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  • MAG134 - Case #0060122 - Adelard Dekker
    Statement taken from a letter to Gertrude Robinson.
    The Magnus Archives reads of a theory posited around the discovery of a discredited essayist’s final experiences and a French academic’s researches into his recently discovered journal.
    Content Notes: Environmental disaster, spatial disorientation, emotional manipulation, death and dying
    Starring: Martin Blackwood - Alexander J Newall; Peter Lukas - Alasdair Stuart
    Writer: Jonathan Sims
    Director: Alexander J Newall
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  • @thesorcererwiththepointyhat
    @thesorcererwiththepointyhat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "This little soap opera you call an Archive"
    I would murder Peter Lucas on sight but he isn't wrong on this one.

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    the image of martin stacking piles of tape recorders on top of the coffin in the desperate hope to bring jon back is one of the saddest things in this fucking podcast

    • @hollynotholy
      @hollynotholy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I can almost feel him going "C'MON JON I *JUST* TOLD YOU I CANNOT LOSE YOU AGAIN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS"

    • @aubreyduncan2602
      @aubreyduncan2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That hurt me to hear that part lol

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@hollynotholy he almost definitely said this the second he realised what had happened

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You can say that again ;-;

    • @irca318
      @irca318 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      martin is the reason jon got out not because of the tape recorders or the rib and you can't change my mind

  • @suzerainty4192
    @suzerainty4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1124

    "I have a family thing to get to." I'm losing it over the thought of The Lonely family potluck lol

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      They all get together and glare at each other silently judging each other. Families have a way to ostracise you, you know...

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      They all sit like 20 feet apart from eachother and just stare off into space.

    • @Atari_01
      @Atari_01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      they serve the most blandest southern food (that’s such a oxymoron)

    • @birb7353
      @birb7353 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I imagine it's the essence of feeling more lonely around people who are distant than you feel when you are physically alone.

  • @bug-box
    @bug-box 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    "He manages to pull himself out of the coffin like a grubby Jesus, and he even brings a penitent thief along, in the form of your pet murderer."
    Peter Lukas is an extremely underrated comedian with all of these lines lmao

    • @reachingzenith7772
      @reachingzenith7772 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It gets even funnier if you read it in John Mulany’s voice

    • @syrusangi8743
      @syrusangi8743 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Even more funny when you realize that the real Jesus in Christian religion actually did resurrect after 3 days dead in his tomb/grave.

    • @ThatOneArchivist
      @ThatOneArchivist 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@reachingzenith7772I JUST DID OH MY GOD

    • @stranger666karma7
      @stranger666karma7 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@syrusangi8743yea that's the reference :D

  • @paigefuentes1055
    @paigefuentes1055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    The "Martin Blackwood, Archi-- Assistant to Peter Lukas, Head of the Magnus Institute" WHY DID THIS HURT ME!?

    • @twigthetroll9279
      @twigthetroll9279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SAAAAAME OH MY GOOODDDD ToT ToT ToT ToT

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It hurt me too ;-;

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because it definitely hurt him.

    • @WhyHey_There
      @WhyHey_There 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⟟ SCREAMED INTERNATIONALLY!

  • @itsiz9738
    @itsiz9738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1107

    Peter Lukas calling the Buried "Too Close I Cannot Breathe" gives me life.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I notice he doesn't really use Smirke's names. He also called The Lonely "Forsaken"

    • @fruitygarlic3601
      @fruitygarlic3601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      It sounds like a shitpost. Like "no thoughts, head empty."

    • @hefestus2012
      @hefestus2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Adelard calls The End “Terminus” at one point. Pretty much all of them have other names that are overly poetic.

    • @jacobjohnston3983
      @jacobjohnston3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I kinda love how some of the fears have names that are full sentences. “It is not what it is,” “it knows you” “I do not know you” and “too close I cannot breathe” make the entities sound so unknowable and esoteric

    • @l.raphaelnery7299
      @l.raphaelnery7299 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ​@@jacobjohnston3983 I mean they are supposed to be thought of as eldritch concepts beyond comprehension so makes sense

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1255

    "Elias was perhaps unsurprisingly, unwilling to help."
    Petty man in jail just chillin.

