@@philipweinseimer8865lmao american cheese is highly processed, and all that frying is gonna make it less healthy. ground beef when prepared properly is healthy, this isn’t “unhealthy” but it shouldn’t be considered healthy either
I can recall the first time I ate a poptart and a hotpocket. Both of those monstrosities felt exactly like that. It was like eating a regular meal in reverse without throwing up, like you're just withdrawing energy and resources from your body.
@@lnfinity_and_Beyond I think there are competitors that beat America in obesity rate but America (more precisely,greed) definitely had the most to do with making people fat worldwide
No,you will not die from that. You will die if you eat 20-25 of those burger and you will not die from heart attack. You will die from eating too much food. Yeah, i get the joke. But i am just saying what actually will happen.
@@nazninara3072if you’re already overweight and dealing with health problems, maybe don’t eat that burger because lowkey they can get a heart attack or whatever, I presume that unhealthy Americans go to eat here so maybe they’re not wrong even if it was a joke lol
@@nikhilmohith7797 not so much about taste or flavor as it is texture. Smashing them would give it a more crunchy or toasty feel to it, not to mention how the bun when NOT smashed always gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. Like you literally said, it doesn’t change the taste at all so why complain about them smashing it? All it does is make it easier to eat, who cares how it looks as long as it tastes good. Guacamole looks disgusting but actually tastes pretty good. It’s the aesthetic of it that kept me from even trying it for so long but when I finally did I actually liked it
@@GlasgowRossco dude, that... thing in that video, is less of sustenance, and more like a drug. It's feel nice to take, doesn't do any good for your body, and you can probably overdose with just one or two of those in your system
Fat is good for you and required to maintain health. We literally have an entire organ designed to help us eat fat and 4 total that are tantamount to the process.
Ridiculous, I eat meat and it never bothered me, but excess empty carbs and ultra processed foods that weren't made by me concerns me because it's not the same as the real deal.
I eat like this every day but twice as much meat and no bread or sugary sauce. The more fat the better. Just avoid the carbs. I'm 65 kg/177cm that's a BMI of 20. I don't think a heart attack is coming my way. But it did come to my dad. And my uncle. And you know what they ate before they died of stroke and colon cancer? No fatty meats, but lots of carbs fruits and vegetables. Hmmmm 🤔 If you think I'm crazy, go watch Dr. Ken Berry.
This dude will either live forever or die at 40. So for lunch today, approximately 1.5 to 2lbs of beef, 6 slices of processed American cheese, a deep fried wedge of mozzarella on 2 large potato buns with whatever the hell OG sauce is, youre literally looking at close to 2500 calories.
When I make ONE double smashburger at home it comes out to approx 820 cals including a little mayo-based sauce. So that times three plus the fried mozzarella and extra sauce… I’d say you’re on the money with your 3,000 cal estimate.
Your way to easy to impress if you think that smashing a bunch of melted cheese and ground beef food on a flattop deserves compliments to the Chef A chef probably didn't even come up with this. Was probably just a stoned line cook
Batter dip and double fry, adding 4 more before the second fry, repeat until eventually is creates a fractile pattern that resembles an HR Giger design.
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“If you don’t stop, I will.”
- Heart
LMAOOOO
😂😂😂😂😂
😭
😂😂
Damn😂
My cardiac gonna be arrested.
Cardiac better take one for the team.
😂😂😂😂😂
We going to the toilet fam!
We terrorizing the doctors with this one 🗣️
😂😂😢
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they _could,_ that they didn't stop to think if they _should."_ - Dr. Ian Malcolm.
That's stupid
@@nyikasplace9886 *_You're_* stupid
@@nyikasplace9886 you are.
@@Lyndonmaman that's what she said
@@nyikasplace9886 he*
This is America 🇺🇸. Nobody does it fatter 👍
😅😅I love the naughtyamerica flip 😅
😂😂😂love this comment
Bloxcast.
