I love how Nick seemingly has no interest in being taller but is instead attracted to the idea because of the complete spiritual transformation that amount of pain would cause.
Holy shit, imagine paying a quarter of a million dollars and months of debilitating excruciating pain to go from 5'11" to 6'1" when a nice pair of boots could've gotten you there for less than $100.
nothing like them little yellow pills man, getting mad at the TV, not shitting for days, losing friends and burning bridges with every missed call while feeling euphoric. simpler times
5’11 is already tall enough that your height isn’t going to be a limiting factor in anything unless you want to date insane women or want to be a model. 5’9 to 5’11 would be way more valuable, you’d go from average to being seen as tall by women. 5’6 to 5’9 even more so, might actually change your life lol.
I've seen photos of these guys who get the surgery and you can CLEARLY see that something is off about them afterwards. Their arms are too short for their bodies, their torsos look squat, etc.
Does anyone know what the forum is? My short friend wants to know.. for science. I certainly don't need it though, because I'm a very tall man who wouldn't need height surgery. But if someone could let me know so I can tell my friend then that would be great.
the surgery is normally for people with leg disease not healthy legged short people. its for people with one leg thats too short and it hurts their spine or for people with inverted shins and dwarfism.
Why the fuck would you even get it if you're 5'11 and 6'1 after? So you just wasted away two years of your life to go from slightly above average to almost tall, hell yeah
I knew a kid that got the surgery but for wholly different reasons. He was bowlegged(badly so) and the surgery was corrective. The kicker though was he was already tall, 6ft 4, by 14. After the surgery, he was very close to seven feet. He was supposed to stop playing football but he continued a few years after the surgery anyway.
I had a big knee surgery, ACL reconstruction, Meniscus Repair, and LEET procedure. I stopped taking the opioids like 2-3 days post surgery so I would have to suffer the pain and go through a gauntlet like nick said. Even after I was back walking fine, and progressing really well in PT, every night the spot where they drilled through my bone would just pulse so hard. The sharpest nerve pains. Also I’d get smaller versions of that from my nerves re-awakening. These guys would have this pain but so much worse. I literally had trouble falling asleep for 6 weeks because of the shocking sensations lol
That's so fucking crazy, I think Nick was alluding to stumbling across a "I want to get the bone breaking surgery" forum. Years ago I was trying to find the right combination of words to Google in order to find something out and for some reason that forum came up, it was trippy AF
Im such an addict the thought of sitting in a dark hotel room, laying on the floor out of my gourd on opioids sounds amazing. Endless cheeseburgers and pills, ultra cold and dark.
I remember Rivers from Weezer wrote their whole second album in that state cause he was born with one leg shorter than the other and got the surgery to make it the same length and spent a year in horrific pain. Also I’m gay
I had a dream i broke my face and got darth vader surgery last night. I remember distinctly the feeling of my eyebrows getting smashed to make some mask fit. It was a fucked dream but this sounds like a similar experience
I think you guys live longer as well. unfortunately I'm 6'8", totally jacked and proportional, and I already had to have a few surgeries for injuries related to having too much sex.
Look I just tried to quit alcohol in a hotel room for 2 days and ensued up in the hospital detoxed and am now back to drinking so I’m fine with my height
I remember seeing this years and years ago on a discovery channel thing. Some girl did it so she could be an inch taller and be a pilot. They like drill into your bones and put pins into them for cranks and then crank your bones apart each day. It’s pretty heavy metal. Doing it to be six inches taller though? That’s psychopathic.
after hearing its $76k, stav is contemplating if he could lose weight by doing the surgery over and over and just redistributing the weight, 5'6" 240lbs to 6'3" 240lbs...
This whole thing sounds like that scene from Gattica where Ethan Hawke is lying on the ground with those spikes around his knees and shins stretching his bones to make him taller.
If you’re like 5’6” an extra 6 inches of height could change your life forever… a lot of (silly ass)women won’t even give you a chance if you’re not 6ft tall… I understand when tall women have that strict preference but it’s so many more than just taller women.
you’re not getting 6 inches unless your doctor really doesn’t give a fuck. you’re getting like 3. 5’9 or 5’6 you still won’t be tall and there will still be girls that won’t sleep with you because of your height. I wouldn’t get the surgery unless youre around 5’3.
