I found it interesting

  • @signore-solomonare1818
    @signore-solomonare1818 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This scene was way better than the Avengers Endgame finale battle, old time , not much CGI and old technology…
    True masterpiece

    • @sugarbae910
      @sugarbae910 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      agreed

  • @AivanRae
    @AivanRae 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The anti-arrows defense system is on another level

  • @kerrydustin3996
    @kerrydustin3996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    I like how the Elves and Dwarves were killing each other a few minutes prior to becoming a well defined Orc slaying unit.

    • @Stellaris13th
      @Stellaris13th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True

    • @sauerkrautjr
      @sauerkrautjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Good thing this didn't happen in the book

    • @jussieronen3707
      @jussieronen3707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@sauerkrautjr They were just about to kill each other, but a near miss doesn't count

    • @basset6559
      @basset6559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      They're showing us that both Elves and dwarfes understand and know that "The Orcs" are the big and primary threat to middle earth before they're beef.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@basset6559 Okay, then why did the not go back to killing each other after? It should've stayed like the book where they almost fought but didn't.

  • @ahmarsaeed6085
    @ahmarsaeed6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14238

    Still better strategy than the Battle of Winterfell.

    • @jazz_intown4723
      @jazz_intown4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Still they won. Hi, plot armor

    • @AlithAnar
      @AlithAnar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

      Blue Moon THEY LOST. ENDING SUCKED. FUCK BRAN THE PUSSYLESS

    • @viniciusvyller9458
      @viniciusvyller9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

      I'd say jumping over a shield wall is on the same level of putting your army in front of your moat and outside your walls.

    • @Lastskykey
      @Lastskykey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Wolfram von Vyller, the Wizard but then again those are elves not humans 😌

    • @viniciusvyller9458
      @viniciusvyller9458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Lastskykey Swords and spears still harm them.

  • @RED_9_M_C96
    @RED_9_M_C96 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In the old days.. When everyone was a sick warrior

  • @nix0849
    @nix0849 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    さっきまで互いに戦っていたのに誰も音頭も取らないまま速やかな連携プレーで協力し戦う! もぅ全く何が何だかさっぱり分からないが!
    このシーンだけは戦術も非常に良く武士道に似て互いに凛々しくて勇ましくとても大好きだ!

  • @giacintawarakai972
    @giacintawarakai972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    Seeing how the dwarves responded quickly to the arrival of the other army shows that they are naturally impulsive. Whilst the elves are more contained they do not move until they are told to do so.
    But above all both creatures fought admirably in this scene.

    • @captainsandwhich7469
      @captainsandwhich7469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Except until elves jumped over the shield wall

    • @pineapplepie5590
      @pineapplepie5590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Then there are humans with pitchforks sitting in the corner like ducks.

    • @G4m3-0v3r.
      @G4m3-0v3r. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What i find a bit bizarre is that the Elves must have kept Guard on the Dwarves so how didn’t they see the Crow AT BRIGHT SUNLIGHT and shoot it down

    • @dreamingflurry2729
      @dreamingflurry2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I wouldn't call it impulsive, I'd call it survival mixed in with good training (A phalanx-shield-wall is just about the best thing against charging infantry (and cavalry, too) - unless you have modern machine-guns, artillery, mortars and mines, but if you don't? Well shield wall and if you have time to prepare? Dig some pits with pointy sticks in them, works on Orcs, too :) - the Elfs shouldn't have jumped over (ruins the effectiveness of the wall!)

    • @emperorpalps1076
      @emperorpalps1076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I like to think the dwarves are more aggressive and reckless because they are mortal, so they are going to die anyway, doesn't matter when. Whereas, the elves are immortal, so their lives are more costly and fragile as they could live forever, making conserving elven lives more of a priority.

  • @viscabarca4408
    @viscabarca4408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    God, a had the best childhood! Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Matrix, Batman, Pirates of Caribbean an others 90s-2000s were great!

    • @AintChillGuy
      @AintChillGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Proud to say I've also grew up with those masterpieces

    • @jonessoda4me1
      @jonessoda4me1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      All there with you!

    • @davidbilla8063
      @davidbilla8063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@aduantas But this decade movies are worst apart from Avengers

    • @jmckendry84
      @jmckendry84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4/5 of the Pirates movies are terrible.

