Suggestion: Yuri: Don't say a word. Natsuki: Fergilicious. Yuri: I said no words! Natsuki: Oh. I get it. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word. Now, it's a word because it's convenient for you.
Came up with this idea: Sayori: *hanging* Natsuki: *neck snap* Yuri: *stabbing herself* Monika: "We could make a religion out of thi-" MC: "No, don't."
@studiosnch "Open up your feelings. Stop having them be closed," said the MC. There was really nothing she could do so Sayori signed a contract that let MC, Natsuki, and Yuri visit Sayori anytime they want. Monika hated this. "This sucks." She said. "This SUCKS!" And with very little outside help, she hanged Sayori, somehow restarted the game, and made a new game. That was a lot more horror. She wrote a script that was a lot more horror. And had control that was... pretty horror. Wanna know what else was horror? That's right! Her mind control stuff! "What can I control?" Yuri! So she controls Yuri. And then she goes a little bit farther. Then Natsuki rushes in out of nowhere and says "Wait no you can't do that I was gonna try to make friends with her so I could spread manga." And Natsuki tries to make friends with Yuri, guarded by MC. And when that failed she tried to talk to Monika trough MC. "Can you maybe chill?" said MC. "How about maybe you chill?" said Monika. Monika kinda hates Natsuki. You'll never guess who also kinda hates Natsuki. Yuri! So Monika and Yuri make an alliance together so they can "hate Natsuki together." Feeling confident Monika makes Yuri drive Natsuki away, but then they all get tired and she comes back. _It's time for Club War One_
Nasuki-everyday I imagine eating cup- cakes with you... Yuri- reading together, loving each other with just me and you... Sayori-- you can cheer me up right when you tallllk~ the raincloud dries and I feel better Monkia- why are these, bitc-hes sing-ing my song? *Deleting intensefies* [Good video btw 👍] Edit- changed 'together' to 'each other" in Yuri's verse
Everyday~ I imagine a future where it's just me 'n' you, In our hand, is a manga that we'll read together, just me and you!~ My world changed from the moment i met you~ When i saw you, you struck my heart a flame!~ And even when i find myself near you, what does it take, for you to see through my facade? I swear to you, we won't ever, be apart. Hey, glad you're back!~ come on down, sit and we'll read some manga together-- Monika: * Angry deletion noises *
*Natsuki:* "So because everyday we have to write poems now I've decided to write a quick but important poem just for you, so you better pay attention!" "You do you, and I do me, and we won't do each other. Probably." *Natsuki:* "That was a good poem right there and you better accept it!"
Monika: I'm MC's boyfriend!!! Yuri: No your not!!! I am!!! Sayori: Hey!!! I knew him the longest!!! Natsuki: Yes but i make the best cupcakes!!! Yuri: That's not relevant!!! Natsuki: Yes it is!!! Monika: Lets let MC decide who's his girlfriend! Sayori: Yes! Lets let MC decide. MC: Hmm...Now lets see, I could choose the girl who has a severe case of malnutrition and gets beaten by her father. Natsuki: I DON........ HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?! MC: Or the overly obsessive girl who cuts herself. Yuri: WHAT!?!? I DONT CUT MYSELF!!! MC: Then how did you know i was talking to you? Yuri:..shut up.... MC: Or i could choose my childhood friend, Who if i say one wrong word to will end up hanging the next morning. Sayori:I wouldn't... *MC glances at her* Sayori:.... MC: Or i could choose the girl who'd lock me in a space classroom and tell me that everthing i have done and will do is pointless. Monika: Just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not true! MC: Thats what i thought. MC: So no, None of you are my girlfriend and never will be. In fact as soon as I find a way to kill myself without the game being able to be restarted, I will.
Sayori: Hey Monika, you remember when you deleted the game and they CGs scrolled by being deleted one by one right? Monika: Uh... Yeah? Sayori: Did you notice any CGs of either of us at MCs house? Monika: No, why are you brin... wait... Monika and Sayori: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Monika : *screams* Natsuki : WTF Monika I was readi-omg Yuri : •o• *gasp* Monika : sayori got hanged!! *mc walks in sayoris room* Mc : hi guys why are you gu-oh a pinyata! **grabs baseball bat** All : MC NO!!!!
Monika: Right, now that I’ve created my own Twitter account I wonder whether anyone’s created any art for me. Oh wow! There’s lots of art! Let’s see some of it. (Returns to the literature club around a minute later.) Natsuki (annoyed then concerned): Hey Monika! Your late, again! Hey, what’s wrong? Monika (breathing heavily with a traumatised face): Never... Again...
*Monika:* _To the tune of the beginning of the FRIENDS theme_ "SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY" *Everyone claps 4 times, except for Sayori, who continues clapping for a good 5 seconds.*
I’ve got one! Natsuki: Yuri! There’s a dead guy in our house! Yuri: (Trying to act innocent) Whoa! Hey! How did he get here? Natsuki: Did you do this?! Yuri: No! How could you think I would do such a thing? Natsuki: Tell me Yuri, tell me everything you did while I was gone! Yuri: Well, I was sitting down Natsuki: Okay... Yuri: Reading a book. Natsuki: Uh-huh... Yuri: Then this guy walked in... Natsuki: Go on... Yuri: So I went up to him aaaand STABBED HIM 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST! Natsuki: ...YURIIIIIIIIIII! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
MC: That's the most beatiful girl I've ever seen!!! Everyone Else: Thank you... Wait which one of us? *MC points to a paper boat labeled "The S.S. Georgie"* *Natsuki laughs* Natsuki: Good reference! Sayori: I don't get it... Natsuki: He's referencing IT. *Yuri takes out a knife and starts slashing the boat* Monika: Yuri you do realize he was making a joke right? *Yuri stops slashing the boat* Yuri: Yes! of course I did! I was making a joke to! Natsuki: By giving some poor kid an F? Yuri: Comedy is subjective! Natsuki: (Giggling) IT sure is! Sayori: I still don't get it.
