With the way Danny was talking about it _just_ being a plastic rocking chair (it's not a chair, this is a chair 🪑) I don't think he would have appreciated it anyway. /j I do think a sketch portraying Danny's disinterest as Kurtis excitedly shows him this awesome gaming chair (sorry not a chair) that took forever to find would be pretty funny.
The beef stew one is so scary because she is deathly afraid that her husband would find out she served him canned food. The implication that what horrible things was he gonna do if he found out.
@@deewreltih2124 women where seen back then as if they had to "serve" their husbands, a lot of commercials and ads would put women always in the kitchen, cleaning, cooking, while the kids and husband were eating.
Yeah, if you want to see at least a comical take on the trope, look up the “la Choy chow mein sad bride” commercial made by Jim Henson (yes, the muppets guy Jim Henson) (still the reality is horrific nonetheless but it wasn’t always framed as a straight up horror movie in advertising)
I had a modern whispers secrets doll , still horrifying. In the middle of the night , WHIILE IT WAS OFF, I got woken up by it suddenly repeating "I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets." I can still hear it 😭🥲
@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile the amount of times that happened to me😭. me and my brother used to have two and they legit started to have a conversation at 4 am
I used to have a doll that laughed when you pulled her hair. One day she got put in the washing machine and when she came out, even after drying, her laugh was deep and garbled from then on. It sounded so creepy lmao
Sounds like you parents "accidentally" washed it cause they were tired of hearing it. I can understand not realizing you have money in your pocket but putting in a whole doll by mistake, I'm not buying it lol
@@gavingiwer855 it's really not that far fetched. doll was in the hamper for whatever reason (kids put shit in there) and they threw the laundry in without realizing. if the parents goal was to get rid of it, they could have just thrown it out and pretended it was "misplaced"
@@gavingiwer855 I definitely would NOT blame my mom for doing that, but I don’t think that was it. I think it was mostly because I kinda hated baby dolls anyway, it was given to me, and I mostly used it as a bludgeoning weapon anyway. It got really dirty after a year or so, and I think I didn’t actually care if it got messed up lol. So my mom said “eh what the hell” and threw it in the wash with my stuffed animals
That sun fizz was completely genius. Most other commercials the people would just be like, "oh cool, a talking sun came out of my drink." Those people just reacted how you would in real life.
Well, to be honest, I would not immediately feel threatened by something so much smaller than me. I'd probably try to crush it with a shoe rather than run. But I agree that the commercial was genius and more natural than people simply accepting some weird thing related to a product they use casually walking around their house.
That Smokey the Bear ad unlocked a whole new fear. I meet the most beautiful girl, we go out on many dates, fall in love, get married, have kids and then one day when I’m old she peels off her face to reveal a bear asking me if I would’ve done all that if I knew it was him
and when you say no, he calls you a superficial asshole and murders you in cold blood, eating your aged carcass, only leaving behind a greasy mop of hair and a couple nails
Would you love me if I was a worm? Would you like me if I was a bear? If you were lost in the woods and had to stumble into a lifelong relationship with someone, would you rather it be with a woman or a bear?
What make the sunfizz commercial so much more funny is that fact that it literally IS real. My dad was the one who showed it to me and he said when he saw on tv he lost his mind. He still shows it to me from time to time. Now THATS what i call advertising
i think its also terrifying that she is so afraid of them finding out she can't make soup, even though shes known everyone there for at least 7 or 8 years
Yeah, OR it's like the commercial said itself. You can tell, or keep ot a secret and keep the praise for the great stew "you" made. The whole vibe was creepy, yes, but her hiding the can was literally ment in a cheeky way.
actually, as a kid who never saw horror movies and was incredibly sheltered, i had a immense fear of all dolls and toys, because of toy story i had nightmares of my own toys seeking vengeance upon me if i didnt like them or play with them enough, and my mom would spend years wondering why i kept making sure everything i had was facing a wall or hidden in a closet so i wouldnt see them at night
i didnt even watch toy story when i was a kid, i just hated dolls. my grandpa got me a laughing/crying doll for my 2nd? 3rd? birthday and i just bursted out crying when he gave it to me. feel so bad about that little incident still
@@junoismadyeah, it's apparently a common phobia. same with clowns. there's an uncanny valley factor, where an object or creature is just human enough to be familiar, but just inhuman enough to freak you the fuck out. i don't have a problem with clowns. my real issue with clowns is the ubiquity of the clown phobia. it's harder than you'd think to find cute clown things. most clown things are either grotesque or a reference to an evil clown character like pennywise or the joker. bummer.
No, Danny, you don't realize how badly that Sun Fizz commercial actually terrified me as a child. The second I saw that little gremlin monster jump out I had a full-on PTSD flashback.
the last one was genuinely so funny 😭😭 like yeah everyone in these commercials always just accepts it when a fucking animated mascot appears in their house i’m glad we’re getting some realistic representation here
The dog you like that talks is a toy I got as a kid. It was called the "Barbie and her Pooping Dog, Tanner." It was apparently recalled in 2007, when I was 8. lol. The dog ate pellets that served as the dog food and the dog poop. Teaching me the importance of cleaning up after your pup!
