MC: Sayori,where is Yuri? Sayori: Doing stuff MC: Then where's Natsuki? Sayori:Trying to stop Yuri from doing stuff. MC: So where's Monika? Sayori: Stopping Natsuki from stopping Yuri from doing stuff. MC: if they're doing all that, then why are you here and not with them? Sayori: I have to keep you distracted so you can't stop Monika from stopping Natsuki from stopping Yuri from doing stuff.
*Natuski:* Here you go, Yuri! A nice, hot cup of tea! *Yuri:* It's cold. *Natsuki:* A nice cup of tea! *Yuri:* (takes a sip and then spits it right out again) AUGH, GOD! it's horrible! *Natuski:* Cup of tea? *Yuri:* I'm not even sure this IS tea. *Natsuki:* ...... cup.
Haz and Squidz nope this is better: Natsuki: Sh!+ it’s been 4 hours without me eating I’m getting hungry Yuri: oh hi hungry *_IM A DEAD MEME_* Natsuki: (claps slowly)
I made this one, I don't know if it's good enough but i'll give it a shot. *MC talking to Everyone* MC: What if we aren't actually real, like, this is all just a game or something? Monika: *starting to sweat* Yuri: That's nonsense. We would surely know, right? Monika: *sweating more* Natsuki: Yeah, but some dating simulators can be really realistic sometimes... Monika: *looking like she just came out of a shower* MC: You okay Monika- Monika: Yep! Everything's fine! All good here! Ahaha...
(Sayori addressing her clubmates in Act 4) *Sayori:* Great news, everyone! *Yuri:* What is it, president? *Sayori:* Monika just got deleted! *Natsuki:* ...So? *Sayori:* You guys won't be manipulated and deleted by her any longer! *Natsuki and Yuri cheer* *Sayori:* No! You will be manipulated and deleted by ME instead! *Natsuki:* (sarcastically) Whoop-de-freaking-doo....
I got one. Yuri:"Hey Natsuki I need your help can you come hear?" Natsuki :"uh I can't right now I'm buying cloths." Yuri :"Alright then hurry up and come over hear." Natsuki :"I can't find them." Yuri :"What do you mean you can find them?" Natsuki :"I can't find them there's only soup." Yuri:"What do you mean there's only soup?" Natsuki :"It means these only soup!" Yuri:"Well then get out of the soup Isle!" Natsuki:"Alright you don't have to shout at me!" Natsuki :*walks into next isle* Natsuki :"There's still soup!" Yuri :"Go into the next Isle!" Natsuki :"There's more soup!" Yuri :"Where are you right now!?" Natsuki :"I'm at soup!" Yuri :"What do you mean your at soup?!" Natsuki :"IT MEANS I'M AT SOUP!" Yuri :"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!" Natsuki :"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!" Yuri :"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!" Natsuki :"FUCK YOU!"
Monika: Reality's falling apart!! Sayori: What's gonna happen to us? Monika: I don't know, but I'm gonna hold you tight and never let go. Sayori: I love you, Monika! Natsuki: Hey, what about me? Monika: Uh, you'll be fine.
Natsuki: Spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB! Yuri: I can only assume that this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “Uptown Funk,” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why. Natsuki: STOP! Wait a minute. Why my tub got these spiders in it?
Monika: _smug with a tray of cupcakes in front of her_ Yuri: That's alot of cupcakes... Sayori: You got all the cupcakes? Monika: Yes, I did. Sayori: You could have asked us if we wanted any. Monika: Nuh-uh! If I gave you guys cupcakes, I won't get any! Yuri: Sayori, would you like a cupcake? Monika: There is no more cupcake! I has them all! Yuri: I know; it's an example. Sayori: Why yes, Yuri. I think I would like TWO cupcakes! Monika: You can't have... You want two of them?! Yuri: So if Sayori gets two cupcakes and I get two cupcakes, that still leaves 8 cupcakes for you. Monika: I don't want eight cupcakes, I want twelve! I want twelve of them! Yuri: If you can seriously eat all of those cupcakes, I will personally walk over to Natsuki's house and get you more. Monika: I just don't understand why you guys get all the cupcakes. Sayori: You still have more cupcakes than Yuri and me combined... Monika: They're mine! I got them from Natsuki's, and I put them on my tray... Yuri & Sayori: _stare in disbelief_ Monika: You guys are being selfish...
Another masterpiece of an incorrect quote video. You had to slip more portal in there, I see. Those are always great. Then again, I love all of them. Poor Sayori waiting for the recycling bin bus, though.
That last thing about Sayori is when she asked if a bus ran through where she was in the last skit. She has been deleted at this point and existed in the recycling bin.
