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Basically everything is from the royalty free music library epidemic sound.
I will give Guece some credit. He cut his code short knowing he was promoting on Badger's stream. Only after getting the go ahead he actually said it. That kind of respect is truly refreshing to see
Badger's homies are nothing if not tru bros
"Professionals _HAVE_ standards"
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster true that
Hey Geuce is a real one. Fuck it I’m doing two orders of some supps. One to Geuce and one to Badger.
I doubt badger would have cared either way. Geuce and him have been buddies forever
"I have no interest in world of warships"
"Badger has a voice pack"
"I have some interest in world of warships"
Exactly my thoughts
Same... We need to find each other somehow
Mmmmmmmm- SHIP
I am in the EXACT same boat lol.
@@deltazero4685 *Exact same warship
There are two absolutes in life:
1. Badger fuckin ballin
2. Skulker ain't never washed
At least he shut the fuck up with the AI for once!
True
Only sith deal in absolutes
his wishes are damned and prettty fine
@@admiralbone9206and Jedi can't block buckshots
This is the first sponsored promo I've seen that's actually tempting. Piloting the USS Lobsterminator while Badger says patriotic things in the background sounds like another level of fun
Same, I dont have the game but now I might get it, update if i do,
@@Murderdronesbiggestfanlol his commander is no longer available and I'll be honest as a long time player of the game. The ship is straight ass imo
@@billcipher8942 Lmao
"I tried to make the "U.S.S. LOBSTERFEST" a real thing, turns out that's...illegal."
I almost choked to death upon that.
"TURBO illegal."
Ilobster
Payday 2 police raid sound
@@OfficerCharon for some reason I can Google translate your reply, and it translates to "The crowd is Illegal"
@@pegasus4191 sound of door being bashed in
I like how Russian despises subs and aircraft carriers in this game like a medieval knight who's fed up with guns for ruining the spirit of war.
Wargaming Don Quixote lmao
Fair.
I mean, he’s in line with the majority of the old guard for this game
This is accurate, badger also hates modern aircraft in war thunder and loves old, weird tanks in world of tanks
I still have no idea why they added subs besides "moar content"
Damn, he escaped cryo containment
We got to stop him!
Nah let him cook
“Security Breach! RussianBadger has broken containment!”
“RussianBadger has broken containment?!”
@@goingblargh "STOP HIMMMMM!!!"
Without bloating like a boomer from l4d
Honestly I'm actually proud of badger. Unlike most streamers I love the fact that you went from reviewing games to literally becoming a VA in a sponsored content game continue to stay wholesome good sir. Also can't wait to see that helldivers 2 game because I know it's going to be funny
Wholesome good is true, but I chaotic good is clearly the True answer.
I find it so funny how Badger’s voice is slowly sneaking its way into all of these different games as legitimate additions, it makes me happy knowing he’s made it to such a point.
The warthunder collab was nuts
Swaws
Don't forget his TABG voice pack
Heck yeah, Bajur in Max0r's vids, TABG and Warships voice packs, next thing You know he gonna be voicing folks in indie Animations
@@azeroth2994 Honestly, I give him like 2 years tops before he's doing something for CrunchyRoll, english dub-wise
27:04 Skulker opening the microwave and black hole type shit material coming out is the funniest fucking thing ever
He let chat peep the horror
Pandora's box
pandoras…microwave? Oven? Air fryer…?
Macrowave
0:00 “This video contains loud noises”
My brain: “Skulker… what did you do?”
I love that your immediate reaction is wonder what Skulker did this time.
@@undertow619 Because it’s usually always him 🤣🤣
@@phantomsights4533 Have to agree here.
Blackhole microwave, apparently
Has anyone else seen that world of tanks video where Skulker held everyone hostage?
8:30 - bro went from “bro just hit you with a nautical slur? What was that?” to “Cap’n…shiver his timbers”
Best part ^^ I love your guy’s content, keep it up
22:16 The hardest i've laughed all year has to be when Grouse came on screen with no animation! And the delivery of him saying "Drink some water for once in your fucken life" was perfect!