Monika: "Hey, MC." MC: "Yeah?" Monika: "Why didn't you like, react like a normal person would when you see Sayori and Yuri died?" MC: "I've seen something worse, Monika. Way worse than what you can imagine." Monika: "Really? Like what?" MC: "Once there was a... You can say prison break. And to lure back one of the most dangerous inmate, they strap a guy on a table and put him on the inmate's cell. Then, they press a button that would operate a machine on the table that would Break the femur and make the guy screams in pain. The voice of his pain are sent throughout the prison, and in a few moments, somehow the inmate was already on the cell, takong the guy with him. Luckily the prison guard managed to lock his cell, but the guy had gone, taken by the inmate God knows where... He was as old as you and I, Monika..." Monika: *Is startled and filled with fear* MC: *hugs Monika* MC: "That is why I barely reacts to it. And you should stop on deleting the girls. Once the prison wardens know about you and think that you're a criminal, you'll be taken custody and will never be seen outside again, got it?" Monika: *nods in fear* MC: *kisses Monika's cheek* MC: "Good. Now you should undo the damages you've done, because even now, the wardens are watching you, me and everyone around the world. Be careful."
For clarification, this is actually a description of an event in the game SCP: Containment Breach, where in one segment you can recontain SCP-106 (The Dangerous Inmate) by crushing the femur of a fellow Class D (The Guy). The prison wardens are the people that run the foundation, trying to contain and study anomalies that would drastically affect the natural day to day basis of life, and the "criminals" are actually people chosen to become potential Class D's, disposable workers who are used as test subjects on the SCPs and are killed once their use has run out.
*Sayori enters MC'S house, eyeing the cupcakes Natsuki MC made* MC: "I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick" * 5 minutes later * *MC walks into the kitchen* MC: "Sayor... WHERE ARE THE CUPCAKES?!" *Sayori, mouth full of cupcakes* Sayori: "What?"
My incorrect quote Mc:(walks through the door) hey... Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri:(doing a satanic ritual in a dark room) 'whispering but gradually getting louder' Usurper USURPER *USURPER* Mc:(silently backs out the room)
*Sayori picks up a bottle of pills that fell out of MC's pocket* Sayori: MC why do you have depression pills with you? MC: (Sigh) Its my prescription from my therapist. Everyone Else: YOUR DEPRESSED?!?!?! MC: What! Everyone is allowed to be depressed but me? Natsuki: You have a therapist? Yuri: You know in hindsight MC being depressed is actually one of the better outcomes considering what he's been through. Sayori:WHATNOYOUCANTBEDEPRESSEDHOWCOULDINOTHAVENOTICEDBEFOEREIMSORRYIFAILEDYOU!!!! MC: This really isn't how i planned for things to go down. Sayori: WENEEDTOGODOFUNTHINGSRIGHTNOW!!! MC: But I have a meeting with Docter Cornthal in a few hours and- Sayori: SHUTUPSHUTUPJUSTSHUTUP!!! Monika: Well it was nice knowing you MC. *(Whilst crying)Sayori drags MC to the movies* Monika: (sigh) I can't believe I turned my boyfriend depressed... Natsuki: Okay firstly, He's not your boyfriend. And secondly, What the Fuck did you expect to happen?!?!?! Monika: Well, I expected him to hate all you guys so he would go out with me... Natsuki: Well I bet you regret fucking with space time now don't you? Monika: Yeah i do...
For Incorrect DDLC quotes: *Sayori, with an evil twist* :"Why choose reality when you can have a world of your own making? That's clearly the choice, y'know...I mean come on, we all prefer the easier life. Hehehehe.... You see, all reality ever gives you is boredom and bickering. And no one truly wants to live in a world like that. It's only because they think they have to accept it that they choose to buck up and deal. There's only one thing that's going to set you apart and let you succeed in life: it's the magic ticket they call 'talent'. And if you don't have it, then you're left to rot in despair. Game over. So wouldn't we better off without this reality crap? Someday, you'll all understand what I'm saying. No matter what you try and do, reality sucks. And I, for one, am sick of it."
Sayori: (says cheerfully) I have depression! Natsuki: My dad is abusive Yuri: I am absolutely insane Monika: Okay, time to share poems! MC: (out of room) NOPENOPENOPENOPE
Dear hedgehog, I love all your content and it has helped me through a really rough time in my life and during the last stream you read a lot of my comments( I was that Irish guy) and it really meant a lot to me . Thank you so much for everything
I just had a weird idea...but meh. Sayori: You know, depression isn't that bad. I have people who care about me. Make sure I'm okay. Make sure that I eat okay. And spend time with me. And all cause I have to take these happy pills! Isn't that right Mr. Fluffy Bun? Monika: Those...aren't antidepressants... Sayori: Wheee! I can fly now! MC: SAYORI! NO! Edit: Yea I edit it...cause I mess up on Monika's name...lol Monkia...
