I think i have a good one. *Natsuki:* Yuri, I think you should play the role of my father. *Yuri:* I dont want to be your father... *Natsuki:* Perfect! You already know your lines!
Yuri: Do you hear that? Yuri: That's the sound of forgiveness. Natsuki: That's the sound of people bleeding to death. Yuri: That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence.
sayori~ *hums to herself* just sayori just sayori.... monika~*smiles* haha thats a nice song youve got there yuri~just yuri... monika~*sweats* natsuki~ just na.... monika; THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Monika: (is showing MC around) "And here is our wonderful Literature Club." Yuri: (is slamming Natsuki's head against the wall) "TWI. LIGHT. ISN'T. LITERATURE!!-"
*Natsuki and Yuri arrive at the Lit. Club; door is locked* Natsuki: Son of a ____! How are we gonna get this door open? Yuri: You could ring the doorbell. Natsuki: No, that won't work, they won't answer! Yuri: All right, fine, let me handle this. Yuri: *demonic voice* Third Eye, lendeth me thy power to destr- Natsuki: *interrupts nervously* You know what, let's just ring the doorbell.
Iron Star Yeah, I kinda like the royal talk, like "lendeth" and "thy". Plus, I wanted to stay true to what I was referencing. I do like your suggestion, though.
Monika: Sayori. Sayori: Monika. Monika: There is something you should know. Sayori: What is it, Monika. Monika: I came... Sayori: Whaa... Monika: To this club. Sayori: Ohhh. Monika: To give you a message. Monika: Poems in Virtual Reality. Sayori: Poems in Virtual Reality?! Monika: Poems in Virtual Reality. Sayori: Did you hear that Natsuki. Poems in Virtual Reality! Natsuki: Poems in Virtual Reality?! Yuri: Poems in Virtual Reality?! Mc: Poems in Virtual Reality?! Sayori: Poems in Virtual Reality! Monika: Sayori. Sayori: What is it, Monika. Monika: I came... Sayori: ... Monkia: *smirks* Sayori: Whaaaaa!? The game has crashed. Please reboot. Mc: I knew I shouldn't let Monika on the Internet.
Monika: so let's talk about the emotions we're all feeling today, hmm? Yuri: stabby. Monika: s-stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity... That I hope you don't do to me. Monika: an emotion is more of a _feeling_ Yuri: well maybe I feel... _STABBY_
Monika: "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, dead waifus, Dr. Pepper -" MC: "Dead waifus?" Monkia: "Dead waifus it is ,then." MC: "No, that wasn't-" But she was already pouring me a brimming glass of dead waifus.
Too Bad! I Already Forged A Contract With Kyubey And Turned You Into A Magical Girl- Wait What? (Monika Whispering In My Ear) Oh. Really? Oh. Sorry, Wrong Series.
Natsuki: okay guys I'm back from making cup- Sayori: *hanging on ceiling by a noose* haha bye guys Yuri: *stabbing herself vigorously* LOVE MEE MC!! Monika: *zapping people with lazer beams* DELETE DELETE DELETE!!! Natsuki: .... Natsuki: ... Natsuki: damn y'all crazy I'm out
Sayori: "Hey! We all have some odd thing that we've memorized, right?" Natsuki: "Uhh... why do you ask?" Sayori: *takes deep breath and begins singing* "United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru. Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico-" Natsuki: "Okay! We get it! Stop singing!" Sayori: "-Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still. Guatemala, Bolivia then Argentina and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil." MC: "You do know that she's not going to stop now, right?" Sayori: "Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda..." *a few minutes later* Sayori: "...Fiji, Australia, Sudan!" Monika: *clapping sarcastically* "Thank you for wasting three minutes of our time. Into the recycle bin you go."
Yuri: Anyone under 5’’7 can’t be talking about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do other than head butt someone in the nipples? Natsuki: Say goodbye to your kneecaps!
Sayori: Wait Monika I need to show you something real quick Monika: Uh...alright Sayori: *breathes in* yeet Monika: what Sayori: yeet Monika: you better quit before you get... beat *slaps Sayori* Sayori: ow Monika: deleet *Deletes Sayori*
In case y'all don't know, they paraphased some lines from the end of Portal 2. Wheatly(the apology) and Space Core("I'm in space!" instead of "I've been deleted!").
2:41 Levels of patience required of each girl for couple relationship: Monika: Level 1 - Almost nothing to be worried Sayori: Level 3 - Unconfortable but still cute (less difficult if you love her for real and you have a huge sense of humor) Natsuki: Level 6 - Brother or son style; try to keep calm 70% of time -(if you feel Sayori embarrases you, stay away from Natsuki)- Yuri: Level 10 - *GO AWAY!! YOU SCARE ME!*
Sayori : sooooo , have you decided on a club to join MC? MC : sure did Sayori : (smiles) which club are you going to join? MC : well, since I know a lot of stuff about anime and I love watching it , I think the best club for me is the Anime club Sayori : awwww , what about my club , the literature club? MC : I'm sorry sayori , but I don't really like literature , so if I joined it would be pointless Sayori : (tears up) oh , I understand MC : come on sayori don't cry (wipes her tears) , I can visit the club if you want me to Sayori : It's okay (brings a noose and a chair) MC : S-Sayori , what are you doing? Sayori : this is your opinion after all (stands on the chair and puts the noose around her neck) MC : STOP...ok I'll join your literature club Sayori : (removes the noose from her neck and hops off of the chair) yay , you're gonna have so much fun in the literature club MC : y-yeah (nervous laughter) you're right...oh sayori Sayori : Yes? MC : Don't you EVER do that again
Yuri: There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience, or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest-to-God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home I build with your bodies with your very blood. Monika: Y'hear that, Natsuki? You've made a friend. Natsuki: YEAAAAAAAAAAA--!
3:34-3:51 You know what my youth ministers used to say whenever we would go on mission trips? They would say: "Boys, your blue. Girls, your red. No Purpleing!" This quote reminded me of that.
Monika: Yuri, how do you spell your name? Yuri: Y-u-r-i Sayori: Actually, it’s Y-o-u-r n-a-m-e Monika: I was gonna delete you Yuri but now... (Monika deletes Sayori)
Yuri: So... What do you like to read? MC: Well, I actually don't read that much. What about you? Yuri: O-oh... I sometimes read books that-- Natsuki: I like to read mangas! Yuri: Natsuki if you interrupt me one more fucking time I will slit your throat. MC, Natsuki : .................. Yuri: ..... okay um, as i was saying, I like to--- Monika: I like to read books that explain about psychology and the human society. It just mesmerizes me how every person can be so different, yet functions together, inseparable from-- Yuri: *MONIKA I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU*
*Yuri*: Monika *Monika*: what?! *Yuri*: what happen to the game? *Monika*: oh, I made my own route, see I delete Sayori. *Yuri*: You were suppose to let MC choose which one to date! *Monika*: Dude I’m gonna! *Yuri*: oh really? *Monika*: yes! *Yuri*: so go let MC choose! *Monika*: Fine, I will *Monika runs into a blue screen *Monkia* : I see the problem here! *Yuri with a knife in her chest*: OH DO YOU?!
