Fun fact: Ratchet Bomb has so much going on that it even inspired a comprehensive rules change! Because of this card blowing up Werewolves in original Innistrad, when we did Shadows over Innistrad we changed it so back faces of double-faced cards have a CMC. What can't this card do? (And amazing work Remy, as always!)
@@jamestrevelyan1268 Yep! the rules stated the CMC is ALWAYS on the top right of the card. Then it was changed to the top right of the front face of cards.
Well, it was a misplay after all. He cracked it after playing it instead of waiting for the last possible moment to activate it to maximize value. That's what I thought they were referring to when they said it might seem wrong.
@@SimpleVisionVideos I find them being the full length fine when they are done by a master of parody like Weird Al. Other than that yeah, just end the dame thing early no one cares to see the whole song.
I'm ashamed to say it took me a while to realize you were signing "To draw one I have waited for so long" instead of "2: draw 1, ..." - I kept thinking 'wait - ratchet bomb doesn't draw you a card?'
I watched this a couple days ago. I found myself humming Stacy’s mom today and could not for the life of me figure out how it got into my head; my wife was so confused when I started singing it and got the words way wrong. “I think I have you beat, how can you make that claim?!” It was then that I remembered this video. I have now watched it another 4 or 5 times and have the new, and improved, lyrics memorized 😇😅😂
I spent a good almost a minute wondering what the hell the joke was going to be and legitimately laughed out loud when you got to it. Props for not putting it in the title.
This was so delightful. I kept on wondering when Mother of Runes would come into play, and then you dropped the Bomb on us. Fantastic delivery -- thank you!
I'll never forget the time I was playing in a big modern event. I play Pithing Needle and name Engineered Explosives. My opponent looks at me and casually casts a Ratchet Bomb. I burst out laughing
Hey it's me from the future, sorry to break it to you, but we call cmc now "mana value" and this song doesn't make sense anymore, the world is doomed. Have a nice day!
@@xxSaberinyourheart All is not lost, as "three" and "v" rhymes very easily with CMC, so the song can still be salvaged! _"Remy can't you see? All their mv's are three"_ _"Stacy can't you see? They're all zero mv"_
I haven't played MtG in quite a while and at first I had no idea where the song was going. But somehow, while listening to the beat my brain still provided me with 'Ratchet Bomb' about one second before it actually came up when thinking about what was going to happen.
I always blast Stacy's Mom in my car because my friends hate it, they especially hate it when I start singing it. They won't be happy when I start blasting the magic parody version. Thank you for this amazing video this is probably the fifth time I listen to it today, and I still laugh just at hard every time.
Been bingeing your entire channel since a friend retweeted the amazing Sound of Silence at me. They've all been great fun, but this one had me genuinely laugh out loud multiple times. "Cranked out 8 Humans like the Octomom"! "Secured the Waste like an inside-out bag"!? Bwahahaha! Subscribed!
I literally had a game like that first bomb but it was a goblin chainwhirler vs about 100 scute swarms. So satisfying to see their board wipe after waiting all that time for them to make what felt like a billion 1/1 tokens.
The attention to detail is so on/off. The lands are never correct (forests for the joke make sense but the mountains?), but I saw you scry 1 on that prison realm? Man's out here wildin
@@MTGRemy happy I could bring some joy to the madlad who rapped about McDonald's and WoW and cracked me up when I was a sad teen in the early days of YT. Glad you've come back to entertain man, you're awesome!
Remy my family and I have been watching all of your Reason parodies on pretty much repeat and now I have discovered a Magic parody channel? You give us too much sir.
i cant believe how accurate the characters in your videos are. the token guy is my buddy rave,and jake is misprint guy...im bout 3 videos in, and lovin it.
I love the giant Ratchet Bomb picture background at 1:09. I really wanna beleive Remy ordered a blown up tapestry of a Ratchet Bomb to physically hang behind him for the video. :)
I was today years old when I realized it was 'To draw one I have waited so long' and not 'Two, draw 1. I have waited for so long'. Was trying to figure out how it cantripped!
He was too busy jamming out on his guitar to notice that Rachet Bomb that's been sitting on the field for 3 turns.
The top deck is more brutal so I'm fine with it.
Either that, or he had something that moved around charge counters, like Coretapper, Power Conduit, or Vedalken Infuser.