    • @lorenam2430
      @lorenam2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Perfectly sums up Elias

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They're just on a break

    • @0nullnil
      @0nullnil ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Elias in his entirety

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like Elias

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    So what I'm getting here is that a bunch of different Avatars are playing tug-o-war with Martin to get him on their side.

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      At least they appreciate him

    • @kaayya.k
      @kaayya.k ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Tbh I'd also like to try and get him on my side if I was an avatar, he's great and lovable, I love him

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can you blame them though?

    • @Atari_01
      @Atari_01 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      (Spoilers? maybe? idk)
      there’s the lonely cheating, the web gave up, and well the eye is falling behind

  • @kyralemieux1271
    @kyralemieux1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    martin was piling tape recorders there for him... i'm gonna go cry

    • @CKMNSR
      @CKMNSR 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      AND IT WORKED TOO!!! I assume THAT was the anchor! And not the bones!!!

    • @fauxclaws
      @fauxclaws 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@CKMNSR thats what I though to! I assumed it was basira at first but martin does still care! now we just need to kill peter, he's funny but he's hurting my fave character

  • @etcetera5605
    @etcetera5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    I know everyone hates Peter Lukas, but c'mon the man said "grubby jesus" that's amazing he's great 😭

    • @TelenTerror
      @TelenTerror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I heard it as 'grumpy Jesus' and I don't know which I like better.

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Why does everybody hate my boy?! I know he's an inhuman manipulative bastard who's trying to brainwash Martin on a regular basis, but c'mon. Listen to him. He's so cute.

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      His relationship with language is surprisingly endearing

    • @piratehalfdroid7370
      @piratehalfdroid7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dont hate Peter tho qwq💞

    • @malignantprose4828
      @malignantprose4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PETER LOVE

  • @clovercard22
    @clovercard22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

    It was Martin who placed all those tapes???
    Excuse me while I die of how much I love this man.

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That mental image makes me want to cry, poor Martin

  • @oftheangels777
    @oftheangels777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1434

    There’s something that just hits different about listening to the “new power of extinction” during a global pandemic...

    • @travisupchurch1469
      @travisupchurch1469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Oh they grow up so fast on a century or less old and already taking a crack at a ritual

    • @someoneawesome8717
      @someoneawesome8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's certainly trying to emerge in the States

    • @SretnuhTV
      @SretnuhTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This comment aged well...

    • @alphalilly8207
      @alphalilly8207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know something. I thought that the new fear would be something like "The hate" I mean I think it would make sense. Fear of being hated or despised. Like your very existence is a stain on the earth that needs to be purged and wiped out. And that everyone thinks that you are less then dirt.
      I think that would make sense to be a fear.

    • @avet9413
      @avet9413 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think this comment will only continue to get truer.

  • @aistenadolskyte1342
    @aistenadolskyte1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    I thought I was going insane!! Every time I heard that weird crackling noise that comes when Peter Lukas appears and he wasn't there but now we know he can turn *invisible*! The sneaky bastard really took over for Elias. Watching everyone...

    • @parasi7384
      @parasi7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wait, when have you heard it?

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Its not so much that he can turn invisible, its more that he can ... not be there.

    • @a_jae_doe
      @a_jae_doe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I kept wondering "why the fuck is jon using his powers in reading a paper statement?" but omg that explains so fucking much

  • @frostpersonal3758
    @frostpersonal3758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "he's not a moron"
    "if you say so"

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This isnt even shade, it's just an observation

    • @KenKen3593
      @KenKen3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Consider Martin from MAG 22 avenged!
      “You can vouch for the soundness of my mind, can’t you?”
      “…That is beside the point.”

