Guardsman: flashlight with paper armor Storm trooper: laser pointer with cardboard armor Sister of battle: pellet gun with leather armor Space marine: .22 rifle with chain mail Dreadnaught: uzzi and chainsaw with plate mail
I jumped onto this immediately, so I'm watching it with the original title. I'm never turning off the TH-cam app. I'm never putting my phone on silence. They can't stop me!
Time for some explanation for those moments Zanny and his buddies didn't know. Imurah is not the Chapter Master of the Thousand Suns, hes some dude thats never appeared before. The true Chapter Master is Ahriman, who would obliterate probably the entire 2nd legion alone. The Daemon is a Lord of Change, a Greater Daemon of the Chaos God Tzeentch. A Dreadnought is both a great honor and curse. When a worthy Astartes has been massively wounded, they'll be put in it. Their actual body will be reduced to just a torso and a head as they'll remain in the suit till death. Some Dreadnoughts are over 6000 years old, their minds falling apart till they are just a monster that knows only to destroy and kill
Worth pointing out Chaos doesn't generally have chapters as the legions were only split into chapters after the Heresy so any chaos chapters came along later (like the Red Corsairs). The originals would be the Chaos legions/chaos warbands depending on how coherent the group remained. (Night Lords have warbands because you have a fight whenever you have more than 2 in a room. Thousand Sons have a legion because they only have a few hundred maybe who are capable of holding a conversation.) Last I was aware, Magnus leads the legion but Ahriman is the First Captain and commands a significant amount of power, both within the warp and within the legion. (I teleport you straight to Tzeentch. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.) Sevetar (Night Lords equivalent first captain) thought he could take him but I think Sevetar thought he could take anybody who Big E doesn't call Son. He's basically a walking exterminatus as long as whoever he's fighting is susceptible to the warp but the joys of serving the chaos god of change is that his support constantly fluctuates and if you throw enough space marines or blanks at him, you'll force him to retreat into the warp. He isn't bad in a martial fight but he's not Kharn and he will quickly hit his limit if he tries to fight everybody directly.
Technicality: Ahriman is Tzeentch's Champion. Chapter Masters do not exist in Chaos Marine Legions and Warbands. Magnus The Red meanwhile is the Daemon Primarch of the Thousand Sons, Tzeentch's Chosen Legion.
@@opusmagnus26 True, the only one close to being called a Legion would be the Night Lords since their new leader is gathering them all to attack Craftworld Ulthwe to avenge Talos. The funniest thing about that is that the Eldar killed Talos because they foresaw a powerful Night Lord would unite the legion and become a great threat to the Craftworld. The Eldar have a tendency to bring about destiny by trying to prevent it.
17:16 You know a game is a certified banger when Zanny has to bust out 3 different camera angles for the same moment. This game is an absolute spectacle!
Zanny being this funny is illegal I sentence you to playing StarWars Outlaws for the next two weeks Edit: if zannys vid reaches 50k in the next 7 days he is free to go Btw thanks you so all for 3.7 k likes Edit: Zanny has been lawyered up by Fromsoftware all the charges have been dropped
you skipped the part where gamers speculated that Emperor actually the one spoke to TItus when he was unconscious. "Rise, son of Guilliman". He could be a saint
Saber admitted that Calgar wasn't the guy talking to Titus, it was a mistake. So yeah, the emperor or one of his fragments is watching over our blueberry boy.
@@MikhailS183 yeah a lot of his fragments seem much nicer then the main whatever is sitting on the throne. like the beloved from darktide or that one that looks like a kid
@@theonlyzanny To be fair Bjorn The Fellhanded, a Dreadnaught of the Space Wolves almost killed a heretic Primarch (I don’t remember which one) though it ended in a cooler version of the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Dude had his arms chopped off and was still ramming into the Primarch. Edit: looked it up, it was Magnus
@@zinogre6225 yeah but thats the like the dreadnaught version of a chapter master, and i mean some of the named dreadnaughts are quite literally considered primarch level at least by the imperium i cant remember who but there is a dreadnaught who served alongside the big E
@23:05 Zanny, here’s a Fun Fact: while there is the strategy tabletop, there’s also several versions of tabletop RPGs for you to play as most of the sides in 40K. Think D&D with how it is, except it’s a D100 system, not D20. You can play Deathwatch, a normal Human, a Space Marine (not Deathwatch), Rogue Traders, Xenos races, and even Chaos! I’ve played it and it’s so damn fun. If y’all wanna try it, I’m willing to host
27:23 The tyrannids have already been invading north america since 2020. Them giant asian hornets got hands. I'm convinced they're part of a larger hive fleet which is on its way to earth right now.