*Sayori:* Hi,MC! *Natsuki:* uh..he's my boyfriend.. *Yuri:* No,he's my boyfriend! *Monika:* Ahem..To make it clear,He's my boyfriend *Natsuki:* How so?>:( *Monika:* Well,as you can see..We've been talking together alone at the empty room,we go on a date alone,We sleep with eachother,we compliment eachother,We live with eachother and.. *We kiss eachother* ^w^ (Everyone shock and silents) *Natsuki:* (SHOCK)YOU LITTLE SON OF A PSYCHOPATH!
[Incorrect Quotes] What Waifu-Wars should've been. Monika: Okay everyone! The fight will be happening tomorrow in the backyard of school at 4:30pm. Minori weighs at 48 and Elyssa at 30. Main Character: How long do you guys expect the fight to last? Sayori: Maybe- Natsuki: How ever Minori wants it to last~ Yuri: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MALNOURISHED MIDGET! Natsuki: HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU EDGY THOT Sayori: DON'T START FIGHTING YOU DAMN CHR FILES- Monika: SAYORI THAT'S MY FUCKING PHRASE YOU LITTLE HANGING HAG- ALL OF THE DOKIS GET INTO A BRAWL. Main Character: Wow. I can tell you all hate each other. This is going to be a good war!
I've really grown to love these. Well not really 'grown', I've loved them from the start really. The voices are on point and fit the characters well and it's just utterly hilarious.
My request: Monika: So, not everyone you meet online is who you think it is! Sayori: But MC told me this is a game... MC: SAYORI! I told you not to say that! Monika: SHUT UP SAYORI!!! Sayori: *Hangs herself* Natsuki: actually there's a manga about that Monika: SHUT UP NATSUKI!!! Natsuki: *Snaps neck* Yuri: IT IS!!! I THOUGHT FROM THE BEGGINING!! LIFE IS WORTHLESS!!! MC: *Concerned and scared* Oooooohhhh... Aaaahhhhh..... Monika: SHUT UP YURI!!! Yuri: *Stabs herself* Monika: So....
Natsuki: "I am as sophisticated as you, I just don't need to show it!" Yuri: "Your words are floccinaucinihilipilification to me. Natsuki: "I don't get it." Yuri: "Of course you don't."
A more smart version: Natsuki: "I am as sophisticated as you, I just don't need to show it!" Yuri: "cos((((-(Ni)(oi))^2)/u^2)-1)=1 if cos is restricted to (-pi/2,pi/2) and i represents the imaginary number." Natsuki: "I don't get it." Yuri: "Of course you don't."
An Idea: MC: "Hey! Wanna *hang* out in my house tonight to help me finish my science project? We can *cut* and *snap* some of the ideas that I just got from internet! But the ideas are...kinda long, so you girls can maybe help me to find out which ideas are gonna get *deleted* and which ideas are gonna stay?" Monika, Yuri, Sayori, Natsuki: *_"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."_*
Sayori: "I hate Pacers." Monika: "What Pacer?" Sayori: "BR Pacers like the 142,143 and the 144" Monika: "Something we agree on!" Yuri and Natsuki: "Everyone agrees! Everyone agrees! Everyone agrees!"
natsuki: can you tie a knot? yuri: i cannot... Natsuki: ah so you CAN knot? yuri: no...i cannot knot. Natsuki: not knot???? monika: who's there? Natsuki: MONIKA! monika: monika who? Natsuki: *GETS TRIGGERED*
Part 2 of DDLC OST Recorder ver. Natsuki: *blows recorder* Sayori: Oww! My ears! Natsuki: Hey! You broke the music thingy! Now you have to listen to this! Sayori: Nooooo! It's torturing me!!! *Sayori ran away* Monika: You won! You didn't earn anything though... Natsuki: MONIKA!!! Yuri: *giggling in the background*
My quote is: MC: “The girls...they’re all dead...what kind of man would do this?!” Monika: *skateboards pasts the other girls*...justmonika... (Reference: asdf movie)
These are so good. You're so amazing. So, I decided to jump on the incorrect quote bandwagon. Sayori: Thanks again, Natsuki! For coming with me on my driver's test. Natsuki: No problem. You're like a sister to me, and you're a saint compared to the rest. I mean I can deal with your crap more than Yuri's and Monika's. Sayori: Is that a compliment? Natsuki: Take it as one. *Natsuki and Sayori get in their respective car seats* Sayori: *sigh* Natsuki: You'll do fine. *Driving instructor gets in the car* Mrs. Doe: Hello, I'm Mrs. Doe, and I'll be your instructor today. Show me what you got? *10 seconds later* *CRASH* Sayori: Oops. Natsuki: It's safe to say you will never get your license. Mrs. Doe: I gave up teaching for this. *Sigh* Honestly, that just flew through my mind so I hope it's okay. I mean I'm not lazy to edit a comment. And again, I love your channel.
+ an extremely agitated hedgehog omg it's finally back thank you, I luv you so much, thank you this made my day, keep up the good work and I'll catch you on the next live stream
First off, this is hilarious and makes the day a little nicer! Second, may have a suggestion, dunno if it's funny or not: Sayori: MC drank out of this can. Would that be an indirect kiss? Monika: No sweetie, that would be mononucleosis. ... I'll show myself to the door...
Monika : I'm best girl. I can delete you all! Yuri and Natsuki : WRONG! Sayori -drooling- : Eh? What? Natsuki : Monika said she's best girl even though it's obviously me! Sayori : Oh, *snap*! Natsuki : You did not just say that. Monika : Sayori, you only *hang* around for fun, so I don't know what your saying. Yuri : You know, not all of us can *delete* our sadness so easily. Natsuki : *sarcastic* Cause your totally a *cut* above the rest, right? Monika : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yuri : EEEEKKKKKKK Sayori : WUHHHHHHHHH Natsuki : *in corner* MC RING THE DAMN COPS! MC : Well this is a perfect day!
