It's Do Or Die For Ted Cruz... Probably The Latter

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  • @jayspades9394
    @jayspades9394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Ted leaves these long gaps in between his sentences, perfect fit for a troll.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ikr

    • @radams36
      @radams36 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's like a living Rocky Horror Picture Show (without the class).

    • @omalor
      @omalor 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Spades Obama is better with gaps.

    • @J.B24
      @J.B24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, he should have called that dude a coward for wearing the glasses.

  • @KyleS.1987
    @KyleS.1987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Ted's just BEGGING to be interrupted with those obnoxiously long pauses.

    • @xSteeLer7
      @xSteeLer7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Seriously. That only works when you're behind a mic giving a speech.

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not even Obama was that incompetent

    • @Kim-tf3if
      @Kim-tf3if 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Kyle S. It is annoying. Like a preacher at the pulpit.

    • @americawashington2700
      @americawashington2700 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      America is a better country...

    • @Hotshots2890
      @Hotshots2890 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kyle S. Nah nah nah nah hey hey hey GOOD BYE TED!! nah nah nah nah.. hey hey hey.. good bye!

  • @Zimionz
    @Zimionz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "The question everybody here should ask ...."
    "Are you Canadian?"
    I completely lost it at that moment. Absolutely hilarious!

    • @seer1623
      @seer1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Canadian. I find that totally offensive, ha ha.

    • @justinjauernig8675
      @justinjauernig8675 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not really. It made that dude look like the classic moron who can't have. An intelligent debate because of how utterly stupid he is. Give them any facts and they will claim it's a lie. When they get nothing but lies from dishonest Donald

  • @Secretman33
    @Secretman33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Now that Ted Cruz isn't running anymore he will start his spree again

    • @nathannewbury1398
      @nathannewbury1398 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @jessicavrusso8141
      @jessicavrusso8141 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +secretman33 And he'll know who to kill first

    • @webduelist
      @webduelist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +secretman33 its just Trump now, kasich is going to be dropping out.

    • @jessicavrusso8141
      @jessicavrusso8141 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the heckler

    • @JMG_86
      @JMG_86 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +secretman33 O + - V A + - 0

  • @AndySmith606
    @AndySmith606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    That Trump supporter should get his own late night show

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR XD

    • @OrcoDevelopment
      @OrcoDevelopment 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +Andy Smith How is it possible someone could be that dumb and yet that quick on his feet at the same time?

    • @theskyenout
      @theskyenout 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      +OrcoDevelopment Ted's pauses were THAT long.

    • @unvergebeneid
      @unvergebeneid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Andy Smith
      Well, shouting "You're lying. LYING TED!" like a kindergartner is neither a good argument nor funny so ... nah.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Penny Lane Its funny deal with it.

  • @lilianmiramontesjr.7550
    @lilianmiramontesjr.7550 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    makes sense that the zodiac killer would be offspring of an assassin 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CraZyGuY10200
    @CraZyGuY10200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The wizard of oz trump gets me every time lol

    • @byLizee
      @byLizee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Kyle Guidry esp. this one, LMAO

    • @shaeugfie
      @shaeugfie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Beeg_Boy
      @Beeg_Boy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, Trump out of context is hilarious.

    • @theDizzyONE
      @theDizzyONE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +SmashJake trump IN context is hilarious haha

    • @LyingPrauses
      @LyingPrauses 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SmashJake what other context is there for saying you'll date your daughter?

  • @The1stFishBone
    @The1stFishBone 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    5:17 If Ted didn't pause after every other word this wouldn't happen.

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +The1stFishBone It was still disrespectful.

    • @tobylicious494
      @tobylicious494 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brent Wiggins Cruz is a professional debater and public speaker and he was completely out of his element againt that there red nick.

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      One person may know something the other is unaware of, sure, but if you can't tell that other what is unknown to them in a respectful way, you shouldn't be speaking. Share because you care, not because you want to attack a person. Even if they deserve to be talked to at a low level, don't, let them be the low one, not you.