  • @paulablue7734
    @paulablue7734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Martin is sacrificing himself for everyone, specially for jon to be okay, why is this is so sad

    • @a.b.6689
      @a.b.6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's what they both do

    • @merevel436
      @merevel436 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its sad because its often an unappreciated trait in people.

  • @IsisNiko
    @IsisNiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1002

    so basically, if im understanding this right; jon only got out of there because of martin?? B)

    • @cappuccino1645
      @cappuccino1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Honestly, yeah.
      Martin is an angel

    • @wakipaki7381
      @wakipaki7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Exactly right. The way Martin's been talking, it seems like he's doing his best to watch out for everyone and work with Peter as much as possible, and it seems like Peter Lukas isn't bothering anyone else which is good.

    • @polyxenifoutsitsi8827
      @polyxenifoutsitsi8827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      And they were each other's anchors~~

    • @germanerd6148
      @germanerd6148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @lila mansilla Maybe the anchors were the friends we made along the way.

    • @a.b.6689
      @a.b.6689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@germanerd6148 wait that's a quote from somewhere, isn't it?

  • @rosemarycat5
    @rosemarycat5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    I would like a summary of the whole show as told by Peter Lukas

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Spoilers
      14 doomsday gods spend 50 centuries playing apocalyptic king of the hill with eachother, until they learn the power of friendship and work together to claim the top of the mountain. Than the quiet one jumps off while tied to the other 13.

    • @dipsterboy
      @dipsterboy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nateds7326 bro great summary, BUT spiler warning please, not that there wasnt a hint of all fears coming together in this ep but plssss i now know the ending, i think at least

    • @fluu619
      @fluu619 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      YES!!! I don't like that man but YES 😂

    • @galatiazxd
      @galatiazxd หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dipsterboyYOU spoiled it for me with that comment 😭

  • @fancifulreader1249
    @fancifulreader1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    what fear is "shitty corporate pressure" peter needs to be an avatar of that fear

    • @NullIsntSane
      @NullIsntSane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Now i know this is a joke but im pretty sure it would actually be burried lol

    • @fancifulreader1249
      @fancifulreader1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NullIsntSane yeah, it was a joke i know lol

    • @ProjectSebastiann
      @ProjectSebastiann ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NullIsntSane HAHA SO TECHNICALLY HE IS

    • @ethanstine426
      @ethanstine426 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Hunt? Turning people against each other for their own survival.

    • @nickbowling9383
      @nickbowling9383 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I kinda feel like The Lonely works pretty well. That feeling of being surrounded by people who don’t act like people or treat you like a person.

  • @namaschu9418
    @namaschu9418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    With spiders getting their own fear I'm surprised that the 15th fear weren't dentists

    • @benjaminjenkins2384
      @benjaminjenkins2384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well, The Web isn't exactly spiders exclusively, and while spiders and their webs are potent symbols of The Web, it is the domain mostly of plans, traps, spiders, webs, etc. Essentially, The Web is the domain of anything that can be thematically, idealistically, or phobically related to spiders and such. So you're half right :)

    • @cricket8042
      @cricket8042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@benjaminjenkins2384 yes, and, going off this, i think dentists would be more the domain of the flesh. i mean, they willingly work with t e e th all day every day, and just about everyone is afraid of them (myself included)

    • @cyrilltate7065
      @cyrilltate7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@cricket8042 As a dentistry student, never have I been more called out by something that I totally agree with. Some of the pain we cause is unavoidable though, we really don't mean any harm :(

    • @bleddynwolf8463
      @bleddynwolf8463 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@cricket8042 i for one like going to the dentist, but that mostly because i like spooking them with how wide i can open my mouth. like i can fit an entire apple in my mouth

    • @lonewaffle231
      @lonewaffle231 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benjaminjenkins2384 its the SCP foundation

  • @loading7496
    @loading7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Peter is a jerk but lord his vibes are impeccable

  • @themaninyourcomputer
    @themaninyourcomputer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    Avatar the last eyebender

    • @feathersoffancy8988
      @feathersoffancy8988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      That’s both horrifying and hilarious, thank you and well done

