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@@ugs2001 too bad they wrote Vulkan into insanity so now he's been doing something for 10K years but no one knows what other than the Beast Arises novels. Kind of a shitty end. That's why my 2 favorite Primarchs are Eagle Man and Night Haunter because they both foresaw their own deaths and died to prove a point
@@enochianwolf Sanguinious didn't die to prove a point lol he fought pretty hard not to die if he could help it. And Curze isn't confirmed dead, no body was ever found it's enough of a gray area there. All 3 of the "dead" primarchs are likely to come back @Majorkill should do a video on that. Emperor summoned Ferrus in the webway and he was always weirder than the usual primarch, Sanguinious can be somewhat found in the vengeful spirit and there's other mysteries such as the Sanguinor and his blood readily available. If Guilliman can be brought back from poisoned death even Horus can make it back somehow lol without a soul tho via Fabius Bile (who also cloned Fulgrim)
5:47 The funny thing about that is it's so true in the current 40k. A lot of the books have Guilliman going "What the heck are you doing? Stop that, it's stupid. Lets do this plan so that way people will still be alive."
Reason Guiliman is so great: Only Primarch who had a decent stepparent, with Tarasha Euten as his stepmom. Hence when chaos marines desecrated her grave just after Guiliman returned, they had the worst time.
Raphael Palencia Caesar had 4 legions under his command as governor during the Gallic wars I believe. The 13th legion was full of his most veteran troops, and this legion was his favorite by far. It was the most loyal of the 4 legions during all his campaigns.
@@Triumph263 But it goes like this Ultramarines: Space Romans Space Wolves: Space Vikings Black Templars: Space Crusader Knights White Scars: Space Mongols Blood Angels: Space Vampires (good ones, not the emo ones lol) I wish we had a Samurai or a Prussian inspired Space Marine chapter :)
Fatherland Front you summed it up well. But what of other legions? Like Angron is clearly a space Spartacus and his legion a bunch of space gladiators for example
@@thecrimsonfire4921 Spartucus!!? More like an autistic/angry version of Caboose. Dude at least Spartucus had great plans to escape and strike the enemy....Angron got fucking nails in his head the first week he landed on his planet and cried like a bitch 😆
@@americancaesar1830 fucking make one then! Theres plenty of untouched successor chapters and they sound like some fun modeling/painting opportunities. Marines with samurai style face masks would be pretty cool.
Rubmeoff Gullmyman Robert Baratheon Gorillaman Robot G-Man BeeGhee Girlyman Big G. Gulliman Row Row Row your Gulls Man Gizzle G Blue G The Biggie Daddy G Big Blue Man
You know. The Blood Ravens? I heard that they once stole the Ultramarine's plot armor cus they're so good at stealing shit. And then the Ultras took it back.
Honestly i didn't care for spacemarines at first cuz they were kinda overdone, and then i learned of the Space Sharks and the Ultramarines are now my second fav, also i adore the Imperial Guard cuz i just feel they're relatable. Guilliman is probably the best primarch tho i like all the loyalists a lot, Guilliman i like cuz unlike how most people are often times in 40k he's extremely rational.
Probably my favorite moment involving Guilliman was on Monarchia before the heresy. Lorgar sucker punches him like a little bitch because he's mad at Big E and Guilliman just goes "Ya feel better now bro?" What a fucking Chad.
Wait... The Orks believe that the color blue is the color of luck, and the Ultramarines are 90% blue-- *!* So THAT'S why the Ultramarines are considered Mary Sues! They're just really lucky!
@trumpet of the heretic No, the Thousand Sons are either psykers and therefore probably disrupt the WAAAGH!!! field or are just animated suits of armor and therefore almost definitely exempt. Also, Tzeentch fucks with them for lulz.
@trumpet of the heretic Magnus is red and a psyker, on top of his legion number 7 representing Tzeench. So he blocks out most of the luck he would get from orks, and stuff goes bad *fast*
Conclusion: While they typically don't fall to Chaos, and Robot might be the second-most resistant Primarch to Chaos.....they literally draw plot-armor from the warp through the accidental worship of Xenos that they want to kill. Makes Perfect Sense.
Salamanders: We're having a hard time finding these artifacts ever after thousands of years Ultramarines: We found them, here you go Calgar: WHAT THE FU......