That sprite commercial with the sun. I saw that in the late 90s when it came out and I died. The initial scream, the "what's with you people?!", and the "RUUUN!" are all comedy gold.
My favorite thing about Baby Secret is that Rhett and Link on GMM made a video about discontinued toy commercials, and Baby Secret was featured on it. A few years later (in a Halloween episode), they have people come in with the creepiest dolls they can find, and Jordan brought Baby Secret on there. It was ranked first.
The six finger gun is from a point in time when spy toys were really popular! There was a lot of books about kid detectives and spys as well as popular radio shows at the time. there's a whole bunch of weird little toys like this, the reason it has so many random things it does is because it's meant to be a spy gadget type thing. there's been several emergences of spy toy popularity since as well. it's honestly a pretty neat trend to follow for toy and childrens media history!
I was helping my grandma clean out her attic. We found a big trunk up there and opened it and in it were some old roller skates, like the only metal ones, and a melted deformed baby secrets. When i tried to take pics of her, both my front and back cameras stopped working on my phone until i got out of the attic. I took her home and I leave it in my bed sometimes next to my super cuddly boyfriend. Shes one of many creepy dolls i own. I adore them. My favorite thing baby secrets says is "i like to whisper... In the dark." Followed by "pstpspspspst"
@TheTimelessToybox lol I too have puppets lolol I also didn't realize my folks were creepy until my besties, a married couple, gave me a creepy doll in a glass Annabelle like case that says "DO NOT OPEN" and then I was like, oh lolol this is my thing lolol (I have many hobbies and collections so idk how I'm perceived often, but they sleep over at least 5-6 times a year so they'd know I guess lololol)
The whispering Doll seems like a good thing parents can use to traumatize their children like, "If you don't finish your chores I'm going to put the doll in your room!" "No mommy! I'll finish cleaning my room today I promise!" 🤣🤣🤣
5:15 the dog is also a discontinued toy. It's from a Barbie set (I used to have the same one as a kid (mine only had three legs because one of them broke off) you feed it and it shits magnets. Kids started eating the magnets so it got discontinued. It makes a brief cameo in the Barbie movie
I was coming to the comments because I thought I recognized the dog from my childhood and wanted to see if anyone mentioned it being the one that ate little poo-shaped kibbles 😂
I can't believe Danny didn't say anything about the quality of the prosthetics in this commercial. You can tell it wasn't CGI and all handcrafted. I'm actually very interested in how this commercial got made lol. I wonder where the heads are now.
It is indeed a cool concept, but good heavens, everyone being shiny and plastic is one of the most uncanny things I've seen in a while. Reminds me of the Max Headroom hijack.
The joke you made about feeding a child to the father in the stew is super reminiscent of a famous short story called lamb to the Slaughter. Woman feeds her husband's murder weapon to the police in a lamb stew lol
@@yoongiverse. She killed him with a frozen piece of dinner.. I believe it was like a frozen Porkchop or something? The police came and she guilted them into eating the dinner she cooked, removing all of the evidence she killed him.
baby secrets and baby laugh a lot are like antagonists in a shitty indie horror game that everyone would criticize for having unoriginal and unrealistically scary antagonists. yet they both actually exist irl
When the six finger kid is writing with the pen, it looks like he's about to write "help". Coincidence that there's a terrifying serial killer narrator? I think not.
12:20 Why the fuck is one of the preprogrammed phrases “I like to whisper in the dark (:” Edit: The last commercial! That’s what commercials need to be! I wouldn’t mind nearly as much being bombarded with ads if they were actually CLEVER and ENTERTAINING (as well as informative)
Imagine its battery gets low it just says “ I’m d y îñğ…” or some shit lmfao It doesn’t obviously but I think we need someone to make an intentionally cursed version of this doll just because.
i recognized the channel immediately but couldn’t remember the channel’s name. it just unearthed memories from like 10 years ago so casually. i’m glad he enjoyed watching it lol
*NOOOOOOOO* That wasn't the whole Sprite commercial, there was no 'sun fizz sprite,' it's mocking mascots, you have to play the whole thing!!! It ends with "Thirst is nothing / Taste is everything / Obey your thirst" in that action movie narrator serious tone, IT'S SO GOOD, stg it's my favorite commercial of all damn time XD
the talking dog toy is so nostalgic for me. i had two of them and loved them more than the barbies they were supposed to belong to they had magnetic pellets that they ate and then pooped out
The vibe I get from the first video is tension, like something bad will happen if her husband ever finds out about the can. Especially with the DV in the 1900’s, a 1900’s ad like this can only have you assuming the worst.
my grandparents had that whispering nightmare in their basement, it belonged to my aunt when she was a kid. Other than the terrifying whispering half of her face was chewed off by rats. I still get nightmares of it every once in a while.
i remember my college english professor made us write an essay on the themes and stereotypes of commercials, and i picked a really old gushers commercial where kids turned into the fruits as well as a twinkies commercial about animals living in a trailer 😭 this video just reminds me of this
The worst "friend" doll I remember was my sister's Robopanda. It would speak randomly and it was SO RUDE. It literally taught my little sister to be a brat. That thing was evil.
