Donall and Conall Meet the JWs

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  • @hede_the_call
    @hede_the_call ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Whenever I hear heresy, I can't help muttering "Come on, Patrick!"

    • @elyuko293
      @elyuko293 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Get it together Patrick!

    • @komnennos
      @komnennos ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Whenever I hear someone using an example to explain the Most Holy Trinity, even if a good one, I can't help but think in my head "That's modalism, Patrick!"

    • @lodestar3984
      @lodestar3984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@komnennos Me too😂

    • @bobbynelson5849
      @bobbynelson5849 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@komnennos using analogies for God never works. I don’t understand why people try to use them still

    • @c.lappin-21
      @c.lappin-21 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That's modlism Patrick

  • @alg11297
    @alg11297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    As a former religious Jew I had to click on this. Everything you said is correct and you even pronounced everything correctly. When talking about God, Jews also use the word Ha-shem which means "the name", You guys get an A for Hebrew;

    • @Slavaisusukhrystu
      @Slavaisusukhrystu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Baroch Ha-Shem, I only just got that!

    • @randallmccollum418
      @randallmccollum418 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are obviously lying since anyone with basic Hebrew knows those are not the same vowels.

    • @alg11297
      @alg11297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@randallmccollum418 Oh, is it a kawmetz or an esnachtah. Vowels were only invented in the past 200 years so the Jews could pronounce the words of the Torah in a uniform manner.

    • @randallmccollum418
      @randallmccollum418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@alg11297 Vowels have always in Hebrew. I think you mean the vowel markings and those were used over 200 years ago. In fact we have Hebrew documents with vowel markings from well over 1000 years ago. Seems like you need to go back to Hebrew school or just look into the work of Dr Nehemia Gordon

    • @alg11297
      @alg11297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@randallmccollum418 And to think, every Torah in the world doesn't have an vowels. Look up the difference between a K're and a k'rah: that which is written and that which is spoken. Are you on the level or making this up as you go along? (G. Marx)

  • @jrc99us
    @jrc99us 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    I would love to see Donall and Conall meet Joel Olsteen.

    • @randomhandle
      @randomhandle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      You mean, Patrick.

    • @jrc99us
      @jrc99us 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@randomhandle 🤣🤣🤣

    • @johngeverett
      @johngeverett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @jamesritter5078
      @jamesritter5078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mitchellc4 Jehovah's Witnesses are more accurately called "Watchtowerites". They get their beliefs from the WTS and not from the Bible. Even the writings of the JW masters openly admit to this.

  • @tylerborgard8805
    @tylerborgard8805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Jemima's Waterbeds
    Japello's Walruses
    Josiah's Winter Boots
    Jabroni's Wimbledon
    Jacobi's Wilderness
    Jalopy's Wildebeest
    Jujitsu's Wonderwall
    Jamaica's Wicker Works
    Jumanji's Wiffle Bats
    Did I get them all?

    • @FlyinBlaney
      @FlyinBlaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Gepetto's Walruses

    • @discipleaaron
      @discipleaaron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "That's close enough!"

    • @sakoupa
      @sakoupa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeremy Worbyn :)))

    • @DavidParker-cf2km
      @DavidParker-cf2km 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jehovah's Witless

    • @valentinaa9916
      @valentinaa9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Josiahs winter boots is my Favorite !!! 🤣🤣

  • @noahhahn7311
    @noahhahn7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    The best part is that they're just doing to the JWs' name what the JWs do to God's...

    • @friendlyfire7509
      @friendlyfire7509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jallapi wintercoats

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ohoho oh that slaps me on the knee!

    • @strangemonarchist2818
      @strangemonarchist2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jehoshaphat's Wind-Tunnel

    • @bobirving6052
      @bobirving6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha. What is his name though? God, lord, father, master, husband, saviour, redeemer, holy one, emanuel, etc?
      Scripture seems to repeat quite often how important hus name is.
      Jer 12:16 And it shall come to pass, if they will diligently learn the ways of my people, to swear by my name, YHVH liveth; as they taught my people to swear by Baal(lord); then shall they be built in the midst of my people.
      According to Jeremiah it is essential for gentile converts to know and use his name rather than the eccumenical title "lord"(that's in the end time too, after the regathering).

    • @RezaChity-G
      @RezaChity-G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      JiuJitSu's Witherwall!

  • @bookingitwithwill402
    @bookingitwithwill402 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Donall and Conall are the theology teachers we don't deserve, but we can all use.

  • @colesowder315
    @colesowder315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    A lady that goes to my church had a JW at her door and actually ended up converting the guy to catholicism, so now the local kingdom hall doesn’t allow its members to go to houses with statues of Mary in the front of them. We got one around easter time this year for the first time in a solid 7/8 years, even though we have one

    • @matthaioskober8372
      @matthaioskober8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Christian flags have the same affect because the cross is an idol and they insist it was just a post 🙄 pluss they avoid the more learned in the faith 😉

    • @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
      @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Go, Mary & friends!