    • @geosync9742
      @geosync9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meh each generation thinks they had it best. Indiana Jones, Die Hard Lethal Weapon were much better than this.

  • @Loquenodijeayer
    @Loquenodijeayer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    For me, one of the best battle scenes of all time.. ingenuity is just a precious gift, we rarely see these days!!

  • @mariajukejax9649
    @mariajukejax9649 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    While I absolutely adored Lee Pace's Thranduil, when Billy Connolly popped up as Dain on the big screen, I couldn't help squealing out "yay! It's the Big Yin!".

  • @Tariro10000
    @Tariro10000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    After seeing the tactics used by the elves in this, it makes sense they are so few ...

    • @elano5386
      @elano5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      Yes the jumping over an shield wall sucks but the defending against the cav was great

    • @Tariro10000
      @Tariro10000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@elano5386 Their volley fire at the same time was hilarious :P

    • @oscarnilsson2872
      @oscarnilsson2872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      i mean, no not really, you cant technically put the blame on the elves, when a "mistake" like this happens, the blame should be directed to the directors. Sure the elves are just fictional but its still wrong

    • @alitaqwa8501
      @alitaqwa8501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyone i advice to Watch [The Lady Of Heaven Movie] 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

    • @demyanrudenko
      @demyanrudenko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@elano5386 jumping over the wall wasn't really about tactics, it was about getting to orcs before dwarves. One person controls what elven army is doing, and that person is pissed and insulted at that moment.

  • @gabrielcastillo9745
    @gabrielcastillo9745 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    I like this battle a lot because it shows the dwarves and elves, both studying and preparing for each other´s tactics but also understimating each other. First the elves, thinking that dwarves are only used to close combat battles in the mines, try to overwhelm them with arrows, but the dwarves were prepared and counter them with ballistas that were clearly designed just for that. But then the dwarves charge at the elves with goats, thinking they are only used to fighting at the distance in the woods behind the trees, only to be surprised by the elves´ incredibly organized spear formation, which traps and slaughters the riders.

    • @Aureilius2112
      @Aureilius2112 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Glad you noticed that because most comments only notice the dwarves anti-arrow defence and miss the fact the elves countered the dwarves cavalry charge.

    • @jimbabwe6529
      @jimbabwe6529 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      If you look closely you can see elven archers shooting at the riders who are jumping over the first line of spearmen

    • @Zenith07
      @Zenith07 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1:50 The Strategy of the Elves where not good at all, they let the Riders in letting most of their army getting slaughtered behind, now the Elves with shield are also surrounded in both direction, with the Riders and the army pinning them, sure they got some of the riders, but what are they gonna do to those who breached through their second defense/offensive line of armies?
      The shields purpose is to block and prevent anything from entering, but they decide that its a good idea to just let the riders get behind the Backline
      Next scene on them being an Ally
      The Elves jumped over the Dwarves who’s position was already good and would kill and stop most orcs from getting past through, the formation they had was already good
      But the elves decided to jump out of those defenses through the spears of the dwarves right through the Orcs, now the dwarves will now have a hard time attacking and also avoiding on harming the elves that is infront of them
      3:43 The dwarves charging with their shields and spears is very effective, tho the elves are infront of them still, which would or could get them killed or harmed, and also making it harder for the dwarves overall.
      The only good thing the Elves did here was shooting a barrage of arrows on the Orc’s, also the Elves seemed to be loosing when the Riders got through the elves defenses.

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Zenith07 Your second point is true. The Elves jumping over the Dwarven Shield wall was stupid.
      But the first point is debatable. While the initial shield wall seems a little unnecessary, and suicidal for the Elves that composed it (I think it was intended as a sort of speed bump), the "pits" their army formed allowed empty spaces in-between that essentially funneled the Dwarven cavalry into kill-zones.
      On principle alone, that *will* obliterate any cavalry, as animals will prefer the easiest route and run into the empty space, surrounding themselves and their riders with Elven soldiers on all three sides.
      To prove my point: Do you see any more dwarven cavalry after the initial battle other than Dáin's pig? None, because they were obliterated by the Elves.

