Fun fact: Ratchet Bomb has so much going on that it even inspired a comprehensive rules change! Because of this card blowing up Werewolves in original Innistrad, when we did Shadows over Innistrad we changed it so back faces of double-faced cards have a CMC. What can't this card do? (And amazing work Remy, as always!)
@@jamestrevelyan1268 Yep! the rules stated the CMC is ALWAYS on the top right of the card. Then it was changed to the top right of the front face of cards.
I'm ashamed to say it took me a while to realize you were signing "To draw one I have waited for so long" instead of "2: draw 1, ..." - I kept thinking 'wait - ratchet bomb doesn't draw you a card?'
@@SimpleVisionVideos I find them being the full length fine when they are done by a master of parody like Weird Al. Other than that yeah, just end the dame thing early no one cares to see the whole song.
I also have never played, and have little idea how to, but have watched many! His parodies and songs on other channels are so good I came here anyway !
Well, it was a misplay after all. He cracked it after playing it instead of waiting for the last possible moment to activate it to maximize value. That's what I thought they were referring to when they said it might seem wrong.
I spent a good almost a minute wondering what the hell the joke was going to be and legitimately laughed out loud when you got to it. Props for not putting it in the title.
I watched this a couple days ago. I found myself humming Stacy’s mom today and could not for the life of me figure out how it got into my head; my wife was so confused when I started singing it and got the words way wrong. “I think I have you beat, how can you make that claim?!” It was then that I remembered this video. I have now watched it another 4 or 5 times and have the new, and improved, lyrics memorized 😇😅😂
I'll never forget the time I was playing in a big modern event. I play Pithing Needle and name Engineered Explosives. My opponent looks at me and casually casts a Ratchet Bomb. I burst out laughing
This was so delightful. I kept on wondering when Mother of Runes would come into play, and then you dropped the Bomb on us. Fantastic delivery -- thank you!
I haven't played MtG in quite a while and at first I had no idea where the song was going. But somehow, while listening to the beat my brain still provided me with 'Ratchet Bomb' about one second before it actually came up when thinking about what was going to happen.
Hey it's me from the future, sorry to break it to you, but we call cmc now "mana value" and this song doesn't make sense anymore, the world is doomed. Have a nice day!
@@xxSaberinyourheart All is not lost, as "three" and "v" rhymes very easily with CMC, so the song can still be salvaged! _"Remy can't you see? All their mv's are three"_ _"Stacy can't you see? They're all zero mv"_
Been bingeing your entire channel since a friend retweeted the amazing Sound of Silence at me. They've all been great fun, but this one had me genuinely laugh out loud multiple times. "Cranked out 8 Humans like the Octomom"! "Secured the Waste like an inside-out bag"!? Bwahahaha! Subscribed!
I literally had a game like that first bomb but it was a goblin chainwhirler vs about 100 scute swarms. So satisfying to see their board wipe after waiting all that time for them to make what felt like a billion 1/1 tokens.
I always blast Stacy's Mom in my car because my friends hate it, they especially hate it when I start singing it. They won't be happy when I start blasting the magic parody version. Thank you for this amazing video this is probably the fifth time I listen to it today, and I still laugh just at hard every time.
i cant believe how accurate the characters in your videos are. the token guy is my buddy rave,and jake is misprint guy...im bout 3 videos in, and lovin it.
Remy my family and I have been watching all of your Reason parodies on pretty much repeat and now I have discovered a Magic parody channel? You give us too much sir.
I love the giant Ratchet Bomb picture background at 1:09. I really wanna beleive Remy ordered a blown up tapestry of a Ratchet Bomb to physically hang behind him for the video. :)
The attention to detail is so on/off. The lands are never correct (forests for the joke make sense but the mountains?), but I saw you scry 1 on that prison realm? Man's out here wildin
@@MTGRemy happy I could bring some joy to the madlad who rapped about McDonald's and WoW and cracked me up when I was a sad teen in the early days of YT. Glad you've come back to entertain man, you're awesome!
I really really like your parody songs and I really really like Ratchet Bomb, I loved this one, so funny! (I also found the original song funny) Scars of Mirrodin was the set that brought me back to MtG after a couple years out, and I kept playing standard for a while, mostly with Goblins, at some point tokens were pestering me so much I started running Ratchets in the main and it was so fun to win game-ones against tokens with it, I even kept running it on the main deck of Goblins after Legion Loyalist got released.
He was too busy jamming out on his guitar to notice that Rachet Bomb that's been sitting on the field for 3 turns.
