Bored of all the other video games that exist? Try Wipeout: The Game! We have such marvelous things like: Self-depricating humor One voice line per scenario F̸̢̪̠͚͑͝Å̵̟̯M̶͙̰̲̣̂Î̶͙̼̊L̴͓͆ͅY̷̭̹͊̈ ̸͍̀͘R̶̢͍̩͉̍E̶͓̋͒̀Ǘ̵̢̖͈͗͂́ͅN̵̝̝͊I̷̪̟̍ͅO̸̺͆Ņ̸͕̇́͌̂S̵̥͚̯͈͝ Stuttering and framerate drops at 30FPS Zero frames of input lag
@@blay8347 Yeah, I have no idea why this game doesn't feature antigravity tech! It's canon, hell, it's the basic premise of the main series. Seriously though, a crossover between wipE'out'' and this Wipeout would be really cool
At range or in a chase, runaway groom definitely has the advantage. His balls are much faster and more dangerous than Guest B using a bow, but up close, Guest B is the obvious winner.
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Well, legends speak of something capable of traveling from one end of the observable universe to the other in one frame. What, or who do *you* think is capable of doing that?
Trained military sniper Runaway Groom infiltrates mafia family reunion and systematically headshots each and every eerily-identical mobster while two omniscient reporters joke awkwardly.
The Runaway Groom is as said, a groom. Someone married and attempting to escape their marriage. But at the same time, it's referenced he's looking for a bride. *What if he's running from his son, Guest B?*
I've never played this game so I thought at first that during the cpu's turns he was killing them instantly by throwing balls, but then I realized he's probably just skipping their part
I remember playing this game and being proud of myself for being able to get past the 1st 2 obstacles in the Wipeout Zone on expert mode before my bonus ran out.
Omg this is a game I forgot I owned! I played it once with my cousins, we laughed our asses off with how bad it was, then never touched it again. Thanks for showing me how this game was really supposed to be played. I need to dig it back up outta my wii games.
the game is all the same, the obstacles are just being updated per difficulties. I think the player would know them after the 1st gameplay. this game is a waste of money lol.
I bet these fun lines didn't get old while you worked on these TASs. Heck they got old for me in these few videos of the fastest possible play throughs
... now I want to see one where instead of real time, you're aiming for largest in game margin of victory, which would Wipeout on the spinning part, and shoot down everyone during their turn
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Bored of all the other video games that exist? Try Wipeout: The Game! We have such marvelous things like:
Self-depricating humor
One voice line per scenario
F̸̢̪̠͚͑͝Å̵̟̯M̶͙̰̲̣̂Î̶͙̼̊L̴͓͆ͅY̷̭̹͊̈ ̸͍̀͘R̶̢͍̩͉̍E̶͓̋͒̀Ǘ̵̢̖͈͗͂́ͅN̵̝̝͊I̷̪̟̍ͅO̸̺͆Ņ̸͕̇́͌̂S̵̥͚̯͈͝
Stuttering and framerate drops at 30FPS
Zero frames of input lag
It's terrifying tbh
0 frames of lag Pog
Just like my family reunions
oh, and don't forget the army of fucking recorders in the background.
Late as hell to comment but you also forgot:
Only two unique animations for the announcers.
"Speed, aglity, timing, everything on place for that one!"
_Ragdolls and nearly gets impaled_
Yeah, just like my family reunions.
2:22 if anyone wants to see it
17:26 “Oh, it should be a great finish here!”
*breaks neck and lands in water*
Yeah, just like my family reunions.
*Nice, strong finish !*
@Ashton da-
*just like my family reunion*
Bad for them, good for us
All unique and challenging. Not to mention, hilarious and amusing.
Took it to the big balls there Johnny.
@@garytina7009 And a big bag of cash awaits the winner!
You get the award for understatement
I still want to know why a RUNAWAY groom is looking for a bride
Was this explained in the Wipeout manga
Yep, in Volume 38, but that was retconned by season 73 episode 12 of the anime, giving him a fiance for the sake of fanservice.
@@billjohns5943 I guess this game is the beach episode of Wipeout, then
Damn non-canon spinoff games, ignoring lore and confusing the timeline
No, it's just a translation error. In the original versions, he was known as the Longing Groom but this was changed for American audiences.
@Adam Karim who knows
@@blay8347 Yeah, I have no idea why this game doesn't feature antigravity tech! It's canon, hell, it's the basic premise of the main series.