It's somewhat confirmed now that the voice that told Titus to "Rise, son of Guilliman." during the end of the boss cutscene was the emperor himself using his psyker powers. Pretty neat.
20:59 "bro let him rest" Well, at least he's not Dante. Bro have been the Chapter Master for the Blood Angels for around 1000 years and have been through so much that he really want to die just so he can rest. But, just when he is about to die during the Devastation of Baal (Blood Angels homeworld), Sanguinius, his Primarch that had died during Horus Heresy came to him in a vision and pretty much said: "I know that you deserve rest, but shit's still fucked up, so go back and fuck/fix shit up."
4:45 Love how Zanny sees 3 carnifex's (carnifexes?) and immediately throws himself into one and starts brawling it. Truly a mindset the Emperor would approve lmao.
17:06 "In the lore, Dreadnoughts are the strongest things in the entire Imperium" 17:19 Meanwhile the Dreadnought to the Heldrake: "HEY SHITASS" *Yeets a Rock*
Imperium follows a different rank structure to chaos, that chaos guy you were fighting around 6:50 was a chaos lord who leads the thousand sons war band in the game. Which are the blue guys with the Egyptian aesthetic
@@TheChunkNorris GW was super close with the dev team because they didn't want ANY detail to contradict lore so the game is as lore-accurate as you can because GW themselves were there
17:38 "What's this thing supposed to be anyway"--The effects of imperium concealing the existence of Daemons be like Jokes aside that's a Lord of Change, a greater Daemon of Tzeentch. Counterparts would be Bloodthirsters of Khorne, Great Unclean Ones of Nurgle and Keeper of Secrets of Slaanesh.
6:30 If that was a Primarch, that entire system would be screwed, everything on the surface on that planet would've been super screwed, and the 3 of you in that room would ABSOLUTELY NOT SURVIVE
its been 401 days since the last deep rock galactic video, every day is a torture. i keep rewatching your deep rock galactic videos. i am begging you to play it again, please zanny. every day of my life is meaningless without funny dwarfs.
That big bird at 17:38 is a Lord of Change, which is a greater demon of Tzeentch (the chaos god) They are extremely powerful and usually require a lot of psychic energy to summon one. There’s an even bigger one called Kairos Fateweaver, who has two heads and can only see the future and past
Bit of a Thousand Sons nerd here, at least this is as far as I know. (Could be wrong, I'm new and this is the only chapter I keep up on because they're my favorite.) 6:26 The primarch of the Thousand Sons is Magnus the Red, and the chaos lord is Ahzek Ahriman. Ahzek Ahriman is the sorcerer that was responsible for the Rubric of Ahriman, which turned a majority of the Thousand Sons to dust after the Horus Heresy. Magnus banished Ahriman from the planet of sorcerers, where Ahriman now wanders the webway in search of a way to undo the Rubric and the flesh change afflicting his brothers.
No brother, the baddies were the cowardly deserters who were shot before your eyes. You're the best boyscout, now go spread the Emperor's love and joy.