    • @user-wn8iw1de1s
      @user-wn8iw1de1s ปีที่แล้ว

      هلو

  • @mr.hawklingiii8739
    @mr.hawklingiii8739 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dain Ironfoot and his awesome Battle Boar, both them are BEASTS

  • @jago5193
    @jago5193 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE how that unexpected elven counter-charge just shatters the Orc lines!

  • @lig_mag5776
    @lig_mag5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2033

    Elves : fires thousand of arrows
    Dwarfs : Destroys all of them
    Thranduil : Choked pikachu face

    • @lig_mag5776
      @lig_mag5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Jarvan IV. Dain : AH AH yO BuGUrS

    • @rishikeshsingh7626
      @rishikeshsingh7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pikaaaaa

    • @shirazummunira7863
      @shirazummunira7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pikachu face. my goodness!!!!!??😂😂😂😂😂

    • @King-gv4lg
      @King-gv4lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That technology right there is pretty useful, I wonder why ancient civilizations in real life dont have that as a way to defend from arrows,

    • @lig_mag5776
      @lig_mag5776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      King Well, they had shields😂

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5176

    Elves - Excellent strategists
    Dwarves - Excellent craftsmen
    Orcs - Numbers, numbers and NUMBERS.

    • @alexelitist8370
      @alexelitist8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      IDK, it seems to me that the dwarves had better strategy in this fight

    • @kaanceyhan7388
      @kaanceyhan7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Also, brute physical power ( For Orcs)

    • @BattleKeks404
      @BattleKeks404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      nullified the great phalanx instead of saving the flanks ---> Excellent strategists

    • @bantopul
      @bantopul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Elves - sweet long majestic hairs

    • @aitorlegorburu8598
      @aitorlegorburu8598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Its not an excellent strategy to go in frontofyour phalanx, just saying

  • @abccc1357
    @abccc1357 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the word "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"when I see this.
    Fighting to the death seconds ago, but when worst enemy show up, they don't give a fuck about killing each other and kicking the orks ass is just awesome

  • @user-fp2bz4nb1f
    @user-fp2bz4nb1f 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just started reading the novel. I'm living in another dimension.

  • @jadenandreirosanes2004
    @jadenandreirosanes2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2558

    It's 2021 and tons of movies came out but this trilogy and The lord of the rings trilogy will never be forgotten, epic

    • @colbypyles3831
      @colbypyles3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If you don't know, their will be a Lord of The Rings show coming out in late 2021

    • @adrienne17
      @adrienne17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yessssss

    • @holyn8
      @holyn8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@colbypyles3831 it will be a soulless cashgrab just like the hobbit was.

    • @D00NBU66Y
      @D00NBU66Y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Can’t wait for Amazon to ruin the legacy. Sorry but I just don’t have any faith. Hollywood again not letting classics remain legendary and feeling the need to continue recreating them. LOTR is the best trilogy of all time. Period. What makes someone think they can “top” it?!

    • @BenAri18
      @BenAri18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this isnt lotr ... not exactly

  • @BrandonCuringtonOfficial
    @BrandonCuringtonOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    Dwarves and Elves: fighting
    Orcs: *appear*
    Dwarves and Elves: Let’s forget that happened.

    • @hazareliyev5926
      @hazareliyev5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Akeoeoüoiioüiiükauyxy6xofxodt,do,şey,8dy,d,yox,əti,ən,6dy,t7d

    • @foisalchowdhury1505
      @foisalchowdhury1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      There is no elves and dwarves fight in real movie
      when they were going to fight with each others gandalf stoped them...and orcs came..

    • @mdjinan6572
      @mdjinan6572 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie name

    • @efaristi9737
      @efaristi9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Elves and Dwarves may not like eachothers... but they share a absolute hatred of the Orcs.

    • @AssyrianTitan
      @AssyrianTitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@efaristi9737 I was going to comment this too, they both have a common enemy in the orcs.

  • @NessAndSonny
    @NessAndSonny 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love how the dwarves were first to meet the enemy

  • @CallmeDaddy21
    @CallmeDaddy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    I love how the elves manage to keep themselves beautiful while fighting

    • @4ourti6ix
      @4ourti6ix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      HASHIRAAMMAAAAA

    • @coolestgaming5216
      @coolestgaming5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omo!! Hardto!

    • @glanced9684
      @glanced9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That must be the hardest training they have undergone; how to stay pretty and graceful during intense battles lol

    • @munchichi8
      @munchichi8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is actually a style. If you play AD&D, you would know it is called bladesinging. It is very similar to Tai Chi.

    • @fenrir-art4742
      @fenrir-art4742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      they were unique due to a lot of great training and their bodies are lighter and quicker since they have great vegetarian and balanced diets.

  • @mikeoxmaul45
    @mikeoxmaul45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Meanwhile those dead elves and dwarves would be like dafuq we died in vain

    • @oraseus90
      @oraseus90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They will be ressurected to serve the lich king in another movie

    • @xvl_nasty2153
      @xvl_nasty2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@oraseus90 Please don't give me hope

    • @poctordepper4269
      @poctordepper4269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@oraseus90 I thought it would be appropriate to point out that they, in canon, will be resurrected to fight side-by-side against all the evil forces of the world in Dagor Dagorath

    • @thchung09
      @thchung09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The tragedy of war

    • @docjoebie
      @docjoebie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      poctorDepper42 dagor dagorath isint canon

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like it that the Elves and Dwarves united to fight a common enemy. They were literally just fighting each other minutes before

  • @AJ-tr5ml
    @AJ-tr5ml 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dwarves: Set up a strong defensive line so that the elves can reinforce it or provide arrow support and wipe out the orcs
    Wise elves with thousands of years of experience: cHaRgE! REEEEEEE

  • @Beer_
    @Beer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Elves first see orcs: oh shit this aint good
    Dwarves firzt see orcs: oi m8 were gonna bash your fookin 'eads in

    • @tobybll
      @tobybll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats why i love them

    • @darthpalpalzang7914
      @darthpalpalzang7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I declare the as canon

    • @Beer_
      @Beer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Asmar Ahsan where did i malign the Elves?

    • @Beer_
      @Beer_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Asmar Ahsan its a joke dude. You're taking this way too damn seriously

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These dwarves are absolute dumbass.

  • @saymyname6726
    @saymyname6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    Imagine being a hobbit where orcs, goblins, trolls, wargs, men, elves, dwarves, gargoyles, and a giant ring worm all trying to kill each other. Like, wtf my species is back there smoking pot playing with mud and galabanting around

    • @jeromeharry6226
      @jeromeharry6226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      underrated comment 😂

    • @akshayjb8205
      @akshayjb8205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You forgot they play golf too and his neighbors still trying to auction his stuffs

    • @VannyBranny
      @VannyBranny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Galavanting

    • @daarom3472
      @daarom3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks Theon

    • @saymyname6726
      @saymyname6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VannyBranny thank you, my bad. You're beautiful. lol

  • @mauriceshilabula4574
    @mauriceshilabula4574 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    those elves will never mess with the dwarves

  • @ricardodewer1075
    @ricardodewer1075 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of the best combinations of army

  • @Dovy1790
    @Dovy1790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1883

    Dwarfs are the best! As soon as they saw the orks, they turned imeediatly towards them and wanted to fight 100vs 1000000

    • @alqahtani8710
      @alqahtani8710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gpd4110
      @gpd4110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      and continue fighting elves after lol

    • @tomkhali5779
      @tomkhali5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Phim tên j vậy

    • @spicanerius4418
      @spicanerius4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They got inspired by sparta style😂

    • @darulezlulez2625
      @darulezlulez2625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Dwarfs never forget or forgiven. They remember how the orcs slayed the king

  • @bealightinthisdarkworld8225
    @bealightinthisdarkworld8225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    "Hey, how do you like that! You twiddly widdleys!"
    Oh man, classic

    • @faqkkoff6850
      @faqkkoff6850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I saw ur comment exactly the second the sentence was said in the video ^^

    • @humayoonrafiq9374
      @humayoonrafiq9374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xxx

    • @isaactroy6899
      @isaactroy6899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's "the ole twiddly widdely"

    • @MyMomsCalciumCannons
      @MyMomsCalciumCannons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@isaactroy6899 You're both wrong. Hes calling his anti arrows "the ol' twirly whirlys" but with a Scottish accent.