    • @agnieszkasalach4395
      @agnieszkasalach4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      This brought up some images I was not ready for

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goddammit hahaha

    • @calypso2790
      @calypso2790 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was not expecting this comment but it is peak humor 😂

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "But I want to end the world! Not something else!"
    -Peter Lukas (Forsaken) 2020

  • @battleforthesun
    @battleforthesun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This is one of the few episodes that actually gave me full body goosebumps at several points in the story...
    "There is nothing done in the history of humanity that deserves the things that come after us." HOLY SHIIIT

  • @nojhjnbj
    @nojhjnbj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    the description he uses of Jon “ grubby Jesus” I love yhat

  • @hannahcartwright8190
    @hannahcartwright8190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "Press a button and end all that has known" is a very good parallel to Tim and the bomb

  • @Catsafari25
    @Catsafari25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Peter Lukas' comment about himself as "a little bit of a gambler, the higher the stakes the better" is a line that feels, in retrospect, like a little bit of neat foreshadowing that I didn't notice before

    • @chelseajo91
      @chelseajo91 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's the guy that handed Salesa a twenty pound note in "Held in Customs"

  • @hawkgirl9984
    @hawkgirl9984 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Wait that makes sense now. Since Jon isnt really human anymore, his body is really something hes familiar with anymore. That's why his rib anchor didnt work. His role as the official "Archivist" title, is tied to the tape recorders (judging by them randomly popping up, it seems mr giant eye has taken a liking to them. Or maybe it always had), so that's why they were a better anchor than his own rib. It makes sense!

  • @rita6355
    @rita6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    The final pam is an avatar of the extinction

  • @murek47
    @murek47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    okay peter sounds like a calm teacher who's about to snap

  • @midnights2631
    @midnights2631 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Martin putting the tape recorders on the coffin in hopes of getting Jon back broke my heart. :( I want Jon and Martin to be happy together.

  • @SI-nx3fo
    @SI-nx3fo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    being French and listening to Martin speak little bits of French in a terrible accent but it's cute how does he do it 😭💙

  • @FrequentFlyer815
    @FrequentFlyer815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "This little soap opera you call an archive"
    Actually, we call it a podcast, but yeah, go off.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    It's weird and interesting that Jon seems to be the only Avatar that doesn't passively draw audio errors from the Tapes. They only go static-y when he does something that directly triggers his powers - healing, compelling, etc.... Is that because the tapes are an extension of him/the eye? i mean, it'd make sense, but it's still interesting.

    • @SorchaSublime
      @SorchaSublime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mike Crew and Elias were the same. I think most avatars just don't exude power all the time, and we've mostly met extreme avatars.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Ah, I've missed Martin... And I miss Tim.... And Sasha.... And Georgie, though at least she isn't dead.
    Did Hillier write a new Leitner? Like, the first one for the new Entity?

  • @maryagrimm8412
    @maryagrimm8412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "I'm not going to pressure you into doing anything you don't want to"
    -- Peter Lukas, 2020

  • @Minto8384
    @Minto8384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It isn't FAIR I THOUGHT BASIRA WAS PUTTING THOSE TAPE RECORDERS THERE IT WAS MARTIN?????? IT WAS MARTIN??????????????? I'M GONNA START CRYING HE WANTED JON BACK HE WANTED HIM SAFE THIS PODCAST. THIS GOD DAMNED PODCAST

  • @BecksPatryk
    @BecksPatryk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "the seventh day adventist church" having the church i grew up in as a kid get mentioned in a tma episode made me almost choke on my choclate chips ghDGSDH

  • @trucetruce335
    @trucetruce335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I REALLY like Peter Lukas, like, as a bad guy I mean. I don’t know if I’ve just yet to reach the part that makes everyone hate him or if I’ve got an unpopular opinion or is they mean what I mean and are just phrasing it odd.

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ikr?! Same here. I know he's manipulating Martin, but then again, Martin has his own agenda here, so who's to talk.