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I agree, that underhanded tactic does not work in anyone's favor. Instead of having to be politically-oriented all the time, politicians should have the common voice of the people. As for respect, it goes both ways.

    • @BrentWigginsWords
      @BrentWigginsWords 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** It is true. Getting to the point and giving clarity needs to prefaced, before and after. I won't say Cruz isn't well-spoken, but he does take a long time addressing topics. A declarative statement needs to be more than a promise, which I feel Trump has said so many promises but has not made them realistic or a tangible possibility.
      Trump is hard for me to get around to while Cruz, slow as he may be, would be given the benefit of the doubt. I understand though that won't cut it for the presidency. Bernie is the only one making sense in my eyes.

  • @Thumbsupurbum
    @Thumbsupurbum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Just a couple of hours after they recorded this show Cruz dropped out.
    I can't wait to see the Hunger Games skit on Cruz.

    • @LordSlag
      @LordSlag 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Flintstoned THE HUNGRY FOR POWAR GAAMMMEEEZZZ!! HAHA! YES...

    • @dodopoopinpoop
      @dodopoopinpoop 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @Tori-mh7fg
      @Tori-mh7fg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Flintstoned fuck yes.

    • @Robotic_Rampage
      @Robotic_Rampage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Flintstoned Cruz-Kasich Hungry for Power Games Combo!

    • @1800-j8x
      @1800-j8x 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anderson cooper

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Trump and his supporters have done the impossible:
    They made Ted Cruz look sympathetic. And I can't believe I'm saying that...

  • @thecauseandfx
    @thecauseandfx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Funny to see Ted Cruz's amateurish "dramatic" pauses in speech finally backfiring on him.

  • @allenmadathil4513
    @allenmadathil4513 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Man I wanted to see Colbert talk about Cruz's suspension. Now I gotta wait a day 😭

    • @haranjung5190
      @haranjung5190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      To be honest, when he said "THIS... is The Road To White House", I waited so hard for it to be "The Hungry for Power Game".

    • @luciensegurasegura3464
      @luciensegurasegura3464 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Syrup & Pancakes I'd love to see caligula back!

  • @BlueWoWTaylan
    @BlueWoWTaylan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    It is suprisingly accurate how I pictured Trump supporters O.o My god it is terrifying.

    • @gublinchscrivener7891
      @gublinchscrivener7891 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Taylan Ertan It's like if Jayne Cobb was a 90s kid who got into politics.

    • @URKillingme100
      @URKillingme100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Taylan Ertan Yes, this guy is THE typical Trump supporter. And most never even voted before, never mind hold a political sign.

    • @brianblair8043
      @brianblair8043 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm A Former Democrat Now A Independent I Voted For Trump First Time I Ever Voted at the age of 31,I Just Turned 32 I Study Politics Very Smart Person.Trump has Great Policy's Education Getting Rid Of Common core Have Some Competition Charter,Valcher Schools With Local Education,Trade We r Ripped Off By Every Many Country's Losing Closer to 800 Billion $ a Year,Losing Thousands of Factory's,Company's,Millions of Jobs Sense Clintons NAFTA,Bringing China n To The World Trade Organization.Obama Is Trying To Pass TPP Whip the Country out of Jobs.Trump Put His Business People Over These Trade Deals,A Tariff on China Would Bring The 500 Billion $ Trade Deficit Way,Way Down,Keep Jobs Here Bring Jobs Back To The U.S. With Also Lowering Corporate Tax Down Were We Can Compete.Defend Our Borders 16,500 Border patrol Agents Endorsed Trump,Health Care Obama Care is a Disaster He has a plan On His Site Bur there r Other Alternatives,Tax Company's Who Try to Leave 4 Mexico Trump 2016

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BRIAN BLAIR "Very Smart Person" - I just can't.

    • @evanwheeler634
      @evanwheeler634 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kupo Warkson to add to that, he capitalized every single word!