22:20 F**king Grouce man all ways steals the show
Truly amazing
Geuce's Sprite-popping bit is the hardest i've laughed from a Badger vid since "you can't just murder mr. House because a robot told you to!"
"observe"
@@blackstone-gc9pz"How did I lose karma? He was already a vegetbale I was just making a mashed potato."
Dude same. I think that was the best and most intense laugh I've ever had in my whole life!
this is 2019 badger energy, we are SO back
@@cjkelly7536 the bonk had me cackling
I like how this video is much MOAR laid back and relaxed than the rest of the recent videos. Reminds me of the good old 2010’s siege videos
brother that game came out in 2015
@@thecommentor3845 i didn't care to check the dates on the videos
@Scott_TF2 if he was uploading siege videos back then, it would've been with like bandicam or fraps on the lowest possible settings
@@thecommentor38451080p still existed back then I believe?
If "Victory just as the founding fathers intended" is a voice line, "defeat, the founding fathers would be disappointed" better be a voice line
22:19 "drink some water for once in your fucking life"
Literally everyone else in the VC: "No" 😂
BUt water is the best drink of every century. Yeah, quality dropped lately, but it is still good
at this point, bajur and grouse are writing the new payday 3 heists while doing this shitposting
payday 3 still bad tho
honestly, it's the sanest thing I ever heard Grouse say.
And badger brought back his old animation for that bit.
And it’s the only thing he contributes to the video!
With every game and Max0r cameo, Badger is inching closer and closer to being a voice actor and I’m all for it
His voice has become so recognizable that I could point it out of anything.
Badger did gave voice to minos prime in the second video that Max0r did for ultrakill
I just want a video where Max0r joins them in a game
@@marcoricci3936he also voiced that man in front of the 2 fingers
wait what?! where is that robot bastard??
Not only did the title confuse me, but Badger sounding so calm when narrating made me think that I stepped into a alternate universe
Ikr.
big brother got to him
THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING
Literally lmao, thought he uploaded a short or something.
Seriously feels as if he was replaced by an alternate version of himself
25:50 I wonder who that guy could be...
WHAT
BRO ITS YOU
Wassup
YOU. ITS YOU!
THE LEGEND OHMYGODD
"One does not simply expect God to do all the work."
-Boromir
Boromir Graham
That was Joshua from Fallout: New Vegas.
@@ExpandDong420That was Boromir's long lost brother from another mother.
@@nickfury5536Lies and slander...
That's a hard going line right there to be honest if somebody said it in a movie.
I was a blackjack dealer for a few years and dealt a perfect shoe to a player. No joke, 6 decks in blackjack and he won every. single. hand. He didn't up his bet, just played pretty much the same amount every hand. It was something like 35-45 hands? I didn't count at the time and I regret that I didn't. He made something like $30,000? Idk, it was like 8 years ago.
Anyway, Badger is right, do not listen to the voices.
could it be possible that the man's name was Henry Sugar
@heradow4672 holy shit is that a Roald Dahl reference
22:55 I fucking love you can see the box used for the explosion ragdoll, shits a different level of comedic
Fuck yeah, same here
Russian badger, helldivers, play it.
That's the next video. He's been playing it on stream
@@ExHavic BY DEMOCRACY, REALLY!?
In the latest video about lethal company he said he was playing helldivers
@@Joescrazypants ik, i saw, i am exited
I never expected to die laughing over a bastard opening cans of sprite.
Holy shit...
20:27 - 28:30
There’s the whole Sprite bit for y’all, including the beginning context and Skullker summoning Sprite Cthulhu.
EDIT: Hadn't realized how much attention I'd get for posting two time-stamps, but thank all y'all for 5.5k likes on this, and thank you, Badger, for pinnin' this. You're the best, my guy. You may only post once in a blue moon, but they always strike gold. Worth the wait. And the Sprite loss, lol.
Thank you! This is my favorite Badger video for that bit! I find that running joke hilarious!