    • @rorygiambalvo2955
      @rorygiambalvo2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's got ulterior motives just like Elias, but isn't as patronizing about it. He feels more like an everyman because he's not all-knowing.

    • @isabeljackson1333
      @isabeljackson1333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      no, no very valid. You can like his punchable face, smug hateable self. That's good writing, loving a character that so hateable as well.

    • @cassou124
      @cassou124 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “A villain you love to hate”

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Totally. I enjoy his villainy similarly to how I enjoyed Elias'. They're not GOOD and I'm not ROOTING FOR THEM but my god the vibes are immaculate and they're both so funny in their own ways

  • @t-bone403
    @t-bone403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Hey thanks for giving me something to do during this quarantine I watched the whole ass series

  • @rorygiambalvo2955
    @rorygiambalvo2955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I like the idea of The Extinction incorporating aspects of the other Entities, as it would essentially erase at least most of them if it succeeded. And other Fear Entities may eventually take their places before The Extinction started over again.

  • @jaderush4141
    @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Every time Martin says "Peter" in this episode I hear "Pizza". The first time I got so darn confused. That's never happened before, and I'm not even hungry. What's up with that?

    • @izzi4063
      @izzi4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahah:DD

  • @MyceliumNebula
    @MyceliumNebula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Funny how the rib thing didnt even work

    • @FreshSqueezedSlugs
      @FreshSqueezedSlugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Funny bone man scammed depressed library clown, more at eight

    • @MyceliumNebula
      @MyceliumNebula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@FreshSqueezedSlugs little did you know I am an artiste and am going to draw that now

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyceliumNebula nice.

    • @noinspirationtwoday7356
      @noinspirationtwoday7356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MyceliumNebula and I'm very curious what that looks like lol

  • @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835
    @klaushargreevesstanaccount8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    hey martin it's me back again to check in on that friendship request i sent you 50-60 episodes ago. the cup of tea i made for you is cold now but i can make another fresh one for you!

  • @leonardhollsten8145
    @leonardhollsten8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Yes, one of my new favourite episodes. I really love the idea of the Extinction and so I really enjoy the theories about it.

  • @f_mva
    @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    martin has all the right intentions but i don't think he's going about it the way he should...

    • @megggggg8437
      @megggggg8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Agreed! The same can be said for Jon

  • @physicallyateabag3185
    @physicallyateabag3185 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "like a grubby jesus" is possibly one of my favourite peter quotes

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "the door, is the door" oooo.
    Funny how this is a statement being read by Martin.

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Daisy being described as “your pet _murderer”_ is so funny to me

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m sorry but Peter calling the Buried “Too Close I Cannot Breathe” like that name isn’t ridiculous to the point of being almost existentially absurd was so fucking funny to me.

  • @emerz3530
    @emerz3530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    So nobody is gonna talk about the possible FIFTEENTH FEAR ENTITY? No? Just Martin jokes? Alright.

  • @cassicorey2545
    @cassicorey2545 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Martin putting the tape recorders next to the coffin is maybe the saddest/funniest thing In this whole podcast

  • @bugjams
    @bugjams ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "There were hundreds of them. Stood in place where they had died. Some fallen, some kneeling. They were stiff. Mummified by some process Bernadette could not begin to guess at, but that rendered their flesh like tightly-packed ash."
    Ah shit, The Calamity got them.

  • @Companion92
    @Companion92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "An unfinished meal"... uh

  • @m00nyed
    @m00nyed 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Literally wanted to burst out laughing in the middle of class when listening to Peter call Jon “Grubby Jesus” and Daisy a “Murder pet” and just absolutely being the most horrible great dad vibe guy.

  • @kylebutt9338
    @kylebutt9338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    hi alex

    • @f_mva
      @f_mva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ^ me, through clenched teeth, in fearful anticipation of what this episode has in store

    • @jaderush4141
      @jaderush4141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I always say that in the beginning when he says hi to us xd

    • @-S.L.
      @-S.L. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah my mum says hi to him too.

