Joel: "I missed the part where that's my problem." /complete 10 defense missions EDIT: Was honestly overjoyed when we clutched out Enduring Bulwark, especially when apparently it was the first defensive MO ever completed. Massive shout-outs to the Estanu Divers who got many of our defenses for us.
@@tomc.5704 well Going by the first day we hit 25% The day after we were on 48 area at end of day But uh... It seems player base has dipped a bit since. So now we need 35% in 20hrs
The fact the bug got fixed shows that we would most likely have gotten the bugs in a day. They outnumber bots ten to one, and yet even right now on bots we straight up hit 600mil early on.
He seriously didn't think that one through "We've had a lot of automaton orders, and they've only progressed this much, based off of this wildly incorrect methodology, I'll scale the bug kill order and give them a week or so." **Joel, clueless that the community loves mostly fighting bugs**
@@Lord_Numpty Because they have to get to you first; If you kill them before they can get close they do 0 damage. Bots have guns and never have to reload. It's common sense.
@@dakota9821 True, but I've never had to dive out of the path of a rampaging bot, nor have I had a bunch of them jump on me, slowing me down while the rest of the horde closes the distance. I can deal with the mechanical troops, be they soldiers, butchers, devastators, striders, even Hulks and Tanks. Bugs are another matter entirely because while the bots primarily utilise firearms, this means they're usually a comfortable distance away to utilise tactics and whatnot. Even the butchers and tanks can easily be outpaced. Comparatively, every bug in the world wishes to crawl directly up your arsehole and personally find myself constantly running away, which makes things far more stressful. Also, 'just kill them before they get close' falls into the same advice category as 'Helldivers 2 is easy, just don't die'.
This just appeared for me today so I thought it was the Automaton one until I re-watched and saw "Terminids." Thought we demolished the new one as well (without the aid of a bug).
I'm picturing Helldivers "conservationist" having a discussion similar to the "conservationist" orks of 40k,where they have to slow down killing the bugs so that there will be bugs to kill later.
Oh yeah,I'm sure everyone connected after 3 hours of play for no one came to dish out democracy with me despite having a distress beacon in all the fucking games on difficulty 8
Oh thank goodness, I havent been able to play since the day that droped and I stayed on bug planets cuz we had one at 99% and another over 75% so I wanted to make sure they got liberated while I knew everyone was out killing bots cuz of the major order. Godspeed divers!
@@Jarismic Well its because we lost 30% of our fighting force to Sony. 177 countries still locked out, There were 30,000+ players missing + the ones that quit to protest. So we're missing alot of people.
Из которых мы смогли защитить 9 из 10 … и то десятую не смогли отбить ибо остались только сраные миры с ОГНЕННЫМИ смерчами , где играть больно не только ментально , но и физически
I've been so busy with a full-time job and a busted spine since 2023 that I never even got a chance to understand this hype. Much less participate. Now? Now they're fucking with the game, and I will never get to be a cog in a utopian/dystopian democracy 😢💔
We did it so fast bc it was bugged and our kills got multiplied by the number of teammates so we prolly didn't even kill 1B bugs and now that they fixed it u can actually see how much it would take.
They later stated it was a bug and every kill you got was counting for every player in the lobby. So it was actually 4 times more kills than it should have been
@@xanider5098I honestly don't believe that statement, sounds more to me like the dev's were salty that their impossible to acheive major orders keep getting beaten, Joel's (if he exists) actions in game are given off some real frustrated DM whose campaign has been derailed energy, wipe the bots of the map, they are back 1 day later 10 times stronger, not a week or a couple of days, the next day, the Menkat line, what an utter waste of time that was, it was taken in a huge bot counter attack within what a day. More likely it was a cover so when they could mess with the counter to only count 1 in 4 kills. I mean if you think about it, even if the counter was broken why ever announce it, community was pretty proud of those 2 billion bugs but now Arrowhead want to try and retroactively take that away with a 'nah actucally' how does that help gamer retention?
@KarlFranz5017 I'm sorry to disagree Karl, you are the Prince and Emperor, but I think it's not so much the community not pulling it's weight as it is the player count just being down, it was only very nearly missed and that's with the counter being reset (allegedly, I'm not really believing a word from the balance team right now), the 'balancing', AI and spawj rate changes had an impact and 20% of the community walked away for the last 2 months, if they revert the changes esp to spawn rates as they said it should pick up
They fixed the issue that apparently calculated the bug version of this wrong. And as everything with this game. Once they fix something it instantly became worse
They also buggered the spawns. I ran couple 7s and it was just absolutely miserable. Hell one time I got literally jumped the moment I dropped in by a patrol. IT SPAWNED NEXT TO ME. What the hell arrowhead?
All major orders for the next four weeks: "Complete __ defense missions"
Well. Turned out next major orders was Drop steam rating.
