Yeah, those descriptions sounded odd to me, as well. Could be due to not knowing what those things are (I sure didn't), but starting with details like that actually makes it harder for the listener to identify. I was looking at the images and still had trouble following what part was being described at times. Not trying to criticise - it was still funny. However, over-focusing on colour and fine detail while under-focusing on broad shapes and identifiable items is confusing to me. The last one really should have been "a man riding a giant spider/scorpion with guns attached to it" at least to start. There was also the "man in armour with sword, shield and flag over his head" for the other one which stood out to me.
women. it's like - honey why are you crying? i fear we will be unable to go to holidays. why? the car won't run... but i fixed it some days ago... yeah, but now it's stuck on garage... hm? ...and whole house is on fire;ppp
@@N1korasu I SEENS BLUE SNOTLINGS, IVE SEEN YELLA GOBLINS, BUT I AINT SEEN NOT A ONE PURPLE ORK. IVE SEEM EM MEAN AND GREEN, IVE SEENS EM RED COVAD IN BLOOD, IVE SEEN GRIMGOR BLACK AS NIGHT, BUT I AINT SEEN NOT A ONE PURPLE ORK
@@samsowden I assume the jetpack is to quickly jump out of fortification, crack some skulls and then jump back in before any of the battle-brothers notice?
@@Self-replicating_whatnot I only picked imperial fists because I thought yellow was a good idea. Tells you all you need to know about me and my ideas.
Your whole reaction to the Cronos was just great, I can picture some officer getting a field report by a scared guardsmen discribing this thing and the officer just shots him for making stuff up
@@MidwinterMinis I want a game where you play as a space marine or terminator, where you just fight the most nightmare fuel things in the entire Warhammer 40k franchise. The plot could be you're lost on a warp-sensitive inter-dimensional planet (phases between warp and non-warp) that serves primarily as a second Daemonculaba lab. You're trapped with a bunch of other races, some of which have carved out fortified positions or have been captured by chaos and mutilated into horrible abominations. The goal is to get to a "fracture point" that will let you make radio contact with your chapter's ship, as they are supposed to be stationed there for a week or so, cleansing the area.
@@manictiger I feel like a seriously grim graphic horror game where you play as a slave trying to escape a Dark Eldar planet would pretty much fit that bill. Plus we don't see the Drukhari represented enough in the 40K games.
"How have I been in this hobby for twenty-five years, but I've got no idea what this is?" Mutalith Vortex Beast: Well, I'm a Thousand Sons-exclusive model that's incredibly hard to paint, expensive, and I cost more points than I'm worth, released in an edition that rendered my codex nearly obsolete, that may not carry over to 9th edition, so I'm not surprised you're unaware of what I am. Also Mutalith Vortex Beast: W̸̢̢̱͕̳̪͔͓̞͓̗̫̪̻̦͓̣̝̙̩͇̉́̃͐̊́̍̈́̍̅̄̿̃͒́̋͐̕͜H̸̨̛̗̣̮̤̑͐́͋͆̿͆̽̅̅̅͂̄́̓̀̌̊̓͗̇̓̍͐̆̍͠͝͝Ę̴̨̣̖̻̗̝͇͇̫̲̬̝̰̖͇̼͉̔̓̍͆̊Ŗ̴̧̢̧̢̡̞̠̤̤̱͎̥̫̦̪̘̊̏̌͌̈́͆́̍͊̄͐̔̐͛͑̒́̋̑̈́̃̓͆͂̑̐̊̅͐͆͐̊̾̎̈͂̂͗̋̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅG̴̢̢̨̧͍̫̮͇̺͔͎͈̰̠̠͖͓̞͔̠͔̞̭̹͓̠͍̟͖̝̫̘̯̱̱͔̞̪͚̲̞̮̝͔̩̪̦̠͙͗̋̽͗̿̓̐̒̄̽̍̈́̎̇̉̏̄̏͂̓̓̍͋̍̾̅̿͗͊̐͊͋̊̀̈̈́͛̾̕͘̚̚̚͝͝ͅĄ̸̢̛̛̙͍̹̬̹̯̮̝͖̺̦͉̭̗͖̭̟̻̖̩̺͍̳̝̤̯̘̖̭̜͇͎̏͛́͑͂̇͂̽̇͊͆͒͊̈́̀͑͋̃́̎͑̽̾̾̏̏̃͂̓̀͗̿̇̾̐̀̎̏͐̈́̅̄͗̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅĹ̷̨̧̧̢̢̼̱̭̘̰̬̰̬̻̲̙̻̗̗̦̻͖͓͓̬̯̺̱͍͕̦̜͇̤͎̠̦̣̲͎̦̲͚̭͖͇͉̗̘͍̹͈̣̥̗̩̖̺̰̺͇́̌̊͊̒͒̉̔̋̊̊́̂̃̄̌͆̑̅̑̊̂̆̐̚̚͘̕͜͝͝ͅͅY̵̨̡̛̞̥̺̫̘̮̺͓͙͔͓̩̳̠͔͕̰̼̲̜̱̱͈̣̱̙̦̘͉̝̦̦͕̯̤̼̻͊̂͋̅͛̽͛͝ͅ ̴̢̧̢̨̧̨̛͖̯̝͕͓̺̲̗̟̹͍̖͓̯̹̟̰̖̠͇̳͚͇̣̪̼̣̙̲̣̻̰͍͚̗̯͚̞̲̙̞̰͎̼̀͊̔̾̓́͆̑͑̑̇͛̃̓͐̀̋͊͜͜͜͝͝ͅG̶̡̨͈͇̞̲͓͓̰̖̳͙̞͔̼̻̖̼͈̳̳̱͚͔͓̮̉̾͆̿̋̆̍̍͒͗͐̓̓͐̌́̎̏̏̾̀̀̾̿̈́̋̇͐͋͑̈́͂̚͘̚͠͝͝ͅẢ̶̛͚̠͖͚̑͋̄̈̀̿̍̽̎̈́͛̒̂́̍̄̄̓̋̇̔̊̊̅̈́̀̀͋͑̏͑̚̚̕͝͝͝͝Ḅ̵̡̱̦̠̙̗̪͖͇͈̬̖̝̭̣̜̙̫̜̥͔͇̜̘̝̬͕̻̣̰͚̞͛̆̽̂̎̋̂͂̀̆̓̇̽̿̋́̒͆͆̃̈́̃͑̃̎̊͋̃̈͐̾̊͗́̌̌̿́̉̆̋͂̑̾̿͘̕̕͘͝͝͝U̴̢̢̡̢̢͉̹̹͉͍͉̥̱̟̱̺̩͓͇̬̖̤̳̼̤̳̦̗̤̳͙͓̦̬̖̻͔̜̼͉͇̥͚͙̞̜̬̠͖̩̲͉̗̳̻̝̽̾͛̃̈́̐̐̎̾͂͑̂̉̊̈́̀̽̈́̎͂̄͐̒̎̆̓̊͛̅̉́̾̔̉̿̆͘̚͘͜͠S̴̢̟̹͖̦̼̩̭̯̯̙̝̹̬̲͍̥̹̖̰̮̦̩̳͗̇͋̍̿̊̐̈́̓̈́̈́̿̈́͋̔̅̈͛͌̌̏̐̅̔̃̆̀̓̀̔̕̚̚͘ͅͅḦ̵̡̛̛̛̳̣̱̮̫̖͕̭̲̦̻̹̻͉̦̻̮̠̟͚̟͇̭̫̦̻̦̬̗̖̫̩͉̣̭͙̙̞̳͕̭͕̺̞̪͍̲̮̐̔͒̽̉̈̓̓̄͌̌̀̔͊͆̈́̏̿̄͂̓̇̽́̏̂͒̈́̑̆̎́̑̉̀̾̍͒̕͘̕͘͜͠͠͠͝͠͝ͅ,̸̧̧̡̨̡͔̱͕̳͔̼̙̝͕̭̥̰̬̯͙̪̘̠̗̲̼͚͔̦̻͕̙̟̳̝̖͓̞͖̙͙̙̞̰̙͒̒͊̈͂̒̀͑̌̋̎͛̀̀͒͒̈́́́̓̏̒̏̈́̂̽̈́̃̑̚̚͘͠͝ͅͅͅ ̴̛̛͍̠͇̯͚͙̝̩͇͓͉̼̳͕̘̙͔̝͇̝̰̳̈́͐̔͑̈̏͑͗̓̌̄͒̉̑̔̎̅͛̒̓͐͐̌̋͊̒̅̂̓́̎̚̚͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅY̵̹̰̬͉͆͜Ơ̷̡̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̨̢̧̛̮̤̦̫̦̟̰̭͓̬͖̥͔̜̱̺̬̥̦̱̭̖̲̼̪̖̼̬̬̻̟͚̮̖̗̝̖̖̬̰̤̖̖͔͕̠̟̦̼̻̙̻̂̃͑́̃̔̀͊͒̽͗̈́̾͐͋̽̐̒͊́͆̂̾̑͆̀̀̐͐̓̆̔̀͘͜͜͠͠͠ͅỦ̸̡̡͚̦̣͙̯̝̘̯̤̟̱̘̠̩͍̱̗̮͙̙̮̖̖̗͍͎̯̫̜̺̥̠̰̭͍͍̺͚̙̫̱͖͖̦̙̰̩̲̝͚̈́̓̿̈́̀̓͐̉̈̑̾̓̈̿̿̊͋͛̍̓̊̅̂̈́̆̍̃̏̽̏̓̎̂͛̊̐̂͐̉́̈́̈́͑̂̋̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͝ͅŖ̷̨̡̨̡̡̛̛̯̙̝̠͔̠̩̠̭̞̘͎͇̱͕̜͙̝͎͚̦͓̫̼͓̼̦̖̙̯͓͎͙̬̖̲̱̱̜̜͎̺̝͕̤̩̱́́̅̆̈́̑̅͌̐̎̏̋́̓͌̉͗̉̿͌͛͒̎̄͛̌̈̄̿͐̍̅̈́̈̐̃̈̓̈́̑̏̇͌̓̉̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̧̨̨̪̲͚̻͕̪̪̫̰̭̟̲͈̘̯̺̗̥̤̮̜͚̣̯̑͌̄̍͊̽͋̇̑̂̋͂̇̃̀̀̒̒́̅̄̽̃͋̉͛͑̃̽͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅB̶̡̨̨̨̧̢̢̨̧̧̹͇͚̙͔͍̩̺̞̪̳̩͙̫̻̲̥̺̯̗̞̰͕͚̼̻̗͍͈̘̱̤͉̒̃̈̎̓̇̌̏̅̃̌̏̎̏̂̃̿̃͛͆̂̍̆̎͊͋̏̚͜͜͝͝͠͝R̴̢̧̛̳̼̻̤̱̹̞̋̂̅̇̄͐͐̾̓̆̍̊͋̉͑͜͝A̴̢̨̡͓͖̠̤̙̩͉͇̞̋͛̐͋̎̔̇̋͆̄̈̎̑͆̒̚̕̚̕̚͠͝͠͝͝͝I̵̛̛̥͇͇̬̩̥̗̮̪̻̲̲̖̞̭̥̬̳̠͕͇̮̹̰̱̜͕̠̩̟̣̓̃̃̽̓̋̀̉̍́̊́̏͋̏̈̏͑̈̑̓̋̇̓̉͆̋̄̃͆̄́̚̕͝ͅͅN̶̡̯̹̺̭͔̱̘͈̙̖̬̼̙̣̙̳̳̮̱̖̩̘͐̾̋̎͑̏͛͗̊̂̾̒͗͒̍̈̚̚͜͜͜Ṣ̴̢̧̨̡̜̭̯̖̦͓͈̜͓̤̺̭̹̜̠̫̽͐̈́̈͛͊̿͛̇̒̈́͗̈́͗̾͌̀͒̈́̿̓́́̈́̂̐̀͆̉̌̇̊͛̾̑͘̚͜͠͝͠͠͠͝͠͝ ̷̡̡̛͈͇̪̺͚̝̹̦͕̼̞̘̺͎̩͎̭͎͇̪̳̘̫͇̼̳̖̩̘͈̟͖̬̜̭͍̫̼̲̝̣̹͎͇͕̜̮͍͔͍͚̱̉̃͛̿̅̇̎̒̅̅͆̎̓̒̃̅̀̋̓̆̄͛̿͐͂͆̄̽͂͒̊̕̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅͅẢ̸̧̛̛͙̠͓̺̻̫̪͎̘̗̪̹̦̠̼͕̀̇͋̿̓̎̄͑̀̃́͋̑̑̏͛́́̃̒̓̐͆̀͐̂̉͛̔͗̃̑̏̎̽̍̇̄̏̊͗̊͊͂̕̕̕̚͜͜͠͠R̶̢̡̡̡̛̛̻̝̪̘͎̘̱̫͎̳̦̖̙͓̠͇̭̗̘̝͉̰̲̝̝̻̩͓̬̰͇͓̜̩̫̩͔̘̘̦̘̼̞̠̖̬̥̭̺̼̗̱̬̳͙͌͑̃̽̎̉͌̇̎̂̈́͗̏̏̐̎̌̎́͑̓͛̀̈́͂̂̐̍̄͋͋̐͋̏̉̆̊́̃̈́̓̃͂̽̋͗̒͋̓̚͘̕͜͜͝E̸̡̨̡̙̯̲̲̭̤͇͓̫̞̝̗̲͇͔̼͕̒́̓̐́̅̏̀͐̏́̉ ̴̢̢̧̛̛̲̺̝̮̮̳̱͎̦̮̩͚̻̙͉͎̻̲̮͍̙̰͓̞̟̣̜̟̬͙̬͍̝̻̗̖̳̭̫͍̠̜̝̤̪͖͍͍͔̞͈̻̹̊̐̐̒̀̍͑͑̓̔̅͋͛͆̽͌͌̀̿̔͊̓͐̎͂͌́̍̉̇̊̾͆̈́̌̉͒̽͒͛̀̒͂́̈́̇̅͗̚͘͠ͅͅͅŅ̸̡̧̨̡̝͔̺̘̞̼͈̥̜̘̺̼̼̱̘̩̠̪̪͖͖͕͇͉̗̖̼͚̤͔̳̜̳̫̳̟̫̲̞̞̩͕̹̱̹̆́͋͘͘ͅͅƠ̵̧̢̢͉̫͔͕̞̯̞̝̪̙͚̱͓̦̲̙͍̼̖̣̟̰̬̳͕̊̐͑̔̇̈̋͋̇̍̿̒̽̆͆̉͑̒̔͂͝ͅW̶̟̼̳͖͔̖̝͈̠̙͔̏̋̉͌̈́̏̈̔̌̎̔̑́̑͊̇̓̿̈́͂̐̄̓̓̚͝͠ͅ ̸̢̧̧̨̥̘̣̥͚̤̦̬̭̤̼̻̤̟͚̙̤̰̪̖̹̤̪͙̘̱̞͎̻̪̥̖̰̝̥̺̝̖̖̦͖͓̭̬̥͖̅̍͗̇͐͛́̀͗̈́͛̀́̊̑͒̊̐̿̽͊̉̎͗͛̾̿̿̏̃̏́̈̂͐̓̔͗̆͗̉̇̃̓̆̽͛̿͑͆̕̚̕͘̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅM̴̛͈͚̪͙͍͓̻̯͕͇͉̪̹̩̳̱̩̥͍̦̩̫͋̿́̑̈̊̈̍͌̿́̍̀̐̂͂͂̀̅̍̀̐͑̈̉̑̀̐̏͐͗͗̍̂̂̆͋͛̔̀͗͂͆͐͐̿͂̋͆̒̋̒̽͂̇͌̒̀̕̕͝͝͝͝͠U̸̧̨̨̠̘̙̺̹͇̠̤͈͇̦͙͍̲͇̠͍̻̗̪̤̹̼̮̗̘͚̭͙̫̖̖̟̙̟͔͎͚͖̜̦̤̘͛͂̈̉̎̚S̴̢̢̨̢͙͙͉̺͇̼̺͚͇̙̯̟̹͔̙̫̘͍̭̞̥͔͕̞͗̔̏́͊̽̍̄́́̓͘Ḩ̸̡̨͕͔̮̯̺͚̣̖̣͓̤̪̬̹̮͚̥̝̦͔̣͔̰̗̱̙̲̫̩̭̬̫̝͔͈̜̝̦̝̓̉͗͛͗͑̒̎͑̔̉̒͊̒͊́͛͗͒̎̔̈́͂̔̓͐̓̄͒̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ
My ex-fiancee's descriptions: "All that kid's game junk." "Those plastic soldier toys." "That junk taking up all our closet space." "Your little army toys." "All your useless garbage." (which was the eventual description of pretty much everything that wasn't hers.)
She said its me or 40k, I think you made a good choice man, you don't need that kind of toxicity in your life, find a woman who will love and support your hobbies!
As the Man-Emperor of Mankind said: "If said individual does not respond to your advances then stop wasting your precious lifeblood on her, sonny. Take it from someone who probably ravaged her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother, she is not worth your time."
