@@Alusnovalotus Indeed. Demons are NOT daemonic, originally. Papal Bull ...? Would it not make most sense to at least have masses at sea beLIEve guardian angels & jin are simply demons time? All ways hedging just in case. Fooling I$ MÎ$ ® U£ Ï N G Don't know much about history Dont know much biology Dont know nothing about nobody important. PERFECT. Entry level mis- management sound appealing? Salary? Mostly commission and other intangibles as far up as you may imagine... Caution HABIT FORMING. May include S . A. D and OTHER causes of premature morbidity and abbreviated longevity are NOT UN =★= COMMON.‡ 💯 safe. 💯 effective. _____ ‡ Final approval pending further studies. Ongoing, insufficient, and potentially UN 💲 eamly. Ask our trained professionals today. Anytime. First 2 weeks free of obligations. OR ELSE. $ 🎉😶🌫️🕳️💩 √🏴☠️ 🎉$
@@sandesh1036 I don't think they actually did. The girls are super tiny already, around the low 160cm's. And a quick search on the guy says he's 172cm. Comparing at 1:28 if cena is 185cm I'd say there was no boost. From personal experience, I'm 182cm and a mate of mine is 193cm, the height difference between cena and that guy is similar to me and my mate.
@@sandesh1036 He's 6'1ish because him and CM Punk look about the same height but next to a wrestler like Chris Jericho(6ft) he looks way taller but I think the original post meant torso width and arm width
I knew someone who met Hulk Hogan in his prime. If you think Cena is big, imagine standing next to a 6'7 to 6'9 dude thats also roided body builder. You gotta be in person to really realize how massive these dudes are lol.
This rehearsal between Amy Poehler and Tina Fey in preparation for the drug dealer scene is phenomenal.. Too bad they never showed the drug dealer though 🤒
He's a salesman, he's not actually annoyed just trying to upsell. It's a common tactic to just say "You just want that? I got this stuff you might like let me explain it.".
@@randolphsavage9760 Yep, thats how being a salesman works. The "customer is always right" just means you sell them what they ask for instead of trying to sell them a different version of a product. Of course that doesn't mean you don't want to upsell them on other stuff while you are at it.
You've got to look like another partygoer, not a dealer. Otherwise it becomes suspicious how you just came and went with a bag, gotta leave with the others.
i recall hearing that the statue and name Pazuzu that they used in that movie is actually a nice god or creature or whatever you want to call it. that it's so ugly and evil looking is supposed to be some kind of message about not judging a book by its cover.
@@mickynick9888 I was friends with one that was a manager at Sonic and he'd have the car hops deliver the stuff out to the cars lol dude was also an awesome chef made some sick chicken wraps.
John Cena is a WWE Wrestle, and his famous taunt while going against opponents is waving his hand in front of his face with the catchphrase "U Can't See Me".
“Did I say crack? Cause I got some more of that too.” 😂 As funny as this movie was, this scene stole it for me. Hilarious If you haven’t already, I highly recommend “Blockers” John Cena is the best in that
This guy can act.. yall can say hes not, that hes just playing John Cena.. but that just proves the point.. after all, John Cena is a character, that he developed over time, and now hes the embodiment. Basically he has two lives, one where he can be chilling with his friends and family, cracking jokes that not everyone would get/or like. And the second life is his John Cena (kayfabe is still a thing) where its thug life, give shit but don't take it. And etc..
Respect for John for memorizing all of that, people don't usually say it but he is a good actor, a quality every wrestler needs.
He looks like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg
Yes, but it wasn't a one-take. There were multiple cuts in the scene so he said it in segments probably
Really not that hard, lol.
Why is Pazuzu invisible?
Who says he's a bad actor? He's great in the roles he picks and I think everyone agrees about that
“Y’all mind if I hang out for a bit?”… This is extremely accurate
Right?😂 fkin drugdealers
"ay bro you gotta stay at least 20 minutes so my parents dont know" BRUH GIMME MY DRUGS!
@@andre.hewitt4699 i feel like i know you...
@@lilnacho3222 if you happen to be near wisconsin then probably
Show the plug sum luv
Why do people say John Cena can't act i love his acting
I've really only seen him act in trainwreck he usually just plays himself in his roles
Whoever says he can't act hasn't seen his promos in WWE.
Zion James haters will hate.
🤗😊🤗
Jack Johnson ok dude that joke is overused af it stopped being funny months ago
WHENUNUTAND SHEKEEPSUCKIN Years ago
"Y'all gonna buy some cloud 10."
When the drug dealer is so legit that HE tells YOU what drugs you're going to buy.
not gonna tell a dude like this no😂
That’s how doctors roll
fr bro's 6'1 240 lean lmao @@michaelserino3427
The way John Leguizamo says “Pazuzu” is what makes the scene for me 😂
If memory serves me, Pazuzu was the demon that possessed Regan in the Exorcist 😄
@@Ideo7Z It is!! I knew I heard that name before.