    • @shezh9597
      @shezh9597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye buggers!

  • @shelzkhan5472
    @shelzkhan5472 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this scene❤

  • @onepieceispeak4459
    @onepieceispeak4459 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes. One of the best movie clips of all times😊

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Sauron: "You will lead my armies, Azog."
    Azog: "As you wish, Great One."
    Sauron: "I trust you won't do anything stupid like interrupting the Elves and Dwarves fighting. Watching our foes slay each other is much more fun."
    Azog: "...sure."

    • @abdalrahmanakoob7675
      @abdalrahmanakoob7675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh thats a good one

    • @jnes624
      @jnes624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      not sure how he could relay a message to stop the worms bursting through as the fight started like 2 mins before they came

    • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
      @Vikingr4Jesus5919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jnes624 I fail to see your point.

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Vikingr4Jesus5919 In short. The timing was just bad. Azog had no idea that the elves and dwarves would be fighting at that exact moment. Obviously tactically it's better to let your enemies kill each other then finish them off. But by the time he would know. His army was to close to call them off to let them kill each other being literally minutes away. Despite they were ungerground in the worm tunnels as well so no way to contact them.

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jnes624 Exactly. The timing was way to close to arrival for him to react. Much less they were underground with the worms. Unfortunate for azog for a great opportunity.

  • @Sean-yk8he
    @Sean-yk8he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3481

    Dwarf: I don't like elf
    Elf: I dont like Dwarves
    Dwarves and elves: but i despise orc

    • @bobsvagene3021
      @bobsvagene3021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Das racist

    • @destrologando2362
      @destrologando2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What are them to think of orcs like tha, mate? Some kinda Hitlā? Like, literally Hitlā? Tolkin were so racist, that horrible hetero white man, yuck, the holy trinity of evil> Hetero.and.white.and... Man...
      I wanna see orcs making love, im so progressive

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ... Human:Can I join you? Please :,v

    • @Sean-yk8he
      @Sean-yk8he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@destrologando2362 you are a special kind of shat

    • @destrologando2362
      @destrologando2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I should be more progressive then, and rewrite tolkien's work to be more fitting to today's societal estandards. You should read some really gooda articles about Tolkien being racist because his orcs are evil. theyre right there on google. Maybe youll find im shatter than that.

  • @garbagecollector2281
    @garbagecollector2281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dwarves: form a phalanx!
    Elves: Leerrrooyy Jenkins!

  • @wakeawakeuptoreality22
    @wakeawakeuptoreality22 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rip to those elves and dwarwes who died fighting each other😂 they missed the fun

  • @sunslap
    @sunslap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1474

    People are going to complain about cgi and shit, but the sound design of this battle is absolutely off the charts.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Anyone complaining about the CG in this are just being spiteful haters to the core. It may not be quite as spectacular as LOTR, but this is still some of the most complex, well-done CG ever to come out of Hollywood. I watch this and it doesn't even occur to me that it's mostly CG. I'm just too involved in the story and the action. Just like when I watch LOTR, I think of Gollum as a real true character. It's absolutely amazing to me that people are that pretentious and spoiled as to complain about what is essentially some of the best effects they could have done given the scope of the project and timeframe.

    • @Noold
      @Noold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maxxxmodelz4061 but why CG Dain?

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Noold Billy Connolly was cast as Dain. A quick search turned up that the reason they did his character in CG is most likely because of Billy's Parkinson's Disease. They did actually do scenes with him in full costume, but his Parkinson's made his performance difficult and cause him to mess up his lines on set. So they had him do a voiceover with lines in front of him in the studio and replaced him with a CG character.

    • @maxxxmodelz4061
      @maxxxmodelz4061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Noold Don't forget by the time it came for The Five Armies photography, Billy's Parkinson's had worsened. They really had no choice but to just use his audio and replace his acting for those scenes with the CG double.

    • @Noold
      @Noold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxxxmodelz4061 ahhh. makes sense.