These are so wholesome. I've not found content like this for this genre anywhere before and I'm loving it. I also really want to use your painting methods for my pile of shame that has just had no love in years
This guy knows his Imperium stuff, but when it comes to Xenos... upstanding citizen, I say! There is nothing to learn from those vile creatures! Polar opposite of me, I guess.
Heavyweight nostalgia for the sqauts, still got one somewhere. Loved it when miss penny pointed out the ridiculousness of back banners. Stay safe and can't wait to see where your cabin fever takes you next.
To be fair, Warhammer is pretty much just an exercise in ridiculousness and that's why it's so great. That being said, they need more lovecraftian horrors like the Cronos Parasite Engine. That thing is horrifically beautiful.
Holy crap, I remember reading about Jokaero in relation to digital weapons back in the Rogue Trader days. I think they also got a mention in one of the Inquisitor books too. Been out of the loop for a while so I don't know if they've been shoehorned back into canon.
A friend bought me a start collecting for my nameday and for spending over $100(aud) We got a box of grey knight paladins for free. (Yes i gave him as much fancy man equipment as i could glue on)
Just wanna say, love your tutorials man, as well as battle reports (most convenient editing and comprehensive commentary in a battle report I've personally seen on youtube). I've been into warhammer 40k lore, books and video games for a while and only recently got interested in original game. I mean I always acknowledged it and wouldn't mind trying it out, but I figured out, that as a guy who lives in a small Russian village I just won't find anyone to play with consistently xD. And now there is the whole pandemic thing going around. But thanks to your videos I am seriously considering to try buying some paints and practicing on random plastic figurines and toys I can find second hand, so that when I'll save enough money to start collecting warhammer 40k I'll be able to paint'em somewhat properly =D (Seriously those bloody things are incomprehensibly expensive for a small, mass-produced pieces of plastic) Anyway thank you for your work and dedication, keep up the good stuff. Cheers!
Thanks so much! If you want to find new players, I would recommend starting off small, either with Kill Team or very small games of 40k. Have a couple of small teams or armies, and you might be able to find opponents who are in a similar position to you, but would be happy to learn using your stuff :) Good luck!
Buy secondhand when you do decide to jump into the hobby, probably from eBay. It's how I started, then just picked out items here and there from official Games Workshop sources.
I personally love this video format, and would really enjoy more of it. ^-^ Also, glad you edited out the names until the end of each mini, as I myself am new to 40k and enjoyed guessing without having to cover my screen. (Yes I'm so new I could SEE them and still have to guess"
“You know, those motorbikes with the stupidly-long handles people struggle to reach” “Choppers?” “Yeah, but like, with two wheels at the back instead” “...Troppers?” (Without hesitation) “Yes, those ones” People like you two and conversations like that are the reason I’m convinced soulmates are a thing 🤣 bloody hell, your dynamic is fun to listen to while painting
Pretty sure that was a tyrannocyte and not a sporocyst...though they are made from the same kit. Sporocyst sits flat on the base without the noodly appendages.
"It's got some skulls on it."
Well, that's just assumed.