Joel: ok now just do that again with automatons
Helldivers: no thanks i wanna stay on bug planets
he slapped back though we screwed on this new one
Yeah Joel got tired of being laughed at... now we're paying the price 💀
@@Jarismic fuck around find out?
We close to 9 defenses with 18 hours remaining, its gonna be close
Are you serious ? 😂
@@Jeannemarre at the time it was 2 out of 10 with 3 days remaining
Thats cool and all, but at this rate we're gona lose super earth in a month
Hopefully it at least means we get bigger guns, and tanks 💪💪
Defeatism! Democracy officer, arrest this man!
to think we could lose the war is treason. democracy officers will show up soon...
@@JarismicAnd I want to see what Super Earth’s surface looks like.
THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH DOESNT APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
THIS IS TREASON AND IT WARRANTS A DEATH PENALTY.
Joel: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
/complete 10 defense missions
EDIT: Was honestly overjoyed when we clutched out Enduring Bulwark, especially when apparently it was the first defensive MO ever completed.
Massive shout-outs to the Estanu Divers who got many of our defenses for us.
done. whats next?
Aight what now
@@dudus9287 We gotta liberate two automaton planets, one after the other. Also just 45 warbond medals this time around
@@SonicChaocc LIBERATE THE WEAPON ONE
we just laughed again at his face
Then Joel hit us with "successfully defend 10 planets", which we almost failed at.
Ah yes that was horrible
2 billion terminids. That’s about as many that you fight in a level 7 difficulty. Especially at extraction
Lmao it got done so quickly that after the men lent one was done, I went to sleep and it was ‘waiting for next major order’
2 billion bots this time, and with the counting bug fixed. We are Fucked.
We are actually winning it!
Projected to be complete with 10 hours to spare
@@shirothefish9688 Wait, for real? How? We were at like 50% on Sunday
@@tomc.5704 well
Going by the first day we hit 25%
The day after we were on 48 area at end of day
But uh...
It seems player base has dipped a bit since.
So now we need 35% in 20hrs
@@shirothefish9688Sony, country ban, protests via not playing etc. yeah.
It got done so fast i didn’t even get to see this order
I got to see it (huge flex)
try laughing NOW that the bug with counting the kills is fixed lol
The fact the bug got fixed shows that we would most likely have gotten the bugs in a day. They outnumber bots ten to one, and yet even right now on bots we straight up hit 600mil early on.
He seriously didn't think that one through "We've had a lot of automaton orders, and they've only progressed this much, based off of this wildly incorrect methodology, I'll scale the bug kill order and give them a week or so." **Joel, clueless that the community loves mostly fighting bugs**
As a Bot scrapper, I _genuinely_ don't understand why. Can't cope with being swarmed.
Completely agree, I absolutely *despise* hunters and getting swarmed by bugs that are too quick for me to dive away for long enough to stim
@@Lord_Numpty Because they have to get to you first; If you kill them before they can get close they do 0 damage.
Bots have guns and never have to reload.
It's common sense.
@@dakota9821 True, but I've never had to dive out of the path of a rampaging bot, nor have I had a bunch of them jump on me, slowing me down while the rest of the horde closes the distance.
I can deal with the mechanical troops, be they soldiers, butchers, devastators, striders, even Hulks and Tanks. Bugs are another matter entirely because while the bots primarily utilise firearms, this means they're usually a comfortable distance away to utilise tactics and whatnot. Even the butchers and tanks can easily be outpaced. Comparatively, every bug in the world wishes to crawl directly up your arsehole and personally find myself constantly running away, which makes things far more stressful.
Also, 'just kill them before they get close' falls into the same advice category as 'Helldivers 2 is easy, just don't die'.
This just appeared for me today so I thought it was the Automaton one until I re-watched and saw "Terminids." Thought we demolished the new one as well (without the aid of a bug).
Yeah we’re definitely not gonna do the new one anywhere near this quickly hahaha
I don’t what more impressive, the fact that our fellow hell divers can complete the mission this fast, or the fact that those bugs didn’t get exinct.
YOU UNDERESTIMATE OUR POWAH!
I'm picturing Helldivers "conservationist" having a discussion similar to the "conservationist" orks of 40k,where they have to slow down killing the bugs so that there will be bugs to kill later.
Oh yeah,I'm sure everyone connected after 3 hours of play for no one came to dish out democracy with me despite having a distress beacon in all the fucking games on difficulty 8
Rip
I had no problems finding people on 3 and 4, guess people went to lower difficulties to grind it out?
I still have the issue where I cannot join SOS calls 😔
Difficulty 8, yeah no one goes there
Most ppl play on 4.5.
6.7.9
Thats like asking ODST's to kill grunts on firefight lol But they only have plasma pistols.