Agreed, @@Sweetroll_Wolfie. One of, if not his best bits of his TH-cam career
8 minutes of PEAK.
Thank you.
ur gonna want tha 25:06 for the people who want the maximum pop,
also 27:37 is the 'parry loud noise' noise
So basically: Badger made a tutorial of how to exploit a multimillionaire game company, how to overpass copyright with lobsters and how much a person can waste in Sprite cans for the commitment. This is truly, peak comedy.
it's not scamming them to play their free to play game as intended
Yeah this video feels like literally the most sponsored video of all time. I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything Badger has made more than this. Sitting here doing an ad read while acting like somehow playing the game exactly as the devs want you to is getting one over on them just feels kinda gross and embarrassing. No, you’re not “robbing money” by not paying for microtransactions, you’re not the winner in this interaction, stop trying to spin it like the WoW devs are philanthropists.
@@Wooper160atThePondyeah, the way it’s worded sucks
@@stevethebarbarian9876 Don't be a buzzkill.
So... idk if you reall mean "peek" comedy for only peeking through the doorlock of comedy, or if you meant "peak" comedy.
This one was NOT peak comedy.
13:46
Bull Sharks: jokes on you I don't care about whether I'm in saltwater or freshwater I'll still pester you like the inconvenience I am
Salmons: WATER IS WATER!
bull sharks
more like bullshit sharks
@@DAMMITKAKAROT More like No-Bullshit Sharks, they care none for Skullker's wacky rule changes.
@@Complexicon_of_a_Startist that's just more bullshit. plus, they live in goddamn florida.
@@DAMMITKAKAROT It's bullshit to ignore bullshit? Damn, that's news to me-
Also, the fact that they live in Florida makes too much sense lol.
I swear Badger, you are using the Doom 2016 Red Guard skin much more effectively than Doom 2016 ever did. They made such a baller character design and made it a corpse found in hidden areas holding collectibles.
And he attaches the model to Geuce
27:11 Skulker has genuinely never heard someone ask him to turn his soundboard up before. I love how he's legit confused there for a sec.
so real
You know it's crazy when skulker questions you
Skulker got hit by an initimate check
"I want to repeal Bernoulli's Principle"
That wouldn't just screw with Planes but EVERY BIRD WOULD BE FLIGHTLESS. XD (Bats too.)
Penguins, emus, and ostriches: "First time?"
It would also mess with basically ANYTHING that depends on fluid dynamics, including carburetors, boilers, jet engines, and rockets
It is no exaggeration to say it would end life as we know it.
that shit is not real anyway
@@HiakiMahaado Kiwis: "'Tis but a flesh wound!"
I wonder if the recent Red Lobster bankruptcy means Badger's ship could be called the Lobsterfest now
Yes it can, he owns the trademark now
My Lord, Geuce committing to the bit and opening Sprite cans one at a time for each Gamer Supps order was the funniest 8 minutes I have ever watched in my life. He was definitely the funniest out of everyone for this video. Next time I use code Blacklung, I'm just gonna faintly hear a crisp soda can opening and then a "yeah baby!" when that happens lmao 🤣
Same brother. Just need to pick a good caffeine free flavor. Already got Black Cherry, Gamerfart, Red Raspberry, and Kaho’s Bloody Orange. I refuse Blohole blast, it tastes like whale piss.
@@derumasforlos4285wait, how do you know what whale piss tastes like? 🤔
"Dont worry sweetie these will pay for themselves"
19:34 This shot of Cacodemon Heavenly saying what he said completely stationery with only his mouth moving absolutely kills me and i dont know why.
Front facing Heavenly
Y’know, at first I noticed how much more chill this video sounded compared to your recent vids and thought i didn’t like it but then I realized that this felt like a night with the boys. This is probably the biggest compliment I could give to a video.
You’re 100% right. I’m not even one for watching competitive gaming and I have no idea how I got here, but I stayed for the animation and the banter, so this was the perfect vid for me. If he had an alternate channel of just conversation highlights and nothing else, that would be my go to
Agreed, the chill mood where the Bajur can just chat, enjoy himself, etc is good. I'm glad he's found a game he can vibe with not worry too much. Perhaps this is the turning point of him going from being the Siege guy to the Battleship guy.