He also was talking at the phone with his friend LMAO
actually he was on the phone.. so deserved to die
Maybe the bomb came out after the removal enchantments.
Subtly my favorite part is how Remy has 3 Mountains in front of him as he casually casts 4 white and blue enchantments.
WHO KNOWS THE MYSTERIES OF THE MULTIVERSE?????
@@MTGRemy You aren't going to find out with three mountains...
Manamorphose obviously
Rituals and Manamorphoses, of course.
Everyone loves a fuckin mountain
I love the idea that his opponent has been cranking up a Bomb each turn and Remy doesn't even notice because he's on the phone and whatnot
Rime!
On the phone
On a roll
I once found a copy of Ratchet Bomb randomly on the floor of my high school. It's been a staple of my modern and commander decks for years now.
It is very funny in things like Glissa the traitor
There was a bomb in your school!
This channel is a jewel.
thank you so much!
A diamond in the rough, you could say :P
You should say, this channel a bomb 🤣🤣🤣
A mox, one might say.
Fun fact: Ratchet Bomb has so much going on that it even inspired a comprehensive rules change! Because of this card blowing up Werewolves in original Innistrad, when we did Shadows over Innistrad we changed it so back faces of double-faced cards have a CMC.
What can't this card do?
(And amazing work Remy, as always!)
Hey! What's up Gavin!
@@WaveyZRL Hey there! :D
Hold up, flip cards used to become 0 CMC?? That’s crazy D:
this is awesome! thank you, Gavin!!!
@@jamestrevelyan1268 Yep! the rules stated the CMC is ALWAYS on the top right of the card. Then it was changed to the top right of the front face of cards.
"I know it might seem wrong but I'm gonna crack this Ratchet Bomb" quote for everyone that has ever cracked one.
Well, it was a misplay after all. He cracked it after playing it instead of waiting for the last possible moment to activate it to maximize value. That's what I thought they were referring to when they said it might seem wrong.
Huge respect for the line “this jokes gone on too long” and ending your parody song before it gets too old
All of the songs end well before the real versions do.
Agreed, there are many song parodies that really should only last a few verses but instead last the whole song
@@SimpleVisionVideos I find them being the full length fine when they are done by a master of parody like Weird Al. Other than that yeah, just end the dame thing early no one cares to see the whole song.
I would of loved it to go on further.... it comes down to opinion.
@@monopoman Not the "Land down under one"
Genius. This is what parodies should be 10/10
I'm ashamed to say it took me a while to realize you were signing "To draw one I have waited for so long" instead of "2: draw 1, ..." - I kept thinking 'wait - ratchet bomb doesn't draw you a card?'
kleedrac hahah I was in the same position, I had a Google and a good stare at the rulings😂
I just assumed it was a backwards yugioh reference
"He calls it Junk, but I think that description is wrong."
Coughs in alternate name for Abzan.
Junk existed looooong before Abzan. Other way around.
Well there's hardly any puns in Abzan, right? ;)
I have never played Magic: The Gathering in my life, but I still love this parody.
"He's got more forests and soldiers than the Viet Cong."
Viet Cong is a perfect name for any green token deck lol
@@Multiyuppp What'll you name a Seleznaya Angel Token Deck?
@alexs5814 Plains of Abraham?
@@zephyrpickell1398 hihihi^^
I watched this a couple days ago. I found myself humming Stacy’s mom today and could not for the life of me figure out how it got into my head; my wife was so confused when I started singing it and got the words way wrong. “I think I have you beat, how can you make that claim?!” It was then that I remembered this video. I have now watched it another 4 or 5 times and have the new, and improved, lyrics memorized 😇😅😂
I spent a good almost a minute wondering what the hell the joke was going to be and legitimately laughed out loud when you got to it. Props for not putting it in the title.
Best Magic content out there
you are too kind, thank you!
Okay this is just the best mtg music thing ever
thank you!
I have to agree, was jammin the whole time
3 years have passed and I'm still around for my monthly rewatch of this gem
If prices for Ratchet Bomb spike we all know why
lmao true
This was so delightful. I kept on wondering when Mother of Runes would come into play, and then you dropped the Bomb on us. Fantastic delivery -- thank you!
thank you, Clint!
Imma need you to sign my Ratchet Bombs now
I like how Remy is looking at his opponent's sideboard when deciding what to side in.