  • @destiny5321
    @destiny5321 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    ok low key peter lukas is sassy and that's funny i could feel the Eye roll when he said "if you say so" and then proceeded to call john a "grubby jesus" i can't

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    total tangent - 14 episodes in, and I'd be lying if I said my mind didn't auto complete Alex's "I'd like to take a moment," with "JUST SIT RIGHT THERE, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air."

  • @lemmetalkaboutthis
    @lemmetalkaboutthis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "grubby jesus" - yeah, Jon's the Eye's Special Little Boy
    (mild spoiler under cut)
    it fits so well with Martin "the Antichrist's +1" Blackwood lmao

  • @RoseMultiverse
    @RoseMultiverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Ah so Peter Lukas can turn invisible

  • @alycat8413
    @alycat8413 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    PETER LUCAS COMPARING JON TO A GRUBBY JESUS IS KILLING ME😂😂😂

  • @deerboy4524
    @deerboy4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I was spacing out while listening and started thinking of climate change,,,, very fitting if we are talking about the extinction I guess lmao

    • @deerboy4524
      @deerboy4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The extinctions ritual is brought by Old people on Facebook lol

  • @PrincessDerpy
    @PrincessDerpy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "He's not a moron"
    "If you say so"

  • @sarahmcknight2031
    @sarahmcknight2031 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Martin: He's not a moron.
    Peter: if you say so...
    Me: Man, Lukas, I hate you but even I have to admit you have a point....

  • @wakipaki7381
    @wakipaki7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Peter Lukas sounds very different this episode, like he's got a cold

    • @Loamsoft
      @Loamsoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He sounds exactly like Jon does when he hasn't been feeding the Beholding: just kind of tired and hoarse. He said he was late to "a family thing", and we know the Lucas family are the caretakers for the Lonely, so it sounds like he's just been around other people too long and needs to go enjoy some isolation for a bit to rejuvenate.

    • @nanahuatli2144
      @nanahuatli2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Loamsoft That's relatable af.

    • @FreshSqueezedSlugs
      @FreshSqueezedSlugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loamsoft Walmart during quarantine

  • @Anon26535
    @Anon26535 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The difference between the End and the Extinction reminds me of something I heard a rabbi say once: a gentile knows *he* can die. The Jews know *they* can die.

  • @bridgetb.7965
    @bridgetb.7965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i try not to bring spoilers into earlier episodes but i've been thinking about this a lot lately and i never see anyone talking about it.
    spoilers for season 5
    okay it's generally accepted that making jon think he could use his rib as an anchor was manipulation by the web to a) get him marked by the flesh and b) give him enough confidence to go into the coffin and get marked by the buried. i sometimes see people who assume the tape recorders are what got jon out of the buried, but i think by now most people agree that martin's presence while placing the recorders on the coffin is what got him out. we've seen before that human connection used as an emotional anchor has saved people for the entities, and by the end of season 4 we see that jon and martin's love for each other is one such anchor.
    so why bother with the tape recorders in the first place, if martin spending some time near the coffin was enough to pull jon out? well, jonah's plan is to keep martin isolated long enough to use him as both bait to get jon into the lonely, and then let him be the key that gets jon back out and vise versa. so if the web wants to use martin as the key to get out of the buried now without throwing off the plan, it has to be sneaky. if martin knew that his and jon's feelings for each other were strong enough to pull jon out of the buried, i think martin would probably tell peter to go get stuffed after how long he's been strung along and go back to the archive with jon. both the eye and the web would have to make alternate arrangements for that lonely mark. so the web influences martin into taking the tapes, which appear to work, and martin goes back to peter, fed up with his continued vagueness and his broken promise to protect jon, and is finally brought in on the extinction research, further isolating him. jon continues his risky behaviour that leads him to check off more marks. things stay on track for the eye and the web so they can keep jon and martin apart until the power of love is more conducive to their plans.
    in closing, jonmartin real, and also fuck the web, all my homies hate the web.