When your Primarch's primary ability (of course aside from being a demi-God in power, just less so than his brothers) is to be the most wicked Bureaucrat and State leader, with the ability to learn from mistakes and actively looks for weaknesses in your hierarchy, there's just not a whole lot of deviancies to be had from the gene seed. Maybe some become Librarians, I suppose. Truly a horror and a fate wished upon no one. Personally I don't find it annoying at all that Roboute Guilliman is the posterboy of WH40k Space Marine factions. Not a chaos bitch in the slightest and still alive. Hell, even lacking the undying devotion to the God Emperor, because it doesn't actually jive with him. He is exactly what the God Emperor wanted of his Primarchs. He didn't want devotion, only loyalty - and Roboute does have loyalty. Ultramarines are just a desirable faction. Roboute is a cool, manly-man, stoic and hardened man. More human than his brothers as well, as he is clearly capable of affection and love. Less kind than his brother Vulkan, but certainly nicer than many other Primarchs (pre-heresy). Still while on that subject, I would love to see the Salamanders being brought forward some too. I like the idea of Space Marines protecting the weak.
I feel like Vulkan returning would cause the least conflict considering I feel like he and Gulliman would get along quite well, and while i would LOVE to see the Lion return I definitely think he and Gulliman would fight, and Russ would be cool but knowing Russ he would flip his shit upon seeing what the Imperium is now
I Cato Sicarius disapprove of being called a smart for I Cato Sicarius who is the most esteemed Cato Sicarius am clearly a better swordsman than anyone not names Cato Sicarius
7:49 Don't forget that they needed a massive amount of ships, not to mention the Mechanicus sent Titans, probably entire legios and their Skitarii maniples, so probably another couple million, not to mention the millions of crewmen aboard the ships.
It amazes me that this chapter despite its numerous accomplishments whether through luck or skill. Can still be put down to the bench by the Tau. The Damocles Crusade is definitely a bright blight for them.
Damocles crusade is a half hearted effort by the imperium to bent the Tau, the fact that they can take several planet, exterminatus several, and pretty much wiping out Tau's fleet with such a small effort prove that Imperium is Superior They only stop and and move somewhere else, simply because they have much bigger enemy to worry about
Emperors text to speech, I forget which episode. Remileze from 40k theories, aka random mechanicus guy, aka toaster FU(K€R, "ultra marines may not be ultra marine blue after all, but rather a shade of cobalt blue rendering their entire existence a massive lie."
In retrospect, the Emperor should have split leadership across at least 3 primarchs. I'd go with Guilliman, Sanguinius, and probably still Horus (I mean he was good at his job).
Guiliman is so op, he not only can command and organize the whole army of the empirium at the same time as thinking about a way to say to Yvrain that her Hairstyle is damn weard BUT also at the same time doing his Tax. AND THAT NOT ONLY IN A CODEX COMPLIED WAY BUT ALSO COMPLIED TO THE BOOK OF JUDGEMENT!
So basically guilliman and his legion are the one kid in class that remind the teacher to hand out the homework and also use their turn signal when pulling into their garage. That’s all you need to know.
I'm not asking your age to give you shit or anything. Seriously & honestly I'm not. You write like you're probably an adult - and I just really struggle to understand what attracts adults to choosing Ultramarines. I get it if they've played Ultramarines non-stop since they were a kid... ...but it just seems for an adult who can understand (and is more likely to research) the lore, that they'd be a really uninteresting choice compared to every other chapter... Is it because you are particularly interested in Roman history? ...I'm only asking so I can understand, no hate here seriously mate - Although I will disclaimer this by saying that yes, I have given Ultramarines some hate or teasing in my life, but in this case I'm genuinely asking a question because I'm interested in the answer; to hopefully gain a fuller perspective and a better understanding. Because currently 'I Love Roman History' is the only reason I can comprehend, so feels like I must be missing something...
@@philsayer2447 Well, mid 30s lol. Really the reason I like them is because they're how I got into 40K via the Space Marine game and also the Uriel Ventris novels. And yes, also due to the Roman influence. As for their lore, personally I don't find them boring. I quite like that they don't have weird mutations, century old secret motives and so on. Plus, their belief that their dedicated following of the Codex is their big strength, is also a big weakness that they can't admit to. It makes for some interesting story moments.
@@philsayer2447 I play Ultramarines because they are the only chapter with a returned primarch. I would love to play Imperial Fists but Dorn is likely never returning (or if he does it will be years upon years from now). I'm just the type of person who wants to play with the baddest tools in the game, and a primarch fits that bill perfectly. I have also loved Roman history since I was a kid.
