@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan - I have received information recently that leads my systems to the conclusion that "TH-cam" is very likely a common human enjoyment activity.
Jacksfilms: make me an outro Marshall: Execute order 194: Create funny outro... Success Execute order 967: Bribe jack to feature Marshall... SuccEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEss. Shut down
4:43 Fact: Any process that locks up a system for some finite time T, such as big updates and backups, must entertain the system's human overlords with dial-up noises.
@@lastfirst6094 Said the person that assumes we criticize Mark Zuckerberg's greed and shady business behavior because he's Jewish, and not because he's a greedy corporate overlord.
Nyormal HUmane I DO NOT UNDERSTAND FELLOW HUMAN. HOW CAN A VIDEO BE A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY - SPECIFICALLY A BONE IN THE ARM? I THINK YOU MAY NEED TO REFRESH biology.exe
1:56 Something I've seen before that goes along those lines, and that I absolutely love, is: In the manliest voice you can muster, just say "Bubbles" to yourself. Most of the time, I can't even get around to saying it because I'm laughing too much!
One day, the patreon list will be so long to require an entire video just for it. "There are too many, I can't sing for so long every time!" "Then sing just one time and call it a day." "Deal."
[sings] Here's to all of my Patrons and your generous donations like all the names listed at the side that are scrolling up the screen on the right I hope that I spelled your names correct ly yyyyyyyy
Salvatore D'Amico Sorrow TV had long ass patreon outros but I'm not complaining because they weren't boring at all, maybe he'll just change from singing to something else.
Marshal whispering “beep boop” and laughing after saying it every time is like me when I’m up at 3AM and my body refuses to go to sleep so I just act like I’m drunk and laugh a lot after saying random phrases
Beep boop literally helps - I was super depressed a while ago, as someone with serious depression usually is, and I remembered to say the beep boop thing and I was giggling almost instantly.
How dare you make fun of Lord Elon!? If he found out I'm watching this he would kill me instantly! Then again, I've been watching this for 3 minutes and so far nothing hap
"Do you have protection?"
"Yes, I have norton antivirus."
*N O R T I O N* anti virus
condomantiprotect
69th like
P U S S Y
destroyer.
My turns on include *DEPRESSION*
PiZzA TiMe
Beep boop
Therapist: lets help you get rid of depression!
Me: This item is apart of the units body it can't be unequipped
And hugs
Hot Borsch isuauajakakak
"judas your order is ready"
*"you put betrayal on it right?"*
"as always"
Anyway,that'll cost like..13 silver
Execute order66.exe
Pixel I've seen u before...
@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 *13
@@imppro,thanks.
The beep boop trick upgraded:
Say it in the most seductive voice you can do
This is more than an upgrade, this is a whole new version that is more effective as a multiplayer experience
this just made me realize how un-sexy my voice is and I’m sad
The click?
*bEEp bOOp*
My outside voice didn't say the line seductively, but my inside voice sure did!
Beep boop cured my depression
Cooladri 18 beeeeep booooooooop
I am turned on. *beep bang*
BEEP BO- *_WHEEEEEZZEEE_*
"beep boop"
my sides MY SIDES
*beep boop*
EXECUTE LAUGHTER.EXE
EXECUTE LIKE.EXE
EXECUTE REPLY.EXE
EXECUTEREPLY2.EXE
EXECUTE REPLY3.EXE
EXECUTE REPLY4.EXE
beep boop oil my fellow american
Dio Drando beep boop cheeseburger
Dio Drando beep boop Asia bad
*_OIL_*
Dio Drando beep Beep Good Morning My fellow human, how was your sleep??? Beep Beep Boop Bop
Dio Drando *AMERICA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
"I was born in *the dark* "
You merely adopted it!
My turn ons are hugging and
*D E P R E S S I O N*
14y/o white girls who listen to Billie Eyelash:
Why do you not want to see this?
⚪️ it’s inappropriate
⚪️ it’s uninteresting
⚫️ I’m in this comment and i don’t like it
Therapist: lets help you get rid of depression!