    • @Slavaisusukhrystu
      @Slavaisusukhrystu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My Protestant church gained a family of five thanks to the persistence of Jehovah’s Witnesses, I’m actually really fond of them and hope to see them again in heaven.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      There are way more Catholics and Protestants that become Jehovah’s Witnesses than the other way around. Everyone knows it.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      That is such a lie. We have no problem going to houses with Mary in front of them. I love talking to Catholics. Many are sincere and are coming out of false religion. If I were you I would do a background check on the history of your church and how they persecuted people reading bibles and even torturing them. And don’t get me started on the immortal and disgusting popes. A chain of disgrace.

  • @phoenixjr33
    @phoenixjr33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    THEY DID NOT JUST HAVE THE POPE WITH A MILESTONE AROUND HIS NECK!!! YOOOOOOO SHADE! I LOVE IT

    • @mrjeffjob
      @mrjeffjob ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I missed that millstone as I was too busy laughing at his name. And I’m a serious Catholic! I think the Pope is the first guy they haven’t called Patrick. 😂
      Although Pope Patrick is kinda catchy.

    • @bobjob2514
      @bobjob2514 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Looks like someone about to get more than just a sprinkle… 😉

  • @sihollett
    @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    The JWs I've met made a huge deal about the first bit of John 1:18 - that no one has ever seen God (and so Jesus isn't God as he's been seen). They literally were trying to persuade me to become a Jehovah's witness by saying its impossible to witness Jehovah! They couldn't get why I was giggling at this, even when I explained it, as sadly they weren't able to think outside the box they had been trapped in.

    • @athena2483
      @athena2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know the JW answer to this, in John 1:18 it says monogenes theos (only-begotten god) distingushing betweening the unbegotten God (the Father) and the begotten god (Jesus), that Jesus is the imprint of his being (charakter tes hypostasis (Hebrews 1:3)) In Hebrew time, an agent would be treated as though he were that person himself, we see this in Exodus all the time when an angel (the Angel of YHVH) is treated as though he were YHVH himself but wasn't.

    • @johnmcafee6140
      @johnmcafee6140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes, that is the exact answer a JW would give. But that defense has some serious problems.
      1. The word 'begotten' implies that Jesus is a created being. This has caused some misunderstanding since God the Son did not have an origin and was not created by God. He is Himself an eternal being. For you and me, who grew up in church, this in not a problem but for groups like Jehovah's Witnesses they use this translation to try and disprove the deity of Jesus.
      2. The King James translators misunderstood the etymology of the Greek word transliterated "monogenes". Early English translations have traditionally understood 'monogenes' to be from 'monos' (only) and 'gennao' (beget). But translators now understand 'monogenes' to be from 'monos' (only) and 'genos' (kind), meaning the only one of its kind. Support for this translation is found in Hebrews 11:17 where Isaac is called Abraham's 'monogenes'. Isaac was not Abraham's "only-begotten" son. Ishmael was his oldest, Isaac was second, and others were born later, but Isaac was the only one of his kind- the son of God's promise. In the Latin translation, monogenes was translated as 'unicus', from which we get our word unique. This is what is meant by monogenes in all John's writings (John 1:14,18; 3:16,18; 1 John 4:9): Jesus is God's only Son in that His essential nature is the same as the Father's

    • @athena2483
      @athena2483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1. Prove the Son is eternal
      2. Obviously you think this contradicts what JW have to say about this, I suggest you read what they actually argue wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/1200003331
      but as for "his essential nature is the same as the Father's" is not supported in any of these verses or in the Bible, in fact is contradicted by various verses and is falsified using logic. We all share in human nature yet you wouldn't say we're just 1 Human, its illogical to say that 3 Persons are somehow also 1 Person at the same time, unless you reject the law of non contradiction or the law of identity, which if you do, I have no reason to listen to you since you admit that your beliefs are illogical.

    • @grzesiekdomeyko
      @grzesiekdomeyko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ad 1. The prologue of the Gospel of John refers to neo-Platonic metaphysics, where Logos is eternally emanated by God. Since it is strongly implied that Son is Logos, therefore the Son is eternal.

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "I have no reason to listen to you since you admit that your beliefs are illogical." says the person who is clearly a JW, and thus illogically and ironically claims to have witnessed Jehovah while asserting that no one can. ;)
      The Angel of YHVH is YHVH, rather than a mere angel. Regular angels don't accept divine worship, but actively refuse it. What has happened (in a large swath of actual Christianity sadly, rather just a pseudo-Christian cult) is a category error that conflates the angelic role with angelic being. The picture the Old Testament gives of the Angel is "God from God, Light from Light, True God from True God." This goes way beyond "an agent would be treated as though he were that person himself", as humankind (in its male-female plurality reflecting the plurality of God) is made as idols/images/agents, of YHVH , but humans are very much not lifted to the heights of being YHVH in the way the Angel (and other Christophanies like "The Commander of YHVH's armies") are.

  • @michaelrichard316
    @michaelrichard316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "What's a Jehovah?"
    Gets me every time.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet their bible has Jehovah in it. (Psalm 83:18) Not cool to disrespect God’s Name.