@@philsayer2447 if you allow me to comment on this. I am a 40+ guy getting into 40k for the first time. I wanted space marines because I always like struggling humans (fuck eternal over the top elves and such). then I asked my friend that is introducing me, which are the ones blue and gold (my futbol team colors) and point me to the ultramarines. as i stated consuming lore, the roman influence hook m up fast (got s SPQR tatoo) and the organization of the legion was the final thing that I needed to decided that I will go with them. then I learned about guilliman, and the love started to appears... as stated in the video, great figthers win battles, generals wins wars. As a contrast I find Space wolves the less liked legion. they seems cool for single character things, like games or novels, but as a fighting force, they dont do a lot of sense to me
I was seriously hoping for a moment the interview with an Ultramarine would go like this: MK: “So what is it like being an Ultramarine?” SM, _in a distinct voice of high pitch_ : “Well you see-“ MK: *”TIMMY!!! WHY THE **_FUCK_** DID YOU INVITE CATO SICARIUS INTO MY HOME!?!?”*
“Babe please come back to bed with me, you’ve been doing logistics since I resurrected you” “Shut the fuck up Yvraine i’m showing these Imperial administrators what real logistical data on an excel spreadsheet looks like”
If they had less attention and other Chapters were given more focus, people wouldn't have gotten sick of Ultramarines But noooooo. Ultramarines get to have their Primarch back, they get a new Marvel comic centered around Marny, they get to have a video game with one of their own as the main protagonist, they get to have a movie about them, and etc
Guilliman should've been Warmaster. His unrivaled strategic, logistical, and tactical prowess was more fitting for commanding forces on a macro scale. It is true that he wasn't the best single combatant, but that has little to nothing to do with commanding an military. For fuck's sake. Ultramar was a microcosm M of EXACTLY what the Emperor wanted the Imperium of Man to be. That alone made him more qualified for the role then Horus Lupercal daddy's favorite.
1:45 Okay, I've seen this picture of the Emperor and Primarchs more than a few times, but this is the first time I've seen a color version and... not sure I like it like this. Did Fulgrim really have Piss-Yellow skin? And when was Leman Russ a Ginger?
I think it was just coloured by a fan (the original artwork was fan made anyway) The colour's are mostly accurate however Leman is blonde in lore and Fulgrim is not chinese
Tyranids... As an ultramarines player, the entire decimation of 1st company is shockingly significant. It's super fun to have my friend bring his "nids" with overwhelming odds vs a small contingent of ultramarines. We often pit only 100 points in marines vs *AT LEAST* 500 points of xenos scum. The fallback and shoot has been perfect for narrative play. No objectives. My objective is simply trying to last 5 turns against more and more scum... Super fun.
@@jackhogg634 Wizard Marines Maleovalent vs Virgin Space Wolves vs Brad Salamanders vs Chad Black Templars vs The Thad Lamenters vs The Lad Ultrasmurfs
Imperium Secundus could also be interpreted to be 'secondary right to rule' or 'secondary command' Imperium in ancient Rome was literally the right to issue orders/commands to citizens. Not that I think GW meant it to be used like that, I just find it interesting. btw: I have seen the term papa smurf being used more and more in a manner like the term 'big bang theory' which was originally used to mock the theory we now call by that same term. (schroedinger's cat is another example, it was originally used to disprove/mock quantum superposition)
Honestly guilliman and the lion had reached Terra with sanguinius the emperor might not have been put on the Golden throne. Imagine a heresy seige of Terra with the imperial fists, ultramarine, blood angels, and dark angels on the defensive against the traitor forces. That would have been sick but prolly a fat W for the imperium. One of the primarchs along with sanguinius would have died for sure tho.
I honestly think GW did Bobby G dirty with his later lore and Primaris crap. The guy had a really solid story for a good long time and before he was revived he was a pretty cool primarch. I don't really think it's fair all the flak he gets these days due to only the recent events, but no praise for the lore before the recent stuff.
Nice dude, thank goodness this video was 14 minutes long. Also not any overused smurf jokes, because the real joke of the Ultramarines are that they aren't remarkable at all other then being space marines
Someone once said that the existence of the ultramarines proves that “blue falcons” still exist in m41, (“Blue falcon” is basically military slang for that one assclown in your class who reminds the teacher about homework”)
Waiting on more Ultramarines content. Favorite chapter also do you have a Black Legion video? I just fiished the 2 books (for the 4th time) Talon of Horus/Black Legion great reference points. But i assume you already have and I look forward to that video aswell.
Reboot Glitterman wrote more books and manuals than any other primarch. He has such a high opinion of himself that he probably wrote a manual for breaking wind.
Don't let Imperium secodous distract you from the fact that nerd boy gave up on his father completely because of a space storm and only changed his mind when his brother saw the future that proved him wrong.
I have seen many cases, both official and fan-art, where the Ultramarines' armor was drawn in their namesake color. I guess it just depends on the artist
No, it's not a bad thing. They receive most of the support from GW, and they are the only loyalist chapter that can field a primarch. If anyone gives you shit for playing them just tell them to fuck off.