@@nunabisness7191 There was a psycho with that name some years ago, murdered a bunch of people in his shithole house.
@@Ideo7Z he actually wasn’t a demon but a guardian (spirit/deity). Exorcist did him dirty and made him a demon. Typical Catholics.
@@Alusnovalotus
Indeed.
Demons are NOT daemonic, originally. Papal Bull ...?
Would it not make most sense to at least have masses at sea beLIEve guardian angels & jin are simply demons time?
All ways hedging just in case.
Fooling
I$
MÎ$ ® U£ Ï N G
Don't know much about history
Dont know much biology
Dont know nothing about nobody important.
PERFECT.
Entry level mis- management sound appealing?
Salary?
Mostly commission and other intangibles as far up as you may imagine...
Caution HABIT FORMING. May include S . A. D and OTHER causes of premature morbidity and abbreviated longevity are
NOT UN =★= COMMON.‡
💯 safe.
💯 effective.
_____
‡ Final approval pending further studies. Ongoing, insufficient, and potentially
UN 💲 eamly.
Ask our trained professionals today.
Anytime.
First 2 weeks free of obligations.
OR ELSE.
$ 🎉😶🌫️🕳️💩 √🏴☠️ 🎉$
You don’t realise how big Cena is until you put him with normal people
I think they gave him a little boost. He's 1.84 he looks at least 1.9 here.
@@sandesh1036 I don't think they actually did. The girls are super tiny already, around the low 160cm's. And a quick search on the guy says he's 172cm. Comparing at 1:28 if cena is 185cm I'd say there was no boost. From personal experience, I'm 182cm and a mate of mine is 193cm, the height difference between cena and that guy is similar to me and my mate.
@@sandesh1036 He's 6'1ish because him and CM Punk look about the same height but next to a wrestler like Chris Jericho(6ft) he looks way taller but I think the original post meant torso width and arm width
I knew someone who met Hulk Hogan in his prime. If you think Cena is big, imagine standing next to a 6'7 to 6'9 dude thats also roided body builder. You gotta be in person to really realize how massive these dudes are lol.
@@deaddead3699 Rey is around 5ft 2
Until watching this wwe had me convinced that John cena was a normal sized guy
His jorts make him look 5 inches shorter
Richard Ramos so true lmao
It's relative. In the WWE he's surrounded by equal peers.
Ricky Sandoval he’s just 6ft tall
He’s only 6ft
he's sounds like a bigger Eminem
athlete 69 that is hilariously true
athlete 69 he sounds like Blake Griffin
Also looks like a bigger Eminem.
he looks like a bigger eminem, and tatted
matt damon on uber-roids
I woulda copped the flint stone gummies 😋
hi
He would prolly scam you🚫🧢
(And might be laced)
Daring aren't we
Dont over do it on them too much vitamin d is bad for the liver
@@inutero10 ok fine dad
My brain deciding on each drug while he’s listing them off: “yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, maybe, definitely, no, I’d try that once”.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
I probably wouldn't have listened to it all when he said ketamine first, instant yes
is the "definitely" the one that makes you violently masturbate? Cause for me, I'd try that once.
Sameeee Melissa sameeeee
What about them flintstone gummies?
ill take the Flintstone gummies please....
Itsa Frap Save some for me brah
Itsa Frap my brother ate a whole thing of Flintstone gummies and shat everywhere in his room when he was 4 there was shit on the walls lmal
Itsa Frap deadass though lmao 😂
SMI1EFAC3GAMING poor kid
3
"Did I mention crack? Cause I got more of that too" LOL
Say crack again...?
@@Sun.Shine- "crack."
@@336rohandsouza6 😂😂😂
BROMO DRAGONFLY IM DEAD
Bro lemme smoke some with youu jpjp I ain't no drug addict
"I got Mollie I got her sister Sandra" 😭😂😭
"I got big frank"
0:49
i assume he means sassafras? mda? idk if thats sandra tho...
@@microplasticsinurblud Love me some Sassy. Haven't partied with her since spring 2016. Good times
@@sneed3613 how’d it compare to mdma
I died laughing when he said he had Flinstone gummies. 😂😂😂
those are so hard to find!
@@kyleellis1825right
The gummies are (at least in my town.) Only one grocery store I know of has them and it's on the other side of town.@@PhenomenalApex
This rehearsal between Amy Poehler and Tina Fey in preparation for the drug dealer scene is phenomenal.. Too bad they never showed the drug dealer though 🤒
I know, it’s unfortunate cause I heard that John cena was supposed to play the role of a drug dealer, he would’ve killed it!