Sayori: Monika, can we talk...? Monika: What's botherin' ya, kid? Sayori: I think I'm in love with MC. Monika: ... ... ........Oh? Sayori: I'm really depressed, I think he likes Natsuki and Yuri better, I don't know what to do!! Monika: No, no... Sayori... stop, listen to me. Your.... your life is over. Sayori: .....What...? Monika: Not in a good way, not in a 'let's start over!' kind of way. Like in a 'I might as well be dead' kind of way. Ahaha. Welcome to hell! Population..... you. Sayori: I'm so afraid he's gonna leave me! Monika: Why are you afraid of that? Why aren't you SURE that he will? I'm not afraid of the sun rising and setting tomorrow because... I know it's going to happen. Right? You know what else I'm sure of? You're going to grow up alone. Sayori: (sob) ...God.... Monika: Don't cry... come on.. don't cry... it's just that you're so ugly when you cry. (From th-cam.com/video/GCXbUEc3yKk/w-d-xo.html )
Natsuki: Pink isn’t a colour Yuri: Yes it i- Natsuki: it’s a state of mind MC: *snorts* Ah yes, I feel very pink today, is that even a real statement? Sayori: Sure! That’s why I’M feeling blue today! MC: wait Sayori no we talked about this Monika: well I don’t know, I’m in a rather “red” mood today Yuri: and I’m feeling a headache MC: WHY MUST YOU ALL BE MISERABLE Yuri: Who knows? Maybe it's you who's actually unhappy and you're projecting it to your subconscious. Monika: I think we’ve all had enough socialisation for today Natsuki: SAYORI PUT THE NOOSE DOWN
I'll try: Mc:What would you girls be if you were a thing? Natsuki:a cupcake Yuri:*creepy voice*A KNIFE Sayori:A RAINBOW NOSE! Mc:What the.... Monika:Ummmm....A...Virus..? Mc:*deletes the game*GOODBYE HELL
SUGGESTION FOR DDLC INCORRECT QUOTES 10! (or for anyone of these down the road really). Yuri: Have you ever tried whole grain bread? It's far better for you Natsuki: Not everyone can afford organic stores Yuri. Maybe you should check your PRIVILEGE! Yuri: I just meant eating too much processed food is a big factor in weight gain and- Natsuki: And what? Big people shouldn't be proud of who they are? Yuri: No. Of course not! I mean, ask your doctor and he will tell you- Natsuki: He? What would you assume the doctor is a he? Is it because you assume a woman can't be a doctor!? Yuri: What is this? Natsuki: I have studied the martial ways of the social justice warrior. Fight me in a argument if you dare. And perish under my sword of self-righteousness.
Natsuki: Hey kid, want some manga? Monika: You do not want to sell me manga. Natsuki: I do not want to sell you manga. Monika: You’re going to go home and rethink your life. Natsuki: I’m going to go home and rethink my life.
I dont think this is very good, but I'll submit one for review. MC: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Sayori? Monika: Yeah, I'll do you one better - WHO is Sayori? Natsuki: I'll do YOU one better! WHY is Sayori?
MC: Hey Monika. Remember that you told me that you will do anything to make me happy? Monika: Yeah. MC: Well it would me happy if you don't delete all the other characters. (Monika has nothing to say)
Me: So how was the video? Friend: Oh, the video was awesome! Send my compliments to the owner. Me: Hey, Agitated Hedgehog! An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog: Yes? Me: You have a beautiful channel. An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog: *(smiles)*
-=Why Natsuki was deleted=- Monika: *has gun* Do you believe in god? Sayori: Ye- *gets shot* Monika: Do you believe in god? Yuri: Yes *gets shot* Monika: Do you believe in god? Natsuki: That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by god. You see I- Monika: Yes Or No!? Natsuki: It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that were here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us now we can get semanticalities. Monika: YES OR NO!? Natsuki: *pulls out cigar* The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. I'd like to talk to you more about this. Are you interested in reading my some of my manga? Monika: NO!! *deletes natsuki*
Monika: Alright, peons! Let's have your labels. Sayori: My name's Sayori!! Monika: Right. What about Mr. and Mrs. bookworm? Natsuki: I bet you'd love to know. Yuri: Oh, I bet she would. Natsuki: You'd loooove to know who we are. Yuri: Look at her face. She totally would. Natsuki: Psh. Yuri: Tch. Monika: ... Monika: You can have names, or you can have slurs. Choose. Natsuki: I'm Natsuki, she's Yuri. Yuri: Like, yeah. (They hi-five) Monika: Whatever. Go stab someone. Sayori: (Happily) I'm one big ball of depression!!!
Monika:Natsuki snap out of it [B] natsuki shows up snapping her neck Monika:sayori i dont wanna hang out [B] sayori shows up hanging Monika:yuri cut it out [B]yuri shows up stabbing self
Please use this one: Monika: I saw a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette today. Yuri: Uh oh… What did you do? Monika: Well, I couldn’t just stand there and let this woman endanger her child’s life like that. Yuri: So, you gently pointed it out to her? Monika: If by "Pointed it out", you meant "Deleting her", then yes, that’s what I did.
Monika talking to all the girls: Ha! Losers you just got friend zoned by mc! Sayori: Friend zone? Is that a zone where you can make friends? Please show me how to reach this friend zone you speak of. I want to make friends.
Monika: hey Yuri , do you play any instruments? Sayori: hey! Look at this conveniently placed piano! Yuri: * plays piano amazingly * Natsuki: wow! Are you a pianist? Yuri: why no, I'm a satanist
Sayori:where's Monika? Natsuki:I dont care where she is Yuri: maybe in the recycling bin or the trash bin Mc:oh god here we go again Natsuki: can we leave her there Yuri: sure 5mins later when natsuki was sleeping (Yuri throws natsuki in trash bin)
*Natsuki* : What's the only victimless crime out there? *Yuri* : Actually, I don't think- *Natsuki* : Murder! Because it's one _victim less_ *Yuri* : Please don't joke about murder, I have been murdered once and I find this extremely offensive.