Type
Why do you think everyone hates us ? Because we’re a bunch of overeating gluttons.
Blood pressure after this: 📈📈📈
Ground beef and cheese are incredibly healthy nutrient packed foods that are staples to a paleo diet
Also smashed high blood pressure, sugar and cholesterol, is freaking poison
@@philipweinseimer8865lmao american cheese is highly processed, and all that frying is gonna make it less healthy. ground beef when prepared properly is healthy, this isn’t “unhealthy” but it shouldn’t be considered healthy either
They be eating like they have Free healthcare lmao
@@ShallotTheancientsaiyannobody has free healthcare. You pay for it through taxes we pay for it out of pocket.
The first bite: "Oh God"
The second bite: "Oh Hi God"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
very very underrated comment ❤
@@madrimious6830no shit
😂😂😂
Third bite RIP
This the type of shit you take a bite of and feel your health actually going down in real time. "-5, -5, -5"
I can recall the first time I ate a poptart and a hotpocket. Both of those monstrosities felt exactly like that. It was like eating a regular meal in reverse without throwing up, like you're just withdrawing energy and resources from your body.
The DOT tick damage lol
😂 real life tick DMG
lol 😂
Sorry I'm just taking poison damage over here
Agh! Oof! Aaah!
That burger is the definition of “I’m here for a good time, not a long one.” I want one 😂
More like the person eating the burger ^ 😂
This is the type of burger mordecai and rigby from regular show would risk their lives over
Exactly!!
✨🤣🤣
Was so close to becoming an ultimeatum
💀💀💀💀
The Death Burger...
One of the most American thing I've seen
Xibit: "yo man, I heard you like burgers, so we put a burger INSIDE your burger, then we put a burger INSIDE THAT".
Gluttony it’s one of the the embarrassing American things.
@@stephaniewimberley3346How do you pin an entire sin on one country lol
@@lnfinity_and_Beyond I think there are competitors that beat America in obesity rate but America (more precisely,greed) definitely had the most to do with making people fat worldwide
I’m an American and I agree.😩
THIS GOTTA BE A SANDWICH YOU GET WHEN YOU'RE ON DEATH ROW AND THEY ASK WHAT'S YOUR LAST MEAL REQUEST
Lol 😂😂
Take another 1-3 to finish it
Go out on your own terms: with ruptured intestines.
Yuh
Yh cus by the time you’re done you’re already gone 💀
- "How many calories would you like in your burger?"
- "All of them!"
mordecai and rigby will literally damn near risk destroying the earth for this
Yeeees me and my family's favorite cartoon
I love that cartoon 😂
lol who
Bro has lungs, and a heart of steel.
More like a gut of steel
Hart of gold even
@@JohnGabriel-e2o yes because of all that cheddar
@@UnknownUser-nh1lbIt’s not even real cheddar though
Creature of steel
This is some shit Mordecai n Rigby would risk their lives for
Literally the Ultimeatum
Realllll.
NICE!! Awesome reference hahaha!!
I’m weak 😂
😂😂
That’s Just Aggressively Ridiculous 😂
"How quickly do you want to die?"
"Yes"
No,you will not die from that. You will die if you eat 20-25 of those burger and you will not die from heart attack. You will die from eating too much food.
Yeah, i get the joke. But i am just saying what actually will happen.
@@nazninara3072if you’re already overweight and dealing with health problems, maybe don’t eat that burger because lowkey they can get a heart attack or whatever, I presume that unhealthy Americans go to eat here so maybe they’re not wrong even if it was a joke lol
@@nazninara3072☝🏻🤓
This burger need to be called "The Ultimate Heart Attack" 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
My cardiologist told me no.
Yeah, looks like no one should eat this. 😅
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
But why? You’re helping him get a paycheck 😂
F*ck the cardiologist 😂
but my body, my body is telling me YESSSSS!!!!!!
this is the type of shit mordecai and rigby would go into purgatory for
This is like something thar would come straight out of regular show
U rite
Ultimeatum
First thing I thought of.