"It's not a chaplain" ... oof
Like the least helpful clue EVER!
That could be said about every single space marine miniature lol
And now you're gonna tell me it's got scripture on it too.
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!?
"It's made of a bunch of metal squares and boxes." Congratulations, you've just described ALL of the Imperiums technology.
Thatsza minecraft
METAL BOXES!!!!! SINNNNDDDDRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!
I just realized that most of the tanks of the imperium is basically:
Engie 1: we got an abrams
Engie 2: what if we made it thicc
Engie 1: Genius!
I probably would've described its weapons I guess? I don't play Warhammer though, so I'm not sure how helpful that would be haha
Ork's vehicles in a nutshell:
She has a habit of describing the smaller details first , like "is got gold and black" instead of leading with "hes riding a giant freaking spider"
Yeah, those descriptions sounded odd to me, as well. Could be due to not knowing what those things are (I sure didn't), but starting with details like that actually makes it harder for the listener to identify. I was looking at the images and still had trouble following what part was being described at times. Not trying to criticise - it was still funny. However, over-focusing on colour and fine detail while under-focusing on broad shapes and identifiable items is confusing to me. The last one really should have been "a man riding a giant spider/scorpion with guns attached to it" at least to start. There was also the "man in armour with sword, shield and flag over his head" for the other one which stood out to me.
@@Malidictus You described them exactly how I was yelling the descriptions out in my head.
women. it's like - honey why are you crying? i fear we will be unable to go to holidays. why? the car won't run... but i fixed it some days ago... yeah, but now it's stuck on garage... hm? ...and whole house is on fire;ppp
dude ofc, she's giving him a harder challenge
@@xenio_m a harder challenge would be lesser known units/models. Not vaguer descriptions
"Its got skulls on it."
So literally anything from the Imperium of Man.
Or orks
Skulls? A-are they the baddies?
@@MionMikan Good reference, well played
Khorne Khorne!
stealthmonkey91 Are we the baddies?
"It's got some skulls on it"
Well, at lest we know it's not T'au.
Or eldar
Jason Hemphill Drukhari: *cough cough*
@@SpookyMarine They are dark eldar.
Nor tyranid.
@@carbon1255 that's debatable.
"It's got skulls on it"
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down"
I was going to comment this exact thing
It means that it probably isn't the Tau, Eldar or Tyranids.
to be fair a boxy walker with skulls is all anyone shoulda needed to get that one
Not tau
"It has long claws as hands"
hmm either Tyranid or Slaaneshian...
"It looks sort like a craab..."
ok again: either Tyranid or Slaaneshian...
no, but it has carapace and is shades of purple/pink
David Levin oh, that’s easy. It’s the Orks
@@etowahwillis902 OI GIT IN ALL MY DAYS I AIN'T EVA SEEN NO PURPLE ORK
@@jordancantrell6598 OI YA GIT DON BE TALKN BOUT DA SNEEKSY BOYZ!
@@N1korasu I SEENS BLUE SNOTLINGS, IVE SEEN YELLA GOBLINS, BUT I AINT SEEN NOT A ONE PURPLE ORK. IVE SEEM EM MEAN AND GREEN, IVE SEENS EM RED COVAD IN BLOOD, IVE SEEN GRIMGOR BLACK AS NIGHT, BUT I AINT SEEN NOT A ONE PURPLE ORK
I heard a single line that made me want to see a video where someone draws these descriptions.
"It's sort of like a crab but it stands on two legs"
You watch 40k!? Never would have guessed! Which faction is your favorite?
Wow, I never would have expected one of the biggest d&d TH-camrs to be into 40k
Nice to see you here Zee
@@eliassantalahti1727 tau
They'd basically come out looking like the Beetle Drones from Samurai Jack lol
Guy: Is it a death company chaplain?
Me: Technically, Yes.
Penny: No
Ultra-denied
Not a Chaplain. YES HE IS.
especially mine, cause i converted him to be an imperial fist chaplain
@@samsowden I assume the jetpack is to quickly jump out of fortification, crack some skulls and then jump back in before any of the battle-brothers notice?
This was hilarious
@@Self-replicating_whatnot I only picked imperial fists because I thought yellow was a good idea.
Tells you all you need to know about me and my ideas.
"If you zoom in on its crotch, it has a face...", said the Catachan guardsman before being torn limb from limb.
"Steady, men, steady! Don't shoot until you can see the whites of its crotch-face eyes!"
@@euansmith3699 If only drill instructor barnes could see me now!
I noticed the face too.
Looks like a sinister clown.
@@fishpop - I’m having Digimon flashbacks. Anyone else remember Moyotismon?
bestiality : 100
"Crotch Dangleflag" is the name of my next Space Marine character.
Great name for a Necromunda guy too
@@popburnsy3207 or a Crust Pun Band
Sounds like a Plague Marine name to me.. Better get those flamers ready.. just in case.. of an outbreak of crotchrot..
I creased up when she said that :)
That's *inquisitor* Crotch Dangleflag to you!
"angry space bear with snakes coming out of its mouth"
this is the greatest description of a warhammer model Ive ever heard
The Mutalith is sort of cheating here isn't it? That's not a 40k model XD
When your girlfriend describes Grant Mitchell from Eastenders and you say "Chaos Marauder" you just know there's going to be trouble.
Grant Mitchell, or an Ogryn? YOU DECIDE.
@@MidwinterMinis Ogryn Ross Kemp's 20 most dangerous Death Worlds.
Your whole reaction to the Cronos was just great, I can picture some officer getting a field report by a scared guardsmen discribing this thing and the officer just shots him for making stuff up
That's come from someone's seriously twisted imagination!
Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahah love this
Kek
@@MidwinterMinis
I want a game where you play as a space marine or terminator, where you just fight the most nightmare fuel things in the entire Warhammer 40k franchise.
The plot could be you're lost on a warp-sensitive inter-dimensional planet (phases between warp and non-warp) that serves primarily as a second Daemonculaba lab. You're trapped with a bunch of other races, some of which have carved out fortified positions or have been captured by chaos and mutilated into horrible abominations. The goal is to get to a "fracture point" that will let you make radio contact with your chapter's ship, as they are supposed to be stationed there for a week or so, cleansing the area.
@@manictiger I feel like a seriously grim graphic horror game where you play as a slave trying to escape a Dark Eldar planet would pretty much fit that bill. Plus we don't see the Drukhari represented enough in the 40K games.
"Is he a Death Company Chaplain?"
"He's not a chaplain"
Lemartes: *angry vampire priest hootin and hollerin*
He’s not listed as a chaplain in the name. As a non-player, how is she supposed to know?
"Female warrior Gabs" sounds like something out of metal miniature catalogues, next to "Elf with sword" and "Dwarf weapon specialist".
That's kind of what it's from isn't it?
@@rodrigogascagomez5190 Yeah, that's what those old magazines were.