Sayori: hey, Yuri! Yuri: hi sayori! Natsuki: ori! Yuri: what? Natsuki: ori! Yuri: why did you say ori? Natsuki: ori! Yuri: please don't say ori... Natsuki: ori! Yuri: do you want a knife in your chest? Sayori: why do you keep saying my name? I tried :)
Natsuki: Hey Monika , I have something to ask you. Monika: what ? Natsuki: say this person had a cupcake that they loved very much with all their heart, and then this other person just came and took it from them . Should she try to get the cupcake back? Or should she just get another one? Monika: if this has to do with boys, ask someone else! Natsuki:NO! SAYORI STOLE MY CUPCAKE!!! Sayori:*mouth full of cupcake* wat?
Yuri: Wow. Who Knew That You Could Use A Pencil Like That? Player: What The Hell You You Mean? Yuri Shows The Player The Pencil Kill Scene From John Wick Chapter 2. Player: Oh. Yuri Grabs A Pencil. Player: Wait, What Are You Doing With That? Put That Down. Put That Down. Put That Down!
Sayori's to do list: 4:00- Wallow in self pity 4:30- Stare into the abyss 5:00- Solve world hunger (tell no one) 5:30- Jazzercise (to own theme song) 6:30- Dinner with me (DO NOT CANCEL) 7:00 or 9:00- Wrestle with self loathing Final to do: Lay on the bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. Note: FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR
Monika: Hey-hey-hey-HEY! What was that noise? Sayori: Eh? Monika: Wh-where is my white hatchback? Sayori: Excuse me? Monika: And why are there skid marks there? Sayori: Um... I just got through mowing the lawn, if that’s a crime. Monika: I FRICKIN’ RENTED THIS THING THIS MORNING Sayori: Yeah, we know how you did it. Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card! It doesn’t make you better than me! Sayori: But you see, nobody gives me credit. Because I’m a bad risk. And I don’t pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have. Monika: Uh... did MC always have that or am I just... uh... Sayori: What? Class? Style? I don’t think so, thank Dan I got a hip transplant. Now why don’t you go back into the club room and SHADDAP! *Monika spontaneously deletes herself* Natsuki: ... why’d she do that? Sayori: Why wouldn’t she? (S: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Natsuki: Do you have any oats sister? I am quite famished. Yuri: Sorry Sister, I've already begun eating the oats. Natsuki: I have very few oats. I must procure yours. Yuri: Sorry sister, but you may have NO OATS. Natsuki: That's it Natsuki: *bellowing* YOU HAVE DISGRACED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
Yuri: If we don't tell Monika about the deleting thing, she'll leave us alone Natsuki: Yep. Yuri: Then when it all blows over, we'll return to being in constant hatred with each other. Natsuki: Uh huh. Yuri: And after that, I'll make sure you get kicked out of the cupcake club Natsuki: Ye-WAIT WHAT? (This was a incorrect conversation between Daria and Quinn)
*THIS WAS TERRIFIC!!* Where do I start...? Beyond the fact this fanscripts are better than before, your character's voices are seriously better than ever. But specially Sayori. Remember when people told you "I imagined her voice different" "Switch voices with Yuri" etc., then the Outlast gameplays came out and you demonstrated you actually could develop your Sayori's interpretation without do a big tone change, but developing her mood, her expressions, reactions (and all of that improvising a gameplay, for the record)... And then in this new "sitcom" edition, you added even more character to her. She sounds like one of them now. This is the definitive Sayori. You actually did it. So whenever you want (I mean when you feel ready), you can reprise their roles in different things. I could you give an idea. Apart from gameplays you could write random scripts in which they do different content like individual tube theme content or parodies of films, series and situations. But no so often. Doing something so often drives you to get tired (and that happened) (this is in general, it refers to any stuff whatsoever). PS: I lost some track to the Buffsuki69's stuff, I'll be watching the previous videos soon
Monika choosing who to delete first: Enney, meni, myni, mo! (Ends on Sayori) Sayori: What are you doing? Monika: Um... Giving you a prize.... Sayori: Oh what is it? Monika: A rope. Sayori: What do I do with it? Monika: Tonight you're going to take this rope, put this hoop around your neck, tie it, and hang from the ceiling. Sayori:... Seems legit...
Yuri: Who want some *pull out wine* wine? Monika: What?! Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Natsuki: Wow Yuri, I didn’t know that you were such a rebel Monika: Yuri! We are too young for wine, plus we’re in school! Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Monika: Uh Sayori? Natsuki: Oh no, I think we broke Sayori Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Monika: Well anyway, no one want your wine, Yuri Natsuki: I do! Monika: shush child Natsuki: I not a child! Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I love your incorrect quote video, now I going to explain the references that I know; 1. At 0:47 is a SAO abridged reference from episode 11, I think. 2. At 3:00 is a Portal 2 reference.
I have an incorrect quote and I know it's long Sayori on a tall building. Sayori: I'm going to jump. MC: Don't jump you have so much to live for. Monika: Wait!!! Monika pulls out camera and hits record button. Monika: Ok now jump if don't want to or I have a gift. Monika holds noose. MC: MMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< Yuri behind Sayori. Yuri: Don't do this the reason you have a life to live. Sayori: What if I don't want to live? Yuri: Do exciting thing doesn't involve death like ... cutting yourself. Natsuki walks outside. Natsuki: Push Yuri!!!!! MC: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuri: I am going to cut myself now. Yuri cuts her arm. MC: YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MC: I am disappointed in all of you.
I GOT ONE! Yuri: You want to talk to me? Natsuki: Yuri, I know we dont see eye to eye on things-- Yuri: That's because you're too short. Natsuki: B-BAKA!
