34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao. Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)
And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook
1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich. 2. A - she was a whowa… 3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever. 4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with. 5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt… I have come to claim Rome for my people… ~ (Maximus) ~ Ralph Ciffaretto
Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.
I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!
@@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.
*Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*
On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there
All the scenes where Silvio has to put up with Ralph just really makes me appreciate Silvio all the more as a character. He really is a strong silent type!
34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?
In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people
Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.
This show did a fantastic job of showing what Italians in America became. Moody yet inspiring, morbid yet amusing, serious and relaxed all at once. Goodfellas, godfather, casino all were great mob movies. But Sopranos really captured the essence of Italian Americans without trying. They used real Italian-American actors, and really nailed the things all Italians felt worldwide. I remember when Bocellis Romanza hit the shelves and everybody with a half a drop of Italian blood was playing that record. When it came on Sopranos I laughed and cried. The expressions, Phil's "a couple tree things," manicotti as a weekly staple, antepasto trays at every family gathering, knowing your second and third cousins, this weird cultural understanding that Catholicism is part of our heritage and also could use a major facelift in ideals, the little carmine opus dei thing, the conversation that carmela had with anthony Jr. About Italians fighting in world war two, cappodimonte, the cookies, the respect for appearance and always looking your best, the weird nicknames, the love for old music and movies, and paulies aunt/mom genuinely going "oh madonna mia" were things i saw from my mom and Nonna as a kid. There were moments on this show that really translated our culture. Obviously the murder and misogyny, maybe some of the racism too, contribute to a bad view of Italian ppl. But the characters and context really reminded us of our own uncles and cousins.
The more you realize that the soprano crew was strong in the beginning with big earners and soldiers, but as the seasons go on they lose their best guys and dwindle in numbers until its just tony, bobby, and silvio in the end, top management.
Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!
Ceerious is a rising star and has to be respected.
Ralph couldn't make it to Feetch"s card game stick up. Whatever happened thea something about a busted pipe dripping 😆
He still has to kick up to Borko
@Account11-k for now I say we spare Borko the inconvenience of letting him know any of this
Ceerious is seriously awesome.
Take it easy. We're not making a Western here
He looks like an overgrown Chucky doll
IM WEAK WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 😂
Now that you said it, I totally see it.
Hahaha
Almost sounds like Brad too lol
Lmao relax
Ralphies wit and sarcasm is unmatched 😂😂😂
The wig though 😅
@@josephtalmadge3108 The wit and the wig...
His idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.
@@AB0VETHALAW so wit lol
@@Vasily_dont_be_sillyGettin’ wiggy wit it
'That's my story' - Ralph Cifaretto
Winning is 1 thing but when its your fken horse....
Where's my arc? All I got is this natural canopy
@@Sandux930 you know who had an ARC Ceerious
ahaha Tracee’s story wasn’t available, I guess. Gotta take Ralph’s word for it. 😅😂
"what are you a vegetarian? you eat beef and sausage by the fucking car load"
my favorite ralph quote just happens to have been his last 😭
(PUNCH)
Well,he does get out a "Ya fat fuck!" but basically,yes.
His last quote is actualy "you fat fuck!"
Actually his last line was "you fat fuck!" while sticking Tony with a pan with eggs
His last words were actually "you fat fuck" during the fight 😂
20 years i waited for the Ralph video, not a fuckin peep
You know who liked golf was Joey Peeps
@@josephtalmadge3108peeps? His family name is Peparelli!
@@SlickySantoroJC. He dyslexic.
@@josephtalmadge3108Sad when they go like that. 😆
@@zplapplap when they go
The fact we never got to see a Ralphie and Phil scene is criminal!
Or Ralphie and Richie 😂
You ceerious ? Not even 1 why did writers do that 😢
Good call
It died on the vine, the guy. He moved or sumthin.
@@stefanhammel192
That would have been great.
If Bill Burr was in the mafia.
Breaking Bad my boy.
100%
Hes bald too 😂🎉
Except this is a good actor
😂
"don't get fuckin filthy about it" LOL gets me everytime.
It's a great line 😂
@@crazyjoedavola5430 There is so many great lines from this amazing show.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣
He escaped the matrix too soon....
Ralphie is in the matrix, what's he doing being a gladiator fan 😅
He said he wanted to be someone important.