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If this video does well I'll bust my ass to get out the next Ultramarine videos for you guys
Majorkill what is the music at 11:33? Its nice
ALPHA LEGION VIDEO ASAP! please 😰
Please do thousand sons
Ultramarines are cheaters. They had a headstart over other Legions such as the Alpha Legion
The Boys in Blue got Marines from the Two Lost Legions
@@christiandauz3742could be wrong but I'm pretty sure they were already the biggest
everything is every primarch's fault at the same time except sanginius
Yes
And vulkan too
@@ugs2001 too bad they wrote Vulkan into insanity so now he's been doing something for 10K years but no one knows what other than the Beast Arises novels. Kind of a shitty end. That's why my 2 favorite Primarchs are Eagle Man and Night Haunter because they both foresaw their own deaths and died to prove a point
@@enochianwolf vulkan is in the darkest corner of his planet playing battlemace 4000000
@@enochianwolf Sanguinious didn't die to prove a point lol he fought pretty hard not to die if he could help it. And Curze isn't confirmed dead, no body was ever found it's enough of a gray area there. All 3 of the "dead" primarchs are likely to come back @Majorkill should do a video on that. Emperor summoned Ferrus in the webway and he was always weirder than the usual primarch, Sanguinious can be somewhat found in the vengeful spirit and there's other mysteries such as the Sanguinor and his blood readily available. If Guilliman can be brought back from poisoned death even Horus can make it back somehow lol without a soul tho via Fabius Bile (who also cloned Fulgrim)
Sanguinius, inheritor of the "Everybody Loves me for Good Reasons" Gene from the Emperor.
Facts
And vulkan
Not everyone, I hold no love for a chicken winged emo vampire
He’s like the emperor but more perfect
@@AceSlaanesh "wow... what a badass..." said no one.
5:47 The funny thing about that is it's so true in the current 40k. A lot of the books have Guilliman going "What the heck are you doing? Stop that, it's stupid. Lets do this plan so that way people will still be alive."
*Sad Krieger noises*
Reason Guiliman is so great: Only Primarch who had a decent stepparent, with Tarasha Euten as his stepmom. Hence when chaos marines desecrated her grave just after Guiliman returned, they had the worst time.
You must be the one gal!
@@the-engneer If there is only one.
Impossible! After thousands of years, the only 40K female fan has been truly discovered.
Wait. I'm on the internet. There are no girls!!!
lol zero vids and 35 subscribers
Yep, it's a girl on the internet alright.
@@SophiaAstatine I'm still not entirely convinced. I bet you're a man who thinks he's a woman🧐
random space roman trivia: 13 is the number of the legion Caesar used to march on Rome.
Wasn't it the 11th?
@@raphaelyannipalencia9105 sorry for wikipedia source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar%27s_Civil_War#Chronology
Raphael Palencia Caesar had 4 legions under his command as governor during the Gallic wars I believe. The 13th legion was full of his most veteran troops, and this legion was his favorite by far. It was the most loyal of the 4 legions during all his campaigns.
@@NoahWeaverRacing and the one he used to march on Rome. Guilliman is often accused of trying to building his own empire, it fits with his roman theme
Now there's some dangerous implications.
"Such as their fetish for Rome"
Now now now, let's not be hasty. Lots of perfectly respectable people love Rome.
It's the 41st millennium. People need to get over themselves and not judge people for being Romosexuals.
@@Triumph263 But it goes like this
Ultramarines: Space Romans
Space Wolves: Space Vikings
Black Templars: Space Crusader Knights
White Scars: Space Mongols
Blood Angels: Space Vampires (good ones, not the emo ones lol)
I wish we had a Samurai or a Prussian inspired Space Marine chapter :)
Fatherland Front you summed it up well. But what of other legions? Like Angron is clearly a space Spartacus and his legion a bunch of space gladiators for example
@@thecrimsonfire4921 Spartucus!!? More like an autistic/angry version of Caboose. Dude at least Spartucus had great plans to escape and strike the enemy....Angron got fucking nails in his head the first week he landed on his planet and cried like a bitch 😆
@@americancaesar1830 fucking make one then! Theres plenty of untouched successor chapters and they sound like some fun modeling/painting opportunities. Marines with samurai style face masks would be pretty cool.
Rubmeoff Gullmyman
Robert Baratheon
Gorillaman
Robot
G-Man
BeeGhee
Girlyman
Big G.
Gulliman
Row Row Row your Gulls Man
Gizzle
G
Blue G
The Biggie
Daddy G
Big Blue Man
I had to get creative
@@majorkill May I add: Rowyourboat Gentlydownthestream; Rodent Guillotine, Guiltyman; Rangerover Generalmotors?