😂😂
As a clarinet playing squid once said: THAT THING IS A HEART ATTACK ON A BUN.
😂😂😂 highly very highly underrated genius coment
@@gabrielrgtFacts! 😂
Squilliam?
"no first it'll go to your thighs, and THEN you'll explode!"
And then he ate it lol 😂
Me at start of vid = "Oh, they're making 6 burgers for 6 people!"
Reality = One 6-patty burger for one person.
‘Murica 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸
@@playboithecreatorFr Lmao 😂🤣
@@playboithecreatorObviously it translates to kill lmao 😂
I thought for 6 people as well then I thought oh 3 double cheeseburgers. Wrong!
Well, both statements are true. They made burgers for 6 people, which is equal to 1 American.
hellllla overkill, you had me at the first two patties lol
Why would they crush the buns 😭 it looked perfect
easier to eat ig
I could feel my smile fade away when he crushed it
You haven’t even tried it, quit whining. Shit looks good AF
@@SportsTalkElitist it would taste the same wether the buns were crushed or not; no need to smash them down makes it look not as good
@@nikhilmohith7797 not so much about taste or flavor as it is texture. Smashing them would give it a more crunchy or toasty feel to it, not to mention how the bun when NOT smashed always gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. Like you literally said, it doesn’t change the taste at all so why complain about them smashing it? All it does is make it easier to eat, who cares how it looks as long as it tastes good. Guacamole looks disgusting but actually tastes pretty good. It’s the aesthetic of it that kept me from even trying it for so long but when I finally did I actually liked it
That burger alone is putting your heart on death row 🤦🏽♂️
Form what some healthy animal fats and healthy animal proteins?
Spare us the vegan propaganda will ya?
😂lol
@@matthewread9001 not sure how my comment constituted a promotion of veganism! But I’m sure you don’t get the meaning of hyperbolic 🤦🏾
@@marvellbgry Una bola muy grande
The first bite feels like heaven and the second one takes you there.
Great one
The 3rd one cuts your fingers off so you wont type copy paste jokes like this one😂
@@PLASBEZlet him cook
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😐😐😐😐😐
The 1,000,000,000 time I've heard this recycled lame comment.
This the shit mordecai and rigby would risk death over
Fr 😂😂😂
In my Katt Williams' voice: "See, the Aggressive Devour Smash Burger be wanting to party BUT you got to tell it NO"! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated
😂😂😂😂 Yo I be saying this to everything 😂. You and I are family
Say yes to the burger......No to Diddy.
That was pretty corny 😂
You gotta tell it no😂
The existence of "casual patty smashing" implies the existence "ranked competitive patty smashing"
I watched this video and I was already lying in the hospital bed by the time the video finishes.
Food isn’t bad for your health.
Are you in 2nd grade? Because that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
@@GlasgowRosscodud3, the actual abomination of human consumption in that video can barely be described as food. Something akin to an eldritch horror.
@@christopheraboah4530 the cheese slices maybe, the seed oils its no doubt fried in, yes but the rest is decent food.
@@GlasgowRossco dude, that... thing in that video, is less of sustenance, and more like a drug. It's feel nice to take, doesn't do any good for your body, and you can probably overdose with just one or two of those in your system
First bite: “Ooh, that’s good.”
Second bite: “Ooh, that’s God.”
Lololololol I’m crying right now what a super funny and original joke I’ve definitely never heard that before😐😐😐
🤣🤣🤣 oh my God
@@MemeaphoneCompany Learn to sit back and observe - not everything needs a reaction.
@@MKNerdMusic fr
Dude literally stole a TH-cam comment lolol. That's just sad bro. Get a life.