  • @fieryeasy
    @fieryeasy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    lol Cruz thought he could have an intelligent conversation with a trump supporter.

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The problem was that he wasn't intelligent either. You don't talk down to people like that otherwise you're going to o get hit with sarcasm and quirky remarks lol.

    • @gustavoflores4971
      @gustavoflores4971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +scrubslover9 Exactly, that's kindergarten politics. A good campaign manager would never let that happen, Cruz's so innocent.

    • @3744012
      @3744012 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +fieryeasy It was still more intelligent than a conversation with Trump himself.

    • @bigdog4574
      @bigdog4574 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +fieryeasy Lol, the Irony.... republicans fostered the culture of idiots and now it's finally growing up and is killing them.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mathieu C bruh XD

  • @c.i.demann3069
    @c.i.demann3069 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Never wrestle with a pig, Ted. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

    • @fishermanWyatt-qg6tw
      @fishermanWyatt-qg6tw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Confucius says

    • @KinesiologyKris
      @KinesiologyKris 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Morgan Freeman Morgan narate my videos ;-)

    • @Rythmboy2
      @Rythmboy2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trump is pig indeed and Hillary is the bacon master

  • @Gam3Junkie
    @Gam3Junkie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Lovingly stroking the iceberg"..haha

  • @deltbrah5166
    @deltbrah5166 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When cruz was getting roasted i was dying lmfao just walked right into those comebacks.

  • @KambEight
    @KambEight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Good god. Who is Donald Trump if his supporters can make me feel sorry for Ted Cruz?

    • @mrweatherby
      @mrweatherby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +KambEight Biff. And somehow we're all forgetting his one weakness: getting a truckload of cow turds dumped on him. Where are the cow turds, Cruz!?

    • @AlejandroAlexHernandez
      @AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Blorp Weatherby
      lol

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KambEight
      It's the Alien vs Predator.

    • @D01018004
      @D01018004 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha... They both suck. Which STD would you rather not have? Lol

    • @johnnyskinwalker4095
      @johnnyskinwalker4095 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +KambEight nice try dimwit, it's more like Cruz looked like a genuine clueless dude onfit to hold office.

  • @PeefRimgarGames
    @PeefRimgarGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I personally think Trump is just going "What kinda shit can I say and still be considered a candidate?" Sometimes I think he's just playing games.

    • @URKillingme100
      @URKillingme100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Mungebimp13 Reminds me of the white guy in Boston last week that took police on an hour long high-speed chase. When they finally caught him he asked, "What do I have to do to get shot here?" I think we all know the answer to that one.

    • @jawadad802
      @jawadad802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mungebimp13 he's gonna let the DNZ buy him out (the GOP underbid at Trumps price and overestimated the IQ of their own voters) ...unfortunatly he got the crazies so riled up I doubt if even he can sabotage his own nomination at this stage....He could rape a nun on times square and his supporters would go " yea, well, she had it coming' playing coy with that burka, filthy muslim!"...if Obama did a state of the union speech today it would just say: BAD!

    • @jawadad802
      @jawadad802 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mungebimp13 sorry DNC

    • @ashmorris5969
      @ashmorris5969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Mungebimp13 With everything he's been saying, I feel like he's trying to get kicked out or lose voters, but for some reason he keeps getting more.

    • @PeefRimgarGames
      @PeefRimgarGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cherish Fiction It's like he's got so much money he's accidentally buying voters.

  • @delibertatem4922
    @delibertatem4922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That trump supporter is a great roaster.

  • @SushantThapaliya
    @SushantThapaliya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Woo! *Hungry for Power Games* tomorrow!
    _Farewell Tribute Cruz. The odds were never in your favour.._

  • @JohnSmith-te4ll
    @JohnSmith-te4ll 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Bravely, Ted cruised on." Stephen. You're killing me.

  • @seanquinn1546
    @seanquinn1546 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    HUNGER FOR POWER GAMES THIS WEEK! GET PUMPED!!!!!!!!