Monika: *Walks Into Classroom* Sayori:Oh Hello Monika I've Been Wondering What That Was In The Corner Of The Classroom *Points To Tumbler* Monika: *SEES TUMBLER* OH FUCK NO! *Deletes Tumbler* Ah Much Better! *SEES Deviant Art* NOT AGAIN! Why Must I Make Cringe
Quote suggestion: Yuri and Natsuki go to the mall. Yuri: "excuse me, I lost my friend can I make an announcement?" Yuri takes the microphone Yuri: "goodbye you little shit!"
Suggestion: Natsuki: *finishes shitty recorder* ok,done! Monika:That was the worst fucking music I've ever heard Natsuki:It was 2 years ago! MC: we're you even paying attention? Natsuki:Uhh.......
Suggestion:
Yuri: Don't say a word.
Natsuki: Fergilicious.
Yuri: I said no words!
Natsuki: Oh. I get it. Two weeks ago, playing Scrabble, it wasn't a word. Now, it's a word because it's convenient for you.
nice
nice
n i c e
Dammn
Beth Morris lmao😂
All the time I turn around brothers gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my *uh*
Natsuki: I fear no man.
Natsuki: But that... thing...
*Looks at Yuri*
Natsuki: It scares me.
Firevolt Gaming YES
Hoovie is spy
Potdis dispenser here
Firevolt Gaming Yuri's a man?! Then why isn't her/his name Yaoi?
I'm Imagining Natsuki with heavy's voice now
Monika: If you replace the W in Where, What, and When with a "T", you answer to question.
Natsuki: The world seemed so simple before this moment.
TheHeroicKid
For the last one do you mean when?
yeah, i'll fix it.
Didn't think about that.
... Woah
You got that from a video, right? Because I saw a video with the same thing.. at least put credit..
Came up with this idea:
Sayori: *hanging*
Natsuki: *neck snap*
Yuri: *stabbing herself*
Monika: "We could make a religion out of thi-"
MC: "No, don't."
TheBrony/GamerPerson I hope youtube eventually adds a way to like a comment twice
Just Wurtz
MC: I gently open the door
MC: IT'S THE UNITED STATES. WITH HUGE BOATS, AND GUNS. GUNBOATS.
Sayori: meh face
@studiosnch "Open up your feelings. Stop having them be closed," said the MC. There was really nothing she could do so Sayori signed a contract that let MC, Natsuki, and Yuri visit Sayori anytime they want. Monika hated this. "This sucks." She said. "This SUCKS!" And with very little outside help, she hanged Sayori, somehow restarted the game, and made a new game. That was a lot more horror. She wrote a script that was a lot more horror. And had control that was... pretty horror. Wanna know what else was horror? That's right! Her mind control stuff! "What can I control?" Yuri! So she controls Yuri. And then she goes a little bit farther. Then Natsuki rushes in out of nowhere and says "Wait no you can't do that I was gonna try to make friends with her so I could spread manga." And Natsuki tries to make friends with Yuri, guarded by MC. And when that failed she tried to talk to Monika trough MC. "Can you maybe chill?" said MC. "How about maybe you chill?" said Monika. Monika kinda hates Natsuki. You'll never guess who also kinda hates Natsuki. Yuri! So Monika and Yuri make an alliance together so they can "hate Natsuki together." Feeling confident Monika makes Yuri drive Natsuki away, but then they all get tired and she comes back.
_It's time for Club War One_
THIS NEEDS TO BE IN ONE OF THE NEXT VIDS OMG
*MC walks into Sayori's room and finds her hanging*MC: My dissapointment is immesurable and my day is ruined.
Nasuki-everyday I imagine eating cup- cakes with you...
Yuri- reading together, loving each other with just me and you...
Sayori-- you can cheer me up right when you tallllk~ the raincloud dries and I feel better
Monkia- why are these, bitc-hes sing-ing my song? *Deleting intensefies*
[Good video btw 👍]
Edit- changed 'together' to 'each other" in Yuri's verse
HI I LIKE UR PROFILE PIC
Everyday~ I imagine a future where it's just me 'n' you,
In our hand, is a manga that we'll read together, just me and you!~
My world changed from the moment i met you~
When i saw you, you struck my heart a flame!~
And even when i find myself near you,
what does it take, for you to see through my facade?
I swear to you, we won't ever,
be apart.
Hey, glad you're back!~
come on down, sit and we'll read some manga together--
Monika: * Angry deletion noises *
Natsuki { Doki Doki Literature Club } OMG PLS SING OR HAVE SOMONE SING FOR YOU TO PUT ON TH-cam PLSSSS
wow i never thought someone would actually like my *GREAT* Lyrics.
Natsuki { Doki Doki Literature Club } YOUR DA BEST GIRL!
*Natsuki:* "So because everyday we have to write poems now I've decided to write a quick but important poem just for you, so you better pay attention!"
"You do you,
and I do me,
and we won't do each other.
Probably."
*Natsuki:* "That was a good poem right there and you better accept it!"
nice markiplier reference
I mean, the pink moustache...obviously Markiplier is Natsuki's Markipapa
Yes! I LOVE IT!
*Markiplier intensifies*
Congrats on getting featured.
Monika: I'm MC's boyfriend!!!
Yuri: No your not!!! I am!!!
Sayori: Hey!!! I knew him the longest!!!
Natsuki: Yes but i make the best cupcakes!!!