You missed Bobby G
Papa Smurf
G-Money
You know. The Blood Ravens? I heard that they once stole the Ultramarine's plot armor cus they're so good at stealing shit. And then the Ultras took it back.
Super underrated comment
Yes. It happened.
Ultramarines: *disgruntled Blueberry noises*
As an unrepentant MajorKill and Ultramarines fan; I have never come so fast to watch a video.
If you know what I mean......
COURAGE AND HONOUR!
Hentai calander
I could always win the battle, but never the war. Could you teach me, cousin?
You handled my favorite chapter with all the care and sensitivity that i have come to expect from you majorkill... thank you
Honestly i didn't care for spacemarines at first cuz they were kinda overdone, and then i learned of the Space Sharks and the Ultramarines are now my second fav, also i adore the Imperial Guard cuz i just feel they're relatable. Guilliman is probably the best primarch tho i like all the loyalists a lot, Guilliman i like cuz unlike how most people are often times in 40k he's extremely rational.
@@nexusthenormie5578 a man of culture I see.
"Rub me off Gul my man" lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Special Bronze There's also Bobby G
😂😂😂😂
I don’t even own anything warhammer, I just love your videos and your throbbing, veiny voice
To be fair, there was no way Guilliman could've known about the extra Galactic rampaging turbo spacebugs.
No but the people who wrote him knew full well.
They had to find some way to make him do something bad without having him do a bad thing.
Was only gonna skim the start of this video because I was expecting smurf jokes the whole time and as soon as you said “I hate smurf jokes” I rejoiced
Welcome to the team
Probably my favorite moment involving Guilliman was on Monarchia before the heresy. Lorgar sucker punches him like a little bitch because he's mad at Big E and Guilliman just goes
"Ya feel better now bro?"
What a fucking Chad.
Wait... The Orks believe that the color blue is the color of luck, and the Ultramarines are 90% blue-- *!* So THAT'S why the Ultramarines are considered Mary Sues! They're just really lucky!
Their plot armour is as good as Deathskulls rerolls to hit, wound, damage and 6+ invulnerable .....
@trumpet of the heretic No, the Thousand Sons are either psykers and therefore probably disrupt the WAAAGH!!! field or are just animated suits of armor and therefore almost definitely exempt. Also, Tzeentch fucks with them for lulz.
@trumpet of the heretic Magnus is red and a psyker, on top of his legion number 7 representing Tzeench. So he blocks out most of the luck he would get from orks, and stuff goes bad *fast*
Conclusion: While they typically don't fall to Chaos, and Robot might be the second-most resistant Primarch to Chaos.....they literally draw plot-armor from the warp through the accidental worship of Xenos that they want to kill.
Makes Perfect Sense.
"just imagine hardcore tentacle hentai monster" but which one? there are so many!
All of them
@@majorkill Dear god.
Also love your vids, keep doing what you do.
Can we just appreciate how good the death of hope trailer is
Michael Collins 7th of March lad not long! :D
Salamanders: We're having a hard time finding these artifacts ever after thousands of years
Ultramarines: We found them, here you go
Calgar: WHAT THE FU......
WHAT?!
When your Primarch's primary ability (of course aside from being a demi-God in power, just less so than his brothers) is to be the most wicked Bureaucrat and State leader, with the ability to learn from mistakes and actively looks for weaknesses in your hierarchy, there's just not a whole lot of deviancies to be had from the gene seed. Maybe some become Librarians, I suppose. Truly a horror and a fate wished upon no one.
Personally I don't find it annoying at all that Roboute Guilliman is the posterboy of WH40k Space Marine factions. Not a chaos bitch in the slightest and still alive. Hell, even lacking the undying devotion to the God Emperor, because it doesn't actually jive with him. He is exactly what the God Emperor wanted of his Primarchs. He didn't want devotion, only loyalty - and Roboute does have loyalty.
Ultramarines are just a desirable faction. Roboute is a cool, manly-man, stoic and hardened man. More human than his brothers as well, as he is clearly capable of affection and love. Less kind than his brother Vulkan, but certainly nicer than many other Primarchs (pre-heresy). Still while on that subject, I would love to see the Salamanders being brought forward some too. I like the idea of Space Marines protecting the weak.
I feel like Vulkan returning would cause the least conflict considering I feel like he and Gulliman would get along quite well, and while i would LOVE to see the Lion return I definitely think he and Gulliman would fight, and Russ would be cool but knowing Russ he would flip his shit upon seeing what the Imperium is now
Fanboys who don't like or hate the Ultramarines are probably roid freaks.