"If you zoom in on it's crotch, it looks kinda like a face."
...She's right.
Doctor who: Cassandra the face thing stretched on rack
I can never unsee it.
*listens to Penny's description of the Lictor. . . Daemonette?
*see model*
WHAT SORT OF CRABS HAVE YOU SEEN, WOMAN?!
I know, right? Lictors have mantis-like claws and cthulhu faces, I feel like she sabotaged that description
I guess it's because of the way a crab as a meal looks. White meat in parts of carapace
im going to guesss spider crabs
have you ever seen deep sea crabs ?
I guessed carnifex do I gave myself a point
"How have I been in this hobby for twenty-five years, but I've got no idea what this is?"
Mutalith Vortex Beast: Well, I'm a Thousand Sons-exclusive model that's incredibly hard to paint, expensive, and I cost more points than I'm worth, released in an edition that rendered my codex nearly obsolete, that may not carry over to 9th edition, so I'm not surprised you're unaware of what I am.
Also Mutalith Vortex Beast: W̸̢̢̱͕̳̪͔͓̞͓̗̫̪̻̦͓̣̝̙̩͇̉́̃͐̊́̍̈́̍̅̄̿̃͒́̋͐̕͜H̸̨̛̗̣̮̤̑͐́͋͆̿͆̽̅̅̅͂̄́̓̀̌̊̓͗̇̓̍͐̆̍͠͝͝Ę̴̨̣̖̻̗̝͇͇̫̲̬̝̰̖͇̼͉̔̓̍͆̊Ŗ̴̧̢̧̢̡̞̠̤̤̱͎̥̫̦̪̘̊̏̌͌̈́͆́̍͊̄͐̔̐͛͑̒́̋̑̈́̃̓͆͂̑̐̊̅͐͆͐̊̾̎̈͂̂͗̋̕͘͘͝͝͠ͅG̴̢̢̨̧͍̫̮͇̺͔͎͈̰̠̠͖͓̞͔̠͔̞̭̹͓̠͍̟͖̝̫̘̯̱̱͔̞̪͚̲̞̮̝͔̩̪̦̠͙͗̋̽͗̿̓̐̒̄̽̍̈́̎̇̉̏̄̏͂̓̓̍͋̍̾̅̿͗͊̐͊͋̊̀̈̈́͛̾̕͘̚̚̚͝͝ͅĄ̸̢̛̛̙͍̹̬̹̯̮̝͖̺̦͉̭̗͖̭̟̻̖̩̺͍̳̝̤̯̘̖̭̜͇͎̏͛́͑͂̇͂̽̇͊͆͒͊̈́̀͑͋̃́̎͑̽̾̾̏̏̃͂̓̀͗̿̇̾̐̀̎̏͐̈́̅̄͗̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅĹ̷̨̧̧̢̢̼̱̭̘̰̬̰̬̻̲̙̻̗̗̦̻͖͓͓̬̯̺̱͍͕̦̜͇̤͎̠̦̣̲͎̦̲͚̭͖͇͉̗̘͍̹͈̣̥̗̩̖̺̰̺͇́̌̊͊̒͒̉̔̋̊̊́̂̃̄̌͆̑̅̑̊̂̆̐̚̚͘̕͜͝͝ͅͅY̵̨̡̛̞̥̺̫̘̮̺͓͙͔͓̩̳̠͔͕̰̼̲̜̱̱͈̣̱̙̦̘͉̝̦̦͕̯̤̼̻͊̂͋̅͛̽͛͝ͅ ̴̢̧̢̨̧̨̛͖̯̝͕͓̺̲̗̟̹͍̖͓̯̹̟̰̖̠͇̳͚͇̣̪̼̣̙̲̣̻̰͍͚̗̯͚̞̲̙̞̰͎̼̀͊̔̾̓́͆̑͑̑̇͛̃̓͐̀̋͊͜͜͜͝͝ͅG̶̡̨͈͇̞̲͓͓̰̖̳͙̞͔̼̻̖̼͈̳̳̱͚͔͓̮̉̾͆̿̋̆̍̍͒͗͐̓̓͐̌́̎̏̏̾̀̀̾̿̈́̋̇͐͋͑̈́͂̚͘̚͠͝͝ͅẢ̶̛͚̠͖͚̑͋̄̈̀̿̍̽̎̈́͛̒̂́̍̄̄̓̋̇̔̊̊̅̈́̀̀͋͑̏͑̚̚̕͝͝͝͝Ḅ̵̡̱̦̠̙̗̪͖͇͈̬̖̝̭̣̜̙̫̜̥͔͇̜̘̝̬͕̻̣̰͚̞͛̆̽̂̎̋̂͂̀̆̓̇̽̿̋́̒͆͆̃̈́̃͑̃̎̊͋̃̈͐̾̊͗́̌̌̿́̉̆̋͂̑̾̿͘̕̕͘͝͝͝U̴̢̢̡̢̢͉̹̹͉͍͉̥̱̟̱̺̩͓͇̬̖̤̳̼̤̳̦̗̤̳͙͓̦̬̖̻͔̜̼͉͇̥͚͙̞̜̬̠͖̩̲͉̗̳̻̝̽̾͛̃̈́̐̐̎̾͂͑̂̉̊̈́̀̽̈́̎͂̄͐̒̎̆̓̊͛̅̉́̾̔̉̿̆͘̚͘͜͠S̴̢̟̹͖̦̼̩̭̯̯̙̝̹̬̲͍̥̹̖̰̮̦̩̳͗̇͋̍̿̊̐̈́̓̈́̈́̿̈́͋̔̅̈͛͌̌̏̐̅̔̃̆̀̓̀̔̕̚̚͘ͅͅḦ̵̡̛̛̛̳̣̱̮̫̖͕̭̲̦̻̹̻͉̦̻̮̠̟͚̟͇̭̫̦̻̦̬̗̖̫̩͉̣̭͙̙̞̳͕̭͕̺̞̪͍̲̮̐̔͒̽̉̈̓̓̄͌̌̀̔͊͆̈́̏̿̄͂̓̇̽́̏̂͒̈́̑̆̎́̑̉̀̾̍͒̕͘̕͘͜͠͠͠͝͠͝ͅ,̸̧̧̡̨̡͔̱͕̳͔̼̙̝͕̭̥̰̬̯͙̪̘̠̗̲̼͚͔̦̻͕̙̟̳̝̖͓̞͖̙͙̙̞̰̙͒̒͊̈͂̒̀͑̌̋̎͛̀̀͒͒̈́́́̓̏̒̏̈́̂̽̈́̃̑̚̚͘͠͝ͅͅͅ ̴̛̛͍̠͇̯͚͙̝̩͇͓͉̼̳͕̘̙͔̝͇̝̰̳̈́͐̔͑̈̏͑͗̓̌̄͒̉̑̔̎̅͛̒̓͐͐̌̋͊̒̅̂̓́̎̚̚͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅY̵̹̰̬͉͆͜Ơ̷̡̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̨̢̧̛̮̤̦̫̦̟̰̭͓̬͖̥͔̜̱̺̬̥̦̱̭̖̲̼̪̖̼̬̬̻̟͚̮̖̗̝̖̖̬̰̤̖̖͔͕̠̟̦̼̻̙̻̂̃͑́̃̔̀͊͒̽͗̈́̾͐͋̽̐̒͊́͆̂̾̑͆̀̀̐͐̓̆̔̀͘͜͜͠͠͠ͅỦ̸̡̡͚̦̣͙̯̝̘̯̤̟̱̘̠̩͍̱̗̮͙̙̮̖̖̗͍͎̯̫̜̺̥̠̰̭͍͍̺͚̙̫̱͖͖̦̙̰̩̲̝͚̈́̓̿̈́̀̓͐̉̈̑̾̓̈̿̿̊͋͛̍̓̊̅̂̈́̆̍̃̏̽̏̓̎̂͛̊̐̂͐̉́̈́̈́͑̂̋̚͘͘̚͜͝͝͝ͅŖ̷̨̡̨̡̡̛̛̯̙̝̠͔̠̩̠̭̞̘͎͇̱͕̜͙̝͎͚̦͓̫̼͓̼̦̖̙̯͓͎͙̬̖̲̱̱̜̜͎̺̝͕̤̩̱́́̅̆̈́̑̅͌̐̎̏̋́̓͌̉͗̉̿͌͛͒̎̄͛̌̈̄̿͐̍̅̈́̈̐̃̈̓̈́̑̏̇͌̓̉̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̧̨̨̪̲͚̻͕̪̪̫̰̭̟̲͈̘̯̺̗̥̤̮̜͚̣̯̑͌̄̍͊̽͋̇̑̂̋͂̇̃̀̀̒̒́̅̄̽̃͋̉͛͑̃̽͘̚͘͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅB̶̡̨̨̨̧̢̢̨̧̧̹͇͚̙͔͍̩̺̞̪̳̩͙̫̻̲̥̺̯̗̞̰͕͚̼̻̗͍͈̘̱̤͉̒̃̈̎̓̇̌̏̅̃̌̏̎̏̂̃̿̃͛͆̂̍̆̎͊͋̏̚͜͜͝͝͠͝R̴̢̧̛̳̼̻̤̱̹̞̋̂̅̇̄͐͐̾̓̆̍̊͋̉͑͜͝A̴̢̨̡͓͖̠̤̙̩͉͇̞̋͛̐͋̎̔̇̋͆̄̈̎̑͆̒̚̕̚̕̚͠͝͠͝͝͝I̵̛̛̥͇͇̬̩̥̗̮̪̻̲̲̖̞̭̥̬̳̠͕͇̮̹̰̱̜͕̠̩̟̣̓̃̃̽̓̋̀̉̍́̊́̏͋̏̈̏͑̈̑̓̋̇̓̉͆̋̄̃͆̄́̚̕͝ͅͅN̶̡̯̹̺̭͔̱̘͈̙̖̬̼̙̣̙̳̳̮̱̖̩̘͐̾̋̎͑̏͛͗̊̂̾̒͗͒̍̈̚̚͜͜͜Ṣ̴̢̧̨̡̜̭̯̖̦͓͈̜͓̤̺̭̹̜̠̫̽͐̈́̈͛͊̿͛̇̒̈́͗̈́͗̾͌̀͒̈́̿̓́́̈́̂̐̀͆̉̌̇̊͛̾̑͘̚͜͠͝͠͠͠͝͠͝ ̷̡̡̛͈͇̪̺͚̝̹̦͕̼̞̘̺͎̩͎̭͎͇̪̳̘̫͇̼̳̖̩̘͈̟͖̬̜̭͍̫̼̲̝̣̹͎͇͕̜̮͍͔͍͚̱̉̃͛̿̅̇̎̒̅̅͆̎̓̒̃̅̀̋̓̆̄͛̿͐͂͆̄̽͂͒̊̕̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅͅẢ̸̧̛̛͙̠͓̺̻̫̪͎̘̗̪̹̦̠̼͕̀̇͋̿̓̎̄͑̀̃́͋̑̑̏͛́́̃̒̓̐͆̀͐̂̉͛̔͗̃̑̏̎̽̍̇̄̏̊͗̊͊͂̕̕̕̚͜͜͠͠R̶̢̡̡̡̛̛̻̝̪̘͎̘̱̫͎̳̦̖̙͓̠͇̭̗̘̝͉̰̲̝̝̻̩͓̬̰͇͓̜̩̫̩͔̘̘̦̘̼̞̠̖̬̥̭̺̼̗̱̬̳͙͌͑̃̽̎̉͌̇̎̂̈́͗̏̏̐̎̌̎́͑̓͛̀̈́͂̂̐̍̄͋͋̐͋̏̉̆̊́̃̈́̓̃͂̽̋͗̒͋̓̚͘̕͜͜͝E̸̡̨̡̙̯̲̲̭̤͇͓̫̞̝̗̲͇͔̼͕̒́̓̐́̅̏̀͐̏́̉ ̴̢̢̧̛̛̲̺̝̮̮̳̱͎̦̮̩͚̻̙͉͎̻̲̮͍̙̰͓̞̟̣̜̟̬͙̬͍̝̻̗̖̳̭̫͍̠̜̝̤̪͖͍͍͔̞͈̻̹̊̐̐̒̀̍͑͑̓̔̅͋͛͆̽͌͌̀̿̔͊̓͐̎͂͌́̍̉̇̊̾͆̈́̌̉͒̽͒͛̀̒͂́̈́̇̅͗̚͘͠ͅͅͅŅ̸̡̧̨̡̝͔̺̘̞̼͈̥̜̘̺̼̼̱̘̩̠̪̪͖͖͕͇͉̗̖̼͚̤͔̳̜̳̫̳̟̫̲̞̞̩͕̹̱̹̆́͋͘͘ͅͅƠ̵̧̢̢͉̫͔͕̞̯̞̝̪̙͚̱͓̦̲̙͍̼̖̣̟̰̬̳͕̊̐͑̔̇̈̋͋̇̍̿̒̽̆͆̉͑̒̔͂͝ͅW̶̟̼̳͖͔̖̝͈̠̙͔̏̋̉͌̈́̏̈̔̌̎̔̑́̑͊̇̓̿̈́͂̐̄̓̓̚͝͠ͅ ̸̢̧̧̨̥̘̣̥͚̤̦̬̭̤̼̻̤̟͚̙̤̰̪̖̹̤̪͙̘̱̞͎̻̪̥̖̰̝̥̺̝̖̖̦͖͓̭̬̥͖̅̍͗̇͐͛́̀͗̈́͛̀́̊̑͒̊̐̿̽͊̉̎͗͛̾̿̿̏̃̏́̈̂͐̓̔͗̆͗̉̇̃̓̆̽͛̿͑͆̕̚̕͘̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅM̴̛͈͚̪͙͍͓̻̯͕͇͉̪̹̩̳̱̩̥͍̦̩̫͋̿́̑̈̊̈̍͌̿́̍̀̐̂͂͂̀̅̍̀̐͑̈̉̑̀̐̏͐͗͗̍̂̂̆͋͛̔̀͗͂͆͐͐̿͂̋͆̒̋̒̽͂̇͌̒̀̕̕͝͝͝͝͠U̸̧̨̨̠̘̙̺̹͇̠̤͈͇̦͙͍̲͇̠͍̻̗̪̤̹̼̮̗̘͚̭͙̫̖̖̟̙̟͔͎͚͖̜̦̤̘͛͂̈̉̎̚S̴̢̢̨̢͙͙͉̺͇̼̺͚͇̙̯̟̹͔̙̫̘͍̭̞̥͔͕̞͗̔̏́͊̽̍̄́́̓͘Ḩ̸̡̨͕͔̮̯̺͚̣̖̣͓̤̪̬̹̮͚̥̝̦͔̣͔̰̗̱̙̲̫̩̭̬̫̝͔͈̜̝̦̝̓̉͗͛͗͑̒̎͑̔̉̒͊̒͊́͛͗͒̎̔̈́͂̔̓͐̓̄͒̚͜͜͝͠͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ
"A female in 40k; no such thing!"