Yuri: That's not relevant!!!
Natsuki: Yes it is!!!
Monika: Lets let MC decide who's his girlfriend!
Sayori: Yes! Lets let MC decide.
MC: Hmm...Now lets see, I could choose the girl who has a severe case of malnutrition and gets beaten by her father.
Natsuki: I DON........ HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?!
MC: Or the overly obsessive girl who cuts herself.
Yuri: WHAT!?!? I DONT CUT MYSELF!!!
MC: Then how did you know i was talking to you?
Yuri:..shut up....
MC: Or i could choose my childhood friend, Who if i say one wrong word to will end up hanging the next morning.
Sayori:I wouldn't... *MC glances at her*
Sayori:....
MC: Or i could choose the girl who'd lock me in a space classroom and tell me that everthing i have done and will do is pointless.
Monika: Just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not true!
MC: Thats what i thought.
MC: So no, None of you are my girlfriend and never will be. In fact as soon as I find a way to kill myself without the game being able to be restarted, I will.
2nd part I guess....
MC:kill me.
Player: *downloadingstupid mods*
....Later......
mc: remember Sayori. You are what you eat
Sayori: well I don't remember eating a disappointment
Crazy Girl Playz Oof~
WOW
1:14 RELEASE THIS PERFECTION ON iTUNES AND SPOTIFY
*NOW*
BlueBlur856 Copyright it give her all royalties IMMEDIETLY
Unfortunately, this is not mine to iTunes. Link in the description, make sure to give them a like!
Damn it!
BlueBlur856 ik
BlueBlur856 *play the entire ddlc soundtrack on recorder*
Sayori: Hey Monika, you remember when you deleted the game and they CGs scrolled by being deleted one by one right?
Monika: Uh... Yeah?
Sayori: Did you notice any CGs of either of us at MCs house?
Monika: No, why are you brin... wait...
Monika and Sayori: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Monika : *screams*
Natsuki : WTF Monika I was readi-omg
Yuri : •o• *gasp*
Monika : sayori got hanged!!
*mc walks in sayoris room*
Mc : hi guys why are you gu-oh a pinyata! **grabs baseball bat**
All : MC NO!!!!
Monika: Right, now that I’ve created my own Twitter account I wonder whether anyone’s created any art for me. Oh wow! There’s lots of art! Let’s see some of it.
(Returns to the literature club around a minute later.)
Natsuki (annoyed then concerned): Hey Monika! Your late, again! Hey, what’s wrong?
Monika (breathing heavily with a traumatised face): Never... Again...
*Monika:* _To the tune of the beginning of the FRIENDS theme_ "SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY"
*Everyone claps 4 times, except for Sayori, who continues clapping for a good 5 seconds.*
1:14 was the best musical masterpiece I've ever listened to
I’ve got one!
Natsuki: Yuri! There’s a dead guy in our house!
Yuri: (Trying to act innocent) Whoa! Hey! How did he get here?
Natsuki: Did you do this?!
Yuri: No! How could you think I would do such a thing?
Natsuki: Tell me Yuri, tell me everything you did while I was gone!
Yuri: Well, I was sitting down
Natsuki: Okay...
Yuri: Reading a book.
Natsuki: Uh-huh...
Yuri: Then this guy walked in...
Natsuki: Go on...
Yuri: So I went up to him aaaand STABBED HIM 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST!
Natsuki: ...YURIIIIIIIIIII! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
I had the rumblies that only hands could satisfy
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU K1TEENZ?!
Yuri: o-oh I didn’t k-know that
Natsuki: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW-
MC: That's the most beatiful girl I've ever seen!!!
Everyone Else: Thank you... Wait which one of us?
*MC points to a paper boat labeled "The S.S. Georgie"*
*Natsuki laughs*
Natsuki: Good reference!
Sayori: I don't get it...
Natsuki: He's referencing IT.
*Yuri takes out a knife and starts slashing the boat*
Monika: Yuri you do realize he was making a joke right?
*Yuri stops slashing the boat*
Yuri: Yes! of course I did! I was making a joke to!
Natsuki: By giving some poor kid an F?
Yuri: Comedy is subjective!
Natsuki: (Giggling) IT sure is!
Sayori: I still don't get it.
Lardex Destroyer of buffets oof I love IT
OML this is hilarious!!!! the dubbing is spot on too who a ✨✨
Monika: "Hey, MC."
MC: "Yeah?"
Monika: "Why didn't you like, react like a normal person would when you see Sayori and Yuri died?"
MC: "I've seen something worse, Monika. Way worse than what you can imagine."
Monika: "Really? Like what?"
MC: "Once there was a... You can say prison break. And to lure back one of the most dangerous inmate, they strap a guy on a table and put him on the inmate's cell. Then, they press a button that would operate a machine on the table that would Break the femur and make the guy screams in pain. The voice of his pain are sent throughout the prison, and in a few moments, somehow the inmate was already on the cell, takong the guy with him. Luckily the prison guard managed to lock his cell, but the guy had gone, taken by the inmate God knows where... He was as old as you and I, Monika..."
Monika: *Is startled and filled with fear*
MC: *hugs Monika*
MC: "That is why I barely reacts to it. And you should stop on deleting the girls. Once the prison wardens know about you and think that you're a criminal, you'll be taken custody and will never be seen outside again, got it?"
Monika: *nods in fear*
MC: *kisses Monika's cheek*
MC: "Good. Now you should undo the damages you've done, because even now, the wardens are watching you, me and everyone around the world. Be careful."
