The Russian I Had to Use Google Translate For | Dating with Damon
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.พ. 2020
- ig @damondominique
Y'all really underestimate my diplomatic efforts sometimes. I was really over here trying to improve US-Russia relations through 2020 Google Translate technology. If there's some meddling in the 2020 election, don't come cryin' to me.
my french course: courses.damondominique.com
#DamonDominique #DatingWithDamon #Storytime - ตลก
this musical intro is the best intro of all time and who disagree can go straight to hell and send satan a hello for me
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Excellently put and I agree lol*
Yep
Sí
Da
"It's good"
"WOW WHAT A CONVERSATIONALIST"
i can't stop laughing omg
The fact that I got this Italian guy hooked from my two weeks of duolingo Italian is honestly my biggest life achievement
^^
Life goals😂
Wait.. what feature is this of Duolingo I haven't heard about
Sis what 😹 we need details
No fucks were given - Ему было пофиг.
Good one! Another slightly less colloquial option: Ему было плевать.
слишком мягко. так-то скорее «ваще поебать»
@@user-jc7hl8im4d о боже, обсуждение тонкостей перевода английского мата на русский - это настолько прекрасно, что я не могу передать словами! Лучшая ветка комментариев эва! :D
@@user-jc7hl8im4d насчет жесткости - у них все-таки fuck хоть и не kid friendly, но гораздо больше интегрирован в повседневный язык, чем наши матерные аналоги. Думаю, что "ваще поебать" должно как-то помощнее переводиться, чем просто no fucks were given :D
@@marinak5112 пожалуй лучше сойтись на том, что зависит от контекста!
“Not angry❤️” killed me
they get an immediate response if their english is this cute
he rlly said "no❤"
same! hahaha
5:17 Damon said " lemme switch up the languages rEALLL QUIICKK" YAAASSSS THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO SEE!!!! WE LOVE A POLYGLOT MAN
Damon's dating life is as stable as his office table throughout the video😅
Damn sis this is a movie, an Oscar winner. I've never been this focus in my entire life
Hưng Thành omg same 👌😩
me too hahah! literally everything he says I'm interested in.
*me singing off-key in my room:* his name is damon and he's dATIng ARound
Imma make that my ringtone
Damon the theme song honestly claPs
@M her name is quenlin blackwell lmao
Clap?
slaps bby girl, no one says claps
Claps... ?
LMFAO
Check back tomorrow for another episode of DATING WITH DAMON: Brazil edition! ❤️❤️❤️ Valentine’s Day special y’all.
Ily
Damon you are treating us so good 💔 love you!!
you're cute and nice and awesome in fifty ways. the last reason to try to date you is because of your instagram followers.
Yess Damon. 👏🏿 I’m 👏🏿 here 👏🏿 for 👏🏿 all 👏🏿 the 👏🏿 tea☕️
Sounds like tea from todays valentine's Day lol
“When you’re verified you can accept or deny” WOW CHILE anyone can do that
I cant lol
Meg not if you have a public account
Im screaming
the cinematic framing of your stories. i feel like i'm watching a movie when you tell a story
Damon's confidence is actually so impressive like damn that's how I'm trynna be in the club.
Plot twist: Damon made this video to remind us he speaks many languages
I would too if a could lol
I ain't mad at all! More! More!
I say “NEXT!”
The language barrier and the distance make it difficult enough to navigate through this situation. His hot-and-cold, back-pause-and-forth game sounds exhausting.
We need more videos of you learning russian..It’s so entertaining to me as a russian to watch this 😂
а фамилия-то украинская!
AHAHA SAME!!
As a Russian- English translator, I hate that Google Translate did such a good job, it's not supposed to work so well without context damn
🤣🤣
no other youtube makes me laugh so hard. i have the biggest friend crush on damon and i'm jealous of every friend damon has. i better see you in nyc one day i would cry tears of happiness.
THIS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE TOO! They'll just be so uninterested and boring in person but they'll hit you up so many times without anything real to say to you. So confusing!
Jennifer Bernert yeahhhh nobody got time for that ... NEXT
Lol. They were basically allowing you to jump on them by demonstrating their interest. (Not recommended obviously.)
Just had 5 hours of organic chemistry, i need this
chemistry is something else man i feel you
I have a love hate relationship with organic chemistry 😪
@@jeanniewu3656 yeah i can't hate it, i study pharmacy
@@DailyDoseOfAgua don't get me wrong, i love it until i don't understand it, then i hate
Lol
You coming up to him with all these languages was sexy to me lol like you’re trying to make it happen. I like the determination. 😉😁
being a russian speaker, this was the most amazing thing i’ve ever. i love damon’s enthusiasm, his videos never fail to make me smile!!
