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  • MAG108 - Case #00692008 - Adonis Biros
    Statement regarding their performance on stage.
    The Magnus Archives recounts the tale of an actor whose affinity for soliloquys led to a strange encounter on an empty stage with an unexpected audience.
    Content Notes: Stalking, threats of violence, violent crimes (discussed)
    Starring: Martin Blackwood - Alexander J Newall; Peter Lukas - Alasdair Stuart; Basira Hussein - Frank Voss
    Writer: Jonathan Sims
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  • @malmorose
    @malmorose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2247

    Peter: Let me see what you have
    Martin: a KNIFE!
    Peter: No!!

    • @rainm9894
      @rainm9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I imagine he happened to have a butterknife on his desk and was brandishing it at Peter

    • @mxxnlight111
      @mxxnlight111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT BAHAHA

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's the corkscrew in mine.

    • @azulBjort_1406
      @azulBjort_1406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Ghostrecall_M The bloody corkscrew 😂😂😂

  • @Tegres1
    @Tegres1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    "So your advice would be, 'less murder.'"
    That has always led to my best experiences.

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Really? Has been rather bland for me...

    • @valdamirlebanon4508
      @valdamirlebanon4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      To each their own I guess. Personally I rather like murder, and find that it adds a healthy spice to any workplace environment.

    • @itsiz9738
      @itsiz9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Huh, well you know My Chemical Romance told me to kill all my friends, so I'll have to sit on this and figure out who has the best advice. Maybe I should give both a try, and see which is better...

    • @irca318
      @irca318 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @valdamirlebanon4508 take my like and get out of here

  • @Aya-xu1xk
    @Aya-xu1xk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    "Martin, do I scare you?"
    "yES-"
    I mean yeah mood.

    • @owrooh1649
      @owrooh1649 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Broke my heart 😭🫶

  • @hrani
    @hrani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2088

    For all of his skittishness ("I have a KNIFE!") Martin does adjust pretty quickly to all kinds of things

    • @hrani
      @hrani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      Also: "Less murder, then? A good observation, and I thank you for it"

    • @utardaheidinn9048
      @utardaheidinn9048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like the end of the world

    • @Thisone109
      @Thisone109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@utardaheidinn9048 that would never happen..heh.. Heh.. Heh ∩˙▿˙∩

    • @albuseisenhorn3385
      @albuseisenhorn3385 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then immediately gets called out for it by Peter

  • @CallMeNIBS
    @CallMeNIBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    "Was he... *woohoooohooooo* ?"
    God I love Basira

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me too

    • @micah2879
      @micah2879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I CRACKED UP. Hilarious.

    • @TobiasFangorIsntCis
      @TobiasFangorIsntCis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "A bit, yeah" was also a very funny response

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      she's a treasure

    • @tretizzle
      @tretizzle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's the closest to happy I've ever heard her 😄😄

  • @2001Pieps
    @2001Pieps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    I just love to imagine Martin trying to pull out his knife and accidentally pulling out the corkscrew.

    • @edelbrosnan6222
      @edelbrosnan6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      That is cannon you can't change my mind

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes.

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He probably is referring to the corkscrew

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I’ve got-
      *don’t say the corkscrew!*
      -a knife!

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is canon

  • @themaninyourcomputer
    @themaninyourcomputer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1459

    This is kind of cute, the ghost just wanted to watch a play and then it got so excited about the guys monologue it followed him to ask for an autograph, and invited all it's friends so they could watch too.

    • @agnieszkasalach4395
      @agnieszkasalach4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@sabrinasutter115 Well, he does sound like the type to be mean to his devoted fans

    • @Thisone109
      @Thisone109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Oh god it's the anatomy students all over again 😂

    • @raccoon7753
      @raccoon7753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Thisone109 O H N O
      N O N O N O NOoOOOooO

    • @laughingooooo
      @laughingooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ok well when you put it like that its adorable

    • @bugjams
      @bugjams ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That or it's some sort of power trying to show him that he doesn't really want to be alone. He talks so much about how he avoids people and likes being "alone" on stage, but when he's _truly_ alone it scares him.

