Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 1k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🌻
@@elk1827 The joke is that when guys sit down at an angle you crush your balls, and this joke was that when he sat down, he popped his ballsack. Unfortunately, as a guy, I can confirm that if you sit at the wrong angle, you crush your balls, it hurts like shit, and women don’t know what the fuck they are talking about when they say “Men don’t feel pain”
@@elk1827 Yeah, your lucky. Once sat down on a plastic seat, felt like I broke my balls, had to go to the restroom to check on em lmao. Hurt like fuck tho.
HOW LONG UNTIL I GET STRIKED LETS SEE
Lannan: Uploads TikTok Reaction Video
Also Lannan: Same Week, video gets taken down
Ok
HI LANNAN
If lazarbeam likes then everyone has to use code lazar
hi
:)
hi!
Daily Dose Of Internet no frickin way!!!
Wow I can’t believe I found you on lazarbeams channel
What
Yooo
Return of the king
YESSSSS
I'm early
Yess
Hi guys
woah a verification mark
3:31 “is that a turtle getting its butt cleaned I wish I had that instead of toilet paper” one of Lannan’s best quotes.
Lazarbeam dont get striked!!
Ummmmmm ok
@DG5 ohh may alah bless them
@@wajeeharana3740 inshallah
@DG5 how u alivd=e
@@abdulh2762 shut up
LOL U REACTED TO MY OLD MAN LLAMA VIDEO 2:50
epic games
Lol
Hello
wtf, EvantubeTV is here.
Hi Evan
I used to watch you do Lego reviews damn you have grown
You’re an OG if you remember when lazarbeam laughed at kids getting hurt
Your not a og you did not even spell his name right
@@katrinarichards9793 you have been on TH-cam for the year I have been on for 12 years 🤣🤣
@@daz3nconfus3d65 *8 years
@@daz3nconfus3d65 why does that matter?
@@daz3nconfus3d65 8 years
"We polish that turd" - LazarBeam
The best quote I've seen
frl
frl (start chain)
OMG I’m bored
“We polish that turd”
One of Lannan’s best quotes
I want that baby yodq
Right as I read this Lazar said it…
Just ✨Perfect ✨
I am your 440 like
yes
hey LazarBeam
Lazar has the best Tiktok content
@@LoganGamings i dont think so
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
Yo can you guys please help me? My parents promised that if I hit 1k subscribers before Christmas they day will get me a new bike, and I really need a new one🥺. If y’all could help that would be great, but if you don’t that’s fine.🌻
hello 👋
You have the worst content
Lazarbeam: “Don’t do this at home, you might choke on a pickle.”
Fresh: *...*
Oh dear lord the humanity
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)
@@dont7142 let me guess a rick role?
Claim your ticket before he gets striked 👉
My party member calls us extensive pickles
The Chris Tyson meme aged like fine wine
Fr
Yh
I like how He’s rich but doesn’t show off
He is opposite of Jake Paul
Ya just buying a Captain America shield to the video that cost $100 total each other show off at all 😂
He does it with v bucks
True I like how he doesn’t care
Yea you just casually spend $10,000 on roblox
Lazar upload
Bots: allow us to introduce ourselves
Im gifting everyone 20000 vbocks 😂
Disappointed bots don't have a tracker for comments that mention them as one here would be perfectly ironic.
@@Gatomom76 im human,... or am i
@@ABx_511 DUN DUN *D U U U U U N*
@@ABx_511 UR A CYBORG HUMAN MUTANT ALIEN AREN'T YOU?
Lazar: *poops himself*
Ad: lets just give him a female farting with her hands
Edit: Ayo, good shizz with the likes i love y’all. Have a g’day
THERE ACTUALLY WAS AN AD RIGHT AFTER OMG HOW U PREDICT DAT :)))))
:0 MAGICIAN
it was a life wtr ad
HOW THO YOU ARE A MAGIC MAN
69 likes let’s gooooooo
7:20 you’re here when Chris is weirdo
When the fart sounded, subtitles said “applause”
lol
It does actually lol
*clapps* farts
Hahahahaa
Holy **** it did
The little girl flipping the bird was priceless!!