2:19 GRIND
2:30 GRIND
3:32 GRIND
“Show me a picture of the Pacific Ocean and point out every square with a submarine in it” is one of my new favorite badger quotes I think
Trick question. The answer is "All of them."
@@joskarifinaukr6503 For Atlantic in 1941, that's not that far off from reality :D
Seeing heavenly as a doom demon again filled me with strange nostalgia
Despite everything, it's still him.
20:39 pasta being *that* upset about being called Dominican is so genuine you can feel the anger in his voice 😂
Apparently that's a pretty common thing, hispanics get PISSED when you confuse them with certain others
If there's one thing that black people hate. It's being called Dominican.
If there's one thing that Dominican people hate. It's being called black.
It’s also very accurate to being Hispanic, because they absolutely despise being called the wrong nationality
Now I know that Fluffy (Gabriel Iglesias) was right. 💀
As a Mexican I've learned every Hispanic race has a hierarchy in their brain of the other brown races. Everybody's list is different and we all think we're number 1 and our next door neighbors are at the bottom lmao.
why is this channel so good when it’s literally just a bunch of guy’s screwing around yapping about the most random stuff ever it reminds me of back when i used to have like 200 something friends on playstation and i would just be in these massive 20 people parties just listening to everyone yapping and going on about some of the most random stuff as we clutched up and carried people in stuff like destiny 2 raids and dungeons
Geuce pausing mid-plug because he wasn't sure if Badger would be OK w/ him plugging his own GamerSupps code on his stream was so fucking funny and wholesome. Just dead stop, wrench in the gears.
Oh, he hit the brakes hard.
@@TraustiGeirAnd then right after he got Badger’s okay, he *stomped* on the accelerator with both feet
BLACK…LUNG BABY USE CODE BLACK LUNG
Badger has enough influence to lead an army through Detroit. Thx for all the likes guys! Appreciate it😊
He should become an African warlord.
badger has enough influence to be detroit.
indeed
As a Detroiter, I confirm this.
id do it
I like how atleast 50% of this video was just about Geuce's girlfriends' sprite cans. Good shit.
Guece made real cash money dollars off the stupidest bit I've seen in years and that makes me ecstatic
I read this while drinkinh a sprite
Play helldiver's
Him and his friends would tear that game up with a goated video
Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?"
Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"
Honestly, I'm with Skulker on this one
@@DemonkingdudeI am too. You are wasting your wish if it won’t have longer term consequences on the rest of existence. Like wish for 1 trillion dollars and you just crash your economy but wish to reverse friction is going to have so many more long term effects and possibly including all life dying, all movement going in the opposite direction, once you go in one direction you can’t stop since friction normally slows stuff down but now increases speed, and pulling and pushing are now switched messing with all doors.
Chaotic Neutral vs Chaotic Evil basically
I wish that when anyone stubs there toe they instantly say the n word
No control
Destroyer players: Rat bastard (affectionate)
Submarine players: Rat bastard (derogatory)
Babe wake up the Russian Badger posted a video
Who summoned me?
read this as "Russian The Badger"
There is no babe... They were never real.
babe wake up. wake up babe. please babe wake up. badger posted a video, you can wake up now.
Here i am ladies and fuckfaces
The Geuce bit with the cans reminds me of Lythero's bit where Frieza is opening multiple soda cans.
21:53 the pause for respect before promo is perfection
The day this man discovers helldivers 2 will be the day we take back
Malevelon Creek.
He been streaming it for something like the last week, since the servers stabilized.
Betting 100 it's gonna be next video.
@@panther-nk2hnif it’s not Lethal Company, it’ll be Helldivers 2
bit too late, as of today
Because he already discovered the creek@@grantbeier2461
REMEMBER THE CREEK
21:49 "I am going to commit great crime I'm going...I'm going to bust 12 cans of sprite." 😂😂😂
25:23 they just turned into spongebob's alarm clock wth
"It's a white check, you can retry it."
