If Dexter Morgan Was Charged For His Crimes
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Dexter Morgan was an elusive vigilante serial killer in Miami, known as "The Bay Harbor Butcher," who primarily targeted and killed other murderers who had escaped justice. Had he been arrested after the events of "Dexter: New Blood", these are the criminal charges he would have faced.
Our exploration extends beyond fiction as we draw parallels to real-world scenarios. We examine cases of real-life criminals and their prosecutions, drawing on legal expertise to examine the likelihood of Dexter's criminal activities leading to actual charges.
Please note that the video you are about to watch is entirely fictional and is produced solely for the purpose of raising awareness on the consequences of committing a crime. The scenes depicted in this video are not real and do not reflect any actual events or persons. We do not condone or promote any illegal or unethical behaviour, and this video is intended to serve as a cautionary tale to deter individuals from engaging in criminal activity.
It’s kinda shoddy work to include all of the bay harbor butchers crimes here, we all know that was doakes.
Suprise!
I love the scene where they reveal the bay harbor butcher is doakes🤯😭
doakes and the trinity killer and the doomsday killer's doings
really? i stopped watching after they killed his character
Lol😂😂😂😂😂
You know it's Dexter when he is getting a life sentence in the first minute of the video
It was in 1:12, so not in the first minute.
@@kiyanski🤓
@@kiyanskiTechnically, the actual video begins at 0:20 so you’re wrong.
@@bloxerrs Holy shit, you two are arguing about complete nonsense.
That means Makarov is Dexter? Because IF he is getting a life sentence in the first minute (like makarov did) then we KNOW it's dexter...
The "Dexter Morgan Package" sounding like a restaurant menu special
yeah i wouldn't want that served to me lololol
Definitely gonna have some raw steak and a couple filets in it. Lol
@@the___dudeI would😏
Maybe it's a judicial court menu special
Some black dudes need The Special
Damn poor guy will never be able to pay off that 112k fine.
Not in this lifetime at least.. har har..
Don't forget that extra $1 for stealing a shot glass
And his lawyer is Saul Goodman
"You honor stfu you wasn't even there"
"My client was performing preemptive self defense for literally 1000s of people your honor"
seriously, any lawyer will get Dexter out of there in the end since the evidence were so circumstantial
After he dies 139 times he still owes 2103 years
and 112k in cash
I don't know about you, but I personally find that just a tad excessive.
Ooooh, so that's what Dexter Resurrection will be about.
That would be a crazy twist to have dexter just die in one episode and it turns out hes been immortal the entire time.
@@jessemorris8820you think it’s a violation of No Cruel and Unusual Punishments?
0:52 reminder of "young" dexter, just michael c hall in a wig lmao
Young dexter is terrifying 😂.
I better see Michael C Hall play a 14 year old Dexter in a flashback for resurrection. If we don't get that then what the hell are we resurrecting?
@@BearthatBaresFoodinBellythe need for a third shitty ending
It's perfect lmao @@steeboop
@@steeboop I really hope that the resurrection won't be disappointing, but I don't want to get my hopes up.
Bro if Dexter doesn’t get the needle they would have to build a prison inside of a prison for him
Yes
Naw he just needs a prison to himself. We don't want him around other inmates.
So many people that fit the code.....
He was in FL so he'd have gotten death. Death row is basically a prison within a prison. Not even Ted Bundy could figure a way out.
@@MR__Heisenberg737 actually nobody serving a sentence would fit the code. the code only permits him to go after people who have evaded justice.
Pretty sure that’s just solitary confinement.
It's crazy how Dexter got a life sentence within 1 minute
He’s got 7 by the 3rd💀
@@smallviolin334oh let loose a little and be less serious, it’s fun 🫠
@@smallviolin334 Because they're speaking of outside that specific context, I doubt in this series it's common that this happens often, so the fact there's a character that does it easily is surprising.
You mean Doakes?
I was your 1k like
That 1 dollar fine for theft truly was the cherry on top.
That was when he went too far
bro minimum is $50 for theft 💀
@@Godnando00that was the moment dexter became heisenberg
I’m so glad you did this in chronological order and not in order of the show
He does it like that
"Free my bro he didn't do nothin'!"
What bro did:
That $112,301 fine is really gonna suck
yep how will he ever have time to pay that off, that will become a debt of generations
Damn 7 life sentences and 98 years is a long timE
*looks at run time*
HOLY SHIT THERE’S ANOTHER 52 MINUTES LEFT
lmao
Should I charge the Bay Harbor Butcher next ?