That sun fizz ad is genuinely so funny because how it’s subverting the genre. There’s probably plenty of that now but that would absolutely get it stuck in my head and probably purchase it if I saw it on a store shelf lol all for the memes baby
Oh my goodness I remember the Lucky Penny shop! Thank you for leaving their channel on screen i was about to go looking for it because I remember watching it so much back in the day
In the six finger commercial when they showed how it was a pen the kid started writing he letters HE and then it cut off, I like to imagine that kid was writing HELP
Dude, am decrepit Milennial woman and when I was very small (ca. 1988) I got two dolls for my birthday. A pull-string talking Pee Wee Herman doll and a Baby Alive Doll. That bish ate your hair!!!! The stupid doll got banned from my elementary school BECAUSE she was eating long hair. That mechanized mouth.... I can STILL hear the motor running as its gaping maw yawns open and I feel a searing pain in my scalp. Not to mention it shit itself. As my childhood progressed, I vastly preferred the Pee Wee Herman doll. He got along great with my Alf doll. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to torture my college-aged son by opening his bedroom door, screaming, "lol u goonin' or mewin' in there?" before throwing myself off the closest bridge.
one of my favourite parts of this is seeing a youtube video i watched ten years ago when i was 6, visiting the channel, and seeing that you've helped other people rediscover a part of their childhood!!
How to define what a chair is is a common philosophical subject as it acts as a stand in for a discussion of what it means for anything to be "a thing"
15:35 What baby laugh a lot finds so funny... Is that her breath is joker's laughing gas and no one around her knows that. That's why everyone is laughing and can't stop!!
15:05 I feel like this would make a killer horror movie. Like Smile or something. Where you are infected with this horrifying laugh. Or just you own this and it starts laughing in the middle of the night and scares the shit out of you and wakes your kid up. No thanks
You wake up in the middle of the night to hear your doll laughing. As you look around to locate the sound you hear a whisper in your ear: "Baby Laugh a Lot knows how you're gonna die."
My favorite old ad (or maybe it was a psa? im honestly not sure) is called "DDT: Let's Put it Everywhere" all about how awesome it is to put ddt in your furniture, and paint, and sprayed onto your dog. Don't ask about bald eagles, theyre not important, buy more ddt. To be fair the unsettling nature is more in hindsight but still.
@idreamed_adream2 it was a pesticide that was super harmful to most local wildlife. Humans were slightly affected, it wasn't as toxic to us as it was to the environment. but bald eagles were nearly made extinct along with many types of fish. So it was eventually banned
this vid is like 3 weeks old so they could be formulating a response rn! (i hope) on top of that, he was cody’s friend so he may need to process everything. i hope he speaks out about what cody did thoigh
@@garf_mi I didn’t know Danny was Cody’s friend, I thought Noel was. I think you’re mistaking the algorithm grouping certain creators and recommending them together as them being friends. Has Danny and Cody regularly collabed together and I missed it?
ngl, i would have been obsessed with the secrets doll. i had a doll that made a few baby noises (maybe a giggle and a gurgle?) and i played that shit nonstop but the moving mouth would have had me seated for hours. it's kind of like how american girl dolls close their eyes when they lay down, and i used to tilt mine to make her blink lol. if they made a baby secret doll that BLINKED... i may just have to invest ..
Thanks for the video shoutout! I really appreciate it! It's good to see that video get some fresh views. That was a confirmed ricochete! Poor Butch!
Love your channel, used to binge your videos as a kid 😂❤ 🐕
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I used to binge your videos all the time growing up!!
I loved your videos so much as a kid I’m so glad to see you’re still releasing content!
6 finger! 6 finger! 6 finger! 666 finger! See, thats how they summoned the demon narrator.
And when you want to summon a demon you say their name three times hmmmm very suspect🤔
@@sofiaw4509the 6 finger guy is beetlejuice??
Reminds me of the Monster energy lady who said the logo was 666. "Guns up. And the devil laughs."
666 likes lol
Thsi video is #6 on trending
The video ends. Danny takes off his face and it's Smokey Bear. "if you knew it was me, would you have listened?"
Missed opportunity
@ville__ bait used to be believable
^^Nobody reply to this nerd it's bait/a bot, just report.
what makes this worse is i live right near a smokey bear statue :3
@ville__bait used to be believable
Insane that Kurtis acquired a video gear command center and didn’t invite you on the video
So truee
With the way Danny was talking about it _just_ being a plastic rocking chair (it's not a chair, this is a chair 🪑) I don't think he would have appreciated it anyway. /j
I do think a sketch portraying Danny's disinterest as Kurtis excitedly shows him this awesome gaming chair (sorry not a chair) that took forever to find would be pretty funny.
why does the six finger guy sound like he's a serial killer leaving hints about his murder
why did you write two comments 3 minutes apart 😭🙏
Because he killed Inigo Montoya’s father
@@SpicyMcCrispywhy not?
havent watched the video yet and im incredibly afraid.
Omg that’s so accurate
The beef stew one is so scary because she is deathly afraid that her husband would find out she served him canned food. The implication that what horrible things was he gonna do if he found out.
Why is she standing off to the side like a servant while they eat?
Was that a common expectation back then?
@@deewreltih2124 women where seen back then as if they had to "serve" their husbands, a lot of commercials and ads would put women always in the kitchen, cleaning, cooking, while the kids and husband were eating.