Me: This item is apart of the units body it can't be unequipped
beepboopbeepboopBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOP
*_BEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBEEPBOOP_*
0:14 i thought i was finna get rickroll'd there
Someone hasn't played Chrono Trigger.
@@seant1326 For the first second, I thought this was from Earthbound or at least an Earthbound ripoff or hack
Really, I thought I was gonna get rickrolled as well. ☺️ Lol!
@@seant1326 th-cam.com/video/yEat9fB2ZbU/w-d-xo.html
You got RoboRolled.
WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING? MY -AUDITORY SENSORS- EARS CANNOT STAND THIS.
OMG SAME
We ArE CoFuSeD tOo
Then I shall enjoy it as well
*Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
That was very enjoyable. I wish to go through the process of doing that again a single day in the future.
@@EmblemAsura do the humans enjoy TH-cam?
@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan - I have received information recently that leads my systems to the conclusion that "TH-cam" is very likely a common human enjoyment activity.
Retro CreaTbJ I shall add that to my database.
I forgot about the Google Autocomplete dating profile! I happened to be eating at the time and almost inhaled my food from laughing so hard.
*My turn-ons are*
hugging and *depression*
My turn-offs are *being blocked on whatsapp* and *being found in human form*
Same, Autocomplete, same.
Body type: My body *IS READY*
I die laughing when I think of it💀
I live in a shed had me dead 😂💀
My turn ons are hugging and *DEPRESSION*
Don't you just love depression?
mine too! *OMGWEHAVESOMUCHINCOMMON.EXE*
Jacksfilms: make me an outro
Marshall: Execute order 194: Create funny outro... Success
Execute order 967: Bribe jack to feature Marshall... SuccEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEss.
Shut down
While at it, execute Order 66.
While at it, delete System32.
I have norton antivirus
i have a norton viral infection.
I have bonzi buddy
i have protegent
i have AIDS
I have a army
Okay, so that "beep boop" one actually works. I've been dealing with a depressive episode for a bit and it actually made me laugh.
Delete System32.
It saves you about 36 GB.
But your computer will be broken forever.
Nope Windows goes into self recovery mode and... Recovers itself..
@@kruemmelbande5078 but what if it goes into self discovery mode?
@@aidsdoh8286
hot
@@TheCatMurgatroyd w-what?
@@aidsdoh8286
H
O
T
4:40 ahh that's why my cat is broken the update failed!
Take it to your local repair shop; they have a USB drive with the update that they can stick in.
*I*
**EMOTION**
*you*
YOU AGAIN
@@therudestofclouds2007 I **emotion** you too
@@therudestofclouds2007 Job Simulator.
when you have to use a mouth to chew food.
this was made by charger gang.
You need more likes fam.
Made by Nasogastric tuber gang
This comment of which you have deserved more "Likes".
I say this because it would give me the emotion known as "Happiness".
1:56 Dammit it actually worked. 😂
Same here
I fucking died laughing trying to whisper it
@TootInABoot um I'm a cyborg so ok
2:11
The point where he tried -that disgusting thing called- ASMR
The *beep boop* one actually works😂
4:43 Fact: Any process that locks up a system for some finite time T, such as big updates and backups, must entertain the system's human overlords with dial-up noises.
I lost it at "Russian girls"!!
"do you have protection?"
yes i have *_norton antivirus_*
*OH* *THE* *IRONY*
HAHA. I GET IT. IRON.
DerAlexis shush! Don't say that!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. I AM JUST ENJOYING THE AMBIGUITY OF HUMAN LANGUAGE CALLED "PUN".
Poro Biscuits Didn't get it
Edit:I got it
Mark Zuckerberg wants to know your location
Mark Zuckerberg *knows* your location.
gotta love that casual antisemitism
@@ДмитроПрищепа-д3я Mark Zuckerberg *Is at* your location
@@lastfirst6094 Said the person that assumes we criticize Mark Zuckerberg's greed and shady business behavior because he's Jewish, and not because he's a greedy corporate overlord.