No, what if you charge Knuckles or Beetlejuice?
Yes, after all Doakes can’t get away with his heinous crimes
What about one the featured killers of the season, like Trinity killer or Ice truck killer?
@@cinemacop you should do if Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes
next video Darryl mayes' pops
I can't believe Dexter Morgan was the bay booty blaster all along
not just the format, this exact phrase with "bay booty blaster" has been copy and pasted way too many time
@@the8thdeadlysin410 no
@@the8thdeadlysin410i agree, the meme was funny at first but now its annoying.
Nah that was doaks😂
@@the8thdeadlysin410 Fr. There's always that one friend in every friend group that sticks to a joke for way longer than they should. The internet, unfortunately, lets all of those people gather in one place.
"young" dexter with the wig is terrifying 😂
Little did they know the bay barber wigger was Dexter
This is the first time I realized how unique the first kill of the first episode was. He actually dug up the bodies rather than gathering pictures, went out of his way to set up a separate room just to show the guy the corpses, and killed him not with a knife to the chest but the actual butchering of the body. It’s also one of only a few kills Dexter consistently references, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a specific reason to go the extra mile with him.
i think its cause with other victims they most likely had a funeral, and were buried in the graveyard, so kinda hard to do that, while the 1st one, its kids missing, and dexter found out the dumping ground, and its possible staged where the dude does his own ritual. it could also be for the law enforcement to find their bodies and update the families, so its the cherry on top of his package.
the few others that we know that went missing is with trinity killer, who cements said kids into the houses his building. dexter was able to save one, but the others would be almost impossible to do so. in season 5, with luna, the girl he saved from becoming a barrel girl, once said spot was found, law enforcement was investigating and thats why dexter had to throw them off the trail.
but honesty what would have made this video better, would have been all a seperate tally of all kills who were legal by the code of harry, vs not. just to see the number of times he violated cause, i think at most it was 2 kills, it was the friend in the hospital, and deb. those were 2 ppl who ended it for no reason, while another tally for self defense.
Dexter hate childkillers
This is actually canon to the books Dexter wasn’t quick he took them apart
@@117Ender I would add Hannah's dad into that "violated the code" list. He even said he didn't need to kill him, he just wanted to. The guy was a scumbag, but he wasn't a murderer.
I can't believe Dexter stole a $1 shotglass
Dexter makes me want to scream and run away but he also makes me giggle and laugh at the same time.
Imagine Dexter narrating was actually him writing/stating his exact move in either an interrogation room or like a memoir that somebody finds
I think that its possible in Dexter Resurrection, after all, he is exposed and in hospital with the cops
That's a great idea
Dexter over here being the single most prolific serial killer of all time by a hilarious margin.
Thats what happens when you take out the competition.
Not really, in custody the top one has over 100 kills and people from South America and may Russia had some people well into like 300
@@iancasleton6356I’d like to know some names please
"And one moving violation." Collective gasps from the courtroom.
"Dexter Morgan Package" 💀 Does NOT sound like an Amazon delivery anyone would want.
Human Packaging 💀💀
Not to mention all the littering from the bags in the ocean. XD
environmental damage lol
He said in the show that they’re biodegradable. Not sure trash bags can be but 🤷🏻♂️
He started using biodegradable ones after season 2. He's not that evil...
you forget the driving while on phone, that would get him
smh letting him off light
Remember when he ran a red light? Damn
"add them as a package" I dont know why I found that so funny
You make him sound like a bad guy when you put it like that
He really wants us to think Doakes aint the Bay Harbor Butcher☠️☠️☠️
Of course not, it’s Masuka
Since you re doing whole series, I think its finally time for Hannibal
YES PLEASE 🙏
Gah dam, that Patrick Bateman cameo was not something I'd expected lmao
That honestly made me stop watching for a hot minute it was so stupid
9:50 ITS FROM THIS SHOW
I WAS SHOCKED
I thought they had to be referencing the actual source until I found out it was the actual source. Kinda wish more moments were as popular, because a lot of other moments are really funny and quotable.
Ikr
I recently watched the show, even seeing Sergeant Doakes every episode I didn't know that was him til that scene. it was revolutionary lol
ik lol i didnt know where its from
26:06 bro needed 50k for all his fines dawg😭
crazy how that lines up really well
Not even two minutes into the video and bro already has 217 years in prison 💀
Tbh I wouldn't consider him digging up the dead boys as crimes, since he simply unearthed the missing dead bodies of a serial killer, he's a good Samaritan lol
Failure to report a crime is in and of its self a crime. Tampering with a potential crime scene and desecration of a human corpse.