Aight Zanny Here's some lore dump • The Emperor of mankind is at the top basically, he can be as giant as a titan or be his normal human self which is an average man. • His close advisor the most powerful psyker, only second to the emperor: Malcador • the Primarchs, the sons of the emperor, originally was supposed to be his Loyal Generals and advisors that would help him rule a secular Galaxy free of superstition so that "fuck you chaos" twas his ultimate goal, they stand at 11-18ft. • Custodian guard: The emperors personal guard, he specifically genetically created and modified them to be the perfect human beings, literally the fastest, strongest, smartest and most loyal. Second only to the primarchs, they actually don't need a second heart or an extra lung, they are so genetically perfect, they can take most of the bullshit the galaxy throws at them, one custodian continued to fight with half his brain gone. They stand at 9-11ft • His "Angels of death" known for their famous "they shall be the bulwark against the terror and they shall know no fear" the beloved Space Marines. They are made from their Gene father which is their primarch, the emperor basically made a lot of basic vanilla marines and splitting them by quarters, gifting them to the primarchs he slowly but surely found. They all then would get blessings from their primarch father and one of those blessings (aside from their awesome gifts) is a part of their genes which gives the marines under that specific Primarch's command their personalities and traits. • the cream of the crop, the guardsmen, many call them the meat wall of the imperium but sufficed to say, without them, the imperium would have been lost ages ago. They are the backbone of the imperium as it is said that "if a guardsman falls, 10 more shall take his place" • the Adeptus mechanicus is basically also the backbone of the imperium, all them awesome continent sized ships they have? The 100ft tall titans that walk the battlefield? The BANEBLADE!?! Yes they make all of that, without them, the imperium is Xp It is often said that what a guardsman is to a space marine is what the space marines are to the custodes and the custodes and the primarchs go hand in hand together, they custodes are just way more loyal and chill like that 🗿. I basically summarised the imperiums factions a bit but that's the most I can give Zanny, enough to get him up to speed. If you want, I can also quickly summarize the Horus heresy in the reply section
Idk abt average man since he usually shows up as a tanned, 20ft tall Chad with the most luscious hair you can imagine in a massive golden suit that's made of (ormeite? I forgot the name) with a red cape. If that's avg I'm so cooked that I'm just pure carbon.
@@A_Professional422 that's him in his emperor state and his facade of being a large, respectable and very terrifying person with a large stature. The emperor is a being that is made up of about 12 or 1000+ (idk no exact number) shamans that killed themselves so that their collective power could be merged into one but I Perturabo did see the emperor for who he truly is, human sized just like all of us, it is simply him Psychically projecting himself to be large and imposing.
@@A_Professional422 God I can't wait about Henry Cavill's 40k TV series. Hopefully it's animated well and good like Arcane. Live wouldn't do it justice, it'd be expensive trying to CGI about 1000 actors and extras to make them taller than 7ft
A hive city is what you'd get if you took every single city on Earth and smashed them together. Then right-clicked and hit copy/paste a few hundred times.
15:59 Sort of, Space Marines used to be divided into 18 different legions with each one having tens of thousands of marines, these legions were led by the primarchs, but after the horus heresy (don't worry about it), the remaining legions were split into chapters of around 1000 marines each with a chapter master at the head. So yes a chapter master is technically right below a primarch but the two ranks aren't as directly connected as you might think
17:06 the dreadnought is called Valtus and he's one of the best characters in the campaign in my opinion. You can meet him again in one of the operations
“Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the Imperium.” My brother in the Emperor, have you ever heard of an Exterminatus, or at least an Emperor class Titan?
I love how when it feels like I should be going down and my health is clearly gone that's when I start gaming and live long enough to stimm. This game makes your last .05% of health a line of cocaine you can snort to victory. I feel like Allen in the Hangover when he's trying to count cards when my health gets so low.
Sadness time. Just recently this year lost my childhood pup of 11 years, she was a white pitty mix with the most adorable faces when she was tired or just woke up. She'd squint her eyes, get a huuuuuuge smile and shake her body like one of those wobbly metal sheets. Used to watch your videos while layin' down with her sometimes and it sucks remembering she ain't here anymore. It does help seeing kirin and the other pups tho so ty :D
A monkey reaps what he sows 🐵
crowdmade.com/collections/zanny
also dog is at 26:38
Does the goat himself respond?
did you perhaps beat laurence?
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Blood for the blood gods im a heratic angron livessss
Why is their so much other stuff in this dog video?
17:06 "Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the entire Imperium"
From which ocean did you gather these pearls of wisdom?
Imperator titan: pov when the cathedral starts walking
The Phalanx
Oh the amount of hersey in that statement
Guardsman: flashlight with paper armor
Storm trooper: laser pointer with cardboard armor
Sister of battle: pellet gun with leather armor
Space marine: .22 rifle with chain mail
Dreadnaught: uzzi and chainsaw with plate mail
Custodes, titans, knights, primarchs, chapter masters: oh dam I thought I was the best
Changed title to avoid demonetization. Sorry gamers and Tyranids 😔🙏
Damn, weak.....
I jumped onto this immediately, so I'm watching it with the original title. I'm never turning off the TH-cam app. I'm never putting my phone on silence. They can't stop me!
you're WEAK!
@@dragomight8851 whats the original?
lmfao
You don't need to explain a hive city, I've been to New York.
Hive Cities are if you slapped LA on top of New York on top of Paris.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 And all of those on top of Tokyo. Seriously Tokyo just fucking stretches on.