  • @qanh96
    @qanh96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    can't believe I'm saying this but I actually feel bad for Cruz

    • @LiveLXStudios
      @LiveLXStudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +quang anh nguyen tien He's a shitty person, but even he seems good in comparison to the average Trump supporter.

    • @jincyquones
      @jincyquones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +quang anh nguyen tien Ted Cruz directly led to the 2013 government shutdown because he wouldn't let the Senate pass a budget that didn't defund the food stamp program and gut Obamacare (which would've left millions without healthcare). That man doesn't deserve sympathy from anyone.

    • @Cmackie311
      @Cmackie311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cruz believes in his own values, which I can respect. Despite not agreeing with him on nearly everything, I can respect the guy for fighting for what he believes in. In other news, thank god he dropped out

    • @JamesExcell-InterJex
      @JamesExcell-InterJex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I DO NOT.

    • @madisonshay
      @madisonshay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +quang anh nguyen tien I personally do not feel bad for that transphobe

  • @rsquare32
    @rsquare32 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What is the question that everyone wants to ask here?"
    "Are you Canadian?"
    LMAO

  • @TheAdidaskicks23
    @TheAdidaskicks23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Lol that guy killed Ted Cruz during his weird.....pauses in between.......sentences.

  • @robthebuilder1000
    @robthebuilder1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Stephen doesn't even have to write his own material anymore Indiana does it for him

  • @stevie68a
    @stevie68a 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I met Stephen in Central Park for some kind of commercial being made.
    He is a very nice guy out of character.
    I'm glad he's doing so well.

    • @bonmot7850
      @bonmot7850 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      By "met" you mean "accosted"

  • @MusicOrLoseItTV
    @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    May the failed 2 party system end.

    • @phillefever1934
      @phillefever1934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jeff4justice Oh it has... Only one from here on out now

    • @dulla93
      @dulla93 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +jeff4justice *May The 4th be with you

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Wishful thinking brings about change.

    • @MusicOrLoseItTV
      @MusicOrLoseItTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Like what? Illuminati? New World Order?

  • @andrewc4112
    @andrewc4112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Trump's supporters didn't pull out his strongest campaign ad yet: "Yo mama"
    What other strokes of brilliance will we see from the man who thinks National Enquirer is on par with Reuters?

    • @AlejandroAlexHernandez
      @AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @doughboydevito4529
      @doughboydevito4529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Allergic To Everything
      W.

    • @JazzKeyboardist1
      @JazzKeyboardist1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Allergic to Everything ......What other strokes? Probably taking the oath of his first office..What was his Vietnam?

    • @shaneford9267
      @shaneford9267 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      he couldve easily said that trump wants to repeal obamacare... thats a strong point.

  • @manish236
    @manish236 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was really hoping for Ted to continue my unfinished work. #Letdown #adolfing

    • @wesguffey4503
      @wesguffey4503 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Too much gas bill Pretty sure Trump's gonna do it for you.

  • @alfonshomac
    @alfonshomac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lmao "are you canadian?" haha that's some quick wit for a William of the hill.

  • @bige8949
    @bige8949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It takes Trump to make Cruz look sane.

    • @saltchan2
      @saltchan2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Gísli Stefán very profound comment

  • @jaredlingle3623
    @jaredlingle3623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    but seriously, Donald Trump is Biff.

  • @1mfilms
    @1mfilms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    4:18 I've rewatched this exchange about a dozen times already. lol

  • @MisterBurkes
    @MisterBurkes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    AND THAT is why politicians should stop doing their obnoxious pauses in the middle of sentences. #Rekt

    • @simoncarlile5190
      @simoncarlile5190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +MisterBurkes On the contrary, I hope they continue, and I hope moments like that happen all the time.

  • @SlipperyTeeth
    @SlipperyTeeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Biff Tannen line was a stroke of genius. I think I might support Cruz now...and...too late.