First
@Melody
Flipping the bird means sticking up the middle finger
Ikr
It was 😂🤣
60 likes lol
As an Asian, when that dude said “goodnight everyone except for Asians because it’s morning for them” that cracked me up so hard XD
I’m Asian but I thought it’s cause it’s meant to look like our eyes are always closed, hence always being asleep
@@caydenyong2141 yo that would have been hilarious asf
the way he said this boy sus i was like lolllll
Im also Asian，only Asians would understand that phrase
Good morning
So aussie to not be jumpscared when a spider throws themself’s into your face
Today I saw a kid walking by himself, I asked him where his parents were. Gosh I love working at an orphanage.
Teheehee
Orphan obliterator
The second worst thing to happen to those orphans
@@impossible9690 all because an orphan killed his parents...
Lol
Sh** went from 0 to 100 real f****** quick
only OGs will remember when Lazarbeam played Madden 😔
Why did you put a emoji. Is it to symbol that this a "Deep" post. If so it's not.
Don't read my Profile Picture :)
Oh I remember when he did
@@dont9790 cool, I didn’t
Those were the best days
5:51 I litteraly screamed my whole house together
Lazarbeam is a legend
Lazarbeam: "I'M AN AUSSIE LEGEND!"
Me: Ever "seen a rat that's 8 inches long mate?"
8 inches? For me ummm try 12 inches and then some
@@almanunez3075 That's just fucking scary
If you have watched his old demonitzed videos . He said he a spider phobia. Seems to have vanished after game
@@dhilipans5412true, kinda sus
At least 12 lol
I would like to see him use that "SHIELD".
Lol
4:38 is the most savage bloody legend moment in my entire 11 years of living
If we didn't have this man we all are dead
That’s super relatable man
Nobody:
Colorblind man: I’m bout to pull a pro gamer move
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks...
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
@@Keehan.g well I guess you won’t get a better setup
@@Keehan.g NOOOOOOOO
the second has such a perfectly cut scream
Yeah
2:10
Lazarbem looks like the guy in class who everybody thinks is smoking weed everytime they go into the bathroom
2:19 gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Captain America's kid is a gamer
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks.. the
@@LoganGamings sure I guess
Captain Australia
I wish he was still funny
I’m so inspired by lannan I started my own channel!
Who’s ready for scuffed Santa part 2 ? 😂
POV: your waiting for scuffed Santa to make a return
yessss
Lol ikr
This is Scuffed Christmas, and I'm Scuffed Santa
@Sriyan Gudisey lol
7:11
I swear more than 90% of these are usually always trash but Lazar always makes them a little better
Finally the best series is back for the second time
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
@@LoganGamings bro stop it u should get ir channel deleted
*If I can get 7k subs by Christmas I could get a better setup, please help me* ❤️🥥
@@Keehan.g u too
Lazerbeam inspired me to start TH-cam and I wanna thank him 👑🐐
2:14 lazar: craps his pants
youtube subtitles: A P P L A U S E
😂
@@jad5341 ha
It actually does is well hahahhahahaha
Lol
You look really handsome. 💓🔞😍💜💚🔴
5:30 Baby Yoda vs DogVader
Yeah I think he’s ok I mean................YEET
Here’s to laserbeam through and through
Petition for lannan to bring back random crap Friday’s
YEEEEEEEES!!!
lazar- (doesnt flinch at all) "you think ima be jump scared by a spider?"
me- (screams and throws phone)IM TERRIFIED OF SPIDERS😭💀
In jessers video he jumped out of his chair
Don't read my PROFILe PICTURÉ :)
I was scared shitless when the spider bit came out of nowhere
Fun fact: captain americas shield is made of nokias
Vibrainiom
R/wooooooosh
Lol
I don’t give a f*ck just kidding nice tho
Fun fact: no one asked
3:28 that turtle having its best of bests life excperiences of lifetime 🤣
Captain Australia: the summer soldier
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
Lol
Legendary comment
@@emeraldkma definitely
That name made my week
0:05 if he had that shield back then, he would've blocked all demonetizations...