Badger... did you just make a Disco Elysium reference? My boy, you're a bloody legend.
Badger playing DE would be fucking scary. Can you imagine him meeting Measurehead?!
Guece needs to max out Lady Killer perk
@@Mariodash23 he'd so beat up measurehead
4:34 man just made the entire wows community and former cc's proud with that savage, dirty roast towards cv and ss players.
Yup, can confirm as a CV/SS player myself.
as they rightly fucking deserve
Facts, ain’t no one like them
I felt attacked ngl
I was grinning from ear to ear after hearing that
26:45 just the “I tried dude-“ killed me
just the absolute defeat and hilarity in one deep sigh/breath
Sooo…a couple months later Red Lobster goes bankrupt? Badger? What did you do? HOW MUCH SHRIMP DID YOU EAT TO GRT THE NAME LOBSTERFEST!?!
I listen to badger as I sleep. As I am natively from new mexico, when he metiniod my state, I sat straight up in my bed, whipped my head around towards my phone, and did the most authentic "huh?" Known to man.
You are an NPC and a player you can't perceive clicked E on you while you were in bed.
I'm lying on my bed when I read this comment and laugh so hard that I physically need to stand up so I wouldn't choke to death lol
The funniest thing about the salt water fresh water bit is that alligators and crocodiles will survive ANOTHER extinction event.
Yep
That makes what? Three?
@@Demonkingdudecrocodiles are the endgame lifeform confirmed
Geuce stopping his promo knowing he was on Badgers stream, then slamming it down once he got the go ahead from the King himself. Mad respect ❤
Badger is prob one of the only ppl who can make a 30 min ad watchable and me not regret I just watched a whole ad to a fun game
Fun fact! Destroyers were initially designed to sink torp boats (aka torpedo boat *destroyers* ), then proceeded to become the big torp boats themselves.
One could say destroyers became the things they swore to destroy( *er* )
"You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!"
Wasn't the reason being that Torp Boats could destroy Battleships with ease. Because they didn't have the ease to defend themselves? So nations started building Torpedo Boat Destroyers to counteract the problem, only for Destroyers to become the problem later on
Bring balance to naval warfare, not leave it in darkness!
@@perhaps_a_pikmin essentially yes.
Torpedo boats were too nimble to be train the guns on and plot the firing solution.
Destroyers were lighter, more nimble with faster loading and moving guns.
gotta respect Geuce for taking Badgers roast to heart all the way back from rainbow six and making it his gamer supps flavor
21:57 bro waited for permission to speak like he sayin the WORD OF GOD
*BLACK. LUNG. BABY!*
@@CoalPrice *BLACK! LUNG!*
I would seriously just like to chill with all these dudes for 24 hours. Always having a good time.
my favorite part of Badgers content is remembering he exists 2 months after his last upload to see if theres anything new and then he actually uploads an hour later
Dude that was literally me, I rewatched a video of his the for the first time in months last night and suddenly the man reappears
I literally watched his left 4 dead video 20 minutes before this was posted
1:03 the USS Lobsterminator was probably the best name you could give it
IDK, Chief;
"USS Crawdaddy" sounds like a true Scourge of the Seas
I can also say being New Mexican naming it a lobster theme is crazy that’s probably one of the least eating food here we all about green chili
The blue lobster would like to know your location
USS Prawn Parade
hi badger, i don't know if you'll see this comment, but that tier 7 premium you got at 16:51 is actually named after my direct ancestor Gerhard von Scharnhorst. He was real big in the Prussian military, i believe he fought in the Napoleonic wars, specifically the wars of 4th and 6th coalitions. The ship itself was in its own class of the same name (Scharnhorst) and the first of its class. anyways, awesome video as always!
Never thought I would meet (not exactly meet but see a comment online) an ancestor of a person about whom I read in history class.
The internet truly is wonderful.
@deltawhisky7981 wait you read about Gerhard in your history class?!! That's awesome!!!