The top deck is more brutal so I'm fine with it.
Either that, or he had something that moved around charge counters, like Coretapper, Power Conduit, or Vedalken Infuser.
He also was talking at the phone with his friend LMAO
actually he was on the phone.. so deserved to die
Maybe the bomb came out after the removal enchantments.
Subtly my favorite part is how Remy has 3 Mountains in front of him as he casually casts 4 white and blue enchantments.
WHO KNOWS THE MYSTERIES OF THE MULTIVERSE?????
@@MTGRemy You aren't going to find out with three mountains...
Manamorphose obviously
Rituals and Manamorphoses, of course.
Everyone loves a fuckin mountain
I love the idea that his opponent has been cranking up a Bomb each turn and Remy doesn't even notice because he's on the phone and whatnot
Rime!
On the phone
On a roll
I once found a copy of Ratchet Bomb randomly on the floor of my high school. It's been a staple of my modern and commander decks for years now.
It is very funny in things like Glissa the traitor
There was a bomb in your school!
Fun fact: Ratchet Bomb has so much going on that it even inspired a comprehensive rules change! Because of this card blowing up Werewolves in original Innistrad, when we did Shadows over Innistrad we changed it so back faces of double-faced cards have a CMC.
What can't this card do?
(And amazing work Remy, as always!)
Hey! What's up Gavin!
@@WaveyZRL Hey there! :D
Hold up, flip cards used to become 0 CMC?? That’s crazy D:
this is awesome! thank you, Gavin!!!
@@jamestrevelyan1268 Yep! the rules stated the CMC is ALWAYS on the top right of the card. Then it was changed to the top right of the front face of cards.
This channel is a jewel.
thank you so much!
A diamond in the rough, you could say :P
You should say, this channel a bomb 🤣🤣🤣
A mox, one might say.
I'm ashamed to say it took me a while to realize you were signing "To draw one I have waited for so long" instead of "2: draw 1, ..." - I kept thinking 'wait - ratchet bomb doesn't draw you a card?'
kleedrac hahah I was in the same position, I had a Google and a good stare at the rulings😂
I just assumed it was a backwards yugioh reference
Huge respect for the line “this jokes gone on too long” and ending your parody song before it gets too old
All of the songs end well before the real versions do.
Agreed, there are many song parodies that really should only last a few verses but instead last the whole song
@@SimpleVisionVideos I find them being the full length fine when they are done by a master of parody like Weird Al. Other than that yeah, just end the dame thing early no one cares to see the whole song.
I would of loved it to go on further.... it comes down to opinion.
@@monopoman Not the "Land down under one"
I have never played Magic: The Gathering in my life, but I still love this parody.
"He's got more forests and soldiers than the Viet Cong."
Viet Cong is a perfect name for any green token deck lol
@@Multiyuppp What'll you name a Seleznaya Angel Token Deck?
@alexs5814 Plains of Abraham?
@@zephyrpickell1398 hihihi^^
I also have never played, and have little idea how to, but have watched many! His parodies and songs on other channels are so good I came here anyway !
"I know it might seem wrong but I'm gonna crack this Ratchet Bomb" quote for everyone that has ever cracked one.
Well, it was a misplay after all. He cracked it after playing it instead of waiting for the last possible moment to activate it to maximize value. That's what I thought they were referring to when they said it might seem wrong.
"He calls it Junk, but I think that description is wrong."
Coughs in alternate name for Abzan.
Junk existed looooong before Abzan. Other way around.
Well there's hardly any puns in Abzan, right? ;)
LOOOOLLLLL "He's got more forest and soldiers than the VIEEEET--COOOON" 0:25 Cracked me up!!
3 years have passed and I'm still around for my monthly rewatch of this gem
I spent a good almost a minute wondering what the hell the joke was going to be and legitimately laughed out loud when you got to it. Props for not putting it in the title.
Genius. This is what parodies should be 10/10
Okay this is just the best mtg music thing ever
thank you!
I have to agree, was jammin the whole time
Best Magic content out there
you are too kind, thank you!
I watched this a couple days ago. I found myself humming Stacy’s mom today and could not for the life of me figure out how it got into my head; my wife was so confused when I started singing it and got the words way wrong. “I think I have you beat, how can you make that claim?!” It was then that I remembered this video. I have now watched it another 4 or 5 times and have the new, and improved, lyrics memorized 😇😅😂
I'll never forget the time I was playing in a big modern event.
I play Pithing Needle and name Engineered Explosives.
My opponent looks at me and casually casts a Ratchet Bomb.