Missed this so much but your other videos are amazing too. Your channel is just a ton of good, under appreciated content that more people need to subscribe to
MC: Oh, Sayori, care to show me that new poem of yours? Sayori: sure MC! I'd love to! here it is! MC: Aw, nice... But why there are so many spelling mistakes. Sayori: *Starts to hang herself* MC: WAIT SAYORI, NO!
MC: Sayori,where is Yuri?
Sayori: Doing stuff
MC: Then where's Natsuki?
Sayori:Trying to stop Yuri from doing stuff.
MC: So where's Monika?
Sayori: Stopping Natsuki from stopping Yuri from doing stuff.
MC: if they're doing all that, then why are you here and not with them?
Sayori: I have to keep you distracted so you can't stop Monika from stopping Natsuki from stopping Yuri from doing stuff.
I dig this one
This is very nice!
They better put this in XD
They better put this in XD
Dr. - N3opolygon - this should have been in the game lol
*Natuski:* Here you go, Yuri! A nice, hot cup of tea!
*Yuri:* It's cold.
*Natsuki:* A nice cup of tea!
*Yuri:* (takes a sip and then spits it right out again) AUGH, GOD! it's horrible!
*Natuski:* Cup of tea?
*Yuri:* I'm not even sure this IS tea.
*Natsuki:* ...... cup.
XD
:/ wow
Head
What if there’s no cup?
Blood...
Monika: Just how many knives do you have Yuri.
Yuri: one...
Monika: *deletes 1 knife*
Yuri: ...million
Monika: aww crap
MC: When can I go home?
Monika: Never, you're stuck in the "Literature Club"
MC: Can I at least move out of this chair?
Monika: NO
Mc: also can I be in the same room as my friends I feel lonely
Monika: NO
Lol it made it in xd
100th like
@@GameSportGuy Monika: HOW CAN YOU FEEL LONELY IF I'M HERE WITH YOU?!??!
The ,,ckinken nunget,, one with Yuri made me laugh so badly 😂😂
Monika: 1 out of 4 womens are lesbian, which means one of us might be gay
Yuri: I hope it's Natsuki ... she's cute
kawaii Jelly haha
Hmmmmmmm
Lol
It's funny because Yuri means anime lesbian hentai.
@@scatterbrain8764 I'm pretty sure it just means lesbian
Natsuki: ...Ugh, I'm hungry
Yuri: Why hello there 'hungry', I'm dad.
Natsuki: ...You know, that's just offensive...
Haz and Squidz nope this is better:
Natsuki: Sh!+ it’s been 4 hours without me eating I’m getting hungry
Yuri: oh hi hungry *_IM A DEAD MEME_*
Natsuki: (claps slowly)
I made this one, I don't know if it's good enough but i'll give it a shot.
*MC talking to Everyone*
MC: What if we aren't actually real, like, this is all just a game or something?
Monika: *starting to sweat*
Yuri: That's nonsense. We would surely know, right?
Monika: *sweating more*
Natsuki: Yeah, but some dating simulators can be really realistic sometimes...
Monika: *looking like she just came out of a shower*
MC: You okay Monika-
Monika: Yep! Everything's fine! All good here! Ahaha...
Natsuki: I baked you a pie
Sayori: Oh boy, what flavor?
Natsuki: PIE FLAVOR!!!!!
*Pie pops out of pie*
Sayori: How...... wait.... WHAT!?!?!?
Hello fellow asdf fan!
Finally someone chose asdf for once
Alex Allen haha that's a good one
asdf reference LOL
(Sayori addressing her clubmates in Act 4)
*Sayori:* Great news, everyone!
*Yuri:* What is it, president?
*Sayori:* Monika just got deleted!
*Natsuki:* ...So?
*Sayori:* You guys won't be manipulated and deleted by her any longer!
*Natsuki and Yuri cheer*
*Sayori:* No! You will be manipulated and deleted by ME instead!
*Natsuki:* (sarcastically) Whoop-de-freaking-doo....
KingHerobrine876 whoop-de-FRICKING-do
KingHerobrine876 *MC* : guess I gotta kill my best friend... sayonara sayori (deletes sayori)
*Monika:* I lived, b**ch. (jumps on her)
Just Sayori... JUST SAYORI... *JUST SAYORI... JUS SAY-ORI*
I got one.
Yuri:"Hey Natsuki I need your help can you come hear?"
Natsuki :"uh I can't right now I'm buying cloths."
Yuri :"Alright then hurry up and come over hear."
Natsuki :"I can't find them."
Yuri :"What do you mean you can find them?"
Natsuki :"I can't find them there's only soup."
Yuri:"What do you mean there's only soup?"
Natsuki :"It means these only soup!"
Yuri:"Well then get out of the soup Isle!"
Natsuki:"Alright you don't have to shout at me!"
Natsuki :*walks into next isle*
Natsuki :"There's still soup!"
Yuri :"Go into the next Isle!"
Natsuki :"There's more soup!"
Yuri :"Where are you right now!?"
Natsuki :"I'm at soup!"
Yuri :"What do you mean your at soup?!"
Natsuki :"IT MEANS I'M AT SOUP!"
Yuri :"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!"
Natsuki :"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"
Yuri :"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"
Natsuki :"FUCK YOU!"
Monika: Reality's falling apart!!
Sayori: What's gonna happen to us?
Monika: I don't know, but I'm gonna hold you tight and never let go.