“ like an actor” 🤣😂😀
@@greenmatrix30seven lol exactly
@@Johnny-vn1qf hahaha exactly
I looooove seeing Silvio go off on Ralphie.
And Sil is usually the strong silent type
Ralphie was a top earner when it came to earning contempt from most of the other characters. Even he knew not to step to Silvio though.
@ashleybrooke2087 he couldn't step to Silvio. 1st Sil was Tony's #1 guy and higher up than Ralph. 2nd Tracee was into sil for 3k plus the vig.
@@josephtalmadge3108
Not to mention everyone knows what Silvio does for the Sopranos crew so probably not the best person to start trouble with.
@@josephtalmadge3108c. She was a hoowah
I always forget that Tony and Ralph were in the teenage crew together. No wonder Ralphie felt like he was being left behind.
It's because he was clearly a weasel I couldn't expect a man like that being truly respected by the mob
Ralph only lasted as long as he did because he brought in so much money 😂
Janice pimped him out and he became a big earner!
@@Djm8520 OHHHH!!!!
@@Djm8520Mama’s little whowa
"Is it all about the money?!!"
@@lisetteeliseparis7070either name your price or get the ....over it
34:39 -- Most underrated line in the show: "A gerbil, ma'am." Said so casually. Lmao.
Hitting it out the park with these videos, Ceerious. Awesome stuff :)
Ceerious is not only da boss of this family but he's more creative than Spielberg
@@josephtalmadge3108 Aye. And y'know, Quasimodo predicted all this.
@@Tormented22 lol 😆 I knew that was coming 🤣
@@josephtalmadge3108 Bahahah 😅
@@Tormented22 seriously you never wondered that. You got your half back your QB your fullback lol 😆
Been waitin’ for this one - always entertaining to see Ralph clips.
thanks bro
Always entertaining to see Ralph clips
@@Flowerz__ it petered out, it died on a vine
@@Flowerz__be quiet, Albert.
@@360GamingDudeParakeet
Ralph was the only associate who had the guts to get cute with Tony. It ultimately got him eliminated.
he's a soldier, made guy. Associates aren't made
@@stellarmella9557then a captain 😅
Wait Ritchie and Feetch too and they were made guys
He interrupted tony shoving sausage into his fat effing mouth! Is why tony killed Ralph,that and Tony having no impulse control 😂
And it was cuz he was the only made guy/ capo that made alot of money for the family in construction, and after he got whacked vito became the next money maker for the family, of course until they found out he was a fanook
Richie and then Ralphie took sopranos To the level it has. And then Phil made it a a masterpiece forever
Obviously Tony is always the best but his colleagues were amazing, uncle jr actor is amazing
@rodrigomunoz9217 most iconic series eva
I wonder how many years Phil did in the can. It was never mentioned.
@@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 effen year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc Borko
@user-nh6oq8ut2t 20 year's for what the likes of Rusty Doc
When Janis pushes him down the stairs 😂😂😂😂
GET OUT!!
Ralphie acting is funny af
She's got Tony's temper😅 true psychopaths
I wish Ralph was around for when Vito was found to be a Major League Pitcher
They would've been real friends like him and Johnny Cakes
I have always thought this like...what woyld happen then
@@br3akstuffAnyway Ralph and Vito are gone and we'll chalk it up to the headless horseman
@@josephtalmadge3108 Ralph x Vito
Yeah. He was a very good catcher Foreal.
"Too many onions or some shit" 😭😭
"I"m just breakin' balls....." Ralphie! 😆😆😆
Cheese grater that's all I'm saying 😂
@@josephtalmadge3108 O God🤣🤣🤣
Hello, Mrs Mariannucci Gaultieri? This is Detective Mike Hunt, Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania...
@@robertlee4172 Paulie feels like he's been stabbed in da heart
@@robertlee4172a rodent yes a small gerbil 😅
you're gonna question a yt practice that goes back over 15 years?!?!
A yt practice that goes back over 15 years *scoffs*
If a nickel load is uploaded we want in 😂
Well tomorrow TH-cam will be rich but you'll be copyright striked forever.