Seriously though, a crossover between wipE'out'' and this Wipeout would be really cool
We get it John, you have family issues. It's all you talk about anymore. Please just get help we're worried about you
Yeah, just like my family reunions.
bfft
This is actually like one of my family reunions because we played this a ton.
Benjamin Mills same
nice!
Yeah just like my family reunions!
Every mention of John Henson's family reunions
3:03 9:04 15:05
Dunno if this counts but 6:20
2:24: *falls flat on face and off stage*
"Speed, agility, timing - everything in place on that one"
Juts like my family reunions
*toot*
*toot*
*BA-*
They didn't stand a chance.
Just like my family reunions
* immediately gets assassinated *
this is all part of the dyllonstej cinematic universe
Groom is obviously a professional melee player. I mean really, look at all those wavedashes and wavelands!
I love how all the AIs just get immediately disqualified
i think he's just skipping their runs.
@@NicholasLeft4Dead Nah, they got completely atomized by the runaway groom.
Just like John H's family reunions.
"Meet 'Most likely to succeed' who dreams of opening an online fitness studio. Sounds W O R L D W I D E W E I R D"
You can smell the not-giving-a-shit off of the disc alone.
Haha get it
I can't wait until Runaway Groom gets announced as Smash DLC at E3
Well.....
This comment aged poorly
@@aidenjp Nah, it actually aged well.
Because Runaway Groom would've been a wasted slot! Or should I say, wasted SLOP!
17:26
"Uuhhh, It should be a great finish here"
Haha, that was a great one
3:04 9:04 15:05 Pretty good times of the video.
Just like my family reunions
video: *posted three seconds ago*
Me: food can wait
Yeah, just like my family reunions.
Guest B and Runaway Groom started their training with tennis balls.
Yeah, just like my family reunions.
An auspicious beginning.
At range or in a chase, runaway groom definitely has the advantage. His balls are much faster and more dangerous than Guest B using a bow, but up close, Guest B is the obvious winner.
Fuse 'em together, and...?
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Well, legends speak of something capable of traveling from one end of the observable universe to the other in one frame. What, or who do *you* think is capable of doing that?
3:57 “She is flying out of the gate!”
INSTANTLY DESTROYED
i ship runaway groom and guest b
SilverBees Music I am gonna have to side with you on that one
Best yaoi
They’re powerful enough to be whatever they want.
Plot twist:Runaway groom is juat Guest B later in life
Trained military sniper Runaway Groom infiltrates mafia family reunion and systematically headshots each and every eerily-identical mobster while two omniscient reporters joke awkwardly.
Wait a minute...
Guest B is Caucasian and blonde
Runaway Groom is also Caucasian and blonde...
COULD IT BE?!
Gamer theory
The Runaway Groom is as said, a groom. Someone married and attempting to escape their marriage. But at the same time, it's referenced he's looking for a bride.
*What if he's running from his son, Guest B?*
@@thatblooguy kinda gay man ngl
Somebody... Wrote this dialogue. It's this thought that keeps me up at night
just like my family reunions
Runaway Groom summed up: *“Yeeaah. Bad for them, good for us!”*
Damn this is just like one of my family reunions
Sniper joins Wipeout to get away from it all, but can never truly get away.
Obliterates competition.
I've never played this game so I thought at first that during the cpu's turns he was killing them instantly by throwing balls, but then I realized he's probably just skipping their part
2:55
WOOOOO WOOOOOOO
ROOF ROOF ROOF
AUGHHHHH **screaming stops**
*loading screen*
SPLOOSH
**SCREAMING CONTINUES**
IN ROUND THREE ITS A FREE FOR ALL.
YEAH, JUST LIKE MY FAMILY REUNIONS
@@nuclearpaste
*ding* *ding* *BAP*
🤣🤣🤣
(plot twist: runaway groom is guest b)
Joseph the Stickfigure thingy
Kinda look the same
And THEY ARE NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER
Beep beep
*TOOT*
Geno Fan7 READY AIM SHOOt
This is a treasure trove of no-context clips.
"The wait is over! We finally have reached the wipeout zone!"
Literally 3 minutes in
Aw geez, Lois. This is just like one of my family reunions.
why was this genuinely hilarious
The aiming reticle is always on their heads, how ominous.
These are the TASes we need but not the ones that we deserve.
6:49 "He's making it look easy!"
Well duh, he's a robot.