  • @BlackWolf62633
    @BlackWolf62633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Orc: Are you gonna wait until the battle is over and we can destroy the winner?
    Arzog: No I dont think I will

    • @user-tu6sh4lh6b
      @user-tu6sh4lh6b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Orcs don't think

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I dont think Azog had a telephone to tell the worms to standby ^^

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex The Awsome Sending scouts could days, weeks or months. Since they dont take a shortcut like the worms did. Orcs are more known to be fearless and swarming their enemies by their numbers. They are not known to be wise and use their intelligences.

    • @Lillsnajzan
      @Lillsnajzan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex The Awsome My point is. There's is no reason for Azog to "wait"(From an orc perspective) for the dwarfs and elves to slaughter eachother. Since he want to slaughter both of them. And there's no common sense in orcs. Just obey and kill. And if anyone wins. They will just go in to the mountain. And that will just be harder for the orcs rather than an open field.

    • @user-sd8kv4tp9w
      @user-sd8kv4tp9w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Называние фильма???

  • @cbkgamedogs4053
    @cbkgamedogs4053 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sometimes the battle is bigger than us so we unite to defeat anything 💯

  • @daisoelderdragon9264
    @daisoelderdragon9264 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There's got to be a friendly fire on those arrows when dwarves & elves teamed up.

  • @amado4249
    @amado4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Elves are OCD about their battle formations and I love it.

    • @suryam5957
      @suryam5957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who are elves dwarfs and the others ?

    • @lembaluwanglembaluwang9425
      @lembaluwanglembaluwang9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suryam5957TN

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@suryam5957 the elves are the tall blond people, the dwarves the short hairy people, the orcs are the gray things

    • @suryam5957
      @suryam5957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whiderboss do i need to watch Lord Of The Rings to understand the whole?

    • @jhjn1498
      @jhjn1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suryam5957 no

  • @petarvelagic8127
    @petarvelagic8127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "Never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake" Orc: This sign isn't gonna stop me because I can't read.

  • @user-gr5pn9ww1g
    @user-gr5pn9ww1g 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Один самый прекрасных моментов трилогии , если че я и за хобиттиов и за гномонов ! Здорового они поняли друг друга ! Красавчики!

  • @renegadepyro726
    @renegadepyro726 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s still pretty wild to me how the elves and dwarves went from literally killing each other one moment and then seconds later having to basically help each other after just seeing them kill their own allies

  • @Forgotten_Melody
    @Forgotten_Melody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    Dwarves are forming a defence line, to let enemy smash on it like Spartans did.
    Elves jump over them and go into open fight, instead of waiting them to collapse and jump into their heads.
    TaCtIcAl DeCiSiOnS sUmMoNeR.

    • @noreavad
      @noreavad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I know it bugs me too. That was an impressive wall the dwarves had there.

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I think their intention was to lessen the blow on the Dwarf defensive line from the Orc onslaught, honestly it would have been smarter if the Elves reinforced the Dwarves as soon as the Dwarves took the impact.

    • @khel1761m
      @khel1761m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The dwarven testudo was impenetrable 😹😹😹

    • @kayfrenly5460
      @kayfrenly5460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The elves should have covered the dwarven flanks; which were wide open. The dwarves were asking to be enveloped. The dwarven cavalry should NEVER have been wasted on that head on charge into a spear wall. It is shown that the goats are easily capable of navigating in mountainous terrain. They should have been moved into advantageous positions in the mountains surrounding the elven army. A cavalry that is equally nimble as it has shock value... wasted on a head long charge into a spear wall. Good god. The dwarves had an overwhelming advantage with the number of cavalry they had compared to their own infantry. That was an insanely huge force of heavy shock. God I hate this so much.
      Thankfully for everyone though, the elves are significantly weaker in the movies than the books. 10 times better than a human man in every way. 10 times as strong, fast, nimble, intelligent, visioned, etc.. they do not fatigue easily either. They don't even need to sleep. This is not a people you want to fight.. they aren't your typical dainty little forest sprites from every other fantasy.

    • @Forgotten_Melody
      @Forgotten_Melody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kayfrenly5460 I know right. In this movie are shown worst tactical decisions.

  • @jerry5550
    @jerry5550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Still better than game of thrones season 8

    • @becca-jq1bu
      @becca-jq1bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes ! thank you preach !