  • @Xenophontes
    @Xenophontes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cruz: Sir, America is a better country....
    Dude: without you...
    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @linkinparkrulz2275
    @linkinparkrulz2275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    That Biff Tannen slam was fucking genius.
    I almost want to support cruz now, even though he's against everything democracy stands for.

    • @4therepublic733
      @4therepublic733 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too late

    • @kaihulud87
      @kaihulud87 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +4TheRepublic Too late, or just at the right time?

    • @aaronwolf2483
      @aaronwolf2483 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kai Hulud Cruz dropped out. It's too late.

    • @kaihulud87
      @kaihulud87 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well i think half or most of the appeal of cruz now is because he dropped out and is no longer a real choice

    • @anaisdaniels1211
      @anaisdaniels1211 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He dropped out.😂😂😂

  • @brianc4056
    @brianc4056 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    WHERES MY HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES!

    • @JaBarge303
      @JaBarge303 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Next episode cause they dropped out today

  • @SS4Inferno
    @SS4Inferno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Normally I cannot condone Trump supporters. But that guy was a burning genius.

    • @onyx1186
      @onyx1186 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SS4Inferno only on quips...... we all have our talents i suppose

    • @SS4Inferno
      @SS4Inferno 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      onyx1186 Yeah, quips/burns

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Most valid argument Cruz has made is the 'Back to the Future' reference.

  • @Buenomars
    @Buenomars 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Roflmao, that man in shades is hilarious and so insufferable!

    • @aqew
      @aqew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      dude he owned cruz

    • @LyricalDJ
      @LyricalDJ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +1 “vkrapebot” 1 No, he didn't. He's just been drinking too much of Trump's cool-aid. Hence why there's no reasoning with him.

    • @typoded
      @typoded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +LyricalDJ oh he did. there obviously is no reasoning with him because he's a fucking moron, but he did totally own cruz

    • @typoded
      @typoded 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Joe Snow nah his interjections were on point. though if ted cruz didn't speak at 10 words a minute this wouldn't happen to him

  • @ralphbernhard1757
    @ralphbernhard1757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    For everybody with an IQ over 90, this show is hilariously anti-Trump.
    For everybody with an IQ under 90, it's a campaign ad for Trump...

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      well it all depend it's only a plus to idiotic trump supporter I'm mean if your smart enough to realize that trump is a dumb ass then no but if not we'll...

    • @mananttheegg9185
      @mananttheegg9185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or for non-ignorant people, this is a left biased show and should be taken as seriously as Fox News. #Trump2016

    • @brgtramo
      @brgtramo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Manant Theegg If you're voting for Trump you're already an ignorant. So there is that too...

    • @Ba12a198
      @Ba12a198 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Manant Theegg L

    • @johnathanvargas803
      @johnathanvargas803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Bruno Gava Tramontina lmao fam. there are retards and smart people supporting every candidate

  • @BlackMasamuneX
    @BlackMasamuneX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What a perfect example of how effective Trump is at spreading his message.

    • @doughboydevito4529
      @doughboydevito4529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean his sad, pathetic, immature, and bigoted message?

    • @johnbender7082
      @johnbender7082 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Doughboy Devito Better than left wing fascists like you.

    • @doughboydevito4529
      @doughboydevito4529 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +John Bender
      L.

    • @Catherine3385
      @Catherine3385 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Doughboy Devito
      can you repeat the sad, immature and bigoted message that you are talking about?

    • @pkrangersf3072
      @pkrangersf3072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +John Bender The definition of fascism is an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization. Dumb ass

  • @anderssonarad2552
    @anderssonarad2552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    in the 1st picture Ted Cruz looks like Paul Bearer without mustache

  • @erik8467
    @erik8467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "are you Canadian" I am done lmao

  • @gilbertoresendez37
    @gilbertoresendez37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I actually think bernie sanders vs Donald Trump would be a better debate

    • @gilbertoresendez37
      @gilbertoresendez37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard that the person running the fbi investigation is a hard core republican who is going to wait until the gerenal election to announce anything that way republicans win