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    Martin: DONT COME CLOSER. I HAVE A KNIFE AND IM NOT AFRAID TO STAB MYSELF

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao thank you

    • @liaml.e.5964
      @liaml.e.5964 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Pretty much in character for Martin, to be honest 🤣

  • @hollynotholy
    @hollynotholy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Peter Lukas be like "gimme feedback from your boss so I can think about my own leadership, please" and his conclusion is "less murder = better boss".

    • @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises
      @CamilleChauTempsDesCerises 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      It's a good conclusion. This man tries to improve his management, I appreciate

  • @audacioustabby2774
    @audacioustabby2774 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Peter: What are you looking for in a boss?
    Martin: Considerably less murder.
    Peter: Hmm, never thought of that.✍Less✍murder✍New✍apprentice✍ 😀

  • @grumpygato99
    @grumpygato99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Martin being polite to a terrifying possibly murderous thing is a big mood

  • @Ardelin_
    @Ardelin_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +991

    "So, your advice would be 'less murder'?" is the funniest thing-"No, no, it’s a good observation, I thank you for it." "You’re wel…come…" comes very, very close.

  • @kilogramate
    @kilogramate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +897

    "jon called. he's an american now." 15:17

    • @kilogramate
      @kilogramate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      i know i misheard it but i was on the f l o o r

    • @pianos4095
      @pianos4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@kilogramate oh god same, that's what I heard at first too

    • @hauntedteethcupboard
      @hauntedteethcupboard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      *Scene cuts to John rapped blanked burrito style in American flags and an eagle on each shoulder*

    • @frogman9753
      @frogman9753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      hope he gets well soon 😔😔😔

    • @Excelsior1937
      @Excelsior1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      NOOOOOOO! This is far worse than any fate I had imagined for him, why did this have to happen to our poor boy 😢

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    Honestly I could see Martin making it to the end of all this by virtue of just being too damn polite, earnest, and awkwardly helpful that the entities and monsters just wouldn't bother hurting him.

    • @TheJuliana0901
      @TheJuliana0901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I was hoping for that too, but on last seasons Q&A someone asked if Martin was going to be okay and I expected Jonathan to say that that was a spoiler or "yeah I mean" BUT he flat out said "no." and then clarified that none of them are going to be okay :( WHY do you make such LIKABLE CHARACTERS for a HORROR podcast, Jonathan Sims??? do you enjoy our despair

    • @darlingrosiebun8952
      @darlingrosiebun8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheJuliana0901 hopefully they'll be okay physically but be fucked up mentally. Not good but at least they've got a chance to live on

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheJuliana0901 that is ruthless... jonathan why.... leave your namesake and his pals alone plz....

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheJuliana0901 so S P O I L E R
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      He is alive but not well

    • @randomnpc7773
      @randomnpc7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@someoneawesome8717 More S P O I L E R
      I mean, are they alive?

  • @clovercard22
    @clovercard22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    I was chilling listening to darling Martin worrying about others when the static started to creep into the audio and I visibly tensed up like oH GOD WHAT NOW

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      every time the ststic starts i worry for the characters' wellbeing

    • @tossoutacc9241
      @tossoutacc9241 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@broblerone413 it happens a bit when Elias walks into the room as well, I love that little audio touch of static/squeak = bad guy

  • @SnackBasket
    @SnackBasket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    why are all the Avatars so freaking amazing and loveable despite everything!!? Like I know, I know, unspeakable crimes, but they're so charismatic.