I Cato Sicarius disapprove of being called a smart for I Cato Sicarius who is the most esteemed Cato Sicarius am clearly a better swordsman than anyone not names Cato Sicarius
FUCK YOU CATO SICCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO FUCK YOURSELF
IMPERIAL FISTING BITCH
COME HEEREEEEE
I CAST FIST!
FrostStep1 yer beggin’ for a fistin’ boy
“He declared Jihad against the emperor “ why was this so funny?
"Even when they lose, they still win." - This explains so much about my experience fighting Space MuhREENs.
I think the Ultramarines are what happens with proper parenting something it looks like no other legion can claim.
Blood angels largely did as well
Technically, Dorn had good parenting too...
Im listening to this while editing photos then the scream of waaaaagggghhhhh made me accidentally delete one layer
cntrl z
Calgar : i cast FIST
You mean Imperial Fisting?
@@schnackles6676 yes
I Cato Sicarius can't feel my teeth!
Fisto Roboto
7:49 Don't forget that they needed a massive amount of ships, not to mention the Mechanicus sent Titans, probably entire legios and their Skitarii maniples, so probably another couple million, not to mention the millions of crewmen aboard the ships.
It amazes me that this chapter despite its numerous accomplishments whether through luck or skill. Can still be put down to the bench by the Tau. The Damocles Crusade is definitely a bright blight for them.
Damocles crusade is a half hearted effort by the imperium to bent the Tau, the fact that they can take several planet, exterminatus several, and pretty much wiping out Tau's fleet with such a small effort prove that Imperium is Superior
They only stop and and move somewhere else, simply because they have much bigger enemy to worry about
Alot of forces in Damocles crusade is pulled back to help in Macragge
Does anyone realise that MajorKills treatment of Timmy makes you think that he's a Word Bearer?
Nah I don't molest him
Didn't he just say not Ultra Marine blue
Emperors text to speech, I forget which episode. Remileze from 40k theories, aka random mechanicus guy, aka toaster FU(K€R, "ultra marines may not be ultra marine blue after all, but rather a shade of cobalt blue rendering their entire existence a massive lie."
1) Cyber dongs, 2) cobalt blue
I can still hear the Utramarines Chant music in my head, or am I hearing voices like the Noise Marines?
Ah yes, the 1d4chan method of never saying rubber-bit grillyhams real name.
Takes quite a bit of creativity to pull that off
@@majorkill Nah, his name is obviously Rowboat Girlyman. Not our fault GW can never say it right.
In retrospect, the Emperor should have split leadership across at least 3 primarchs. I'd go with Guilliman, Sanguinius, and probably still Horus (I mean he was good at his job).
4. Vulkan his kindness is also needed I think
The Uriel Ventris novels are still worth reading.
The old Semi professional Majorkill era is still fun to watch
Guiliman is so op, he not only can command and organize the whole army of the empirium at the same time as thinking about a way to say to Yvrain that her Hairstyle is damn weard BUT also at the same time doing his Tax. AND THAT NOT ONLY IN A CODEX COMPLIED WAY BUT ALSO COMPLIED TO THE BOOK OF JUDGEMENT!
Finally a man of culture like myself who likes ultramarines.
Even better than the term can be unironically applied in this instance.
So basically guilliman and his legion are the one kid in class that remind the teacher to hand out the homework and also use their turn signal when pulling into their garage. That’s all you need to know.
They're my favourite chapter, I'm currently building an Ultramarine army for the tabletop. Actually found this channel because of this video.
How old are you may I ask?
I'm not asking your age to give you shit or anything. Seriously & honestly I'm not.
You write like you're probably an adult - and I just really struggle to understand what attracts adults to choosing Ultramarines.
I get it if they've played Ultramarines non-stop since they were a kid...
...but it just seems for an adult who can understand (and is more likely to research) the lore, that they'd be a really uninteresting choice compared to every other chapter...
Is it because you are particularly interested in Roman history?
...I'm only asking so I can understand, no hate here seriously mate
- Although I will disclaimer this by saying that yes, I have given Ultramarines some hate or teasing in my life, but in this case I'm genuinely asking a question because I'm interested in the answer; to hopefully gain a fuller perspective and a better understanding.
Because currently 'I Love Roman History' is the only reason I can comprehend, so feels like I must be missing something...
@@philsayer2447 Well, mid 30s lol. Really the reason I like them is because they're how I got into 40K via the Space Marine game and also the Uriel Ventris novels. And yes, also due to the Roman influence. As for their lore, personally I don't find them boring. I quite like that they don't have weird mutations, century old secret motives and so on.
Plus, their belief that their dedicated following of the Codex is their big strength, is also a big weakness that they can't admit to. It makes for some interesting story moments.