I burst out laughing
This was so delightful. I kept on wondering when Mother of Runes would come into play, and then you dropped the Bomb on us. Fantastic delivery -- thank you!
thank you, Clint!
Imma need you to sign my Ratchet Bombs now
I haven't played MtG in quite a while and at first I had no idea where the song was going. But somehow, while listening to the beat my brain still provided me with 'Ratchet Bomb' about one second before it actually came up when thinking about what was going to happen.
I like how Remy is looking at his opponent's sideboard when deciding what to side in.
watched this and bought 5 copies of Ratchet Bomb
now all my decks have got it going on
If prices for Ratchet Bomb spike we all know why
lmao true
I don’t know a single thing about Magic, but I love all these song parody videos you make :).
HOW DOES THIS VID HAVE 744K VIEWS AND YOU HAVE ONLY 90K SUBS?! Most underrated mtg channel
I just found my ratchet bomb card and remembered this lol
Playing a Ratchet Bomb in the future will require singing this. Like the whole table should sing along.
Hey it's me from the future, sorry to break it to you, but we call cmc now "mana value" and this song doesn't make sense anymore, the world is doomed. Have a nice day!
@@xxSaberinyourheart crap
@@xxSaberinyourheart All is not lost, as "three" and "v" rhymes very easily with CMC, so the song can still be salvaged!
_"Remy can't you see? All their mv's are three"_
_"Stacy can't you see? They're all zero mv"_
Top 10 anime plot twists no one saw coming... XD
Been bingeing your entire channel since a friend retweeted the amazing Sound of Silence at me. They've all been great fun, but this one had me genuinely laugh out loud multiple times. "Cranked out 8 Humans like the Octomom"! "Secured the Waste like an inside-out bag"!? Bwahahaha! Subscribed!
"More forest soldiers than the Vietcong."
r/historymemes will love that joke...
I kinda died at that part ngl
Best line in the song
Okay, that was just impressive on the sound production. And the lyrics actually worked out well. Bravo.
thank you! working on more!
I literally had a game like that first bomb but it was a goblin chainwhirler vs about 100 scute swarms. So satisfying to see their board wipe after waiting all that time for them to make what felt like a billion 1/1 tokens.
My friends and I started playing Magic back in 94. Your channel got us playing again.
"How can you make that claim!?" - It fits so damn well.
I always blast Stacy's Mom in my car because my friends hate it, they especially hate it when I start singing it. They won't be happy when I start blasting the magic parody version. Thank you for this amazing video this is probably the fifth time I listen to it today, and I still laugh just at hard every time.
Brilliance. Reminds me of a favorite MTG moment when a commander opponent made a million sliver tokens and attacked... into my arachnogenesis.
Gross!
Holy crap! Were you playing Ishkana?
@@11epicnoob That would have been fun! It was Ezuri, Claw of Progress, and I gained 2m experience counters to get ready for my next combat :D
Heh I have a friend like that. All it took was a balefire dragon, lighting greaves and a dream to beat him
calling friend mid-game to brag is genius
i cant believe how accurate the characters in your videos are. the token guy is my buddy rave,and jake is misprint guy...im bout 3 videos in, and lovin it.
"I know it might seem wrong, but imma crack this ratchet bomb"
Never again will I not use this line when I crack one.
jesus the viet cong line had me laughin, great stuff
Remy my family and I have been watching all of your Reason parodies on pretty much repeat and now I have discovered a Magic parody channel? You give us too much sir.
My daughter introduced me to your channel a few days after I introduced her mtg. She's getting ratchet bomb for her birthday
This genuinely made me smile and my day better, keep up the great content!
I'm really happy to hear that! Thank you, Colin!
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY STILL MAKES SONGS?!??! i never knew about this channel! im subbed to his main channel and been a fan for 10 years at least!
“More forests and soldiers than the Viet Cong.”
That line is hysterical!
I love the giant Ratchet Bomb picture background at 1:09. I really wanna beleive Remy ordered a blown up tapestry of a Ratchet Bomb to physically hang behind him for the video. :)
I can not comprehend why this channel does not have at least 500k subscribers. (Deserves more)
Remy the OG God. From repping Arlington to MTG, my man is the best in the parody game.
I always feel like the corners of my mouth are gonna rip apart with the perma-smile I have plastered on while watching Remy's parodies
I can't believe this took over 4 years to hit a million views.
I'm sorry but the throwbacks this video gives me are too real, some brilliant stuff Remy!