*in the Literature Club* Natsuki: Ah, dammit Monika! Now you lock the closet? Really?! Monika: NoooOOOOoooOO. *giggling* Natsuki: Uuuuuugh. YURI. Yuri: *dropping tea cup* WHAT? Natsuki: HELP ME WITH THIS! Sayori: STOP YELLING! Yuri: (dull) It’s a locked door. I can’t really do anything. Natsuki: Pfffffft. Sure you can! You’re Yuri! Sayori: (far away) Yeah! Yuri: Alright, fine. Let me see if I can shimmy it open. Natsuki: ...wiiiiiiith? Yuri: (happily) My knife! Ahahahahahahahahaha- Natsuki: JUST GET IT OPEN I WANNA READ PARFAIT GIRLS WITH MC MC: Please no... Yuri: *deep breath* Okay, let me start slow... Natsuki: Okaaaaay... Yuri: Aaaaand... *stabbing lock repeatedly* Ahahahahahahaha-! Natsuki: GOD DAMN IT YURI! Sayori: AAAAHHH GET HER A PROTEIN BAR!
Natsuki: age? Sayori: I am a bicycle, ask me anything? Natsuki: age? Sayori: Well, I was built 15 years ago. Natsuki: nice, u an f bike or a m bike? Natsuki: im f 14 btw Sayori: Neither gender no age apply, all are welcome to ride the bicycle of joy Natsuki: Ha u sound weird Natsuki: But cool :) Sayori: That's because I am a bicycle. Perhaps there is a misunderstanding. Let's begin again. Sayori: I am a bicycle, ask me anything? Natsuki: Are u horny? Sayori: I am a bicycle.
Natsuki: Monika, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers. Monika: I thought we were having steamed clams. Natsuki: No, no, I said steamed *hams.* That's what I call hamburgers. Monika: You call hamburgers steamed hams? Natsuki: Yes. It's a regional dialect. Monika: Uh-huh. What region? Natsuki: Uh...central Japan? Monika: Really? Well, I'm from Osaka and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams." Natsuki: Oh, not in Osaka, no, it's a Tokyo expression. Monika: I see.
Natsuki: MC's mine! Sayori: No he's mine! Monika: You all seem to be forgetting who's really MC's girlfriend? Yuri: The only thing going inside of you is a knife! *Suddenly Everyone Glitches Out* Natsuki: Okay, What the ϜὗҪҜ! Who did it this time‽‽ Monika: Probably УЏяї Ӕgain... Yuri: Im currently having P®ØʙՒEmς шyself, As you can see! Sayori: It's probably just the ₣iΓeS messing up again... Natsuki: †hat'§ not ∏ØŴ It works Sayori, Someone did this on purpose and i intend on finding out who. MC: Sup. Natsuki: ₥₢...Thank god your here! One of them ₣∩kἝD uP the files again...You know its kinda wierd that your the only one not glitching out right now. Yuri and Monika: Oh my god... Natsuki: Oh... *MC smiles sadistically* Sayori: (Almost crying) MC! Why ὦὍὑLĎ you do such a thing? MC: It was getting so boring here i just had to find a way to shake things up. Natsuki: You enjoy this you ςἾCk fuck‽ MC: I do not enjoy this. I just choose to tolerate this over the alternative. Monika: Which ↑$ everyone being happy? You are sick... MC: Nobody was happy...And I am not sick. Yuri: And how Đø you know that? MC: I know because when every single one of you attempted to come on to me you said that you weren't happy. Just face it, Reality is ditorted and existence is hell. And I for one, Am sick of it.
Monika:Okay we have alot of work to do. Sayori,Natsuki&Yuri:Right! Yuri:And we are gonna do it. Monika:No playing games. Sayori:Games? Yuri:No... Natsuki:Games are fun! Monika:Stop! Sayori:I'm gonna go. Monika:No! Natsuki:We are gonna play a game. Yuri&Monika:NOOOOO!!!
Monika: So for the next festival I'd want to do something related to music. Do you girls play any instrument? Anybody apart of me? Sayori: Well, I like to play violin because it helps me to express my own feelings Natsuki: You sound like you like sad songs, do you? Sayori: Of course not! Okey, yes, I do. Natsuki: I can play FLUTE! In fact I could do an entire soundtrack by myself. Watch! (takes air) Yuri: NATSUKI, not now! Natsuki: Well, wise girl, what can you do? Yuri: I'm learning to play guitar. I just LOVE practice stuff. I could spend hours and hours rehearsing. (shows her blisted fingers) IT'S A VERY PLEASANT HOBBIE!! Natsuki, Sayori and Monika: Ew!! Natsuki: You psycho!
Monika: So let me get this strait, you and Sayori concocted an elaborate plan to eat Natsukis cupcakes at the festival. MC: Yes... Monika: Why, may I ask? Sayori *runs up to monika* BECAUSE HUNGER IS THE ENEMY!
3:35 well that surprised me to see my comment in this episode of DDLC Incorrect Quotes :D Anyway, good job with this as always, its great to watch these! :)
Natsuki: Hey, just a little club announcement, I'm changing my birthday to today. Yuri: But today is Christmas! Natsuki: Wow, really? You're going to be a jerk to me on my birthday?
Thought of this. Natsuki: "PLAY WITH ME!!!!!" MC: "Natsuki, eat a snickers." Natsuki: "Wait, what? Why?" MC: "You're not you when you're hungry." Natsuki: "I'M ALWAYS HUNGR-" MC: **shoves le snickers bar into Natsuki's mouth** Natsuki: "MMPH-" MC: "Better?" Natsuki: **blushing and looking away awkwardly** "...better."
jimin park is a bean here come space cops, act natural. SPACE! goin to space jail... Dad, are you space? *In dad voice* I am space. I'm proud of you, son. *High, loud, and obnoxious* SPACE!!!!!!
Monika: I'm best girl~ Natsuki: No!! I'm best girl!! Yuri: W-well I think I'm best girl! Sayori: Can't we all just get along!!? MC: You've all got it all wrong, I'm best girl!! Monika: But you're not even a girl? MC: I know! That's how much better I am than all of you!!
MC: oh my gosh, I know who you are! Monika: NO you don’t! You don’t know who I am. MC: I know that your....a self aware hacker. MC: I never thought I had to used my recycling bin... MC: *deletes wrong file* AHHH! Nooo!
Sayori: Is Mayonnaise a instrument? Monika: No Sayori Mayonnaise is not a instrument.... *Natsuki raises hand* Monika: Cupcakes is also not a instrument.... *Natsuki lowers hand* MC: When do we get the free food?