    • @Erine120
      @Erine120 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NickHawaii translate that into Hebrew and it becomes Clear that it’s a place holder for his real name since they’re not aloud to even write it out fully
      no one alive can be sure that we’re Pronouncing Yahweh right But we can be 100% sure gods name is not Jehovah
      Jehovah is just a place Holder for the Jews as they’re not allowed to say his real name which is Yahweh

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Erine120 There is good evidence that God’s Name is Yehowah. English Jehovah. English is English and Hebrew is Hebrew. We speak English. Nowhere are we given any permission to stop writing or saying the name. God invites us to use it. What Bible translation do you use? Thanks.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Erine120 What Bible translation do you recommend by the way?

    • @rightwingwackobird1389
      @rightwingwackobird1389 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NickHawaii
      So, then you haven't watched the video?

  • @kathyb395
    @kathyb395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Busted out laughing at the "the church of cheese and rice of latter day saints" lol
    Very good video.. missed these.. glad they're back?!

  • @TCall126
    @TCall126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    "Pope 'to not catch a predator' 76th"
    I'm dead. Bury me. I had a good life

    • @Steve_P_B
      @Steve_P_B ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *75th

    • @skn9895
      @skn9895 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, that wasn't a "slam" at all! lol...

  • @nicholemaccalley9462
    @nicholemaccalley9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love how everyone’s “Patrick.” :-)

    • @williamgammeter5113
      @williamgammeter5113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except "I Am." But, otherwise correct.

    • @radtrad-td5lc
      @radtrad-td5lc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mitchellc4 You do realize if you go two verses further he literally says he had glory with the Father before the world even existed, right?

  • @andreah.5962
    @andreah.5962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    My favorite - Jalopies Wildebeest!

  • @soullessmeatpuppet7840
    @soullessmeatpuppet7840 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm dying! This is hilarious! We need more Christian comedians making content like this.

  • @mfarley4769
    @mfarley4769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Thank you for making another Donall and Conall! As an Irishman, I love these guys.

  • @rolfyoutube586
    @rolfyoutube586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Wow! The Boys are Back in Town!! How we have missed them!!!!! And missed seeing new Lutheran Satire videos!!!!!
    Thanks for doing all the research, all the writing, all the editing that goes into these clips that we enjoy so much!! They are a wonderful resource for believers and questioners alike!

    • @zerubbablestranger6970
      @zerubbablestranger6970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree %100!
      If SNL was smart enough, they’d make a movie with Donall and Conall. But alas... well, you know...

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @robertray4191
      @robertray4191 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mitchellc4 ohh i didnt know that! Scripture doesnt teach that ! We will meet Him in the air not be grounded for the resta our lives ~~

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertray4191
      Hello
      The rapture is the catching up to meet Jesus as he descends earth at the second coming
      The Christian hope is not to “go to heaven” but to inherit the earth made new
      When a royal visitor or important figure would come you would go out to meet them and escort them into the city
      Jesus is coming to the earth to rule the nations with believers
      Believers will go up to meet him and descend to the earth with him
      Parousia (G3952) is translated 'coming' in 1 Thess. 4:15 and has the following meaning:
      Physical presence, arrival - The main use is the physical presence of a person. Where that person is not already present refers to the prospect of the physical arrival of that person, especially the visit of a royal or official personage.
      Apantesis (G529) is translated 'meet' in 1 Thess. 4:17. It is a technical term that refers specifically to the practice of sending a delegation outside the city walls and gates to receive a dignitary who was coming. This was the practice when a king and his army were returning from war. All the people would pour forth from the city gates and welcome them with pomp and circumstance. The people would meet them outside and then usher them back into the city with shouts of joy and acclamation.
      W E Vines

  • @julidrew1212
    @julidrew1212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Pope to Not Catch a Predator.
    Beautiful.

    • @grangermontag1824
      @grangermontag1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The 75th

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I burst out laughing. And I'm Catholic.

    • @zox3497
      @zox3497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dont get it :(

    • @jonathanchappell9503
      @jonathanchappell9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pedophilia is encouraged in the catholic church the higher up the ranks you get.

    • @robertlehnert4148
      @robertlehnert4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jonathanchappell9503 No.

  • @OwenMorganTelltale
    @OwenMorganTelltale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    an accurate assessment. I'm impressed by the accurate depictions of the early figures in the watchtower society's history

    • @calendularequiem360
      @calendularequiem360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your videos actually brought me here.

    • @andrewogolo7257
      @andrewogolo7257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Didn't think I'd meet you here

    • @jeanlannes5930
      @jeanlannes5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Kade Daivis yet you're watching a channel called LutheranSatire

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @mattwhipple89
      @mattwhipple89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calendularequiem360 0

  • @bobsakowski8298
    @bobsakowski8298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like the Alanis Morissette reference thrown in there.

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @horrificpleasantry9474
      @horrificpleasantry9474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved the subtle roasts

  • @bearistotle2820
    @bearistotle2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The millstone around Francis’ neck was a nice touch. As a Catholic, all I can say is... oof.

    • @no-3607
      @no-3607 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm your elder and the Quran says not to say even uff...jk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yuniethethird1911
      @yuniethethird1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it took me a minute to get it

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Francis? Who is this 'Francis' Patrick? Do you mean Pope To-not-catch-a-predator the 75th? ;)

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah... I've been an apologist for him from the beginning. But that silence of his is very fucking deafening.