Sayori: I love you, Monika!
Natsuki: Hey, what about me?
Monika: Uh, you'll be fine.
LOLOLOLOL
Candy Dash
Salvato: You fools!! You messed with the natural order!!
Reality falling apart was Yuri's fault.
Did anyone get confused after reading the second and third lines and start singing "Open Your Heart" from Sonic Adventure in their heads?
I am with you natsukiriki
Yuri: You wanna take this outside?!
Natsuki: Sure!!
Yuri: Man, what a lovely evening!
Natsuki: THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA!
Natsuki: My dad beats me, every night, in Mario Kart.
(Natusiki's dad bursts in)
Natsuki: Also with his belt.
0:19 - 0:46 MY FAVORITE LINE SAID FROM JIM CURRY'S GRINCH!
Natsuki: Spiders. IN the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!
Yuri: I can only assume that this is meant to be chanted to the rhythm of “Uptown Funk,” but I cannot begin to speculate as to why.
Natsuki: STOP! Wait a minute.
Why my tub got these spiders in it?
Natsuki: Everyone’s gone! They’ve been deleted.
Monika: Oh gosh, that’s so sad. Alexa play Despacito.
Monika: _smug with a tray of cupcakes in front of her_
Yuri: That's alot of cupcakes...
Sayori: You got all the cupcakes?
Monika: Yes, I did.
Sayori: You could have asked us if we wanted any.
Monika: Nuh-uh! If I gave you guys cupcakes, I won't get any!
Yuri: Sayori, would you like a cupcake?
Monika: There is no more cupcake! I has them all!
Yuri: I know; it's an example.
Sayori: Why yes, Yuri. I think I would like TWO cupcakes!
Monika: You can't have... You want two of them?!
Yuri: So if Sayori gets two cupcakes and I get two cupcakes, that still leaves 8 cupcakes for you.
Monika: I don't want eight cupcakes, I want twelve! I want twelve of them!
Yuri: If you can seriously eat all of those cupcakes, I will personally walk over to Natsuki's house and get you more.
Monika: I just don't understand why you guys get all the cupcakes.
Sayori: You still have more cupcakes than Yuri and me combined...
Monika: They're mine! I got them from Natsuki's, and I put them on my tray...
Yuri & Sayori: _stare in disbelief_
Monika: You guys are being selfish...
Monika: There's something on your face! *punches Natsuki* Monika: IT WAS PAIN!
Another masterpiece of an incorrect quote video. You had to slip more portal in there, I see. Those are always great. Then again, I love all of them. Poor Sayori waiting for the recycling bin bus, though.
Jon Hummel "Thats why I had to call you garbage a second time just now". Portal reference much?
Jon Hummel what what's that last thing a reference to
That last thing about Sayori is when she asked if a bus ran through where she was in the last skit. She has been deleted at this point and existed in the recycling bin.
~Monika introducing MC to The Literature Club~
Monika: This is Sayori, our bundle of joy.
Sayori: Aww, you really think that?!
Monika: No.
Sayori: Monika, can we talk...?
Monika: What's botherin' ya, kid?
Sayori: I think I'm in love with MC.
Monika: ... ... ........Oh?
Sayori: I'm really depressed, I think he likes Natsuki and Yuri better, I don't know what to do!!
Monika: No, no... Sayori... stop, listen to me. Your.... your life is over.
Sayori: .....What...?
Monika: Not in a good way, not in a 'let's start over!' kind of way. Like in a 'I might as well be dead' kind of way. Ahaha. Welcome to hell! Population..... you.
Sayori: I'm so afraid he's gonna leave me!
Monika: Why are you afraid of that? Why aren't you SURE that he will? I'm not afraid of the sun rising and setting tomorrow because... I know it's going to happen. Right? You know what else I'm sure of? You're going to grow up alone.
Sayori: (sob) ...God....
Monika: Don't cry... come on.. don't cry... it's just that you're so ugly when you cry.
(From th-cam.com/video/GCXbUEc3yKk/w-d-xo.html )
Natsuki: Pink isn’t a colour
Yuri: Yes it i-
Natsuki: it’s a state of mind
MC: *snorts* Ah yes, I feel very pink today, is that even a real statement?
Sayori: Sure! That’s why I’M feeling blue today!
MC: wait Sayori no we talked about this
Monika: well I don’t know, I’m in a rather “red” mood today
Yuri: and I’m feeling a headache
MC: WHY MUST YOU ALL BE MISERABLE
Yuri: Who knows? Maybe it's you who's actually unhappy and you're projecting it to your subconscious.
Monika: I think we’ve all had enough socialisation for today
Natsuki: SAYORI PUT THE NOOSE DOWN
Sayori:
People say you can't do things you love without collage
I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger
I'll try:
Mc:What would you girls be if you were a thing?
Natsuki:a cupcake
Yuri:*creepy voice*A KNIFE
Sayori:A RAINBOW NOSE!
Mc:What the....
Monika:Ummmm....A...Virus..?
Mc:*deletes the game*GOODBYE HELL
SUGGESTION FOR DDLC INCORRECT QUOTES 10! (or for anyone of these down the road really).
Yuri: Have you ever tried whole grain bread? It's far better for you
Natsuki: Not everyone can afford organic stores Yuri. Maybe you should check your PRIVILEGE!
Yuri: I just meant eating too much processed food is a big factor in weight gain and-
Natsuki: And what? Big people shouldn't be proud of who they are?