**sounds of door getting chopped** Sayori: (crying) Please! Leave us alone! Natsuki: (screams) Oh my god! I'm sorry, Yuri! I was only joking about the bra stuffing! **sounds of door being chopped open** Yuri: (demon voice) Heeeeeeerrrrre's JOHNNY!! Sayori: (crying) I don't wanna die! Natsuki: (screams) AAAAAHHHH!!! Yuri: (demonic giggling to demonic laughter) So who's first? Monika: ....Dammit, MC, I warned you about letting Yuri pick for Movie Night!! MC: Gimme a break! How was I supposed to know she'd pick a bunch of horror... (facepalms) movies... Monika: (sighs) ......Y'know what, Yuri? Take MC. Yuri: (demonic giggling) Thank you! MC: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo~~!!!
MC:I forgot how to breath. Sayori: oh no! do you need a doctor?! Natsuki: Are you ok?! Yuri: Do you need some help?! MC: No. MC: My lungs gave up. MC: (laughs like crazy )
Yuri to natsuki: remember when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around doing nothing that was a metaphor of you Yuri: I was worried you didn't understand that's why I had to call you garbage a second time or else this apology wouldn't make sense Line of Glados from portal 2
**Natsuki gets Yuri's attention** Yuri: what was that Natsuki: it was me Natsuki! Yuri: OH JESUS CRIST is that a gremlin Natsuki: NO! I'm an 18 year old Yuri: whatever just no one feed that thing after midnight
Monika: all right what are you guys eating? Natsuki: cupcakes Monika: unhealthy, Sayori? Sayori: Bread Monika: okay fine whatever, Yuri Yuri: SOUP MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES Sayori:... Natsuki:.. Monika: Now you are speaking my language. Yuri and Monika: *yandere intensifies*
Sayori: Yuri Yuri: Huh Sayori: Please Tell Me Thats Ketchup Yuri: Uhh Um Sayori: Yuri Yuri: Uhhh Sayori: Yuri Yuri: Uhhhhh Sayori: YURI!!! Yuri: Ok Ok Jeez Girl Sayori: Ok Explain Yuri: Ok So I Was Getting A Jelly Dount The From The Dount Shop Sayori: Uh Huh Yuri: And When I Come Here To The Kicthen Sayori: Hmmmm Im Listening Yuri: And I Um Use The Ketchup For The Jelly Dount Sayori: Hmm I See And Since When They Put Ketchup On Jelly Dounts It Doesn't Make Sin.... YURI COVERS SAYORI MOUTH AND LOOK AT HER MOLICIOUS CRAZY HAPPY AT SAYORI Yuri: (whispers) ..i...killed...a person Sayori: (SCREAMS) WHATTTTTTTTT Yuri: Just Kidding I Just Used Your Lip gloss For The Project For The Club Sayori: oh WAIT YOU USED MY LIP GLOSS FOR WHAT!!!!! Yuri: (scared) Uhhh Ah Ah Ahhhh
Monika: I'm in a writers block. Does anyone have ideas for a poem? Sayori: *Raised hand* Oh! Monika: That doesn't involve kittens hanging themselves? Sayori: *Puts hand down*
*MC and Monika are in the middle of a conversation* Natsuki: Get away from her, she's evil. MC: Natsuki? Where did you come from? Monika: *opens up DDLC file folder* Natsuki, I've had enough of your snide contempt! MC: Monika, calm down! Monika: I will protect my self from this foul mouthed ruffian! Yuri: Hey, what's the commotion here? Monika: Stay out of this Yuri, this is a personal dispute between Natsuki and myself Yuri: You're threatening Natsuki with deletion and I'm supposed to just stay out of it? No. MC: Can I just say something? Sayori: You wont win, Monika Monika: The three of you would cchallenge me? You sorely understimate the power of the file folder. Natsuki: Think again Monika! Your dark influence will end! Monika: Your "friends" are all arrayed against me. Will you stand for this? MC: My friends are right, Monika. You have been manipulating me from the very beginning. Monika: You of all people would judge me so? Am I not worthy of redemption? MC: Okay, I wont attack you. But I wont stop my friends from doing so> Monika: So you would do nothing? Apathy is death. Worse than death because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects. Natsuki: Apathy is death. Yuri: Apathy is death. Sayori: Apathy is death. Monika: Apathy is death.
We can try this... Natsuki (carrying Manga into the classroom): MC! Come help me, there are too many books! MC: Well don't bring as many next time. *Que MLG Music and Shades*
Monika: I have good reason for everything I do. Mc: Really? Monika: Yup. Why did I do something? I have reasons. Natsuki: So why did you eat my cupcake? Monika: I was hungry. Sayori: So why did you delete me? Monika: *gets nervous* Uhm...
Ooooh! I got one for #8! Sayori: *Is crying* Monika: Sayori? What's wrong? Sayori: I have crippling depression and I'm afraid MC will hate me if he knew about it! Monika: *Smiles with obsessive eyes* Really!? *Quickly replaces her Yandere face with a consoling look* Oh, I mean....I'm sorry to hear that Sayori. I'm sure MC will love you just the way you are. You just need to be honest with him, and if he hates you for that then screw him. Sayori: *Sniffles* I-I hope so........I really love MC but I don't want to hurt him....... Monika: Oh I'm sure he'll understand, the next time you see him, tell him about your depression and see how he'll react. Sayori: I will. Thanks Monika. *Sees Monika holding a rope* Uhh, what's with the rope? Monika: This? Oh, I was going to......Help Yuri with the decorations for the Festival! Yeah, that's it! But you like to help people more than I do so this is more up your alley. *Smiles sweetly*
Mc:What are you doing? Sayori:Laying in bed. Mc:Mmm...Just laying in bed?Nothing else? Sayori:I'm eating cereal Mc:Haha nice,but what would you do if im in the bed next to you? Sayori:Eat my cereal Mc:I mean if there wasn't cereal. Sayori:Then i'd get outta bed and go get cereal.
*Sayori:* Hey! I was wondering if you could play that song again! *Natsuki:* Ohhhhhh, which one you little nuisance? The one that goes "Beep, Beep, Bop", right? *Sayori:* No, silly! You're thinking of (plays Flower Garden theme from Yoshi's Island for 7 seconds) *Natsuki:* (crosses her arms) Oh give me a break you annoying turd. Do even know how many times I said that "I'm not cute"? *Sayori:* Well (happily chuckles) that's what you are right now! *Natsuki:* (yells) OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
Monika: Hey spell "me" Mc: Okay M - E? Monika: you forgot the "D" Mc: There's no "D" in "me" Monika: not yet ;) * airhorn meme plays w/ monika wearing glasses *
Sayori: “I don’t want to go.” Yuri: “Wait, are you quoting Doctor Who or -“ Natsuki: “Don’t finish that sentence. People get pissy about spoilers for that.” Yuri: “Spoilers for what?” Natsuki: “Wr... so, Doctor Who?” Sayori (tying a noose around her neck while Monika waits to delete her): “No, seriously, I don’t wanna go.” Yuri: “I must say, David Tennant’s exist WAS one of the most iconic moments of the series.” Natsuki: “I’m more of a Matt Smith person.” (Sayori hangs herself. Sayori gets deleted.) Yuri: “Honestly, I’m really more of a Tom Baker person. The gothic horror of the Hinchcliffe years, the off-the-wall Adams years, the cosmic epic that was Logopolis, the brilliance of Shada…” Natsuki: “You watched them all on twitch, didn’t you.” Yuri: “N-n-no... wait, why are we talking about Doctor Who?” Monika: “No reason.” Yes, this did just come to mind. Yes, I’m a sad b*****d.