@@WyWid absolutely, it’s a shame since it all happened so fast
YOU CANT SEE ME
@jygb7092 Gotem
If bro really was a drug dealer he’d have double his current following sad how the world works
So he's annoyed he came all this way just to sell them weed, but not annoyed to sell them flintstone gummies, ibuprofen, and aspirin?
Right? Lmao
Correction.....Dirt Weed.
The man gotta sell SOMETHING!
He's a salesman, he's not actually annoyed just trying to upsell. It's a common tactic to just say "You just want that? I got this stuff you might like let me explain it.".
@@randolphsavage9760 Yep, thats how being a salesman works. The "customer is always right" just means you sell them what they ask for instead of trying to sell them a different version of a product. Of course that doesn't mean you don't want to upsell them on other stuff while you are at it.
"i got Flintstones gummies if you want em"
Dankey Kang lol
I remember when I toke those they made me sleep walk
@@rickygunning9540 You wild man. You wild wild _beast_.
myb he sellin pounds of em
Flintstones gummies r real lol
Cena’s life if he took the Dr. Thuganomics gimmick too far
In all seriousness
I can actually see cena doing that as a career if WWE didn't worked out. (No pun intended on seeing)
Lol
I like how he starts with Ketamine and Meth and ends with Flintstone gummies 😂
Gotta have some nutrition too.
"i got Flintstone gummies if you want" got me dead 😂
Flintstone gummies 😂😂
My guy said "Mind if I hangout?" Thats that entrepreneurial spirit 😂😂
Ohmygod this comment 🤣🤣🤣
Stupid way to make more cash
You've got to look like another partygoer, not a dealer. Otherwise it becomes suspicious how you just came and went with a bag, gotta leave with the others.
Cena should quit wrestling and do more comedies full time.
He has! Watch blockers
He's not even a drug dealer, he's a freaking doctor lmao
Lmao “Pazuzu” is the demon in The Exorcist
i recall hearing that the statue and name Pazuzu that they used in that movie is actually a nice god or creature or whatever you want to call it. that it's so ugly and evil looking is supposed to be some kind of message about not judging a book by its cover.
it was used in futurama as well as the old mans guardian thing
He was a serial killer
That’s probably why he has that neck tat
Really I thought it was zozo?
"Is hazelnut in that"😆😅😂...gets me everytime
" Pazuzu sure it is" I can't dying
Named after that devil worship that had bodies in the back of his house pazuzu I kept wondering where I heard that name look up the real pazuzu
This man is a true professional at his job
Right I need to find a drug dealer like this
@@mickynick9888 I was friends with one that was a manager at Sonic and he'd have the car hops deliver the stuff out to the cars lol dude was also an awesome chef made some sick chicken wraps.
"I got molly, i got her sister sandra" im dead 😂
" I Got that Morphine from China that they took off the market " Lmaooo
Let me stop you right there....you had me at Flintstone gummies
Who were Amy Poehler and Tina Fey talking to? I didn't see anyone.
Christian Warner Dude what is this huge joke about this guy being a ghost, or dead? Idek who he is does he play for the NFL? I'm so lost help
John Cena is a WWE Wrestle, and his famous taunt while going against opponents is waving his hand in front of his face with the catchphrase "U Can't See Me".
Christian Warner Aha... Makes sense, and thank you!
Christian Warner hahaha
Christian Warner *Wrestler
I feel like he took the definition of drug dealer to another level
Bro named more drugs then I ever heard of I'm dead 💀💀💀😂😂😂
This guy not a dealer, he is mobile chemist
Pazuzu was a real guy that Vice did a documentary on. Scary dude
That's crazy I remember this scene but not forgot his name, being a hellblazer of sorts I know that pazuzu is the name of a demon.
Yup. This is the reason I clicked on the video. I lived in the county and city where he lived and committed the crimes. Clemons, Winston-Salem, N.C.
Pazuzu was a demon that protected his people from other demons
@@jrobbin24 well that definitely wasn’t the case in the exorcist movie 😂
Facts
“Are there hazelnuts in that?” I love Amy Poeheler. 😂
Cena the real MVP for remembering all these drugs
Bro is not a drug dealer, he is an unlicensed pharmacist
I love Dexter and the fact that ketamine is his first drug of choice is hilarious
Who TF were they talking to?!
Gav Truth smh
Gav Truth where's John cena? i can't see him
not again... just get over that joke already
@Gav Truth whooooosh
Letucces Satan all right you got a point
This is like a very dark version of the Bubba "Shrimp" speech from "Forrest Gump."
"Once you're locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can"
That floating tank top got hella drugs
1:10 I Got Flintstone Gummies If You Want 😂
Imagine John Cena returns to the WWE with tattoos, that would be another amazing heel Thuganomics.😂😂😂
This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all times
“Y’all gon buy some cloud 10”
Lmao umm ok yes sir
John saying naming the drugs is too funny😂😂😂😂😂😂
...Out of sheer curiosty and boredom I found out...Bromo Dragonfly, is actually a legit drug.