Yuri: No. Of course not! I mean, ask your doctor and he will tell you-
Natsuki: He? What would you assume the doctor is a he? Is it because you assume a woman can't be a doctor!?
Yuri: What is this?
Natsuki: I have studied the martial ways of the social justice warrior. Fight me in a argument if you dare. And perish under my sword of self-righteousness.
Lmao tawog
Holy shit it got in!
Natsuki: Hey kid, want some manga?
Monika: You do not want to sell me manga.
Natsuki: I do not want to sell you manga.
Monika: You’re going to go home and rethink your life.
Natsuki: I’m going to go home and rethink my life.
GammaWALLE *Underrated comment*
I dont think this is very good, but I'll submit one for review.
MC: I'm gonna ask you this one time, where is Sayori?
Monika: Yeah, I'll do you one better - WHO is Sayori?
Natsuki: I'll do YOU one better! WHY is Sayori?
MC: Hey Monika. Remember that you told me that you will do anything to make me happy?
Monika: Yeah.
MC: Well it would me happy if you don't delete all the other characters.
(Monika has nothing to say)
Me: So how was the video?
Friend: Oh, the video was awesome! Send my compliments to the owner.
Me: Hey, Agitated Hedgehog!
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog: Yes?
Me: You have a beautiful channel.
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog: *(smiles)*
-=Why Natsuki was deleted=-
Monika: *has gun* Do you believe in god?
Sayori: Ye- *gets shot*
Monika: Do you believe in god?
Yuri: Yes *gets shot*
Monika: Do you believe in god?
Natsuki: That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by god. You see I-
Monika: Yes Or No!?
Natsuki: It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that were here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us now we can get semanticalities.
Monika: YES OR NO!?
Natsuki: *pulls out cigar* The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. I'd like to talk to you more about this. Are you interested in reading my some of my manga?
Monika: NO!! *deletes natsuki*
Monika: Alright, peons! Let's have your labels.
Sayori: My name's Sayori!!
Monika: Right. What about Mr. and Mrs. bookworm?
Natsuki: I bet you'd love to know.
Yuri: Oh, I bet she would.
Natsuki: You'd loooove to know who we are.
Yuri: Look at her face. She totally would.
Natsuki: Psh.
Yuri: Tch.
Monika: ...
Monika: You can have names, or you can have slurs. Choose.
Natsuki: I'm Natsuki, she's Yuri.
Yuri: Like, yeah. (They hi-five)
Monika: Whatever. Go stab someone.
Sayori: (Happily) I'm one big ball of depression!!!
GET IN THE GODDAMN ROBOT, SAYORI
Sayori
No.
Yes.
Monika to Sayori: your so fucking stupid.
Sayori: sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar would do it so much quicker.
Monika:Natsuki snap out of it
[B] natsuki shows up snapping her neck
Monika:sayori i dont wanna hang out
[B] sayori shows up hanging
Monika:yuri cut it out
[B]yuri shows up stabbing self
Please use this one:
Monika: I saw a pregnant woman smoking a cigarette today.
Yuri: Uh oh… What did you do?
Monika: Well, I couldn’t just stand there and let this woman endanger her child’s life like that.
Yuri: So, you gently pointed it out to her?
Monika: If by "Pointed it out", you meant "Deleting her", then yes, that’s what I did.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar will do it so much faster
-sayori
Yuri:tomorrow is trash day,remember?
Sayori: [goes outside and sits on the curb] okay,I've took it out!
Monika talking to all the girls: Ha! Losers you just got friend zoned by mc!
Sayori: Friend zone? Is that a zone where you can make friends? Please show me how to reach this friend zone you speak of. I want to make friends.
Monika: hey Yuri , do you play any instruments?
Sayori: hey! Look at this conveniently placed piano!
Yuri: * plays piano amazingly *
Natsuki: wow! Are you a pianist?
Yuri: why no, I'm a satanist
Sayori, I thought you didn’t want to come over today
Sayori:where's Monika?
Natsuki:I dont care where she is
Yuri: maybe in the recycling bin or the trash bin
Mc:oh god here we go again
Natsuki: can we leave her there
Yuri: sure
5mins later when natsuki was sleeping
(Yuri throws natsuki in trash bin)
*Natsuki* : What's the only victimless crime out there?
*Yuri* : Actually, I don't think-
*Natsuki* : Murder! Because it's one _victim less_
*Yuri* : Please don't joke about murder, I have been murdered once and I find this extremely offensive.
Monika: Yuri, who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?
Yuri: Um, I never went to Oovoo Javer.
Sayori: hey, Yuri!
Yuri: hi sayori!
Natsuki: ori!
Yuri: what?
Natsuki: ori!
Yuri: why did you say ori?
Natsuki: ori!
Yuri: please don't say ori...
Natsuki: ori!
Yuri: do you want a knife in your chest?
Sayori: why do you keep saying my name?
I tried :)
Natsuki: Hey Monika , I have something to ask you.
Monika: what ?
Natsuki: say this person had a cupcake that they loved very much with all their heart, and then this other person just came and took it from them . Should she try to get the cupcake back? Or should she just get another one?
Monika: if this has to do with boys, ask someone else!
Natsuki:NO! SAYORI STOLE MY CUPCAKE!!!
Sayori:*mouth full of cupcake* wat?
The perfect video doesn't exi-
*Sees this video*
Oh okay I guess it does
Monika: Okay, say Yuri has 46 knives-
Natsuki & Sayori: Wait! Why does Yuri have so many knives?!