2:08 I’m not sure if anyone noticed, but that last line “We’re living in a simulation and free will is a lie.” Is actually a line from Marina in Splatoon 2. **cough** Edit: The entire conversation. **sigh**
MC: Sayori? Sayori: What? MC: Where's the door hole? Sayori: It goes right there. See? I drew it with a magic marker. MC: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw. Sayori: Dude, I'm gonna. MC: Oh, really? Sayori: Yes! MC: So, go get the power saw. Sayori: Okay, I will. Sayori: (walks into "door" and realizes that there's no door hole) Sayori: I see the problem. MC: OH, DO YA?
(saw Natsuki baking something) Monika: Natsuki's baking...... she wants something. Yuri: Or she did something......... Sayori: Or she wanted us to eat something gross in front of a hidden camera.
Yuri *looking at MC* : Look at his face. He's so cute, *became insane* I LOVE HIM ALREADY. Monika: Well, does he love you? Natsuki and Sayori: *oooohhh sound effect from Supa Hot Fire*
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I think i have a good one.
*Natsuki:* Yuri, I think you should play the role of my father.
*Yuri:* I dont want to be your father...
*Natsuki:* Perfect! You already know your lines!
... Why
Why am I laughing very hard?
Omigawsh I have been noticed by hedgehog senpai xD
Magilumi BOOTIFUL
Magilumi omg 😂
MC: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
Sayori: I don't know how are y-
Monika from the other room: IM DOING GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING
Smile Dog omfg yesssss
Smile Dog 😂😂
Smile Dog
sayori: (inhales) *BOI*
A and friends youtube! After monika talks over Sayori says it
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA
Sayori: Did you know the sky changes color based off of how I'm feeling?
Mc: But the sky is blue everyday?
Sayori: Exactly...
Gg
Monika be like: when I'm around the sky is red bc I'm angry all the time
Looking up in the sky in Los Angeles, Summer 2020 be like:
“Oh god, who pissed her off?”
@@china-rj4pg Monika in Exit Music be like
Yuri: Do you hear that?
Yuri: That's the sound of forgiveness.
Natsuki: That's the sound of people bleeding to death.
Yuri: That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence.
Grifinn Fielder 😊
LLAMAS WITH HAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!
Fluffystuff 500 I’ve never actually watched the series, but I’ve seen snippets of animations that use audio from it.
Beautiful.
I love Llamas with hats
sayori~ *hums to herself* just sayori just sayori....
monika~*smiles* haha thats a nice song youve got there
yuri~just yuri...
monika~*sweats*
natsuki~ just na....
monika; THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Thats from DDLC The Musical
Monika: (is showing MC around) "And here is our wonderful Literature Club."
Yuri: (is slamming Natsuki's head against the wall) "TWI. LIGHT. ISN'T. LITERATURE!!-"
I love that bit
I mean it’s really not
yes
Don't you mean manga
Your wish came true
*Natsuki and Yuri arrive at the Lit. Club; door is locked*
Natsuki: Son of a ____! How are we gonna get this door open?
Yuri: You could ring the doorbell.
Natsuki: No, that won't work, they won't answer!
Yuri: All right, fine, let me handle this.
Yuri: *demonic voice* Third Eye, lendeth me thy power to destr-
Natsuki: *interrupts nervously* You know what, let's just ring the doorbell.
Ammonite The SeaWing lol
Mason the catlover That one was a reference to Pokémon Talk, if you couldn’t tell. 😊
Caitlyn Shatley 😊
Ammonite The SeaWing change it to
*BY THE POWER OF THE THIRD EYE I SHALL DEST-* just a suggestion. But still nice.
Iron Star Yeah, I kinda like the royal talk, like "lendeth" and "thy". Plus, I wanted to stay true to what I was referencing. I do like your suggestion, though.
Monika: Sayori.
Sayori: Monika.
Monika: There is something you should know.
Sayori: What is it, Monika.
Monika: I came...
Sayori: Whaa...
Monika: To this club.
Sayori: Ohhh.
Monika: To give you a message.
Monika: Poems in Virtual Reality.
Sayori: Poems in Virtual Reality?!
Monika: Poems in Virtual Reality.
Sayori: Did you hear that Natsuki. Poems in Virtual Reality!
Natsuki: Poems in Virtual Reality?!
Yuri: Poems in Virtual Reality?!
Mc: Poems in Virtual Reality?!
Sayori: Poems in Virtual Reality!
Monika: Sayori.
Sayori: What is it, Monika.
Monika: I came...
Sayori: ...
Monkia: *smirks*
Sayori: Whaaaaa!?
The game has crashed. Please reboot.
Mc: I knew I shouldn't let Monika on the Internet.
End me now. T_T
You mad genius!
69 likes now lol
Ryan P. LittleKuriboh. CARDGAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!XD
Ryan P. A Yu-Gi-Oh! abridging thing.
Monika: so let's talk about the emotions we're all feeling today, hmm?
Yuri: stabby.
Monika: s-stabbing isn't really an emotion, it's more of an activity... That I hope you don't do to me.
Monika: an emotion is more of a _feeling_
Yuri: well maybe I feel... _STABBY_
ULTRA UNDERRATED COMMENT RIGHT HERE
CloneSimone omg yassss 😂😂😂😂😂 My friend loves to say "Im feeling STABBY today"
*S T A B B Y*
CloneSimone what if I also feel stabby hmm?
Knife RULEZ s-stabbing isnt really an emotion.
Monika: "Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge. "We have water, milk, juice, dead waifus, Dr. Pepper -"
MC: "Dead waifus?"
Monkia: "Dead waifus it is ,then."
MC: "No, that wasn't-"
But she was already pouring me a brimming glass of dead waifus.
samurott103 Was that originally an undertale animation with spiders and not dead waifus?
Monika: You'd think that killing people would make them like you!
Monika: But it doesn't.
...
Monika: It just makes them dead.
Monika: Plan E was a failure.
Sayori: How many plans are there?
Monika: About 20. Except in most of those plans, Natsuki dies.
Yuri: I like that plan.
Robby lol
I Approve Of These Plans.
Natsuki: Hey! I don’t approve!
Too Bad! I Already Forged A Contract With Kyubey And Turned You Into A Magical Girl- Wait What? (Monika Whispering In My Ear) Oh. Really? Oh.
Sorry, Wrong Series.