    • @bearistotle2820
      @bearistotle2820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holy Khan
      I am just going to duck my head down, get through RCIA, and plow ahead.

  • @andrewnewman5945
    @andrewnewman5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m a big language freak and am considering studying it in college so I really like how you discussed Biblical linguistics

    • @randallmccollum418
      @randallmccollum418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You will be disappointed when you find out what they are saying about the vowels is not true at all. That is just a talking point repeated by people who don't know Hebrew

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Ask them why it’s okay to say Jehovah when it’s part of another name in their own Bible Translations. 😆

  • @WalterW
    @WalterW 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    YAY! My favorite Irish twins!

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      The seem funny but they don’t make fun of the name Jesus. Not how they said in in Bible times.

  • @jinaforjesus
    @jinaforjesus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I have been holding my breath for the moment when I’d get to see Charles Taze Russell and “Judge” (not really) Joseph Rutherford having their debut on this channel for years! Oh, how I have missed you, Lutheran Satire! 😁

  • @HonorableRosemary
    @HonorableRosemary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    You need to make one of these satirizing the fact that JWs believe that Jesus was really Michael the Archangel.

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Chief Messenger who is like God" being a name for the divine Jesus is not necessarily heterodox (though isn't mainstream at all). Of course, that Archangel Michael is really Jesus is different from Jesus is just Archangel Michael. The Arian JWs believe the latter, of course.

    • @user-nc2mu4im5u
      @user-nc2mu4im5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So did John Calvin and other fathers of protestantism as also certain early fathers and scholars of the Church like Origin who believed Jesus was the Archangel Michael.Go and satirize them too:)
      Such a hypocrisy!

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Calvin, Origen, etc believed Michael is Jesus (ie the second person of the Trinity, God from God, other Nicean stuff). JWs believe Jesus is Michael (ie head angel). There's a difference, and it's pretty important, Patrick.

    • @user-nc2mu4im5u
      @user-nc2mu4im5u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha, you wish-
      they considered *Jesus* as *Michael* !
      Early Christian scholar Origen writes:
      "There are certain creatures, rational and divine, which are called powers [spirit creatures, probably angels]; and *of these Christ was the highest and best* and is called not only the wisdom of God but also His power." - ANF 10:321-322.
      The 1599 Geneva Study Bible: Revelation
      “12:7 And there was war in heaven: 14 Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
      “(14) Christ is the Prince of angels and head of the Church, who bears that iron rod….”
      ---------------------------------
      John Gill, A Body of Doctrinal Divinity, Book 7 Chapter 5:
      “1b2. Another prophecy in Daniel 12:1-3 respects the second and personal coming of Christ; for he is meant by Michael, who is "as God", as his name signifies, equal to him; the ‘great prince,’ the prince of the kings of the earth, and the head of all principalities and powers.”
      Butterworth, Cruden, and Taylor in their concordances, assert that Michael and Angel are both names of Christ.
      ---------------------------------
      Guyse in his Paraphrase on the New Testament, on Rev. xii. 7, acknowledges that many good expositors think that Christ is signified by Michael; and also gives it as his opinion.
      Highly respected trinitarian Bible scholar, Dr. E. F. Scott, Emeritus Professor at the Union Theological Seminary, wrote:
      "The author of Hebrews ... thinks of [Jesus] as an angel, whom God had exalted above all others, investing him with his own majesty and calling him by the name of Son." - p. 726, An Encyclopedia of Religion, 1945 ed.
      And, again, the very trinitarian The Interpreter's Dictionary of the Bible tells us that at this time the Jewish expectation was that the Christ was
      "a pre-existent, heavenly angelic being who, at the end of time, will appear at the side of God as judge of the world [see Acts 7:55-56]." - p. 364, Vol. 3, Abingdon Press, 1962.
      -------------------------------------
      "Angel of the Lord [angel of Jehovah] - occurs many times in the Old Testament, where in almost every instance it means a supernatural personage to be distinguished from Jehovah .... Some feel the pre-incarnate Christ is meant." - p. 39, Today's Dictionary of the Bible (trinitarian), Bethany House Publ., 1982
      Should I go on??????

    • @sihollett
      @sihollett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Patrick, Calvin isn't bringing Jesus down to, but raising Michael up. He's saying Michael is Jesus, not Jesus is Michael. A mere angel isn't the one to command the hosts of heaven - after all, doesn't the Old Testament repeatedly refer to YHVH as "Lord of Hosts" (ie commander/prince of the angelic armies of heaven)? "Prince of angels" obviously doesn't require the person being called that to be an angel - YHVH isn't being called an angel just because he's being called their Lord. Calvin is saying that Christ is YHWH when he calls him the Prince of angels!
      Calvin says of your view "Nothing can be more stupid" (Institutes 1.13.16) and says of similar such 'triflings' (to use his word) that deny Trinitarian Christianity "Although Jews, Turks, and other infidels boast that they worship God the Creator of heaven and earth, yet they worship an imaginary God: however obstinate they may be, they follow vague and uncertain opinions instead of truth; they grope in the dark and worship their own imagination instead of God." (com Is 25:9). I cannot see how someone would hold a view they see as the most stupid thing, and idolatrous too!
      Patrick, you've taken scholar (erroneously - the Dead Sea Scrolls, which were only rediscovered in 1945 to be fair to Guyse, show that ancient Jewish views were much more similar to Christian views when it comes to God's oneness, ie that there's a plurality in that) claiming modern Jewish views for ancient Jews' views, but still disagreeing strongly with such a view, as the scholar saying that he thinks Jesus is an angel.
      Patrick, don't bother going on - your twisting of what better theologians than I are saying shows that there's no point as you will simply deliberately misunderstand what I'm saying.