    • @boiboiboi1419
      @boiboiboi1419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What movie do you find it good and enjoyable and having good strategy?

    • @nitinjnitinj4960
      @nitinjnitinj4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jerr y

    • @Hydorior
      @Hydorior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't really complain about GoT's cavalry charge not making sense and simultaneously praise the Elves jumping in front of the shield wall 🤔 Both are prioritizing mindless spectacle over story and logic.

    • @gokulnayak9742
      @gokulnayak9742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Franz Styles nabhang

  • @bryces.4204
    @bryces.4204 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can’t help at laugh and love at the elves absurd amount of superiority complex 😂 the reason they ruined a perfectly good shield wall is because they would rather loose the battle than be caught hiding behind a dwarven front line 😂😂😂 they ruined it out of spite lmfao

  • @sanjana4713
    @sanjana4713 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wish they start making these type of movies

  • @aliph9370
    @aliph9370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3241

    What an clever anti-arrow,arrow

    • @sksguesswho
      @sksguesswho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ketchapp agree!

    • @SlabOfSteak
      @SlabOfSteak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Best part of the fight and when the dwarves charge the elves on goats and the elves just spread out and easily kill the dwarves. Shows off their battle strategies. Wish there were more things like that.

    • @grayju79
      @grayju79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indeeed

    • @friendlyatheist387
      @friendlyatheist387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It went like_ nope nope nope nope nope

    • @dumusstarbeiten5063
      @dumusstarbeiten5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@SlabOfSteak but it isn't strategic at all. you could just fire the arrows by turns, the ballistas couldn't handle that.

  • @VashtheStampede007
    @VashtheStampede007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

    The orcs should have waited for elves and dwarves killing each other.

    • @artturonkainen2521
      @artturonkainen2521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Prolly didnt know about the dwarves

    • @rileydd08
      @rileydd08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      They're not that intelligent...

    • @noisepollution5659
      @noisepollution5659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      the orcs are full of themselves, they wouldn't wait any shit

    • @sweesiangtan3086
      @sweesiangtan3086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Orcs' weakness; patience.

    • @chemc5001
      @chemc5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      he delete this scene because of what you said

  • @judithemehel
    @judithemehel ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Best scene ever when the elves jumped over to fight

  • @assadarlingtoni
    @assadarlingtoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Thranduil: *loses 1/5 of his army because he launches arrows at dwarves*
    Also Thranduil: *lets do that again*

    • @colincampbell2998
      @colincampbell2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Again, but this time WITH SPIRIT!"

    • @ONIscrooge
      @ONIscrooge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TBF he then sent his light infantry in front of the heavy infantry shieldwall, so at least he keeps the bad tactics consistent.

    • @nisus5343
      @nisus5343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don’t think he lost 1/5 of his army, it really just threw away a couple of archers, and in the next scenes, you can see how the army formation is complete, with no holes of dead soldiers, so it really didn’t kill that much

  • @SirJamesIGamerfuzion
    @SirJamesIGamerfuzion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    There are a lot of moments I enjoyed throughout the Hobbit movies but the moment @3:55 where the elves fire a volley of arrow taking out a big threat in aiding the dwarves is really cool to see because regardless of what issues both sides where dealing with it shows that the 2 sides can easily fight together like one

    • @kunsanyi9057
      @kunsanyi9057 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tomcsányi Gabiriella Gábriel arkangyal

  • @HenriqueVitorCruz
    @HenriqueVitorCruz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Uma das melhores batalhas, obrigado pela felicidade de ter assistido essa obra de arte.

    • @Caua_Monteirooo
      @Caua_Monteirooo 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Essa batalha é incrível.

  • @aksaks9994
    @aksaks9994 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Гномы красавцы, техника, тактика, продуманно, эльфы тоже на уровне! Каждый в своём красавчик! Гномы молодцы, организовано ничего не боятся!

  • @noping4100
    @noping4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    You can tell whoever wrote this scene played way too much total war

    • @Ghost2b0896
      @Ghost2b0896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      well he must be bad then

    • @freyrds8870
      @freyrds8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      What kind of TW player charges his cavalry straight into a wall of pikes?

