Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
- Hey Hey Tuesgays, Mark and Joe are coming at you from a hotel room at Skankfest to hear about Mark's trip to Austin, Joe's hockey experience in Seattle, and much more. Check it out!
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If yall get a studio, Mark better bring Greg to it every time. He's third mic.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind this is the correct response
Seriously! I was looking forward to seeing Greg!
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Rip greg
I'm here for Joe List. I love that dude. He is the only reason I listen to old YKWD eps. Joe List and Big Jay share the #1 spot in my book.
Going to zanies tomorrow to see Joe!
Okay 'Orlando' - say hi to Sarah and stop hating Greg.
Found Joe's dad
I find him hard to listen to but love his stand up. Idk
Ewww
@@samanthab1923 I agree, you don't know! :)
Yall are outstanding individuals. We live in a culture of dumbed down vocabulary and a massive lack of originality. Having those negative reactions to your comedy just means youre gaining exposure. Keep up the grind. Your combined success is well deserved.
20:30
The silencer mimicking was so infantile that I lost it laughing 😂
Joe: "Probably see a drug dealer under the bridge"...Mark "I'll buy something!'' COMEDY!
“Zac’s mother died during child birth… I assume.” 🤣 Joe List about Zac Amico (Skankfest: Roast of Luis J. Gomez)
lmaooo
Mark's trademark "huh??" is the funniest interjection in the comedy world
Love you guy's!! I'm a depressed miserable mthr fkr and YOU 2 make me LAFF, so i THANK YOU for moments of LEVITY🔥🔥💪😂
I love how they put no effort into making these look professional!
Production quality is the death of podcasts, I wish more people understood this. The vast majority of people started listening because it was viewed through a $25 camera with a sht mic under a newspaper.
This is the best episode in a while
That receipt for where my taxes go premise is a Dan Cummins joke, I’m sure everyone has thought of that though
Mark holding his Mike like lemmy motorhead 😂
43:21 Joe with the cutesy laugh lollll
You guys should set up the studio with a sofa. I like the vibe of just chilling vs being sat at a table with mics on arms
9:06 we understand who spider man is, it's a kid who got bit by a snake
Mark got robbed so much in his childhood he is jaded. Not every poor person is a mooch lol.
How was mark not part of the LJG roast??? Joe crushed though
#1 comic missing at the roast.
Haven't listened for a few years. Pretty great to be back. Like the 20% List. He's a hidden gem.
Any queefs want 2 tickets to the 9:30PM show in Brea on 11/13 for free? Got some family stuff going on and won't be back until Sunday. I just want to give them to someone who will actually go.
I’d say Post this on the previous episode . More eyeballs since that just got released widely and this is still limited
@@rawpower12xu You're right haha. I'll do that now.
Any takers?
@@samithmordraus20 Show already happened. Sorry :( I would have given for free.
I was just wondering if any queefs were smart enough to snag em 😭
"You ever at gunpoint?"
"Never gunpoint"
"... I don't know if I have either"
LOL
The Ps 109 show was incredible!!!!!!!Thanks Joe for keep make them!
As usual, phenomenal composition & lighting!
“Schindlers list Joe list top ten list “ lmao 😂
Norton Antivirus 😂😂😂
Joe!!, ya nailed it with Super Bummer Party..funny stuff sir 💯💯
This is a great ep!
42:19 he always wears these pants, always sits with an angle for a bulge shot. this is not a coincidence
thanks guys!
Joe absolutely killed it on the Luis J Gomez roast. The Shane Gillis and Big j jokes were hilarious
His second joke about Zak . The whole thing. Great stuff
great ep
Mark. I just listened to Whitney's pod w you and you say you read all your comments. I hate everything. You make me happy. You're the man
Joe needs to walk with stilts so people think he's a whooping Crane.
The fact that mark went “you should get better stuff if you pay more taxes” then joe broke it down as “it’d already the other way, you already have better stuff so you pay more” is one reason I love these two haha
This was a good ep
Joe never fails to find a way to get his junk into the shot. It’s spandex, Jerry!
Enola is ALONE(backwards) and Enola Gay was somebody's Mom's name if I reQueef correctly
"Just Kraken no Mc" lmfao
Portland’s homelessness prob, Austin’s homelessness problem, all of California’s, my home city of PHX. This is AMERICA’s problem! I’m a carpenter, I have 20 yrs of knowledge and experience in my trade. I know real estate agents swimming in cash from playing dress up and selling my work, and I’m one more crisis away from being homeless myself! Tax the fucking rich.