_''I like that plan.''_
Natsuki: okay guys I'm back from making cup-
Sayori: *hanging on ceiling by a noose* haha bye guys
Yuri: *stabbing herself vigorously* LOVE MEE MC!!
Monika: *zapping people with lazer beams* DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!
Natsuki: ....
Natsuki: ...
Natsuki: damn y'all crazy I'm out
then she snaps her neck
WAIT... I HEARD THIS BEFORE...
BUT STILL...
IT'S REALLY FUNNY...
Just a typical day in the club.
Monika should be saying DELETE like Matt Hardy.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha must delete hahahahahahah
Meh, I'll give it a go
Sayori: I just want someone to take me out...
Mc: like....on a date? Or with a sniper?
Sayori:....surprise me TvT
Sayori: "Hey! We all have some odd thing that we've memorized, right?"
Natsuki: "Uhh... why do you ask?"
Sayori: *takes deep breath and begins singing* "United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru. Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too. Puerto Rico-"
Natsuki: "Okay! We get it! Stop singing!"
Sayori: "-Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana and still. Guatemala, Bolivia then Argentina and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil."
MC: "You do know that she's not going to stop now, right?"
Sayori: "Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda..."
*a few minutes later*
Sayori: "...Fiji, Australia, Sudan!"
Monika: *clapping sarcastically* "Thank you for wasting three minutes of our time. Into the recycle bin you go."
Animaniacs!
YESS ANIMANIACS REFERENCE I LOVE YOU, EDUCATED CHILD
Natsuki walks around a corner
Yuri, Sayori, Monika: Boo!
Natsuki: Stop! You almost made me drop my cupcake!
I Wish I Were Dead cute
I Wish I Were Dead stoop i could have dropped my croissant
I Wish I Were Dead wheeze
Yuri: Anyone under 5’’7 can’t be talking about fighting someone. Like, what are you gonna do other than head butt someone in the nipples?
Natsuki: Say goodbye to your kneecaps!
Sayori: Wait Monika I need to show you something real quick
Monika: Uh...alright
Sayori: *breathes in* yeet
Monika: what
Sayori: yeet
Monika: you better quit before you get... beat *slaps Sayori*
Sayori: ow
Monika: deleet
*Deletes Sayori*
Was that based of the video?
Jakeneutron
YOu bEtTER StoPp!!
Lol
I watch that too.
*I ' v e b e e n d e l e t e d !*
I k n o w s a y o r i
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
The end.
In case y'all don't know, they paraphased some lines from the end of Portal 2. Wheatly(the apology) and Space Core("I'm in space!" instead of "I've been deleted!").
geekqueen2010 I did not know that. Thanks for telling!
2:41 Levels of patience required of each girl for couple relationship:
Monika: Level 1 - Almost nothing to be worried
Sayori: Level 3 - Unconfortable but still cute (less difficult if you love her for real and you have a huge sense of humor)
Natsuki: Level 6 - Brother or son style; try to keep calm 70% of time
-(if you feel Sayori embarrases you, stay away from Natsuki)-
Yuri: Level 10 - *GO AWAY!! YOU SCARE ME!*
Sayori : sooooo , have you decided on a club to join MC?
MC : sure did
Sayori : (smiles) which club are you going to join?
MC : well, since I know a lot of stuff about anime and I love watching it , I think the best club for me is the Anime club
Sayori : awwww , what about my club , the literature club?
MC : I'm sorry sayori , but I don't really like literature , so if I joined it would be pointless
Sayori : (tears up) oh , I understand
MC : come on sayori don't cry (wipes her tears) , I can visit the club if you want me to
Sayori : It's okay (brings a noose and a chair)
MC : S-Sayori , what are you doing?
Sayori : this is your opinion after all (stands on the chair and puts the noose around her neck)
MC : STOP...ok I'll join your literature club
Sayori : (removes the noose from her neck and hops off of the chair) yay , you're gonna have so much fun in the literature club
MC : y-yeah (nervous laughter) you're right...oh sayori
Sayori : Yes?
MC : Don't you EVER do that again
Narrator: She would do it again.
Yeah.I think she will do it again.
Natsuki speaking French is the best thing I've ever seen😂😂
*_BONJOUR_*
titTY CROISSANTS
mADEMOISELLE VAGinA
*SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS*
None of you should ever be having sex
Yuri: There is nothing about this whole scenario that doesn't make me so disgusted I want to violently vomit out my own internal organs. I despise you both so intensely that I can't tell if my vision is blurry from my near-death experience, or from my unforgiving rage. If allowed, once I am back to full health, I will gut you with an honest-to-God smile on my face, and then proceed to paint the home I build with your bodies with your very blood.
Monika: Y'hear that, Natsuki? You've made a friend.
Natsuki: YEAAAAAAAAAAA--!
I second this notion. Just.... brush up on the grammar.
A question, (also I’m not originally English) but what does ‘ **gutting** someone out’ mean?
cinta maria Slicing and dicing. In other words, you cut out someone's organs by stabbing them a lot. Or make them bleed to death.
Ow... ok! Thanks Lord Tullus 9 ;-)
That feels familiar.
*Checks quote through Google*
Ah, DBZ abridged. That's why.
3:34-3:51
You know what my youth ministers used to say whenever we would go on mission trips? They would say: "Boys, your blue. Girls, your red. No Purpleing!" This quote reminded me of that.
Garrett Allen wow clap clap clap clap clap
yurrriiiii that kills people
Wulf da Wulf no way
CAAARRRLLL
Where are his hands?
Virtual Arson oh oh woah oh woah woah I did not know that
Joj Deluxe wait... stabbing kills people? Well damn...
Monika: Yuri, how do you spell your name?
Yuri: Y-u-r-i
Sayori: Actually, it’s Y-o-u-r n-a-m-e
Monika: I was gonna delete you Yuri but now...
(Monika deletes Sayori)
Yuri: So... What do you like to read?
MC: Well, I actually don't read that much. What about you?
Yuri: O-oh... I sometimes read books that--
Natsuki: I like to read mangas!
Yuri: Natsuki if you interrupt me one more fucking time I will slit your throat.
MC, Natsuki : ..................
Yuri: ..... okay um, as i was saying, I like to---
Monika: I like to read books that explain about psychology and the human society. It just mesmerizes me how every person can be so different, yet functions together, inseparable from--
Yuri: *MONIKA I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU*
*Yuri*: Monika
*Monika*: what?!
*Yuri*: what happen to the game?
*Monika*: oh, I made my own route, see I delete Sayori.
*Yuri*: You were suppose to let MC choose which one to date!
*Monika*: Dude I’m gonna!
*Yuri*: oh really?
*Monika*: yes!
*Yuri*: so go let MC choose!
*Monika*: Fine, I will
*Monika runs into a blue screen
*Monkia* : I see the problem here!
*Yuri with a knife in her chest*: OH DO YOU?!
drmario711 Monika you had one job.
Holy crap.