    • @borderlinecrazy6444
      @borderlinecrazy6444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It's hard to be creepy without convincing people your not first

    • @Idran
      @Idran ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@borderlinecrazy6444I legit love this observation, it's spot on and I want to remember it

    • @catdn7011
      @catdn7011 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wait when was it stated hes an avatar??? is this a spoiler

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@catdn7011 Hardly, the terrible sound that the recorder makes is a dead giveaway (jesus my poor head)

    • @howdoichangename8773
      @howdoichangename8773 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Genuine passion for their fields of interest. It is kinda yucky when the field of interest includes feeding victims to evil things tho

  • @mrjones2721
    @mrjones2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    Peter Lukas, apparating in to act like he miiiight make a better boss than Elias.

    • @janabrkic426
      @janabrkic426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I thought he was gonna offer martin a job, tho I'm well aware that ain't possible XD

    • @williamdavis671
      @williamdavis671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@janabrkic426 spoilers
      I wouldnt be so sure

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@williamdavis671 he made a great secondary antogonsit tho

  • @b-blythe6763
    @b-blythe6763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I just love Peter Lukas' voice and his chipper demeanor, it's totally different from what I expected based on the Boatswain statement. Also he sounded genuinely excited to meet the office? And upset it turned out to be just Elias' prank?? (Also wtf Elias, get a better sense of humor.) Idk, it's just kind of funny the an avatar of the Lonely is so friendly and charismatic.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      take it from someone who dwelled in the real life version for a long time, it either consumes you or you become happy to get any interaction. Peter is probably on the line of simply happy to be acknowledged....though as we see later, he really can't deal with anyone who knows that same void. Which is hilarious.

  • @adiahhicks5532
    @adiahhicks5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    It's Peter saying "Do you?" that gets me. like poor Martin is really trying his best to puff up his chest and seem like he can defend himself and Peter's just like "let's not delude ourselves". Also, that SOUND

    • @fevre_dream8542
      @fevre_dream8542 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know, this particular static sound makes my entire brain hurt

  • @proinsiascassidy2888
    @proinsiascassidy2888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "I have a knife!!" Why does Martin remind me of that adorable duck with a knife meme?

  • @RainWelsh
    @RainWelsh ปีที่แล้ว +182

    18:16 “I have a meeting to get to, and a few things to tell Elias to his face about wasting both our time.”
    I think another divorce is on the horizon, lads.
    Also, the idea of Elias sat at his desk grinning like a pumpkin because he’s inflicted social anxiety on people is hilarious. As is Peter’s reaction of “that twink did a murder with his own dainty hands?!” (Not his exact words, but strongly implied)

    • @cyber_runner
      @cyber_runner หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TWINK VIBES FROM HIM LMAO

  • @HyacinthoIgnis
    @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    peter sounds like an actually pretty okay guy, aside from that whole vanishing a guy from the world thing in e100 but, you know, hey

    • @coreacartoonist
      @coreacartoonist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That made me sad :( Poor guy. At least no more spiders.

    • @valdamirlebanon4508
      @valdamirlebanon4508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Let's be honest, at this point someone vanishing a few people is just an unusual commonality, like actually eating breakfast or going to a nice restaurant as a treat.

    • @HyacinthoIgnis
      @HyacinthoIgnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@valdamirlebanon4508 just a normal day at the insitute, sometimes a file goes missing, sometimes a person

    • @poxrael
      @poxrael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did he vanish that guy? I thought he just congratulated him on his new role (new host for the hive).

    • @joeb8935
      @joeb8935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ClockworkJohnny he sent him to the place where you’re all alone. The spiders aren’t the hive

  • @vX-ter_
    @vX-ter_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Why do i have a feeling that martin is slowly becoming like jon, maybe not a full on avatar but still a servant of sorts, like he was able to recognise peter lucas immediatly kinda like jon just knew that jared was working with gertrude. I mean i know he says that jon left notes but he recognised him immediately. IMMEDIATELY. But also its really sweet that martin's conserned for his colleges.

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      and also tim gave him his statement as if he was giving it to jon? maybe the assistants get minor abilities too?

    • @vX-ter_
      @vX-ter_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@f_mva thats actually a very good point, thanks for bringing it up, i completely missed that.