Omg i think they named him that becauase of the Pazuzu Algarad case. I swear.
Aries Marie yeah the tattoos are similar too
Yup thats him crazy they added this lunatic to the movie people loved ones were taken at the hands of this monster
Idiots, pazuzu was a demon and a name used a long time before that goofy serial killer.
That's how l found this
I thought I was the only one who thought of this
I must say I like how organized everything is. 🤔😂
Pazuzu is the demons name from the exorcist
Yep. It's named on purpose. ☺
Is it Pazuzu or Bazuzu?
@@ironw6806 its pazuzu.
This character deserves his own movie
The Flint Stones Gummies caught me off guard 🤣
Man named every type of drug except for weed lmao
Tina fey looks hot asf in this movie
Buss A Nut she always looks hot
She always looks hot. Real MILF material.
Wifey material
Just imagine getting pulled over with all that 😂😂😂
Those coppers would get an attitude adjustment
He'll be fine cuz he got flintstone gummies as backup
To the day the best acting gig I ever saw from him...and I can't even see him.
Never in this Earth would I even THINK that John Cena would play a parody to Pazuzu 😂😂😂😂
he actually dressed the part of pazuzu. most likely he knows and the director was probaly clueless
Who are these girls talkin to???
I don't see anyone
I like this one
Bro the whole pharmacy 🤣🤣🤣
Took me 30 seconds to realise it’s BING CHILING
" I got birth control,plan B, Flintstones vitamins" 🤪😜 "your getting some of the cloud 10" lmao
This is the kind of comedic Cena I like. Monotoned. This is arguably the funniest character he's ever played
0:09 Cena looks a bit like Thanos
This is probably the funniest acting John’s done
”I got some flintstone gummies if you want”😂😂😂😂😂😂
He that one friend who bring the good stuff for the party
“I got a sister Sandra” lmao
When it comes to comedy John cena nails it😂😂
0:50
"I got Molly
I got her sister Sandra
I got big Frank
I got birth control
I got Plan B"
Idk how some people can say John C can’t act, dude is funny and his delivery is on point😂
He’s acted all his life wrestling is also acting those wrestling fans who think wwe is real hate the fact that he’s a global megastar in hollywood
I love how he has BROMO DRAGONFLY like that is an insane drug to even have much less sell at a party.
I think they were hallucinating. I didn’t see any dealer.
I'm very surprised that it's been years since this movie came out and people still don't know that Pazuzu Algarad was actually a real dude.
A very disturbing person
“Did I say crack? Cause I got some more of that too.”
😂
As funny as this movie was, this scene stole it for me. Hilarious
If you haven’t already, I highly recommend “Blockers”
John Cena is the best in that
"MmmHmm you said crack already" ~ Leguizamo 😂
The bag is a good actor. The way he talked and opened itself up is peak acting! I don't know why they were ignoring him however.
john eyeing that cloud 10 XD
homie coulda just put his menu on his snap story for the feds
Flint stone gummies lmao
This sense never gets old 😂🤣
When I first saw him I spit my drink out and up my nose same time lol I was laughing but theater thought I was dying lol
John Cena with Tattoos is awesome
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler in the same room, amazed that their collective brilliance and talent doesn't torch the place.
Bru John cena selling drugs in a movie is comedy gold 😂😂😂😂
I got prenatals.. i got flinstone vitamins if u want
This guy can act.. yall can say hes not, that hes just playing John Cena.. but that just proves the point.. after all, John Cena is a character, that he developed over time, and now hes the embodiment. Basically he has two lives, one where he can be chilling with his friends and family, cracking jokes that not everyone would get/or like. And the second life is his John Cena (kayfabe is still a thing) where its thug life, give shit but don't take it. And etc..
John cena is 6 ft 1 . They definitely have him standing on soMething .. 😂
He said everything in the World, BUT weed... 😂😅 I love it! Every plug needs him asa connect! 😂😅❤
Didn’t mention xans either lol
For some reason, I feel like he definitely improvised in this scene with the drug names! 😂😂😂
Nope. All real names.
WTF. Do you live under a rock. Those are all real drugs 😂
I love how he has every drug literally ibuprofen & all but weed because weed shouldn’t be considered one 😂😂
Pazuzu, I'll take a little bit of everything 😭😂😂😂
Flintstone gummies huh... now you got my interest
" I got birth control. I got plan B"🤣🤣🤣
The gorilla part got me dead
He did not stop listing 😂
Just hearing him name every drug he has, makes me laugh all day
70% Molly, 20% Adderall, 10% Fun.
If only every plug had this kind of acumen