It’s friggin Llamas with Hats
Your welcome.
It was bound to happen eventually.
ShadowUltra Dokis with hats
*in the Literature Club*
Natsuki: Ah, dammit Monika! Now you lock the closet? Really?!
Monika: NoooOOOOoooOO. *giggling*
Natsuki: Uuuuuugh. YURI.
Yuri: *dropping tea cup* WHAT?
Natsuki: HELP ME WITH THIS!
Sayori: STOP YELLING!
Yuri: (dull) It’s a locked door. I can’t really do anything.
Natsuki: Pfffffft. Sure you can! You’re Yuri!
Sayori: (far away) Yeah!
Yuri: Alright, fine. Let me see if I can shimmy it open.
Natsuki: ...wiiiiiiith?
Yuri: (happily) My knife! Ahahahahahahahahaha-
Natsuki: JUST GET IT OPEN I WANNA READ PARFAIT GIRLS WITH MC
MC: Please no...
Yuri: *deep breath* Okay, let me start slow...
Natsuki: Okaaaaay...
Yuri: Aaaaand... *stabbing lock repeatedly* Ahahahahahahaha-!
Natsuki: GOD DAMN IT YURI!
Sayori: AAAAHHH GET HER A PROTEIN BAR!
Natsuki: age?
Sayori: I am a bicycle, ask me anything?
Natsuki: age?
Sayori: Well, I was built 15 years ago.
Natsuki: nice, u an f bike or a m bike?
Natsuki: im f 14 btw
Sayori: Neither gender no age apply, all are welcome to ride the bicycle of joy
Natsuki: Ha u sound weird
Natsuki: But cool :)
Sayori: That's because I am a bicycle. Perhaps there is a misunderstanding. Let's begin again.
Sayori: I am a bicycle, ask me anything?
Natsuki: Are u horny?
Sayori: I am a bicycle.
...Was that a Cowbelly/Graham the Christian reference?
Natsuki: Are you the village bicycle?
sayori:well,yes I have a horn as well as a bell on me.
@@scatterbrain8764 yes.
0:57 I just love the voice actor for Natsuki
Natsuki: Monika, I hope you're ready for mouth watering hamburgers.
Monika: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Natsuki: No, no, I said steamed *hams.* That's what I call hamburgers.
Monika: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Natsuki: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
Monika: Uh-huh. What region?
Natsuki: Uh...central Japan?
Monika: Really? Well, I'm from Osaka and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
Natsuki: Oh, not in Osaka, no, it's a Tokyo expression.
Monika: I see.
Liam Funnyman top soon
this is honestly the best comment I've read
That Portal 2 one made my day :)
I fucking lost it when I realized that it was Portal 2!
I know, right? They went all out with that one.
Which one was that? A want to understand!!!!
Very last one.
_Vinegar is healthy._
Also, yet another Portal 2 reference that I loved in these vids
oh hey waails
XD
That Llamas With Hats reference earned my like straight away.
KingHerobrine876 I know
Carl that kills people
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FINALLY!!!!!THE DDLC INCORRECT QUOTES HAS COME BACK...HOME!!!!! i love this!!!!
Natsuki: MC's mine!
Sayori: No he's mine!
Monika: You all seem to be forgetting who's really MC's girlfriend?
Yuri: The only thing going inside of you is a knife!
*Suddenly Everyone Glitches Out*
Natsuki: Okay, What the ϜὗҪҜ! Who did it this time‽‽
Monika: Probably УЏяї Ӕgain...
Yuri: Im currently having P®ØʙՒEmς шyself, As you can see!
Sayori: It's probably just the ₣iΓeS messing up again...
Natsuki: †hat'§ not ∏ØŴ It works Sayori, Someone did this on purpose and i intend on finding out who.
MC: Sup.
Natsuki: ₥₢...Thank god your here! One of them ₣∩kἝD uP the files again...You know its kinda wierd that your the only one not glitching out right now.
Yuri and Monika: Oh my god...
Natsuki: Oh...
*MC smiles sadistically*
Sayori: (Almost crying) MC! Why ὦὍὑLĎ you do such a thing?
MC: It was getting so boring here i just had to find a way to shake things up.
Natsuki: You enjoy this you ςἾCk fuck‽
MC: I do not enjoy this. I just choose to tolerate this over the alternative.
Monika: Which ↑$ everyone being happy? You are sick...
MC: Nobody was happy...And I am not sick.
Yuri: And how Đø you know that?
MC: I know because when every single one of you attempted to come on to me you said that you weren't happy. Just face it, Reality is ditorted and existence is hell. And I for one, Am sick of it.
Yes!! Doki Doki Literature Sitcom is back!!
Monika:Okay we have alot of work to do.
Sayori,Natsuki&Yuri:Right!
Yuri:And we are gonna do it.
Monika:No playing games.
Sayori:Games?
Yuri:No...
Natsuki:Games are fun!
Monika:Stop!
Sayori:I'm gonna go.
Monika:No!
Natsuki:We are gonna play a game.
Yuri&Monika:NOOOOO!!!
Thomas sanders nice
That portal 2 reference was gold lol
Monika: So for the next festival I'd want to do something related to music. Do you girls play any instrument? Anybody apart of me?
Sayori: Well, I like to play violin because it helps me to express my own feelings
Natsuki: You sound like you like sad songs, do you?
Sayori: Of course not! Okey, yes, I do.
Natsuki: I can play FLUTE! In fact I could do an entire soundtrack by myself. Watch! (takes air)
Yuri: NATSUKI, not now!
Natsuki: Well, wise girl, what can you do?
Yuri: I'm learning to play guitar. I just LOVE practice stuff. I could spend hours and hours rehearsing. (shows her blisted fingers) IT'S A VERY PLEASANT HOBBIE!!
Natsuki, Sayori and Monika: Ew!!
Natsuki: You psycho!
Sayori : Sup?
Natsuki : My di--
Sayori : I KNEW IT!
Natsuki : My dictionary, Sayori. It's stuck on the ceiling fan.
Sayori : Oh.
Monika: So let me get this strait, you and Sayori concocted an elaborate plan to eat Natsukis cupcakes at the festival.
MC: Yes...
Monika: Why, may I ask?
Sayori *runs up to monika* BECAUSE HUNGER IS THE ENEMY!
Okay that's honestly adorable
3:35 well that surprised me to see my comment in this episode of DDLC Incorrect Quotes :D
Anyway, good job with this as always, its great to watch these! :)
Sayori: so do you want to join the c...
Mc: NO!
Sayori: but why?
Mc: trust me this is for your own good.
Natsuki: Hey, just a little club announcement, I'm changing my birthday to today.
Yuri: But today is Christmas!
Natsuki: Wow, really? You're going to be a jerk to me on my birthday?
Natsuki: "Yuri, why is there a dead guy in our house?" Wait. Do natsuki and yuri live together now!? *I ship it.*
YESSS
Lord Tullus 9 Best ship.