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      3 years ago but for newer people, it is Gerard not Jared who is working with Gertrude (as far as I'm aware)

  • @TheCrystalStyx
    @TheCrystalStyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "...WHAT?"
    Oh, I love you Martin

  • @atiredweeb8551
    @atiredweeb8551 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me: *kinda forgetting who Peter was * You're neat Mr. Magic man. Pls dont hurt my favorite character.
    Basira: He was an old ship captain-
    Me, out loud and scaring my mother: HE WAS THE FRICKING SHIP CAPTAIN OH GOD-

  • @peachlasagna4625
    @peachlasagna4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    The way martin tries to read statements in sort of jon's manner?? OH MY GOD HE'S TRYING HIS BEST WHILE READING THESE EVEN THOUGH HE DISLIKES IT ..... i love him, sir

    • @sarahe8459
      @sarahe8459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think its because when they read the statements, they all feel what the statement givers were feeling when writing them but i would still die for him and its still really sweet that he seems to be putting more effort into making recordings than the others gsfshghgf

  • @kakyoweiner
    @kakyoweiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    19:08 "was he woOoOoOoOoOo" god i love basira

    • @Misty_Grey744
      @Misty_Grey744 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ikrrr Basira is a MASSIVE MOOD😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @hp_minecraft522
    @hp_minecraft522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Not to be dramatic, but I would die for both Basira and Martin.

  • @CallMeNIBS
    @CallMeNIBS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Wow, actor guy sounds like a real charmer huh

    • @TenebraeLux
      @TenebraeLux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I don't go to parties" yeah, because you're never invited, prick.

    • @heresthadude1080
      @heresthadude1080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TenebraeLux I mean, he was invited to drinks; he just really doesn't like social engagements. Presumably the other actors identify with his, uh, standoffish attitude, but not to his level

  • @alchemicpunk1509
    @alchemicpunk1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    So your advice would be "less murder"
    I am rolling on the floor, and deceased about five minutes ago.

  • @kilogramate
    @kilogramate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    lmfao martin's "w h a t ? ?" is me throughout this whole thing and he summed it up pretty well ::::)

  • @sockr1298
    @sockr1298 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Peter: do i scare you?
    Martin: haha knife go stab

  • @achnav3762
    @achnav3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Can we like, don't send Martin into the Lonely? Please?
    I like Martin, I don't want him to be forever alone.
    Well, I think that if anything happened to Martin, John would loose his shit.

    • @darcieclements4880
      @darcieclements4880 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Martin is the embodiment of love and universal love and deep kindness dooms one to some level of the lonely no matter what. Most humans need a sense of belonging and to belong is to cast away others that do not and as such those of those instincts have little tolerance for those that choose to not cast out the others. But even if you get together all those who do not do othering that is counter to the absence of othering so the act of not othering which is an expression of universal unconditional love leads to loneliness in and of it's self. If everyone is special, no one is, as they say. Man, trying to put that to words breaks my brain.

    • @achnav3762
      @achnav3762 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@darcieclements4880 It broke mine too

    • @NerveUnderscore
      @NerveUnderscore ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@darcieclements4880 It broke mine reading them... but I think I understand

  • @neutraljanet7016
    @neutraljanet7016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I swear I screamed "No!!" as soon as I heard the static. This podcast is terrifying in a lot of ways but the perspective of Martin getting hurt is what scares me the most ;;

  • @clorbdorb1245
    @clorbdorb1245 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I’m obsessed how immediately and forcefully Martin admits to being scared. Barely even lets Peter finish the sentence

  • @fauxclaws
    @fauxclaws 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    "so your suggestion is less murder?" how does this show always manage to be horror and comedy gold at the same exact time I love it. Peter is definitely the most polite demon so far, new favorite

  • @owrooh1649
    @owrooh1649 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    How quickly Martin said “yes” after Peter asked if he scares him actually makes my heart break 😭

  • @MarkWaner
    @MarkWaner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Did anyone notice how well Basira can put information together? You can see that she'd be a really good policewoman if not section 31

  • @coreacartoonist
    @coreacartoonist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Jon was compelled to read statements and I’m compelled to listen to them.. I’ve binged till here and it’s only been two or three days.