This aged so badly
The community. For DEMOCRACY WE SHALL DONE THIS IN ONE DAY
Oh thank goodness, I havent been able to play since the day that droped and I stayed on bug planets cuz we had one at 99% and another over 75% so I wanted to make sure they got liberated while I knew everyone was out killing bots cuz of the major order. Godspeed divers!
Joel got so angy he had Sony ban a majority of the active service members
Hahaha it was all planned
Divers took this personal 💀
Meanwhile us struggeling with the auto's and most likely won't even complete the order
You do know that there was a bug in counting the kills right? The more you know.
We cant let Joel win. 🗿🚬
That bastard is CRAZY, AND *_NEEDS_* TO GO DOWN. 🗿
"you won't mock me once i shift to automaton overdrive!"
4 doritos después:
"I shouldve waited the Illuminati"
I think the developers underestimate the number of enemies they throw at us.
and then proceeded to drop the ball on bots and lose 3 major orders in a row. Soon to be 4th.
Yeah he did NOT take this joke well
@@Jarismic Well its because we lost 30% of our fighting force to Sony. 177 countries still locked out, There were 30,000+ players missing + the ones that quit to protest. So we're missing alot of people.
поэтому сразу после получайте невыполнимый квест с защитой 10 планет
Из которых мы смогли защитить 9 из 10 … и то десятую не смогли отбить ибо остались только сраные миры с ОГНЕННЫМИ смерчами , где играть больно не только ментально , но и физически
I did it for a comically large golden spoon once
I've been so busy with a full-time job and a busted spine since 2023 that I never even got a chance to understand this hype. Much less participate. Now? Now they're fucking with the game, and I will never get to be a cog in a utopian/dystopian democracy 😢💔
We did it so fast bc it was bugged and our kills got multiplied by the number of teammates so we prolly didn't even kill 1B bugs and now that they fixed it u can actually see how much it would take.
Yep. Looks like the bots are gonna take a lot more effort to pull the same thing off
They later stated it was a bug and every kill you got was counting for every player in the lobby. So it was actually 4 times more kills than it should have been
so whens the next video?
Yesterday
But then Joel got even with the help of automatons)
Well if you factor in the large portions of helldivers defending on the bug side. It could have been possible.
Well
We still need our reinforcements from those countries.
Aged like fine wine eh. A patch fixed this bug xD
It was bugged, we didn't actually complete it.
Helldivers love E-710 too much 😂
Thanks to you, eastern front mains, we could keep in fight on western front! :)
Oi jay hurry up and release a new video I need more slop
Blüd I just uploaded this yesterday, ipad kid.
You have 5 days.
We don't even need one.
Americans never happy. Either complain because too hard or laugh because too easy🤷♂️
I think it's too simple, need to get creative
2 billion Bots seems impossible though...
because they fixed the bug :P
Wait ... it was a challenge?
Spoken like a true Helldiver!
I have a question.
If you pulled THIS off in 15 hours...
*How did you all loose Malevelon Creek?*
because it was bugged. no pun intended. bug kills were multiplied by 4 because every person in the squad was given the full amount of kills EACH.
@@xanider5098I honestly don't believe that statement, sounds more to me like the dev's were salty that their impossible to acheive major orders keep getting beaten, Joel's (if he exists) actions in game are given off some real frustrated DM whose campaign has been derailed energy, wipe the bots of the map, they are back 1 day later 10 times stronger, not a week or a couple of days, the next day, the Menkat line, what an utter waste of time that was, it was taken in a huge bot counter attack within what a day. More likely it was a cover so when they could mess with the counter to only count 1 in 4 kills.
I mean if you think about it, even if the counter was broken why ever announce it, community was pretty proud of those 2 billion bugs but now Arrowhead want to try and retroactively take that away with a 'nah actucally' how does that help gamer retention?
@KarlFranz5017 I'm sorry to disagree Karl, you are the Prince and Emperor, but I think it's not so much the community not pulling it's weight as it is the player count just being down, it was only very nearly missed and that's with the counter being reset (allegedly, I'm not really believing a word from the balance team right now), the 'balancing', AI and spawj rate changes had an impact and 20% of the community walked away for the last 2 months, if they revert the changes esp to spawn rates as they said it should pick up
who the fuck is joel, i keep seeing this name everywhere helldivers related
Joel is in charge of the meta-narrative flow of the game. He decides which planets need conquering and which need defending.
If you imagine helldivers as DnD, then Joel is the game master
Yeah this didn't age well...
They fixed the issue that apparently calculated the bug version of this wrong. And as everything with this game. Once they fix something it instantly became worse
They also buggered the spawns. I ran couple 7s and it was just absolutely miserable. Hell one time I got literally jumped the moment I dropped in by a patrol. IT SPAWNED NEXT TO ME. What the hell arrowhead?
And i thought wow players has no life.
2 billion in 13hours? I used to think we might lose in a Zombie apocalypse. In the end, nothing survives us, if we don't want it to.