Yuri: MIND YOUR BUSINESS MONIKA!!!
Natsuki: Hey, Spell "Me"
Yuri: Okay, M-e
Natsuki: Forgot the D
Yuri: There's no D in Me
Natsuki: Not yet
I got one
Yuri: Can I take a stab at it?
MC: WHO GAVE HER A KNIFE?!
Yuri: An idea she needs an idea.
Who's your favourite doki??
Smile Dog Yuri for life 💜💜
Smile Dog Natsuki 👌
Smile Dog Natsuki
Sayori
All of them but if I had to choose....that’s hard....
I got one
Sayori:hey natsuki can you help with my shoes again
Natsuki:why?
Sayori:it’s a noose again
Yuri: Wow. Who Knew That You Could Use A Pencil Like That?
Player: What The Hell You You Mean?
Yuri Shows The Player The Pencil Kill Scene From John Wick Chapter 2.
Player: Oh.
Yuri Grabs A Pencil.
Player: Wait, What Are You Doing With That? Put That Down. Put That Down. Put That Down!
MC: * writes depression on poem*
Sayori: *jumps*
MC: DAFAUQ?!??!?
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*goddammit TH-cam. Stop trying to make those high heels work with Brendon*
It’s funny when TH-cam is drunk
Random Things when isn't it?
people like before watching
dragonfire when it involves monetization, to answer your question.
There getting better and better ever time I watch a new one
I Love how Good you Are at voice acting :)
Sayori's to do list:
4:00- Wallow in self pity
4:30- Stare into the abyss
5:00- Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30- Jazzercise (to own theme song)
6:30- Dinner with me (DO NOT CANCEL)
7:00 or 9:00- Wrestle with self loathing
Final to do: Lay on the bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
Note: FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WEAR
DDLC lives!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (jk)
Didn't they all get deleted
Monika: Hey-hey-hey-HEY! What was that noise?
Sayori: Eh?
Monika: Wh-where is my white hatchback?
Sayori: Excuse me?
Monika: And why are there skid marks there?
Sayori: Um... I just got through mowing the lawn, if that’s a crime.
Monika: I FRICKIN’ RENTED THIS THING THIS MORNING
Sayori: Yeah, we know how you did it. Congratulations, the bank gave you a credit card! It doesn’t make you better than me!
Sayori: But you see, nobody gives me credit. Because I’m a bad risk. And I don’t pay my bills on time. So I have to work for what I have.
Monika: Uh... did MC always have that or am I just... uh...
Sayori: What? Class? Style? I don’t think so, thank Dan I got a hip transplant. Now why don’t you go back into the club room and SHADDAP!
*Monika spontaneously deletes herself*
Natsuki: ... why’d she do that?
Sayori: Why wouldn’t she?
(S: Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
I have spree'd all these vids in one night at the time of this comment, I love this series, subbed.
If kirby inhaled you, what ability would he get?
Sayori: Depression!
Yuri: All women are queens!!
Natsuki: If she breathes, she's a THOT!!!
Okasuna Pop
Sayori and monika
Natsuki: Do you have any oats sister? I am quite famished.
Yuri: Sorry Sister, I've already begun eating the oats.
Natsuki: I have very few oats. I must procure yours.
Yuri: Sorry sister, but you may have NO OATS.
Natsuki: That's it
Natsuki: *bellowing* YOU HAVE DISGRACED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
Yuri: If we don't tell Monika about the deleting thing, she'll leave us alone
Natsuki: Yep.
Yuri: Then when it all blows over, we'll return to being in constant hatred with each other.
Natsuki: Uh huh.
Yuri: And after that, I'll make sure you get kicked out of the cupcake club
Natsuki: Ye-WAIT WHAT?
(This was a incorrect conversation between Daria and Quinn)
Hedgehog, you put a smile on my face everyday, may Monika be with you, my true savior
Monika: knock knock
Natsuki:Who's there
Monika:Not Your dad he's too busy beating you
Cola Central Natsuki: yuri can you bring me your knife so I can STAB MONIKA!!!
Yuri: b-but thats my thing...
Natsuki: Why are your eyes red? Have you been smoking or something?
Sayori: I’VE BEEN CRYING, OK?!
*THIS WAS TERRIFIC!!* Where do I start...?
Beyond the fact this fanscripts are better than before, your character's voices are seriously better than ever. But specially Sayori. Remember when people told you "I imagined her voice different" "Switch voices with Yuri" etc., then the Outlast gameplays came out and you demonstrated you actually could develop your Sayori's interpretation without do a big tone change, but developing her mood, her expressions, reactions (and all of that improvising a gameplay, for the record)... And then in this new "sitcom" edition, you added even more character to her. She sounds like one of them now. This is the definitive Sayori. You actually did it.
So whenever you want (I mean when you feel ready), you can reprise their roles in different things. I could you give an idea. Apart from gameplays you could write random scripts in which they do different content like individual tube theme content or parodies of films, series and situations. But no so often. Doing something so often drives you to get tired (and that happened) (this is in general, it refers to any stuff whatsoever).
PS: I lost some track to the Buffsuki69's stuff, I'll be watching the previous videos soon
Monika : “I saw you hanging out with MC yesterday!”
Natsuki : “Monika! It’s not what you think!”
Monika : “I won’t hesitate bitch!!”
Honestly, since my birthday was two days ago, I'll consider the 9th one as "thatoneincorrectquotesvideothathappenedtobeuploadedclosetomybirthday".