  • @emmaschmidtfitzpatrick3416
    @emmaschmidtfitzpatrick3416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Marten helped him find his way out e coffin omg he’s such a good guy I love hom

  • @sumitrana2420
    @sumitrana2420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    So the flood statement was of actually extinction. Nice

  • @mimkyodar
    @mimkyodar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    OK, On a relisten, I'm on team Web!Martin.

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Woo, go past me.

  • @ducklord7952
    @ducklord7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    D-didnt Peter L I T E R A L L Y tell Martin NOT to talk to Jon thou??! Or did i miss understand something, but i definitely remember that

    • @SretnuhTV
      @SretnuhTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He did, but at the end of the episode he said he's not going to scold him for it, as Martin knows the stakes at this point and he's hoping he'll make the right decision on his own.

  • @NerveUnderscore
    @NerveUnderscore ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My heatred just keeps piling up, I swear.
    This... new fear is something curious. So big that separate itself from it's main source and apparently is not just a human fear but from other animals too. Amazing

  • @asten1906
    @asten1906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    i know we all hate Peter (which is so valid) but like... damn that guy has a nice voice. he could read me the phone book cover to cover and i'd be into it.

    • @lightninghedgehog5963
      @lightninghedgehog5963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The voice actor has a podcast where he reads short horror stories!

    • @erisgro3945
      @erisgro3945 ปีที่แล้ว

      LITERALLUYGTYGT

  • @lenalotus2484
    @lenalotus2484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't know why the fact that Martin corrected himself to Peter's Assistant hurts so much but it does

  • @ann-margretparke9525
    @ann-margretparke9525 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ‘And yea all was laid waste and the corruption did inherit the earth. Through them a new creature came to replace that which was humankind.’
    “What, cockroaches,” demanded the Extinction.
    The Corruption just shrugged.

  • @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh
    @ErrorNotFound-nl1sh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This statement wouldn't be at all unnerving and absolutely ridiculous even if it didn't feel so... realistic. I don't think humans are gonna wipe each other out in a generation, that's not feasible, but it's not completely impossible either... we might

  • @jennifermems1111
    @jennifermems1111 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think it's interesting that SA/r*p* is not one of the fears. It makes me think that it is so frightening/uncomfortable to talk about irl that the writers didn't want to include it.

    • @meganbarber1713
      @meganbarber1713 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I know this was a bit ago, but Jonny said in a Q&A that there were certain topics (like SA) that he would not touch on because he felt like it crossed that line from fun horror story to something more upsetting. Although I do think this particular fear could fall under the wider categories. The Web was my first thought because SA typically involves manipulation, and that feeling that your own self agency has been taken from you

    • @AHorrorFanatic
      @AHorrorFanatic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@meganbarber1713I allso think it's a bit to specific to be a fear. All of the fears have alot of ways with which they can manifest but the fear of SA can only manifest as SA.

  • @bunnysenpai7471
    @bunnysenpai7471 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the idea of a 15th the extinction! I also like that the eye and the lonley are basically fighting over Martin

  • @noamratner8058
    @noamratner8058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Martin saying schewped is great

  • @F4GBOY
    @F4GBOY 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Mostly unrelated to this episode but the desolation statement reminded me of a scp story where they switch reality’s to a flesh apocalypse which made me realise the Magnus archives is just the scp foundation but with bad funding and less science

    • @Ceaseless_Watcher
      @Ceaseless_Watcher 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You don't need funding or science when you have Gertrude.

  • @cringeworthy4755
    @cringeworthy4755 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    If the Magnus Archives was real I know for sure the Extinction would just be emoting over the other Entities rn.

  • @manhuntre
    @manhuntre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gay Headcanon: Jon found his way out of the coffin bc of Martin's love for him, not bones or recorders.
    ty for coming to my tedtalk and no i will not be taking critique at this time.