That’s cool as sh*t
No more can be said
@@tannerscharnhorst5075 yeah I read about him during my bachelor's degree.
Oh no way!
With each day that passes, we are unironically closer to the USS Lobsterfest... Just leaving that there
"The genie when I wish for every electron to become a proton and vice-versa"
What that wish does essentially is that all regular matter immediately dissolves since nothings holding together molecular bonds nor the nucleus of atoms anymore and then (someone might need to correct me on this part) nuclear explosions everywhere where regular matter was since those protons would be free of the nuclear strong force however since the density within the spaces that the now dissolved regular matter existed in would be relatively unchanged, all those protons and neutrons would be attracted towards the nearest gravitational centers and along the way collide with each other reforming new atomic nuclei in other words atomic fusion, so yeah new stars being born everywhere.
It'd be pretty, but all life would be dissolved in the process... yeah, that is definitely getting added to the banned wish list.
I pray you get dumbed down in the future
Basically pressing the refresh button on the universe, like it's a map of Civ you don't like the start position on.
Why did you do this? Why did you do math?
Bro just wants to reload chunks
It would just be reversed molecules, everything would be it's opposite color
8:31 My man just invented a new insult on the fly just for Badger. What on earth is "slungoid" even supposed to mean?
So you know how humanoid means a human like body type? Okay now slug it. Good example would be a damp Jabba the Hutt.
slungoid is a slur for slungus, a certain orange bunny idk
Humanoid
+
Slug
=
Slungoid
Clearly it's the kind of person that doesn't take turret traverse.
Badger is like a barn cat that visits you after a long time, makes you happy and leaves
Hello there
@@CartopCarrot730general kenobi
Damn, you got fat.
That... Doesn't really make sense, but sure.
Darn bot.
Now the Lobsterfest is possible cuz Red Lobster filed for bankruptcy
The compressed portal radio is such a fucking bop.
Yeah, it's very catchy, I could listen to the portal radio for 5 hours and 19 minutes.
@@Agua_Enlatadanooo
@@Agua_EnlatadaNO.
26:30
I love how everyone was doing NV references and Grous just hits the Xcom "Ironman".
Badger started by calling it a white check. if you don't know what that is, play Disco Elysium.
ironman is a relatively common type of challenge run. XCOM just has it built in
@@burnin8ablethe Disco Elysium reference caught me off guard I had to got back and double check
@@jsteckle4897instantly killed me too, I was like ‘when the hell are we getting a video on that’
It’s Geuce, not grouse. Grouse is the Yellow subtitles. Geuce is the green one.
24:24 for reference, one of my professors helped run a study that found that it only takes 40g of sugar a day to start slowing your ability to form new memories.
Are you telling me that I can minmax dementia?
@@scooble_he is telling you that you can absolutely minmax dementia.
Alzheimer's any % speed run
no joke can i get a link to the study if its public?
guess i will have amnesia in no time then
Badgers THE best AD a Game Company can use. I stg.
Most people when given a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to benefit me?"
Skulker with a genie: "Oh boy, what can I do to inflict the maximum amount of harm to the universe?"
If you would inverse the thing he said ... wings would just change shape? .
Make Lenzs Law reverse itself (it also breaks newtons laws of thermodynamics in the process), which p much destroys the entire understanding of electricity rn
@@leoyamauchi5992I want to add an electron to every atom in the universe
Real talk, I honestly love the slightly more longform, laid-back vibe of this video. The lack of hyperactive editing actually let me absorb the information I was watching and laugh at the bits lmao. Love it, hope you keep it up.
I actually thought he was sick or smth due to how much *hyper-stimulation* most of his vids have, but once you mentioned this i felt dumb
The sequence where Geuce opened up ALL THAT SPRITE and all the nonsense that followed was gut-busting, but Grouse popping up in a T-Pose at 22:20 griping about how we should drink some water fOR ONCE IN OUR GODDAMN LIVES sent me, man. Badger does not miss, ISTG.