That's a heart attack with bread 😂
What bread? lol
meat is good for your health
@@f2004-d8q casually ignores all that fat and fake cheese
Fat is good for you and required to maintain health. We literally have an entire organ designed to help us eat fat and 4 total that are tantamount to the process.
No it's not, veganism is more harmful for the human body.
We raising our blood pressure with this one 🗣️🗣️
Cardiologists job security looking good
Bro stole the Krabby patty formula💀
WE GETTIN A HEART ATTACK W THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️
As wise man once said: "The first bite tastes like heaven, the second one takes you there"
Sthu you aren’t funny at all
NAHH it's still classic 😂@@ItsEvanHere
@@EarlJoemDBaes it's not a classic when it's basically overused
@@ItsEvanHere lmao i only wrote it to troll, beacuse some people like you get pissed 🤣
@@mysticramen4104 W
Idk what’s worse the fact that it exists or the facts that I know I could finish that.
Yes
Speaking as a woman, I too am afraid
I think my blood pressure just rose from watching this
Heart Attack Grill in Vegas:
"Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"
Nah, probably not fatty enough for the Heart Attack Grill
Something Mordecai and Rigby would risk the world over
I love the careful consideration when describing the intensity of the smashes 😂
i can feel the heartburn just looking at this
That's literally like the ulti-meatum from regular show almost 😂
Whoever doesn’t eat one is a chump
I can feel my heart stop just by watching this.
One bite and your heart is struggling. Just looking at this makes my heart beat faster
I actually felt my arteries clogging as I watched this
Unlike what you would feel eating it.
Ridiculous, I eat meat and it never bothered me, but excess empty carbs and ultra processed foods that weren't made by me concerns me because it's not the same as the real deal.
Yup...
"This the type of meal you can only have once because you die of heart attack after"
-Uncle Roger
6 balls of beef is wild 🤣 pause
😂😂😂
I came just for this comment oddly enough that’s how I would have worded it
Dirty minded bruh
Lifeless kiddo. Always think negative
How else is he supposed to describe it? There's nothing wild about it, grow up.
First bite: Oh Jesus this is good!
Second bite: Oh, Jesus! This is good!
WE ENDING UP IN THE ER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️
12,000 calories, 200 grams of fat, 120 grams of protein, and 1 heart attack.
bro is spitting😭
I eat like this every day but twice as much meat and no bread or sugary sauce. The more fat the better. Just avoid the carbs.
I'm 65 kg/177cm that's a BMI of 20. I don't think a heart attack is coming my way. But it did come to my dad. And my uncle. And you know what they ate before they died of stroke and colon cancer? No fatty meats, but lots of carbs fruits and vegetables. Hmmmm 🤔
If you think I'm crazy, go watch Dr. Ken Berry.
This dude will either live forever or die at 40. So for lunch today, approximately 1.5 to 2lbs of beef, 6 slices of processed American cheese, a deep fried wedge of mozzarella on 2 large potato buns with whatever the hell OG sauce is, youre literally looking at close to 2500 calories.
I mean there’s day I eat 6 eggs 2 lbs ground beef and a bunch of butter.
Plus all the oil used to cook it’s more likely 3000
Salt is unlimited in that
Well it’s high protien asf. If this was your only meal that day you’d really be relatively fine, nutritionally
@@matthewread9001you're eating carnivore which is good and healthy but adding American cheese, buns , oil ....is completely unhealthy
First bite taste like heaven 😋
Second bite takes you there
That thing's gotta be... like, what? 3,000 calories? Give or take a few hundred? 🤣
When I make ONE double smashburger at home it comes out to approx 820 cals including a little mayo-based sauce. So that times three plus the fried mozzarella and extra sauce… I’d say you’re on the money with your 3,000 cal estimate.
Oh my goodness gracious! That looks amazing!
I know right! That cardiac arrest is something to die for! 🤗
I call that Heart Attack with a smile!! 😂😂
Thank goodness you cut it in half!! How else would I be able to tell it tastes good? Love the originality!!