20:05 This would absolutely be ruled as first degree murder in Florida, since Dexter was asked to do the killing, left the hospital, and returned with poison at a later date.
Batman doesn't want to kill the joker after all happened for terrorizing gotham because he still had a code...Then there's Dexter. Bro will prob kidnap him and torture him like nothing💀
Except that’s Patrick Bateman having a chat with Dexter.
And to think that Dexter still has a code himself
"Free my bro he ain't do nothin"
The bro in question:
thank heavens for the 100,000$ fine i was worried the 140 life sentences wouldn't be enough
Just to mention at 19:59, even if it's illegal in the state of Florida, you'd still have to find a full jury of 12 to convict a permitted euthenasia of a terminally ill patient *and* a judge who would then give the maximum sentence, which most people would not do.
The $1 theft charge haunts me...
Dexter Morgan is a legend. Michael C Hall played him to perfection.
I love how you cut the Surprise Motherfucker scene into it, without having to..
21:18 was so comedically timed and cut, I love it.
Good refrence in the show when he used the alias Patrick Bateman for the M99 😂
Definitely not suspicious 🤣
Horrible reference he should’ve been caught instantly with an “alias” like that 💀
Dexter would be in prison for longer than the roman empire existed jesus christ man
With his given life expectancy if you add in the life sentences he might actually be behind bars longer than civilization has existed.
@@shaneg9081that's wild just say life why like 100 it's pointless
@@shaneg9081if we assume he lives to 70 he would have almost 10,000 years in prison plus the 2000. Definitely more than the beginning of civilisation.
What if the dexter writers were charged for their crimes?
What crimes
@@johanpi4277 giving him 2 bad endings
@@Nate-139death sentence through wall
They did my boy Dexter dirty.
That would be kinda satisfying. 😂@@ThorstenDerWeberknecht
idk man, serial killers are not supposed to have a good ending..what kind of message would that sent..
I loved the scene in Dexter when Sexter was about to kill Rick Grimes but Rick Grimes escaped and said "You can't kill me, I'm the Walking Dead"
I liked when Daryl put his Dixon Rick, when he found out he was the hay barber luchador
7 life sentences 2:58 seconds into the video
Not to mention he's going to need one hell of a lawyer. That's definitively not going to be cheap..
He needs jayoma😭
Saul Goodman.... Ace Attorney
Saul Goodman will bring it down to 340 Hrs community service
He needs Saul Goodman
I can't believe James Doakes did all this.
This channel is so addicting, creator has a great work ethic!!
love how the plunger of the needle is not even pushed people are already unconscious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He did all of that?! Jesus😂😂😂
He puts Hannibal Lector to shame
If you combined all the movies PLUS the tv series, oh, I think Hannibal would more than give Dex a run for his money....
@@itsjustme8947 and we also need to mention the Hannibal books
This is just what we have seen of dexter killing. According to the lore he has killed hundreds more.
@@KiyoGam1 when Harrison asks him how many times he has done it, he answers hundreds of time
let's be real better call saul could get that down to 21 days in prison and a 10 dollar fine.
Dexter and Breaking Bad aren’t connected.
@@clarkejoseph49what no way really?🫨🤯
4 min in and he already has 3 life sentences + 90 years hes speedrunnin
Can’t believe Heisenberg was the Bay Harbor Blood Splatter Analyst Booty Butcher
One of the most calculated risks was he messing with doakes in the case of the stepfather and the girl
“Why are we questioning this guy?” 😂
I feel like after the first 3 or so kills, they would just end up giving him the death penalty
I was waiting for this video for the longest time!!!
5:15 im sure that 1$ fine will make a lot of difference.. do an updated episode of homelander next?
This is something i’ve always wondered about. Thanks for making this vid. I enjoyed it.
The fact that I’m 6 minutes into the video and he’s already at 10 life sentences plus 125 years in prison
Love how it evolved to "Dexter Morgan Package" 😂
Dexter was and always will be GOAT show in Thriller-Psycho genre. THE GOAT
I saw it long ago and still keeps watching it just for the "internal narration" in his mind
Saul Goodman would give this man only a 5 year sentence and a few community service hours
with new blood, he would leave him scot free without killing logan 😭
so we got Dexter (pt.1 Original sin)
Dexter: Shippuden (pt. 2 the OG series)
Harrison: Dexter, the Next Generation (New Blood)
Harrison: Dexter, the Next Generation Pt2 (Resurrections)
Dudes friggen Naruto
What an amazing comparison lol. Though both also use blades weapons.