    • @RoseMultiverse
      @RoseMultiverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      how??? 👀

    • @nuggs5509
      @nuggs5509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same here!

    • @Iquey
      @Iquey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How do you people get through these so fast?? Is it the pandemic and ppl have extra time on their hands? Not to brag but I still have a job... For now. I started around May 12th 2020. I thought I was going pretty fast-ish.

    • @faxonii
      @faxonii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i’ve made it to this point in two months, i can’t imagine listening to all of that in a few days wow

    • @sophiemcswag
      @sophiemcswag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@faxonii hello, i started on monday morning, it’s thursday afternoon now. im planning on finishing by the end of the week.

  • @rem4197
    @rem4197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I can imagine Peter going "hmm. less murder. interesting" and thoughtfully making a little note of it

  • @ZatWonGuy
    @ZatWonGuy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    God, Martin's actor is _so_ good. I genuinely forget that timid little Martin reading the statements that he does, his demeanor _completely_ shifts

  • @l.raphaelnery7299
    @l.raphaelnery7299 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The fact that Peter Lukas knows Elias well enough to know he would never get his own hands dirty unless desperate speaks volumes....disturbing volumes

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    the beginning of the martin "knife" blackwood saga

  • @AmericanKitty1
    @AmericanKitty1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    this is such a creepy and well written episode! I have a soft spot for theater / acting themes in stories :)
    also I love the way Martin says "I have a knife" lol

  • @frogonthebikeheh
    @frogonthebikeheh 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Peter: *A knife? That would be out of character for you Martin.*
    _Well, he doesn't know about the corkscrew then, does he?_

  • @AdamOfIngolstadt
    @AdamOfIngolstadt ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Do I scare you, Martin--"
    "YES."

  • @Zooasaurus
    @Zooasaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I honestly feel like i'd like this Peter Lukas guy. He sounded very chill

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    martin brandishing a knife martin brandishing a knife martin brandishing a knife

  • @kirstengolnaz7327
    @kirstengolnaz7327 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Elias Bouchard, getting his hands dirty. Well well, must be the end times."
    PETER YOU DON'T GET TO BE THAT FUNNY!!

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I think I just realized, this episode, what's kept me invested in the statements. At this point in the series, we've heard so many statements that they all blend together. And we all know what happens in each of them. Someone reads out the account of something horrible that has happened to them, how they just barely got away, and then they go home and either die or are unavailable for follow-up. That's not the interesting part, anymore. The interesting part, is the feeling of dread when they say where it happened to them, or who they'd been talking with, and you just *know* what horrible monster they've just gotten tangled up with. It's like you're hearing someone describe a weird date they had, and when you ask them who it was with they say "Just some guy, I think his name was Charles Manson?"

    • @anromeow
      @anromeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      this exactly!!! these statements feels almost like "oh yeah I met this ted bundy guy, he seems nice I'm meeting him again tonight" and you're like oh no...

  • @MarkWaner
    @MarkWaner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "So, your advice would be less murder" - we all would be better off with less murder

  • @birbelle
    @birbelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I swear every time Martin has an episode I just comment about how much I love him. The trend continues!

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Peter coming in HOT and squishing the static like a mouse.

  • @jadynnkotch1833
    @jadynnkotch1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    when martin said "there's one monologue in As You Like It that everyone knows" i said the line with him
    ahhh, i love shakespeare xD

    • @jadynnkotch1833
      @jadynnkotch1833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      also:
      "So your advice would be 'less murder'?"
      WELL I DON'T THINK HiS ADVICE IS MORE MURDER?!?!

  • @Shadowreaper5
    @Shadowreaper5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Martin is too pure for the archives.

  • @erikkingoftherats4412
    @erikkingoftherats4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "whOT?"