Watching this channel just makes me love food even more. I ❤ food.😍💕💕
The way my jaw dropped and stayed there
I love watching these videos of foods I would not eat 😊
Was thinking same thing smh🤦♂️
I have a morbid fascination with the food on this channel. 😂
You're not alone
Aggressive is an understatement 🤤
First Bite: This is what heaven feels like
Second Bite: This is What heaven feels like💀
I dont get it 🥲
@jaydenleckpa8381 so like first bite: this is what heaven feels like
Second bite: welcome to heaven?
Lmao!!!
Nice one
youtube mfs tryna make a funny comment (impossible)
First bite tastes like heaven but the second one takes you there
This looks actually Amazing!
Enough to make a sick person sicker just by the looks of it
Nah you just weak kiddo
This almost looks like the ulti-meatum from Regular Show
i watched this video,.. it brought a tear to me eye 💧! Somebody hug the chef. Somebody kiss that beautiful person!!
@Zurround keep your negativity to yourself , money I ain't the complaints department. I am dorkaphobic so go on w your comments elsewhere
Your way to easy to impress if you think that smashing a bunch of melted cheese and ground beef food on a flattop deserves compliments to the Chef
A chef probably didn't even come up with this. Was probably just a stoned line cook
Kiss of death… by the looks of that party.. sheesh.
@@iamwarpath2863😂😂😂 I agree burger look so good you gots to give em something
My arteries: I'm tired boss
He was that close to fry that and smash it again I swear
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Yeah, how's that thing not hitting a fryer full of 350* lard afterwards? I mean, finish the set, for God's sake!
Batter dip and double fry, adding 4 more before the second fry, repeat until eventually is creates a fractile pattern that resembles an HR Giger design.
1st bite gonna taste like heaven
2nd bite takes you there 💀💀
Cut the shit
Oooh so funny, haven’t heard that one a million times or nothing
Fr🤣
I love how you people support local brands instead of those baby killer food chains. May Almighty bless you with good health ❤
“Hey! can you get me heart attack with cardiac arrest on top of it please?
Sure! 😃
Their cholesterol mist be sky high 😮
Exactly what I was going to write 😂
That’s not how it works
thats not true at all
Over the years if you've kept up they are looking more unhealthy everyday.
On There New Shows Of Eating Out So Much They Are Getting Fatter ... G . I Wonder Why ???
Heart Attack GUARANTEED !😆😂😂
This the type of burger Mordecai and Rigby would destroy New York over
Heading straight to the emergency room with this one 💯
this looks like some shit mordecai and rigby would fucking go to war for lol
Should be only cheddar
Smashing bun is a terrible idea
Says the guy who’s never even tried it. Quit being a baby
My stomach babbling!
You going have heart burn 🔥
Lord have mercay😂
About what?
@@zvebiNmob1zer666_ you've got it! 🤣🤣🤣
@@shia.03😂
my heartburn just activated by looking at that burger
“a healthy amount of heart failure” 💀
Bro has the most elite digestive system ever 😂
Wtf is this
My stomach start bubbling just watching that. 😂😂😂😂
I feel like I need to speedball statins just watching this.
balls
SOME NICE FOOD
this is the kind of shit mordecai and rigby would die for
On the first moment: What? He's doing a burger with 6 patties???
On a second moment: Ah, ok... It's two sandwichs!
On a third moment: OMFG!
Mary mother of god…. Some ideas are better being that, ideas… this will
Blow your heart out
I finally found something I would travel for
mmmm, my heart stopped to properly appreciate this
Omgggg yessss I’ve found y’all TH-cam 😭😭💗💗💗💗
This is the type of shit Mordecai and Rigby summoned a demon for to get to eat it
Bro i was on board until you started adding them all together, than my heart started screaming
"I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!" -Soldier TF2
Hot damn my blood pressure went up watching this one
"Who's hungry?" ME I AM!! 😛