  • @benjaminpeck7200
    @benjaminpeck7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Please keep making videos. Please keep making videos!!!

  • @tobby12347
    @tobby12347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been waiting for this! Thank you :D

  • @mahatmarandy5977
    @mahatmarandy5977 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, I am SOOOO glad you're back!

  • @MarcBienenfeld
    @MarcBienenfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for making this video, i've really missed donnell and connell! This video in particular had been needed for ages Patrick.

  • @chai__tea
    @chai__tea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The “ironic” reference made me laugh out loud 😂🤣🤣 brilliant!

  • @jacob00bell
    @jacob00bell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely love your videos! Hope to see more!!!

  • @johnsmallberries3476
    @johnsmallberries3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can NOT get enough of these two!

  • @jeremycollins9258
    @jeremycollins9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was just thinking recently how I want more Donall and Conall videos!

  • @eddavis3337
    @eddavis3337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favorite satire team. Thank you for bringing them back

  • @MiklRngr
    @MiklRngr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah, nice to have you back!

  • @buckweezer
    @buckweezer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for making awesome videos. Donall and Conall are the best.

  • @zanezeigler500
    @zanezeigler500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    "Get lost Pope To-NOT-Catch-a-Predator LXXV!" Oh boy, I mean, I'm Catholic, and that one was so funny it hurts…or is it the other way around?

    • @blindvision4703
      @blindvision4703 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m Protestant, and that so gets me!

    • @johnnymontalvo5620
      @johnnymontalvo5620 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha same here. I’m Catholic, but that one made me laugh. Funny is funny.

    • @lkae4
      @lkae4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

    • @height5558
      @height5558 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wasn't funnny

    • @theparadigm8149
      @theparadigm8149 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do Catholics think of Jehovah Witnesses?

  • @TheRoxlight
    @TheRoxlight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are the School House Rock of theology!! Love it!!

  • @1stravis
    @1stravis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So Good welcome back please keep them coming !

  • @alexanderwizner6878
    @alexanderwizner6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are purely amazing in your creations.

  • @TCall126
    @TCall126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    So glad you guys are back! I teach Bible classes in a Christian school and you're videos are perfect

    • @obediahpolkinghorniii564
      @obediahpolkinghorniii564 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your v you're - "Obediah, YOU'RE a pedant and YOUR mother must be disappointed in you." 🙂

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you teach in your Bible classes it’s wrong to say Jesus??

  • @steeevealbright
    @steeevealbright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Anyway, here's Jiu Jitsu's Wonderwall.

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

  • @shanedulay2554
    @shanedulay2554 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm loving the exchange of words.

  • @RJsMashups
    @RJsMashups 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Welcome back!

  • @Durbelethwen
    @Durbelethwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I got on TH-cam to watch the original donal and conal video due to being inspired by reading a new book about various heresies. What a surprise to find a new one up as soon as I opened the app.

  • @jasontucher7011
    @jasontucher7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG this is great. I used to be a JW. This will piss them off to no end. They couldn't get 10 seconds in LOL.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you say Jason in Hebrew??

  • @alstepanski3147
    @alstepanski3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donall and Conall are the best!!! Need to see much more of them Patrick!!

  • @michaelmorris6575
    @michaelmorris6575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was great! Thank you

  • @andrerenault
    @andrerenault 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Jenedict Wonderbatch

  • @nicobones9608
    @nicobones9608 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I once had a conversation with someone who'd been raised a JW. She was completely shocked to discover that Jesus was Jewish. She'd never heard that before. It made me REALLY wonder what the guys in the Kingdom Halls are teaching.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huh? Many people are learning. Some people think the KJV is the Bible Jesus used. What about what you are being taught in your church by your guys? You think what they say is based on the Bible? If they teach doctrines like the trinity, hellfire, and immortality of the soul you been duped.

    • @dancoles2235
      @dancoles2235 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Jesus wasnt Jewish. He was ethnically Judahite, resided for some time as a Judean, but never accepted Judaism as a religion. It is false to equate the rightful faith of faithful Israelites as Judaism. He believed in the messiah/Christ, rejected the traditions of the elders, and replaced the corrupted (Edomite-infiltrated) with one based on Melchizedek authority. Israelite monotheism and/or the law should never be described as Judaism. Look for the word's actual usage in scripture rather than how it is misused in commentaries. The Talmud is a compilation made by antichrists.

    • @bigtobacco1098
      @bigtobacco1098 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@NickHawaii no trinity ???