PLEASE! never end the #DatingWithDamon series. This is the best thing since baguettes 🥖
I’m Russian and not everybody like that dude. Some of them are really communicative, it depends on a person more, than on the Russian culture
I’m from Ukraine but mentality is quite the same. So i must say that people are just scared so that’s why they act cold.
I went to the US to work and a random woman came up to me on the street to ask where can she get a dress for her daughter and all i could think about is ‘does she want to steal from me ?’
It was long time ago, i try to be more open and friendly but yeah, a lot of people are cold because they’re scared of something
that’s so sarcastic hahahah
* Damon furiously stalks man on Instagram and contemplates everything
Damon a minute later: I’m over him
^^
This is just a way Russians perform.. I bet he was interested from beginning but as been said there are reasons gay Russian people are feeling insecure in public plus its totally Russian thing to be really cold from beginning, we just need some time to open our deep souls..))
not true. I am Russian too and I lived their most of my life.
I live in Berlin for 11 years now and I have never been like that.
When a human is interested in you - show that you're at least interested to know why.
Don't be an asshole and treat people like shit.
It's really not a big deal to be kind and friendly. Like wtf dudes
Вообще в шоке что все русские под видео такое пишут.
Вам нужен всем европейский фейс контроль.
Пора уже проснуться ребята. Если вы людям улыбнётесь то вам улыбнуться назад и так везде в Европе.
Русским просто пора уже вытянуть палку из попы и вести себя нормально хахаха
Что блять с вам.
Потом мне надо на трёх языках рассказывать что в России всё плохо и люди всё ещё в прошедшем веке живут и себя точно так и ведут.
Ну правда... 😅
Человек пишет искренне, мне кажется, что стараться на каждом ресурсе показать Россию с "лучшей" стороны - глупо, очевидно и немного по-советски. Лично я полностью разделяю стереотип о том, что русские поначалу более замкнутые, а потом вываливают на тебя всю подноготную, и сама ему соответствую. Только работа в торговле в студенческие годы меня немного научила small talk или как это по-русски.
Theodor Robinson living in berlin has likely influences you
@@eveslover8817 thanks for your comment, but I think that that is pretty obvious.
But again..this only improved some things.
I grew up in a family where it was important to talk about everything and friends of our family were the same.
There were no "children sit at their table" stuff.
I guess there is a difference between family's who enjoy culture and Art and small talks and there are family's where you need to learn basic human social skills by yourself/on your own.
Seems pretty sad to me
blinowski I’m not from Russia but it is kind of sad to see Russians always said to be cold and distant when it’s not true to most people. Social attitude is different everywhere when flirting but a person is an individual, not a stereotype:(
I'm russian and I agree that our language is complicated🙃
but I have to admit that Damon's pronunciation is actually pretty good😎
welp-
he tries, that's what matters))
is it though :D
When I lived in Russia I noticed how grumpy everybody looks all the time. My friend told me that they typically think that it's annoying how happy and friendly and FAKE we are all the time. Basically, it's "give me a reason to smile and be friendly" vs "give me a reason not to". And of course it's understood that not everyone is like that, it's just an overall impression one can get. 😊
You're seriously great at storytelling 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Gosh, I love this series. It feels like we're all Damon's friends having a wine or coffee date with him, chatting about the shenanigans he's been up to. I LOVE it.
Edit: also the theme song SLAPS
Same! ^^
Give us some vlogs of life in Paris plssss Damon. Like show us around in a lil day in the life .
Damon's confidence speaking: I hit him with the 4 glances
I’m russian, and I act exactly like this russian dude hahaha it’s so common in russia, we have emotions but good at hiding them, sometimes we legitimately don’t care
You are all cold like the the weather in your frigid country.
I'm kidding I'd love to visit Russia fellow slav here
HAHAHA omg I totally get what you’re saying, especially with that part of this guy being completely unimpressed when you told him you’re learning russian.
I’m mexican and I also started learning russian a couple of years ago because of the same reasons as you. I just thought they’re super mysterious and interesting and wanted to know the language so I could understand what their deal is all about hahah
Anyways. If I can sum up what I’ve learnt about Russians is this: they seem mysterious because they ARE mysterious. They won’t trust you easily, so they’ll keep a distance at first while they overly analyse you and wait to be somewhat nicer to you (while still keeping a distance) until they finally decide you’re someone they like. However, once they decide they like you, they’ll be super generous and will try to help you with anything while also giving you a lot of gifts. This and an ocassional laughter is the only way you can tell that they actually like you
These things ) are indeed a way of adding a smiley face without being overly excited about something. It’s just like a way to make their message seem friendlier and nicer. The amount of )s are proportional to their mood))))))
As I said, I also found it super weird and kinda disappointing that absolutely no one would ever be flattered/ impressed when I told them I’m learning their language. It is literally the only culture I’ve seen that reacts like this with that. Still, my guess is that they actually like it but they won’t show it to you because of what I just explained before of them being mysterious people and suspicious about you at first.