@@the-berries-and-cream-dude could also be that she already ate since the husband came home late from work
Yeah, if you want to see at least a comical take on the trope, look up the “la Choy chow mein sad bride” commercial made by Jim Henson (yes, the muppets guy Jim Henson)
(still the reality is horrific nonetheless but it wasn’t always framed as a straight up horror movie in advertising)
@@deewreltih2124 Yeah, wives were essentially just glorified maids that had to meet their husbands whims or risk being beaten or shamed.
I had a modern whispers secrets doll , still horrifying. In the middle of the night , WHIILE IT WAS OFF, I got woken up by it suddenly repeating "I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets. I'm whispers secrets." I can still hear it 😭🥲
BRO WHAT
Its like a furry, turning on in the middle of the night.. BUT WORSE. 😨 I hope you threw that out
FURBY**
@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smilenot furry😂
@@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile the amount of times that happened to me😭. me and my brother used to have two and they legit started to have a conversation at 4 am
I used to have a doll that laughed when you pulled her hair. One day she got put in the washing machine and when she came out, even after drying, her laugh was deep and garbled from then on. It sounded so creepy lmao
Sounds like you parents "accidentally" washed it cause they were tired of hearing it. I can understand not realizing you have money in your pocket but putting in a whole doll by mistake, I'm not buying it lol
@@gavingiwer855 it's really not that far fetched. doll was in the hamper for whatever reason (kids put shit in there) and they threw the laundry in without realizing. if the parents goal was to get rid of it, they could have just thrown it out and pretended it was "misplaced"
@@gavingiwer855
I definitely would NOT blame my mom for doing that, but I don’t think that was it. I think it was mostly because I kinda hated baby dolls anyway, it was given to me, and I mostly used it as a bludgeoning weapon anyway. It got really dirty after a year or so, and I think I didn’t actually care if it got messed up lol. So my mom said “eh what the hell” and threw it in the wash with my stuffed animals
@@stellarmori
There’s a good chance I threw it in the hamper, yeah.
your profile pic help what is norm doing there lmao
Baby Secret knows when you’ll die.
Baby Laughs-a-Lot knows how you’ll die.
Baby laughs-a-lot is the reason why you die
@@sanschmidt5457 She is the reason you want to die.
babies in general will outlive you and watch you die.
babies in general will outlive you and watch you die.
baby mix-a-lot likes big butts and he cannot lie 🤷♀️
That sun fizz was completely genius. Most other commercials the people would just be like, "oh cool, a talking sun came out of my drink." Those people just reacted how you would in real life.
Directed by Spike Jonze, Who also did Beastie Boys’ hilarious “Sabotage “ video- very original, think it got an MTV Award.
@@icu3869 that's awesome!
Well, to be honest, I would not immediately feel threatened by something so much smaller than me. I'd probably try to crush it with a shoe rather than run.
But I agree that the commercial was genius and more natural than people simply accepting some weird thing related to a product they use casually walking around their house.
That Smokey the Bear ad unlocked a whole new fear. I meet the most beautiful girl, we go out on many dates, fall in love, get married, have kids and then one day when I’m old she peels off her face to reveal a bear asking me if I would’ve done all that if I knew it was him
only YOU can prevent wildfires by marrying smokey the bear
and when you say no, he calls you a superficial asshole and murders you in cold blood, eating your aged carcass, only leaving behind a greasy mop of hair and a couple nails
does that make your children half bear?
theres a lot of people that wouldnt mind if their partner turned out to be an anthropomorphic bear
Would you love me if I was a worm? Would you like me if I was a bear? If you were lost in the woods and had to stumble into a lifelong relationship with someone, would you rather it be with a woman or a bear?
Anyone else notice the 6 finger frantically writing "HELP"?
Oh no
I thought it was "HELLO" , but that seems more likely.
yes omg that was my first thought!
Yeah
where
What make the sunfizz commercial so much more funny is that fact that it literally IS real. My dad was the one who showed it to me and he said when he saw on tv he lost his mind. He still shows it to me from time to time. Now THATS what i call advertising
just like every other work by spike jonze
It gave adult swim vibes
I would die laughing if that showed up while watching tv with the fam
Makeup ad, upcoming series ad, cleaning products ad, sprite a.. WTF 😂
The Lucky Penny Shop unintentional cameo just gave me a wave of nostlagia
samee
I LOVE LPS LES GOOOOO
Same
SAMMEEEE I LOVED LUCKY PENNY SHOP AND AS SOON AS I SAW THE DOG I WAS LIKE “OMG”
So crazy seeing the channel again
no because i loved how the dog too was ran out of the house😭 ( 16:12 )
And he genuinely seems spooked LMAO
Same 😅
15:52 the reason that they’re running is because if the sun fizz mascot catches you, you turn into a sun fizz mascot.
The alt endings are you turn into sun fizz or he holds you hostage and makes you drink sun fizz in a dark room for the rest of your life.