  • @Lucas747G
    @Lucas747G 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally, I miss these guys!!

  • @peterevans3310
    @peterevans3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    you guys are just brilliant

  • @Nokemes1
    @Nokemes1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Josiah's Winterboots, LOLOLOLOL!

  • @turksandwich7538
    @turksandwich7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There is a JW "church" about 200 yards from my house. They stop by my house quite often, and really aren't interested in discussing what they believe outside of the most basic.

    • @friendlyfire7509
      @friendlyfire7509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A jw family came to my house/ i witness the gospel to them/ got their number/ went to one of their services out of grace and kindness/never been back/ we text each other now and again

    • @turksandwich7538
      @turksandwich7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am honestly surprised they let you come. I thought you had to be a member to step foot in their services. Keep at it.

    • @kimfleury
      @kimfleury 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're basically a pyramid scheme. It's really dirty the way they make members buy the handouts out of their own pockets (profiting the JW publishing houses), and if anyone gives them a donation for the magazines and whatnot, the poor schmucks have to turn the money in as a separate collection -- they can't apply it toward the purchase of more magazines. And they're obligated to buy the magazines, and pass out a minimum number, and make a minimum number of housecalls. They have to keep a log and turn it in. Recruitment is how they work their way up in the organization.

    • @jamess7263
      @jamess7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimfleury you don't buy handouts. but things weren't always as they are now: way back in the 70s placements where often sold like a magazine (10 cents for a Watchtower if memory serves). there is no "minimum number" of placement nor "minimum number of housecalls." The only "minimums" are if one wishes to be a "pioneer" and that requires like 80 hours in a month of time doing bible studies or doing "house calls" as you put it. There is a log as you put it (a slip of your time and placements). Recruitment is NOT "how they work their way up."

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimfleury So many false misleading statements you make. Who else is preaching the good news of the kingdom world wide like the witnesses using the Bible??

  • @paxnorth7304
    @paxnorth7304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good Butter this was amazing.

  • @jacobgarcia6081
    @jacobgarcia6081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    YES! IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVERRR

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      What were you waiting for? How do you say God’s Name??

  • @BOB_EDC
    @BOB_EDC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man we need more of these videos!! I use these in my kids bible study. Works amazing!

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Why what this video say that was truthful? Do you say Jesus? Is that how they said it in Hebrew?

    • @TheDigitalMissionary
      @TheDigitalMissionary ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@NickHawaii Yeshua is how they said it in Hebrew. The New Testament was written in Greek and the writers translated the Hebrew name Yeshua to Greek, which is Iesus.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDigitalMissionary Correct. And if it’s okay to say names translated in one’s language then it’s okay to say Jesus or Jehovah.

    • @TheDigitalMissionary
      @TheDigitalMissionary ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NickHawaii Yea that's my point, nothing wrong with using Jesus. However, Jehovah is the Latinized version of the artificial name of YaHoWaH. I wouldn't say this is the name of God, neither how to pronounce YHWH.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheDigitalMissionary I wouldn’t say artificial. Then you would have to say every other name in Hebrew is artificial. Hebrew is Hebrew. English is English. We speak English.

  • @TheConfusername
    @TheConfusername 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Are you with me so far, Patrick and Second Patrick?" lol

  • @jacobcarpenter3744
    @jacobcarpenter3744 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's been some time, Reverend Fiene! I found your channel via Wretched Ministries. Thine videos are Biblically sound, so thank you!

  • @Bad_Llama
    @Bad_Llama 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos always make me laugh, Patrick.

  • @donorush
    @donorush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My only complaint about this channel is the hellish wait between videos. I need more!

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      My complaint is it was just bad. Do you say Jesus? No different. Hebrew is Hebrew. And English is English. We speak English.

    • @mrjeffjob
      @mrjeffjob ปีที่แล้ว

      Consider the wait for them penance to take time off your purgatory. “I said hey mama we’re all Catholics now”

  • @santtilagmailcom
    @santtilagmailcom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Finally :)

  • @Buford-kz7ky
    @Buford-kz7ky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Welcome back

  • @johnmarquardt1991
    @johnmarquardt1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We want more!!!

  • @chillinlikeaphilin
    @chillinlikeaphilin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "The Church of Cheese and Rice of Latter Day Saints"

  • @zacharyclark5617
    @zacharyclark5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Its been a long time.

  • @ObadiahWanderer
    @ObadiahWanderer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A friend of mine showed me this channel for the first time today and it’s the best thing I’ve seen in awhile LMAO 😂

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think it’s okay to say Jesus?

  • @goose_2
    @goose_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious as usual, glad to see ya back we missed ya

  • @chrisvossler8795
    @chrisvossler8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Jehovah" came up in my Religion curriculum (from CPH, even) with the question, "What do these names for Jesus tell us?"
    The answer I told my students was "'Jehovah' is an English word that means, 'I don't actually know Hebrew.'" Probably not what CPH was going for, but that's what happens when they don't consult a pastor in writing their curriculum!

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw your comment. What Bible translation do you recommend?

    • @chrisvossler8795
      @chrisvossler8795 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NickHawaii ESV is overall a good translation, as is the 1984 NIV

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisvossler8795 Good morning Chris. Thanks for telling me. Can I ask how do you feel about. Theophoric names in the ESV and NIV? Names that include God’s Name in it.
      For example in Matthew 1:8 we see Jehoshaphat. I guess it’s harder to remove God’s Name Jehovah when it is part of another name. LORDshaphat wouldn’t work I guess.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chrisvossler8795 Hey Chris, do you know why for instance the NIV translators didn’t use God’s Name Jehovah? The real reason?

    • @chrisvossler8795
      @chrisvossler8795 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NickHawaii The short answer is the one from the video: God's Name isn't "Jehovah"; God's Name is Yahweh ("YHWH" in Hebrew). When vowel pointing was added, the vowel pointing for "Adonai" was used for "YHWH" as a reminder to the reader to read "Adonai" ("Lord") instead of "Yahweh." Following the Jewish/Hebrew custom of not speaking God's Name, English translations have used "LORD" (or "GOD") wherever "YHWH" appears in the text.
      As far as your other question about names that use elements of God's name in them, it's nothing more or less than following the Hebrew (or the Greek transliteration of the Hebrew). The Jewish people didn't have a problem with using "Ya-" or "-yah" as part of names. (off the top of my head, "Elijah" means "My God is YHWH"; "Jehoshaphat" means "YHWH is judge").

  • @markeustace199
    @markeustace199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my old religion teacher would have loved this - btw when the Jehovah's witnesses drop by with their copies of "The Tower" I do invite them in for tea.....absolutely surprises them

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m one of Jehovahs Witnesses. Let’s pretend we are having tea. What do you say?

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Still waiting for some tea. I’m ready. Let’s start with God’s Name. Do you agree with the twins?

  • @dylangraham3535
    @dylangraham3535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one so far

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      What was so good about it?

  • @paulneumann7258
    @paulneumann7258 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant as always. For some I'm sure it's a tough (jagged little) pill to swallow.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      It was full of fallacies. The hypocrites of this video say Jesus. Not at all how they said it in Bible times.

  • @msg4925
    @msg4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah, Patrick.

  • @V3ryan
    @V3ryan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my goodness, I lost it at "Assemblies Of Gosh". XD

  • @aaron5676
    @aaron5676 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, this one is GOLD!!

  • @loydgravitt7733
    @loydgravitt7733 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These are quite witty. Keep them coming please :)

  • @milinddashinobi6335
    @milinddashinobi6335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jemima's waterbeds
    Jepedo's walruses
    Josaiah's winterboots
    Jebrony's wimbledons
    Jecoby's wilderness
    Jelopie's wildebeast
    Jujitsu's wonderwall
    Jamaica's wickerworks
    Jumanji's wifflebats

    • @mitchellc4
      @mitchellc4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The gospel is the GOSPEL OF THE KINGDOM!
      Jesus is going to return and set up the kingdom of God ON THE EARTH! God’s government ON THE EARTH! God resurrected the Messiah! The Messiah will resurrect his people! The destiny of the Messiah and his people is to be ON THE EARTH! The renewed restored earth! God also dwelling with them! Rev 21
      Jesus said the Father is the only true God!
      John 17
      3 And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Mocking God’s Name. Not a good idea

  • @ironchancellor1
    @ironchancellor1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When I clicked on this I read it as "Meet the Jews". Now that would be a video :P

  • @ericlestick7325
    @ericlestick7325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    May Donall and Conall live forever!!!

    • @mrjeffjob
      @mrjeffjob ปีที่แล้ว

      They have a good start. They self identify as fifth century Irish Catholic peasants sooo ….. they’ve been around awhile. 😅

  • @Sldejo
    @Sldejo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah! They are back! 😍

  • @robertzeurunkl8401
    @robertzeurunkl8401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Assembly of Gosh! LOL

  • @DuncanSmith
    @DuncanSmith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lutheran Satire is back!

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      They should do one on the name Jesus then. Is it Omaha to say that name? Hypocrites.

  • @mikealdred5544
    @mikealdred5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just fantastic! I love your motto :)

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      What was fantastic about it? Do you think it’s okay to say Jesus?

  • @BelugaNetwork
    @BelugaNetwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos are great

  • @matthaioskober8372
    @matthaioskober8372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is the same group that taught that the arch angel Michael became Jesus and then after the Crucifixion (on a post 🙄) went back to being the arch angel Michael again

  • @qbzzt
    @qbzzt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Actually, the high priest in the temple did pronounce God's name during the Yom Kippur liturgy - so the last Jew to have pronounced it probably died around 70 AD, when the temple was destroyed.

    • @bobirving6052
      @bobirving6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ori Pomerantz . Good point, but with a little deeper study you will find his name has been preserved through the centuries. Talmud mentiins the ceremony of transmitting the name to students, and also the vowels are given clearly.
      Also, some non Rabbinic jews know/use the name even to this day, which is YeHoVaH.