No one:
Online "for fun" smashers during sudden death: 2:41
"YEET"
"Groom runs from wedding, pursues athletic career by dominating Wipeout"
Guest B post-Wuhu looking for a wife worthy to contain his power.
I remember playing this game and being proud of myself for being able to get past the 1st 2 obstacles in the Wipeout Zone on expert mode before my bonus ran out.
This is the best 100% TAS ever.
I mean, we even got to hear every single line of commentary in just eighteen minutes!!
1:04-When you spend time and energy on a TAS of a shovelware game...
@Remy true
It was our childhoods
Just like his family reunion
Omg this is a game I forgot I owned! I played it once with my cousins, we laughed our asses off with how bad it was, then never touched it again. Thanks for showing me how this game was really supposed to be played. I need to dig it back up outta my wii games.
9:14 _deleted by a suitcase_
Girl: Yay, I can’t wait to go and have so much fun!
Dyllon: you are already dead...
Girl: NANI
9:13
LOCAL GROOM LITERALLY DELETES TWO PEOPLE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
2:42 First dude is such a representation.
I'd be pissed if I spent full retail price on this game. Seriously, what a rip.
the game is all the same, the obstacles are just being updated per difficulties. I think the player would know them after the 1st gameplay. this game is a waste of money lol.
y e a h, j u s t l i k e m y f a m i l y r e u n i o n
you just dont know art when it's staring you right in the eyes
Omg I remember this game. I would always go to the wipeout zone and just jump and fall over the barrels
ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE family reunions
Why am i watching this i’m supposed to be applying for a loan from my local bank
it is clear that Guest B has a challenger on his hands
Runaway Groom has won Wipeout: The Game. Runaway Groom's reward is: Playing The Subspace Emissary for the rest of his life. 17:45
2:55 best part of the video by far
7:47 “Can’t BELIEVE how well he handled the big balls there”
I would too
"An auspicious beginning here"
*immediately killed*
And here's runaway groom! A man in search for a bride and with his eyes on the prize.
Runaway Groom is secretly Guest B in training
I think the funniest part of this game is the use of GMod rag doll sfx
I remember at an actual family reunion I played this with some distant relatives that were visiting from England, goddanm was it fun.
Whenever Runaway Groom has a chance to throw a tennis ball
"I'm about to end this mans whole carrer"
Who else has their own Wii remote out and is currently slamming on the A button with the video?
2:09 +100 style points
This was my childhood oddly enough
Tired of wuhu island, Guest B used his skills to breach the zone between universes and defeat more foes under the guise of a normal human being.
And on today’s episode of: WTF is TH-cam recommending to me we have wipeout: the Game.
do you just search through all of my childhood games and speedrun all of them
I can imagine a robotic moving, extremely athletic guy actually destroying the wipeout games like this in real life, and that is terrifying.
Love him or hate him
He really do got his eye on the prize
This game was my childhood.
All I hear is *_B R O K E N B O N E S_* 💀☠
Yeah, just like my family reunions
Anyone used to watch this show like almost all the time?
I bet these fun lines didn't get old while you worked on these TASs. Heck they got old for me in these few videos of the fastest possible play throughs
3:00 *AAA-*
Is this man just actually Guest B?
guest b isn't just guest b at this point, it's the concept of the default character
... now I want to see one where instead of real time, you're aiming for largest in game margin of victory, which would Wipeout on the spinning part, and shoot down everyone during their turn
Is the runaway groom captian falcon? Because that's even more hype than my family reunion
8:59 AUGHH
*man brings army sniper to local gameshow*
2:41
"Alright"
*Fall*
That's the kinda catapult-(AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED)
"Local stand user goes on a rampage at local Wipeout tournament, erasing contents ability to do any events."
Bro I used to play this all the time it was hilarious
Same here
Love how this is your decision of the next game to play b
Breaking news: local man somehow dominates wipeout
3:00 someone just randomly screams
I just remembered “Where’s the pole?”
Should be a great finish here
17:27
the main source of murder here were tennis balls.
You should really TAS more games like these
The other players don't stand a chance
runaway groom and his ball-summoning powers could defeat thanos
I dunno if Cannonball will be able to fill in the void Wipeout left when it finished.
"Meet valley girl" yeah and the crosshair immediately trained on her forehead 😭😭😭
bad for them, good for us
Now *THAT'S HOW YOU DO THE LAUNCHPAD, BABY*
AN AUSPICIOUS BEGINNING HERE.