@@ZAH33D
Because Tokyo is really a collection of cities more than an actual city
you definitely haven't
@@steelbear2063 Fr even calling it a super city won't be doing it any justice.
Time for some explanation for those moments Zanny and his buddies didn't know.
Imurah is not the Chapter Master of the Thousand Suns, hes some dude thats never appeared before. The true Chapter Master is Ahriman, who would obliterate probably the entire 2nd legion alone.
The Daemon is a Lord of Change, a Greater Daemon of the Chaos God Tzeentch.
A Dreadnought is both a great honor and curse. When a worthy Astartes has been massively wounded, they'll be put in it. Their actual body will be reduced to just a torso and a head as they'll remain in the suit till death. Some Dreadnoughts are over 6000 years old, their minds falling apart till they are just a monster that knows only to destroy and kill
Worth pointing out Chaos doesn't generally have chapters as the legions were only split into chapters after the Heresy so any chaos chapters came along later (like the Red Corsairs). The originals would be the Chaos legions/chaos warbands depending on how coherent the group remained. (Night Lords have warbands because you have a fight whenever you have more than 2 in a room. Thousand Sons have a legion because they only have a few hundred maybe who are capable of holding a conversation.) Last I was aware, Magnus leads the legion but Ahriman is the First Captain and commands a significant amount of power, both within the warp and within the legion. (I teleport you straight to Tzeentch. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.)
Sevetar (Night Lords equivalent first captain) thought he could take him but I think Sevetar thought he could take anybody who Big E doesn't call Son. He's basically a walking exterminatus as long as whoever he's fighting is susceptible to the warp but the joys of serving the chaos god of change is that his support constantly fluctuates and if you throw enough space marines or blanks at him, you'll force him to retreat into the warp. He isn't bad in a martial fight but he's not Kharn and he will quickly hit his limit if he tries to fight everybody directly.
Imurah was in a book or something
I wanna see a Custodes Telemon Dreadnought fight a Lord of Change, imagine both of them duking it out at the scale shown in Space Marine 2
Technicality: Ahriman is Tzeentch's Champion. Chapter Masters do not exist in Chaos Marine Legions and Warbands. Magnus The Red meanwhile is the Daemon Primarch of the Thousand Sons, Tzeentch's Chosen Legion.
@@opusmagnus26 True, the only one close to being called a Legion would be the Night Lords since their new leader is gathering them all to attack Craftworld Ulthwe to avenge Talos.
The funniest thing about that is that the Eldar killed Talos because they foresaw a powerful Night Lord would unite the legion and become a great threat to the Craftworld. The Eldar have a tendency to bring about destiny by trying to prevent it.
The way Zanny rips a tyranid in half before mag dumping into a carnifex is full of the exaggerated swagger of a Black Templar.
Preem callback
14:39 - I like how as soon as Zanny realised what was about to happen, he immediately shouts: *_"WITH ME!!!"_*
Bro locked in.
"Space Marine 2 makes xenophobia look kinda fire" is a crazy title💀💀
Tbf, it's different when you're discussing a galactic existential threat.
Xenophobia has always been fire
Open fire.
The reason the imperium fights horrible terrifying xenos is because they killed all the friendly ones
@@ethanmcfarland8240 Wrong, there was nothing that was friendly!
@StarboyXL9 that's the kind of guy that thinks, "Let's just talk to the Hrud!" And ends up being aged into antiquity for his troubles.
17:16 You know a game is a certified banger when Zanny has to bust out 3 different camera angles for the same moment. This game is an absolute spectacle!
Zanny being this funny is illegal I sentence you to playing StarWars Outlaws for the next two weeks
Edit: if zannys vid reaches 50k in the next 7 days he is free to go
Btw thanks you so all for 3.7 k likes
Edit: Zanny has been lawyered up by Fromsoftware all the charges have been dropped
This is too far brother
@@Saaaaaans NO. COMMUNITY SERVICE, JAIL TIME, BEING AT A FAMILY REUNION, ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT
Truly a fate worse than death
@@VenomBean17I wouldn’t wish a Family Reunion on my worst enemy
someone call geneva, this is cruel and unusual punishment.
you skipped the part where gamers speculated that Emperor actually the one spoke to TItus when he was unconscious. "Rise, son of Guilliman". He could be a saint
Saber admitted that Calgar wasn't the guy talking to Titus, it was a mistake. So yeah, the emperor or one of his fragments is watching over our blueberry boy.