    • @david-csmhaltero77
      @david-csmhaltero77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobirving6052 but no genuine scholar consider this name ; and this ritual was lost shortly after the temple ' destruction, leaving a gap of centuries until vowelisation

    • @bobirving6052
      @bobirving6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      leem 11
      Thanks, but this point you make of the vowels being lost, is simply not true. I am not a scholar, but I do listen to them. Here I will point you to a top scholar who shares more than 10 rabbis conveying the name's full vowels through the centuries. He cites Zohar, Talmud, historical works, personal letters and more.
      Nehemia Gordon 10 rabbis. th-cam.com/video/yeeA_Abd5Nk/w-d-xo.html
      Also podcast, Hebrew voices #81 - the origins of Yahweh.

    • @david-csmhaltero77
      @david-csmhaltero77 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bobirving6052 there are always some folks in communities, like people who define themselves as christians and accept both Jesus and Muhammad ; Gordon's work is heavily debatable on many topics ; in the end I think that if god had really a purpose to make its name known worldwide an undisputable way we wouldn't have ended up in the situation nowadays where anyone has its own interpretation

    • @bobirving6052
      @bobirving6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      leem 11
      Thanks for the comment. Check the points Gordon makes and the sources. They are real. The facts matter, but opinions about the scholar's personal life/appearance/religion/etc should Not be what is judged. Truth matters.
      Nehemia Gordon appears to be the only real scholar working on this topic. He started finding historical sources telling the true vowels, 30 seconds from beginning his research on this project. Why haven't other scholars found this? Because Christian scholars can't/won't/don't care to, and rabbinic scholars don't care to share with the public the secret they know and intentionally keep secret.
      Please check the facts. Facts are facts an sources are verifiable.
      Please see what Nehemia actually says before judging. I know it's hard to spend a whole hour, but in my opinion it is an hour well spent.

  • @ethanallenhawley1052
    @ethanallenhawley1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Patrick.

  • @jacobbrown4971
    @jacobbrown4971 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    They're back!

  • @MarcBienenfeld
    @MarcBienenfeld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One small problem there Patrick, according to you the last Jew to say The Lord's name aloud died before Alexander the great was potty trained yet according to Jewish tradition the High Priest would say the name aloud 5 times every Yom Kippur if i remember right before entering the Holy of Holies. Wouldnt that mean that it would've been pronounced until 70 A.D. When the Temple was destroyed?

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Nowhere is anyone authorized not to use God’s Name or say God’s Name or pluck it out of the scripture.

  • @TheJoeschmoe777
    @TheJoeschmoe777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    THEYRE BACK
    THEYRE BACK
    THEYREBACKTHEYREBACKTHEYREBACKTHEYREBAAAAACK!!!!! :D

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      The video wanted to make fun of how God’s name is pronounced in English. What’s so funny about that??

  • @JoeyBaby47
    @JoeyBaby47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was fantastic

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      What was so fantastic about it?

  • @TheDrumDuke
    @TheDrumDuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant!

  • @EphSBGGSO
    @EphSBGGSO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks Hans for another great video. Sadly, this is just the tip of the massive iceberg of JW heresy, which includes denying the deity of Christ and writing a bogus translation of the Bible.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      Jehovahs Witnesses do not deny Jesus is divine. And this is just the tip of the iceberg? What Bible translation should I be reading? Can you recommend one to me?

    • @JimmySonny
      @JimmySonny ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NickHawaii Slick move right there. The original comment said "denying the deity" and then you say "oh, but we don't deny the divinity". Divinity and deity are two different things. Don't play dumb, you're trying to muddle the waters. Anyone else can see how you said "most likely Yehovah" when talking about the name of God, while you cult bases its existance on KNOWING FOR SURE the real name of God. How come you then say "most likely" and not "for sure"?

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JimmySonny Show me where do we have ever said what you are parroting? Show me.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JimmySonny I notice you didn’t want to tell me your group of Christians? Why not?
      We don’t deny Jesus is called THEOS but if you would bring out the full truth you would know and admit we believe that Jehovah is HO THEOS, The God, even of Jesus.

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JimmySonny BTW, you should change your approach in talking to others. You’ll never gain anyone that way. Maybe reread 1 Peter 3:15 and actually apply it.

  • @LeviPaladin
    @LeviPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Social Jehovah's Witnesses.

  • @carolwilliams5337
    @carolwilliams5337 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is hysterical!

    • @NickHawaii
      @NickHawaii ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s so funny about mocking God’s Name??

  • @istanaqueen4422
    @istanaqueen4422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome channel, cheers :)

  • @DannyMac100
    @DannyMac100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Donall and Conall "dissect the deplorable doctrinal declarations"

  • @TarkynSharples2
    @TarkynSharples2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scripture saith:
    Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and not be afraid: for the LORD JEHOVAH is my strength and my song; he also is become my salvation.
    Isaiah 12:2

  • @javaman714
    @javaman714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yeah are back

  • @JS-ue2si
    @JS-ue2si 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm still trying to understand how there are Irish Lutherans. How many of those actually exist? Like 20?

    • @williamgammeter5113
      @williamgammeter5113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are more than 5 million African ones though and they are confessional as all get out!

    • @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098
      @tuck-brainwks-eutent-hidva1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know a German Orthodox. 1. He looks exactly like a Lutheran I went to college with. 😏