Alfa WF WTF DO FACKING LOOONNNG
Soft Leather I used to wrote fan ficts.
Shit that was dark
Mario Sonic & SpongeBob That's the Foundation for you. It's dark so that we can live in the light.
For clarification, this is actually a description of an event in the game SCP: Containment Breach, where in one segment you can recontain SCP-106 (The Dangerous Inmate) by crushing the femur of a fellow Class D (The Guy). The prison wardens are the people that run the foundation, trying to contain and study anomalies that would drastically affect the natural day to day basis of life, and the "criminals" are actually people chosen to become potential Class D's, disposable workers who are used as test subjects on the SCPs and are killed once their use has run out.
Monika: About that thing with Yuri and everything...
MC:(flying around outside of the classroom) SPAAAAAAACE!
Monika: ...
" kill all the usurpers!!! The club will not be tainted by your lies!!!" Best incorrect quotes yet keep doing what you do!
Right....
*Sayori enters MC'S house, eyeing the cupcakes Natsuki MC made*
MC: "I'm gonna use the bathroom real quick"
* 5 minutes later *
*MC walks into the kitchen*
MC: "Sayor... WHERE ARE THE CUPCAKES?!"
*Sayori, mouth full of cupcakes*
Sayori: "What?"
My incorrect quote
Mc:(walks through the door) hey...
Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri:(doing a satanic ritual in a dark room) 'whispering but gradually getting louder' Usurper USURPER *USURPER*
Mc:(silently backs out the room)
Monika: Ask the child if he or she is choking.
(Sayori is slowly dying in her noose with MC present)
MC: Are you choking? Are you choking?!
*Sayori picks up a bottle of pills that fell out of MC's pocket*
Sayori: MC why do you have depression pills with you?
MC: (Sigh) Its my prescription from my therapist.
Everyone Else: YOUR DEPRESSED?!?!?!
MC: What! Everyone is allowed to be depressed but me?
Natsuki: You have a therapist?
Yuri: You know in hindsight MC being depressed is actually one of the better outcomes considering what he's been through.
Sayori:WHATNOYOUCANTBEDEPRESSEDHOWCOULDINOTHAVENOTICEDBEFOEREIMSORRYIFAILEDYOU!!!!
MC: This really isn't how i planned for things to go down.
Sayori: WENEEDTOGODOFUNTHINGSRIGHTNOW!!!
MC: But I have a meeting with Docter Cornthal in a few hours and-
Sayori: SHUTUPSHUTUPJUSTSHUTUP!!!
Monika: Well it was nice knowing you MC.
*(Whilst crying)Sayori drags MC to the movies*
Monika: (sigh) I can't believe I turned my boyfriend depressed...
Natsuki: Okay firstly, He's not your boyfriend. And secondly, What the Fuck did you expect to happen?!?!?!
Monika: Well, I expected him to hate all you guys so he would go out with me...
Natsuki: Well I bet you regret fucking with space time now don't you?
Monika: Yeah i do...
Good one XD
"Well I bet you regret fucking with space time, don't you?"
That is an amazing line
Thank you
For Incorrect DDLC quotes:
*Sayori, with an evil twist* :"Why choose reality when you can have a world of your own making? That's clearly the choice, y'know...I mean come on, we all prefer the easier life. Hehehehe.... You see, all reality ever gives you is boredom and bickering. And no one truly wants to live in a world like that. It's only because they think they have to accept it that they choose to buck up and deal. There's only one thing that's going to set you apart and let you succeed in life: it's the magic ticket they call 'talent'. And if you don't have it, then you're left to rot in despair. Game over. So wouldn't we better off without this reality crap? Someday, you'll all understand what I'm saying. No matter what you try and do, reality sucks. And I, for one, am sick of it."
Talent is my trigger word
Sayori: (says cheerfully) I have depression!
Natsuki: My dad is abusive
Yuri: I am absolutely insane
Monika: Okay, time to share poems!
MC: (out of room) NOPENOPENOPENOPE
Dear hedgehog, I love all your content and it has helped me through a really rough time in my life and during the last stream you read a lot of my comments( I was that Irish guy) and it really meant a lot to me . Thank you so much for everything
I love these episodes the natsuki playing the recorder is fucking hilarious😂
Joshua Reaper
Same.
I just had a weird idea...but meh.
Sayori: You know, depression isn't that bad. I have people who care about me. Make sure I'm okay. Make sure that I eat okay. And spend time with me. And all cause I have to take these happy pills! Isn't that right Mr. Fluffy Bun?
Monika: Those...aren't antidepressants...
Sayori: Wheee! I can fly now!
MC: SAYORI! NO!
Edit: Yea I edit it...cause I mess up on Monika's name...lol Monkia...
i'm a guy with simple taste: i see a new DDLC Incorrect Quotes i press like and watch 5 times in a row *-*
I 12 and I like to watch doki doki multiple times. I watched it 38 times and I still love it.
*Sayori:* Hi,MC!
*Natsuki:* uh..he's my boyfriend..
*Yuri:* No,he's my boyfriend!
*Monika:* Ahem..To make it clear,He's my boyfriend
*Natsuki:* How so?>:(
*Monika:* Well,as you can see..We've been talking together alone at the empty room,we go on a date alone,We sleep with eachother,we compliment eachother,We live with eachother and.. *We kiss eachother* ^w^
(Everyone shock and silents)
*Natsuki:* (SHOCK)YOU LITTLE SON OF A PSYCHOPATH!
MC: I should go check on Sayori.
Opens door, sees Sayori's hanging body
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
Monika: when are we going to smash?
MC: what!