The $1 fine had me laughing so hard 😂
He's in Florida, I want the final scene on Resurrection to be reminiscent of Scrubs.
They need to include Miami Metro finally getting closure for La Guerta, Lundy, and Doakes.
He's walking the last leg of the hallways leading to the chair or gas chamber, and on the sides of the hallways are his victims. They're silent, they're judging him for his actions.
The last two he runs into are Harry, because he couldn't deal with the guilt of what he created. And then finally, Deb.
The last shot we see is him walking into the chamber, with a monologue "Tonight's the night. It has to happen."
intro theme as the screen fades to black
13 life sentences 8 mins in is wild 💀
40:35 is that the *Backrooms* hum buzz noise 🤣 I cannot take this scene seriously anymore Im dead
Bros brainrotted. When you see a tree you be like "god added the trees from minecraft, thats crazy i cant take nature seriously anymore"
What stage of brainrot is this 😭🙏
@@scrawny1823 *Yes.*
I think that $5000 fine would be the last thing on Dexter's mind after hearing the rest 🤣🤣🤣
Lost it at "Dexter Morgan Package" :D
Man... Just thinking of the time invested into making this video. Props to you for all the work.
Obligatory “He knows.”
the fact that abusing a dead body is 5 years minimum is wild
Next video please: if Darryl Mayes’ Pops was charged for his crimes
yes bro
50:24 was obviously self-defense
oh boy i cant wait to see dexter get charged for nothing but murders
that child endangerment was the craziest thing of all. lol
Controversial, but grape (Hannah) can be added to that. A prosecutor could argue Hannah was in no position to meaningfully consent since Dexter was also her captor during their first date.
omg i waited so long for this but i didnt expect it to be 1hr long xDDD
So dexter is like the Robin Hood of unaliving people.
Hell yeah! Thank you for doing this video, man
Who’s excited for Dexter: Resurrection in 2025!?
God, this must have taken forever.
If Léon was charged for his crimes (The Professional)
"Theft 1$ fine"
What a sick bastard
If Cole Phelps (LA Noire) was charged for his crime
I’ve been waiting for this! Thank you
if Eric Cartman was charged with his crimes
Ambitious.
He is 8 so there is a difference. Plus he already went to jail once.
He’s done pretty much every crime
That 1 extra dollar lasted nearly the whole trip
14:34 someone correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't that headbutt carry a heavier charge given that Doakes is a police officer?
nah
I think so and i am pretty sure when he killed Doakes it would be capital punishment so the death sentence because he is a police officer or i might be mistaken
it should, but its also done when dexter has filed a harassment charge on doakes, so between the both of them, it could be seen as a minor charge since doakes is often in that season stalking and harassing dexter, so it could be just workplace issues, and not attacking a cop.
@@MalzysFoldraankonid to be fair, dexter didnt kill doakes, he did, kidnap him, keep him falsely imprisoned, but it was his crazy girlfriend that, did it, which ironically, her killing doakes, freed dexter, but made her a killer of an innocent so put her on his list, but its only when she kidnaps the kids and burns the place down, does dexter truly want revenge.
@@117Ender ah I never actually watched the show and just put together what I have seen the shorts make it seem like Dexter killed doakes.
50:15
It's obviously self-defense
Hes just a silly lil guy 🤭
Just a mistake : In France's justice system, Murder contains aggravating circumstances : for that type of murder, any french court would sentence him to life in prison with 30 year parole (which will systematically be denied by the judge of liberties because he's a serial killer)
We all know he would get the death penalty, especially since he lives in Florida.
This guy is throwing absolutely every book in the universe at dexter like does the fictional judge have a vendetta against dexter or what?
im high and i've only seen the first 4 episodes of the show but doesn't burglary imply dexter is stealing something? Wouldn't Breaking and Entering be a more apt description of the crime?
Burglary implies breaking and entering to commit another crime. That crime doesn't have to be theft.
it depends on the states, like some states claim assault is literally touching someone, while battery is punching/kicking them. so burglary in florida could be just the legal term for B&E, or maybe dexter did break in, and take a toothbrush to get a dna sample. so thus he did steal something.
It's insane how he got away with all these murders, it's like they studied what every murderer did that got them caught then used that in the writing for how dexter got away
Well good for him he is not a vampire or some immortal thing because holy moly he will be forgotten down there