Exactly, it is sad that I would maybe be willing to do it for that. My looks are at least average, and I get along well with everyone, I am just ignored by women as I am a non-prospect, and for most of them I am not. Can't wait to off myself.
$76k isnt bad for surgery that will cause years of pain and can cause Stav to lose his legs from infection. But a diet, which is free, and only takes a bit of will power and no pain? Impossible
I love how Nick seemingly has no interest in being taller but is instead attracted to the idea because of the complete spiritual transformation that amount of pain would cause.
Yeah just like those guys that pay to get their balls stomped on.
Verbatim what he said
Spiritually taller. Your soul is 6'2"
Odin
@@X8X8X6X4X No-din
“yes stav, they saw your legs off and put on longer ones.”
Holy shit, imagine paying a quarter of a million dollars and months of debilitating excruciating pain to go from 5'11" to 6'1" when a nice pair of boots could've gotten you there for less than $100.
@meow purr yeah how’s the weather way down there
@meow purr manlet detected
@@sh0gun___ will they ever learn?
For free if you find boots under warranty
@meow purr manlet
I wish men could give birth so we could do it better than women and not complain
I’m just imagining a hotdog split into four sections but still attached at the base
@@juwebles4352 fuck
@@juwebles4352 The cock opens like Eggman's Laser from Sonic Adventure 2 and shoots out a baby at mach speed
@@juwebles4352 why
@@juwebles4352 we have assholes you know
nick just wanting to do it for the 3 months of opiates
nothing like them little yellow pills man, getting mad at the TV, not shitting for days, losing friends and burning bridges with every missed call while feeling euphoric. simpler times
"the doctor who does it isn't very tall" and it zooms in on Nick silently for a second too long
Nick "I would not get taller for $1000" but also Nick "I really want antlers"
5'11 to 6'1 is the most valuable height increase possible.
Second most, 5'10 to 6ft is number 1
You know you can just lie and say you're taller and no one knows right? No one's ever gonna measure you.
5’11 is already tall enough that your height isn’t going to be a limiting factor in anything unless you want to date insane women or want to be a model.
5’9 to 5’11 would be way more valuable, you’d go from average to being seen as tall by women. 5’6 to 5’9 even more so, might actually change your life lol.
women do not know heights (or length). just lying and saying you're 6'1" costs nothing
the idea of this vile sorcery made my teeth chatter
Nick just comparing the pain to drug withdrawal spirituality
I've seen photos of these guys who get the surgery and you can CLEARLY see that something is off about them afterwards. Their arms are too short for their bodies, their torsos look squat, etc.
So they have the proportions of black ppl, minus the arms
There’s nothing more peak alpha male than looking like a toddler drew you
Nick is on Lookism asking the boyos if his beard gives the illusion of being taller
It just makes him look like an anemic dwarf
Does anyone know what the forum is? My short friend wants to know.. for science. I certainly don't need it though, because I'm a very tall man who wouldn't need height surgery. But if someone could let me know so I can tell my friend then that would be great.
wouldn't your arms look all tiny afterward?
Depends on your ape index
the surgery is normally for people with leg disease not healthy legged short people.
its for people with one leg thats too short and it hurts their spine or for people with inverted shins and dwarfism.
people don't come here to learn things
@@PodcastArcade Speak for yourself buddeh
I’m gay though, will it work for me?
@@ckoala16 No, luckily your boyfriend can carry you on his shoulders.
Being under 5'8'' qualifies for dwarfism in my book
Nick called it a spiritual journey.
nick is so close to becoming an ortho bro. praying for his intercession
Why the fuck would you even get it if you're 5'11 and 6'1 after? So you just wasted away two years of your life to go from slightly above average to almost tall, hell yeah
I knew a kid that got the surgery but for wholly different reasons. He was bowlegged(badly so) and the surgery was corrective. The kicker though was he was already tall, 6ft 4, by 14. After the surgery, he was very close to seven feet. He was supposed to stop playing football but he continued a few years after the surgery anyway.