Would be better (and obvious) if He said "Rise, son of 13th primarch"
@@Ddarth_sidious It would be.
Last interaction with Guilliman began with "The Thirteenth"...
Like, weird way to say hello but ok Emps.
“Son of guilliman. 13.”
@@MikhailS183 yeah a lot of his fragments seem much nicer then the main whatever is sitting on the throne. like the beloved from darktide or that one that looks like a kid
Dreadnoughts are not the strongest by a damn mile priemarchs, titans, The emperor
I don't think he was counting Primarchs and Big E
@@theonlyzanny To be fair Bjorn The Fellhanded, a Dreadnaught of the Space Wolves almost killed a heretic Primarch (I don’t remember which one) though it ended in a cooler version of the Black Knight from Monty Python and The Holy Grail. Dude had his arms chopped off and was still ramming into the Primarch.
Edit: looked it up, it was Magnus
@@zinogre6225 Oh man you should really check out the story of Rylanor the Dreadnaught
@@zinogre6225 yeah but thats the like the dreadnaught version of a chapter master, and i mean some of the named dreadnaughts are quite literally considered primarch level at least by the imperium i cant remember who but there is a dreadnaught who served alongside the big E
@@ALoser-ThisIsTotallyUniquethe one that spent 1000 years arming a bomb to get the jump on fulgrim and the other traitors?
@23:05 Zanny, here’s a Fun Fact: while there is the strategy tabletop, there’s also several versions of tabletop RPGs for you to play as most of the sides in 40K. Think D&D with how it is, except it’s a D100 system, not D20. You can play Deathwatch, a normal Human, a Space Marine (not Deathwatch), Rogue Traders, Xenos races, and even Chaos! I’ve played it and it’s so damn fun. If y’all wanna try it, I’m willing to host
I thought there was only dark heresy, rogue trader, ect? Which ttrpgs cover chaos and space marines?
@@zygardegodslayer4750 check out Black Crusade, Dark Heresy, Deathwatch and Only War
@@zygardegodslayer4750deathwatch for space marines, black crusade for chaos
I think the system is Warhammer 40K: Wrath and Glory if I remember right. @@zygardegodslayer4750
What's it called?
27:23 The tyrannids have already been invading north america since 2020. Them giant asian hornets got hands. I'm convinced they're part of a larger hive fleet which is on its way to earth right now.
We know what we must do
Zanny: "Try harder, Hive tyrant."
Hive tyrant: **Starts trying harder**
Zanny: "I take it back!"
It's somewhat confirmed now that the voice that told Titus to "Rise, son of Guilliman." during the end of the boss cutscene was the emperor himself using his psyker powers. Pretty neat.
20:59 "bro let him rest"
Well, at least he's not Dante. Bro have been the Chapter Master for the Blood Angels for around 1000 years and have been through so much that he really want to die just so he can rest. But, just when he is about to die during the Devastation of Baal (Blood Angels homeworld), Sanguinius, his Primarch that had died during Horus Heresy came to him in a vision and pretty much said: "I know that you deserve rest, but shit's still fucked up, so go back and fuck/fix shit up."
"You will be assaulted by lies and illusions" "Ahh Election season"- Yeti
Ain't that the truth
The stream section starting from 10:18 had me genuinely with laughter, you and the bois in this vid are comedy geniuses honestly
"Abbadon's onlyfans"is CRAZY and i dont think enough people caught it lol
Need Fulgrim's OF fr
I smell a bunch of heresy here
@@zhengbqfulgrim’s would probably involve the demonculaba
4:45 Love how Zanny sees 3 carnifex's (carnifexes?) and immediately throws himself into one and starts brawling it. Truly a mindset the Emperor would approve lmao.
17:06 Imperator Titan be like -_-
The aneurysm is inevitable
Probably got titans and dreadnoughts confused tbf, the imperium have lots of big mech stuff™️
ordinatus machines be like ':0
17:21 hearing them freaking out to the Dreadnought throwing the statue is definition of peak gaming moment
*GOOD NEWS BROTHER ZANNY UPLOADED BROTHER*
“In the name of the Emperor, I cast you down.”
This line goes so hard.
Slur for snipers
Scopers
Dude, the hard R? Seriously?