@@Xpwnxage😂
The next minute he's threatening to go to the EPA, copyright strike us all
1. Why was I born handsome instead of rich.
2. A - she was a whowa…
3. Tomorrow I will be on time but you will be stupid forever.
4. Look at the bright side, he was not smart to begin with.
5. Hi, this is detective Mike Hunt…
I have come to claim Rome for my people…
~ (Maximus)
~ Ralph Ciffaretto
Charles Schaub ova here
He's an old man. What's he gonna do, gum him to debt?
@robertlee4172 I mean obviously it's Ceerious's call
"Say hi to your wife for me."
-Sal Iacuzzo, joke ruiner and friend of ours
@@theramplocallol 😂
"Lil Paulie was good to go. Fuqn car never came. They left him waiting outside his house like an azzholo, fuqn 11 degree weather" hahahaha I love it
Uncle Paulie pretty much described the most Little Paulie moment possible.
@@RenegadeShepard69you oughta know sweetie.
Was it really that cold when they did the heist?
He said it like "fuckin eleven degwee weatha"
B@@RenegadeShepard69
Just like with Buscemi & other seasonal guest actors, Joey Pants looks like he was having so much fun playing his part. I didn't appreciate it as much until I was older but the writers did like to give nice juicy roles to the guest stars.
Agreed
I think I've asked for this compilation on every one of your videos, and you actually delivered... legend... now don't dissappear on me like don jr... Google drive back this up!!!
i got everything bro dont worry
C AINT GOING ANYWHERE
This Friday will be a sit down(community post)for all captains. See you then
@@ceerious No u diddnt get them in the hospital and them whacking the Sal guy who hit him in the head with a club
9:35 I loved how Johnny kept meeting with Ralph and trying to but in. Smoking a cigarette looking off into the distance, "it's not good Ralph"
He doesn't stick his Beek in
@@coreyhall1150 do you think he has the balls to drive in from the city and tell him how to run his business? He be lucky if you got to see the Statue of Liberty again.
Tony found him like that 😂
You think that’s funny?
It’s Tony’s fault Ralph’s a fuckin klutz !!
@Slickysantoro oh will you take it easy over there judge Roy Bean 😁
Right? 😆😆😆
He clearly did-en’t.
Ralph was outta control LMAO
I never realized until I rewatched it this latest time that Ralph was Livia's replacement. Tony got a new nemesis who was the opposite of his Mother.
*Ralph has a point. He was LITERALLY Tony's highest earner. Sure he was a loud mouth. But he also backed it up, lined Tony's pockets with a lot of money.*
tony really was ralphie's carmella
How do you think Tony afforded sausages by the truckload?
Same thing as Vito. Didn’t save his life either lol.
@@ABCDyeahyeahyeahthat’s what Vito gets for “being creative”. 😂
You gotta stop emboldening your text for no reason.
A. Ceeerious was a hewwaa.
B. He hit Borko.
And... That wasn't my copyright material he was uploadin'
You know I remember when there was a time when you used to wait in the car and frankly you should still be there 😂
On the subject of Borko, have you noticed he has been uploading more than ever lately? And not the telenuevas neither. Borko is shook confirmed. Ceerious is the main guinea over there
🤣🤣🤣
he came at me wit a copyright strike
@@theramplocalI'm saying lol. Ceerious starts bringing in some serious views for us, then all of a sudden the serbian starts ramping up the uploads.
All the scenes where Silvio has to put up with Ralph just really makes me appreciate Silvio all the more as a character. He really is a strong silent type!
"I know I'm the one that's dating your mom"
"Dating?"
"Alriiight don't get fuccin filthy about it"
😂😂😂
Tony not having a drink with Ralph when he bumped him to captain was the biggest chad move ever
Best 37 minutes of the series.
Paulie- You're late
Ralph- Well tomorrow i can be on time, but you'll be stupid forever. 😂
do you guys like this style? no story just straight lines.
both bro ^_~
YES
Either way is fine skip
I’m here the muhney! Borko’s muhney..
@@DONCARMINEFALCONEEohh yea yea the money.
34:06 I remember years ago when we first watched this scene during its TV syndication how hard we laughed. My dad choked a bit on his drink. Then we felt bad; I thought maybe they took it too far. But then here we are laughing again 15 years later this scene. He did such a great job as Ralphie. Thank you Ceerious! You ever thought about doing a compilation of all of Tony’s side chicks?