I still don’t really get what their deal is about with flirting/dating and being extremely detached though, so I can’t really give you an insight on that lol
(To any Russian reading this: I know that of course not EVERYONE is like this. I’m just telling my general view on the experiences I’ve had)
This video was very very entertaining for me as for a native Russian speaker 🌝
Well done, Damon! I'm genuinely impressed!
I have replayed "How'd you get that tan up in Russia" dying too many times rn
wait wait wait. when you did that “holding your phone up for google translate” little segment, i literally almost spit out my metamucil.😂😂😗💦
You are actually one of my absolute favorites to watch. My whole being lights up when I see a video of yours has been uploaded. You’re a god damn gem of a human being!
we need more of these !!! i literally felt like i was sitting down and listening to a friend 🥰
I wish my German was as good as your Russian is only after 5 classes
I swear the song is so catchy!!!!! The deep dive on his instagram is so relatable! Best of luck Damon💕Would love to meet you next month in Paris🤞
You are a great storyteller, it's a gift. I am entertained the whole way.
can you please start a podcast, I could literally listen to you ALL DAY
OMG! I've been watching you and Jo for a while and you've been the reason I've started to learn more languages and here's the vid where you learning mine .. Definitely not expected that! You're pretty good at it!
These are my favorite videos! Your stories are the best to listen to !! 😂❤️
I always harmonize with you intro. What a bop and what a great video!! ❤️
Amo o Damon, suas edições e suas histórias aaaaaaaaaa perfeito
literally ran to my laptop when i got the notification aaah hello from russiaaaa
upd: ok im a straight girl in rus and i can confirm that russian dudes are just ~liKe ThAt~
Darina A facts I’m russian dude for you
even straight dudes are like that! Like the whole universe is spinning around them...
I love this series more than anything ❤️ Damon you’re a shining star on youtube
Aww I loved watching this on Valentines Day...such a treat! More per favore! 🧸💕
I just fucking love that I found a nice channel that also updates omggggg
editing is on point!!!!!!!
Everytime i hear the song of the intro I catch myself singing along... and i gotta press the thumbs up, this intro is a treasure
This whole video is such a mood omg
I love your stories so much!
your edits are golddd
Okay but the intro song IS EVERYTHING👏💋
Probably irrelevant, but tanning salons are pretty popular in Russia 🤷♂️
i KNEW that tan didn’t look native
The intro is honestly my favorite thing in the universe
Exactly what I needed after my boss decided to ruin my Friday, chyeahhh
Ok I can relate!! I got myself into a weird three-way relationship with a German and a Russian 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ no communication, hot and cold, passive-aggressive realness (im brazilian so 🕵🏻♀️)
These videos make my day.❤
the editing quality is just.... where are his oscars??
Best valentines day always are warching Damon’s video!
I love this channel! Damon you are so original
The theme song is honestly the best hype so because I got so excited for the video😩😩
damon you are too much 😭 loved this whole thing
Damon said at the end " SELF - WORTH" and that's on periodt
The intro girl.....so much thought on it. 👏👏👏👏
You just made my day. Looovd watching your videos.
That definitely happened so many times I can't even explain the details ! You are so brave to keep on going because that turns me off and makes me think there is something wrong with me :P
You are so entertaining ,i love it
Damon? On Valentine’s Day? Yes ma’am here we are
This channel makes me so happy
Your sound effects and reactions are everything
Your videos are so great!
Exactly what i need while waiting for academy results
Damon this is FANTASTIC!!!!!
Damon, dear I don't know if it's the lighting or you have eyeshadow on, but whatever it is keep doing it. It is making your eyes POP boi!!!
These videos are sooo good and funny! xx
I live for Damon/s editing
Damon you're an icon never stop making content
I love your videos as a background for doing chores or whatever
I randomly found one of your vid teaching French, now I'm hooooooked
The intro is my favorite song at the moment
I just paid for French lessons after being inspired by you and Jo so much! Can't wait to embarrass myself in Paris :')
I loved the intro!!!
You are seriously the only youtuber I even watch anymore
You google translated for 7 hours??!!! The effort WoW
Hours? Ha! I used to Google Translate for months when I barely spoke French!
I'm such a fan of this dude!
This visual storytelling deserves all the accolades in the world.
I'm actually really enjoying this dating Damon series!
👍👍👍👍 You always make my day whenever I watch your videos lol love to watch you sharing all those juicy dating stories 😂🤣
THE INTRO. love it
omg this is so hilarious :) loved the intro!
i believe this is the best youtube video i've ever watched
Your videos are incredible I’ve binged and every one has me laughing
I lived for another episode 😍