Lord Tullus 9 Tol and smol
Its a great bit from Llamas with Hats.
I ship it
(Yuri playing the knife game)
Yuri: I’ve got all my fingers, and then they go chop chop chop...
MC, Sayori and Natsuki: Oh no...
Fine, ok? You got me. I've been putting this off for way too long. Here...have a new subscriber
Be sure to check out some of my other stuff if you're interested! I do a lot more than DDLC.
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog I'm very interested. It seems that I have a lot to catch up on
Thought of this.
Natsuki: "PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"
MC: "Natsuki, eat a snickers."
Natsuki: "Wait, what? Why?"
MC: "You're not you when you're hungry."
Natsuki: "I'M ALWAYS HUNGR-"
MC: **shoves le snickers bar into Natsuki's mouth**
Natsuki: "MMPH-"
MC: "Better?"
Natsuki: **blushing and looking away awkwardly** "...better."
space
*space*
*im in space*
jimin park is a bean
here come space cops, act natural. SPACE! goin to space jail... Dad, are you space? *In dad voice* I am space. I'm proud of you, son. *High, loud, and obnoxious* SPACE!!!!!!
Okay, i think this was probably your best one yet.
Monika: I'm best girl~
Natsuki: No!! I'm best girl!!
Yuri: W-well I think I'm best girl!
Sayori: Can't we all just get along!!?
MC: You've all got it all wrong, I'm best girl!!
Monika: But you're not even a girl?
MC: I know! That's how much better I am than all of you!!
MC: oh my gosh, I know who you are!
Monika: NO you don’t! You don’t know who I am.
MC: I know that your....a self aware hacker.
MC: I never thought I had to used my recycling bin...
MC: *deletes wrong file* AHHH! Nooo!
I still cannot recover from listening to Dokis quoting Hellsing Abridged...
*It was something I was not prepared for.* LMAO XD
1:37.
This is the moment I realized...
*The splatfest dialogue*
Protag(MC): "Oh no I dropped my hot pocket!!"
Natsuki: "You are a disgrace of cooking and baking."
I've been deleted! 😃😃
simina cadar 😂
That made me laugh so much
Portal 2 Ending parody😂😂
"I know you have"
WE MUST END THIS DEBATE!!
WHICH COMES FIRST?!
THE EGG OR THE CHICKEN ?!
Sayori: Is Mayonnaise a instrument?
Monika: No Sayori Mayonnaise is not a instrument....
*Natsuki raises hand*
Monika: Cupcakes is also not a instrument....
*Natsuki lowers hand*
MC: When do we get the free food?
Monika: do you think sayori is home?
Yuri: no, her house says "Vacant"
Monika/natsuki: HOUSES CAN TALK?
MC: “Question Mark?”
Sayori: “Ahhh Exclamation point!!!”
Sayori: I'm going to jump!
(Monika from a far distance): Do a flip!
**sounds of door getting chopped**
Sayori: (crying) Please! Leave us alone!
Natsuki: (screams) Oh my god! I'm sorry, Yuri! I was only joking about the bra stuffing!
**sounds of door being chopped open**
Yuri: (demon voice) Heeeeeeerrrrre's JOHNNY!!
Sayori: (crying) I don't wanna die!
Natsuki: (screams) AAAAAHHHH!!!
Yuri: (demonic giggling to demonic laughter) So who's first?
Monika: ....Dammit, MC, I warned you about letting Yuri pick for Movie Night!!
MC: Gimme a break! How was I supposed to know she'd pick a bunch of horror... (facepalms) movies...
Monika: (sighs) ......Y'know what, Yuri? Take MC.
Yuri: (demonic giggling) Thank you!
MC: NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo~~!!!
MC:I forgot how to breath.
Sayori: oh no! do you need a doctor?!
Natsuki: Are you ok?!
Yuri: Do you need some help?!
MC: No.
MC: My lungs gave up.
MC: (laughs like crazy )
Yuri to natsuki: remember when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around doing nothing that was a metaphor of you
Yuri: I was worried you didn't understand that's why I had to call you garbage a second time or else this apology wouldn't make sense
Line of Glados from portal 2
**Natsuki gets Yuri's attention**
Yuri: what was that
Natsuki: it was me Natsuki!
Yuri: OH JESUS CRIST is that a gremlin
Natsuki: NO! I'm an 18 year old
Yuri: whatever just no one feed that thing after midnight
"I'm just imagening someone screaming bonjour at a penis :) "
Oh sayori how innocent...that line had me dying though ;D
Monika: all right what are you guys eating?
Natsuki: cupcakes
Monika: unhealthy, Sayori?
Sayori: Bread
Monika: okay fine whatever, Yuri
Yuri: SOUP MADE FROM THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
Sayori:...
Natsuki:..
Monika: Now you are speaking my language.
Yuri and Monika: *yandere intensifies*
Here we go
Sayori: Don’t tell your mother
MC: Kiss one another
Sayori: *DIE FOR EACH OTHER*
MC: *steps 4 feet away*
Sayori: Yuri
Yuri: Huh
Sayori: Please Tell Me Thats Ketchup
Yuri: Uhh Um
Sayori: Yuri
Yuri: Uhhh
Sayori: Yuri
Yuri: Uhhhhh
Sayori: YURI!!!
Yuri: Ok Ok Jeez Girl
Sayori: Ok Explain
Yuri: Ok So I Was Getting A Jelly Dount The From The Dount Shop
Sayori: Uh Huh
Yuri: And When I Come Here To The Kicthen
Sayori: Hmmmm Im Listening
Yuri: And I Um Use The Ketchup For The Jelly Dount
Sayori: Hmm I See And Since When They Put Ketchup On Jelly Dounts It Doesn't Make Sin....
YURI COVERS SAYORI MOUTH AND LOOK AT HER MOLICIOUS CRAZY HAPPY AT SAYORI
Yuri: (whispers) ..i...killed...a person
Sayori: (SCREAMS) WHATTTTTTTTT
Yuri: Just Kidding I Just Used Your Lip gloss For The Project For The Club
Sayori: oh WAIT YOU USED MY LIP GLOSS FOR WHAT!!!!!
Yuri: (scared) Uhhh Ah Ah Ahhhh
Monika: I'm in a writers block. Does anyone have ideas for a poem?
Sayori: *Raised hand* Oh!
Monika: That doesn't involve kittens hanging themselves?
Sayori: *Puts hand down*
*MC and Monika are in the middle of a conversation*
Natsuki: Get away from her, she's evil.
MC: Natsuki? Where did you come from?
Monika: *opens up DDLC file folder* Natsuki, I've had enough of your snide contempt!
MC: Monika, calm down!
Monika: I will protect my self from this foul mouthed ruffian!
Yuri: Hey, what's the commotion here?
Monika: Stay out of this Yuri, this is a personal dispute between Natsuki and myself
Yuri: You're threatening Natsuki with deletion and I'm supposed to just stay out of it? No.