I remember hating Ralphy when I first watched it back when it came out, now that I'm older I absolutely love what he brought to the story.
A. she was a whooah
Sry Tony it might save ......
B. she was a whooah
@@jamesgreenldnC: She was whoarrrrhhhh
D.) She waz a hoAH
"Who does he think he is, Sir Walter Raleigh?!"
That's such an incredibly witty comeback that cracks me up every time I see it.
one uh da trucks 😏
It died on a vine
be quiet jon
@@heresYoshiiand I'm gonna turn my hearing aid up so I don't miss it
You look like you were in Miami!
@@theramplocalit was the coke 😂
'Nothin but net motha fucka"
Right after he proceeded to hit all rim
Bro died in a gladiator match with the boss
LOL
Joey Pants was PERFECT for this role. It sucked when he was off the show.
Like so many of the characters on this show, you really can't picture anyone else playing the part. That's a sign of great casting
I'm liking these uploads with three hands here and it's still not good enough for ceerious!
IM SORRY C....it might save your....
He's not leaving you a lot of options...
@somnuswaltz5586 OHHH don't talk stupid if you want to .............are alot easier
In hindsight Ralph was smart for not loaning Artie cause he was being literal when he said “if I loan you money and you don’t pay me back I won’t be able to hurt you” and it’s because he knows he can’t touch Artie if Artie don’t pay him back cause he’s Tony people
Thank you - this had me vexed
“She was a whuuore” - Ralphie Cifaretto
It’s ‘hua’ lol
Yeah I heard that.
@@BennyMcGibbon It was the coke. It's all over the place in Florida.
She was a whouaa.
B: she hit Borko
C: that wasn't his kid she was carrying
Its ‘hua’. Spell it right lol
I like how Tony took all the insults but it was the “you eat beef by the fuckin carload!” that sent him over the edge haha
It was the personal truth that pissed him off. Ralphie making him realize that he consumes the creatures he has so much "love" for 😂😂😂
18:19
"Youre late"
"Yeah well tomorrow i could be on time but youll be stupid forever"
😅😅😅
Nobody busted balls like Ralphie. It was basically an art form.
You oughta know sweetie
Unless of course there's a salami sandwich around! 😂😂😂
"I see a rat or a squirrel...Maybe it's a possum."
Or maybe it's Ralph hated him me rat faced weasel he was
That Ralphie is more creative than ceerious.
😂
Now all I hear about is CS Ralphie 😂
Does Borko know about this?
@@tagekoolanderfuck kind of question is that??
Ralph was right about one thing, you should always finish cooking pasta in the sauce with a little butter.
I’ve never heard of butter used period in Italian pasta sauce, especially a TOMATO based sauce. I guess it’s an America thing to do that.
Albert Barise is one of the more underrated characters. "One of the trucks" lolol
one of the best characters
def
Honestly, apart from murdering the girl, I really liked Ralph as a person - didn’t take people too seriously, never let them tread all over him, and knew his worth whilst everyone tried to dismiss it.
I liked Richie
He was a massive dick but I actually really liked his clothing
He burned a horse alive
@@brettpilkington9539 Fair point.
@@brettpilkington9539A: It was a whoooas
"One of the trucks" Why did Albert even repeat that LMAOOOOOO
Ralph Cypheretto
good one
underrated
Lol the matriverse
Can’t be a coincidence
Ralph was the best lol. 21:35 Ball clanks off the rims 5 times, “nothing but net mfer.” 😂
Did ya hear? Borko took a copyright strike.
Ceerious:”OOOHHHHH, so there is a Santa Claus!”
I bet Ralphie gets his wig at Morries
Crazy how they never found out Ralph was captain of police in Miami
Ralph and Richie = best characters by a mile.
Tony could have used them when they were at war with New York
Big Bobby my favorite
"Its me, uh Tony" "Its really Vito, you said to call in 5 minutes" Cracks me up everytime.
Strength and Honor!
Scotch and soda
What was Ralphie doing in the Matrix, I thought he was a gladiator fan
@@josephtalmadge3108 they found him in a park sucking a cub scout
@@StefanShorko ...as long as you're on your way to the bahhh.