That's cool man, I'm gay
Wow, that's tall for a kicker.
How the fuck was he playing football if he was bowlegged to the point he requires surgery? Was he the goal post?
@@Samouraii He was a big fucking dude. Pretty sure he was a lineman.
@@jamescr101
Congratulations!
Stav with leg surgery to make him taller would look like that character from the "hanker for a hunka cheese" cartoon from a billion years ago.
The Legend of Mullen: A Drink to the Past
I'm 6'4 and couldnt get laid to save my life
Get the surgery become 6’7, all shall fear you
Of course you can’t, you listen to Cumtown
I've got some news for you my man
The other comments are already perfect, there is nothing to add
Is it cause you're fat
Stav @0:33 translated: holy shit rich idiots are THAT insecure about their height? *thousand island stares at the wall for the rest of the bit*
wait till they hear about shoes
It sounds like Nick wants the surgery ,and is trying to justify wanting to get it.
I had a big knee surgery, ACL reconstruction, Meniscus Repair, and LEET procedure. I stopped taking the opioids like 2-3 days post surgery so I would have to suffer the pain and go through a gauntlet like nick said. Even after I was back walking fine, and progressing really well in PT, every night the spot where they drilled through my bone would just pulse so hard. The sharpest nerve pains. Also I’d get smaller versions of that from my nerves re-awakening. These guys would have this pain but so much worse. I literally had trouble falling asleep for 6 weeks because of the shocking sensations lol
That's so fucking crazy, I think Nick was alluding to stumbling across a "I want to get the bone breaking surgery" forum. Years ago I was trying to find the right combination of words to Google in order to find something out and for some reason that forum came up, it was trippy AF
Im such an addict the thought of sitting in a dark hotel room, laying on the floor out of my gourd on opioids sounds amazing. Endless cheeseburgers and pills, ultra cold and dark.
This is actually the most wild thing I've ever heard
that feeling when knee surgery tomorrow
How many times can you get the surgery?
Sky’s the limit
I remember Rivers from Weezer wrote their whole second album in that state cause he was born with one leg shorter than the other and got the surgery to make it the same length and spent a year in horrific pain. Also I’m gay
I’m 6’1 so the idea of someone going through some hellish gauntlet to be 2 inches shorter than me is pretty hilarious
6'1" sounds like it's a pretty cool height to be. Do people just offer you management roles as soon as you start a job?
@@PodcastArcade yes and the secretary offers head, however I have no interest unless they are a man because Im gay
@@PodcastArcadeI’m 6’3 and people just ask me to lift heavy shit for them.
@@evanbelisle8464 im 6'3" and im just gay
@@PodcastArcade In my experience people just ask us to reach things off the top shelf at the supermarket
Seems like it'd be less painful to just have your legs chopped off and get those metal scissor legs to make you 8 feet tall.
I had a dream i broke my face and got darth vader surgery last night. I remember distinctly the feeling of my eyebrows getting smashed to make some mask fit. It was a fucked dream but this sounds like a similar experience
I wish everyone's comments started with "i had a dream ... "
nice, The Legend of Zelda, 1986. a hidden gem- gamers owe it to yourselves to check this one out
Hidden gem? It's one of the originals. Legendary status.
I would always listen to this indie band called the Beatles when I played this under played game.
Have you guys ever heard of this italian dish called ‘pizza’? It’s the bomb, try it out sometime when you’re playing this unknown gem
@@Hippiespeedball you killed the joke so bad even adam would shake his head.
excellent riffing boys fantastic work
Great observations here, miss you guys
By far Adam's highest score
5:42 It's the sword of appreciation!
Does anyone know what forum Nick was talking about at the start?
I wonder how many posters from r9k are here
Me when knee surgery
the literal femur breaker
What forum?