    • @jiq9178
      @jiq9178 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone against Trump would be fun, so much fun, I can't wait for those debates. Talk about walls and shit, can't wait can't wait,oh my god

    • @gilbertoresendez37
      @gilbertoresendez37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hillary might start crying. I can't say I won't enjoy that even tho I don't like trump either

  • @SuperYuuki3
    @SuperYuuki3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That shouty guy is my favorite Disney princess

  • @rjhale9261
    @rjhale9261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ted Cruzed on"
    im so done right now xD

  • @fishermanWyatt-qg6tw
    @fishermanWyatt-qg6tw 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They should have asked Cruz if he was the zodiac killer

  • @HelloFutureMe
    @HelloFutureMe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So I'd give it 2 weeks before the Zodiac Killer makes an appearance.

  • @SSJ1Igor
    @SSJ1Igor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The funniest part of this was the Trump fan destroying Cruz

    • @mkinjustice8231
      @mkinjustice8231 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually Cruz was right

    • @PoorlyMadeArt
      @PoorlyMadeArt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Mk Injustice Yeah, but it was like Cruz was arguing with a wall.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +SSJ1Igor How exactly was he destroying Cruz? Being louder doesn't mean you're suddenly right about anything.

    • @SSJ1Igor
      @SSJ1Igor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      smokejc
      neither does it mean Cruz was right

    • @NicCagetheDickMage
      @NicCagetheDickMage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +smokejc Come on m8 dont tell me you didnt laugh at "are you canadian"

  • @iliketotrolololololo
    @iliketotrolololololo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Haha, Cruz was getting DESTROYED by those Trump fans. Shit had me dyin!!!

  • @WildWesternWolf
    @WildWesternWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So those are the trump supporters

  • @OpalShade
    @OpalShade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I almost chocked on "America is a better country-" - "Without you" :D

  • @doratheexploder286
    @doratheexploder286 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why won`t you respect my authoreta? Poor Ted can`t get no respect lol.

  • @daliasrz9577
    @daliasrz9577 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you Canadian?" LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @DF-ke4cp
    @DF-ke4cp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WE'RE ALL BIFFED!!!

  • @michaejackson4ever
    @michaejackson4ever 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the guy in the background that yells, "Donald Trump sucks too!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @Patri_Fides
    @Patri_Fides 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    ""The question everyone here should ask...."
    "Are you Canadian?"
    I don't think a Trump supporter has ever made me laugh that hard.

    • @russianbot2179
      @russianbot2179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jack St john yes stupidity is indeed humorous

    • @zef1954
      @zef1954 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Billy Blaster it's a valid question that's why he didn't answer lmao

    • @russianbot2179
      @russianbot2179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZEF it's as valid of a question as is obama born in Kenya

    • @Patri_Fides
      @Patri_Fides 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Obama was actually born in the U.S. so.....

    • @russianbot2179
      @russianbot2179 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack St john so.... what? both Obama and Cruz were legally allowed to run for President under our laws. so bringing up their place of birth is irrelevant because that shit has been settled.

  • @AckzaTV
    @AckzaTV 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ted Cruz got fuckin owned

    • @Battlefieldd3
      @Battlefieldd3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      don't like Ted but the guy in shades made a total ass of himself.

    • @Battlefieldd3
      @Battlefieldd3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you sound like an ass

    • @Battlefieldd3
      @Battlefieldd3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you admit you sound like an ass, good job dumbass

  • @Muadexperience
    @Muadexperience 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think he forgot J.F Kennedy's name

  • @wileyschmitt
    @wileyschmitt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ted Cruz's speeches would be perfect for MST3K or Riff Trax, so riffable.

    • @Fetidaf
      @Fetidaf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I understood, like, between 1/3 and 1/2 of that statement 😂

    • @wileyschmitt
      @wileyschmitt 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      geterhero
      Time to use that search engine then.

  • @alexblake5369
    @alexblake5369 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Come on! How do you not do a Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer joke? Internet and trolls, since this is probably (and hopefully) the last time we hear about Cruz I say we have an epic showdown! Who can come up with the best Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer joke? GO!