This reminds me of the gorillas glue ads
and then you have to turn 2 other people into sun fizz mascots, it's like a pyramid scheme
i think its also terrifying that she is so afraid of them finding out she can't make soup, even though shes known everyone there for at least 7 or 8 years
Wild way of explaining that she is speaking to her seven or eight year old child and husband
LOL that’s how I want to explain how long I’ve known my daughter
Probably cause pre made stuff was viewed as lazy and that you failed as a wife
@@matilda4204I literally didn't know what they meant until I saw your reply
Yeah, OR it's like the commercial said itself. You can tell, or keep ot a secret and keep the praise for the great stew "you" made.
The whole vibe was creepy, yes, but her hiding the can was literally ment in a cheeky way.
actually, as a kid who never saw horror movies and was incredibly sheltered, i had a immense fear of all dolls and toys, because of toy story i had nightmares of my own toys seeking vengeance upon me if i didnt like them or play with them enough, and my mom would spend years wondering why i kept making sure everything i had was facing a wall or hidden in a closet so i wouldnt see them at night
i didnt even watch toy story when i was a kid, i just hated dolls. my grandpa got me a laughing/crying doll for my 2nd? 3rd? birthday and i just bursted out crying when he gave it to me. feel so bad about that little incident still
@@junoismadyeah, it's apparently a common phobia. same with clowns. there's an uncanny valley factor, where an object or creature is just human enough to be familiar, but just inhuman enough to freak you the fuck out.
i don't have a problem with clowns. my real issue with clowns is the ubiquity of the clown phobia. it's harder than you'd think to find cute clown things. most clown things are either grotesque or a reference to an evil clown character like pennywise or the joker. bummer.
No, Danny, you don't realize how badly that Sun Fizz commercial actually terrified me as a child. The second I saw that little gremlin monster jump out I had a full-on PTSD flashback.
😂😂😂
The mascot just jumps out of your screen now and starts talking about how good it's vitamins and minerals are
the last one was genuinely so funny 😭😭 like yeah everyone in these commercials always just accepts it when a fucking animated mascot appears in their house i’m glad we’re getting some realistic representation here
499 now 500 I ruined it btw fr like how they accept a animated mascot
The dog you like that talks is a toy I got as a kid. It was called the "Barbie and her Pooping Dog, Tanner." It was apparently recalled in 2007, when I was 8. lol.
The dog ate pellets that served as the dog food and the dog poop. Teaching me the importance of cleaning up after your pup!
I had it too, loved it but the poop/food would sometimes get stuck 😭
@@cosmosisroserealistic 😭✋
Recalled?!? I had it way past 2007 💀
That’s crazy, I had one too as a kid no idea it was recalled lol I loved the little dog walking Barbie it came with
came looking for this comment. i loved that dog even after getting a pellet stuck in its stomach lol
That sprite commercial with the sun. I saw that in the late 90s when it came out and I died. The initial scream, the "what's with you people?!", and the "RUUUN!" are all comedy gold.
kurtis making a video on the gaming chair ad years later is hilarious
Years? This video came out like a month ago haha
4 weeks later*
If you watch the video, you can see that he's been working on the video since 2023
My favorite thing about Baby Secret is that Rhett and Link on GMM made a video about discontinued toy commercials, and Baby Secret was featured on it. A few years later (in a Halloween episode), they have people come in with the creepiest dolls they can find, and Jordan brought Baby Secret on there. It was ranked first.
I was trying to remember where I saw that commercial. It was their video lol
Yeah, pretty hard to imagine anything scarier than evil ASMR if you think about it 😭
i was looking for this comment
thats all i was thinking about and no one was mentioning it!!
Ahhhhh, that’s why I got déjà vu
i think id be pretty terrified if i heard nonstop baby laughing at the foot of my bed at 3 am, give me the whispering one 💀 i probably wont hear it
@ville__ what the actual fuck
@@the13torturedpoeti think this is one of those weird fake (?or troll?) accounts that pastes weird shit in comments, i see them everywhere now 😔
@@ggghost000 Yes, and instead of replying to them, you should actually just report their channel since it's the only way to truly get rid of them.
I’m watching this after kurtis made his video about the chair and I feel like I know way too much info about a chair that I never knew existed
the beef stew one was actually so unsettling when it went silent and could only hear the static
As a kid, I used to binge Lucky Penny Shop like there was no tomorrow
i really wanted the willy wonka toy kit as a kid ( i still want it now tbh )
@@teddieprox2307 OMG you're so real for that! There was a slurpee kit that I would beg my mom for
I always wanted a cotton candy machine to make random cotton candy like he did
I personally wanted those sets where you could make your own McDonald’s food but the fries were actually just pieces of bread covered in cinnamon
I wanted the dog to be real so bad
14:40 “not as scary as i thought” when she literally sounds like she just gassed a building full of people
The video gear was so good both Kurtis and Danny talked about it
the baby laughs a lot sounds like something the joker would make then use to spread laughing gas to every little girl in gotham
The six finger gun is from a point in time when spy toys were really popular! There was a lot of books about kid detectives and spys as well as popular radio shows at the time. there's a whole bunch of weird little toys like this, the reason it has so many random things it does is because it's meant to be a spy gadget type thing. there's been several emergences of spy toy popularity since as well. it's honestly a pretty neat trend to follow for toy and childrens media history!