Sniper alone is enough of a slur
My scopas agree with this
Another is smgper
@@A_Professional422 sounds like jealousy and skissue
17:19 the absolute best scene with the dreadnoughts, just throws a whole ass statue at that abomination
17:06 "In the lore, Dreadnoughts are the strongest things in the entire Imperium"
17:19 Meanwhile the Dreadnought to the Heldrake: "HEY SHITASS" *Yeets a Rock*
27:23 wait i'm not liking the video then
I ain’t risking it
Are you by any chance a terrorist?
What’s wrong with you?!
9:26 - Actually cried laughing at that edit. I don't know why, maybe I'm broken.
25:55 there is 4-6 liters of blood in the human body, (not a serial killer) but a med student
Imperium follows a different rank structure to chaos, that chaos guy you were fighting around 6:50 was a chaos lord who leads the thousand sons war band in the game. Which are the blue guys with the Egyptian aesthetic
The giant demon bird is a Lord of Change, one of the Greater Demons of Tzeentch
@@landanross2966 they nailed the daemons I think.
@@TheChunkNorris GW was super close with the dev team because they didn't want ANY detail to contradict lore so the game is as lore-accurate as you can because GW themselves were there
15:35 gotta love Papa Smurf the dripiest Ultra Marine out there
@17:22 is the most epic instance of "rock beats scissors".
25:33 "Marine Squad deployed."
"Eat boltgun!"
17:38 "What's this thing supposed to be anyway"--The effects of imperium concealing the existence of Daemons be like
Jokes aside that's a Lord of Change, a greater Daemon of Tzeentch. Counterparts would be Bloodthirsters of Khorne, Great Unclean Ones of Nurgle and Keeper of Secrets of Slaanesh.
26:42 thats one loud boy
I can’t stress enough how much I love hearing the arcade version of “Through the Trees” as the outro… Also the video was dope af.👌
6:30
If that was a Primarch, that entire system would be screwed, everything on the surface on that planet would've been super screwed, and the 3 of you in that room would ABSOLUTELY NOT SURVIVE
17:00, they sound like kids who are happy to see their superhero showing up
"In the name of the Emperor, I cast you down!"
This will remain rent free in my head for a good while.
It feels nice to be early
Ιndeed
It feels good to be a winah
Very much
Fr
Yes
17:18 "In the name of the Emperor, I cast you down!"
0:37 we need a counter for this, including the last video.
Kinda fire!? Brother, to not be xenophobic would be heresy.
"Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the Imperium"
Watches as an Imperator Titan steps on the dreadnought
Watches as Imperial Knight blasts dreadnought with a 120mm round
9:44
That gagging, crying sound has me tearing up 🤣🤣
17:06 warlord titan slowly approaching with merderus intent
15:27 absolute cinema 💀
17:20 In the name of the emperor, i cast you down! Goes so hard brooo 😭
16:47 holy shit that is badass
21:28 WOW the absolute SECOND Zanny heard his voice without the filter he knew exactly who it was. Thats imnpressive
17:20 bro that Dreadnought was on demon time when he threw that😂
"it has a health bar it's not a Primarch" I was nor prepared for that and woke my land lord up with one very manly guffaw.
25:50 Seeing an Astartes Anonymous short was like finding my crack dealer in a Walmart cereal aisle
By the way, in the cutscene when we hear "Rise, son of Guilliman" it's not from Chapter Master Marneus Calgar but from our God Emperor himself
Rock and stone!
Wrong game brother
DID SOMEONE SAY ROCK AND STONE?
Rock and Stone
IF YOU ROCK N STONE, YOURE NEVER ALONE
When did the Leagues of Votann get here?
7:18 "Cheating! HE'S CHEATING! HE'S CHEATIIIIIINNNGGG!!!" its called pysker powers and sorcery but yeah its technically cheating.
Zanny slowly learning 40K lore and factions puts a smile on this battle brother's face.
7:57 Bulwark is my main. Do it. If you like the melee, you WILL like bulwark. And you can hit people with your shueld
Day 5 of asking Zanny to take anabolic steroids.
If Zanny hops on I will too
@@aidanholloran3055 same
ok yall zip it up when your done 🤦♂️
Zanny the Natty would never do it
its been 401 days since the last deep rock galactic video, every day is a torture. i keep rewatching your deep rock galactic videos. i am begging you to play it again, please zanny. every day of my life is meaningless without funny dwarfs.