@@philsayer2447 I play Ultramarines because they are the only chapter with a returned primarch. I would love to play Imperial Fists but Dorn is likely never returning (or if he does it will be years upon years from now). I'm just the type of person who wants to play with the baddest tools in the game, and a primarch fits that bill perfectly.
I have also loved Roman history since I was a kid.
@@philsayer2447 if you allow me to comment on this. I am a 40+ guy getting into 40k for the first time.
I wanted space marines because I always like struggling humans (fuck eternal over the top elves and such). then I asked my friend that is introducing me, which are the ones blue and gold (my futbol team colors) and point me to the ultramarines.
as i stated consuming lore, the roman influence hook m up fast (got s SPQR tatoo) and the organization of the legion was the final thing that I needed to decided that I will go with them.
then I learned about guilliman, and the love started to appears... as stated in the video, great figthers win battles, generals wins wars.
As a contrast I find Space wolves the less liked legion. they seems cool for single character things, like games or novels, but as a fighting force, they dont do a lot of sense to me
Well I, Cato Sicarius, find it positively delightful
"But the chaos gods didn't want to get spanked"
Slaanesh: am I a joke to you?
Just found your channel and started binging, great stuff cobba ! hope you do more ultra marines stuff
I will never stop loving majorkill primarch meetings exaggerations this one was great
I wish dorn's angry boys got more love all around
I was seriously hoping for a moment the interview with an Ultramarine would go like this:
MK: “So what is it like being an Ultramarine?”
SM, _in a distinct voice of high pitch_ : “Well you see-“
MK: *”TIMMY!!! WHY THE **_FUCK_** DID YOU INVITE CATO SICARIUS INTO MY HOME!?!?”*
Inherited the magnificent skills of making lists.
The fan film he showed in the video at 9:17 is thisth-cam.com/video/FhULhHCk_D8/w-d-xo.html
Death of Hope, a short fan film
Thank you
Plot armor and steady sales.....I fucking died😂😂
ALL HAIL GUILLIMAN, GREATEST OF THE PRIMARCHS!!!
Majorkill thinks Guilliman is surprisingly cool? My day has been made
By far my favorite channel rn been bingeing your videos for weeks now, thank you for uploading!
“Babe please come back to bed with me, you’ve been doing logistics since I resurrected you”
“Shut the fuck up Yvraine i’m showing these Imperial administrators what real logistical data on an excel spreadsheet looks like”
If they had less attention and other Chapters were given more focus, people wouldn't have gotten sick of Ultramarines
But noooooo. Ultramarines get to have their Primarch back, they get a new Marvel comic centered around Marny, they get to have a video game with one of their own as the main protagonist, they get to have a movie about them, and etc
Guilliman should've been Warmaster. His unrivaled strategic, logistical, and tactical prowess was more fitting for commanding forces on a macro scale. It is true that he wasn't the best single combatant, but that has little to nothing to do with commanding an military. For fuck's sake. Ultramar was a microcosm M of EXACTLY what the Emperor wanted the Imperium of Man to be. That alone made him more qualified for the role then Horus Lupercal daddy's favorite.
"The hability to think rationally makes him the best Primarch to ever had live"
OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHHAHA
Aaah the greatest of them all, the true loyalists, the first among equals
My Glorious Chapter Master!!!, we're succeded in acquiring and planting the Salamanders Artifacts
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?
1:45 Okay, I've seen this picture of the Emperor and Primarchs more than a few times, but this is the first time I've seen a color version and... not sure I like it like this. Did Fulgrim really have Piss-Yellow skin? And when was Leman Russ a Ginger?
I think it was just coloured by a fan (the original artwork was fan made anyway)
The colour's are mostly accurate however Leman is blonde in lore and Fulgrim is not chinese
Tyranids...
As an ultramarines player, the entire decimation of 1st company is shockingly significant. It's super fun to have my friend bring his "nids" with overwhelming odds vs a small contingent of ultramarines.
We often pit only 100 points in marines vs *AT LEAST* 500 points of xenos scum. The fallback and shoot has been perfect for narrative play. No objectives. My objective is simply trying to last 5 turns against more and more scum...
Super fun.
I'm here for the WH lore and a link to your premium IG.
To be fair 1/5th of their forces is a pretty serious loss. That's two decimations...
Make a video about the real wh40k chads - the BLACK TEMPLARS
Virgin space wolves vs. Chad black templars
@@jackhogg634 indeed
I have dug my grave in this place! I will stand triumphant or I will die! No pity! No remorse! NO FEAR!