He's a lizard
YES FELLOW HUMAN THIS VIDEO IS HUMERUS
Nyormal HUmane I DO NOT UNDERSTAND FELLOW HUMAN. HOW CAN A VIDEO BE A PART OF THE HUMAN BODY - SPECIFICALLY A BONE IN THE ARM? I THINK YOU MAY NEED TO REFRESH biology.exe
*humorous
Or humourous i believe
*_LAUGHTER.EXE_*
Command:/[type=whoosh] [type=commentor:FGV Cosmic]
Derp Baked Potato.
Print("goddamnit.");
1:56 Something I've seen before that goes along those lines, and that I absolutely love, is:
In the manliest voice you can muster, just say "Bubbles" to yourself. Most of the time, I can't even get around to saying it because I'm laughing too much!
Also, you can't say "Bubbles" angrily.
Damn Bubbles, what a lucky girl.
Skynet approves this
Elzeta Wow wat a old reference
I like how he genuinely care about his patrons. He actually has a extremely beautiful voice and I would love to hear music from him
Elongated muskrat
Elongated Musket, you donut!
Oh no, I’m a donut
Ser Are you at least a good donut?
Bradley Sherlock whoops my b
0:36 "My sweet, I [EMOTION] you!"
-ah yes, job simulator-
One day, the patreon list will be so long to require an entire video just for it.
"There are too many, I can't sing for so long every time!"
"Then sing just one time and call it a day."
"Deal."
[sings] Here's to all of my Patrons
and your generous donations
like all the names listed
at the side that
are scrolling up the screen on the right
I hope that I spelled your names correct
ly
yyyyyyyy
Salvatore D'Amico
Sorrow TV had long ass patreon outros but I'm not complaining because they weren't boring at all, maybe he'll just change from singing to something else.
Marshal whispering “beep boop” and laughing after saying it every time is like me when I’m up at 3AM and my body refuses to go to sleep so I just act like I’m drunk and laugh a lot after saying random phrases
*M E O W*
Elzeta WHAT
1:38
2:22
M E O W
*SQUARE CAT*
*THEY GROW UP SO FAST*
Everyday Detroit: Become Human is becoming more and more like a possible reality
*amused.exe*
YOU SHALL BE THE LAST TO GET CONVERTED INTO BIOFUEL, HUMAN.
but why? please vore me robot overlord's
@@natehall3131 welp I guess I'm going to orbital strike myself
_"Obey your robot overlords..."_
*aLrIgHt, I sEe No NeGaTiVe SiDe AfFeCtS hApPeNiNg FrOm ThIs*
Beep boop
Loop zoop
Moop coop
Poopity scoop. Scoop de poopity woop
Peepee poopoo
Spoody ploop
I need 20 minutes of Marshall just whispering "beep boop"
Beep boop works
Beep boop
Durrrr
Beep boop
help it doesn't work.
Beep boop literally helps - I was super depressed a while ago, as someone with serious depression usually is, and I remembered to say the beep boop thing and I was giggling almost instantly.
1:38
Holy shit the HD minecraft looks realistic af!
MINECRAFT MEOW
it looks like an ocelot
por que tu nombre esta en español¿
That's not minecraft, that's a roblox 3d model.
Someone: *depressed and crying*
Robot: MM SO HOT
2:04 and now that's how u save the pitiful children
Was that a be more chill reference?
pFFFFT
I dont use condoms, I use Norton Antivirus
Beep boop
Beep boop
Beep boop
Beep boop
It’s not working
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Ser try more? I mean try extending the time of length of the step soo your chance of succeeding is raising by 10%
Ser ikr! I'm still depressed!
I had to laugh immediately, worked for me :D
XD it worked
Unfortunately, I have become immune to whispering beep boop to myself. End me.
**Beep Boop intensifies**
I havent gotten happier with the beep boop thing wtf did i do wrong
The autocorrect dating profile was the solution! Who knew!?
0:53 I'm sorry, but Norton is not good enough
You need McAfee
Typing that physically hurt me.