SUS
Xd
“Pickle pickle!” This is where fresh got his saying.
I guess
This is my 8th time watching this
@Midnight Gaming ur discussting
@Midnight Gaming sorry wrong vid
Pickle ricccccccccccvvccc
I like how he's just confused for most of them
Ok the next episode of “Will Lazarbeam be Monetized?” tiktok edition.
Bruh. He doesnt swear anymore. Its a given that he will. Now delete this comment :)
@@EBOLAVlRUS the tweet saying fuck it:
@@sem728 thats on twitter my man
@@EBOLAVlRUS nah ima keep it, have a good one though!
@@EBOLAVlRUS that’s not how it works, this is TH-cam. You can get demonized for laughing at a dog barf.
Inspirational quote by Lazarbeam: “ Polish that terd”
Lazarbeam once said: "Blue Shirt Guy is leveling up fast!"
That’s a good movie free guy
Haha
5jku6r
j7
Mu5mu5meu5djdut
Hyytjsjutdjut
Damm turtle is having the best day of his life 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Plot twist: The colourblind ones are the only ones who can solve the cube.
he’s too dangerous to kept alive
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks...
Lol
Lucky me I’m color blind
Color
Most iconic quotes of all time
1. “I am Bored” -Lazarbeam
Don't read my PROFILE PICTURÉ :)
As soon as lazerbeam "pood himself" there was an ad. Lol
Helio I have premeami
I have no ad
LazarBeam*
Me too
“Poop”
3:27 is the best part of this video
5:30 HeY lOoK iT’s ThE gUy FrOm FoRtNiTe 🤣
But you do realize nobody says that tho...
Lazar: watching tiktoks like always Fresh: whats up guys yes
@SOUL Raz im sorry but this is not funny
@@raghul9685 agreed
*Yo, I I just posted a video and was wondering if I could get some positive feedback and maybe a like* 🥥
Im still waiting for fresh to say whats up guys no
@@Keehan.g YOUR VIDEO STINKS
"I've gone and pooed me self!". -Lazarbeam 2020
BRING THIS BACK NOW!!! i need my monthly tiktoks
Spider: *pulls gun on him*
“You scared now!?”
no
Don't read my Profile Picture :)
If the spider would be a rat because he’s terrified of Rats
>"I'm an aussie LEGEND!"
Mouse: *Does literally anything*
Lazar: *Strange Fear Noises*
true
.
Day one of trying to get Lazar to walk in on Fresh's stream and say: "Are ya winning son"
He has already done that
@@obievee5919 Fr?
@@roserazor4807 I thought that in one of Fresh’s videos he walked in and said “are ya winning son”
@@obievee5919 idk
AUSSIE POWER!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I threw up when the guy spat tomato sauce and mayonnaise onto the sausage.
I was eating breakfast 2 mins before seeing that one
I actually was eating a hotdog 🌭🤣 and threw up
GLIZZIEE
Wow this is a lot of likes-
@@miaallen7036heres another :)
no one:
lazar: im boreeeeedddedd
me: this is gonna be great
@@dont7142 i did it all and thought i was gonna get rickrolled
Lazar: Thats the most uncomfortable thing i've seen
also Lazar: **proceeds to put it in the thumbnail**
the colourblind man solving the cube had me dieing
Plot Twist: Lannan actually pooped himself but tried to cover it up
I do it too no cap
@@OllieFN92 lmao
@@OllieFN92 pee
pee poo poo
Has Captain America shield
Is Australian
Me ‘visible confusion’
Captain Australian
@@green_diamond4913 y e s
@@green_diamond4913 correct
It's not Australian just like it's not captain American. ITS Captain Australia
“You can spam us with messages, even if it’s 3 A.M. in the morning”
Oh how he will regret saying that
Yesir
ƌ
@F**СК МЕ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪE yoo phub? link
A spam account my g lol. It’s a scam it’s not a really person. There are some who’s name changes like everyday and they look like one of them
We culd
Anakin and the younglings was one of the most creative ones and I love my prequels
Q: How do you tell a kangaroos gender
A: You go down under
@David Seda I hate it but I love it
"I’ve gone and pooed meself"
Words spoken from a gingerbread man
Why hello old sport
FBI open up say that plz
My favorite sport
:)
@@Dakota-r7f FBI open up
4:37 me when my teacher says i have 18 missing assignments
true
4:29 that girl don't mess with her
Why was everyone clapping tho?