Fake BANJO fo the intro! Yeeeeaaaaahhhh!
Robin's gay, he laid an egg... We got it. 😂
Instead of silence is violence, how about "complacent is complicit." Good thing Joe is safe from the cat this episode. :-) haha
I live 10 minutes away from The Secret Group and didn't know Mark was in town !!!!
He said Michael J Fox got a hold of the pen 😩😂🤦🏾♀️
They said allergies and autism wasnt around in the 80s lmao Tr ans were around too ask eddie Murphy 🤣🤣
For someone who had cancer .... It was kinda cool . Free room service for like 8 months . AND the sponge baths by a latina nurse , don't know what ur missing
41:02 "And then" got me dying
Anyone saying words are violence should be punched in the face and then told a knock knock joke to illustrate the difference.
or someone bother you with same shit more than 18 times while you said after first time:pissoff! and then tell you 'yr mama' joke...................................................................................always someone offended.
Great job on the LJG roast Joe!!!!
FWIW I think they do that exact tax break down in France
How do these guys not know how to use a smartphone?
Joe List for President, but only on Tuesdays .
It’s funny that Joe had a Neal Brennan moment at the cellar
Joey List: 40yrs old? "Back in my day" .......now that's funny!!!
Joe should of asked the hockey guy "do you have a home?" 😏
50:30 List is stacked!
This is better than a murder video
Joe lowered his voice because Tony is listening behind the wall haha
13:00 Boomers 😂😂
Whats the chance we could get We Might Be Drunk on Tuesdays? Do Sam and Joe get along?
I love tales of funcle Joe 😊
Look at us in the camera more with different expressions. Don’t be shy
Hahahaha! Ari should be an agent?? 😂😂😂 That shit was so funny
The best podcast around
Joe you did not lose me
Good to see 20% of Tuesday’s with Stories survived Skankfest.
The French have free health care. Mental health included. Oui oui on your wewe!
2 of my favorite silent re-s
Brea is in Orange Co. not LA
I think an office space series starring Mark as Peter Gibbons and Joe as Micheal Bolton needs to happen.
20 percent of Tuesdays with Stories..
😆 🤣
holy fck just realized they say robin laid an egg cause robins are fuckin birds !
My radio is shitting on me 🎶
Love you two quiffs! #comedy
whaaaaaaat? comedy!
43:22
Betty Boop!
5:39 - Fight Club?
Get a Joe Robe'an hahaha
Listing to this at 0.5 speed LOL It's so fkn funny
Joe had me thinking about smoking again for a minute.
"For a minute".............LOL
Filming on marks phone?
Damn, why not get that sponsorship money, and mention what phone it is.
Get that money 💰 🤑 💸
What kind of watch does mark have on? Looks nice
Steel Casio
21:40 "Kraken" because the Puget Sound has a bunch of the giant pacific octopus which its named after. Give it a Goog mark!
Derrick Posten the skeet shuttle from King and the sting.
The embarrassment of the process (first couple of minutes): Its like reading rock/pop lyrics. They sound horrible if you read them, but when they are sang with the whole song they work. BUT....this also reminds me of a Nick De Paulo bit where he listens to Culture Club in the car and if he has an accident on the road and dies the medic is going to hear 'Karma Chameleon' blasting from his ipod when they get to the scene. the embarrassment made public.
These guys are so good you sit there wondering if it's scripted, but it's definitely not.
You guys should do a bit where you go through each other's notebooks
Feeling a little extra gay today!
Love Joe's politics. He cares when he doesn't have to. That's the key.
The kraken is an enormous octosquid 🐙 guy I believe
never heard of a hat hatrick before
The opening where you talk about recording the podcast is embarrassing... EXACTLY how I feel about those terribly stupid-looking selfie-stick things!! I do a lot of skating, and I get that my footage might look better if I used one, but damn if I never want to be seen in public holding one of those monstrosities!!
„that is dad on“ dead
Joe list is 20% of this podcast
For once I'm with ya Joe. It's the damn system.
I always say “not this Sunday, but the following.” Because a douche hit me with that BS when I was 5 and I queefed
Instant oats day 320
Joe's idea to get a breakdown of what your taxes went to was one of Andrew Yang's policy proposals during the 2020 presidential election
THEY'VE DEF. HAD 25 PERCENT OF THIS CONVO ON ANOTHER PODCAST EP.
I farted at the same time Mark did. I guess I'm gay for him!
Well Mr. Joe List and Mr, Mark Norman get a fellow to be walking behind who has the Weapons to kick A. !
6:39 You don't need to wait buddy bud. Just swipe up.