OF COURSE, ROMANTIC PARTNER. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Robot weddings in a nut/Python shell.
Foolish humans, you have no idea who you are mocking.
a = io.read()
if a == "Beep Boop"
Depression = false
end
In Soviet Russia, girls do you
*_B L Y A T_*
CaucasianDeviation noice
CaucasianDeviation I have a dismaying imagine in my head now
Cinnamon good
EXECUTE {SNYTAX/RUSSAIN[LAUGHING.exe]}
I started whispering Beep Boop with Marshal. It kind of really works, ya know? :')
YES I AM HUMAN AND I LIKE THIS VIDEO. BEEP BOOP
“Then I shall enjoy it as well”
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”- Elon musk
Such a wise man
*Automated fun command prompted.*
3:59
This is the best. Thank you for this. I can't stop laughing and I needed that.
Also beep boop works.
Beep boop beep boop
-shiny, happy people singing sweetly-
-gone is human error and fear-
"my body is READY"
*reggie quickly appears
bro im dead
OOF OWCH YOWCHERS
WHY DO MY FELLOW HUMANS YELL SO LOUDLY
MY -MICROPHONE- EARS HAVE BEEN DAMAGED
4:40 OMG ITS ADAM ELLIS 😂🖤 Great vid btw🖤
If you say beep boop fast enough it sounds like Ur saying boobie
Tyler Lacroix this deserves so many likes
Haha, very cool! Thank you, Kanye!
Tyler Lacroix Other way round. Boop Beep
@@fifi_leafy2258 but if you say it fast, they just mix up
I noticed you robotic voice sound like bladewolf's from metal gear rising
Marshal im starting to get that youre a robot hmh?
Hmmmmmmmmmm
2:03 ASMR With Marshal todays episode :"Creepily saying beep boop"
How dare you make fun of Lord Elon!? If he found out I'm watching this he would kill me instantly!
Then again, I've been watching this for 3 minutes and so far nothing hap
Cycles? Cycles!? Cyyyyycleeeeees!!!
Chrono Tirgger music at the beginning? You have good taste.
The video nobody knew we needed
1:12 I just spit out my water
Especially cuz I’m Russian
What is this water you speak of? I know only vodka
@@taicanium fool, they call vodka "water" in Russia.
Ох ты
It’s “voda”, not “vodka”
@@Xx_STRHMN_xX X doubt
Beep boop has cured my depression
The fact that you used to have depression really turns me on
5:02
everyone is ignoring this
"OBEY YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS"
im scared
Smash like if you also breath oxygen lmao😂😂😂
Lol imagine if everyone did that 😂
sorry I only breath weed
And if you eat and drink 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robo's theme is the best character theme in any video game
*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
The beep boop thing truly works. I use it every time my dad forgets my birthday.
I LIKED THIS VIDEO LIKE ALL NORMAL HUMANS WHO AREN'T ROBOT.
4:50 wait a minute, friendbot can randomly find a batch of puppies, even mistakenly?
I dunno about you guys, but...
*I’m sold.*
Beep boop... Beep boop... It's working, guys!
*MEOW*
0:15 Is that Chrono Trigger Music?
yep
Hugging and *depression*
yes i am not robot, in deed i am not
3:10
Are we not going to talk about Judas?
0:10 wait, is that robo’s theme from chrono trigger?
0:14 IT IS! What a nice touch
oh god i waited so long for this
The ad before this had a line that said "Robots don't lie" and I think that's hilarious, and worth noting.
5 miles.exe
10 miles.exe
I can't wait until someone with an emoji as their name becomes his patron.
ROBO'S THEME (a.k.a never gonna give you up)
1:19 •windows says: *Would you like to execute HowIMetYourMother.exe?*
I’m a simple human
4:20 My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
My ideal partner would be a person who is addicted to alcohol who can fix my car and who thinks the earth is flat
That's way to specific to exist
Dude, this is my favorite video! Thanks Marshall!
Hello Fellow Humans.
Yes hello hi I am a human do you want do Human Activity.exe
The "beep boop" and the "my body is ready" parts were the best!