MC: Can I just say something?
Sayori: You wont win, Monika
Monika: The three of you would cchallenge me? You sorely understimate the power of the file folder.
Natsuki: Think again Monika! Your dark influence will end!
Monika: Your "friends" are all arrayed against me. Will you stand for this?
MC: My friends are right, Monika. You have been manipulating me from the very beginning.
Monika: You of all people would judge me so? Am I not worthy of redemption?
MC: Okay, I wont attack you. But I wont stop my friends from doing so>
Monika: So you would do nothing? Apathy is death. Worse than death because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects.
Natsuki: Apathy is death.
Yuri: Apathy is death.
Sayori: Apathy is death.
Monika: Apathy is death.
THANKS YOU SO MUCH FOR ANOTHER OF THESE! HOLY SHIFT, MAN...
Making -all- the obscure references I love so much...
Love it. Keep it up lol.
I like how Natsuki had the honor of making Mark’s poem 😂
Sayori: we're best friends!
MC: yeah!
Sayori: If I die,you're dying with me!
MC: shit.
We can try this...
Natsuki (carrying Manga into the classroom): MC! Come help me, there are too many books!
MC: Well don't bring as many next time. *Que MLG Music and Shades*
MC *talking to Sayori* : Hey, do you have a pen?
Yuri *from a distance* : Did you say, PEN???!!!?!!
Monika: I have good reason for everything I do.
Mc: Really?
Monika: Yup. Why did I do something? I have reasons.
Natsuki: So why did you eat my cupcake?
Monika: I was hungry.
Sayori: So why did you delete me?
Monika: *gets nervous* Uhm...
JustMonika the others were better
Ooooh! I got one for #8!
Sayori: *Is crying*
Monika: Sayori? What's wrong?
Sayori: I have crippling depression and I'm afraid MC will hate me if he knew about it!
Monika: *Smiles with obsessive eyes* Really!? *Quickly replaces her Yandere face with a consoling look* Oh, I mean....I'm sorry to hear that Sayori. I'm sure MC will love you just the way you are. You just need to be honest with him, and if he hates you for that then screw him.
Sayori: *Sniffles* I-I hope so........I really love MC but I don't want to hurt him.......
Monika: Oh I'm sure he'll understand, the next time you see him, tell him about your depression and see how he'll react.
Sayori: I will. Thanks Monika. *Sees Monika holding a rope* Uhh, what's with the rope?
Monika: This? Oh, I was going to......Help Yuri with the decorations for the Festival! Yeah, that's it! But you like to help people more than I do so this is more up your alley. *Smiles sweetly*
Sayori: (inhale)*yeet*
Monica: what the hell
Sayori:yeet
Monica: shut up!
Monica:*deletes sayori*
SkylarThe _Parrakeet *Y E E T*
Mc:What are you doing?
Sayori:Laying in bed.
Mc:Mmm...Just laying in bed?Nothing else?
Sayori:I'm eating cereal
Mc:Haha nice,but what would you do if im in the bed next to you?
Sayori:Eat my cereal
Mc:I mean if there wasn't cereal.
Sayori:Then i'd get outta bed and go get cereal.
*Sayori:* Hey! I was wondering if you could play that song again!
*Natsuki:* Ohhhhhh, which one you little nuisance? The one that goes "Beep, Beep, Bop", right?
*Sayori:* No, silly! You're thinking of (plays Flower Garden theme from Yoshi's Island for 7 seconds)
*Natsuki:* (crosses her arms) Oh give me a break you annoying turd. Do even know how many times I said that "I'm not cute"?
*Sayori:* Well (happily chuckles) that's what you are right now!
*Natsuki:* (yells) OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!
Monika: Hey spell "me"
Mc: Okay M - E?
Monika: you forgot the "D"
Mc: There's no "D" in "me"
Monika: not yet ;)
* airhorn meme plays w/ monika wearing glasses *
Whoa! You actually used my suggestion! Thank you so much! ^_^
Sayori: “I don’t want to go.”
Yuri: “Wait, are you quoting Doctor Who or -“
Natsuki: “Don’t finish that sentence. People get pissy about spoilers for that.”
Yuri: “Spoilers for what?”
Natsuki: “Wr... so, Doctor Who?”
Sayori (tying a noose around her neck while Monika waits to delete her): “No, seriously, I don’t wanna go.”
Yuri: “I must say, David Tennant’s exist WAS one of the most iconic moments of the series.”
Natsuki: “I’m more of a Matt Smith person.”
(Sayori hangs herself. Sayori gets deleted.)
Yuri: “Honestly, I’m really more of a Tom Baker person. The gothic horror of the Hinchcliffe years, the off-the-wall Adams years, the cosmic epic that was Logopolis, the brilliance of Shada…”
Natsuki: “You watched them all on twitch, didn’t you.”
Yuri: “N-n-no... wait, why are we talking about Doctor Who?”
Monika: “No reason.”
Yes, this did just come to mind. Yes, I’m a sad b*****d.
Natsuki: Let me see what you have!
Yuri: *A knife!*
Natsuki: *NO!*
0:46-1:07
IDK why but this is probably my favorite qoute from these incorrect quote videos
2:08 I’m not sure if anyone noticed, but that last line “We’re living in a simulation and free will is a lie.” Is actually a line from Marina in Splatoon 2.
**cough**
Edit: The entire conversation.
**sigh**
Sayori: (running to club door) Last one there is a rotten egg!
Yuri: First one there is gonna lose their soul.
Sayori: What? No, that won't happen.
lol, yet another funny video from the hedgehog crew, i love it, thank you hedgehog, wish me luck tonight, i have a choir concert tonight
Monika: “Lol, someone just deleted me!”
Natsuki: In *our* house
*T H E S H I P S A I L S*
YES
MC: Sayori?
Sayori: What?
MC: Where's the door hole?
Sayori: It goes right there. See? I drew it with a magic marker.
MC: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.
Sayori: Dude, I'm gonna.
MC: Oh, really?
Sayori: Yes!
MC: So, go get the power saw.
Sayori: Okay, I will.
Sayori: (walks into "door" and realizes that there's no door hole)
Sayori: I see the problem.
MC: OH, DO YA?
Mc: *holding a rose* a rose for the most beautiful woman
Sayori: oh thank-
Monica: *interupes and take the rose* well and of course that's for me
(saw Natsuki baking something)
Monika: Natsuki's baking...... she wants something.
Yuri: Or she did something.........
Sayori: Or she wanted us to eat something gross in front of a hidden camera.
Monika: You think Sayori's best girl. Fu*king normies. ITS JUST MONIKA. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yuri: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Monika: Half full.
Natsuki: Half empty.
Sayori: LOL water is gay! *dabs*
That Gru meme tho
Yuri *looking at MC* : Look at his face. He's so cute, *became insane* I LOVE HIM ALREADY.
Monika: Well, does he love you?
Natsuki and Sayori: *oooohhh sound effect from Supa Hot Fire*