The Drukhari would like a word with you
They want more than a word...
@@MidwinterMinis KEK
So does slaanesh
The admech would like to know you location, you bloody heretic!
... What about the Adepta Sororitas?
"It's looks like a Space Marine, but it's black."
Black Templars, Iron Hands, Raven Guard, Ravenwing and all Chaplains want to know your loaction.
Also Death Company
you forgot Salamanders...
@@Ravaltasar Aren't the Salamanders green?
DANIEL M. Depends on if it’s nude
@@lukedeakin7124 Legion of the damned.
Describing a GREY knight: "he's bluey-silver..." I died inside
The knight helmet gave it away.
I mean it *is* painted bluey silver, that's not grey at all
Can’t say grey because it’s part of the name
@@heckinhacker8835 she said it had a knight helm thou
@@revan552 Silver.
Penny: *describes Chaplain*
Guy: “Is it a Chaplain?”
Penny: *looks at picture of Chaplain*
Penny: “No it’s not a Chaplain.”
I mean he hasn't chaplain in the name. Someone not familiar with the lore wouldn't know.
Seems like I’m not the only one browsing through GWs range when bored
I've spent way too long looking at old catalogues!
i do that all the time too
Guy's face, Penny's sass and a Catgut reference?
What did I do to deserve that? :D
Go back to bed, it's all been a dream.
:(
Catgut paintings of his tyranids are amazing!!!
My ex-fiancee's descriptions:
"All that kid's game junk."
"Those plastic soldier toys."
"That junk taking up all our closet space."
"Your little army toys."
"All your useless garbage." (which was the eventual description of pretty much everything that wasn't hers.)
**EX**
I am glad that she is now your ex lol
She said its me or 40k, I think you made a good choice man, you don't need that kind of toxicity in your life, find a woman who will love and support your hobbies!
@@zachharrell7776 Nah. Monk mode since 2014.
As the Man-Emperor of Mankind said: "If said individual does not respond to your advances then stop wasting your precious lifeblood on her, sonny. Take it from someone who probably ravaged her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother, she is not worth your time."
" An angry space bear with tentacles coming out of its mouth" - "40k in a nutshell"
110% yes :D
this video should be called "Guessing Warhammer stuff 2: the revenge of Penny"
11/20 as well, but only because "Sloppity Billie Piper" had me rolling.
Twinsies!
Same
I'm so impressed you guessed the Nurgle Daemon Prince so quick.
I secretly am one.
@@MidwinterMinis that would be the face reveal of the Millennia
@@MidwinterMinis I was thinking Mortarian. QQ
@@MidwinterMinisGuy, I have always thought that you are secretly an extension of Papa Nurgle with Penny being Isha's equivalent, this comfirms it.
@@jimlong8943 well, she is a doctor
Penny, the loin clothes are affectionately known as nut curtains lol.
Not crotch dangle flags?!
Lemartes IS the Death Company chaplain, so you totally deserve that point back!
I should have just said "SPESS MEREEN" for everything I didn't know ;)
I was expecting a lot more fancy men with capes
So was I!
The coconut crab color scheme is amazing. I love that guys videos
Catgut is awesome :)
"You'd have more than one"
That is the lightest description for the tyranids I've heard
I love how the moment something has tentacles Penny says “I don’t like it”. Also keep up the fantastic work!
TH-cam: *recommends this*
Me who doesn't know a single thing about Warhammer: Hmmm. Interesting.
2:30 - t'au most fashionable race confirmed dont even try to argue anymore bois
Effective > Fashionable
@@ghost1841 good thing there effective to 😉
Up until an Astartes is up in there face
@@ghost1841 who gives a shit about functionality when u got swag
Absolutely!
"It's very square" is now my favourite way of describing a Dreadnaught.
METAL BAWKSES!!!
So instead of a fancy man in a cape, he’s a fancy man in a dress? 🤔
Fancy cyber-organism in red cloak
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I like the American army dad hair.
@@MidwinterMinis Robe, you doofus.
I love Penny's bitter judgement of the ridiculous things space marines wear.
There's something really adorable about referring to grizzled 40k characters as "little guys" or "tiny human person".
As soon as i saw eisenhorn I thought of the "EIINHOORN" moment in ace ventura and then imediately she mentioned it.
These are so wholesome. I've not found content like this for this genre anywhere before and I'm loving it. I also really want to use your painting methods for my pile of shame that has just had no love in years
"He has a banner"
Me with the IQ play: "What does it say on it"
Big brain move
"It's an angry space bear with too many things coming out of its mouth"
"It's boxy, it's basically boxes, no curves" I was laughing at this Penny
Basically 95% of Imperial, CSM and Tau technology
Eisenhorn is a MAN?!? (Cut to me burning the clothes I was wearing, then weeping uncontrollably in the shower)
Warhammer 40k in a nutshell: Preacher with chainsword
Well now I'm replacing "Hip cape" with "Crotch dangle flag"
the moment she saw the hellfire dreadnought of the ultramarines and calls it a "walkie robot thing"
MY 40K NERDNESS HAS BEEN CRIPPLED
This guy knows his Imperium stuff, but when it comes to Xenos... upstanding citizen, I say! There is nothing to learn from those vile creatures!