    • @jeffrobbins3378
      @jeffrobbins3378 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Alex Blake Are you kidding? Cruz will run again in 2020, 2024, and every four years after. God will make him president of Hell.

    • @thoughtsofaleo2916
      @thoughtsofaleo2916 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe he waited until the Hungry for Power Games to make that joke?

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No love lossed for Trump or Cruz, but that good old boy was hilarious. Cruz didn't stand a chance.

  • @theTIVANshow
    @theTIVANshow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    this has got to be the funnest TH-cam video I have seen in a long time

  • @dannymut223
    @dannymut223 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Are you Canadian?"
    Killed me

  • @Hollyweed1
    @Hollyweed1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Even supporters of Trump are bullies.

  • @mostmelon
    @mostmelon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I'm seriously considering this becoming Canadian thing. I might even settle for Mexican, and I DO NOT speak Spanish.

    • @rayoser
      @rayoser 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idiota

    • @Avegadez
      @Avegadez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +mostmelon mexico is a shit country

    • @NS1973
      @NS1973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Avegadez Phonetic translation: Meh-hee-co estah mair-day.
      Get that one down pat and you'll do fine in Mexico. Super-fine.

    • @jo5242
      @jo5242 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheNightShadow what are you trying to say in Spanish because its wrong lol

    • @mostmelon
      @mostmelon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi im Paul
      I'm pretty sure he's saying "Mexico is shit."

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Those Trump folk were pretty ad rem there. Or were they? I mean... they got about the average Cruz Pause to come up with an interjection.
    About 2 mins.

    • @JDBenavidez
      @JDBenavidez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Louie Berg Right? That's not how normal people speak. Cruz talks like he is always giving a speech. Who wouldn't be able to make him look stupid?

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +J.D. Benavidez Becauswe he carefully considers what he says.

    • @JDBenavidez
      @JDBenavidez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jason Martin What he says is still dumb though. It must not be working.

    • @jasonmartin4775
      @jasonmartin4775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You believe that it's that way.

    • @JDBenavidez
      @JDBenavidez 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason Martin It clearly didn't work. He quit and nobody who knows him likes him.

  • @ethanroberts9360
    @ethanroberts9360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Indiana Hollerin Squad exists!

  • @Hollyweed1
    @Hollyweed1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Only Doc (Bernie Sanders) can stop Biff!

  • @CouchKiwi
    @CouchKiwi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who's watching in 2017? Ah boy
    This was a great clip

  • @Sir_Flopsalot
    @Sir_Flopsalot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Are you Canadian?" I forgot what it was like to laugh uncontrollably like that, well played. I'm from Indiana and I approve this message.

  • @ItsZake
    @ItsZake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that ending was great

  • @joao_goncalves
    @joao_goncalves 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He looks like he's being trolled online by that guy.

  • @victormanyeruke9997
    @victormanyeruke9997 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:20 dam,those comebacks are on point

  • @francescaa7829
    @francescaa7829 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What's the Road to the White House into going to be like without Kasich and Cruz?

    • @agriperma
      @agriperma 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +AROLIA Well, when its just Trump, the segment will be renamed to "The road to perdition"

    • @CoWinkKeyDinkInc
      @CoWinkKeyDinkInc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There still is Hillary and Bernie to talk about

  • @pellaken
    @pellaken 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally the first thing I thought of when Cruz dropped was that you guys will need to change your "road to the whitehouse" graphic.

  • @wobblesman4316
    @wobblesman4316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "How will we fix the economic crisis?" "Ur mum is an economic crisis." -People

  • @utopiancat8356
    @utopiancat8356 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Tributes, assemble!" CANT WAIT

  • @SunflowerSocialist
    @SunflowerSocialist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who is he going to replace Cruz with, in that animation? Gary Johnson? Jill Stein?