  • @void7267
    @void7267 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    peter lukas has season 1 tim vibes and i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @laughingooooo
    @laughingooooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ok im so charmed by peter that I'm genuinely concerned

  • @cezar3169
    @cezar3169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ''was he . . . _WoOoOoO_ ?'' 😂😂😂😭💀

  • @purplecatloverrandompizza
    @purplecatloverrandompizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me a theatre kid listening to this: oh no. Their going to do the thing where they take something you love and make it horrifying aren't they

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes and it's so sad :(

  • @comet8956
    @comet8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    oh martin

  • @Baseball_Louie6320
    @Baseball_Louie6320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Martin saying he has a knife was the funniest thing to me, I have no idea why, I guess its just the idea of threating a terrible thing with just a little knife.

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Is he..? You know.. wooOhOo?

  • @dorothybrown9648
    @dorothybrown9648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a person currently playing Jaques in As You Like It, I vibe with this dramatic little bastard and his love of performing as Jaques, another dramatic little bastard.

  • @lilaboxx
    @lilaboxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My brain during this episode:
    * Taylor's swift's SNL monologue song plays *
    "Theater kids, am i right?"
    This is a great episode

  • @mxxnlight111
    @mxxnlight111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "i-i..i have a KNIFE!! Stay back!"
    oh how i love martin.

  • @nrpbrown
    @nrpbrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Okay less murder in this case might Honestly be worse considering what horrifying non lethal things Peter Lukas alone has done to complete strangers.

  • @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh
    @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Him: There's one line that every English speaker knows...
    Me: lol jokes on you, unless you're referring to "Romeo oh Romeo" which I can bet you aren't I don't know it, my Shakespeare knowledge is in the negative
    Him: All the world's a stage
    Me: ...shit
    Him: Told you you'd know it ;-)

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This episode had so many raw lines in the statement, and I really enjoy bits with Peter Lukas

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I don't know whether to be relieved that Martin didn't find that statement so bad (because the poor boy needs a break), or concerned that it might mean he's getting used to them :/

  • @aw3707
    @aw3707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "I have a KNIFE"

  • @TH-is8cf
    @TH-is8cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Where's the tape with melanie being emotionally tortured by elias?

  • @hannahcartwright8190
    @hannahcartwright8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ok as an actor with severe depression and a love for monologues this hit different

  • @mothmanscousin9656
    @mothmanscousin9656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Martin would make such a good boss I'm love him so much

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Your advice would be less murder? XD

  • @zadra03
    @zadra03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The entity described in the statement is similar to that one creature from the moomins. I believe it was called the groke
    Edit: Peter is hilarious, I love him

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Now I want a statement giver recounting their tale of being viciously pursued through woods by evil moomins.

    • @lordbaphie
      @lordbaphie ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh man this reminds me of the video I watched analyzing an anime about a boy who became the 'wife' of a moomin-like creature. That anime/manga is bonkers and hilarious af even when I haven't watched/read it yet judging from that video alone

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    PETER LUCAS IS SO POLITE SDFGHJ I LOVE HIM

  • @claudiasturgell3118
    @claudiasturgell3118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Ok who said Macbeth?

    • @Macey88
      @Macey88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fellow theater kid I presume?

    • @OnigiriKewn
      @OnigiriKewn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nope, sorry. We don't say that name here xD

    • @waxingmoon2726
      @waxingmoon2726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      shhHHHH

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *S i l e n c e L i b e r a l !*

    • @tinkerbellqueen6962
      @tinkerbellqueen6962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WE DONT USE THAT NAME

  • @TheJuliana0901
    @TheJuliana0901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    "that would be pretty out of character for you, martin" soooo is the lukas fam all up in 4th wall breaks? is that the entity they serve? is one of the avatars Deadpool?

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah the entity is just the final form of Deadpool himself.

  • @cutiepie120048
    @cutiepie120048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love Martin

  • @moonevangelista
    @moonevangelista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Is he...you know...WoOoOoOoOoO

  • @clayxros576
    @clayxros576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Man, Basira is really more suited to the Watcher than anybody at the institute huh?