Ngl the spider scared the living shit outta me😂😂😂
same that was terrifying
Bruh I just threw my phone
Same
Me too lol
Same jumped
Lannan out here solving all of our problems
Is there anyone that can watch my most recent video and give me tips on how to improve? I need tips thanks..
and our boredom
“If you hit it at the wrong angle, you-“
[POP]
“AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Actually happened to me but not in the same pose i heard a loud pop
I don’t get it. Sorry
@@elk1827 The joke is that when guys sit down at an angle you crush your balls, and this joke was that when he sat down, he popped his ballsack. Unfortunately, as a guy, I can confirm that if you sit at the wrong angle, you crush your balls, it hurts like shit, and women don’t know what the fuck they are talking about when they say “Men don’t feel pain”
@@evanlarsen-chaney2301 I have never experienced that. Glad. Real glad
@@elk1827 Yeah, your lucky. Once sat down on a plastic seat, felt like I broke my balls, had to go to the restroom to check on em lmao. Hurt like fuck tho.
2:19 had me absolutely 💀
"I've gone and pooed meself"
-LazarBeam 2020
edit: how the hell do I have 35 likes on this!? I HAVENT EVEN GOTTEN 20 LIKES ON ONE OF MY TH-cam VIDEOS
And that wasn’t even what the actual tic tok was lol
Slowly walks from the scene
Things that you love to hear
1: I’m bored
2: yeet
2:23 when lazarbeam doesn’t get the guys nuts exploded
Popped
Ygs
“I’ve gone and pooed me self” 😂😂😂😂
Lazar: Craps himself
Goes to bathroom to “polish the turd”
you mean polish your self?
Wait what.?
LOL
My friend's nightmares: I had a dream where my girlfriend left me!
My nightmares: 6:06
Ye ive seen that before i knew it and i skipped 10 secs cuz its midnight and im home alone
@@kylocurkovic3143 lol id probably do the same dude
Lazar: Doesn't yell at spider jumpscare
Also Lazar: Runs from mouse picture
PRYOCYNICAL IS Arsenal
2:22 bro needs help walking 💀💀
I can’t believe he still has a soul after being mugged my tommyinnit
Lazarbeam: doesn’t get scared by spider
Rat: walks into the room smugly
I’m not scared of the spider I’m afraid of the thumbnail
Ok I just watched the part now afraid of the spider
I diddnt get jumpscared am i weird?
You laugh you lose.
If you laugh “you’re an embarrassment.”
A true bloedy legend
yo backbone is the first actually good product on yt and i've had yt for 5 years
7:45
It no joke looked like the man was lagging in real life 😂
BRO THATS MY VIDEO ON THE THE THUMBNAIL LMAOOO
Hey
Hey
@@dont7142 dw I won't
Stop lying just because y'all are verified.
No way I smell cap
Lazarbeam 4 years ago: guys stay in school, what I did was the worst mistake of my life
Lazerbeam now: *leave skool to be gamer*
Lol fax
Yeet yeet
Learn how to spell pls
@@wintercoverwinterarmy6746 sry, i wil try to impruve
God loves u so much have a great day!
The baby Yoda was so funny when it said ”YEET”
Fortnite
whenever anyone wanted alot RB, then try this - *ogcodes . club*
Omg that was HILARIOUS XD 🤣😂🤣😂🤪🤪🤪
5:55 OLD THAT SCARED MEEE
Laserbeam: "Dont u hate taking a bite of a hotdog and it explodes in ur mouth"
Me: not, please no
Lol
But its *lazarbeam* 😂
OHHHH
That’s sus bro
Lazarbeam=meme g.o.a.t he is insane. Best TH-camr out there