Brother Dreadnought really went "Woe, rock be upon ye" on the Helldrake I fucking died
That big bird at 17:38 is a Lord of Change, which is a greater demon of Tzeentch (the chaos god)
They are extremely powerful and usually require a lot of psychic energy to summon one.
There’s an even bigger one called Kairos Fateweaver, who has two heads and can only see the future and past
1:06 "It's the BANEBLAADE!"
26:48 bro is sounding the war drums, in the name of the primarch Zanny
Bit of a Thousand Sons nerd here, at least this is as far as I know. (Could be wrong, I'm new and this is the only chapter I keep up on because they're my favorite.)
6:26 The primarch of the Thousand Sons is Magnus the Red, and the chaos lord is Ahzek Ahriman.
Ahzek Ahriman is the sorcerer that was responsible for the Rubric of Ahriman, which turned a majority of the Thousand Sons to dust after the Horus Heresy. Magnus banished Ahriman from the planet of sorcerers, where Ahriman now wanders the webway in search of a way to undo the Rubric and the flesh change afflicting his brothers.
No brother, the baddies were the cowardly deserters who were shot before your eyes. You're the best boyscout, now go spread the Emperor's love and joy.
Zanny ignoring the hype speech from the Cadian general kinda hurt, ngl
True ngl
unlucky ADHD moment
And also not realising that it's a fucking Baneblade that he was standing on
Not seeing the Baneblade in action made me a little sad
what is a baneblade
Aight Zanny Here's some lore dump
• The Emperor of mankind is at the top basically, he can be as giant as a titan or be his normal human self which is an average man.
• His close advisor the most powerful psyker, only second to the emperor: Malcador
• the Primarchs, the sons of the emperor, originally was supposed to be his Loyal Generals and advisors that would help him rule a secular Galaxy free of superstition so that "fuck you chaos" twas his ultimate goal, they stand at 11-18ft.
• Custodian guard: The emperors personal guard, he specifically genetically created and modified them to be the perfect human beings, literally the fastest, strongest, smartest and most loyal. Second only to the primarchs, they actually don't need a second heart or an extra lung, they are so genetically perfect, they can take most of the bullshit the galaxy throws at them, one custodian continued to fight with half his brain gone. They stand at 9-11ft
• His "Angels of death" known for their famous "they shall be the bulwark against the terror and they shall know no fear" the beloved Space Marines. They are made from their Gene father which is their primarch, the emperor basically made a lot of basic vanilla marines and splitting them by quarters, gifting them to the primarchs he slowly but surely found. They all then would get blessings from their primarch father and one of those blessings (aside from their awesome gifts) is a part of their genes which gives the marines under that specific Primarch's command their personalities and traits.
• the cream of the crop, the guardsmen, many call them the meat wall of the imperium but sufficed to say, without them, the imperium would have been lost ages ago. They are the backbone of the imperium as it is said that "if a guardsman falls, 10 more shall take his place"
• the Adeptus mechanicus is basically also the backbone of the imperium, all them awesome continent sized ships they have? The 100ft tall titans that walk the battlefield? The BANEBLADE!?! Yes they make all of that, without them, the imperium is Xp
It is often said that what a guardsman is to a space marine is what the space marines are to the custodes and the custodes and the primarchs go hand in hand together, they custodes are just way more loyal and chill like that 🗿. I basically summarised the imperiums factions a bit but that's the most I can give Zanny, enough to get him up to speed.
If you want, I can also quickly summarize the Horus heresy in the reply section
Idk abt average man since he usually shows up as a tanned, 20ft tall Chad with the most luscious hair you can imagine in a massive golden suit that's made of (ormeite? I forgot the name) with a red cape.
If that's avg I'm so cooked that I'm just pure carbon.
@@A_Professional422 that's him in his emperor state and his facade of being a large, respectable and very terrifying person with a large stature. The emperor is a being that is made up of about 12 or 1000+ (idk no exact number) shamans that killed themselves so that their collective power could be merged into one but I Perturabo did see the emperor for who he truly is, human sized just like all of us, it is simply him Psychically projecting himself to be large and imposing.
@@thadz2493 oh that's neat, I remember reading about the shaman thing, I don't think an exact number was given
@@A_Professional422 God I can't wait about Henry Cavill's 40k TV series. Hopefully it's animated well and good like Arcane. Live wouldn't do it justice, it'd be expensive trying to CGI about 1000 actors and extras to make them taller than 7ft
How would a Rogue Trader stack up in terms of importance? I played the RPG but have no idea whether they’re a big deal.