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's observat but not curious. She doesn't have that insatiable desire to know that drives avatars of The Eye.

  • @trin-is-late
    @trin-is-late ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy literally seems like he’s Lonely aligned, and The Stranger was trying to poach him

  • @julisantillan6379
    @julisantillan6379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I have a KNIFE

  • @89animegirl
    @89animegirl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm going to guess that when Peter Lukas asked "Are you reading statements about me" (or something I don't wanna go back and confirm exactly) that he was talking about the statement Martin was just reading. It seems the Lukas family is tied to something having to do with feelings of isolation. The figures of these masked husks that aren't people that become more and more prominent, being surrounded by an audience that isn't really there. Stuck in a monologue and being the only thing that matters. The only thing that's real. Peter is definitely SOMETHING so I think he might be one of these avatars of The Isolation? or something

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Martin. Adorable baby Martin.
    Peter is such a charismatic dude. Let me know when all the Elias' divorce papers have come through. For, y'know. Research purposes. Feeding the Eye an' all.

  • @evagrev7351
    @evagrev7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My theory from this episode and what we know so far:
    Elias purposely giving Martin to read a statement about he loneliness entity while, at the same time, having one of the Lucas, Peter, to come visit? That's quite playful from Elias and I wasn't expecting that.
    Basira is good at digging info and connections, and she seems to already have made connections about the Dark and its followers. There are alot of names mentioned from her, but to be honest my memory isn't the greatest to remember if any of those were mentioned in previous statements, but what I do remember is that there was a statement about the witness's girlfriend's roommate who became a member of the Dark's cult and, when the witness followed her, it was in a chapel where the cult was doing a ritual but it was interrupted. So I'm guessing that this is the case Basira is referring to and the names she mentions are related to some of the people involved in that case.

  • @AJ-pq5zx
    @AJ-pq5zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Martin exhibiting his proclivity for knives pretty early on

  • @KemonoPriestessHazuki
    @KemonoPriestessHazuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The Choir? Did Adonis encountered "the Choir"?

    • @KemonoPriestessHazuki
      @KemonoPriestessHazuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also, probably Jon and friends are going to Ny Alesund? Hunting owo?

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh!!! i forgot they mentioned something called the choir! good catch!

  • @L_Aster
    @L_Aster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Martin saying 'sans' as 'sons' gave me 10d20 psychic damage

  • @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost
    @JohnSegway-RainingLamppost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The writing, characterization and acting is just so top class I can't stand it, bloody "was he all, woooOOoOo" wow 👏💜

  • @haydenthef949
    @haydenthef949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I nearly feel asleep to Martin reading the statement. His vpice was just so sooting

  • @a_jae_doe
    @a_jae_doe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Jon this whole episode: goddamn I'm tired again Trevor tell me what's going on _statement begins_
    Trevor: you mothefucker well you know the bit about my childhood so I guess I'll fast forward to when I met Jules here. It was a dark and stormy night-
    Julia: it wasn't it was a sunny, dry afternoon at a bookstore

  • @zenplease
    @zenplease 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I've said it once I'll say it again, I love Martin

  • @fluffsnake
    @fluffsnake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could hear my heartbeat in my ear throughout the episode (wearing earphones) and it made me realize how on edge I was x.x

  • @charliemclean6382
    @charliemclean6382 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I keep getting ads for tea on episodes where Martin talks and I think it's my boy telling me to have a cuppa to relax.

  • @jamesprice9139
    @jamesprice9139 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Peter "what have you got there"
    Martin "a KNIFE"
    peter "NOO!"

  • @lizziejones2183
    @lizziejones2183 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Been listening to some of these lying down and the way I sat up when I heard the static. The fear for Martin is real.

  • @somnia268
    @somnia268 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the peter martin convo was so unexpectedly hilarious 😭

  • @caseydilg6713
    @caseydilg6713 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my favorite part of this is the meta-cuteness that Jonny gave Alex the monologue