Edit: Also, shout-out to Budweiser Prime at 24:30.
also badger you are the only youtuber on the plan of existance that is able to get me to watch 32 minutes and 34 seconds of unending play time i don't know how you do it maybe its your humor or its the unending twitch getting brought up but you are the only person other than asmr that is able to keep me watching your vids for more than 10 minutes
24:36 this whole sprite shenanigan had me fucking wheezing man. i couldn't breathe when he hit us with the boosted throat singing
True lol.made me crack up
26:47
This implies that Badger has played at least a bit of Disco Elysium and I am terrified of what dialogue options he took
That tie probably stayed on the entire go
other games have speech checks
@@skywardstargaze1768 Yeah but that thing on his screen is from Disco
I NEED to see that video
tequila sunset
28:13 I have never heard a more genuine "fuck" like that. Pure concern and aggression
1:08
Nope. We’re not going there today. No. I refuse. No more. Time for bed. /j
it was actually nice to see how progression would actually look like instead of just a press account with everything unlocked and infinite money, and that you did this mostly or if not completely free 2 play major respect badger
25:27 mf just turned into a propellor plane
😂😂😂 you got me laughing
Geuce went from screaming about pizza to cracking open two 12-packs of Sprite for the bit. We love to see it XD
"I was talking to pasta about how I didn't know he was black-"
*Proceeds to get ad*
Perfect timing for an ad.
Y'know, I was happy with just the Jojo reference being used by chat. But then at 8:17 I was FLABBERGASTED to hear Badger speak Japanese and now my day is immensely better already.
Sameee here i was soo shocked he did that
Type stuff
I’m happy they brought back heavenly as a cacao demon
Samr
25:09 POV: You're getting a late-night drink at 2 am.
My favourite scene from Kung fu panda 2 is when the bird goes "parry this you filthy casual" shoots a canon and po actually parrys it
Also known as a Mikiri Counter
I'd like to point out that Badger absolutely could've gotten USS Lobsterfest in the game if he got the consent of RedLobster personally
25:29 “I learned how to throat sing over the summer…”
*Spongebob’s foghorn alarm clock*
Christ..
The wishing part at 13:28 is funny just removing everything important and making world hunger 2x the amount.
I hate you in hollow knight
Also it's actually the first time I heard Skullker's voice actually change a little bit. 💀
19:22 Just the model of a cacodemon that's got a lead paint stare going "nah I'd win" is the funniest shit ever
lead stare lmao
THE LOBOTOMY KAISEN IS REAL
i love this video if for no other reason than it proves what i've always believed - you can succeed and thrive in f2p games without spending a single penny so long as you just play the fucking game 💀
A note on how the supercrates work.
They aren't fully random, as in the game secretly rolls a number between 1 and 100 whenever you get a supercrate from daily containers, and that number determines when you get another supercrate.
Afterwards you start at 0 and and have to climb to the secret number rolled previously with each normal daily crate adding 3 points and lucky crate adding 9 points.
So for example if the game rolled a 30 you'd have to open 10 normal crates, or 3 lucky crates and a normal crate to get another supercontainer.
Of course you never see those numbers because because it's all behind the scenes match meant to counteract extremely bad luck.
i swear, sometimes badger's vids feel like 70 percent of them talking funny stuff and 30 percent gameplay, and man the combo of can opening geuce did is frickin wild
10% sponsorship
20% bits out of context
30% gameplay
40% badger narration.
100% reason to remember the name
@@taptiotrevizo9415 In this case, it felt more like 40% sponsorship, with the title being an advertisement for the F2P aspect of the game, the entire beginning being "Look at these free benefits from playing this F2P game! Look how much fun it is to play this game! Look at how nice the Devs are to you!", and the rest being halfway between actual Badger content, generic World of Warships tutorial, and once again advertising how F2P the game is.
20:27 ayo shoutout to blackmanta getting a new career on the russianbadger channel as a guest star after aquaman 2 flopped
After reaching rock bottom you can only go up
I am here to notify you all that red lobster has filed for bankruptcy