    • @bobm1182
      @bobm1182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Brendan Davison the tin man didnt have a heart so gonna be tough to replace the zodiac killer himself whoever it ends up being

    • @jeoboden
      @jeoboden 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Brendan Davison JOHNN CENAAA!!! but lol im a gary supporter when u become a libertarian?

    • @SunflowerSocialist
      @SunflowerSocialist 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henry Wissmiller I'm not, Im a Green

  • @minjaejameskim8340
    @minjaejameskim8340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm laughing so hard that I can't breath....

  • @Coregame3
    @Coregame3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *TRUMP > HILLARY*
    *WE CANNOT HAVE HILLARY CLINTON IN THE WHITE HOUSE*
    *EITHER VOTE TRUMP OR JILL STEIN, WRITE IN BERNIE, OR DON'T VOTE AT ALL*

    • @Kougeru
      @Kougeru 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +17Haru17 she's a warmonger so things definitely could get worse with her. Trump or Clinton, things will get worse

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree on the No Hillary in the white house part..but putting Trump there...eh...

    • @Coregame3
      @Coregame3 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      許錦文 better than Hillary

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Coregame3 *sigh, it has come to this...Hillary is a lying Robot, I just wished that on other end would be someone normal (•_•).Well then,BernieorBust?

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MsPark well, Hillary is a literal Bot...so in conclusion, I'm gonna sit out this election.

  • @bman4099
    @bman4099 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't wait for the hungry for power games

  • @FaithfulofUltramar
    @FaithfulofUltramar 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ☐ Not REKT
    ☑ REKT

  • @wesleyem3
    @wesleyem3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:47 SHEEP ALERT! BAAAAAH! SHEEP!

  • @PiantaBroker
    @PiantaBroker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So who will replace the Tin Man?

  • @PeterChien138
    @PeterChien138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HE's done, LOL.

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This little-known candidate is becoming more and more attractive:
    #GiantMeteor2016 #JustEndItAlready

  • @sidds3180
    @sidds3180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:18-5:35 Just savage! LOL

  • @supyoist
    @supyoist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ted would've earned my vote with the BttF reference but oh well

  • @tomtoonz
    @tomtoonz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cruz' speaking pattern (partial sentence, long pause, partial sentence, long pause) is perfect for quick-minded folks to interject hilarity into the pauses. BRAVO!! LMAO!

  • @Charlie-qc5cs
    @Charlie-qc5cs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    America is a better country... Without you. HAHAH I DIED

    • @MayannHanna
      @MayannHanna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Charlie D Yup, awesome joke, but not a substitute for a decent argument, or a minimal amount of respect, neither of which that guy had.

    • @Charlie-qc5cs
      @Charlie-qc5cs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MayFlower Ann oh not at all. Very unintelligent argument. Still made me laugh

    • @MayannHanna
      @MayannHanna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlie D Yeah me too, but then I felt bad about it.

    • @WestOfEarth
      @WestOfEarth 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MayFlower Ann Question is, does Cruz deserve any respect? If not, then he doesn't deserve a decent argument. Also, I'm not a Trump supporter, but that entire exchange to me was hilarious.

    • @MayannHanna
      @MayannHanna 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WestOfEarth I honestly don't care whether he deserves it or not. People should give the minimum level of respect to all people. It should be a basic rule.

  • @darareachphon
    @darareachphon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just send me to do then. Stop keeping me under house arrest.

  • @KingOfSpadess
    @KingOfSpadess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great example of the majority of trump supporters. He knows nothing about politics except for a wall.

  • @johntellnott12345
    @johntellnott12345 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    that "are you Canadian ?" bit is classic.

  • @undeadrocket101
    @undeadrocket101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I WANT IT MOMMY! I DONT CARE MOMMY!!!

  • @deanchampion6777
    @deanchampion6777 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    That guy at the end talking to Cruz needs to be hired as a comedy writer... quick wit, and spot on irony... ROLTFLMAO.

    • @Eric.1I37
      @Eric.1I37 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dean Champion
      They were trolling him hard, LOL.