@@jackhogg634 Wizard Marines Maleovalent vs Virgin Space Wolves vs Brad Salamanders vs Chad Black Templars vs The Thad Lamenters vs The Lad Ultrasmurfs
the FUCK?! lol
Every other Primarch: *I have a kink that somebody hates*
Sanguinius: *my kink is that everybody assumes Im cool even though im just good looking*
Imperium Secundus could also be interpreted to be 'secondary right to rule' or 'secondary command'
Imperium in ancient Rome was literally the right to issue orders/commands to citizens.
Not that I think GW meant it to be used like that, I just find it interesting.
btw: I have seen the term papa smurf being used more and more in a manner like the term 'big bang theory' which was originally used to mock the theory we now call by that same term. (schroedinger's cat is another example, it was originally used to disprove/mock quantum superposition)
Wouldn't be surprised if a lot of that plot armor is due to the orks idea of the color blue being lucky.
The funny thing is
Number 13 is usually considered as Unlucky Number
Yet The Ultramarines is one of the most Luckiest Chapter/Legion
Well the orks believe that Blue is a lucky color, so the orks believe that the Ultramarines must be the luckiest space marines.
That picture of happy Titus made my day !
Everytime i heard RG name
Carolus Rex always playing on my Head
That’s actually pretty accurate considering that the Caroleans were Blue.
while they aren't my favorite chapter of Space Marines, there are some characters from the chapter I do enjoy like for instance, Ortan Cassius
They're not smurfs, they're anthropomorphic blueberries that beat the shit out of daemons. Fucking badass.
Too big of an ego
Gotta say for a man who had half his face bashed off G man doesn’t look half bad these days
Can't walk for part two bro. Great video 👍
The way he says guys and gals still sounds like he's swearing.
I like how in tts that there primarch has massive depression, becouse they win all the time so he trys to make them lose but they still win.
7:25 god damnit, this is the second time I've gotten jump scared by you yelling WHA.
Robot Gorillaman sounds like the most capable primarch ngl
TIL it takes a foul mouthed Australian to make me enjoy the Ultrasmurfs
yeah 1/5 of army....hmm very low casualty.
Ultramarines explained by the most badass Warhammer 40k Lore TH-camr ever! ;)
Honestly guilliman and the lion had reached Terra with sanguinius the emperor might not have been put on the Golden throne. Imagine a heresy seige of Terra with the imperial fists, ultramarine, blood angels, and dark angels on the defensive against the traitor forces. That would have been sick but prolly a fat W for the imperium. One of the primarchs along with sanguinius would have died for sure tho.
as a Raven guard i am sad. but we will rise!!..... i Hope
I honestly think GW did Bobby G dirty with his later lore and Primaris crap. The guy had a really solid story for a good long time and before he was revived he was a pretty cool primarch. I don't really think it's fair all the flak he gets these days due to only the recent events, but no praise for the lore before the recent stuff.
“What’s it like being an Ultramarine?”
“It’s pretty great.”
“That’s what I thought.”
😂
Nice dude, thank goodness this video was 14 minutes long. Also not any overused smurf jokes, because the real joke of the Ultramarines are that they aren't remarkable at all other then being space marines
they are remarkable in their utter unremarkability
i had to prepare myself for this
Someone once said that the existence of the ultramarines proves that “blue falcons” still exist in m41,
(“Blue falcon” is basically military slang for that one assclown in your class who reminds the teacher about homework”)
Now I’ve imagined a catheter the size of a forearm.
“Not completely fucked in the head” that is a pretty admirable quality
Waiting on more Ultramarines content. Favorite chapter also do you have a Black Legion video? I just fiished the 2 books (for the 4th time) Talon of Horus/Black Legion great reference points. But i assume you already have and I look forward to that video aswell.
Guilliman is Flavius Aetius if he served a competent emperor.
you are doing good work man!
Major Talent bud. Well done.
Reboot Glitterman wrote more books and manuals than any other primarch. He has such a high opinion of himself that he probably wrote a manual for breaking wind.
Don't let Imperium secodous distract you from the fact that nerd boy gave up on his father completely because of a space storm and only changed his mind when his brother saw the future that proved him wrong.
Someday we will have a Papa Smurf (Calgar) Vid somewhere down the line
When Ultramarines aren’t ultramarine:
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Okay so basically the ultramarines are that one kid in the class that reminds the teacher that they forgot to assign the homework.
I have seen many cases, both official and fan-art, where the Ultramarines' armor was drawn in their namesake color. I guess it just depends on the artist
Is the Ultramarines being popular really that bad of a thing? I was actually thinking about picking some up.
No, it's not a bad thing. They receive most of the support from GW, and they are the only loyalist chapter that can field a primarch. If anyone gives you shit for playing them just tell them to fuck off.