I was obsesseddd with spy gadget toys as a kid
I remember always being super jealous of older spy toys because they were "actually cool" now I realize they were just "actually" unsafe lmao
I was helping my grandma clean out her attic. We found a big trunk up there and opened it and in it were some old roller skates, like the only metal ones, and a melted deformed baby secrets. When i tried to take pics of her, both my front and back cameras stopped working on my phone until i got out of the attic.
I took her home and I leave it in my bed sometimes next to my super cuddly boyfriend. Shes one of many creepy dolls i own. I adore them.
My favorite thing baby secrets says is "i like to whisper... In the dark." Followed by "pstpspspspst"
@TheTimelessToybox lol I too have puppets lolol
I also didn't realize my folks were creepy until my besties, a married couple, gave me a creepy doll in a glass Annabelle like case that says "DO NOT OPEN" and then I was like, oh lolol this is my thing lolol (I have many hobbies and collections so idk how I'm perceived often, but they sleep over at least 5-6 times a year so they'd know I guess lololol)
Danny: plays video game command center commercial
Kurtis Connor just blacked out somewhere
We all say thank you robert and danny in unison
thank you robert and danny
thank you robert and danny
Thank you Robert and Danny
Thank you Robert and Danny
Thank you, Robert and Danny.
I will never forget the Danny ads, especially the one of him spanking himself 💔
Ikr?!?
Truly that was a golden age
It’s sadly imprinted in my brain, it’ll never leave
Danny needs to make his own creepy old school ads now like he did with the mobile ads
@@LobsterMobster25YES I need that to happen now
The whispering Doll seems like a good thing parents can use to traumatize their children like, "If you don't finish your chores I'm going to put the doll in your room!"
"No mommy! I'll finish cleaning my room today I promise!" 🤣🤣🤣
Who's here after Kurtis' command centre video
me
lol same
me 🙋
5:15 the dog is also a discontinued toy. It's from a Barbie set (I used to have the same one as a kid (mine only had three legs because one of them broke off) you feed it and it shits magnets. Kids started eating the magnets so it got discontinued. It makes a brief cameo in the Barbie movie
I loved that damn dog
I'd like to know how we got from Point A to Point B on that one 🤨
I was coming to the comments because I thought I recognized the dog from my childhood and wanted to see if anyone mentioned it being the one that ate little poo-shaped kibbles 😂
@@deuceydee3506 ADHD
@@nameillprobablyregret6533 I mean how kids looked at a toy dog shitting magnets and thought, "What if I tried eating them?"
i actually love the duracell ad, they need to bring that concept back
I can't believe Danny didn't say anything about the quality of the prosthetics in this commercial. You can tell it wasn't CGI and all handcrafted. I'm actually very interested in how this commercial got made lol. I wonder where the heads are now.
I love the Duracell bunny so much I have one from the 1980s and I don’t think the bunny has an official name so I just call him Duracell
It is indeed a cool concept, but good heavens, everyone being shiny and plastic is one of the most uncanny things I've seen in a while. Reminds me of the Max Headroom hijack.
@@JoviGirl4Life-TH1NFS "Duracell bunny" lmao
That's their competitor, Energizer.
@@doylerudolph7965 they both have bunnies 😊 I can’t add photos to comments but you can Google it if you want to see
The joke you made about feeding a child to the father in the stew is super reminiscent of a famous short story called lamb to the Slaughter. Woman feeds her husband's murder weapon to the police in a lamb stew lol
how did she cook a weapon into a stew please give context 😭
@@yoongiverse. She killed him with a frozen piece of dinner.. I believe it was like a frozen Porkchop or something? The police came and she guilted them into eating the dinner she cooked, removing all of the evidence she killed him.
@@arcade_carpets6636 it was a lambchop, the story was also an early story of roald dahl who wrote charlie and the chocolate factory
Youve just unlocked a hidden memory for me lol
I had to watch it in English class when I was 12💀
the smokey the bear one felt like a cartoony super villian monologueing about how easy it is to start forrest fires.
baby secrets and baby laugh a lot are like antagonists in a shitty indie horror game that everyone would criticize for having unoriginal and unrealistically scary antagonists. yet they both actually exist irl
When the six finger kid is writing with the pen, it looks like he's about to write "help". Coincidence that there's a terrifying serial killer narrator? I think not.
No it was HELL because 666, six finger six finger six finger
have you heard of the Little Miss No Name doll? she's canonically an orphan who is always in tears... fun, right? she's from the 60s and very creepy
Omg, I looked her up…I can’t believe that doll made it to market 😬
Oh my god I WISH we could share photos on TH-cam cause I have one!! She is the cutest little lady, I love making clothing and accessories for her
12:20 Why the fuck is one of the preprogrammed phrases “I like to whisper in the dark (:”
Edit: The last commercial! That’s what commercials need to be! I wouldn’t mind nearly as much being bombarded with ads if they were actually CLEVER and ENTERTAINING (as well as informative)
It gets worse than that, I’ve heard people say it says “I want to sleep with you” 😣😣😣
@@JoviGirl4Life-TH1NFS DJSJFJEJDJAHS NO THANK YOU IM GOOD
@@Miscellaneous_Minx IKR! I’m pretty sure it actually says that 😭
Imagine its battery gets low it just says “ I’m d y îñğ…” or some shit lmfao
It doesn’t obviously but I think we need someone to make an intentionally cursed version of this doll just because.