    • @igam2259
      @igam2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i know im 8 months late and JohnMartin probably died or is canon by now, but... He found his way out because of the tapes, which were placed by Martin. So technically it's true that he found his way out because of Martin's love for him:DDD I guess we can say Martin was his anchor

  • @mrsnek616
    @mrsnek616 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i know he's manipulating martin but he's just.. such a gentle voiced old man

  • @moonlight_scribe
    @moonlight_scribe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There's a lot to unpack in this one and a lot of questions it raises for me about the world and the fears...
    What makes avatars like the Lucas's want to bring their entity into the world? With the strangers or the corruption I can understand. It is a world more suited to them. But I have trouble seeing how a world of complete isolation is something any human would desire. I will say I knew from the beginning the end wouldn't bother with a ritual considering in theory everything just eventually ends anyway. The web kinda makes sense too since you won't have minds to manipulate if no one is normal anymore.

  • @kelseysmith3220
    @kelseysmith3220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This fear hit so close to home. I started crying towards the end of the statement. More than any other fears combined I’m afraid of everything on our planet going extinct, and being replaced by something with no way of learning from our mistakes. Or even learning we were here at all

  • @achnav3762
    @achnav3762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Martin is just so mad that Peter didn't stop John from going in the coffin!

  • @cupcaketv5673
    @cupcaketv5673 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just want Martin to let it all out, man's probably been defusing the hell out of himself in order not to break or lose his sturdy façade for even a moment.
    Honestly, all of them need such a break. I need all of them to healthily express their feelings once (I know I know, it's a horror podcast and yes I am a sucker for angst but that doesn't mean I can't root for them q8fh2osw7ge)

  • @broblerone413
    @broblerone413 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i'm listening to this for the first time and it's kinda funny that just the other day i had been thinking to myself about how there should be an entity for the fear of change. The Extinction is a bit different and covers a lot heavier stuff, but still

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In Tarot the Death card means change. The end of what used to be. Its not considered bad. A sea change.
      The Tower is one of the bad cards. It means *catastrophic change*. Not just an end, but a breaking of what is, a ruination of something.

  • @someoneawesome8717
    @someoneawesome8717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Well chalk this up in the category of "shit that hits differently after 2020"

  • @hamburgerdog25
    @hamburgerdog25 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Good to know that Not!Sarah is a fan of the show and also a patreon supporter

    • @josh8901
      @josh8901 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It joined the Eye/Watcher after all

  • @beltaya276
    @beltaya276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    oh no the end of the world/humanity, one of my deepest fears. i thought i was safe . . ... .. ..... nice

    • @mimkyodar
      @mimkyodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As the fandom says, there's an episode for everyone. :P

  • @Child_of_Fae
    @Child_of_Fae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This sweet innocent hero💕

  • @l.raphaelnery7299
    @l.raphaelnery7299 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So this is why Peter wants Martin...part of the lonely is travel and the eye is seeking so what they look for answers? Makes sense

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Jon saved Melanie, he saved Daisy - why do I have the feeling he's going to have to save Martin and Basira as well?

  • @CookieCat-gp9cq
    @CookieCat-gp9cq ปีที่แล้ว +6

    not sure if someone already pointed this out but what if Jon's ribs isnt his anchor because he's literally a self sacrificing idiot so he cannot 'anchor' on himself (if that even makes sense)

  • @Mekabear1991
    @Mekabear1991 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After having gone through these episodes in one big go, I can hear all the joy gone from Martin's voice. These truly are top tier episodes

  • @nonapplicable7093
    @nonapplicable7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Grubby Jesus

  • @zaki4418
    @zaki4418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I worship Elias, The-Pettiness-Baddie king 👑
    🤴💅🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

  • @manhuntre
    @manhuntre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    '..hopefully OUR patron someday :)'
    NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. DON'T YOU DARE.

  • @geeegaewlwlwll9328
    @geeegaewlwlwll9328 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    jon and martin are perfect for each other, collecting marks like pokemon

  • @c.r.4985
    @c.r.4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    GRUBBY JESUS
    I nearly inhaled my peach soda down the wrong pipe