Monika: You should die in this year.
Sayori: I am going to die?!
Monika: No. I just think you shoud
Someone grab the infinity gauntlet and rescue sayori
Monika choosing who to delete first: Enney, meni, myni, mo! (Ends on Sayori)
Sayori: What are you doing?
Monika: Um... Giving you a prize....
Sayori: Oh what is it?
Monika: A rope.
Sayori: What do I do with it?
Monika: Tonight you're going to take this rope, put this hoop around your neck, tie it, and hang from the ceiling.
Sayori:... Seems legit...
"To get a job, you must need a master's degree."
Monika: Don't worry! I am already a master myself!
Monika: get-GET ONTOP OF THE FRIDGE!
got me dead xD
perfect pringle I don’t get it... someone explain?
PinkAgitatedSymphonicOreos FTW its a reference th-cam.com/video/pJHRCv5P4hc/w-d-xo.html
0:19 suddenly “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” live action
MY CHILDREN! THIS IS GREAT
Yuri: Who want some *pull out wine* wine?
Monika: What?!
Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Natsuki: Wow Yuri, I didn’t know that you were such a rebel
Monika: Yuri! We are too young for wine, plus we’re in school!
Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Monika: Uh Sayori?
Natsuki: Oh no, I think we broke Sayori
Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Monika: Well anyway, no one want your wine, Yuri
Natsuki: I do!
Monika: shush child
Natsuki: I not a child!
Sayori: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Poor Sayori... ;m;
I love your incorrect quote video, now I going to explain the references that I know;
1. At 0:47 is a SAO abridged reference from episode 11, I think.
2. At 3:00 is a Portal 2 reference.
I have an incorrect quote and I know it's long
Sayori on a tall building.
Sayori: I'm going to jump.
MC: Don't jump you have so much to live for.
Monika: Wait!!!
Monika pulls out camera and hits record button.
Monika: Ok now jump if don't want to or I have a gift.
Monika holds noose.
MC: MMMMMMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<
Yuri behind Sayori.
Yuri: Don't do this the reason you have a life to live.
Sayori: What if I don't want to live?
Yuri: Do exciting thing doesn't involve death like ... cutting yourself.
Natsuki walks outside.
Natsuki: Push Yuri!!!!!
MC: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuri: I am going to cut myself now.
Yuri cuts her arm.
MC: YYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MC: I am disappointed in all of you.
Yay I'm happy again! I'm glad to see you still enjoy doing these Quotes.
Anyway, love your work. Can't wait for more Dokis in the near future.
1:04 killed me for some reason lmao.
*C H I N K E N N U N G E T*
Monika: Hey Sayori, what's that?
Sayori: I made a hat, that's powered by sadness... **puts hat on and flies away**
Monika: *Typical...*
Sequel to 1:09
Yuri: BEENSCHURGER
Natsuki: MONICKA FOR FCKUCKS SAKE YURI I JUST WANT TO READ MY MANGA
Yuri: CHINCKNEN NUNGENT BURGNER ORDNER NOWWWWWW
I don’t know what to say
@@2dogltoloxAyeD why would you remindme im gonna throw up
Yet another beautiful collection!
I love these videos so H E C C I N G much!!!!
I GOT ONE!
Yuri: You want to talk to me?
Natsuki: Yuri, I know we dont see eye to eye on things--
Yuri: That's because you're too short.
Natsuki: B-BAKA!
Verity Animations that one already was in the previous part (but without the last line)
Team Exetior Was it? Oh
Missed this so much but your other videos are amazing too. Your channel is just a ton of good, under appreciated content that more people need to subscribe to
1:03 can someone explain the reference please?? i don’t get it but i’m laughing hard and i don’t know why.
I think it was just a Tumblr post
i looked it up on youtube, and if that’s it, *i want m o r e .*
it killed me aswell, I also want some context
Phucking beesechurger
1:15 "Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches! Boop Boop Bweep Boo Boo Boo Boo Bweep Bee Boo, Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Synchronized!"
Regular Show reference.
#JustSayoriForLifeForeverAndAlways
I will always love and protect my precious cinnamon bun 🙂😊👍
Sayori needs to be loved!
Well I love her in fact I love all the Dokis it’s hard to only choose one
My patience has paid off. We thought this series ended, NAY! IT RETURNS FROM THE ASHES! Praise the quotes!
FINALLY MY BABES
Mc: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GOOOOOOO!
Monika: After that I want to.
EARLY SQUAD WHERE YOU AT?!?!?!
Edit:I like my own comment .-.
Rachel Hope I do it to😓
Heaven Burns I'm glad I have someone like me!
Rachel Hope 😆👍
I almost forgot this channel did ddlc. I really like the last quote you did in this video.
Cool! Sad mine didn’t make the cut tho...
Curlamus Asomus
I feel feel like this could easily be turned into a pun... or taken into context as one
All54321 Gaming oh my god I hate you
Curlamus Asomus haha CUT
Robin Hello Robin! Howd you get from Ylisse into this world?
Daniel Do remember fire emblem heroes?
Natsuki: Yuri your name means girl on girl action!
Yuri: *Kisses Natsuki* I know!
MC: Oh, Sayori, care to show me that new poem of yours?
Sayori: sure MC! I'd love to! here it is!
MC: Aw, nice... But why there are so many spelling mistakes.
Sayori: *Starts to hang herself*
MC: WAIT SAYORI, NO!