💀
r/cumtown
I’m 5,8 I’m beyond happy not breaking my bones. Work out or make changes in your life and get into something boys ❤️
I think you guys live longer as well. unfortunately I'm 6'8", totally jacked and proportional, and I already had to have a few surgeries for injuries related to having too much sex.
@@PodcastArcade will pray for you brother.
@@PodcastArcade Are you Andre the Gayiant?
@@TheMasterpiecePD yeah, something like that
Manlet gym cope. I'm 6'4 and buff as fuck and a 7 inch dick get triple mogged
I was genuinely surprised at how tall Nick is irl, I didn’t even think about height until a few minutes later
Just walk on your tip toes.
Look I just tried to quit alcohol in a hotel room for 2 days and ensued up in the hospital detoxed and am now back to drinking so I’m fine with my height
@Socucius Ergalla cuz im gay
jack hanma
Yep, but he still can get bested by baki
Nerd.
I'd rather be a short king. There's always going to be women shorter than me that will treat me like I'm 6'8.
Alright then big boy 😹
@@CONGTHEGUERILLAusing the cat emojis makes you look like a child molester, just a heads up CONG, one love.
You forgot the best part.
There is no arm surgery. So you stay with the same short stubby arms and long legs.
Nick wants to undergo the trials of the grasses and become a Witcher
Rack torture and don’t even break 6ft
Nicks view on it is like the plot to Martyrs
look at that good doggy
Hell yea dude.
I remember seeing this years and years ago on a discovery channel thing. Some girl did it so she could be an inch taller and be a pilot. They like drill into your bones and put pins into them for cranks and then crank your bones apart each day. It’s pretty heavy metal. Doing it to be six inches taller though? That’s psychopathic.
everybody's a loser for a lot of reasons DAMN, whata prophetic line, muhamad 2
This is so grotesque it's like that South Park episode for real. It should be considered malpractice and outlawed.
No money? 😥
Brokie
I'm actually already tall. Sorry for you shorties
after hearing its $76k, stav is contemplating if he could lose weight by doing the surgery over and over and just redistributing the weight, 5'6" 240lbs to 6'3" 240lbs...
This whole thing sounds like that scene from Gattica where Ethan Hawke is lying on the ground with those spikes around his knees and shins stretching his bones to make him taller.
Stav is Ganon and guess who Adam is
They rip on Stav for being fat, Adam for being Jewish, but I rarely hear pokes at Nick’s height. Is he really 5’2 like google says?
I think hes like 5'10
@@Garudan0804 nice try nick
@@Garudan0804 this a joke right
@@chrissy2356 nigga i just searched on google leave me alone pls
On some episode he admitted that he's 4'9
Let me find out you got the tall guy surgery
What is that gay game playing in the background?
Legend of Zelda for NES.
Faxanadu
Stav is right about Heroin.
This is what cocaine sounds like
Okay everything else sucks major ass, but living off of room service for 3 months sounds tight.
Im gay
But you would still have short arms
I can't look women in the eyes or speak to them.
They need to screen for little ducks because being tall and small at the same time would suck.
If you’re like 5’6” an extra 6 inches of height could change your life forever… a lot of (silly ass)women won’t even give you a chance if you’re not 6ft tall… I understand when tall women have that strict preference but it’s so many more than just taller women.
Why would you go through this for silly ass women to begin with?
you’re not getting 6 inches unless your doctor really doesn’t give a fuck. you’re getting like 3. 5’9 or 5’6 you still won’t be tall and there will still be girls that won’t sleep with you because of your height.
I wouldn’t get the surgery unless youre around 5’3.
Exactly, it is sad that I would maybe be willing to do it for that. My looks are at least average, and I get along well with everyone, I am just ignored by women as I am a non-prospect, and for most of them I am not. Can't wait to off myself.
If you’re not a total loser you can fuck girls taller than you
Hey babe if you break all of your bones to gain 2 inches of height I'll go on a diet and lose 15 pounds fair deal
$76k isnt bad for surgery that will cause years of pain and can cause Stav to lose his legs from infection.
But a diet, which is free, and only takes a bit of will power and no pain? Impossible
Nick just wants to be Fire Punch.