Oh my god, not Danny Gonzalez watching Lucky Penny Shop. They were my literal childhood 😭
Same 💀 the way he reacted to there being a talking dog
Same!!!! It was a nice surprise! I used to watch that channel all the time
i recognized the channel immediately but couldn’t remember the channel’s name. it just unearthed memories from like 10 years ago so casually. i’m glad he enjoyed watching it lol
15:06 that meniacle laugh with that desperate sounding "JUST PUSH THE BUTTON" is the funniest thing ever
The narrator was forced to laugh because of the doll
@@omegaflowey9932 yes, he was being held at gunpoint
Yeah the narration from the dude was so much more unnerving than the doll lol, he sounded completely manic
@@svenbtb lol ikr
*NOOOOOOOO* That wasn't the whole Sprite commercial, there was no 'sun fizz sprite,' it's mocking mascots, you have to play the whole thing!!!
It ends with "Thirst is nothing / Taste is everything / Obey your thirst" in that action movie narrator serious tone, IT'S SO GOOD, stg it's my favorite commercial of all damn time XD
I kept expecting that sort of button on the end. I remember the obey your thirst campaign.
It was art
9:27 Kurtis Connor, the ultimate cool kid gamer
"Hon, have you seen our neighbor Stew lately?"
"You're eating hi- I MEAN it, haha" *sweats severely*
the talking dog toy is so nostalgic for me. i had two of them and loved them more than the barbies they were supposed to belong to
they had magnetic pellets that they ate and then pooped out
Tanner! And then it was recalled because the poop was made with lead paint
“That’s really a 1-2 punch to the cows” I DIED-
watching this after the new kurtis video is kinda sad tbh
??
"Is he some kinda 6th finger freak!?"
Don't bully Stanford like that Danny 😭
HHAHAAHAHAHAH
He was all I could think about during the six finger ad. Gravity falls has taken over my mind.
@@imnotgoodwithnames4101 Same, especially now that Alex Hirsch is tryna bring it back. 🎉🎉🎉
As a 70-year-old I have to say that it is only recently that being a housewife isn't a "hostage situation".
Thats some wisdom thrown down right here
you’re 70 and your username is pp pants?
@@casproshops Don't judge her, she's old they always have bladder problems!! (I'm joking of course)
@@casproshopsayo no username shaming, u can pp your pantz at any age
one, you’re lying. two, that’s actually the opposite of the case, seeing how being a housewife is a choice now.
The vibe I get from the first video is tension, like something bad will happen if her husband ever finds out about the can. Especially with the DV in the 1900’s, a 1900’s ad like this can only have you assuming the worst.
I love the pure panic of the Sun fizz commercial. Little talking spiky orange creature pops out of my soda, I'm getting the f out, too
Honestly, after the past five years? I'd just sit there like 'everything is so fucking weird this might as well happen too'
5:45 THE LUCKY PENNY SHOP OMG MY CHILDHOOD
FR!!!
THE WILLY WONKA CHOCOLATE FACTORY KIT WAS ON REPLAY EVERYDAY IN MY HOUSE
Right??
I NAMED MY WEBKINZ DOG SFTER THE DOG TOY!!
OMG SAME
15:27 the gun would go off
my grandparents had that whispering nightmare in their basement, it belonged to my aunt when she was a kid. Other than the terrifying whispering half of her face was chewed off by rats. I still get nightmares of it every once in a while.
minutes later I'm still laughing at this comment 😆"half of her face was chewed off by rats"
i remember my college english professor made us write an essay on the themes and stereotypes of commercials, and i picked a really old gushers commercial where kids turned into the fruits as well as a twinkies commercial about animals living in a trailer 😭 this video just reminds me of this
That gushers commercial is definitely one where they should have screamed like the sun commercial.
I knew i had seen that chair ad before
5:09 I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW LUCKY PENNY SHOP THEY WERE MY CHILDHOOD
I KNOW IM AT THAT PART RIGHT NOW AND I WENT TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE MENTIONED IT OMFG
AHHHH NOSTALGIA
I HAD TO PAUSE AS SOON AS I SAW THE WHITE VOID AND THE DOG 😭 i watched him for all of elementary school
LUCKY PENNY!!??! OMFG HES MY CHILDHOOD TOO!!!!!
EXACTLY
rewatching this video after kurtis's video about the video gear command center... i'm so happy to now know more about it and that kurtis has one
“welcome back, humble daniel” we all say in unison
Welcome back humble Danny
Welcome back humble dan
Welcome back, humble daniel
welcome back, humble daniel
Fried shrimp sandwich deal - edgar allan po
The worst "friend" doll I remember was my sister's Robopanda. It would speak randomly and it was SO RUDE. It literally taught my little sister to be a brat. That thing was evil.
That sun fizz ad is genuinely so funny because how it’s subverting the genre. There’s probably plenty of that now but that would absolutely get it stuck in my head and probably purchase it if I saw it on a store shelf lol all for the memes baby
The Smokey Bear one feels like Smokey is telling you about the forest because that's where he'll bury you.