Monika: I meant super smash bros
Mc: I still don't believe you
YESSSSS
#EarlySquad
Edit:Thanks for the heart man! Now excuse me while I go force my friend to react to this
Yes I love these, ooh, I got one:
*Natsuki:* What makes MC's poems so good anyway?
**Yuri gets triggered.**
*Yuri:* HOW DARE YOUUUUU!?
Another DDLC incorrect quotes ^^
It always marks the day
Hedgehog is best girl
I’ve been waiting for this!! Happy St. Patricks Day Everybody!
"I ship it" part killed me XDDDDDD
[Incorrect Quotes] What Waifu-Wars should've been.
Monika: Okay everyone! The fight will be happening tomorrow in the backyard of school at 4:30pm. Minori weighs at 48 and Elyssa at 30.
Main Character: How long do you guys expect the fight to last?
Sayori: Maybe-
Natsuki: How ever Minori wants it to last~
Yuri: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MALNOURISHED MIDGET!
Natsuki: HEY DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU EDGY THOT
Sayori: DON'T START FIGHTING YOU DAMN CHR FILES-
Monika: SAYORI THAT'S MY FUCKING PHRASE YOU LITTLE HANGING HAG-
ALL OF THE DOKIS GET INTO A BRAWL.
Main Character: Wow. I can tell you all hate each other. This is going to be a good war!
WOO! 50% REFERENCES!!
I've really grown to love these. Well not really 'grown', I've loved them from the start really. The voices are on point and fit the characters well and it's just utterly hilarious.
Monika: Which letter is silent in scent?
Yuri: I'm having a brain aneurysm.
My request:
Monika: So, not everyone you meet online is who you think it is!
Sayori: But MC told me this is a game...
MC: SAYORI! I told you not to say that!
Monika: SHUT UP SAYORI!!!
Sayori: *Hangs herself*
Natsuki: actually there's a manga about that
Monika: SHUT UP NATSUKI!!!
Natsuki: *Snaps neck*
Yuri: IT IS!!! I THOUGHT FROM THE BEGGINING!! LIFE IS WORTHLESS!!!
MC: *Concerned and scared* Oooooohhhh... Aaaahhhhh.....
Monika: SHUT UP YURI!!!
Yuri: *Stabs herself*
Monika: So....
Loki: I have an army.
Iron Man: We have the Hulk.
MC: We have Buffsuki.
Seeing something I posted make it to being mentioned on one of your videos literally made my sh!tty day thank you so much!
Natsuki: "I am as sophisticated as you, I just don't need to show it!"
Yuri: "Your words are floccinaucinihilipilification to me.
Natsuki: "I don't get it."
Yuri: "Of course you don't."
A more smart version:
Natsuki: "I am as sophisticated as you, I just don't need to show it!"
Yuri: "cos((((-(Ni)(oi))^2)/u^2)-1)=1 if cos is restricted to (-pi/2,pi/2) and i represents the imaginary number."
Natsuki: "I don't get it."
Yuri: "Of course you don't."
An Idea:
MC: "Hey! Wanna *hang* out in my house tonight to help me finish my science project? We can *cut* and *snap* some of the ideas that I just got from internet! But the ideas are...kinda long, so you girls can maybe help me to find out which ideas are gonna get *deleted* and which ideas are gonna stay?"
Monika, Yuri, Sayori, Natsuki: *_"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."_*
Zachary ZachZ Perfect
Sayori:Hangs Herself
Yuri:Stabs Herself
Monika:The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for watching each of them die
YAH BOI I’ve been waiting for this
Hedgehog uploads incorrect quotes 6
Me: starts furiously clicking
MC:- You are best girl
Monika:- Oh why, thank you. You are so kind.
MC:- I was referring to Sayori
Monika:- NOOOOOO (Angry deletion noises)
Sayori: "I hate Pacers."
Monika: "What Pacer?"
Sayori: "BR Pacers like the 142,143 and the 144"
Monika: "Something we agree on!"
Yuri and Natsuki: "Everyone agrees! Everyone agrees! Everyone agrees!"
“you speak boldly for someone within stabbing range” i will use this on the regular
I just love MC’s awkward “right....” at the end of the video. Good job as always on these!
NOTIFICATIONS SQUAAAAAAAAD
Edit: 27 likes AND I got a love AND noticed by the TH-camr? AAAAAAAAAAAA
Lazy Tiger RaeRae YSSS! *high fives vigorously*
You go, notification squad!
An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog YEEEAAAAH! *high fives more vigorously*
Ayyo
eshock7 ayyy
my quote made it. big thancc
*you're mom is best quote*
Frick you, Orang
ivanmegafanboy no u
natsuki: can you tie a knot?
yuri: i cannot...
Natsuki: ah so you CAN knot?
yuri: no...i cannot knot.
Natsuki: not knot????
monika: who's there?
Natsuki: MONIKA!
monika: monika who?
Natsuki: *GETS TRIGGERED*
Part 2 of DDLC OST Recorder ver.
Natsuki: *blows recorder*
Sayori: Oww! My ears!
Natsuki: Hey! You broke the music thingy! Now you have to listen to this!
Sayori: Nooooo! It's torturing me!!!
*Sayori ran away*
Monika: You won! You didn't earn anything though...
Natsuki: MONIKA!!!
Yuri: *giggling in the background*
“Play the entire DDLC soundtrack on recorder”
OH GOD MY EARS!
2:25 OMFG AWSOME VOICE!
Natsuki best recorder player
MC: Monika, pass me the hammer
Monika: no problem!
MC with a hammer: ...