    • @simpledrajo4189
      @simpledrajo4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@freyrds8870 me during my first gameplay

    • @noping4100
      @noping4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@freyrds8870 MMMEEEE

    • @ashvinsubbaiah3027
      @ashvinsubbaiah3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s called battle of the five armies. What do you expect?🤓

  • @KvNoWs
    @KvNoWs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    3:25 “it’s stupid but at least it’ll look cool”

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine backing up and getting killed they should have just reinforced it

    • @DreyVisual
      @DreyVisual 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still such a disgrace god damn XD

    • @user-jw6hs9mf4z
      @user-jw6hs9mf4z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's at least better than the crane corps from the the great wall

    • @gandalfthegay.
      @gandalfthegay. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sums up the Hobbit movies for the most part.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gandalfthegay. Too bad they failed on the whole "looking cool" part, lol

  • @yeyuan2070
    @yeyuan2070 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    still gives me the chills in so many years

  • @maddog6397
    @maddog6397 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    orcs: surrender now elves!!
    galdalf: come and get them!
    elves: awoo... awoo. awoo..!!

  • @killabeez7274
    @killabeez7274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The dwarves and elves could be such a power house if they fought together like this. The scene where the when arrows rip through the trolls and fist wave is amazing with the dwarves following on their little chariots of doom.

  • @aaronharkins4331
    @aaronharkins4331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    It never fails to make me cry when I see the elves vaulting over the dwarves shield wall. It’s tactically nonsensical but it’s too epic to be a plot hole. Idk if it’s weird that this makes my eyes leak it’s wholesome af

    • @cartergomez5390
      @cartergomez5390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nothing makes sense in life 💯

    • @darthnihilus6839
      @darthnihilus6839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And to be fair to the Elves the Dwarf shield wall would eventually be useless so what’s the point?

    • @theteutonking3306
      @theteutonking3306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@darthnihilus6839 did you just suggest that a phalanx, coupled with the fact its double layered with heavily armoured forces, *is useless?*
      Its the best thing for the situation, and the elves jumping over wasted their lives, and the dwarves once they were forced to break ranks.

    • @SagaciousNihilist
      @SagaciousNihilist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@theteutonking3306 Everything about what the elves did was nonsense, I get that they get endless respawns but they dont fight like a long lived race. They charged in a lose formation wielding only curved swords that were meant for cutting/slashing against armored and shielded Orcs, it was complete suicide... They should have reinforced the Dwarves flanks with their own heavy spear/shield infantry and fired volleys of arrows at the incoming orcs with their archers.

    • @wtfduud
      @wtfduud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The elves probably didn't want the dwarves to take the credit. Plus it's in character for elves and dwarves to use opposing tactics.

  • @pallavkumarroutray6782
    @pallavkumarroutray6782 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:20, the moment when the Dwarven commander says, 'Rakan Bekar' and they follow by, 'Ai Ruse Ai'.
    And then the following music at 3:26 is so damn addictive.

  • @KiraYagami-kz4th
    @KiraYagami-kz4th 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What I see is the Elves Army learns a lot from their prince Legolas. Stepping on Dwarves head.🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @alohacoach8002
    @alohacoach8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I was happy that dwarves were getting there representation in this series. We knew mankind was cool, elves are badass, orcs are cool, but now my favorite race(dwarf) are being showcased and I love it.

    • @Elthenar
      @Elthenar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and then they got cut from the theatrical release lol. But yeah, I feel ya.

    • @alohacoach8002
      @alohacoach8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Elthenar I want more dwarf armies you know. There passion for battle is so cool.

    • @majhangprakash
      @majhangprakash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dwarves my fav too. Specially Gimli

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elves are definitely my fave but I love dwarves, especially their smithing and crafting abilities.

    • @laststandinstalingrad5162
      @laststandinstalingrad5162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aloha Coach if only they made a movie about the war of Dwarves and Orcs or the war in the North

  • @bebenashville4342
    @bebenashville4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    * elves and dwarves are fighting *
    Orcs : yo wassup

    • @nori87
      @nori87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *TEAM UP ACTIVATE*

    • @bill775
      @bill775 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @aldrichpingul4556
      @aldrichpingul4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      more like
      Weyt! Holdup!