PvP in space marines 2 has CRAZY potential
Really fun surprisingly
“Should you falter on the path for even a moment, I will show no mercy.”
From which ocean do you gather these pearls of wisdom?
They don´t have helmets on, because they´re NAMED ULTRAMARINES CHARACTERS.
Who needs helmets, when you have plot armor?
10:15 “thank you for gifting one holy scripture” 😂
"Are we the good guys?" No
"Are we the baddies?" No
"Drums, drums in the deep...they are coming." Your dog's tail smacking the furniture.
Aside from this and Doom, I don't think another game has the same ability to triple your testosterone levels just by playing one mission
trepang2
I love the respect given to zanny here even while still in character that had me dying 0:19
A hive city is what you'd get if you took every single city on Earth and smashed them together. Then right-clicked and hit copy/paste a few hundred times.
15:59 Sort of, Space Marines used to be divided into 18 different legions with each one having tens of thousands of marines, these legions were led by the primarchs, but after the horus heresy (don't worry about it), the remaining legions were split into chapters of around 1000 marines each with a chapter master at the head. So yes a chapter master is technically right below a primarch but the two ranks aren't as directly connected as you might think
5:39 he just like me fr
17:06 the dreadnought is called Valtus and he's one of the best characters in the campaign in my opinion. You can meet him again in one of the operations
Zanny my friend beat you in space marine 2 yesterday. And you should beat lawerance
He Beat lawrence!
My uncle that works at Nintendo beat him too
@@schattenhuhn611 the joke is that on one of his videos he said there would be a quiz in the cycle “bullied by Laurence, played ds1, beat Laurence”
@@schattenhuhn611it's a bit batman
@@shakibahmed6044 hmm
“Dreadnoughts are the strongest thing in the Imperium.”
My brother in the Emperor, have you ever heard of an Exterminatus, or at least an Emperor class Titan?
ERECTUS!!
PENISIUS!!
BIGGUS DICKUS
FLACCIDIUS!!
Biggu Dickus Brother!!!
COCKULUS
The speech going on prior to the execution is legendary. You gotta go back and listen
Brother I am pinned here!
Pin this guy. RN!
IT IS THE BAAAAAAAANEEBLAAAAAAAAAAADE
Pin him with haste brother
THE EVENING SWAN?!?!?!????
Strike from the sky, brothers!
It's so glorious watching them all simultaneously fawning over the Dreadnought
Xenophobia in Warhammer is 100% justified. Purge the xenos!
I think that's because the imperium purged everyone and everything that was nice.
“They’re so passionate about the standard”
*raises standard*
“OH! WWITH MEEE! WITH MEEEEEEEEE”
Day 72 of asking zanny to play DEAD CELLS
Nice grind but you will never reach the level of the uncharted guy
@@Saaaaaanshe is my ideal
@@Patdab07 200 more days and you can be in the Jedi council next to him
@@Saaaaaans The uncharted guy is simply a different breed
this terrible joke is played out kids
I love how when it feels like I should be going down and my health is clearly gone that's when I start gaming and live long enough to stimm. This game makes your last .05% of health a line of cocaine you can snort to victory. I feel like Allen in the Hangover when he's trying to count cards when my health gets so low.
12:31 these dreadnoughts aren't like from the imperium they eternally suffer and beings put in one isn't a sign of respect but a way of punishment
15:49 absolutely, I was in disbelief when he showed up.
15:37 carlgoat 🗿
Zanny callling the zoanthropes "engineers" is a huge Halo W
Fun fact: in 40k everyone is the bad guy
Chaos take
least obvious Heratic
@@Trentofredwallexpound. Cuz they ain't wrong
Farsight Enclaves and Salamanders
Nah humanity is always right, the stars belong to us
Zanny, in the final fight there has been a change to the line when calgar asks Titus to wake up, now the line has been assigned to the Emperor
1:06 listen to this part in German😭
Whhhhhyyyyy?
Sadness time.
Just recently this year lost my childhood pup of 11 years, she was a white pitty mix with the most adorable faces when she was tired or just woke up. She'd squint her eyes, get a huuuuuuge smile and shake her body like one of those wobbly metal sheets. Used to watch your videos while layin' down with her sometimes and it sucks remembering she ain't here anymore.
It does help seeing kirin and the other pups tho so ty :D
4:00 funni cut scream