Can’t touch this
There is nothing like a good deletion! You go up someone, delete their face, and you walk away going “Deletion accomplished!”
- Monika
2:48
And this is what we call! Something that is cute!
My quote is:
MC: “The girls...they’re all dead...what kind of man would do this?!”
Monika: *skateboards pasts the other girls*...justmonika...
(Reference: asdf movie)
These are so good. You're so amazing. So, I decided to jump on the incorrect quote bandwagon.
Sayori: Thanks again, Natsuki! For coming with me on my driver's test.
Natsuki: No problem. You're like a sister to me, and you're a saint compared to the rest. I mean I can deal with your crap more than Yuri's and Monika's.
Sayori: Is that a compliment?
Natsuki: Take it as one.
*Natsuki and Sayori get in their respective car seats*
Sayori: *sigh*
Natsuki: You'll do fine.
*Driving instructor gets in the car*
Mrs. Doe: Hello, I'm Mrs. Doe, and I'll be your instructor today. Show me what you got?
*10 seconds later*
*CRASH*
Sayori: Oops.
Natsuki: It's safe to say you will never get your license.
Mrs. Doe: I gave up teaching for this. *Sigh*
Honestly, that just flew through my mind so I hope it's okay. I mean I'm not lazy to edit a comment. And again, I love your channel.
*WATCHED A 3 MINUTE AD THAT WAS UNSKIPPABLE TO WATCH THIS*
0:55 *100 percent accuracy on music* 👌
+ an extremely agitated hedgehog omg it's finally back thank you, I luv you so much, thank you this made my day, keep up the good work and I'll catch you on the next live stream
Sayori: Hi to MC to Monika
Natsuki: What that supposed to mean
Sayori: I DONT KNOW!!!!!
Plz do more incorrect ddlc quotes plz
1:47
HOW DARE YOU CALL MY BELOVED WAIFU UNIMPORTANT MONIKA
It still hurts ;-;
Sayori in love with Natsuki? Woah there
lol jk
Yay!! I missed this series.. loved the video btw!!
Monika: WAZZAP!!!
Yuri: WAZZAP!!!!
Natsuki: WAZZAP!!!!
Mc: WAZZAP!!!!
Sayori: IHATEMYLIFE!!!!
All: WHA?!?!?
I’m PUUUUMMMPED!
1:03 Monika, Don't you play piano?
*I have never missed a single one of these-*
I HAVE ONE!
Yuri: Hi M/C! You wanna hang out for a bit?
Monika: bippity boppity back the fuck up
Hahaha
1:14
I can't😂
Please, don't ever stop doing these videos. I love them soo much😍
2:34 OH GOD YUrI WHERE DID YOUR EYES GO
I'VE BEEN WAITING
Yaaaay!!! I always look forward to your videos! They always make me have a good laugh! Keep up the good work.
First off, this is hilarious and makes the day a little nicer!
Second, may have a suggestion, dunno if it's funny or not:
Sayori: MC drank out of this can. Would that be an indirect kiss?
Monika: No sweetie, that would be mononucleosis.
... I'll show myself to the door...
AMAZING! I was waiting for this!
I love these so much, I hope you keep continuing!
Lmao I'm dead at everything in this video!
Thank you so much for making a part six! You just made my St.Patricks day today!
When's part seven tho?
Monika : I'm best girl. I can delete you all!
Yuri and Natsuki : WRONG!
Sayori -drooling- : Eh? What?
Natsuki : Monika said she's best girl even though it's obviously me!
Sayori : Oh, *snap*!
Natsuki : You did not just say that.
Monika : Sayori, you only *hang* around for fun, so I don't know what your saying.
Yuri : You know, not all of us can *delete* our sadness so easily.
Natsuki : *sarcastic* Cause your totally a *cut* above the rest, right?
Monika : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yuri : EEEEKKKKKKK
Sayori : WUHHHHHHHHH
Natsuki : *in corner* MC RING THE DAMN COPS!
MC : Well this is a perfect day!
Monika:*crying* I DID THIS ALL FOR YOU
Mc:well it's not enough
Sayori natsuki and yuri;OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yuri:were you at were you at
Keep watching these and keep loving em', nice video fam
Yay! New video
*PS:* I missed the stream. Sorry, I couldn't make it.
Monika: *Walks Into Classroom* Sayori:Oh Hello Monika I've Been Wondering What That Was In The Corner Of The Classroom *Points To Tumbler* Monika: *SEES TUMBLER* OH FUCK NO! *Deletes Tumbler* Ah Much Better! *SEES Deviant Art* NOT AGAIN!
Why Must I Make Cringe
Quote suggestion:
Yuri and Natsuki go to the mall.
Yuri: "excuse me, I lost my friend can I make an announcement?"
Yuri takes the microphone
Yuri: "goodbye you little shit!"
Yes!!!! Been waiting for this!!!
Oh my lord, I love this newest installment! Keep it up! Please do!
I believe this one had the most swears out of all of them
MC: Hello, Literature Club?
Monika: Literature Club Broke.
MC: Understandable have a great day
Suggestion:
Natsuki: *finishes shitty recorder* ok,done!
Monika:That was the worst fucking music I've ever heard
Natsuki:It was 2 years ago!
MC: we're you even paying attention?
Natsuki:Uhh.......
- Natsuki, Sayori, and Yuri are dead -
Monika: Well, it isn't so bad, right?!
MC: - Jumps out of window -
Monika: Ok, I have messed up.
What joy came to my voice at seeing this was released!
Loved it! Especially all the Monika bits!