LOOOOLLLLL "He's got more forest and soldiers than the VIEEEET--COOOON" 0:25 Cracked me up!!
I'll never forget the time I was playing in a big modern event.
I play Pithing Needle and name Engineered Explosives.
My opponent looks at me and casually casts a Ratchet Bomb.
I burst out laughing
Playing a Ratchet Bomb in the future will require singing this. Like the whole table should sing along.
Hey it's me from the future, sorry to break it to you, but we call cmc now "mana value" and this song doesn't make sense anymore, the world is doomed. Have a nice day!
@@xxSaberinyourheart crap
@@xxSaberinyourheart All is not lost, as "three" and "v" rhymes very easily with CMC, so the song can still be salvaged!
_"Remy can't you see? All their mv's are three"_
_"Stacy can't you see? They're all zero mv"_
"How can you make that claim!?" - It fits so damn well.
I don’t know a single thing about Magic, but I love all these song parody videos you make :).
I just found my ratchet bomb card and remembered this lol
I haven't played MtG in quite a while and at first I had no idea where the song was going. But somehow, while listening to the beat my brain still provided me with 'Ratchet Bomb' about one second before it actually came up when thinking about what was going to happen.
"More forest soldiers than the Vietcong."
r/historymemes will love that joke...
I kinda died at that part ngl
Best line in the song
My friends and I started playing Magic back in 94. Your channel got us playing again.
"I know it might seem wrong, but imma crack this ratchet bomb"
Never again will I not use this line when I crack one.
I always blast Stacy's Mom in my car because my friends hate it, they especially hate it when I start singing it. They won't be happy when I start blasting the magic parody version. Thank you for this amazing video this is probably the fifth time I listen to it today, and I still laugh just at hard every time.
Been bingeing your entire channel since a friend retweeted the amazing Sound of Silence at me. They've all been great fun, but this one had me genuinely laugh out loud multiple times. "Cranked out 8 Humans like the Octomom"! "Secured the Waste like an inside-out bag"!? Bwahahaha! Subscribed!
Brilliance. Reminds me of a favorite MTG moment when a commander opponent made a million sliver tokens and attacked... into my arachnogenesis.
Gross!
Holy crap! Were you playing Ishkana?
@@11epicnoob That would have been fun! It was Ezuri, Claw of Progress, and I gained 2m experience counters to get ready for my next combat :D
Heh I have a friend like that. All it took was a balefire dragon, lighting greaves and a dream to beat him
“More forests and soldiers than the Viet Cong.”
That line is hysterical!
I literally had a game like that first bomb but it was a goblin chainwhirler vs about 100 scute swarms. So satisfying to see their board wipe after waiting all that time for them to make what felt like a billion 1/1 tokens.
The attention to detail is so on/off. The lands are never correct (forests for the joke make sense but the mountains?), but I saw you scry 1 on that prison realm? Man's out here wildin
hahaha this made me laugh out loud in real life
@@MTGRemy happy I could bring some joy to the madlad who rapped about McDonald's and WoW and cracked me up when I was a sad teen in the early days of YT. Glad you've come back to entertain man, you're awesome!
Even more hilarious is after he cracks the bomb apparently you still see the opponent with tokens on the field in the video.
The three mountains are a red herring, you think he's going to drop Goblin Chainwhirler and then - BOOM - ratchet bomb
Not to mention bitter blossom triggering in the middle of the turn
This genuinely made me smile and my day better, keep up the great content!
I'm really happy to hear that! Thank you, Colin!
When it’s 6 Am and all you can do is think about ratchet bomb
As a tokens player myself, seeing that Ratchet Bomb made me flinch immediately
Okay, that was just impressive on the sound production. And the lyrics actually worked out well. Bravo.
thank you! working on more!
jesus the viet cong line had me laughin, great stuff
The Octomom killed me. Legit laugh out loud
Another parody song could be about Crater hoof with the song Hoof there it is
Upside down a symbiote, this elf is gonna show you what its all about...
My favorite chorus of any of your videos.
Remy the OG God. From repping Arlington to MTG, my man is the best in the parody game.
Wait, Remy already got, opened, and made a music video with Double Masters cards and mine hasn't even shipped yet!
I am literally unable to play this card without singing this song on edh night
Remy my family and I have been watching all of your Reason parodies on pretty much repeat and now I have discovered a Magic parody channel? You give us too much sir.