The whispering doll will probably teleport and torment you but the laughing doll will definitely skin you alive or some sht
Oh my goodness I remember the Lucky Penny shop! Thank you for leaving their channel on screen i was about to go looking for it because I remember watching it so much back in the day
baby secret would talk shit to baby laughs-a-lot in the middle of the night, laughing creepily in turn, and work together to scar a child for life.
15:18 with and without context this is both goofy and terrifying 💀
In the six finger commercial when they showed how it was a pen the kid started writing he letters HE and then it cut off, I like to imagine that kid was writing HELP
Watching this after Kurtis’s video, Danny’s lack of respect for the video gear command center kinda makes me mad
"What is it." 🤖 "Is it a chair." 🤖
He's not even asking. He's just demanding answers.
Those are questions, not demands tho
Dude, am decrepit Milennial woman and when I was very small (ca. 1988) I got two dolls for my birthday. A pull-string talking Pee Wee Herman doll and a Baby Alive Doll. That bish ate your hair!!!! The stupid doll got banned from my elementary school BECAUSE she was eating long hair. That mechanized mouth.... I can STILL hear the motor running as its gaping maw yawns open and I feel a searing pain in my scalp. Not to mention it shit itself. As my childhood progressed, I vastly preferred the Pee Wee Herman doll. He got along great with my Alf doll. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to torture my college-aged son by opening his bedroom door, screaming, "lol u goonin' or mewin' in there?" before throwing myself off the closest bridge.
one of my favourite parts of this is seeing a youtube video i watched ten years ago when i was 6, visiting the channel, and seeing that you've helped other people rediscover a part of their childhood!!
How to define what a chair is is a common philosophical subject as it acts as a stand in for a discussion of what it means for anything to be "a thing"
8:34 "it's not a chair?... yes it is🤨" 😭😭
15:35 What baby laugh a lot finds so funny... Is that her breath is joker's laughing gas and no one around her knows that. That's why everyone is laughing and can't stop!!
5:44 omg i remember watching lucky penny shop when i was like 7, you unlocked a hidden memory
Same
REAL
Same dude same
FR I FORGOT ANT THEM I GOT SO EXCITED 😭😭
The minute I saw him searching for someone trying out old toys I immediately thought; “oh he’s definitely gonna fine lucky penny shop”
16:42 he’s gonna waterboard them with sun fizz
15:05 I feel like this would make a killer horror movie. Like Smile or something. Where you are infected with this horrifying laugh.
Or just you own this and it starts laughing in the middle of the night and scares the shit out of you and wakes your kid up. No thanks
that laughing doll commercial is one of the most terrifying things i’ve seen
You wake up in the middle of the night to hear your doll laughing. As you look around to locate the sound you hear a whisper in your ear:
"Baby Laugh a Lot knows how you're gonna die."
My favorite old ad (or maybe it was a psa? im honestly not sure) is called "DDT: Let's Put it Everywhere" all about how awesome it is to put ddt in your furniture, and paint, and sprayed onto your dog. Don't ask about bald eagles, theyre not important, buy more ddt. To be fair the unsettling nature is more in hindsight but still.
@idreamed_adream2 it was a pesticide that was super harmful to most local wildlife. Humans were slightly affected, it wasn't as toxic to us as it was to the environment. but bald eagles were nearly made extinct along with many types of fish. So it was eventually banned
8:20 is so out of context i love it
That Mattel baby secret seems like an antagonist in a Rod Serling Twilight Zone episode.
5:23 lucky penny shop I love this channel I used to watch them all the time 😂
please talk about cody ko
this vid is like 3 weeks old so they could be formulating a response rn! (i hope) on top of that, he was cody’s friend so he may need to process everything. i hope he speaks out about what cody did thoigh
@@garf_mi I didn’t know Danny was Cody’s friend, I thought Noel was. I think you’re mistaking the algorithm grouping certain creators and recommending them together as them being friends. Has Danny and Cody regularly collabed together and I missed it?
He doesn’t need to
@@sarahlovebear123 this comment was made before the situation received as much attention & i didn't know he unfollowed him
🎵🎶(03:05)It looks like a finger, but watch him flip, it's a secret weapon at your finger tip.🎵🎶
I love that.
15:13
This part fucking ended me
Baby Laugh A Lot feels like something the Joker would make to poison the children of Gotham City with his laughing gas
The beef stew man is holding me hostage
Did you like the stew?
at least you'll be fed well
ngl, i would have been obsessed with the secrets doll. i had a doll that made a few baby noises (maybe a giggle and a gurgle?) and i played that shit nonstop but the moving mouth would have had me seated for hours. it's kind of like how american girl dolls close their eyes when they lay down, and i used to tilt mine to make her blink lol. if they made a baby secret doll that BLINKED... i may just have to invest ..
Baby laughs a lot would make me cry a lot
"Love you, Danny" *All gregs chant*
Love you, Danny
Love you, Danny
Love you, Danny
Love you, Danny
Love you, Danny
im sorry....@11:44 she is legit whispering "i want to kill" ...i...thats what she said!!
Yea I noticed that to, that's kinda scary.
seemingly the audio 11:45 “I want to k-“ before it cuts off, and honestly, *kill* is the natural continuation