Polar opposite of me, I guess.
Another nid player?
@@vthunder4238 Better than another Marine player I guess
@@Dragonspirit223 I guess
That beige Lictor paintjob was absolutely delicious, oh my Zeus.
The fact you’re both Red Dwarf fans makes me love you both even more!
Would have been concerned if he was able to immediately get the answer from her clue at 8:29 x-D
Who doesn't love a good crotch zoom?
@@MidwinterMinis My HR department apparently.
I thought about a Defiler or a Dark Eldar Talon/Talos (don't remember how it's called)
I came into this, half expecting them all to be fancy men with capes.
"Is it a chaplain ?"
"No."
Lemartes : Being a Chaplain.
Describing Tyranids: "It's like a crab"
Please have your girlfriend watch Alien cuz it seems like shes never seen it before.
It's Penny's favourite film!
Nah that looks like Cthulu bruh
Whenever i hear "Battle tank" I think... "as opposed to what, a friendship tank?"
Heavyweight nostalgia for the sqauts, still got one somewhere. Loved it when miss penny pointed out the ridiculousness of back banners. Stay safe and can't wait to see where your cabin fever takes you next.
Haha, there is definitely a hint of cabin fever in our recent videos!
To be fair, Warhammer is pretty much just an exercise in ridiculousness and that's why it's so great. That being said, they need more lovecraftian horrors like the Cronos Parasite Engine. That thing is horrifically beautiful.
when you were guessing the lictor i was like "its a lictor! just say lictor! its a flipping lictor not a genestealer!"
Penny:says lamartes isn’t a chaplain
Me:you thought wrong my good fool
you look exactly like i imagined you would
I'm a living stereotype
Guy looks a lot hairier than he sounds, but it's great to put a face to the voice 😁
@@MidwinterMinis sensible beardie, not too much, not too little
Holy crap, I remember reading about Jokaero in relation to digital weapons back in the Rogue Trader days.
I think they also got a mention in one of the Inquisitor books too.
Been out of the loop for a while so I don't know if they've been shoehorned back into canon.
"A little, ugly person with gloves on" ...... why dont you just @ us next time penny.
11:35 that thing looks like a Final Fantasy 10 summon.
The description of the name of Inquisitor Eisenhorn literally had me clapping on my desk chair xD
sort of like a crab? my god, has she never seen a praying mantis. I would not want her on my team playing catchphrase or taboo
21:16 I wouldn't be a Grey Knights player if I didn't know him right away
I've never owned a Grey Knight! :(
@@MidwinterMinis Me either. My first are still on the way
A friend bought me a start collecting for my nameday and for spending over $100(aud)
We got a box of grey knight paladins for free.
(Yes i gave him as much fancy man equipment as i could glue on)
Every time I see literally any 40K model with a cape my brain thinks of “fancy man in a cape” now
I love how she clearly gets irritated over the flag on the Grey Knight.
Just wanna say, love your tutorials man, as well as battle reports (most convenient editing and comprehensive commentary in a battle report I've personally seen on youtube). I've been into warhammer 40k lore, books and video games for a while and only recently got interested in original game. I mean I always acknowledged it and wouldn't mind trying it out, but I figured out, that as a guy who lives in a small Russian village I just won't find anyone to play with consistently xD. And now there is the whole pandemic thing going around. But thanks to your videos I am seriously considering to try buying some paints and practicing on random plastic figurines and toys I can find second hand, so that when I'll save enough money to start collecting warhammer 40k I'll be able to paint'em somewhat properly =D (Seriously those bloody things are incomprehensibly expensive for a small, mass-produced pieces of plastic)
Anyway thank you for your work and dedication, keep up the good stuff. Cheers!
Thanks so much! If you want to find new players, I would recommend starting off small, either with Kill Team or very small games of 40k. Have a couple of small teams or armies, and you might be able to find opponents who are in a similar position to you, but would be happy to learn using your stuff :) Good luck!
If you’d like to play 40k without paying a ton of money you can use Tabletop Simulator and play it on pc using mods
Buy secondhand when you do decide to jump into the hobby, probably from eBay. It's how I started, then just picked out items here and there from official Games Workshop sources.
Guy: "I'm not a fan of dark eldar"
Me: 😢 "We're no longer friends"
“Wibbly stuff hanging off his face” made me smile
"Hormagaunts!" to sound like "OH MY GAWD" was hillarious
Do this again, but let her finish the descriptions. Her flustered tones and odd comparisons are simply delightful.
I love this! The “impractically long dangly crotch flag” had me dying!
I personally love this video format, and would really enjoy more of it. ^-^
Also, glad you edited out the names until the end of each mini, as I myself am new to 40k and enjoyed guessing without having to cover my screen. (Yes I'm so new I could SEE them and still have to guess"
13:53 Somewhere, out in the inscrutable depths of L-space, can be heard a very cross "*oook*!"
Don't worry mate, i got it, someone had to :)
Sounds like i have a fellow aussie pratchett fan
This made my weekend, i love your couple synergy and this type of content
Our pleasure! Thanks for watching matey, have a great weekend.
"Doesn't have any curves"
Excuse me
Flat is justice, in the case of Dreadnaughts literally
Don't listen to them Dreadnaught! You're plenty thicc.
This is equal parts a test of model knowledge, and ability to express yourself eloquently.
"It has skulls"
That does literally nothing to help.
Blood for the blood god , skulls for the skull Throne , let the galaxie Burn
YES LETS START DESCRIBE THE FLESHY MONSTER BY CALLING IT A TRANSFORMER AAAAA
I got 100%, but only after the names were displayed.
Every description: “I don’t like it.” “It’s has tentacles”
“You know, those motorbikes with the stupidly-long handles people struggle to reach”
“Choppers?”
“Yeah, but like, with two wheels at the back instead”
“...Troppers?”
(Without hesitation) “Yes, those ones”
People like you two and conversations like that are the reason I’m convinced soulmates are a thing 🤣 bloody hell, your dynamic is fun to listen to while painting
is it a fancy man, with a cape?
"It has skulls on it."
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Pretty sure that was a tyrannocyte and not a sporocyst...though they are made from the same kit. Sporocyst sits flat on the base without the noodly appendages.
It's the same box, it counts! Haha
You both have fantastic presenting voices, awesome team. I've really enjoyed these videos.
I was expecting her to say "Its like a knight in grey armor" when describing the grey knight.
"If you zoom in on its crotch, it looks like a face!" I just spit my drink over my monitor.
Her: It looks like...
Him GENE STEALER!!
I Love how He pretends to be British but Drinks Coffee instead of tea
Hormagaunts: you'll definitely have more than one
Not the way I use em!!!
The parasite engine description was absolutely spot on!
Not only is this video a good way to highlight different units but it was damn cute to hear you two talk as well!