Thank you for featuring tokens!
Looking forward to the super extended cut with every cmc up to 16
"remy cant you see, they all 3 cmc" *sing* ;D love it
watched this and bought 5 copies of Ratchet Bomb
now all my decks have got it going on
Stacy: SUCK SOME TOKENS!!!
Remy: Ratchet Bomb?
Me: DESTROYE
D
This one for the algorithm, great content
This song could be about my Rhys the Redeemed Commander deck LOL.
i cant believe how accurate the characters in your videos are. the token guy is my buddy rave,and jake is misprint guy...im bout 3 videos in, and lovin it.
this is freakin awesome, i am sad i hadn't discovered your parody songs (and other videos too) sooner
This is why Conclave Tribunal is the best exile enchantment
And here I was thinking he would play anger of the gods....
Stacy is me when I first started playing MTG. Loved Rhys the Redeemed.
I always feel like the corners of my mouth are gonna rip apart with the perma-smile I have plastered on while watching Remy's parodies
Wow! 10/10, although I was waiting for a massacre worm chorus.
Remy, I used to love listening to your music a decade ago. It's so great to see you making new content!
Remy must have an Emblam we aren't aware of that reads "tap a mountain generate 3 white and/or blue mana."
My daughter introduced me to your channel a few days after I introduced her mtg. She's getting ratchet bomb for her birthday
BRO! You are totally the Weird Al Yankovic of situational Magic comedy! Keep up the awesome work!!!!
HOW DOES THIS VID HAVE 744K VIEWS AND YOU HAVE ONLY 90K SUBS?! Most underrated mtg channel
I was hoping for "ulamog has got it goin on" but this is 1000 times better
Favorite part was Stacy's confused face when he echoed "The Octo-Mom" 1:27
I can not comprehend why this channel does not have at least 500k subscribers. (Deserves more)
I can only imagine playing magic that with Remy would be a blast
Actually, my favorite character in this video is angry guitarist Remy that's sick of all these Ratchet Bombs, that scowl you give the camera is GOLDEN
Like my third or fourth time watching this and I just got the Secure the Wastes like a dog poop bag joke. Very clever. Laughed out loud ;)
Top 10 anime plot twists no one saw coming... XD
Who's here after it isn't CMC anymore?
This amazing! I actually have a couple mtg parody’s I wrote back in the day! Never got a chance to do anything like this, you rock my dude!
I love the giant Ratchet Bomb picture background at 1:09. I really wanna beleive Remy ordered a blown up tapestry of a Ratchet Bomb to physically hang behind him for the video. :)
I just discovered this channel and i don’t even like the original songs being parodied but I love these soooo much, this channel is awesome
HOLY SHIT THIS GUY STILL MAKES SONGS?!??! i never knew about this channel! im subbed to his main channel and been a fan for 10 years at least!
How did I miss this through all of quarantine?
Yes and yes, classic song that was in dire need of an mtg remake!!
I am probably not the only one going circles in Remy's music playlist? 🤣
I'm sorry but the throwbacks this video gives me are too real, some brilliant stuff Remy!
I have so many questions about Remy's mana base.... Great video!
every Magic player knows the awesome feeling of top decking a game-winning card!
I do that way too often. My friends have started to joke that I secretly own the Millennium Puzzle
If your opponent has all those plainswalkers and you topdeck Rachet bomb you're still losing
All those songs are taking the piss.
I love them all!!
For all new players: Cmc is an old term for "mana value".
Converted Mana Cost is still used in cards. I just did not knew the abbreviation CMC
This is the third video of him that I watch and he really earned my sub. Great content
I don’t know anything about Magic the Gathering, but I do know that this is a great parody
"Flashback Lingering Souls"
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I was today years old when I realized it was 'To draw one I have waited so long' and not 'Two, draw 1. I have waited for so long'. Was trying to figure out how it cantripped!
this is great. I love it. Thank you so much Remy
This song jams! You're really talented!
I met Remy from Reason website, but I'm in love with him for Music. MTG or whatever. Keep it up!
This song cures my depression. Always puts a smile on my face every time, so thank you, Remy. I'm in love with Ratchet Bomb! ❤
Brilliant as usual
In my playgroup we sing this about Martyrs bond
For the Venn diagram of people who get all these jokes/references, this is absolutely genius.
Thankfully, I fall within that Venn diagram.