Wait, Remy already got, opened, and made a music video with Double Masters cards and mine hasn't even shipped yet!
This amazing! I actually have a couple mtg parody’s I wrote back in the day! Never got a chance to do anything like this, you rock my dude!
BRO! You are totally the Weird Al Yankovic of situational Magic comedy! Keep up the awesome work!!!!
Actually, my favorite character in this video is angry guitarist Remy that's sick of all these Ratchet Bombs, that scowl you give the camera is GOLDEN
Favorite part was Stacy's confused face when he echoed "The Octo-Mom" 1:27
Remy, I used to love listening to your music a decade ago. It's so great to see you making new content!
this is freakin awesome, i am sad i hadn't discovered your parody songs (and other videos too) sooner
As a tokens player myself, seeing that Ratchet Bomb made me flinch immediately
I met Remy from Reason website, but I'm in love with him for Music. MTG or whatever. Keep it up!
And that kids, is why you use token making abilities that are instant speed at the END of your opponents turn
The Octomom killed me. Legit laugh out loud
My favorite chorus of any of your videos.
The attention to detail is so on/off. The lands are never correct (forests for the joke make sense but the mountains?), but I saw you scry 1 on that prison realm? Man's out here wildin
hahaha this made me laugh out loud in real life
@@MTGRemy happy I could bring some joy to the madlad who rapped about McDonald's and WoW and cracked me up when I was a sad teen in the early days of YT. Glad you've come back to entertain man, you're awesome!
Even more hilarious is after he cracks the bomb apparently you still see the opponent with tokens on the field in the video.
The three mountains are a red herring, you think he's going to drop Goblin Chainwhirler and then - BOOM - ratchet bomb
Not to mention bitter blossom triggering in the middle of the turn
Who else was expecting this to be about Mother of Runes?
I just discovered this channel and i don’t even like the original songs being parodied but I love these soooo much, this channel is awesome
This is the third video of him that I watch and he really earned my sub. Great content
Rachet Bomb 🎶has got it going on! 🎵two draw one, ive been waiting so long! Rachet Bomb 🎶has got it going on! 🎵
I have so many questions about Remy's mana base.... Great video!
Thank you for featuring tokens!
This one for the algorithm, great content
"remy cant you see, they all 3 cmc" *sing* ;D love it
I really really like your parody songs and I really really like Ratchet Bomb, I loved this one, so funny! (I also found the original song funny)
Scars of Mirrodin was the set that brought me back to MtG after a couple years out, and I kept playing standard for a while, mostly with Goblins, at some point tokens were pestering me so much I started running Ratchets in the main and it was so fun to win game-ones against tokens with it, I even kept running it on the main deck of Goblins after Legion Loyalist got released.
this is great. I love it. Thank you so much Remy
Thank you very much for the beautiful song, master Remy.
For the mtg babies here, abzan used to be called "junk" (before the khans)
Daghatar was of the "Junk" clan then?
Man I loved that Junk pun, great stuff
Wow! 10/10, although I was waiting for a massacre worm chorus.
Misplay at 1:08. Should've waited for opponent's combat step before cracking it, could've at least got his next turn's Bitterblossom token as well.
Man, I love your lyrics! Keep it up!
This song jams! You're really talented!
Like my third or fourth time watching this and I just got the Secure the Wastes like a dog poop bag joke. Very clever. Laughed out loud ;)
Remy must have an Emblam we aren't aware of that reads "tap a mountain generate 3 white and/or blue mana."
Stacy: SUCK SOME TOKENS!!!
Remy: Ratchet Bomb?
Me: DESTROYE
D
Hahahaha I'm so glad Remy is back with an MTG channel!
Thank you, that's the card my Kalastax the controlling burnosaur Deck needed!
Looking forward to the super extended cut with every cmc up to 16
This channel is great! Also went out and picked up Rachet Bomb because of this lol
This song cures my depression. Always puts a smile on my face every time, so thank you, Remy. I'm in love with Ratchet Bomb! ❤
Stacy is me when I first started playing MTG. Loved Rhys the Redeemed.
End the festivities absolutely slobbering
I don’t know anything about Magic the Gathering, but I do know that this is a great parody
This was utterly fantastic. More of this sort please
Another parody song could be about Crater hoof with the song Hoof there it is
Upside down a symbiote, this elf is gonna show you what its all about...
These songs are awesome Remy!!!
This song could be about my Rhys the Redeemed Commander deck LOL.
As someone who has been playing the same abzan token deck for years, this is such a painfully good video.
I am so glad to have found this channel, you rock Remy 😁