I'm here to reclaim Rome for my people
Vito playing basketball is hilarious
This show did a fantastic job of showing what Italians in America became. Moody yet inspiring, morbid yet amusing, serious and relaxed all at once. Goodfellas, godfather, casino all were great mob movies. But Sopranos really captured the essence of Italian Americans without trying. They used real Italian-American actors, and really nailed the things all Italians felt worldwide. I remember when Bocellis Romanza hit the shelves and everybody with a half a drop of Italian blood was playing that record. When it came on Sopranos I laughed and cried. The expressions, Phil's "a couple tree things," manicotti as a weekly staple, antepasto trays at every family gathering, knowing your second and third cousins, this weird cultural understanding that Catholicism is part of our heritage and also could use a major facelift in ideals, the little carmine opus dei thing, the conversation that carmela had with anthony Jr. About Italians fighting in world war two, cappodimonte, the cookies, the respect for appearance and always looking your best, the weird nicknames, the love for old music and movies, and paulies aunt/mom genuinely going "oh madonna mia" were things i saw from my mom and Nonna as a kid. There were moments on this show that really translated our culture. Obviously the murder and misogyny, maybe some of the racism too, contribute to a bad view of Italian ppl. But the characters and context really reminded us of our own uncles and cousins.
Absolutely fantastic character, never a wasted second, amazing acting. 😮
Tony was a phycologist with his family
Got some good decorating tips from Dr Melfi 😂😂
Ralph: “A, she was a Hooah and B, she hit me.”
That line never fails to have me laughing on the floor 🤣
"A gerbil ma'am" I die everytime i hear that 😂
The more you realize that the soprano crew was strong in the beginning with big earners and soldiers, but as the seasons go on they lose their best guys and dwindle in numbers until its just tony, bobby, and silvio in the end, top management.
Its crazy how most of them are killed directly or indirectly by Tony
@@maedle99exactly what I was going to say, Tony and Paulie pretty much took care everybody to the cleaners one way or another.
I would’ve liked to have seen a face off between Ralph, Paulie and Richie. THAT would have been LEGENDARY!
The biggest mistake he ever made was calling Tony a vegetarian.
Some insults you just cant forgive.
Theres guys in the can better looking than my sister!
Each his own Tony, each his own...
This video will echo in eternity
Strength and likes
@@brettpilkington9539 scotch and subscribes
God I loved/ love this show . So much. Hands down best TV show ever .
never noticed ghost riders in the sky playing in the backround at 8:30 while Tony and Ralph stare eachother down like a real wild west showdown lolol
imagine going from Ro to Janice
Cypher enjoying his reincarnation plugged back in to the matrix 🤣🤣
it was a beautiful innocent creature
it was a fucking horse
@@arseniysuslov9 To me, it was nothing but a whoaah
Silvio was funny as hell. 😂😂😂😂😂 especially when he’s mad.
My favorite character 😂
“Whatever you say cappy!”😂
That one always kills me!!!! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
😐
Also just realizing both Tony and Janice are the only two characters to lay a hand on “IM A MADE GUY” Ralphie
great, my favorite character, mamas little woaah
My mother had her ways anyway I gotta go Tone
Ralphie Cifaretto played by Joe Pantoliano and Richie Aprile played by David Proval are the only two actors on the show who consistently stole scenes from Gandolfini!
Vincent Curatola as Johnny Sack too IMHO.
@@LongerLasting you know what, I agree, so THREE of them! just shows you how great the casting was.
Finally 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 the true capo
Of the good ship cheese grater 😂
Ceerious: I know when to keep my mouth shut
Borko: unless of course there’s a copyright strike lying around
Detective Mike Hunt Beaver Falls was brilliant
Vito at the table thinkin drumstick? Ass? Two of my favorite things.
6:56 these scenes always blew my mind. They sit around and pretend to be the all American family. They all know what goes on.
Tony has broken the Cosa Nostra rule of putting hands on a Made Man MULTIPLE times... it's supposed to be punished with the DEATH PENALTY...
27:42 Ralph looks like ritchie Cunningham with that white ass sweatshirt 😂😂
10:39 “it might save ur life” thank you Johnny 😂
Hey ceerious, any chance you could do Richard Harrow from Boardwalk Empire? Thanks for all you do!
My 3rd best character on Boardwalk Empire. Lucky Arnold Rothstien then Richard. I agree
"One of the trucks. 🤨"
"Be quiet, Albert. 😒"